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2013-07-05, 01:40 PM
Not Guilty; I tend to remain awake all the time despite not wanting to be; mornings are particularly rough.

TPBM, I accuse you of having rolled a natural 20 in a game recently.

Amidus Drexel
2013-07-05, 01:56 PM
Guilty. One or two. I've also had a nice streak of high damage rolls.

On that note, TPBM has failed a save against poison recently! How do you plead?

2013-07-05, 02:20 PM
Guilty. I have a penalty on saves against pollen.

TPBM is accused of having brought the wrong character sheet to a roleplaying session! How do you plead?

2013-07-05, 04:36 PM
Guilty, along with the wrong sourcebooks as well (new game of D&D, there was a bit of confusion over which version we were playing).

TPBM, you need a good massage. How do you plead?

2013-07-09, 04:00 PM
Not guilty. I don't like massages - they feel like a steamroller on my back.

TPBM, you have been accused of having messed-up sleeping patterns. How do you plead?

2013-07-09, 04:12 PM
Guilty, working the graveyard shift is not pleasant.

TPBM, I accuse you of understanding binary. How do you plead?

2013-07-10, 07:29 AM
Guilty. Primarily because I'm good at base conversions.

TPBM, you have been accused of pleading not guilty. How do you plead?

2013-07-10, 03:26 PM
Uh... *rereads old posts*, yes, I am guilty of previously pleading not guilty.

TPBM, you are guilty of never leaving your home country.

2013-07-10, 05:16 PM
Not guilty. I have been as far from home as is possible for non-astronauts.

TPBM, you stand trial for having an unpopular opinion regarding some part of pop culture. How do you plead?

2013-07-10, 05:27 PM
Guilty several times over. Where do I begin? Firefly is heavily overrated (it's enjoyable, but not one of the greatest I've ever seen), that one tends to rile people up.

TPBM you are accused of having a talent for writing, how do you plead?

Amidus Drexel
2013-07-11, 01:07 AM
Technically, yes. In a meaningful sense? Not really. I'm not horrible, but it's uninspiring stuff.

TPBM, I accuse you of having within arm's reach, any of the following objects: flashlight, foldable ruler (not a measuring tape), insulated sheeting, and a fan.

2013-07-11, 01:20 AM
Not guilty! There is a fan approximately four feet away, but not in arms reach.

TPBM I accuse you of needing/wanting sleep at the moment you read this.

2013-07-11, 12:18 PM
Guilty. I had trouble sleeping last night.

TPBM, you have been accused of enjoying warm, sunny days. How do you plead?

2013-07-11, 02:56 PM
Mmmmm, so warm and sunny.....huh? Um, guilty I guess.

TPBM stands accused of EATING THE LAST COOKIE! How do you plead?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-07-12, 03:07 AM
Not guilty
I can't stand cookies. They really are vile. So dry. Blech

The person below me is guilty of not eating enough delicious vegetables.

2013-07-12, 04:36 AM
Not guilty. I'm actually vegetarian.

TPBM is accused of listening to smooth jazz. How do you plead?

2013-07-12, 02:33 PM
Like this, "Please, oh please have mercy! Please!"

Also, I'm not guilty. Jazz, smooth or otherwise, is not my music of choice.

TPBM, you are accused of knowing what movie I just quoted from.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-07-14, 03:40 PM
Not in the slightest.

TPBM is guilty of causing a terrible chain of events to unfold!

2013-07-14, 04:50 PM
Guilty I'd be a pretty bad DM if I could plead otherwise :xykon:

TPBM is accused of wishing there was a Tarquin smiley, how do you plead?

2013-07-14, 07:23 PM
I hadn't thought of it before, but now that you mention it, I have to plead guilty.

Also, you might find this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96672) useful.

TPBM has been accused of ignorance about epistemology. How do you plead?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-07-14, 11:30 PM
Very guilty I'm not entirely sure what that even is.

TPBM is guilty of being a video games enthusiast.

2013-07-15, 02:44 PM
Guilty. I still haven't finished nethack, though.

TPBM is accused of beating nethack.

Amidus Drexel
2013-07-16, 09:49 AM
Has anyone beaten Nethack? :smalltongue: Not guilty.

TPBM, I accuse thee of having at least six tabs open in your browser.

2013-07-16, 10:12 AM
Guilty as charged. I'm cross-referencing an oncological article from JAMA and checking out some stuff more in-depth. 18 tabs are currently open.

TPBM, I accuse you of reading the webcomic XKCD. How do you plead?

2013-07-16, 11:09 AM
Guilty as charged. I've been hooked for several years.

I accuse The Person Below of wishing he could try deep-fried cat.

2013-07-16, 11:41 AM
:smalleek: Not guilty!

TPBM is accused of needing to take a shower.

2013-07-16, 02:37 PM
Guilty. I'm actually about to remedy that.

TPBM is accused of thinking that the aforementioned fact was too much information.

2013-07-16, 03:17 PM
Not Guilty. In fact, I would have said the exact same thing.

TPBM is guilty of needing to go grocery shopping. How do you plead?

2013-07-16, 06:36 PM
Guilty; I go grocery shopping on Wednesdays when I go down to Portsmouth for TKD. Market Basket is much cheaper than Hannafords.

TPBM, I accuse you of being or having been a forum mod.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-07-17, 03:21 AM
Not guilty I can't be trusted with that kind of power.

TPBM is guilty of buying audiobooks.

EDIT: Quick tip, buddy. There's a three post rule on the SMBG section of the forums. You gotta wait until three other people have posted before you can post again.

2013-07-17, 07:41 AM
Guilty as charged, they help long drives pass by more quickly.

TPBM, I accuse you of loving the strategy game Stick Wars and its sequel.

2013-07-17, 01:11 PM
Not guilty. I never played it before.

TPBM is accused of owning 2 or more apple devices.

2013-07-17, 03:33 PM
Not guilty. My dad used to work for Microsoft, so I got a bunch of their stuff discounted.

TPBM stands trial for having stubbed their toe in the past two weeks. How do you plead?

2013-07-17, 07:39 PM
Guilty. Running. Barefoot.

TPBM, I accuse you of being a black belt or equivalent in a martial art.

2013-07-19, 03:43 PM
Not Guilty. Though that would be awesome, I lack the discipline.

TPBM, you are accused of breaking the three-post rule. How do you plead?

2013-07-19, 09:24 PM
Not guilty. In fact, I just followed it.

TPBM stands accused of liking things made from alpaca wool.

2013-07-20, 10:00 PM
Not guilty. I've never seen an alpaca or anything made from its wool.

TPBM is guilty of drinking straight from the milk/juice carton.

2013-07-20, 10:19 PM
Guilty, but only when I'm finishing the container. Why dirty another glass?

TPBM is accused of being a Thog fan. :thog:

2013-07-21, 02:11 AM
Me and Thog are mutual fans :thog:

TPBM, you are, at this moment, making use of at least 2 devices with screens.

2013-07-21, 10:36 AM
Not Guilty, your honor.

TPBM, 5 people can testify that you dislike Belkar. What do you plead?

2013-07-21, 11:55 AM
Not guilty. Belkar's not among my favorites, but I like him alright.

TPBM, you have been accused of not reading OotS. How do you plead?

2013-07-21, 02:37 PM
Not Guilty. People actually found it irking when I started singing "Oh, buddy Roy" at a campout. (In my defense, I was very, very bored.) Of course, none of them read OotS, and only one of them played D&D.

TPBM, you are accused of overusing exclamation points.

2013-07-21, 03:00 PM
Not guilty!!!!!!! Only crazy people use more than 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm perfectly sane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TPBM is accused of thinking I'm insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2013-07-21, 04:20 PM
Not guilty. You didn't use 5 exclamation marks. Everyone knows using 5 exclamation marks is a sure sign of madness!!!!!

TPBM stands accused of having never watched Star Trek with the exception of the new movies.

2013-07-21, 05:39 PM
Don know how to respond. TECHNICALLY not guilty, but that's because I've seen 3 episodes of the first season.

TPBM, you are accused of hitting "reply" without fully knowing what you're going to post.

2013-07-21, 06:14 PM
Ever? Guilty. Recently? Not guilty. Now? Not guilty.

TPBM, I accuse you of listening to MC Frontalot.

2013-07-22, 09:38 PM
Who? Not guilty.

TPBM is accused of eating European chocolate to the exclusion of all others.
@v: Technically, it's European style chocolate :smalltongue:

2013-07-23, 12:55 AM
Not Guilty. However, the defendant admits that he needed to check the package before submitting a plea, since Ghirardelli sounds like it could be from Europe :smallsmile:
(note that the defendant has been known to get Optimated from time to time)

TPBM is accused of falling asleep with the oven turned on. How do you plead?

2013-07-23, 01:04 AM
No, it gets too hot in the oven to fall asleep.

TPBM has neglected to do something important in the last 72 hours.

2013-07-23, 02:57 PM
Not Guilty. I went for a five-mile run just this morning, actually, and I am at work now. (Work currently entails playing D&D. I'm working part-time at a gaming store.)

TPBM, I accuse you of thinking that this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CO2sv-Abvk) video is humorous.

2013-07-24, 06:51 AM
Not guilty. I stopped playing Pokemon TCG about 1 month after starting. A long time ago.

TPBM is accused of being a fanboy/girl of Intel/AMD.

2013-07-25, 03:07 PM
Not guilty. I don't even know what that stands for.

TPBM, you stand trial for overusing memes. How do you plead?

2013-07-26, 03:03 PM
A wizard never overuses memes, nor does he underuse them. He utilizes them precisely as much as he intends!


How pleadest thou?

2013-07-26, 03:42 PM
Guilty, very much. I have no excuse.

TPBM wants a new (or at least newer) car.

2013-07-26, 10:23 PM
Not guilty. I may want a car, but I hardly want a new(er) one.

TPBM is accused of checking Tom's Hardware at least once a day.

2013-07-29, 06:03 PM
Not Guilty. I don't even know what Tom's Hardware is.

TPBM is accused of being lactose intolerant.

2013-07-29, 06:30 PM
Not guilty, I'm more cheese intolerant.

TPBM always burns their tongue on hot drinks.

2013-07-29, 06:40 PM
Not guilty: I don't burn my tongue on water left out in a desert for a week.

The TPBM just posted below me.

2013-07-30, 06:50 PM
Not guilty. If you try to ask me how that is possible, I will invoke the 5th.

TPBM knows what the 5th is and how it would help me.

2013-07-30, 07:01 PM
Guilty. The fifth amendment allows you to withhold information.

TPBM does not live in the United States.

2013-07-30, 10:11 PM
Not Guilty. I live in New York.

TPBM, you stand accused of knowing of the dreaded Pun-Pun.

2013-07-30, 10:29 PM
Guilty? I know it has something to do with optimization

TPBM has never seen RWBY

2013-07-31, 08:13 AM
Guilty, unless you're referring to the letter sequence specifically, in which case I've most recently seen it in TPAM's post.

TPBM, thou standest accused of wearing frilly pants! How pleadest thou?

2013-07-31, 06:08 PM
Not Guilty. Frilly shirts on the other hand...

TPBM, you know and understand binary.

2013-07-31, 07:27 PM
Guilty, though I often forget the letter codes.

TPBM doesn't know how awesome black holes can be.
@V: also, they can explode (Michael Bay, why haven't you used this yet?!) and shoot plasma beams.

2013-07-31, 10:45 PM
Not guilty. If you were to travel within the event horizon of a black hole, you would be strung out into a jumbled mix of molecules, which would then break apart into atoms, which would in turn break apart into electrons, protons, and neutrons, which would in turn break apart into quarks and gluons before being sucked up like the world's largest spaghetti string. Black holes are so awesome, they bend light into a circle. Black holes are, indeed, awesome.

TPBM, you are accused of,like me, disliking the King of the Nerds season finale.

2013-08-01, 10:09 AM
Not guilty. I don't know about King of the Nerds.

TPBM is currently procrastinating. How do you plead?

2013-08-01, 10:59 AM

The Person Below Me stands accused of not liking mushrooms. How do you plead?

@V Naturally I was referring to the non-hallucinogenic, edible variety.

2013-08-01, 11:05 AM
That depends if you're talking about the hallucinogenic drug, then no. If you're talking about, say, portabellas, then yes.

TPBM, I hereby accuse you for getting up later than you should this morning.

Amidus Drexel
2013-08-01, 11:38 AM
Actually, I was up a solid hour earlier than usual. Not guilty.

TPBM, I accuse you of having waited until afternoon to eat breakfast.

2013-08-01, 03:58 PM
Guilty. It's right here next to me, and I still haven't started eating.

TPBM, you are accused of needing to clean house. How do you plead?

2013-08-01, 04:13 PM
Not guilty. I only need to clean my room! Mwahahahaha!

TPBM doesn't know what Bionicle is, a capital crime!

2013-08-02, 09:33 AM
Not Guilty. Simply put, it's a lego-produced robot-building set. Also a TV show.


2013-08-02, 01:24 PM
Guilty, but you rolled minimum damage...and I saved.

TPBM, you are accused of abusinv Improved Evasion. (Really funny story about this..tell you later.)

2013-08-02, 01:42 PM
Guilty. I've always wanted to see where a red dragons fire breath comes from.

TPBM, you stand (or sit, or lie down, or levitate, etc.) accused of wanting a new avatar.

2013-08-02, 04:00 PM
Guilty. Oh so very guilty. But not enough that I would actually get/find/make one.

TPBM is accused of having allergies of any sort.

2013-08-02, 04:01 PM
Guilty. Pollen

TPBM has no idea who Bullwinkle the Moose is.

2013-08-02, 04:28 PM
Not guilty. Haven't heard that name for a long time.

TPBM has his/her own blog.

2013-08-02, 07:40 PM
Not Guilty.
(Story about Evasion: Was playing a 9th level rogue, created a distraction for the rest of the party, and ended up being chased by a whole lot of angry water elementals. I found a chest at the end of a long corridor, and, character curious as ever, I unlocked it, only to find a magic lightning trap. I made the save, but the angry elementals behind me didn't. The trap auto-reset after the chest closed, so I opened and closed the chest repeatedly. (:smalltongue: It's super effective!))
TPBM, you stand accused of holding a master's degree or higher in any discipline.

2013-08-02, 08:41 PM
Nope. I'm only 15!

TPBM has never played fallout 3 or new vegas

2013-08-02, 09:16 PM
Not Guilty. I got New Vegas this summer.

TPBM will share their opinion on which faction I should side with.

Death by DM
2013-08-03, 10:14 AM
Not Guilty. I have no clue what you're talking about.

TPBM is a vegetarian.

2013-08-03, 11:40 AM
Far from it. Hell I sleep with a plush bacon.

TPBM sleeps with something plush.

2013-08-03, 12:28 PM
Guilty. It's a plush fox
(It's not that bad: I know someone who has a plush tarantula)

TPBM plays a paladin like me

2013-08-03, 02:50 PM
Not Guilty. The only time I played a paladin was in first edition AD&D, when they were actually cool. :smalltongue:

TPBM is accused of having DM'd for more games at once than I have (including pbp's). My record is fourteen, playing in three.

2013-08-03, 03:48 PM
Not guilty. I haven't even DM'ed a single game yet.

TPBM is accused of playing Neverwinter. How do you plead?

2013-08-03, 08:08 PM
Not Guilty I have played Neverwinter Nights, but never something just called Neverwinter.

TPBM stands accused of thinking their significant other is the most wonderful guy/girl in the world.

Amidus Drexel
2013-08-03, 09:19 PM
Don't have one, so... not guilty. :smalltongue: :smallcool:

I accuse TPBM of DMing a PbP here.

2013-08-03, 11:30 PM
Guilty. I'm currently running It All Starts in a Tavern...wait. No, it doesn't, Layers of Reality, Cleanup Crew, Goblins, and Captured. I was running a kingmaker game, a pf gestalt game, and a game using The Giant's classes, but those died, for various reasons.

TPBM, you are accused of playing in one of my games.

2013-08-04, 12:01 AM
Not guilty: I only play offline.

TPBM is accused of not watching something by roosterteeth and liking it!

2013-08-04, 12:22 AM
Not guilty. RoosterTeeth is awesome.

TPBM I accuse you of being sleepy.

2013-08-06, 03:37 PM
No guilt here, Mountain Dew is wonderful for that.

TPBM, you want minions don't you?

Jordan Cat
2013-08-06, 03:52 PM
If by Minions you mean, personal servants to do my bidding in my glorious quest to take over the world. Guilty. If you mean the animated ones from Despicable Me then Not Guilty.

TPBM is accused of watching Let's Plays made by the good people of Roosterteeth.

2013-08-06, 04:03 PM
Not guilty. I only watch their animated videos, which include RWBY.

TPBM is accused of not seeing Tron Uprising. How do you plead?

2013-08-06, 06:00 PM
Unfortunately, guilty. I've managed every single Tron movie, but my gf changes the channel when Tron Uprising is on.

2013-08-06, 09:41 PM
I'm innocent I tell you!
Oh wait... I'm not being accused of anything... Ignore that last statement.

Person Below... You stand accused of building a time machine and going back in time and stealing combs from historical figures.

2013-08-06, 10:21 PM
Not combs. A whole bunch of Black Lotuses and unopened Pokémon base set tins.

TPBM, I accuse you of not playing either MTG or Pokémon competitively.

2013-08-06, 10:42 PM
Semi-guilty I've gone to a few M:tG prerelease tournaments and even won once, but that's more about getting Ravnica cards asap.

The person below me is accused of disliking Doctor Doom. How do you plead?

2013-08-07, 05:08 PM
Also semi-guilty. Dr. Doom is awesome, but I dislike the fact that he can never be truly defeated. You only ever beat a doombot.

2013-08-07, 08:17 PM
Not guilt........ Wait a second, what am I doing here if I'm not being accused of anything?

TPBM is guilty of watching a Geek Week video.

Jordan Cat
2013-08-07, 10:00 PM
Guilty of a few of those.

TPBM is accused of having read the Oddesy.


2013-08-07, 10:03 PM
Guilty if you mean the Odyssey. Not Guilty if that's not a misspelling.

The person below me is guilty of loving the 80s movie Conan the Barbarian. Their opinion on Conan the Destroyer, the 2000s Conan the Barbarian, Howard's original pulp stories about Conan the Barbarian, and/or Marvel's Conan the Barbarian comics is not on trial here.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-08-08, 02:04 PM
Not Guilty >.>

TPBM is excited for the movie At World's End as the conclusion of the Cornetto trilogy.

2013-08-09, 05:14 PM
Not Guilty. I haven't even heard of that. Is it good?

TPBM has an acronym addiction. GoNG?

2013-08-09, 07:49 PM
Not Guilty. I find that, several times, there are two completely different phrases that use the same acronym. For example, Lawful Good and Linear Guild both have an acronym of LG, yet they are different.

TPBM, you are accused of reading Homestuck.

2013-08-09, 07:51 PM
Not guilty.

TPBM, you are accused of waking up startled from a falling dream.

2013-08-13, 09:54 AM
Guilty, but who hasn't?

TPBM, you are accused of asking Santa for a younger brother or sister!

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-08-13, 02:19 PM
Not Guilty. My brother is less than two years younger than me, I grew up with a sibling. It's totally overrated :smalltongue:

TPBM, you're accused of posting after the same poster several times in a row. How do you plead?

2013-08-13, 07:52 PM
Guilty. Curse you BasketOfPuppies!

TPBM is accused of dragon discrimination.

2013-08-14, 12:28 PM
Not Guilty. Trying to come up with rules for Xorvintaal makes you see dragons in a different light.

2013-08-14, 12:38 PM
I am guilty. I know that you wouldn't think so, but I am. Oh wait, no question

TPBM, you have procrastination problems

2013-08-14, 01:20 PM
I am guilty. I know that you wouldn't think so, but I am. Oh wait, no question

TPBM, you have procrastination problems

Guilty. Of course, I can get things done eventually...

TPBM is accused of using a Kindle or Nook.

5a Violista
2013-08-15, 01:33 PM
Objection, your honor! I have never used either of those, and I would appreciate it if the vicious accusations stopped, because it might harm my chances of running for President.

However, I believe that the person who happens to post below me is Udderly Guilty of riding a cow! (The scandal of it!)

2013-08-15, 01:47 PM
That is a moot point. :smallwink:

TPBM, you are accused of not playing any instruments! How do you plead?

Jordan Cat
2013-08-15, 02:22 PM
I sadly do not, I would like to learn some Piano.

TPBM is being accused by client #42 to having played Magic The Gathering.

2013-08-15, 03:44 PM
Guilty! It was a moment of weakness, but I cannot deny it.

TPBM, you stand accused of excessive spending on things you don't really need.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-08-15, 05:30 PM
Not Guilty! I value all the things I buy to the point of need. Yes, I did need those games and those jeans. Need. o.o

TPBM, I witnessed you trying to enslave that group of people that one time! Admit you're guilty!

2013-08-15, 10:51 PM
They're not my slaves just my unwitting minions/pawns. I pay them with my presence! Ok, fine... guilty but is it really my fault people do what I say because I am the one most likely to suggest things?

Person below me I accuse you of the crime of buying your significant other clothes just so you can see them in them! How do you plead, you monster?

2013-08-15, 10:56 PM
Given I do not as of yet have a significant other, I plead Not guilty.

TPBM, ye are accused of at times useing olde Englishe.

2013-08-16, 11:04 AM
Verily, of such a crime my guilte doth showe.

TPBM, you are accused of wearing white shoes before Labor Day (for the purposes of this accusation, we will go with the "First Monday in September" definition of Labor Day)

2013-08-16, 10:37 PM
Personally, I am opposed to white shoes. In my opinion, that's just asking for them to get dirty. So, in short, not guilty.

You stand accused of the most terrible crime of high treason against the Puppet King. How do you plea?

2013-08-22, 09:46 AM
Not guilty. I am not part of the animal rebellion (does not shelter a stuffed animal horde)

TPBM don't wanna set the world on fire...

2013-08-22, 01:28 PM
Guilty as charged.

Murderer! Murderer! You killed me in a past life!

2013-08-22, 01:32 PM
Guilty and in this one too *stabs tman2nd and drops his corpse in a gulch*

TPBM you stand accused of preferring Space Balls to (the original trilogy of) Star Wars, how do you plead?

2013-08-22, 04:12 PM
Not Guilty. I prefer History of the World Part I to Spaceballs.

TPBM is guilty of not seeing the Producers (in any incarnation)

2013-08-23, 08:48 AM
Not Guilty. Own the movie (which is the true version) and saw the musical on Broadway with the original cast.

TPBM has never purchased an automobile.

2013-08-23, 08:51 AM

TPBM is a werewolf.

2013-08-23, 10:34 PM
I'm a shifter! (at least I'm playing as one in an pbp game).

TPBM is accused of playing as a bard! How does s/he plead?

2013-08-24, 10:18 AM
Not guilty. I play Avenger!

TPBM is a Cleric and loving it

2013-08-24, 12:40 PM
I am a devout and loyal servant of the God-Emperor of Mankind!

TPBM is guilty of the blasphemous crime of playing a Psion.

2013-08-25, 06:12 AM
Not Guilty. Only time I played a Psionic character was in AD&D 1e, when I rolle in an incredibly lucky fashion.

TPBM, you stand accused of not having a good laugh in a while. How do you plead?

2013-08-25, 12:40 PM
HAHAHAHA! That's hilarious. Not guilty.

TPBM! Why did you just say that you hate kittens and want them all to be killed. How could you want such a horrible thing?

2013-08-25, 12:45 PM
Not guilty.
You misheard. I was talking about the lvl 30 demoncats of Asmodeus residing in the abandoned stronghold of my people to the north.

TPBM dislikes illusionists

2013-08-26, 12:37 AM
Not Guilty. Illusions are cool.

TPBM is accused of being a munchkin. How do you plead?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-08-26, 02:10 AM
Erm... not guilty. Though I am an honorary member of the Lollipop Guild.

TPBM is accused of stealing things from work/school.

2013-08-26, 09:46 AM
Not guilty.
School hasn't started yet, but when it does...

TPBM is charged with falsely accusing TPBH.

2013-08-31, 04:06 PM
Not guilty!

For TPBM really has built a robot dog for the purpose of burying the skeletons of TPBM's murder victims.

How do you plead.

2013-08-31, 04:18 PM
No, I bury them myself.

TPBM is an animal in disguise...

2013-08-31, 06:06 PM
Slightly guilty. I think my soul is one fourteenth weasel.

TPBM believes Edison is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Your sentence is to be "Westinghouse'd"

2013-08-31, 06:13 PM
Not guilty. Sliced bread is still around. What happened to Thomas Edison? He's gone. Dead.

TPBM is guilty of pleading "Not Guilty" to this charge.

2013-08-31, 07:50 PM
Guiltily not guilty.

TPBM will say "Guilty" or "Not Guilty"

2013-08-31, 07:58 PM
I have not done what I have been accused of

TPBM has never played 4e

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-08-31, 09:05 PM
Not guilty. I have played it. Once. A long time ago. Didn't care for it.

TPBM has a favourite sitcom

2013-08-31, 09:38 PM
Not Guilty. I don't watch sitcoms.

TPBM is the antichrist.

Amidus Drexel
2013-08-31, 10:03 PM
Nah. Don't bother with that guy; he's a prick. Not Guilty.

TPBM, I accuse you of having too little time to attend to all of the SMBG threads you like. How do you plead?

2013-08-31, 11:11 PM
Not guilty. I visit all that I like regularly

TPBM, you are accused of knowing that you should be asleep but don't care.

2013-09-01, 05:33 AM
Guilty, but I will be asleep soon enough.

TPBM, you know the Muffin Man.

2013-09-01, 11:22 AM
I swear I'm not guilty! I never knew the muffin man that lives on Mulberry Lane!

We never told you he lived on Mulberry Lane


*Makes a daring escape*

TPBM helped me get away.

2013-09-01, 12:21 PM
Guilty. Whomever chased after you won't be doing so any time soon.

TPBM is accused of being the one chasing after him.

2013-09-01, 12:39 PM
Guilty, puppies always chase cats.

TPBM you are accused of being a cat person.

Amidus Drexel
2013-09-01, 02:45 PM
You mean like a catfolk? No, I'm quite human. I do like cats, though.

TPBM, I accuse you of spending your weekend indoors, like I have. How do you plead?

2013-09-01, 02:56 PM
Not Guilty, I biked and swam for much of the weekend.

TPBM, you are accused of loving Chibi Knight.

Darius Midnite
2013-09-01, 02:57 PM
Not guilty! As evidence I present to the jury my agonizingly sunburned skin, the product of two days spent at the beach, also including one mean hangover...
(I will spare the public the view of my wretched hide)

I plead ignorance, I have no idea what that is, but it doesn't sound like anything I would enjoy.

TPBM is accused of liking Pińa Colada and getting caught in the rain.

2013-09-01, 04:33 PM
Not guilty. Don't drink cocktails much, and I don't like the rain


2013-09-01, 04:42 PM
Not Guilty. I am the poster below you, but I am not the person belittling you.

TPBM, you stand accused of needing a nice cold glass of lemonade.

2013-09-01, 05:13 PM
Not guilty. Temperature's fine where I am.

TPBM! Why did you steal my cat?

2013-09-01, 05:31 PM
*swallows* I have no idea what you're talking about.
TPBM, how could you?

2013-09-01, 06:28 PM
Uh- Gui- Not Guilty! And anyone who did it was completely morally justified! I just know they needed a quick snack!


2013-09-01, 06:37 PM
Not guilty and my lawyers can prove it, no matter what it is :nale:

TPBM is accused of having two left feet.

2013-09-01, 07:54 PM
Not Guilty. I dance quite well, or so I am told.

TPBM, you own a wrist-watch but do not use it.

2013-09-01, 08:22 PM
Not guilty. Just looked at it.

TPBM is guilty of disliking 4e

2013-09-01, 10:07 PM
Guilty. IMHO, 4e took rebalancing classes way too far, and made classes essentially fluff.

TPBM, you stand accused of not having the AD&D 1e PHB.

2013-09-01, 10:13 PM
Not guilty! It's no more than 10 feet away from me.

TPBM, I accuse you of having playtested d&d next.

2013-09-01, 10:56 PM
Kind of guilty. I've taken a look at it.

TPBM is guilty of preferring 3.0 to 3.5.

2013-09-02, 01:07 AM
Not Guilty. Much to my shame, I haven't ever played D&D. Wish I could, but couldn't find a PBP Game. i'm so ashamed.

TBPM is secretly a tomato

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-02, 01:40 AM
I'm not "wacky" enough to say anything but not guilty

TPBM needs to change their toothbrush

2013-09-02, 05:31 PM
Not Guilty, in fact, I just replaced mine a week ago.

TPBM, you stand accused of being a homestuck fanatic.

2013-09-02, 05:46 PM
Guilty as charged.

TPBM is accused of forgetting to brush their teeth.

2013-09-02, 05:50 PM
Guilty. I do that a lot.

TPBM has been herby charged with the heinous crime of hating cats.

2013-09-02, 05:59 PM
Not guilty. I am, in fact, petting my cat as I type.

Amidus Drexel
2013-09-02, 06:09 PM
*whistles nonchalantly and walks out of courtroom*

TPBM, I accuse you of owning pets!

2013-09-02, 06:15 PM
*whistles nonchalantly and walks out of courtroom*

TPBM, I accuse you of owning pets!

Crap...I keep forgetting to make an accusation...stupid me.

2013-09-02, 06:28 PM
You did it again.

TPBM, I accuse you of breaking the three-post rule more than once.

2013-09-02, 09:05 PM
Not Gulty. I think you have me mistaken for TPAY.

TPBM is guilty of eating ice cream.

2013-09-02, 09:46 PM

TPBM does not know wh Sheogorath is.

If you do, Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?

2013-09-02, 10:00 PM
Not guilty. I know the prince of madness quite well.

TPBM, yiu are accused of reading Erfworld.

2013-09-02, 10:12 PM
Well, technically guilty, but I couldn't get into it, and I stopped after a few strips. That should be good for a reduced sentence, right?

TPBM is accused of having a song stuck in their head.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-02, 11:00 PM
Not Guilty, your honour. As I am listening to jazz it would be to the detriment of the experience to have another melody rattling around my coconut.

You are accused of not liking alcoholic beverages.

2013-09-02, 11:05 PM
Not guilty. I always like a good beer.

TPBM Doesn't know what Cascade or Homestuck is.

2013-09-02, 11:49 PM

TPBM wishes he/she could use this in real life:

2013-09-03, 01:21 AM
Not guilty. I'm not sure what that is.

I accuse TPBM of devouring kittens and puppies!

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-03, 01:46 AM
This is another one of those "wacky" questions I'm not entirely sure what to do with.

Not guilty for real

Guilty to be funny. Their souls nourish me (or something)

TPBM's favourite movie was released in the past five years.

2013-09-03, 04:47 PM
Not guilty. I don't watch movies /troll


2013-09-03, 06:08 PM
Oh no! You've found me! *punches you in the face and runs*

TPBM, you are accused of being the one that got punched in the face.

2013-09-05, 08:12 PM
Not guilty. I am not Klanos.

TPBM is accused of mistreating animals.

2013-09-05, 08:14 PM
Not unless I donated my pet to a PETA shelter (highest kill rate).

TPBM was the turkey all along

2013-09-05, 08:17 PM
Not Guilty. I am L, not GIR.

TPBM, you stand accused of BEING KIRA!

2013-09-05, 11:07 PM
Excellent! You've uncovered my devious plot. *Kicks in shin and moonwalks off*

TBPM! You weren't the one who was kicked in the shin!

2013-09-05, 11:38 PM
No! I actually, happen to be L also.

TPBM is a "U".

2013-09-06, 03:18 PM

TPBM has never seen the show rwby!

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-06, 10:16 PM
Guilty. Nope. Never. Never even heard of it.

TPBM has never seen the show The Wire

2013-09-06, 11:29 PM
Guilty. I replace the empty hole with Homestuck.

TBPM is secretly a tomato

2013-09-07, 02:29 AM
Guilty. How did you know?

TPBM has been charged with not having seen Being There.

2013-09-07, 06:12 AM

TPBM has never owned bionicles

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-07, 09:04 AM
Not guilty, surprisingly. In 2003 during my trip to the United States of America I bought some. I was a young'n then.

TPBM does not have a favourite Gilbert and Sullivan opera.

2013-09-07, 05:20 PM
Guilty. What's that?

TPBM can tell me what Gilbert and Sullivan is.

Amidus Drexel
2013-09-07, 05:30 PM
Guilty. They do operas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64). :smallwink:

TPBM, I accuse you of owning more shoes than you do musical instruments. How do you plead?

2013-09-07, 09:01 PM
Not Guilty. I own four pairs if shoes (sneakers, sandals, running shoes, and dress shoes,) whilst I own hundreds of instruments (each of my vocal chords). Even if you reject that, I still own a French horn, a trumpet, a Saxophone, and my voice, which ties the number of shoes.

TPBM played D&D since Redbox.

2013-09-07, 10:08 PM
Not guilty. I was not alive then.

TPBM is guilty of having eaten chicken today.

2013-09-07, 11:10 PM
Guilty! Oh my god.....You are an oracle! Worship the cat!

TPBM is left handed too

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-07, 11:43 PM
Not guilty. Sorry, bub.

TPBM doesn't change their socks often enough

2013-09-07, 11:50 PM
Not guilty. Change them once a day.

TBPM can't say the same.

2013-09-08, 01:07 AM
Guilty. I think that's true about everyone.

TPBM is guilty of waking up earlier than 7:00 AM today.

2013-09-08, 06:29 AM
Guilty. I wake up at 6:30 every morning.

TPBM, you stand accused of not having read all of the OotS comics.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-08, 06:42 AM
Not guilty, actually. I barely remember any of them but I have read them.

TPBM prefers albums to songs

2013-09-08, 09:16 AM
Not guilty: I never like all of the band's songs, and I like to pick and choose

TPBM is guilty of not knowing who GIR is! :smalleek:

2013-09-08, 09:18 AM
Not Guilty. If I don't get my tacos, I might EXPLODE! That happens to me sometimes...

TPBM, you stand accused of reading the webcomic xkcd.

2013-09-08, 11:20 AM
Guilty. The forum there is what lead me here. :smallsmile:

TPBM is guilty of preferring the LotR movies to the books.

2013-09-08, 06:32 PM
Not guilty! Jegus, I mean, just... Augh, the books are SO MUCH BETTER!

TBPM is guilty of every crime possible, proven by Neophyte Redglare.

Death by DM
2013-09-09, 07:33 PM
Not guilty! I can list many crimes I have not committed! I have not committed ANY crimes! (unless very hard back-slapping counts)

Guilty or Not Guilty:
TPBM has never had grapefruit juice.

2013-09-09, 10:06 PM
Not Guilty. When I was seven, I was a grapefruit addict.

TPBM, you stand accused of having far too much abstract mathematics that you must do for college/high school/work.

2013-09-09, 10:35 PM
Not guilty. School doesn't start until this Wednesday for me.

TPBM is guilty of turning all my text white

2013-09-09, 10:46 PM
Guilty. I infected you with Doc Scratch disease.

TBPM, you're the one who created it.

2013-09-10, 04:35 AM
Guilty, but because I've taken the vaccine, I only have a mild case myself.

TPBM just googled Doc Scratch disease.

2013-09-28, 05:51 PM
Not Guilty.
TPBM you've eaten a mudpie haven't you?

2013-09-28, 05:53 PM
I've made my brother eat one :smallamused:

TPBM has never read Deltora Quest

2013-09-28, 06:02 PM
Not guilty. That's one of my favorite book series.

TPBM doesn't like pizza.

2013-09-28, 06:11 PM
Not guilty, by any means.

TPBM is guilty of SOMETHING.

2013-09-28, 06:17 PM
I'm pretty sure everyone is.

TPBM claims that they are innocent of everything.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-30, 01:32 PM
Not guilty contrary to the evidence presented here, your honour.

TPBM takes their taste in music too seriously. Be honest.

Amidus Drexel
2013-09-30, 01:45 PM
Probably, yeah. I like to think that I'm pretty relaxed about it (and for the most part, I am), but some things are simply objectively better than others, and I don't like to be told otherwise by people with opinions that are objectively wrong. :smallamused:


TPBM has within arms reach, more writing utensils than they do electronic devices. Guilty or not guilty?

2013-09-30, 04:06 PM
BARELY Not Guilty.

I have a moniter and keyboard in arm's reach, and my can of pens, pencils, and markers is JUST out of arm's reach. SO CLOSE.

TPBM has been told about Homestuck.

2013-09-30, 04:48 PM
Semi-Guilty. I read it. Religiously. So I suppose I've been told about it, but I request that the charge be more specific.

TPBM, you stand accused of actually having a law or pre-Law degree.

2013-09-30, 08:44 PM
Not guilty.
I don't even have a degree.

TPBM, you are accused of being a grammar nazi.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-01, 06:31 AM
Not guilty on the grounds I would need to possess a greater understanding of grammar to be one. Though, your/you're does get under my skin.

TPBM has a favourite movie

Laughing Dog
2013-10-01, 07:55 AM
Guilty. Dances with Wolves.

TPBM is accused of preferring 3.5e D&D to 4e D&D.

2013-10-01, 02:12 PM
Not Guilty, sadly. I've been trying to find a PBP game for a while, and looking for my first D&D experience. :/

2013-10-01, 08:46 PM
I think that I'm guilty of that... Whatever it is.

You have been accused of violating Rule 278 of Paragraph B of the Lemonade Act of 2014. Submit your plea according to the regulations outlined on the piece of paper my cat threw up yesterday. Remember tomorrow is the National International Day of International National Days, so you must wait until next Anti-Wednesday to do so.

2013-10-02, 08:22 AM
Well, I would be Not Guilty, but, due to the doctrine of HUMP DAYYYYY, I must change my plea to Guilty.

TPBM prefers Pathfinder over 3.5.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-02, 11:24 AM
Not guilty as I have yet to play Pathfinder.

TPBM prefers The Beach Boys to The Beatles

Laughing Dog
2013-10-02, 11:47 AM
Not Guilty I don't care either way.

TPBM stands accused of having a NES.

2013-10-02, 01:10 PM

TPBM, you stand accused of having played Final Fantasy (any number) and loving it.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-02, 01:39 PM

Final Fantasy VIII is great. Eff the haters.

EDIT: See, kids, this is why you should pay attention in school :smallredface:

2013-10-02, 06:14 PM
Guilty of making the same mistake as TPAM.

TPBM is guilty of not making the mistake.

2013-10-02, 06:44 PM
What's Final Fantasy?:smallconfused:

TPBM is accused of playing multiple TCGs.

2013-10-02, 08:07 PM
Guilty. Magic, Pokemon, and one I'm helping develop. It's ridiculously complicated.
Also, @final fantasy: a role playing game. Video. It's an old NES game, if memory serves.

TPBM is accused of having written a book.

2013-10-03, 04:29 PM
Never done that.

TPBM is guilty of disliking the Melon Lord!

2013-10-03, 04:36 PM
Guilty-ish? What's the- OH. HIM. I HATE HIM WITH MY SOUL!

TPBM is guilty of possessing me and making me piss off the Melon Lord.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-03, 05:12 PM
Not guilty. If I had the technology to possess someone I'd possess Beyonce and she would be mine.

TPBM is guilty of responding to this thread without accusing someone of something.

2013-10-03, 05:14 PM
Formerly Guilty, but I have already served my sentence, your honor.

TPBM, you stand accused of having two or more siblings.

2013-10-03, 05:27 PM
technically, no, but I live with my 2 cousins and have for my life, so I count them as my siblings.

TPBM, you have something you want to do but keep not doing it.

2013-10-03, 05:45 PM

TPBM wants to know what it is.

2013-10-04, 08:53 AM
Not guilty. I already know. :smallwink:

TPBM convinced Rich Burlew to get Belkar killed. :smallmad:

2013-10-04, 08:09 PM
Hey, I didn't even know about the Order of the Stick until last summer.

TPBM is guilty of eating too much yogurt.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-04, 08:18 PM
Not guilty on account of yogurt gives me the squirts.

TPBM is guilty using a racial slur at one point in their life, no matter the context or justification.

2013-10-04, 10:22 PM
Uhm... Crap. Guilty.

TPBM is a butt.

Laughing Dog
2013-10-09, 12:05 AM
Not Guilty. I'm Human.

TPBM is accused of using Slowbro in Gen 1.

2013-10-09, 05:45 PM
Not Guilty. Gen 4.

TPBM, you are accused of picking Bulbasaur.

2013-10-09, 05:52 PM

TPBM has never watched Sword Art Online

2013-10-09, 05:57 PM
Guilty. bu-but I plan to watch it... eventually!

TPBM has not read Homestuck.

@v y u insult homestuck T_T