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DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-09, 06:20 PM
Guilty unless you count the dreadfully dull first part.

TPBM has not listened to Action Bronson

2013-10-10, 09:25 PM

TPBM has never watched Avatar: The Last Airbender.

2013-10-10, 09:57 PM
Not guilty. MY CABBAGES!!!!!!

TPBM has not seen the scene I'm referencing

2013-10-11, 06:24 PM

TPBM is a tomato.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-11, 07:50 PM
Not guilty

TPBM is in love.

2013-10-11, 09:30 PM
So very guilty.

TPBM is feeling unrequited love.

2013-10-12, 12:06 PM
Not Guilty.

TPBM is accused of laughing when Roy died.

Laughing Dog
2013-10-12, 04:00 PM
Not Guilty. I raised an eyebrow.

TPBM is accused of not knowing why Slowbro was the worst thing to face in Gen 1.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-12, 04:42 PM
Guilty I don't know squat about Digimon.

TPBM enjoys the rain.

2013-10-12, 06:26 PM
Meh. Sorta. Wait-I have to say yes or no? Fine, Not Guilty.

TPBM is at fault for this.

2013-10-12, 09:26 PM
Not guilty, whatever it is.

TPBM is guilty of kicking the dog.

2013-10-12, 09:43 PM
Semi guilty. Does tripping on a dog count?

TPBM is accused of the sin of not knowing who Nora Valkyrie is.

2013-10-12, 10:39 PM
Not Guilty. She's amazing!

TPBM is accused of being in a reclined position.

2013-10-12, 10:49 PM
Not guilty. Sitting down like a refined basket of ponies human.

TPBM isn't.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-12, 11:01 PM
Not guilty

TPBM regularly plays video games

2013-10-13, 03:09 PM
Guilty as a Guilty Gear.

TPBM has managed to stay awake for more than 24 consecutive hours at some point in their life.

Amidus Drexel
2013-10-13, 03:16 PM
Guilty. I've been up for about 36 a few times, for sure.

TPBM likes clam chowder. (and rightfully so). How do you plead?

Laughing Dog
2013-10-13, 03:22 PM
I plead that I do not know, on the account I have never tried.:smallfrown: So, Not Guilty?:smallconfused:

TPBM is accused of not playing any of the Age of Empires series. How plead ye?

2013-10-13, 03:24 PM
Guilty, my good sir!

TPBM, you stand accused of liking Belkar's personality! Shall you plead guilty, you cunning rogue?

2013-10-13, 03:28 PM
Guilty. It's hilarious to see.

TPBM stands accused of heresy due to not hearing of the Infinity Turtles.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-13, 03:32 PM
Guilty. I'll save you some time, your honour, I am not up to date on most pop culture. Especially of the "nerdish" variety. I see the appeal but my escapism is much less... well... less, your honour.

TPBM is guilt of Ninja-ing someone's post in the past

Laughing Dog
2013-10-13, 04:15 PM
Not Guilty. That said, if this Ninjas someone, that would be fitting.

TPBM is accused of of having been Ninja'd in the past.

2013-10-14, 04:45 AM

TPBM was confused by the coloring of my plead.

2013-10-14, 11:22 AM
Not guilty.

TPBM, you stand accused of infecting me with Doc Scratch disease, again! Wait, it appears that it gets canceled out when I say Doc Scratch, because they're both automatically white! Yay! Doc Scratch Doc Scratch Doc Scratch It works! Yaaay! Can I speak by modifying Doc Scratch? Let's see.... Doc Scrheyatch. Dangit! Well, just have 'ta wait for a cure, then.

2013-10-14, 12:56 PM
So very guilty. I named my character in Pokemon Y "Doc Scratch," and it must have transferred through the blogosphere to the central nerd diode of your frontal lobe and infected you with the disorder.

TPBM, you stand accused of not knowing who Doc Scratch is.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-14, 02:05 PM
Guilty. He had it coming.

TPBM should clip their fingernails by now

Laughing Dog
2013-10-15, 11:52 AM
Guilty. But I'll probably forget to.

TPBM is accused of not being guilty.:smalltongue::smallbiggrin:

2013-10-15, 06:01 PM
Guilty. I'm not guilty of not being guilty.

TPBM finds this all utterly contrived.

2013-10-16, 05:29 PM
Not guilty
it seems rather fun :smalltongue:

TPBM has not found the droids he/she was looking for

2013-10-16, 09:02 PM
Yeah, where are those things?

TPBM needs to get to 88 miles an hour.

Laughing Dog
2013-10-17, 07:36 AM
Not Guilty.

TPBM is accused of currently listening to music.

2013-10-17, 06:38 PM
Not Guilty.

TPBM is a butt.

2013-10-18, 01:07 AM
Uh, no.

TPBM is guilty of enjoying spoiling books, movies, ect.

@V I meant spoiling them for other people.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-18, 01:26 AM
Partially guilty

I don't "enjoy it", so to speak, but I have no problem with it. Sometimes I'll spoil the plot of something mostly because I'm antsy and impatient. But I'm here for the journey, not the destination.

TPBM is there for the destination

2013-10-23, 10:31 PM
Eh, it's fun to actually get there.

TPBM has a 'thing' for sentient dice like me. :smallwink:

2013-10-23, 10:54 PM
Uuhm... not... totally not guilty! Yes!

TPBM can't prove it! Well, not that it's true... BUT YOU CAN'T!

Laughing Dog
2013-10-25, 10:27 PM
Not Guilty. I can prove it, but I don't want to.

Ye whom posts below mineself is accused of something most foul. Ye art known to wants my typing to return to normal posthaste.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-25, 10:35 PM
Not guilty Hey, man, I'm not the one it's inconveniencing.

TPBM likes their eggs sunny side up or not at all.

2013-10-26, 10:53 PM
I'll have eggs in other ways.

TPBM is accused of being an enemy of the revolution.

2013-10-27, 02:11 AM
They're the home team! :smallwink::smallbiggrin:

TPBM opposes dragons

Laughing Dog
2013-10-27, 09:31 AM
When they are trying to kill me? Guilty. When they aren't? Not Guilty.

TPBM is confused.:smallconfused:

2013-11-16, 03:37 AM
Perpetually guilty, except when I'm not :smalltongue:.
In all seriousness, Guilty. Almost constantly.
TPBM is Not Guilty.

2013-11-16, 03:46 PM
Not guilty of being not guilty, which of course makes me guilty, though of what is uncertain

TPBM did not follow that last accusation

2013-11-16, 04:51 PM
Not guilty. It made perfect sense.
TPBM is guilty of being a... Shoe!

2013-11-20, 02:49 PM
Guilty! How did you know my Monopoly preference?

TPBM is guilty of linking things in their signature!

2013-11-20, 10:05 PM
Uh, no, of course not. I don't link things in my- look out, there's a bunch of bronies right behind you! *runs away*

TPBM is guilty of arson, murder, and jaywalking.

Laughing Dog
2013-11-20, 10:24 PM
Not Guilty. I don't jaywalk.:smallamused: I'm also not guilty of the other two.

TPBM is accused of knowing which trope I invoked, and will provide the link.

2013-12-17, 07:29 PM
Not guilty. I don't know how to link.
I also don't know the trope.
TPBM is accused of using too much white text.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-12-17, 07:35 PM
Partially guilty I wouldn't say "too much", but if the context calls for it I'll definitely use it.

TPBM is guilty of being a Scrooge

Nix Nihila
2013-12-18, 11:22 AM
Well, I'm not much of a miser, but occasionally I can be a bit of a misanthrope.

The person below me is charged with preparing their tea milk first and not warming the pot beforehand.

2013-12-18, 12:11 PM
Not guilty! What a horrible practice.

TPBM is guilty of drinking cut rate tea.

Laughing Dog
2013-12-18, 12:47 PM
Guilty, but only when I'm at work. At home I can drink better blends of tea.

TPBM stands accused of never playing one (or more) of the Fire Emblem games.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-12-18, 02:27 PM
Very guilty. Don't think I've ever even heard of it.

TPBM is guilty of primarily listening to game or film scores.

EDIT: Typo. My bad

2013-12-18, 05:25 PM
NOT GUILTY: I have not even heard of that, so I cannot listen to it.

TPBM is accused of liking M&Ms more than Skittles.

2013-12-18, 06:21 PM
Incredibly guilty. Skittles taste... I guess the closest word would be "fake".

TPBM enjoys the finer things in life to a fault.

2013-12-20, 11:44 PM
Not guilty! I would choose macaroni over a steak any day.

The accused is charged with being a fan of the Tenth Doctor. Guilty or not guilty?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-12-21, 12:22 AM
Very not guilty

Literally the only Doctor I actively dislike.

TPBM is accused of not even having a favourite Doctor

2013-12-21, 10:13 AM

TPBM will answer Not Guilty to this accusation. :smallbiggrin:

2013-12-21, 12:58 PM
Gui no, wait. Not G um... Can I plead the fifth?

TPBM enjoys typing "TPBM"

2013-12-22, 09:53 AM
Not Guilty It is hard for me to even remember the acronym, so impossible to type.

TBPM (wait no)

TPBM still enjoys bubble baths.

2013-12-22, 11:31 PM
Guilty. Do I need an explanation?

TPBM is accused of being scared after hearing about Jeff the Killer.

2013-12-24, 08:19 AM
Um, yeah, guilty. After reading it, the image had me fear the dark for quite a while. :smallredface:

TPBM is charged with watching the excellent Turnabout Storm video series.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-12-24, 05:50 PM
Not guilty Never even heard of it.

TPBM is accused of having a favourite album of 2013

2013-12-24, 07:03 PM
Not Guilty! I listen to video game music, and never full OSTs

TPBM is a cat owner. Or the possession of a cat. It's a little murky.

2013-12-26, 09:02 AM
Guilty I have one cat.

TPBM is accused of having tried to eat an insect.

Amidus Drexel
2013-12-26, 03:14 PM
Fried crickets are delicious, and mealworms aren't too bad. Guilty of trying and succeeding.

TPBM is guilty of contributing to heavy traffic today.

2013-12-27, 09:20 AM
NOT GUILTY, yesterday (when TPAM posted) I didn't go anywhere and today I took the train.

TPBM is an inveterate last minute present buyer.

2013-12-27, 06:32 PM
Guilty. I can never seem to do things in a good amount of time.

TPBM is a procrastinator like me.

2013-12-31, 05:11 PM
Guilty, I've even got the shirt.

TPBM is accused of using family members to keep their perpetually cold hands and/or feet warm.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-12-31, 11:52 PM
Not Guilty Weird question, buddy

TPBM is accused of reading more than ten books last year.

2014-01-02, 04:59 PM
Guilty, extremely so.

TPBM gets too emotionally invested in arguments on the internet.

2014-01-08, 05:26 PM
Not guilty. If someone tries to start an argument with me online, I simply concentrate on their username really hard and will them to vomit up their insides. That never works, so I just ignore them.

TPBM has a favorite GITP smiley.

2014-01-08, 05:35 PM
Guilty. It's this. :smallbiggrin:

The individual residing downward wrote the word "gullible" on the ceiling. Guilty or not guilty?

2014-01-12, 11:06 AM
Psudo-Guilty It all depends if you look up.

TPBM Is a pony.

2014-01-13, 12:58 PM
Not Guilty.

TPBM is a heffalump.

Laughing Dog
2014-01-13, 02:26 PM
Not Guilty. I don't even know what that is.

Person who comes below myself, you are accused of taking the last cookie from the jar. How do you plead?

2014-01-18, 05:53 PM
Lets just say it was good and leave it at that

TPBM is accused of having a male favorite among the order of the stick

2014-01-18, 06:39 PM
Does Vaarsuvius count?

TPBM is charged with being a brony! How do you plead?

2014-01-18, 06:59 PM
Not Guilty. Firstly, I do not use that label for myself. Secondly, it is not a crime. Thirdly, I've had enough of your snide insinuations. *punches in the face*

The Person Below Me has been asserting disingenuously. Guilty or not guilty?

2014-01-20, 02:14 PM
Not Guilty, at least recently.

TPBM is accused of enjoying soap operas.

2014-01-21, 04:21 AM
absolutely NOT guilty.

the next person is hereby accused of living where it is currently snowing

2014-01-21, 08:45 AM
Just Barely Not Guilty. It stopped snowing about five minutes before I saw TPAM's message.

TPBM is accused of using needless abbreviations when talking, typing, and texting.

2014-01-21, 05:07 PM

I accuse the next person to post of being on team Edward

2014-01-21, 05:21 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT GUILTY I am "Team Kill Twilight with a wooden butcher knife." :smallamused:

TPBM has dead batteries lying around their house.

Gnomish Wanderer
2014-01-22, 12:26 AM
Probably. I keep a lot of dead things lying around my house.

TPBM, You weren't creative today. o.o

2014-01-23, 02:41 PM
Guilty :c

TPBM likes big butts and they cannot lie!

2014-01-23, 06:37 PM
Big whats? I have never heard that word before in my life!

TPBM has existed, do not deny the truth.

Targ Collective
2014-01-25, 07:57 PM
Define 'existence'. Depending on what you mean by 'existent', could be guilty, could be not guilty.

TPBM has had a genuine experience with a spirit before.

2014-01-26, 12:05 AM
Not guilty.

Though I once encountered a magician, I did not see his companions.

TPBM has once decided to read the Necronomicon.

2014-01-26, 07:40 PM
Not guilty.
The next person is accused of snuggling with their kitty...

2014-01-26, 09:09 PM
Guilty *snuggles*

TPBM has a fondness for pickles.

Targ Collective
2014-01-26, 10:22 PM
How did you know?!?

TPBM is accused of having excellent taste in reading the Order of the Stick.

2014-01-27, 11:44 AM
Not Guilty. I have terrible taste. Reading the Order of the Stick is just an outlier.

TPBM is accused of cooking everything on high heat.

2014-01-27, 02:14 PM
I plead guilty, but only because I can't figure out my microwave.

TPBM likes to read fanfictions. Dirty, dirty fanfictions.

2014-01-27, 03:14 PM
if you mean dirty in the "lust" sense, not guilty. if you mean general violence, death, blood, then I have read some.

The next person is accused of leaving your Christmas decorations still up...

Targ Collective
2014-01-27, 08:03 PM
Not Guilty. I didn't *put* decorations up this year - I live alone so what's the point?

2014-02-01, 03:13 PM
Guilty of nothing.

TPBM is accused of needing to construct additional pylons.

Laughing Dog
2014-02-02, 05:34 PM
Not guilty. I do need, however, to build/train more Supply Dropzones/Internet Hackers/Black Markets, however.

TPBM knows which game I referenced there. Please inform the rest if you do!

2014-02-02, 08:19 PM
Not Guilty I have no idea.

TPBM has a working lava lamp.

2014-02-04, 06:58 PM
Not guilty. Not anymore.

TPBM sometime hum under their breath for no apparent particulary good reason.

Passive Pete
2014-02-04, 09:54 PM
. . . sigh. . . Guilty. . . But hey, it's usually the Rocky theme.

TPBM has been accused of only eating about 10% of all strawberries he eats. . . IT'S ALL EDIBLE.

2014-02-05, 12:34 AM
not guilty, I eat all but the leaves.
(random- i have a working and in use lava lamp!)

the next person is accused of having tomarrow's school/work closed due to snow or ice

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2014-02-05, 12:41 AM
Welp, I'm currently unemployed, and I live in good ol' Saskatchewan, where the buses run unless its -30 Celsius, and even then unless the wind drags it down to -60, and any townkids who wouldn't ride a bus are expected to show up anyway, and businesses won't even shut down period. Like, it's only a little cold, eh? So, Not Guilty.

TPBM stands accused of never finishing te pokedex! The professor would be ashamed!

2014-02-05, 01:49 AM
Not guilty I got all 151 of the things in Blue version (though I only borrowed the mew from a friend who got it).

TPBM stands accused of slaying dragons for their hoards, how do you plead?

2014-02-06, 02:24 PM
Not guilty, they taste so good when roasted in honey...mmmmm, hungry now

TPBM stands accused of liking pineapple on their pizza!

2014-02-06, 06:16 PM
Guilty! I love pineapple on pizza! But I don't like ham, which is what is usually paired with pineapple on pizza.

TPBM ate the last cookie.


2014-02-06, 06:43 PM
almost guilty. but was very tempted!

the next person is accused of being a major procrastinator
(if not, wanna do my homework? :smallbiggrin: )

2014-02-06, 10:05 PM
GUILTY. I will tell you about it. Tomorrow.

TPBM is good at math.

2014-02-07, 11:29 AM
Guilty. I figured out this one neat trick for exponents that I haven't seen anywhere else.
So imagine all the odd numbers.


Now imagine every possible exponential number.

1 squared, 2 squared, 3 squared, 4 squared, 5 squared, etc.
Which become 1, 4, 9, 16, 25.

Now take every odd number (starting with one) and add them together one at a time. and You will get,
1, 4, 9, 16, 25, etc.

So if you add odd numbers together in order, you can figure out the squared form of any number.

TPBM has been called gay (as an insult, not as a regard to sexuality).

2014-02-07, 12:34 PM
Guilty. I usually respond with "I'm also pretty and witty!"

TPBM stands accused of not getting any work done today.

2014-02-07, 05:10 PM
Not guilty! I revised some work, then went to orientation for my new work-study. Even worked on the train into the city, doing reading. Tonight, I have more reading to do.

I am busy busy busy!

TPBM took the cake.


v @ Zarae: :smallbiggrin:

2014-02-07, 10:42 PM
*mouth full of cake* not gulity :smallwink:

the next person is accused of not getting enough sleep

2014-02-07, 10:53 PM
Guilty always guilty.

The person below me is accused of the unforgivable crime of homebrewing!

2014-02-08, 09:35 AM
Oh what, just because I live in Missouri you think I make moonshine or meth? Not cool, bro.

TPBM is both white and nerdy.

2014-02-09, 09:43 PM
Guilty :smallbiggrin: *singing* Think I'm just too white and nerdy!

TPBM has read and liked The Great Gatsby.

2014-02-10, 04:09 AM
Not guilty. I haven't read or seen it.

TPBM has never given a small animal a tiny kiss.

2014-02-16, 07:32 PM
Not guilty, I used to kiss the top of my kittens head, until it grew up and started trying to claw my eyes out.

TPBM Has been attacked by a clawed animal sometime within the last week.

2014-02-17, 04:57 PM
technically not guilty, as my kitty hasnt attacked me.

the next person is accused of enjoying coffee for its own sake anytime (as opposed to a morning wake up)

2014-02-17, 05:11 PM
Nope! I don't drink coffee

TPBM is accused of existing in an interdimensional space.

2014-02-17, 05:36 PM
Guilty: the space the third and 17th dimensions.

TPBM is accused of having more than one of a specific meal any day this week.

2014-02-18, 11:10 AM
Guilty. Pizza is a staple!

TPBM is accused of having no culinary skill whatsoever.

2014-02-18, 04:24 PM
mostly guilty. about the only thing I can somewhat make good is cookies. otherwise I stink at cooking

the next person is accused of being crafty (literally, as in art kinds)

2014-02-21, 08:14 AM
Guilty: I even make art out of card games

TPBM is accused of living in the middle of nowhere

2014-02-21, 08:43 AM
Not guilty by reason of traffic noise.

TPBM is guilty of planning for the inevitable zombie outbreak.

2014-02-21, 10:13 AM
Guilty. I have a plan. It basically involves dying quickly.

TPBM is accused of putting the bop in the bopshebopshebop.

2014-03-01, 03:32 PM
Guilty. Bop ba shedooba ba dop dam doo!

TPBM is accused of reviving a thread.

2014-03-01, 04:28 PM
Not from true death, but yes I'm guilty of helping some threads.

TPBM has watched the Terminator vs Robocop Death Battle (if you haven't, do; it's amazing)

2014-03-01, 05:51 PM
Not guilty - yet.

TPBM is accused of having a favorite Freddie Wong vid.

Targ Collective
2014-03-08, 08:08 PM
Not guilty. I don't even know who that is.

TPBM is accused of helping me resurrect this thread.

2014-03-09, 04:19 AM
Not guilty, depending on how loosely one defines "recently." http://watchfree.me/66/w.png

2014-03-09, 10:37 AM
TPAM Is accused of not putting a "TPBM" line. Guilty.

Anyways, TPBM is accused of being on the east coast of the US.

2014-03-09, 11:32 AM
Possibly both guilty and not guilty. I'm on the East Coast of the Great Lakes but not of the full US.

TPBM is accused of being on the US South Coast.

Targ Collective
2014-03-09, 04:42 PM
Not Guilty. I'm a Brit.

TPBM is accused of oh look a penny!

2014-03-11, 11:02 PM
Guilty, I'm always picking up the shiny little things (or not so shiny, as the case may be :smalltongue:)!

TPBM is accused of knowing where all the left socks go but not telling anyone! :smallmad:

2014-03-12, 05:59 PM
Not guilty, or I'd have more socks.

TPBM is accused of knowing where the time goes.

2014-03-12, 07:38 PM
Not guilty, for who can say where the road goes, where the day flows, only time...

TPBM is guilty of watching the Nostalgia Critic!

2014-03-17, 10:26 AM
I can't remember if I do or not. Ask him he'd remember. (Guilty)

TPBM is guilty of forgetting to leave an accusation for the TPBT.

Targ Collective
2014-03-17, 12:54 PM

2014-03-17, 01:00 PM
Not guilty! Whatever it is, I didn't do it!

TPBM is accused of wearing green today!

2014-03-17, 03:12 PM
Strangely, Not Guilty. But I normally do.

TPBM is accused of having a lava lamp.

2014-03-17, 04:36 PM
Not guilty. The lava keeps melting its way out.

TPBM is accused of sometimes playing air guitar.

2014-03-17, 05:18 PM

TPBM is accused of saying not guilty.

2014-03-17, 07:51 PM
TPBM, You are accused of being a sweet tooth, and get hooked on candy easily.

Targ Collective
2014-03-18, 08:06 AM
Used to be very much guilty, as a kid. Oddly enough I seem to have lost interest in candy.

TPBM is accused of having done something he or she regrets once.

2014-03-18, 04:38 PM
Guilty. Might even be saying "Guilty" to this!

TPBM is accused of reading this.

2014-03-18, 08:01 PM
TPBM, you are accused of posting on this thread.

2014-03-19, 08:01 AM
Guilty, of course!
TPBM is accused of having never drank an Aloe Vera drink.

Targ Collective
2014-03-19, 08:33 AM
Guilty. I don't even know what they *are*.

TPBM is accused of never having listened to any of this excellent music.


2014-04-03, 08:29 PM
Guilty. (Must. Not. Click. Link.)

TPBM is accused of enjoying the new forum layout.

DJ Yung Crunk
2014-04-04, 04:56 AM
Guilty, your honour.

Vast improvement.

TPBM is accused of, at some time, frequenting TVTropes.

2014-04-08, 06:22 AM
Guilty. Every time I see a link to t.v. tropes I loose a few hours.

TPBM is accused of reading The Boys.

2014-04-21, 02:57 PM
Not Guilty! It was clearly The Hardy Boys!

TPBM has never read a book without pictures in his/her/their life!

2014-04-21, 07:12 PM
Not Guilty, school will do that for you. Although Slaughterhouse 5 does have a few.

TPBM is accused of sleeping at the wrong times.

Targ Collective
2014-04-22, 05:43 PM
depending on who's judging, either guilty or not guilty. I certainly have an irregular sleeping pattern.

Venetian Mask
2014-05-07, 02:20 PM
I am very guilty of nothing :smallamused:

TPBM is accused of being guilty

2014-05-08, 11:35 AM
I'm not guilty of being guilty!

TPBM is accused of gosh-awful munchkinnery.

Darius Midnite
2014-05-08, 01:32 PM
Lies and slander, you can't prove anything! *Jumps out of a window*

TPBM is accused of wearing way too much cologne.

2014-05-08, 02:33 PM
Not guilty. Your just smelling all the old/disabled people I help for a living.

TPBM has been charged with being living construct that has covered all but one limb in flesh to appear to qualify for disabled benefits.

2014-05-10, 11:10 AM
Ummm.... Not Guilty? Who would do that?

TPBM is accused of yelling "Objection!"

Venetian Mask
2014-05-10, 12:12 PM
OBJECTION! I am n-... Oh wait :smalleek:

TPBM is guilty of accusing the poster below him/her.

Targ Collective
2014-05-10, 03:49 PM
No I'm not. :p

Poster below me, you are not guilty of doing something unspeakable with a chicken. How do you plead?

2014-05-13, 12:32 PM
Guilty, anything I do with a chicken is unspeakable sense it cannot produce or comprehend speech and I'm certainly not going to speak about it.

TPBM has been seen leaving a purple/brown cloud behind whenever walking quickly.

Laughing Dog
2014-05-14, 11:22 AM
Not Guilty. The cloud is red!:smalltongue:

The Person Below Me is accused of killing a clown.

Venetian Mask
2014-05-14, 01:18 PM
Guilty, but c'mon, it's a clown, no court would ever convict me.

TPBM stands accused of wanting to convict me.

2014-05-16, 09:58 AM
Guilty! For Banjo is a clown, a veritable god of clowns, and seeks justice for his deceased disciple!

TBPM is accused of eating the leftover pizza I left in the fridge.

How could you, man? :smallfrown:

Targ Collective
2014-05-16, 07:15 PM
Me...? Nah, wasn't me. Not guilty.

TPBM is guilty of performing unspeakable acts with a common lemon. How do you plead?

2014-05-21, 06:30 PM
Mmmmmmammmmamammmm. Too. Sour. to. Speak. Guilty.

TPBM is accused of having to sound out the "m"'s in this post.

2014-05-22, 12:32 AM
Not guilty, though in fairness I read the second half of the post first, so I AM guilty of cheating.

Individual in a fixed position below me; you've had to read something at least five times before your brain would let the words make sense before.

DJ Yung Crunk
2014-05-22, 05:38 AM
Guilty, your honour. I do, in fact, live and breathe.

TPBM has had a song stuck in their head over several days.

Targ Collective
2014-05-22, 01:35 PM
Not guilty. It would be as bad as tinnitus, on a continual basis.

PBM, you are guilty of complaining about my poetic efforts in the Count to 50 thread.

2014-05-22, 05:16 PM
Not Guilty by virtue of not reading the count to 50 thread

The poster below me in accordance with Sigmar's holy ordinance is hearby accused of the practise of witchcraft in search of a man

2014-06-19, 06:11 PM
Not guilty! I'm not as light as a duck!

TPBM is accused of being accused!

2014-06-19, 07:23 PM
Innocent just to mess up logic.

TPBM is guilty of starting a food fight.

2014-06-23, 08:27 PM
Not guilty. Food near me doesn't stay uneaten long enough to be involved in a fight.

TPBM stands trial for either insulting the macaroni and cheese recipe of a whale, or understanding that reference. How do you plead?

Targ Collective
2014-06-23, 08:40 PM
Guilty of understanding that reference. haven't watched the show in some time though.

TPBM stands accused of horrible things in here. *points accusingly*

Laughing Dog
2014-06-24, 01:03 PM
Guilty *flays Targ alive*
*heals Targ afterwards.*
Tpbm stands accused of remembering this oft-forgotten line from the player's handbook (3.5 pg. 103): "Alignment is a tool for developing your character's identity. It is not a straightjacket for restricting your character."

2014-06-24, 03:33 PM
Not Guilty. To be honest, I hate D&D 3.5 (Pathfinder forever)

TPBM is accused of forgetting something!

2014-06-24, 03:56 PM
I do not remember commiting that crime. Not guilty.

TPBM is accused of thinking that "begs the question" means "raises the question". How do you plead?

2014-06-29, 02:41 PM
I never cared much for the difference. Guilty

TPBM is accused of having an awesome avatar. How do you plead?

2014-07-04, 12:18 PM
So. Hard. Question. To avoid having Dirtytabs hunt me down in my sleep- Guilty.

TPBM is accused of making their own avatar.

2014-07-12, 10:49 PM
Not guilty. While I have made avatars in the past, the one in current use is the work of the incomparable Smuchmuch.

Poster below, you stand accused of watching all the original Star Trek movies in one sitting. What do you have to say for yourself?

2014-07-13, 11:22 AM
Not Guilty. It took me two sittings.

TPBM, you stand trial for reading Erfworld. How do you plead?

2014-07-13, 12:22 PM
Guilty but not for some time over a year I am sure likely several.

The poster below me is accused of owning the books for at least 2 RPGs they have never played.

Guilty or Not Guilty

Septimus Faber
2014-07-13, 02:42 PM
Sadly, not guilty.

The person below me is accused of admitting to a cat-lover that they despise cats. Guilty or Not Guilty?

Targ Collective
2014-07-13, 10:34 PM
Definitely not guilty. I despise nothing.

Poster below me, you are accused of friendly contact with spirits - not necessarily sexual you understand, but friendly contact - in real life. How do you plead?

V Seriously? If you *are* trying to make contact let me know and I'll share a few pointers. Please be explicit about the type of contact you seek.

2014-07-14, 09:41 AM
Not Guilty. All my efforts to make contact have been futile to date.

TPBM is accused of owning multiple instruments that have not been played for over a year.

2014-07-16, 01:01 PM
Guilty: Banana Flute, Recorder, Keyboard, Maracas, Tambourine, Indian Clay Flute...

TPBM is accused of watching NASCAR.

2014-07-17, 09:58 PM
Guilty: Banana Flute, Recorder, Keyboard, Maracas, Tambourine, Indian Clay Flute...

TPBM is accused of watching NASCAR.

Guilty and proud of it.

TPBM is accused of choosing an avatar without understanding what it is.

2014-07-17, 11:41 PM
Not guilty: only someone that isn't a nerd wouldn't understand

TPBM is accused of having children

2014-07-18, 10:09 AM
Not Guilty. Never will be guilty.

TPBM is accused of listening to one song over and over until they were sick of it.

2014-07-18, 12:21 PM
Guilty. To memorize the presidents of the US in order.

TPBM is accused of saying "Guilty" or "Not Guilty" back to back. (Same one twice in a row)

Targ Collective
2014-07-18, 05:19 PM
Heh. Guilty I think.

TPBM is accused of physical embodiment in Service to Earth. How do you plead?

2014-07-18, 07:34 PM
I don't kno how to respond to that. I'll say guilty.

TPBM is guilty of owning every spider-man movie. Would you like to consult your lawyer before answering?

2014-07-18, 10:49 PM
Not Guilty. The bookshelves are too packed to fit movies too.

TPBM is accused of having lived one of the days of their life over and over again.

Targ Collective
2014-07-19, 12:35 PM
You mean reviewing memories? Sure, guilty. Groundhog-day style? Not guilty.

2014-07-20, 09:24 PM
Okay, this is awkward. I'll pitch in. TPBM is accused of buying a scourcebook without knowing what was in it.

2014-07-23, 12:10 PM
Not guilty. I don't buy sourcebooks.

TPBM is accused of having a YouTube channel with less than five subscribers.

2014-07-23, 12:13 PM
Fewer, but yes, Guilty. I don't post videos, I just use it to comment on them. Thanks to Google, I'm guilty twice over. :smallsigh:

TPBM stands trial for doing something foolish while drunk. How plead you?

2014-07-23, 11:05 PM
Not guilty. I've never drank those kinds of drinks once in my lifetime, and I plan on keeping it that way. (Although I recall that I drank bleach once, I think)

TPBM is guilty of reading the Paladin Academy (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?155008-Paladin-Academy-A-Playground-Inspired-Story). How do you plead?

Laughing Dog
2014-07-24, 07:43 PM
Not Guilty. That may change sometime in the future.

Person below myself, are you Not Guilty or Guilty of having seen a movie that was filmed more than ten years ago within the last month?

2014-07-25, 01:03 PM
Guilty, barely. The movie in question is from 2003, was watched almost an entire month ago, I don't usually watch movies and I came very close to not watching it at the time.

TPBM is accused of acquiring a sunburn while sleeping.

2014-07-26, 08:39 AM
Not Guilty. Although if I did sleep outside, during the day, without any shelter, I would be burned to a crisp.

TPBM is accused of taping over a webcam that is built-in to a computer.

Targ Collective
2014-07-26, 11:01 AM
Not guilty.

TPBM is accused of looking so deep into a fractal map of pi that they find the point where it repeats.

2014-07-26, 09:23 PM
Not guilty. I don't know or care what a fractal map is.

TPBM stands accused of buying something after seeing it on TV.

2014-07-27, 01:10 AM
Not guilty, I skip commercials, and don't watch infomercials.
As awesome as Billy Mays may have purportedly been.

TPBM is guilty of reading in the following spoiler! Shame on them!
I'm just kidding. You're a wonderful person, and I'm VERY glad you were the person below me.

2014-07-27, 04:37 AM

The poster below me is accused of posting in one of the creak pairings threads.

Guilty or Not Guilty

Targ Collective
2014-07-29, 02:58 AM
Not guilty. Don't even know what a creak pairing *is*. Do they resonate in harmony? Do the creaks go into discord? Ah, the mysteries...

2014-07-29, 07:15 AM
As I have come to expect. I am above reproach and none dare accuse me of trivial misdeeds.

The person below though... Their trivial misdeeds are numerous! What do you have to say for yourself?

2014-07-29, 06:17 PM
Not guilty. Something cannot be trivial if it causes meaningful harm to someone else and thus there is no such thing as a trivial misdeed.

TBPM is accused of starting false rumors.

2014-07-30, 07:49 AM
Guilty, but they were in jest. All the real rumors I spread are true.

You are accused of owning at least one reptile in your life.

2014-08-01, 11:42 AM
Not Guilty, although one would be cool.

TPBM, you are accused of watching a model aircraft sometime in your life, how do you plea?

Targ Collective
2014-08-01, 05:38 PM
Guilty. Had toy planes as a kid. They got chewed.

PBM, you are guilty of posting in this thread. I'm pretty sure. How do you plead?

2014-08-01, 10:06 PM
Not guilty. I have certainly posted to the thread, and my posts can be found on the thread, but I have not yet managed to find a way to get this blasted machine to actually upload living entities properly. Oh, alright, Guilty.

TPBM stands accused of at one point claiming to have solved a problem that remains classified as an open problem Today.

2014-08-03, 10:56 AM
Not guilty. I don't think a sudoku counts as a problem.

TPBM is accused of replying to this thread. How do you plead?

2014-08-03, 11:52 PM
Guilty. As you can see, I- *punch* *zap* *suplex into printer*

Terribly sorry. That was my evil opposite, Card Sharp. He stole my laptop and was going to post some crap on this thread. I stopped him just in time. As you can see, that wasn't me, so I'm NOT GUILTY.

TPBM is accused of being in league with Card Sharp.

2014-08-10, 11:26 PM
Guilty! And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling nerds and your pesky basket of puppies! :smallwink:

Forum user whose post falls to the bottom of my own, you are hereby accused of that most heinous of GM crimes: playing intelligent foes as you would a player character. How do you plead?

Laughing Dog
2014-08-11, 12:55 PM
Not Guilty.... Yet.
As I haven't GMed, in any case.

You whom posts next, I accuse ye of accidentaly using rules from one system when playing another.

2014-08-11, 05:31 PM
Not Guilty! It was no accident, I meant to do that.

The Crown will plainly show TPBM was caught red-handed showing feelings, showing feelings of an almost human nature! This will not do.

Targ Collective
2014-08-11, 05:47 PM

And if you try to stop me, I'll envelop you in a heart field of unconditional love until you give in. I'm not even joking.

TPBM, you're accused of needing a hug. *glomps*

How do you plead?

2014-08-11, 09:52 PM

Guilty, but don't touch me.

TPBM will need to answer to charges of consorting with costumed individuals in public on a day not officially recognized as a holiday.

2014-08-12, 04:12 AM
Guilty I have talked to cos-players.

TPBM is accused of accusing someone on this thread of something they are guilty of.

Guilty or Not Guilty

2014-08-12, 09:55 AM
Guilty, and through it I have protected this thread. Just read it. *points up*

TPBM is accused of shooting lasers from their face.

Targ Collective
2014-08-12, 10:47 AM
Not guilty. From my Light orb now...

TPBM stands accused of.... whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper... That's right, with a MELON. How do you plead?

2014-08-12, 09:06 PM
Guilty, and I'll have you know that fruit salad was the best I've ever tasted!

I accuse the wicked scoundrel below me of braking for tailgaters. How do you plead?

Laughing Dog
2014-08-12, 11:35 PM
Guilty and unrepentant

TPBM is accused of checking for white text.

2014-08-15, 05:22 PM
Umm... Not Guilty of absolutely nothing. Just kidding, very Guilty.

TPBM stands accused of wiki-walking on a frequent basis.

2014-08-16, 03:56 PM
Not Guilty.
I wiki-walk on an infrequent basis.

TPBM is accused of knowing what a Googlewhack is without looking it up now.

2014-08-16, 04:07 PM
Not guilty, your honor!

TPBM is accused of public yodeling. How do you plead?

Targ Collective
2014-08-16, 05:49 PM
Not guilty.

The poster Below me is accused of wishing me a Happy Birthday. How do you plead?

2014-08-16, 06:00 PM
Guilty. Happy Birthday good sir!

TPBM is guilty of deliberate meekness, sometimes.

2014-08-21, 05:12 PM
GUILTY and proud of it!

TPBM is accused of eating too much pie!

2014-08-21, 07:45 PM
Not guilty.

Unless you mean the pot or shepherd's variety in which case HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION!!

TPBM is accused of accessing these forums from the workplace.

2014-08-22, 04:53 PM
Not Guilty. If I could though, I would.

TPBM is accused of making robot sounds in the past month. How do you plea?

2014-08-25, 11:47 PM
Guilty. I was trying to imitate talking starlings, and they sound pretty darn robotic.

Person below, you murdered an innocent dragon. Guilty or not guilty?

2014-08-26, 12:50 AM
Not guilty. They flock to an evil god and must be shown the error of their ways or be cast down.

TPBM is charged with loving a song commonly thought of as being terrible. How do you plead?

2014-08-26, 08:32 AM
Guilty. I'm actually quite partial to Rosa Helikopter. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x3CCKaOlfU)

TPBM stands accused of at least one count of dancing in inappropriate places.

2014-08-26, 01:42 PM
Guilty, though in my defense there are no appropriate places for me to dance.

TPBM is accused of playing one or more wind instruments.

@V: Played well was not part of the accusation. Guilty!!

2014-08-29, 06:44 PM
Not Guilty, probably because you left out that I played them badly.

TPBM stands in the dock for reasons having to do with their frequent, casual use of dice - real ones.

2014-08-29, 07:59 PM
Guilty. But come on they sound so soothing when they rattle.

Defendant! You stand accused of Rick Rolling! How do you plead?

Targ Collective
2014-09-01, 01:25 AM
Not Guilty.

PBM, you stand accused of *whisperwhisperwhisper* indecently *whisperwhisperwhisper* children and animals *whisperwhisperwhisper* small meringues *whisperwhisperwhisper* in public places. How do you plead? Sicko?

2014-09-01, 02:29 PM
All right, you got me! I confess! I'm guilty of reporting strange men who indecently give bad legal advice to children and animals and making a bonfire of small meringues whilst walking barefoot in public places!

TPBM is accused of at least once enjoying a good cigar.

2014-09-01, 03:26 PM
Not Guilty. I don't smoke.

You stand accused of throwing wagons at people. Are you guilty or not?

2014-09-01, 03:54 PM
Not Guilty, your honor! I mean...have you seen me even TRY to even lift weights?

The accused, as alleged by the state, is charged with disrupting a public function.

2014-09-11, 05:39 AM
Guilty. Unrepentantly. Some functions deserve disruption.

The person who posts next is accused of encouraging others to wear funny hats. How do you plead?

2014-09-11, 09:54 PM
What do you think I am, a TF2 player? :smallamused:

Yes I am, but I'm still Innocent.

TPBM is accused of using ellipses (...) in their writing where they should have used a dash (-).

2014-09-11, 11:02 PM
FLAGRANTLY Guilty! Not only do I use them where I should use dashes, I use them in a multitude of OTHER places I shouldn't...I'm a regular William Shatner. D: It's a problem. I...I throw myself on the mercy of the court! :smallfrown:

TPBM is charged with deriving a degree of enjoyment, great or small, from listening to the music of Justin Beiber.

2014-09-12, 07:36 AM
NOT GUILTY! I wouldn't know it if it bit me.

TPBM is accused of being able to carry a tune.

2014-09-12, 11:39 AM
Alas! Clap me in irons and lock me away! Oh, woe betide this thrice-becursed musical heritage!

TPBM is accused of piracy (of any persuasion).

2014-09-16, 02:09 PM
Ugh...all right, all right, ya got me! Guilty! I've played Puzzle Pirates and I'm not ashamed to admit it! :P

TPBM stands accused of visiting a nude beach.

2014-09-17, 09:51 AM
Good god, no! What kind of man do you- wait, Puzzle Pirates? My childhood is back to haunt meeeee!

TPBM has been rewatching/replaying/rereading something blatantly childish purely for the sake of nostalgia.