View Full Version : "What do you get, taking a fragile ego and making it undergo nuclear fusion? GODS."

Morph Bark
2012-07-25, 02:36 PM
It does, but it might be out of your price range Morph :smallwink:

Out of my price range? Ha! Who did you think caused Bahamut and the metallic dragons to be decked out in shiny platinum, gold, silver, bronze, copper and brass? Who did you think paid for the forging of the scales of the ferrous dragons? Who engineered the inlaying of Sardior with a million rubies and gave him enough gems to create a dragonkind of his own? Who turned the Heavens silver, golden, pearly, crystal and platinum, made Jovar glittery and funded the illumination of Chronias? Who had all the brass mined for the City named for it in the Plane of Fire? I did! I, Morpholomeus Bark, god of change! So named because even major artifacts are like pocket change to me, which makes it hard for me to think of new things I want to buy or ask for Christmas or my birthday. :smallfrown:

I now have to defend my honour.

WITH 'BREW. Actually, more like simple NPC-statting, plus it is so full of Work-In-Progress-ness I don't even.

Morpholomeus Bark, God of Change
The Fimalaire (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=11547042) at max power, polymorphed into humanoid form.

Meta Xastradottir, Goddess of Vengeance
Outsider 20/Dabblemaster (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8919949) 20/Samildanach (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=11902190) 10/Beastly Fusionist (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=11848453) 17

Backstory of novel size coming whenever I can actually find it.

Commoner, God of Imperfections
Broken Corpse (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=168226) 8/Nameless Zerobody (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9760826) 10/Warsheep (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=211269) 5/Tasted (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9361109) 5/Chicken Master (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9327762) 5/Pig Master (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9342772) 5/Barngod (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170098) 10/Mad Hat Trickster (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=175194) 10

He's a were-sheep in a ninja suit riding a giant demonic pig wielding a pair of giant psychic meldshaping martial artist chickens and wearing a magical top hat.

'Omme Breuer, Lord of Presentation (and Viceroy of Evil Laughter)
MUHAHAHAHA--*coughhackblurgh*--ahum. Bleh.

Statblock pending.

Emma T.D. Bark, Lady of Tiers
Expert 2
Abilities: Str 9, Dex 11, Con 10, Int 12, Wis 8, Cha 13
Skills: Balance +4, Craft (homebrew) +5, Diplomacy +5, Knowledge (arcana) +3, Knowledge (nature) +5, Knowledge (science) +3, Sense Motive +3, Use Magic Device +5