New Dnd Jokes

[hirojinbrodie]

Ok, I am playing a dragon shaman whose focus is copper dragons. They tends to be pranksters so I want to bring that to the campaign. Problem is I have been using him for a bit and am running out of material. I need from new stuff, as many of the forums on this subject tend to repeat or just be a bunch of puns. Please help me out. I can pull jokes on other characters, but having jokes I can translate into stories (with a mighty bluff check to act like they are true) would be nice.

[hirojinbrodie]

To start things off, I offer you this, my favorite dnd joke.

An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying drinks in a tavern when each notices a fly in their glass.
The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side.
The human removes the fly and keeps drinking.
The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

[Gandariel]

May This (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0710.html) be of help? :)

[Manly Man]

"You know how to prepare for a fight with a dragon? Glaze the elf."