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Yora
2012-03-29, 07:05 PM
I discovered a hilarious crossover of the 80's horror movie The Thing and the preschooler claymation show Pingu: Warning, explicit clay gore. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPPxI_qEzsI)

This is just wrong, but at the same time just so right. :smallbiggrin:

Now I am wondering what other kinds of really crack crossovers are out there. Just let's not mention all the porn fan fic, which I assume easily makes up 80% of the bulk. But what about Hello Kitty 40k (http://onastick.net/sitz/images/HK40K.jpg), that also keeps cracking me up. I am sure there are tonnes of other things out there, be it stories, videos, or just images of ideas for really insane crossovers.

Traab
2012-03-29, 08:14 PM
Ironman/Harry Potter? Thats a pretty strange crossover, especially since they had to explain why every known magic user in the dc world ISNT a part of the "magical world" in harry potter. But watching harry attack the troll in first year with his own tech suit was fun. too bad it didnt work very well.

BtVS/Superman. BtVS/Magic the Gathering. One is just silly for how instantly overpowered a kryptonian is against vampires, the other was just insane, Slayer Magic on fanfiction.net. Both are those halloween fics that justifies instantly any crossover you can think of.

Eakin
2012-03-29, 09:08 PM
There's never a wrong time to post this classic:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/ArchiePunisher.jpg

The Glyphstone
2012-03-29, 09:17 PM
There's apparently a Harry Potter/Deadpool crossover called Thinking In Little Green Boxes, Reportedly hilarious, though I've never found where it's hosted.

Oh, and it may not entirely count, but the webcomic Exterminatus Now originally began life as a Warhammer 40K/Sonic The Hedgehog crossover.

leafman
2012-03-29, 09:22 PM
Ironman... dc world

:smallsigh:
I hereby revoke your comic book discussion license.

Hiro Protagonest
2012-03-29, 09:32 PM
Edit: @^: Yeah, I thought "wait, isn't that Marvel?".


There's never a wrong time to post this classic:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/ArchiePunisher.jpg

There are some Archie comics in my study hall room at school, and one of them had that in the ad section. :smallbiggrin:

I think Archie/Sabrina crossovers are rather odd. I actually had no idea Sabrina was a comic, I just remember seeing it during Saturday Morning Cartoons back somewhere between 2005 and 2008 (I've always thought as Archie comics as relics from another time, but I guess I really should've known better when they were talking about new Archie comics in a comedy called Corner Gas during the 6th season, which ran in 2006).

Lord Seth
2012-03-29, 09:41 PM
There's never a wrong time to post this classic:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/ArchiePunisher.jpgActually, that comic was surprisingly good.

Ravens_cry
2012-03-29, 09:50 PM
Oh, and it may not entirely count, but the webcomic Exterminatus Now originally began life as a Warhammer 40K/Sonic The Hedgehog crossover.
It basically still is. It's a good deal more hopeful than the 40k universe, but more cynical than the Sonic universe, so it evens out. I rather like it, definitely a good one to re-read sometimes.

The Glyphstone
2012-03-29, 09:54 PM
It basically still is. It's a good deal more hopeful than the 40k universe, but more cynical than the Sonic universe, so it evens out. I rather like it, definitely a good one to re-read sometimes.

Well, I said 'inspired by' rather than 'is', because as far as I know anything actually Sonic-related is restricted to semi/non-canon jokes, like the one about Eggman being an Inquisitor. It's been its own universe for quite some time, without actually borrowing specific Sonic characters or settings (which is what I think of as the essential bit of a 'crossover').

Friv
2012-03-29, 10:28 PM
There's never a wrong time to post this classic:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/ArchiePunisher.jpg

I see your classic, and raise you...

http://i.imgur.com/Zqmnr.jpg (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/564236.Star_Trek)

Starscream
2012-03-29, 10:28 PM
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6mF2JRl8g).

Do not click if you value your sanity.

Reverent-One
2012-03-29, 10:37 PM
I see your classic, and raise you...

http://i.imgur.com/Zqmnr.jpg (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/564236.Star_Trek)

Oh man, I have that book. Worf and Wolvie fighting together on the holodeck and getting drinks in Ten-forward, the resemblance between Prof X and Picard being mentioned (before Patrick Stewart plays both characters), it falls under so bad it's good for me.

Ravens_cry
2012-03-30, 03:15 AM
I see your classic, and raise you...

http://i.imgur.com/Zqmnr.jpg (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/564236.Star_Trek)

I own that book; it was given as gift with a bunch of others. Gods, there is so many ways it could have been good, and so many ways it fails deliciously.

Well, I said 'inspired by' rather than 'is', because as far as I know anything actually Sonic-related is restricted to semi/non-canon jokes, like the one about Eggman being an Inquisitor. It's been its own universe for quite some time, without actually borrowing specific Sonic characters or settings (which is what I think of as the essential bit of a 'crossover').
It's more of a crossover in the sense of "What if you threw the two settings in a blender?" than "X and Y meet due to cosmic happenstance." in the style of many comic crossovers.
@Everyone:
I saw a real cool picture once; it was Raven and Starfire in Ghostbusters outfits fighting Staypuffed.
Does anyone remember that and if so can they point me to the source?

Yora
2012-03-30, 04:38 AM
There's never a wrong time to post this classic:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/ArchiePunisher.jpg

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6mF2JRl8g).

Do not click if you value your sanity.

That's exactly what I was talking about. :smallbiggrin:

Deadpool crossovers always are both completely idiotic, and make perfect sense. Depending on which side visits the other.

Mx.Silver
2012-03-30, 07:23 AM
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6mF2JRl8g).

Do not click if you value your sanity.
Y'know what the worst part is? That damn song is now going to be stuck in my head for months. Again.

Mixt
2012-03-30, 07:52 AM
The Legend Of Spyro meets Eragon.

My Little Pony meets Warhammer 40K.

Kingdom Hearts meets Warhammer 40K (Damn you Xehanort, you made things worse...again...i didn't even think that was possible)

The Cthulhu Mythos meets My Little Pony.



Hilarity ensues.

Prime32
2012-03-30, 04:28 PM
It's possible for even a same-continuity crossover to snap things in two. (http://www.youtube.com/v/Hx8ob0BAkOs&showinfo=0) :smalltongue:

Traab
2012-03-30, 04:58 PM
:smallsigh:
I hereby revoke your comic book discussion license.

My apologies, I was adding and removing things from my post before putting it up. I was going to include a harry potter/justice league crossover called harry potter and the power of oa. But I actually think the cross worked fairly well so I erased it but missed that line while adjusting the entire deal. I got it royally screwed up apparently, not even sure how I managed that.

Kindablue
2012-03-30, 05:36 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/01/gctnh19.jpg

Tavar
2012-03-30, 05:39 PM
I see your classic, and raise you...

http://i.imgur.com/Zqmnr.jpg (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/564236.Star_Trek)

I've read both Comic Prequels to that book. Man, good times.

Ravens_cry
2012-03-30, 05:52 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/01/gctnh19.jpg
Considering he is a billionaire, that could be added to "Superdickery" if it was a real comic.

Eakin
2012-03-30, 05:55 PM
The Legend Of Spyro meets Eragon.

My Little Pony meets Warhammer 40K.

Kingdom Hearts meets Warhammer 40K (Damn you Xehanort, you made things worse...again...i didn't even think that was possible)

The Cthulhu Mythos meets My Little Pony.

Hilarity ensues.

I feel like 40K and My Little Pony have such huge online followings that they've been crossed with just about everything at some point or another.

I just went to Fimfiction.net and checked the crossovers tag, in the last DAY fics have been submitted or undated crossing ponies with:

-Powerpuff Girls
-Singularity (some video game I've never heard of)
-League of Legends
-LoZ: Twilight Princess
-Shannara (an epic fantasy by Terry Brooks that I had to google)
-World of Warcraft
-Batman
-Viewtiful Joe
-Fallout

Again, this is just the last 18 hours.

Ravens_cry
2012-03-30, 06:33 PM
The Chronicles of Narnia and The Golden Compass.
That would be just . . .awkward.

Obrysii
2012-03-30, 07:00 PM
It's possible for even a same-continuity crossover to snap things in two. (http://www.youtube.com/v/Hx8ob0BAkOs&showinfo=0) :smalltongue:

D-did Ghost Rider actually defeat Galactus?

I...don't remember him being that powerful.

Ravens_cry
2012-03-30, 07:03 PM
D-did Ghost Rider actually defeat Galactus?

I...don't remember him being that powerful.
It actually makes a lot of sense.
Galacticus has killed likely trillions of people, Ghost Rider has a "Guilt-o-Vison" beam thing, to make you feel bad for your crimes.
It wouldn't work some villains, but Galacticus is a special case.

Wiwaxia
2012-03-30, 07:11 PM
Neon Genesis Evangelion/My Little Pony.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25800000/Neon-Equus-Evangelion-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-25862091-752-1062.jpg:smallconfused:

My Little Pony/SCP Foundation (http://www.scp-wiki.net/letter-of-the-day)
:smalleek:


MLP seems to attract these.

Prime32
2012-03-30, 08:13 PM
It actually makes a lot of sense.
Galacticus has killed likely trillions of people, Ghost Rider has a "Guilt-o-Vison" beam thing, to make you feel bad for your crimes.
It wouldn't work some villains, but Galacticus is a special case.IIRC the Penance Gaze makes you experience the sum of all the pain and regret you've ever inflicted on others. For Galactus that's... ouch.

I believe there's another story where Black Bolt screams at Venom, which is similar levels of overkill.

Traab
2012-03-30, 08:21 PM
IIRC the Penance Gaze makes you experience the sum of all the pain and regret you've ever inflicted on others. For Galactus that's... ouch.

I believe there's another story where Black Bolt screams at Venom, which is similar levels of overkill.

Yeah, while it wouldnt work so well on a pure evil being, (I think, iirc the rules changed from time to time over its history) I dont think galactus counts as evil, just amoral. To him eating earth would be like eating several plates of fried shrimp for us. We dont concern ourselves with the pain and suffering those poor shrimp went through before they died, we just know they are tasty! If some demonic shrimp rode up and made us experience all the pain of every bit of seafood we devoured, I bet it would kick our butt too! Assuming we didnt eat it first.

Ravens_cry
2012-03-30, 08:31 PM
Exactly, Galacticus is Lovecraftian in his amorality. He's just hungry.
***
Excuse me while I go draw a shrimp Ghost Rider to share.

Dr.Epic
2012-03-30, 10:12 PM
I discovered a hilarious crossover of the 80's horror movie The Thing and the preschooler claymation show Pingu: Warning, explicit clay gore. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPPxI_qEzsI)

The claymation wasn't half bad.

Ravens_cry
2012-03-30, 10:27 PM
The claymation wasn't half bad.
Indeed, though I think coloured foil would have been more effective than clay for the flames.
Just because it's claymation doesn't mean everything is made of clay.
The bodies and legs of the chickens in Chicken Run, for example, were silicone rubber, with only the arms, necks and heads made of plasticine.

Zevox
2012-03-30, 10:45 PM
I see your classic, and raise you...

http://i.imgur.com/Zqmnr.jpg (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/564236.Star_Trek)
They did more than one of those (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/19736-star-trekx-men-1)? :smallconfused:

Zevox

Tavar
2012-03-30, 11:32 PM
They did more than one of those (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/19736-star-trekx-men-1)? :smallconfused:

Zevox

There are 3, and they tie in together. The First is the Original Series Trek/X-men crossover. The second is the Next Generation/X-men crossovover comic. This comic leads into the book. I've read all three, and at one point had the first 2 comics.

Ravens_cry
2012-03-30, 11:37 PM
IIRC the Penance Gaze makes you experience the sum of all the pain and regret you've ever inflicted on others. For Galactus that's... ouch.

I prefer "Guilt-o-Vision", a superpower also common to Mothers everywhere.:smalltongue:
As promised, Shrimp Rider.
http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h355/ravens_cry/shrimp_rider.gif

Friv
2012-03-30, 11:43 PM
Oh man, I have that book. Worf and Wolvie fighting together on the holodeck and getting drinks in Ten-forward, the resemblance between Prof X and Picard being mentioned (before Patrick Stewart plays both characters), it falls under so bad it's good for me.

There's a fun game you can play - pick any page of the book, and read it out loud as though it were a bad porno.

It. Always. Works.

dehro
2012-03-31, 09:07 AM
you're all mad

mad, I tells you!

Traab
2012-03-31, 02:10 PM
I prefer "Guilt-o-Vision", a superpower also common to Mothers everywhere.:smalltongue:
As promised, Shrimp Rider.
http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h355/ravens_cry/shrimp_rider.gif

WOOT! Take that Gump! Soon you shall pay for the genocide you committed!

Tengu_temp
2012-03-31, 03:13 PM
I prefer "Guilt-o-Vision", a superpower also common to Mothers everywhere.:smalltongue:
As promised, Shrimp Rider.
http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h355/ravens_cry/shrimp_rider.gif

Hey, it comes pre-cooked. Talk about convenient.

Traab
2012-03-31, 03:36 PM
Hey, it comes pre-cooked. Talk about convenient.

I bet you he tastes spicy. That hellfire has to add one heck of a kick!

Nerd-o-rama
2012-03-31, 03:41 PM
I prefer "Guilt-o-Vision", a superpower also common to Mothers everywhere.:smalltongue:
As promised, Shrimp Rider.
http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h355/ravens_cry/shrimp_rider.gif

Unholy crap.


Considering he is a billionaire, that could be added to "Superdickery" if it was a real comic.

Presumably he's playing for charity. He's playing as Batman, for one thing, and to whom would they write the check if he was playing for himself?

Mando Knight
2012-03-31, 03:48 PM
Neon Genesis Evangelion/My Little Pony.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25800000/Neon-Equus-Evangelion-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-25862091-752-1062.jpg:smallconfused:

My Little Pony/SCP Foundation (http://www.scp-wiki.net/letter-of-the-day)
:smalleek:


MLP seems to attract these.

I'll raise you a Game of Thrones, illustrated by Bill Amend. (If you don't get Foxtrot in your newspaper, go here (http://www.foxtrot.com/) tomorrow.)

Starbuck_II
2012-03-31, 04:01 PM
D-did Ghost Rider actually defeat Galactus?

I...don't remember him being that powerful.

Actually, when you think about it: he is very, very powerful. He just tries not to consume every enemy because he (the human) feels remorse for each killing even though The Spirit of Justice/Vengence doesn't.

Aotrs Commander
2012-03-31, 05:00 PM
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6mF2JRl8g).

Do not click if you value your sanity.

I have vaguely heard of the show that's parodying, but never have seen it.

That does not make that any less hilarious.


It's possible for even a same-continuity crossover to snap things in two. (http://www.youtube.com/v/Hx8ob0BAkOs&showinfo=0) :smalltongue:

Okay...not a big Ghostrider fan... But that was pretty badass.

Ravens_cry
2012-04-01, 02:08 AM
Presumably he's playing for charity. He's playing as Batman, for one thing, and to whom would they write the check if he was playing for himself?
"Batman, G-O-D-D-A-M-N, Batman,"
Incidentally Batman is a real last name and profession (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_%28military%29).
It's . . not as glamorous as it sounds.

Gadora
2012-04-04, 10:47 AM
The Chronicles of Narnia and The Golden Compass.
That would be just . . .awkward.
>.>
I'm assuming from your phrasing that that was purely hypothetical, and you wouldn't have a link handy.

I prefer "Guilt-o-Vision", a superpower also common to Mothers everywhere.:smalltongue:
As promised, Shrimp Rider.
http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h355/ravens_cry/shrimp_rider.gif
This is now the best thread.

Presumably he's playing for charity. He's playing as Batman, for one thing, and to whom would they write the check if he was playing for himself?
"Just make the check out to cash."



I've got two that sprang to mind that I'm really on the fence about.
Ratatouille and Star Wars: The idea of the rat controlling a Jedi in a lightsaber duel by yanking on his hair is somehow something I'd love to see, but probably for all the wrong reasons.
Ratatouille and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares: Having never watched either, this still screams trainwreck to me.

Hunter Noventa
2012-04-04, 10:55 AM
There are enough slashy Harry Potter/Twilight Fictions to fill a boat.

A boat that should be sunk into the depths of the ocean and never ever seen or thought of again. Toss the non-slashy fics on there too.

DiscipleofBob
2012-04-04, 11:26 AM
The whole point with Brave and the Bold is that it can crossover with anything. Scooby-Doo, Weird Al Yankovic, Space Ghost, Jeffrey Ross, Abraham Lincoln, and those are just from the show.

Ravens_cry
2012-04-04, 11:53 AM
The whole point with Brave and the Bold is that it can crossover with anything. Scooby-Doo, Weird Al Yankovic, Space Ghost, Jeffrey Ross, Abraham Lincoln, and those are just from the show.
It even crossed over with Golden Age Batman, sort of.

DiscipleofBob
2012-04-04, 11:59 AM
I can't decide whether a Dr. Who/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover would be awesome or terrible or terribly awesome.

Androgeus
2012-04-04, 01:45 PM
I can't decide whether a Dr. Who/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover would be awesome or terrible or terribly awesome.

Well Douglas Adams was head script writer for doctor who for a while if that helps you any.

That reminds me the official Doctor Who/Star Trek TNG crossover comic is out in a couple of months. Here's hoping it is awesome/hilariously bad

Nerd-o-rama
2012-04-04, 03:10 PM
Life, the Universe, and Everything also got its start as a Doctor Who pitch that was turned down. In case the completely ****ing ridiculous yet thought-provoking antagonists didn't make that obvious.

dehro
2012-04-05, 08:21 AM
The idea of the rat controlling a Jedi in a lightsaber duel by yanking on his hair is somehow something I'd love to see, but probably for all the wrong reasons.

am I the only one whose inner voice went "Thunderdome!!" when he read that?

on crossovers that should not be, aside from "any and all crossovers" which I still consider my personal guideline, I would point out that some crossovers are bound to fail, specifically:
anything crossed with the Wachovski's Matrix
anything crossed with MOTR (but for entirely different reasons)

Talya
2012-04-05, 08:34 AM
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM) is the only way Twilight becommes worth watching.

Dr. Bath
2012-04-05, 08:49 AM
Life, the Universe, and Everything also got its start as a Doctor Who pitch that was turned down. In case the completely ****ing ridiculous yet thought-provoking antagonists didn't make that obvious.

I thought it was Dirk Gently actually. If the seemingly immortal affable old man who lives in a moving room that's bigger on the inside didn't give it away.

On the specific topic:

Anne Frank's Diary/Dragonball Z

/thread

willpell
2012-04-05, 08:53 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Batvspred.jpg

Actually this is far from the most egregious example.

Nerd-o-rama
2012-04-05, 08:53 AM
I thought it was Dirk Gently actually. If the seemingly immortal affable old man who lives in a moving room that's bigger on the inside didn't give it away.

On the specific topic:

Anne Frank's Diary/Dragonball Z

/thread

That one had too much actual time travel to be Doctor Who, I thought. Not to mention the old man was fairly useless. Frankly it was probably both of the books.

Dr. Bath
2012-04-05, 08:58 AM
That one had too much actual time travel to be Doctor Who, I thought. Not to mention the old man was fairly useless. Frankly it was probably both of the books.

In the book? I didn't think so. It WAS definitely rejected though, on the grounds that the Doctor wasn't in it enough.

Hadn't heard about Life, the Universe and Everything before, but you may well be right. If nothing else it will contain elements of plenty of rejected Dr. Who ideas.

@Wilpell:It's been live-actionated! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOZVp9NFhQE) (actually pretty cool)

Traab
2012-04-10, 11:10 PM
{Scrubbed.}

Kindablue
2012-04-11, 12:00 AM
I've got two that sprang to mind that I'm really on the fence about.
Ratatouille and Star Wars: The idea of the rat controlling a Jedi in a lightsaber duel by yanking on his hair is somehow something I'd love to see, but probably for all the wrong reasons.
Ratatouille and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares: Having never watched either, this still screams trainwreck to me.

I think Ratatouille works with everything except The Shield.

NNescio
2012-04-11, 01:25 AM
The Ei-Team

http://ompldr.org/vZGM0OA/2cd2e511a269aaf93d2442748b0517f2.jpg

...featuring Mr. Tewi.

Ravens_cry
2012-04-11, 01:40 AM
The Ei-Team

http://ompldr.org/vZGM0OA/2cd2e511a269aaf93d2442748b0517f2.jpg

...featuring Mr. Tewi.

Oh man, that looks like a badly done tattoo.:smallyuk:

Zevox
2012-04-11, 07:02 PM
{Scrubbed the post, scrub the quote}
This is relevant (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/30717-the-godyssey-1).

Zevox

dgnslyr
2012-04-11, 07:56 PM
The Ei-Team

http://ompldr.org/vZGM0OA/2cd2e511a269aaf93d2442748b0517f2.jpg

...featuring Mr. Tewi.

Given enough time, everything will be crossover'd with Touhou. This picture is all kinds of beautiful.

Dr.Epic
2012-04-11, 09:56 PM
There's never a wrong time to post this classic:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/ArchiePunisher.jpg

That comic didn't end the way I wanted.

Burner28
2012-04-12, 02:44 PM
With fun and laughs?:smalltongue:

Traab
2012-04-12, 03:14 PM
That comic didn't end the way I wanted.

Veronica dated the punisher to make archie jealous didnt she?

Don Julio Anejo
2012-04-12, 11:12 PM
Twilight/Jersey Shore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWIPE9fSWzw). A real crossover of the two things almost everybody on the internet hates!

Avilan the Grey
2012-04-13, 12:59 AM
To be fair, about 99% of all crossovers are bad ideas. Or at least badly executed ideas.

I still would want to see a Barney Stinson / Charlie Harper face off though :smallbiggrin:

Yora
2012-04-13, 05:45 AM
I know, but some crossovers are just more messed up than others. :smallbiggrin:

I don't think I've ever seen a good crossover that was not a parody, ever.
Crossovers with Spin-offs excluded, of course.

Brother Oni
2012-04-13, 06:24 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Batvspred.jpg

Actually this is far from the most egregious example.

The first crossover was actually quite good although a bit formulaic.

The second and third one, not so much.

Avilan the Grey
2012-04-13, 12:25 PM
I know, but some crossovers are just more messed up than others. :smallbiggrin:

I don't think I've ever seen a good crossover that was not a parody, ever.
Crossovers with Spin-offs excluded, of course.

The first dark horse comics Aliens / Predator crossover was decent.

Dr.Epic
2012-04-13, 01:30 PM
Has anyone mention AVP? Because I'm going to mention right now. Horrible movie.

Yora
2012-04-13, 02:48 PM
But the problem is that the movies suck. The idea of combining these two creatures is actually very cool.

Obrysii
2012-04-13, 08:24 PM
I think a Twilight/Harry Dresden book would make a great crossover.

Especially when you realize that the Cullen clan is part of the White Court.

The Glyphstone
2012-04-13, 10:27 PM
I think a Twilight/Harry Dresden book would make a great crossover.

Especially when you realize that the Cullen clan is part of the White Court.

Not really. They feed on blood like the Red/Black Court, but they're unnaturally beautiful like the White Court. The Pink Court, I guess?

Lord Raziere
2012-04-13, 11:18 PM
Oh thats even better! Harry could get a lot of snark out of a Pink Court!

"Your court is seriously named the "Pink Court" What, your barbie vampires? barpires? vamparbies? What do you suck blood from? My Little Ponies?"

Emmerask
2012-04-13, 11:38 PM
I think a Twilight/Harry Dresden book would make a great crossover.

Especially when you realize that the Cullen clan is part of the White Court.

nah, if there ever would be a dresden crossover it should be with supernatural, that would be amazing :smallsmile:

horngeek
2012-04-14, 05:45 AM
nah, if there ever would be a dresden crossover it should be with supernatural, that would be amazing :smallsmile:

...okay, are you being on topic, or do you actually want to see a Dresden Files/Supernatural crossover? :smalltongue:

I'd say it should not be, but it really should: Tsukihime/Hellsing. Arcueid meets Alucard.

Two ridiculously powerful vampires walk into a bar...

Acanous
2012-04-14, 06:27 AM
My Little Pony 40K: Friendship is Heresey

NNescio
2012-04-14, 06:32 AM
Speaking about Edward Cullen and vampire crossovers...

http://ompldr.org/vZGRlaQ/8618afc967329af5e0d46965d0731cfe.jpg

Yora
2012-04-14, 08:58 AM
One! One left hook, ah, ah, ah!

Riverdance
2012-04-14, 09:26 AM
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6mF2JRl8g).

Do not click if you value your sanity.

That which has been clicked cannot be unclicked :smalleek:

dehro
2012-04-14, 11:20 AM
I'll just say it,...
I actually kinda enjoyed aliens vs predators.

hamishspence
2012-04-14, 11:52 AM
I enjoyed the Aliens Vs Predators novels (and I think I read once, and enjoyed, the comic the first novel was based on).

That might have been partly why I was a little disappointed by the movie- because it didn't live up to the novels.

Gadora
2012-04-14, 11:16 PM
My Little Pony 40K: Friendship is Heresey

It's usually called Ponyhammer 40K. :smalltongue:

EDIT: Ah, what the heck, I may as well throw in a picture...
http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/0972d3054e0cd359ef5131b3ac6c9891.jpg (http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/64778)
By the way, I think I prefer your name for it to the currently entrenched name.

dehro
2012-04-15, 04:58 AM
Aliens Vs Gremlins, anyone?

Aotrs Commander
2012-04-15, 07:12 AM
Speaking about Edward Cullen and vampire crossovers...

http://ompldr.org/vZGRlaQ/8618afc967329af5e0d46965d0731cfe.jpg

Pretty sure that wants to be in the OTHER crossover thread...

JCarter426
2012-04-15, 09:42 AM
Life, the Universe, and Everything also got its start as a Doctor Who pitch that was turned down. In case the completely ****ing ridiculous yet thought-provoking antagonists didn't make that obvious.

I thought it was Dirk Gently actually. If the seemingly immortal affable old man who lives in a moving room that's bigger on the inside didn't give it away.

That one had too much actual time travel to be Doctor Who, I thought. Not to mention the old man was fairly useless. Frankly it was probably both of the books.

In the book? I didn't think so. It WAS definitely rejected though, on the grounds that the Doctor wasn't in it enough.

Hadn't heard about Life, the Universe and Everything before, but you may well be right. If nothing else it will contain elements of plenty of rejected Dr. Who ideas.
Life, the Universe, and Everything was based on the rejected story "Doctor Who and the Krikkitmen". The role of the Doctor was broken up into different characters, I believe. Elements of "Doctor Who and the Krikkitmen" were also reused for "The Key to Time".

Dirk Gently, on the other hand, was based on "Shada", which was never completed due to a strike, but has been released in various forms and is a fantastic story of its own right. Professor Chronotis is lifted directly from it, name and all; in the original story, he's a retired Time Lord friend of the Doctor, with slightly fewer memory problems. There are also similarities to Adams' "City of Death", which incidentally contained much more time travel than was average for Doctor Who at the time.

I think the second Dirk Gently book was an original story, though of course Thor had appeared previously.

Also, I submit: "Doctor Who and the Enterprise" (http://io9.com/5199817/the-doctor-whostar-trek-crossover-that-never-was).

It's scary because it's true.

NNescio
2012-04-15, 09:00 PM
Deus Ex and...

http://ompldr.org/vZGU0Yg/35e748f95fa793a5b3330e40d80515c1.png

Assassin's Creed...

http://ompldr.org/vZGU0ZQ/ecc47c2a2177984d2d899a01f6cdc82c.jpg

Hazzardevil
2012-04-20, 05:37 PM
One! One left hook, ah, ah, ah!

I'm probably the youngest person on the forum that gets that.

Prime32
2012-04-20, 06:22 PM
I'm probably the youngest person on the forum that gets that.Well how old are you?

Traab
2012-04-20, 07:28 PM
Anyone who was a fan of buffy the vampire slayer would probably have gotten that reference, since xander did almost the exact same thing once. 1 2 3. 3 victims! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw2mHII5v10&feature=related) Start it at 2:20 or so.

Hazzardevil
2012-04-21, 02:45 AM
Well how old are you?

14, I only saw the old sesame streets like that once when I was 4 and I was watching a channel where after 7 o clock the shows become really old like sesame street and I remember the count counting bats.

NNescio
2012-05-03, 03:07 PM
http://ompldr.org/vZG0wYQ/88b3dda2ed2e3c7fec8cb76c802874b5.png

Jonah and his gun.

Clever, but an actual Jormungand x Upotte crossover would carry certain... unfortunate implications.

Gun trafficking.

Brother Oni
2012-05-03, 05:14 PM
http://ompldr.org/vZG0wYQ/88b3dda2ed2e3c7fec8cb76c802874b5.png

Jonah and his gun.


Not sure of the references, but my favourite thing about that picture is the trigger discipline (although it's missing the strap so it can be comfortably held in that position). :smallbiggrin:

Traab
2012-05-04, 09:38 AM
You know, I gotta ask. Why do the girls in that style of manga even bother wearing skirts if they are that short and fluffed out that far? I mean, its like she is wearing a frisbee with pleats. Save a few bucks and wear nothing but panties, they are going to be on display anyways. Anyone live in or visit japan? Im curious if the girls school uniforms actually have skirts so short every time the wind blows their current underwear is on display. Or if its just an exaggeration of knee length skirts.

Hazzardevil
2012-05-04, 11:21 AM
You know, I gotta ask. Why do the girls in that style of manga even bother wearing skirts if they are that short and fluffed out that far? I mean, its like she is wearing a frisbee with pleats. Save a few bucks and wear nothing but panties, they are going to be on display anyways. Anyone live in or visit japan? Im curious if the girls school uniforms actually have skirts so short every time the wind blows their current underwear is on display. Or if its just an exaggeration of knee length skirts.

At my school officially skirts are only allowed to be at shortest 1 inch above the knee. Of course skirts get much shorter than that, to the point a strong breeze could make them pointless.
Yet it doesn't happen.

Traab
2012-05-04, 11:53 AM
At my school officially skirts are only allowed to be at shortest 1 inch above the knee. Of course skirts get much shorter than that, to the point a strong breeze could make them pointless.
Yet it doesn't happen.

Yeah I went to a catholic high school and the same rules with the skirts applied and were ignored just about as much. Yet even though they have their skirts mid thigh or higher, we didnt get free shows every time we went outside. I was robbed. Honestly I always found it amusing, we had a dress code monitor waiting at the door at the start of every day, the girls come in with fully buttoned blouses and skirts at their knees, go into the bathroom 10 feet past the monitor and leave with the top 2-3 buttons undone and their skirts rolled up another 3-5 inches. And yet no teacher ever says anything so long as they walk in following the dress code. lol

NNescio
2012-05-04, 01:00 PM
Not sure of the references, but my favourite thing about that picture is the trigger discipline (although it's missing the strap so it can be comfortably held in that position). :smallbiggrin:

The boy is 'Jonah' from Jormungand; he is a child mercenary working for an arms dealer. His primary weapon is an FN FNC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_FNC) assault rifle. The girl is FNC (alias Funko) from Upotte. She is an anthropomorphised FN FNC. Yeah, you heard me right. The latter is kinda of a weird series.

Wardog
2012-05-24, 06:49 PM
I was just reading the "Worst thing you've ever read" thread, and realised that what would probably be the worst possible crossover (I Googled it, and fotunately it doesn't exist yet):

Eye of Argon meets Doom: Repercusions of Evil.

Eldan
2012-05-25, 12:00 AM
"Nay, Gringr", scowled the aetheric vocal emanation. "It has eternally been your fate to personify the abyssal fiends of fiery hell."
And gasping Gringr succumbed, being at that moment, then, one of those decaying, shambling forms.

Tengu_temp
2012-05-25, 12:42 AM
Excellent. Now someone just needs to turn it into a song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg)

Tanuki Tales
2012-05-25, 12:53 AM
It actually makes a lot of sense.
Galacticus has killed likely trillions of people, Ghost Rider has a "Guilt-o-Vison" beam thing, to make you feel bad for your crimes.
It wouldn't work some villains, but Galacticus is a special case.


Meh, it would only work on a severely weakened or dying Galactus back when that happened.

Galactus is so much >>>>>>> Zarathos it ain't even funny. Penance Stare has been resisted by far weaker beings than the mighty Galan of Tala.

But with Ghost Rider's power creep in recent years and everyone having Galactus jobbing....


Edit:

Besides, Galactus is an essentially essential Universal Force akin to Death and Eternity, the very idea of the Penance Stare affecting him is ludicrous and even then (assuming he has a soul), what is the pain of trillions lesser beings to an entity who constantly feels the pangs of caging a Universal Destroyer to the degree that only the life force of entire biosphere can hope to be a drop in the bucket?

Edit Edit:

And there's several pieces of evidence that entities with multiple or alien functioning eyes can resist the Penance Stare (such as Venom) and outright blindness or lack of conventional eyesight grants immunity to it. Galactus isn't even really humanoid, that's just how humans perceive him. Beta-Ray Bill and his race see Galactus as a massive purple Amoeba creature. He's a universal force of energy and hunger, he doesn't have eyes. :smallsigh:




*grumbles* Yes, this is a sore issue. I hate when Galactus is jobbered.

Man on Fire
2012-05-25, 06:39 AM
The Chronicles of Narnia and The Golden Compass.
That would be just . . .awkward.

And would work far to well. Hell, many people belive it is the same Multiverse.


But with Ghost Rider's power creep in recent years

You mean the fact that now he gets the power directly from God himself? Or that part about being able to make holy equivalent of atomic explosion only with removal of free will instead of radiation?

Also, some crossovers that should not be:
MLP/Fallout, mostly because it was ridiculously godawful and guy who forced me to read it will pay in blood.

Also, this:


- I COME FROM A PLACE WHERE GODS ROAM A-MONGST THE STARS, WHERE THERE ARE BEINGS THAT COULD E-RASE ALL OF RE-AL-ITY WITH BUT A ME-RE THOUGHT, THAT COULD BEND TI-ME TO THEIR WILL AND FREE YOU FROM HAVING EVER BEING BORN!! YET, NO MAT-TER HOW PO-WER-FUL THEY ARE, THEY ALL FEAR THE SAME THING.
Kyubey:You?
- NOT ME. A WO-RD; IT IS A WO-RD THAT CAU-SES SUCH FE-AR, THAT E-VEN THE LORDS OF TI-ME ARE SENT TO THEIR KNE-ES.
Kyubey: And what word is that?
Dalek Sec: EX-TER-MINATE!!!

Tanuki Tales
2012-05-25, 09:07 AM
You mean the fact that now he gets the power directly from God himself? Or that part about being able to make holy equivalent of atomic explosion only with removal of free will instead of radiation?



Both. I hate how he's now Marvel's Spectre-Lite.

He used to be a magic bruiser, yes, but he was never approaching high end cosmic. -_-

Avilan the Grey
2012-05-25, 11:31 AM
I can't decide if a Borg / Dalek crossover would be awesome or really awful.

dehro
2012-05-25, 11:55 AM
I can't decide if a Borg / Dalek crossover would be awesome or really awful.

aren't those called cybermen?:smallamused:

Avilan the Grey
2012-05-25, 12:37 PM
aren't those called cybermen?:smallamused:

"This is not war, this is pest control!"