Muse on my situation...

[gooddragon1]

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[Malak'ai]

In other words he'll be this guy.

Jafar admires the expert craftsmanship of the staff made for him before generously paying the craftsman in gold.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a0/Jafar.jpg/800px-Jafar.jpg

See, Jafar was just the target of a propaganda campaign to tarnish his reputation and he's actually a benevolent guy who worships Pelor. I'm gonna name him Jafar if you couldn't tell.

Somewhat importantly, none of this requires any magic at all.

You may now proceed to laugh, cry, rage, or some other activity as you decide.

Just hope you don't run into an annoyingly upstart street boy, his pesky, flea bitten simian pet with the little waistcoat and fez, and his snooty highborn girlfriend who have engaged the help of a Genie and Magic Carpet.

[gooddragon1]

Just hope you don't run into an annoyingly upstart street boy, his pesky, flea bitten simian pet with the little waistcoat and fez, and his snooty highborn girlfriend who have engaged the help of a Genie and Magic Carpet.

The way this campaign goes it's going to be a titan druid, his behemoth gorilla, a titan sorceress, a 40 HD efreeti, and a colossal paragon sentient magic carpet.

[Malak'ai]

The way this campaign goes it's going to be a titan druid, his behemoth gorilla, a titan sorceress, a 40 HD efreeti, and a colossal paragon sentient magic carpet.

Ok. Get yourself a gigantic paragon sentient Roc, a s&#t tonne of banana's and then run like hell :smallbiggrin:.

[Augmental]

The way this campaign goes it's going to be a titan druid, his behemoth gorilla, a titan sorceress, a 40 HD efreeti, and a colossal paragon sentient magic carpet.

...And the carpet has a hundred Flowering Deaths (http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Flowering_Death_%283.5e_Creature%29) on it!