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Zarae
2012-08-20, 10:55 AM
Very simple.
Take a any kinda quote, a famous quote, a movie quote, show, random, or whatever then change one of its words to 'pants'.

i.e.

"Keep your friends close, but your pants closer."

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Tigrita
2012-08-20, 10:58 AM
Luke, I am your pants.

MonkeyBusiness
2012-08-20, 11:05 AM
I sing of pants, and a man.

Elemental
2012-08-20, 11:07 AM
"Pants, my dear Watson."

"As God is my witness, I'll never be pants again."

"Today, I consider myself the luckiest pants on the face of the earth."

"May the pants be with you."

"Out, damned pants, out, I say!"

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-20, 11:28 AM
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing pants!....................HIT IT!!!”

Zarae
2012-08-20, 12:02 PM
"Pants do not simply walk into Mordor."

Balmas
2012-08-20, 02:36 PM
"Pants the humanity!"

(How did I get into this thread before Planswalker?)

super dark33
2012-08-20, 03:40 PM
How are you holding up? becuase i am pants.

North_Ranger
2012-08-20, 03:56 PM
Frankly, my pants, I don't give a damn.

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Toto, I've got a feeling were not in pants anymore.

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Go ahead, make my pants.

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I love the smell of pants in the morning.

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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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You can't handle the pants!

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Get your stinking pants off me, you damn dirty apes!

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I'm king of the pants!

Cuthalion
2012-08-20, 03:59 PM
Speak softly and carry big pants.

Zarae
2012-08-20, 04:21 PM
"Go ahead, make my pants."
"Freedom is the right of all sentient pants."
"Ask not what your pants can do for you--ask what you can do for your pants."

Balmas
2012-08-20, 04:29 PM
Don't pants until you see the whites of their eyes!

I have not yet begun to pants!

To pants, or not to pants? That is the question.

Lord Tyger
2012-08-20, 05:37 PM
"I'm altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them further."

Thufir
2012-08-20, 05:57 PM
"Now what's the next step in your master plan?"
"Crashing this plane... with no pants!"

A Rainy Knight
2012-08-20, 11:01 PM
I am thou... thou art I... the time has come, open thine eyes and call forth what is within your pants! "PANTS-SO-NA!"

Balmas
2012-08-20, 11:32 PM
"Pants!"
"You keep saying that word. I do not think you know what it means."

Zaydos
2012-08-20, 11:36 PM
"By the power of pants! I have the power!"

Grue Bait
2012-08-20, 11:56 PM
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these pants!"

"Perhaps if we built giant, wooden, pants..."

Lord Tyger
2012-08-21, 12:00 AM
"Louie, this could be the pants of a beautiful friendship."

"All pants and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

Balmas
2012-08-21, 12:31 AM
"Veni, Vidi, PANTS!"

Elemental
2012-08-21, 01:09 AM
"We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our pants, whatever the cost may be."

Amidus Drexel
2012-08-21, 11:38 AM
"If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword..."
"And you have my bow."
"And my pants!"

Seriously, why hasn't planswalker seen this yet?

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-21, 11:41 AM
"GET IN THE PANTS! NOAW!"

It's probably too easy. As in we expect him to be here, so he doesn't bend to our expectations. As in, being Ironic.

TinyMushroom
2012-08-21, 11:48 AM
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your pants.

SnowballMan
2012-08-21, 12:58 PM
"To err is human; to pants, divine."

"Tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants."
"Over my dead body."

"The more things change, the more pants stay the same."

"I must have hit pretty close to the pants to get her all riled up like that."

"Their pants is too long, they're digging in the wrong place."

"Judge me by my pants do you?"

"And what do you want Vir?"
"I want to live long enough to see your pants cut off and stuck on a pole as a warning to the next ten generations that some things come with too high a price."

planswalker
2012-08-21, 01:15 PM
HOW did I miss this one? Zarae, you made this thread just for me, didn't you?

"The right pants the right price!"

"Give me pants or give me death!"

"Remember the pants!"

"As the deer pants for the water..."

@V that's getting sigged

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-21, 01:21 PM
"With great pants comes great responsibility."

@ ^ - !!! My first sig ever !!! :smallbiggrin: That makes me happy.

Zaydos
2012-08-21, 01:27 PM
"Why through away your pants so recklessly?*

"What is the best in pants?"

Amidus Drexel
2012-08-21, 01:44 PM
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their pants.

Alabenson
2012-08-21, 02:26 PM
Do or do not, there is no pants

They can take our pants, but they can never take our FREEDOM!

Zarae
2012-08-21, 02:31 PM
"There's a shortage of perfect pants in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

In a system, a process that occurs will tend to increase the total pants of the universe. (formulation of the second law that refers to entropy directly)

"Beware, for you your stare overlong into the pants, the pants will also stare back into you"


"We hold these pants to be self-evident...."

"May you pants all the days of your life!"

North_Ranger
2012-08-21, 02:44 PM
"Have fun storming the pants!"

"The Pants will be with you, always."

planswalker
2012-08-21, 04:38 PM
They can take our pants, but they can never take our FREEDOM!
lemme fix that for you
"They can take away our lives, but they can never take away our PANTS!"

"Our five-year mission: to seek out new pants and new civilizations. To boldly go where no pants have gone before."

Kneenibble
2012-08-21, 04:51 PM
The mystery of pants is greater than the mystery of death.


If I had a thousand sons, the first humane principle I would teach them should be to forswear thin potations and to addict themselves to pants.


So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spew thee out of my pants.

musicalbookworm
2012-08-21, 05:00 PM
"It's time to try defying pants"

Balmas
2012-08-21, 09:12 PM
"I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her... marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive..."
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!"

planswalker
2012-08-21, 09:55 PM
"Where in the pants is Carmen Sandiego?"

Scarlet Knight
2012-08-21, 10:17 PM
"...and we loved with a love that was more than a love;
my pants and Annabel Lee."

newBlazingAngel
2012-08-21, 10:58 PM
"I am a sexy pants-less god of war!'

Zaydos
2012-08-21, 11:01 PM
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the pants."

planswalker
2012-08-21, 11:05 PM
"I am the pants this city deserves, but not the ones it needs."

Lord Tyger
2012-08-21, 11:31 PM
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore,
Pantless now, forevermore.

newBlazingAngel
2012-08-21, 11:50 PM
"I've never seen so many pants wasted so badly."

Balmas
2012-08-22, 01:24 AM
Nananana Nananana Nananana Nananana Pantsman!

TinyMushroom
2012-08-22, 03:40 AM
My name is Inigo Montoya. You pantsed my father. Prepare to die!

Beacon of Chaos
2012-08-22, 03:43 AM
"Say hello to my little pants!"

"It's one small step for pants, one giant leap for pantskind."

"Pants. Just say no."

Elemental
2012-08-22, 03:59 AM
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in pants.

Rich gifts wax poor when pants prove unkind.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of pants.

Friends, Romans, pants, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

Men at some time are masters of their fates: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are pants.

When shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in pants? When the hurlyburly 's done,
When the battle 's lost and won.

A horse! a horse! My pants for a horse!

musicalbookworm
2012-08-22, 06:47 AM
We're no strangers to pants; you know the rules and so do I

planswalker
2012-08-22, 06:49 AM
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants."

"Your majesty, our royal pants are under seige!"

"For everything, there are pants."

@V THANK YOU for pointing that out :smallredface:

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-22, 07:04 AM
"I'm going to make him pants he can't refuse."

"The names Pants. James Pants."

@^ - I think you're missing some pants in there...

SnowballMan
2012-08-22, 07:36 AM
You had me at "pants".

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit pants.

Pants? We ain't got no pants. We don't need no pants. I don't have to show you any stinking pants!

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, pants?

Keep your friends close, but your pants closer.

Soylent Green is pants!

... and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Pants."

Soliloquy
2012-08-22, 08:06 AM
I think we should call it... your pants!

"All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way."
"Oh, Han, it's not like that at all. He's my pants."

"This is the captain. We have a...little problem with our pants, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode."

"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people pants. You can look it up later."

"There are no pants"

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-22, 08:08 AM
"Get these motherloving pants of this motherloving plane!"

planswalker
2012-08-22, 10:15 AM
"I took an arrow to the pants."

"No taxation without pants!"

smellie_hippie
2012-08-22, 10:25 AM
Two by two, pants of blue...

Pants Pants Captain tight pants.

CAPTAIN Pants Sparrow.

........ lets switch to book-titles!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Pants.

There and Back Again, a Hobbit's pants.

Stranger in a Strange Pants.

musicalbookworm
2012-08-22, 10:30 AM
How to Win Pants and Influence People

Kneenibble
2012-08-22, 10:36 AM
And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of pants, and it sat upon each of them.


Poison'd,--ill fare--dead, forsook, cast off:
And none of you will bid the winter come
To thrust his icy fingers in my pants...


I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my pants rolled.

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel pants, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

Zaydos
2012-08-22, 10:40 AM
Brave New Pants

The Lord of the Pants

Dragonpants of Pern

A Tale of Two Pants

The Invisible Pants

The Phantom of the Pants

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-22, 10:44 AM
Sisterhood of the Traveling...oh crap.

Lord Tyger
2012-08-22, 10:50 AM
Sisterhood of the Traveling...oh crap.

Pants of the Traveling Pants.

Pants of the Pants Pants.

Pants of Pants Pants Pants.

Pantspantspantspantspantspantspants.

planswalker
2012-08-22, 10:52 AM
@wombat I think you just won.

Into the Pants, the broadway fairy tale musical!

Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Pants

Snow White and the Seven Pants

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Pants

Indiana Jones and the Pants of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Pants Crusade

Indiana Jones and the - wait, there is no fourth one. Seriously, it doesn't exist. That thing you CLAIM to be one? Hogwash! That's just Shia LaBeouf swinging through trees pursued by monkeys. And the pants show up.

Zaydos
2012-08-22, 12:46 PM
The Avengers Earth's Mightiest Pants

The Spectacular Spider-pants

Adventure Pants

Rocko's Modern Pants

The Angry Pants

A Weekend at Pants

smellie_hippie
2012-08-22, 01:01 PM
Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Pants"

"Speak softly, and carry a big pants"

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of pants; pants I have acquired over a very long career. Pants that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will pants you." I know that's changing two words, but it was too funny

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-22, 01:05 PM
Off topic slightly, but I kind of want to change everytime I swear to pants on here. I'll no longer need the *. I have pants. So long censorship! Hello Bell-bottoms!

planswalker
2012-08-22, 01:14 PM
"The emperor's got no pants!"

@VV You convinced me!

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-22, 01:21 PM
"Don't throw off the emperor's pants!"

Zaydos
2012-08-22, 02:03 PM
"Join the dark side, we have pants"

Jester of Doom
2012-08-22, 02:21 PM
"Megatron must be stopped...
no matter the pants!"

"God ain't on our side, 'cause He hates pants."

"I am old of life, from here I shall not go. But here, beside my pants, that most honorable of pants, I intend to fall."

"Show me ya' pants!"

planswalker
2012-08-22, 04:15 PM
One Pair (of pants) to rule them all,
one Pair to find them,
one Pair to bring them
all and in the darkness bind them.

TechnOkami
2012-08-22, 05:00 PM
Oh the shenanigans. :smallbiggrin:

"My pants gives me super strength!"

"They may take our lives, but they can never take, our PANTS!!!!"

"Now for Wrath, now for Ruin, and the Red Pants!"

"I'm sorry, but our pants is in another castle."

"Life...Dreams...Hope...Where do they come from? And where do they go? None of that junk is enough to fulfill your hearts! Pants...Pants is what makes life worth living! Pants! Pants! Pants! Let's pants everything!"

"Lick the dirt off my pants!"

"Full boar and into the pants!"

"You wear the blue pants - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You wear the red pants - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

"Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!"

"I'm Pantsacus!"

Tigrita
2012-08-22, 06:50 PM
"We hold these pants to be self-evident, that all pants are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable pants, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of pants."

Zaydos
2012-08-22, 07:27 PM
These pants of mine glows with an awesome power! Their loud roar tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love! My anger! And all of my sorrow! Erupting... burning... PANTS!"

TechnOkami
2012-08-22, 07:31 PM
Falcon PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!

planswalker
2012-08-22, 08:59 PM
"The future is pants."

"You need to put your pants behind you." - Timon

"You need to put your behind in your pants." - Pumbaa

Zarae
2012-08-22, 10:41 PM
well,...i never expected this much... :cool:


"At my signal, unleash pants."
"We are the knights who say 'pants'!"
"FREEZE! Drop your pants and put your hands in the air, this is the police!" (that doesnt sound so good)

Zaydos
2012-08-22, 10:52 PM
"To pants or not to pants, that is the question?"

" I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a
king of infinite space—were it not that I have bad pants."

"The pants are the thing with which to catch the conscience of the king."

"Oh pants, oh pants, where for art thou pants?"

"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a pantless child."

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-22, 11:14 PM
"Pantsachuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Thufir
2012-08-23, 07:52 AM
"Good night, sweet Prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy pants."

Dragongirl
2012-08-23, 08:26 AM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants, prepare to die.

Scarlet Knight
2012-08-23, 12:56 PM
"Barbara Aaaann, ta-aake my paaants, Barbara Aaaaaann! "

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-23, 01:03 PM
"YOU! SHALL NOT! PAAAAAAANTS!"

planswalker
2012-08-23, 07:25 PM
"Jenny, I got your pants!
Please don't change your pants!
For a good time call..."

Amidus Drexel
2012-08-23, 08:13 PM
"We pants at dawn."

newBlazingAngel
2012-08-23, 08:24 PM
"It's like a bunch of wibbley wobbley, pantsy wantsey stuff."

TechnOkami
2012-08-23, 08:26 PM
"Spartans! What is your profession? PANTS! PANTS! PANTS!"

planswalker
2012-08-24, 12:53 AM
"If I had no sense of pants, I would long ago have committed suicide."

"To give one's life for one's pants is the highest honor."

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-24, 06:15 AM
"Ask not what your pants can do for you — ask what you can do for your pants."

Wyntonian
2012-08-24, 03:59 PM
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is pants, pants at all costs, pants in spite of all terror, pants, however how long and hard the road may be; for without pants, there is no survival.


This is my letter to the pants,
That never wrote to me.


God created pants so Americans would learn geography.


What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or in the holy name of liberty or pants?

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-24, 04:24 PM
"And on the 6th day, the lord created pants...And it was good."

Thufir
2012-08-24, 04:30 PM
"What coward is still not ready to pants me?!"

TechnOkami
2012-08-24, 05:25 PM
"When life gives you pants, don't make lemonade!"

planswalker
2012-08-25, 11:59 AM
"The pants you save might be your own."

"Oh, it's a jolly holiday with pants. Pants make your heart so light..."

TechnOkami
2012-08-25, 07:42 PM
"We're gonna need some bigger pants..."

Hogwarts9876
2012-08-25, 07:53 PM
"Summon bigger pants!"

TechnOkami
2012-08-25, 09:32 PM
"I'll pants what she's having."

"Every time a bell rings, an Angel gets his pants."

In memorial for Neil Armstrong.

"That's one small step for pants, one giant leap for pants kind.

planswalker
2012-08-26, 01:13 PM
"I am the very model of a modern pair of pants."

TechnOkami
2012-08-26, 02:25 PM
"A pint of sweat saves a gallon of pants."

"The truth is more important than the pants."

Lilac_Shade
2012-08-26, 04:36 PM
"Don't shoot 'til you see the pants of their eyes."

MonkeyBusiness
2012-08-26, 06:03 PM
"Indy, the pants are like nothing you've gone after before."

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planswalker
2012-08-26, 06:47 PM
"Shaken, not pantsed."

"Pants are never late, dear boy. Neither are they early. They always arrive precisely when they mean to."

"Don't make me pants. You wouldn't like me when I have pants..."

Jester of Doom
2012-08-26, 11:29 PM
"It's the... Pants of the Tiger it's the thrill of the fight..."

"Falcon... PANTS!!!!!"

"I've made the kessel run in less than 12 pants."

Wyntonian
2012-08-27, 09:20 AM
A spoonfull of sugar helps the pants go down. :smallamused:

SnowballMan
2012-08-27, 02:04 PM
"I see in your pants the same fear that would take the heart of me."

"Look, Dad. There's a bear. "
"No, Christine, that's a frog. Bears wear pants."

"Don't cross the pants!"

planswalker
2012-08-27, 04:48 PM
The Invisible Pants

Revenge of the Pants

The Pants Strike Back

The Incredible Pants

The Amazing Spider-pants!

Batpants

Superpants

The Pantstastic Four

The X-pants

Scarlet Knight
2012-08-27, 09:36 PM
"Who knows what evil lurks in the pants of men?"

vonFelsenheim
2012-08-27, 11:06 PM
Knight wins, I think.

"I find that Thibault cancels out Cappa Ferro, don't you?"
"Unless the enemy has studied his pants... which I have."

Mynxae
2012-08-28, 12:38 AM
'To boldly go where no pants have gone before...' (star trek)

'Na na na na na na na na pants!' (batman)

'I want to be the very pants, the pants there ever was!' (pokemon)

Yeah, I put where there from just 'cause I can. >.> Also, I've just come back to the forum 'cause GM'ing a large raiding guild in WoW takes a lot of my time. xD

Exalaber
2012-08-28, 12:43 AM
Anatomical analysis of a Vogon reveals that it brain was originally a badly deformed pair of pants.

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And then one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a smell cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally know how the pants could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, this time it would work, and none would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terrible, stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever...

...better selling than 53 more things to do with pants...

...more controversial than where the pants went wrong, some more of the greatest pants mistakes, and what are these pants things anyways...

...has already supplanted the great pants as the standard repository of all knowledge...

...But the story of this terrible, stupid Thursday, the story of its extraordinary pants, and the story of how these pants are inextricably intertwined with this remarkable book begins very simply.
It begins with a shirt.

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Oh shut up, shut up and go away, and take your bloody pants with you. You haven't a leg to stand on an you know it.

planswalker
2012-08-28, 12:45 AM
"Gotta pants them all!"

"150 or more to meet, but you still gotta pants them all. To be the best that you can be."

"He who pulls out this sword from the pants shall be named king."

Debatra
2012-08-28, 06:20 AM
"Take my pants, please."

"There's a time when the moon reveals its face through the pants."

"Woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap motel.
She took my heart and she took my pants,
She must've slipped me a sleeping pill."

"Her pants are devil red,
and her skin's the color of mocha."

Alabenson
2012-08-28, 10:08 PM
My Little Pony: Friendship is Pants

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its pants

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different pants

Great pants have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds

We cannot solve our problems with the same pants we used when we created them

Jay R
2012-08-28, 10:46 PM
Somehow, the idea of a trip to Disney World came to mind:

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's pants for me!

Grim grinning pants come out to socialize!

It's some small pants after all, It's some small pants after all,
It's some small pants after all, it's some small, small pants!

Howdy, folks, and welcome to the Country Pants Jamboree!

You ain't never had pants like me!

Please step away from the pants. Por favor mantengase alejado de los pantalones.

And for those with long memories:

There's a great big, beautiful tomorrow,
Shining at the end of every pants!

"Look, Figment, some new pants have joined us!"
"Can they imagine too?"


Well, you've reached the end of my post. Please gather up all personal belongings, and take small pants firmly by the hand.

planswalker
2012-08-28, 11:02 PM
Well, you've reached the end of my post. Please gather up all personal belongings, and take small pants firmly by the leg.

Fixed it for you :P

Pikachu, I choose pants!

Amazing pants, how sweet the sound

Almagesto
2012-08-28, 11:57 PM
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, pants?

Mynxae
2012-08-29, 12:24 AM
@Almagesto, was that from the original quote, or when Dorothy from The Golden Girls quoted it? xD

'Oops, I pants it again!' - Only thing I could come up with.. xD

Jay R
2012-08-29, 10:18 AM
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful pants...

Here's a story, about a lady, who was bringing up three very lovely pants...

Captain Planet, he's our hero.
Gonna take pants down to zero!

Look! Up in the pants!

Who's the leader of the pants that are made for you an me?

Suicide is pantsless...

planswalker
2012-08-29, 10:40 AM
"Luke, I am your pants!"

"You don't know the power of the dark pants."

"I sense something, pants I've not felt since......."

"Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and soon the fall of the pants."

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Italian Hippy
2012-08-29, 11:39 AM
"Go for the pants, Boo! GO FOR THE PANTS!!! RAAAAAAHHHH!"

Which leaves us with the debate of whether the original or the altered one would be more painful.

Jay R
2012-08-29, 02:26 PM
Someplace where there aren't any pants, Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto?

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in pants any more.

Let the joyous news be spread. The Wicked Old Pants at last are dead!

Are you good pants, or bad pants?

Rubbish - you have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops pants on you, too!

Follow the yellow brick pants.

I'll get you, my pretty. And your little pants, too!

Lions and tigers and pants, oh my.

What makes a king out of a slave? Pants!

If I were king of the pa-a-ants...

Pants out of order. Please knock.

Bring me the pants of the Wicked Witch of the West!

Pay no attention to the pants behind the curtain.

If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own pants. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with!

Oh, Auntie Em - there's no place like pants!

TechnOkami
2012-08-29, 03:05 PM
By Pants!fishfishfish

HalfTangible
2012-08-29, 03:41 PM
There never was much hope... just a fool's pants.

Hope is the first step on the road to pants.

Venerate the immortal pants!

planswalker
2012-08-29, 03:43 PM
The road to hell is paved with good pants.

SnowballMan
2012-08-29, 09:04 PM
"Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who pants him?"

PANTS IN SPACE!

"And now for the continuing story of pants that has gone to the dogs."
(I imagine dogs would love this thread, they are panting all the time.)

Kuroimaken
2012-08-30, 09:17 AM
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

"Luke, I am your pants."

"THESE! ARE! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!"

"Your pants. Leave them here. Need them, you will not."

"These are the pants of your liberation."

"I don't want to live in these pants anymore."

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-30, 09:20 AM
"Stop the world, I want to get pants!"

planswalker
2012-08-30, 09:30 AM
"On a scale of one to pants, please rate..."

"Let's crank the pants up to 11!"

"A stitch in pants saves nine."

Zarae
2012-08-30, 09:37 AM
"Good day! I'm pleased to make your pants!"

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-08-30, 09:47 AM
"I found the source of the ticking noise! It's a pants bomb!" "YEEEEEEY."

"1...2....Shirts!" "Pants, sir." "Right...Pants." BOOM

musicalbookworm
2012-08-30, 02:27 PM
You have faked from my pants, you! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO6_Lx-6mGY&feature=g-u-u)

planswalker
2012-08-30, 02:29 PM
"Ready! Aim! Pants!"

"Here there be pants."

"In a hole in the pants, there lived a hobbit."

TechnOkami
2012-08-30, 04:29 PM
"Easy as pants."

Gd8908
2012-08-30, 04:30 PM
Get your pants off me, you damned dirty ape!

musicalbookworm
2012-08-30, 07:39 PM
"To Ratigan! To Ratigan! The world's greatest criminal pants!"

"I don't go looking for pants. Pants usually finds me."

"There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our pants."

"Ah, pants," he[Dumbledore] said, wiping his eyes. "A magic far beyond all we do here!"


And now time for some My Little Pony: Pants are Magic quotes! yay! Is every-pants ready?

"Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?"
"No, I just want my dress to be pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PvDPOT3_Y0)."
"Do you not like the color?"
"The color's fine, just make it look pants-ier."
"Do you not like the shape?"
"The shape's fine, just make the whole thing... you know, pants. (beat) It needs to be about 20% pants."

"When we get to Appleloosa, you think we'll have to carry that heavy pair of pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1V7utCUmS8&feature=related) all the way from the train to the orchard?"
What pants? You mean Bloomberg?
"... No, Fluttershy."
"Fluttershy's not a pair of pants, silly!"
"What's going on?"
"Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a pair of pants!"
"I do not think she's a pair of pants! I was just –"
"Did you say she was a pair of pants?"
"No. Well.. Yes. But not exactly–"
"Ya know she's not a pair of pants, right?"
"She's not a pair of pants, Dashy!"
"I'd like to be a pair of pants..."

planswalker
2012-08-30, 10:36 PM
"There is no such thing as overpants."

"No pants like the old pants."

"Let the good pants roll."

Razanir
2012-08-31, 01:45 PM
"Pants! Pants in the dungeon!"

Jester of Doom
2012-08-31, 06:26 PM
Three Pants for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven Pants for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine Pants for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One Pants for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Pants to rule them all, One Pants to find them,
One Pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

SnowballMan
2012-08-31, 06:35 PM
"Pants."
"Louder."
"Pants."
"Louder!"
"Pants."
"LOUDER!"
<inhales deeply>
"Pants."

"Why, with my power, with the strength of my great army, can you not find one little pants?"

"I feel a great swell of pity for the poor soul that comes to that school, looking for pants."

Scarlet Knight
2012-09-01, 09:20 AM
"You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my pants and kin!" :smalleek:

TechnOkami
2012-09-01, 11:45 AM
"Let them eat pants."

Gd8908
2012-09-01, 06:29 PM
You take the blue pants, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pants, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Thufir
2012-09-01, 07:49 PM
"I am the man who arranges the pants which continue to fall from up above"

Scarlet Knight
2012-09-01, 09:09 PM
"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his pants with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap..."

Zarae
2012-09-01, 10:39 PM
Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which pants has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits.

Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by pants.

musicalbookworm
2012-09-02, 12:22 AM
"Water, Earth, Fire, Air. Long ago, the four pants lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the fire pants attacked."

"We need to show them that we pants in our pants as much as they pants in their pants"

"It's nothing personal; it's just good pants"

"I'm afraid loyalty is no longer the pants of the realm. Now, pants are the pants of the realm"

"The pants has become... the pants"

Moar MLP:FiM? Ok...

"I'm not giving him pants! I'm ASSAULTING him with pants!"

"Huzzah! The pants have been doubled!"

"Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate pants, guys! Chocolate pants!"

"I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of pants."

planswalker
2012-09-02, 09:05 AM
"There's no pants like show pants."

Kuroimaken
2012-09-02, 03:33 PM
"Yours are the pants that pierce the Heavens!"

Balmas
2012-09-03, 01:30 AM
"And these pants are wet. And these pants are wet... These pants are wet, these pants are wet, these pants are wet, did you dry this in a rainforest? Why, with the power of the Death star do we not have some pants that are [redacted] dry?"

Plus one cookie if you can name the obscure reference this comes from.

Mynxae
2012-09-03, 09:21 AM
"Ah pants, thou art a heartless *****! (female dog..)"

"It's raining so let your pants hang down down!"

"By the way, when I say pants, I mean -diddly- pants"

Drynwyn
2012-09-03, 10:51 AM
These are the pants of the Starship enterprise.

TechnOkami
2012-09-03, 03:46 PM
"Kingdom Hearts! Give me, the power of pants!"

planswalker
2012-09-03, 08:30 PM
"Do your pants hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?"

"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground! Looking like a pants with your pants on the ground!"

Thufir
2012-09-03, 08:46 PM
"I commend my pants to any god who can find them."

Kuroimaken
2012-09-04, 08:58 AM
Pants the impossible, Pants the invisible
ROW ROW FIGHT DA PANTS
Pants the untouchable, Pants the unbreakable
ROW ROW FIGHT DA PANTS

Pants to the peeps, pants for the dream
still missing pants scattering, so incomplete
we be the most incredible pants from underground
see how easy, they all fall down
Pantsing to the core to see the light
Let’s get out of here babe, that’s the way to survive, ya
top of the Pants, I’m on the set
Pants the impossible, don’t you wanna bet?
cuz, a lot of pants changed, we be waiting in vain
if you wanna get by, no pants no gain
wow! fakers wanna test me again
sorry, my pants' gonna snatch your brain, yo
I’m still starving for the straight up pants
we gonna make it happen with the crazy pants skill
get ready to rumble, now is the time, uh huh
if you ain’t pants, now you pants
good luck fellows!

Zarae
2012-09-06, 09:48 AM
"Pants is both friend and enemy"

planswalker
2012-09-06, 12:26 PM
"It's good to be pants."

"Power to the pants!"

"Can you hear the pants sing? Singing the song of angry pants."

Eternis
2012-09-07, 08:57 PM
"I commend my pants to any god who can find them."

...I love you forever.
Also, Ring out, ring out those solstice pants.

As god as my witness, PANTS SHALL BE AVENGED!

musicalbookworm
2012-09-07, 10:35 PM
"Pants knows best
Listen to your pants
It's a scary world out there"

"I wanna be where the pants are-
I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancing"

"Of all the pants, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

"...the problems of three little pants don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world"

"Now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one!"
"Pants"
"You're going to cheer for me like that? Louder!"
"Pants."
"Louder!!"
"Pants!"
"LOUDER!!!"
[takes a deep breath]"Paaants"
[Rainbow Dash falls over in desperation]
"Too loud?"

Dayaz
2012-09-07, 10:52 PM
"And these pants are wet. And these pants are wet... These pants are wet, these pants are wet, these pants are wet, did you dry this in a rainforest? Why, with the power of the Death star do we not have some pants that are [redacted] dry?"

Plus one cookie if you can name the obscure reference this comes from.

Fanboys?

I believe I will take Fanboys for 200?

TheWombatOfDoom
2012-09-08, 09:02 AM
He's got big pants. And she's got big pants. But I've got the biggest pants of them all.

planswalker
2012-09-08, 12:06 PM
"I like big pants and I cannot lie!"

"15 minutes could save you 15% or more on pants insurance." - Strangely enough, I don't doubt Geico has added "pants" to the list of stupid things they're willing to insure.

"Give pants a chance."

Ninja PieKing
2012-09-08, 04:37 PM
"Pants? Where we're going we don't need pants!"

"It's the end of the pants!"

"Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou pants."

"May the Flying Pants Monster touch you with his noodly appendages."

"PANTS NARNIA!"

"The pants are coming! The pants are coming!"

TechnOkami
2012-09-08, 06:00 PM
"Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you, Pants!"

Dayaz
2012-09-08, 11:04 PM
Go straight to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 pants.

planswalker
2012-09-08, 11:33 PM
Aw... I really wanted 200 pants.

"Stalker327 has sent you a pants request on Pantsbook. Accept"

Kuroimaken
2012-09-09, 01:26 AM
"Sir, the chances of successfully navigating a pantsfield are--

NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!"

musicalbookworm
2012-09-09, 04:33 PM
"These pants were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these pants are gonna walk all over you"

"Brace yourselves- pants is coming"

"Every Pants down in Pantsville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Pantsville - did not"

Kuroimaken
2012-09-10, 07:42 AM
"Every Pants down in Pantsville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Pantsville - did not"

Shouldn't it be Pantsmas?

planswalker
2012-09-10, 07:48 AM
Shouldn't it be Pantsmas?

"Do I tell you how to do your pants?"

"Yes. All the time. And loudly."

"Then I'm the expert. Trust me on this one."

musicalbookworm
2012-09-10, 08:06 PM
EDIT: Oops, miscounted. Didn't realize planswalker and Kuroimaken were the only two posters after my previous post... sorry:smallredface:

Shouldn't it be Pantsmas?

No, you're only supposed to replace one word (which was 'who' in my Seuss quote above) per quote, but you replace every instance of that word in the quote

For example:
"Pants, pants, pants, oh
Like pants, pants, pants, no
Like pants, pants, pants, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my pants"
Yes, I went there :P

Now for some pantsification
"I want the frim-fram sauce with the awesome pants... and shefafa on the side."

"Bounce a graviton-particle beam off the main deflector pants; that's the way we do things lad, we're making s*** up as we wish"

"All hail the great and powerful pants!"

"Some men are born to pants, while others have pants thrust upon them"

"Of course it is happening inside your pants, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with pants."

smellie_hippie
2012-09-11, 11:11 AM
We are the knights who saaaaaay..... PANTS!

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and pants; egg bacon and pants; egg bacon sausage and pants; pants bacon sausage and pants; pantsegg pantspantsbacon and pants; pantssausage pantspantsbacon pantstomato and pants;
Vikings: pantspantspantspants...
Waitress: ...pantspantspantsegg and pants; pantspantspantspantspantspantsbaked beans pantspantspants...
Vikings: pants! Lovely pants! Lovely pants!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and pants.
Wife: Have you got anything without pants?
Waitress: Well, there's pantsegg sausage and pants, that's not got much pantsin it.
Wife: I don't want ANY pants!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon pantsand sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got pantsin it!
Man: Hasn't got as much pantsin it as pantsegg sausage and pants, has it?
Vikings: pantspantspantspants...
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon pantsand sausage without the pantsthen?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like pants!
Vikings: Lovely pants! Wonderful pants!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely pants! Wonderful pants!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon pantsand sausage without the pants.
Wife: I don't like pants!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your pants. I love it. I'm having pantspantspantspantspantspantspantsbeaked beans pantspantspantsand pants!
Vikings: pantspantspantspants. Lovely pants! Wonderful pants!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her pantsinstead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean pantspantspantspantspantspants...
Vikings: pantspantspantspants. Lovely pants! Wonderful pants! pantspa-a-a-ants pantspa-a-a-a-ants pants. Lovely pants! Lovely pants! Lovely pants! Lovely pants! Lovely pants! pantspantspantspants!

Kneenibble
2012-09-12, 06:17 PM
I got pants; you got pants;
all o' God's children got pants.
When I get to Heaven,
gonna put on my pants,
I'm gonna pants all over God's Heaven.

Heaven, oh Heaven
Everybody talkin' 'bout,
Nobody goin' there
Heaven, oh Heaven
I'm gonna pants all over God's Heaven

planswalker
2012-09-12, 09:49 PM
"We hang pants thieves in this town."

"There are two kinds of people in this town: the pants and the dead."

"You've got a lotta nerve showing up here after those pants you pulled."

"Pants! Camera! Action!"

Scarlet Knight
2012-09-13, 12:55 PM
"Wastin' away again in Margaritaville!
Searchin' for my... lost pair of pants.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know... it's nobody's fault."
:smallcool:

Zar Peter
2012-09-14, 01:33 PM
Did we have latin yet?

Alea iacta pants.

Veni, vidi, pants.

Veklim
2012-09-14, 01:35 PM
'Tis better to have pants and lost, than to never have pants at all

planswalker
2012-09-14, 01:44 PM
"Pants: the final frontier."

"I find your pants of faith disturbing."

musicalbookworm
2012-09-14, 02:02 PM
"Off with her pants! Off with her pants!"

"I used to wonder what pants could be (My Little Pony) till you all shared its magic with me"

"Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand; I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the pants from me"

Deepbluediver
2012-09-14, 03:33 PM
Damn the pants! Full speed ahead!


You can take out lives, but you can never take our pants!
(there's one other obvious word I could have replaced in this one, I'm not sure which one is better; I went with the version that I think makes LESS sense, because pants.)


We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Pants are not an option.
(ok, I changed two words in that one, but just to keep the grammar nazi inside of me quiet)

Kuroimaken
2012-09-15, 09:28 AM
GIGA! PAAAAAAAAAAAANTSSUUUUUUUU!! BREAKEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!

Pegasus Ryusei Pants!

Getsuga PANTSOU!

ALL HAIL PANTS!

We are all pants.

You cleft his pants? That's it?

Sir Ebonwolf
2012-09-16, 06:53 PM
"Ten thousand pants at least."

"If the wall is breached, pants will fall."

"Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the pants!"

planswalker
2012-09-16, 08:42 PM
"Bounce the graviton particle pants off the main deflector dish."

"What's up with the klingons? Remember in the pants?"

"They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed like gold pants"

"Now they look like heavy metal rocker from the pants"

"With frizzy hair and pointy teeth and pants on their head."

Thufir
2012-09-23, 01:11 PM
"By his terms, he got the pants."

Thump
2012-09-25, 12:55 PM
I am sworn to carry your pants.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Have you no pants?

Eternis
2012-10-09, 03:49 PM
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... pants.

Well, it's a special kind of phone box for policemen. They used to have them all over, but this isn't a real one. The phone's just a dummy and the pants are the wrong size.

Oh, the moon landing's brilliant. We went four times. Back when we had pants...

I'm John Smith, that's all I want to be, John Smith. With his life... and his job... and his pants. Why can't I be John Smith?


*Larry Nightingale: Ok, not sure but really hoping.
[points down]
Larry Nightingale: Pants?
Sally Sparrow: No. *
*ACTUAL QUOTE*

Balmas
2012-10-09, 05:06 PM
"You have my sword."
"And my bow."
"And my PANTS!"

planswalker
2012-10-09, 05:50 PM
"You have to burn the pants!"

Thufir
2012-10-09, 06:35 PM
What can maidens learn within these pants worth knowing?

Kuroimaken
2012-10-09, 08:07 PM
It's pants-tastic!

Deathkeeper
2012-10-10, 12:22 AM
Whose pants is it, anyway?

planswalker
2012-10-10, 10:23 AM
"Hello, I'm the Pants."

"Pants Who?"

"Just 'the Pants'."

Zarae
2012-10-10, 11:45 AM
the pants is a lie

Thufir
2012-10-10, 11:56 AM
"Will Prince Hilarion's pants be sadly blighted?" "Who can tell?"

"If you give me your pants I will tell you what I am."

"You gave your pants upon your oath to Hilarion my son!"

gkathellar
2012-10-12, 01:07 PM
"It is unbecoming of young men to wear pants."

"One must still have pants on oneself in order to give birth to a dancing star."

"Pants, too, secrete the inhuman. At certain moments of lucidity, the mechanical aspect of their buttons, their meaningless fabric pattern makes silly everything that surrounds them. A pair of slacks is swirling in a washing machine behind a glass partition; you cannot hear it, but you see its incomprehensible dumb show; you wonder why anyone wears pants. This discomfort in the face of pants … is also the absurd. Likewise the trousers that at certain seconds seem dramatically unflattering in a mirror, the familiar and yet alarming leggings we encounter in our own photographs is also the absurd."

Lordofbunnyz
2012-10-12, 04:03 PM
"Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Pants. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new materials, to seek out new slacks and new jeans, to boldly go where no khakis has gone before."

"From now on if anyone's gonna make my pants cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me." - red vs. blue

planswalker
2012-10-12, 06:47 PM
"Where there's a will, there's pants!"

@V Ah, darth vader, how very many quotes you have which fit as pants!

Kuroimaken
2012-10-12, 07:30 PM
Luke, I am your pantser.

Dallas-Dakota
2012-10-13, 03:47 AM
They're taking the pants to Isengard!

Zarae
2012-10-13, 10:23 PM
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called pants, would it?"

JoshL
2012-10-13, 10:37 PM
"Gondor has no pants. Gondor NEEDS no pants."

"Give me pants, raw and wriggling"
alternatively
"you keep nasty pants"

"what's pants, precious?"

planswalker
2012-10-13, 10:44 PM
"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your pants."

Frodo: Bilbo, have you been at the Gaffer's home pants?
Bilbo: No.
[pause]
Bilbo: Well, yes, but that's not the point...

Socratov
2012-10-16, 03:45 AM
On you feet or on your knees, we are PANTS!

I love it when pants come together

My pants bring all the boys to the yard and they're like "It's better then yours"

Et pants, Brute (from Shakespeare's Julius Ceasar)

It is simple: we kill the pants

In brightest day and darkest night, no pants shall escape my sight. Let those who worship pants' might, beware my power, Green Lantern's Light!

My kingdom for a pants

the pants is mightier then the sword

pants jacta est (the pants is cast)

pants snakes on a pants plane.

for Pants!

anything goes in pants and war

so, that's enough for now :smallamused:

Zarae
2012-10-25, 09:21 AM
wheel of pants!

Deathkeeper
2012-10-25, 12:35 PM
This mecha runs on pants!

planswalker
2012-10-25, 12:36 PM
"By all that is pants, never speak of this again!"

Lentrax
2012-10-25, 02:25 PM
I've tried to invent pants for years. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.

Kuroimaken
2012-10-25, 03:36 PM
Fear of the pants
Fear of the paaaaaaaaaaaaants
I've got a constant fear
That pants are always near!

Socratov
2012-10-26, 02:15 AM
row, row, row your pants,
gently down the stream.
merrily, merrily, merrily,
pants is but a dream.

planswalker
2012-10-26, 08:06 AM
What the world needs today is pants, sweet pants.

TechnOkami
2012-10-26, 12:45 PM
All you need is Pants.

Thufir
2012-10-26, 01:45 PM
"But it has been the study of my life to avoid those weaknesses which often expose a strong understanding to pants."

"Like most sons are we - masculine in pants."

"Away, away - I'll meet these men alone
Since all my pants have deserted me!"

Kuroimaken
2012-10-26, 03:35 PM
Saint Paaants, these young meeen,
Saint Paaaants, tomorrow's braves, oh yeah!
Saint Paaaaants, like the pegasus
Saint Paaants, right now, beat your wings!

planswalker
2012-10-26, 08:05 PM
"It sure is a pants-y day today. Forgive me, I'm not very familiar with pants. In fact, I'm far more familiar with pain and death than I am with pants. No matter how many pants there are, in my experience, there's always more pain and death. Always.

*Beat*

It sure is a pants-y day today."

A Rainy Knight
2012-10-27, 10:01 AM
I have no need of pants, you see, for I benefit from divine grace!

Socratov
2012-10-29, 03:34 AM
Shave and a haircut, two pants.

Thufir
2012-10-29, 07:11 PM
"Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the pants of Thor."

planswalker
2012-10-29, 07:55 PM
Whoso pulleth out this sword of these pants is rightwise king

canjowolf
2012-10-29, 08:32 PM
Pants to the people.

Pants flow from the barrel of a gun.

If pants were fishes then we'd all have enough to eat.

TechnOkami
2012-10-29, 10:06 PM
"It's simple. We pants the Batman."

Kuroimaken
2012-10-30, 08:14 AM
Pantsless people.

Pantsless people everywhere!

planswalker
2012-10-30, 09:07 AM
Barney is a dinosaur from our pants. guess which part of the pants?

Talking out of both sides of your pants.

A stitch in pants saves nine.

Socratov
2012-10-30, 09:12 AM
pants, pants
For the sake of Skyrim
For our Life, For our Home,
For Hrothgars Blood,
For the Nords and for the Gods,
For the Sole Single Son,
pants, pants
who will dawn with Fire

canjowolf
2012-10-30, 08:22 PM
Ask not what your pants can do for you - ask what you can do for your pants.

Saposhiente
2012-11-01, 12:10 AM
Don't shoot until you see the whites of their pants.
One does not simply walk into pants.
Pants and America are two nations divided by a common language.
We do not discuss pants publicly.
Rich had an accident earlier this week; he injured his pants pretty badly on broken glass and was rushed in to have emergency surgery.
For to win one hundred victories in one hundred pants is not the acme of skill. To subdue the pants without fighting is the acme of skill.
Two things are infinite: the universe and pants; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Kuroimaken
2012-11-01, 07:00 AM
Pants are just a word to me, and they might've meant a thing or two if I had known the difference...

*cookie for reference

Socratov
2012-11-01, 07:02 AM
One for pants, pants for all!

planswalker
2012-11-01, 07:35 AM
Government explained through pants:

ANARCHISM: You have two pants. You steal your neighbor’s belt and ignore the government.

CAPITALISM: You have two pants. You sell one and buy a belt.

CENTRALISM: You have two pants. And a problem finding them in the middle of the field with 100,000,000 other pants.

COMMUNISM: You have two pants. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the lint.

canjowolf
2012-11-02, 03:38 PM
Much less is it advisable for a Person to go thither [to America], who has no other Quality to recommend him but his Pants.

Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, nor Pants to purchase power.

AKA_Bait
2012-11-04, 02:04 PM
You want the pants? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PANTS!

Lentrax
2012-11-04, 04:42 PM
If I had Pants for everytimt I heard that...

planswalker
2012-11-04, 04:46 PM
We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of pants here tonight.

Kuroimaken
2012-11-04, 05:16 PM
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight,
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power, Green Pants' light!

Komodo
2012-11-05, 04:24 AM
On a bit of a Casablanca kick...

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Berger: We read five times that you were killed, in five different pants.
Victor Laszlo: As you can see, it was true every single time.

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Ilsa:But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
Ilsa: No.
Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore pants.

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Ilsa: A franc for your pants.
Rick: In America they'd bring only a penny, and, huh, I guess that's about all they're worth.

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Major Strasser: Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Pants?

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Victor Laszlo: Are you enough of a businessman to appreciate an offer of 100,000 pants?
Rick: I appreciate it, but I don't accept it.

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Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My pants. I came to Casablanca for the pants.
Captain Renault: The pants? What pants? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

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Senor Ferrari: Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take pants to get you out of Casablanca, and the Germans have outlawed pants.

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Rick: And remember, this gun is pointed right at your pants.
Captain Renault: That is my *least* vulnerable spot.

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Rick: Here's looking at you, pants.

Socratov
2012-11-05, 06:25 AM
Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, (continuously scanted by vikings)
Lovely Paaaaaaaaants, Lovely Paaaaaaaaaants.

(rinse and repeat)

Thump
2012-11-05, 10:01 AM
To you, Smith, the worst thing in the world... is pants.

planswalker
2012-11-05, 11:05 AM
I'm on a BOAT! With my t-shirt, and may flippy-pants!

Lentrax
2012-11-05, 11:11 AM
"For the Pants of Greyskull!"

Kuroimaken
2012-11-05, 10:10 PM
My rogue's got a killer Two-Weapons Pantsing build.

Samshiir
2013-05-19, 09:54 AM
(to the tune of Flash Gordon)
"Pants! Ohohh!"

David Bowie: "You remind me of the pants!"
Goblin: "What pants?"
David Bowie: "The pants with the power!"


"What kind of magic Pants to use?"

Dr.Gunsforhands
2013-05-19, 07:52 PM
As it was in the beginning,

is now, and ever shall be,

world without pants.

Amen.

planswalker
2013-05-20, 02:37 AM
"Shame on you! This could be the greatest pants of your life, and you're gonna let it be the worst!"


"I don't often drink beer, but when I do, it's pants equis."

TechnOkami
2013-05-20, 03:12 AM
I hope this thread no longer counts under pants necromancy.

Duck999
2013-05-21, 06:10 AM
To be, or not to be, that is the pants.

Kuroimaken
2013-05-21, 12:21 PM
Yomigaere! Pantsu No Monotachi Yo!!

planswalker
2013-05-22, 03:35 AM
78% of DM's started their first campaign wearing pants. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

May the odds be ever in your pants.

Internet Flea
2013-05-22, 09:23 PM
There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact it's all pants.

TaiLiu
2013-05-22, 09:37 PM
"I... I must pants."

Curaced
2013-05-22, 10:51 PM
These are not the pants you're looking for.

All we are is pants in the wind.

If it bleeds, we can pants it.

Creativity is more important than pants.

All we are saying is give pants a chance.

All my exes live in Texas. That's why I hang my pants in Tennessee.

The Big Pants Theory.

You can pants some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not pants all of the people all of the time.

You miss 100% of the pants you never take.

I have no pants, and I must scream.

We all live in a yellow pair of pants.

MeanMrsMustard
2013-05-22, 11:30 PM
"I used to wonder what pants could be, until you shared [their] magic with me."
"Seek him that maketh the seven pants and Orion, and turneth the shadow of death into morning."
"Whenever you feel like criticizing any one, just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the pants that you've had."

planswalker
2013-05-23, 05:43 AM
please keep your hands and feet inside the pants at all times.

inuyasha
2013-05-23, 08:51 AM
"the pants are strong with this one"

"PANTS!"

not in the pants, NOT IN THE PANTS!

dudududududu pants champs