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TBFProgrammer
2014-09-17, 12:20 PM
Not Guilty, nostalgia is not amongst the delusions that afflict me.

TPBM stands accused of standing whilst typing.

backwaterj
2014-09-17, 12:40 PM
You, sir, mistake me for someone who is not beset by chronic sloth.

TPBM is accused of reading any portion of a Twilight book.

somethingrandom
2014-09-17, 03:48 PM
Guilty but in my defense it was only the title your honer and regret doing so please have mercy

TPBM is accused of acussing another of something totally ridiculous.

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-18, 10:49 AM
Guilty. Easier to let the dog take the fall for eating half of that delicious fresh-baked apple pie in one sitting.

TPBM is accused of insulting someone extremely important to their face.

KazilDarkeye
2014-09-19, 01:02 PM
Not guilty, my good fellow. Better to wait until they're out of earshot. Of course it does depend a bit on your definition of 'extremely important'.

TPBM is accused of leaving the fridge door open overnight on occasion.

backwaterj
2014-09-19, 03:55 PM
Despite the temptation to MacGyver a makeshift air conditioner, not guilty.

TPBM is accused of accidentally enjoying K-Pop.

Dudeons
2014-09-20, 12:19 AM
Nah, not really. Now, J-pop, on the other hand...

TPBM has had more than one ponytar on this thread.

Orm-Embar
2014-09-20, 10:42 AM
Um, no. Maybe if I were better with the avatar thing.

TPBM is guilty of watching football. Or soccer, if that's what you call it.

CrimsonKnight
2014-09-20, 11:18 AM
Not guilty, I didn't watch it even during the World Cup.

TPBM is accused of setting their kitchen on fire at least once.

backwaterj
2014-09-20, 05:40 PM
Not guilty! It was merely the stove and part of the countertop!

TPBM is accused of reminding me of the man.

Dudeons
2014-09-20, 08:56 PM
I probably would do that; after all, I am...

:smallcool:

...the man.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/4c863cdc9f9efee9da70794dad87cb6a/tumblr_n90q8tBOJg1sxduo6o6_400.jpg

TPBM did not expect me to give a CSI-esque pun in this post.

Targ Collective
2014-09-23, 07:21 PM
Guilty. I expected something more original and less derivative on a thread of this quality.

PBM, you are accused of stealing coffee from our beloved Coffee Queen, EmeraldRose. The punishment for this is espresso poisoning. How do you plead?

Lheticus
2014-09-23, 08:07 PM
Not Guilty. I only questioned the wisdom of the level of her intake, I never stole a drop I swear! YOU'VE NO PROOF! *Making dramatic Phoenix Wright poses*

TPBM is charged with not being Jack Sparrow.

backwaterj
2014-09-23, 11:39 PM
Thankfully, guilty. Celebrity Edwards Wood and Scissorhands on the other hand . . . I plead the 5th.

PBM, you stand before this tribunal under the charges of stealing fire from the gods. How do you plead?

Castaras
2014-09-24, 07:28 AM
Does being the god of fire count as stealing fire from myself or not? :smallconfused:

I'm going to go with NOT GUILTY, CASE DISMISSED!

TPBM is accused of eating the last pie.

TBFProgrammer
2014-09-24, 06:48 PM
Guilty, if there is decent food available when I'm hungry, I eat it.

The poster below me stands accused of making a big deal out of eating despite living in a place where food is plentiful.

copycatcat
2014-09-24, 11:37 PM
Not Guilty

The Person Below Me has contemplated an extreme crime. They are accused!

backwaterj
2014-09-25, 12:17 AM
That depends: does treason count as extreme?

PBM, you stand accused of singing in the shower. Confess now and you may get a reduced sentence.

Drakeburn
2014-09-25, 10:29 PM
Not guilty. Never have, never will. (I'm kind of a quiet person anyways, so that is that)

TPBM is accused of accused of posting below my post! How do you plead?

copycatcat
2014-09-26, 09:26 PM
Guilty as charged.

The person below me stands accused of having edited a post in this subforum!

CrimsonKnight
2014-10-01, 04:55 PM
Guilty. I can has word order improper I need to fix on occasion.

TPBM stands accused of being a shameless flirt.

TBFProgrammer
2014-10-01, 11:24 PM
Not Guilty, not given to flirting enough to be categorized by it.

TPBM stands trial for never voting for an option that was not in the list presented to them.

Orm-Embar
2014-10-02, 07:12 AM
Not Guilty, because of all the times I've decided "None of the above" and declined to vote at all (never listed as one of the choices for some reason), put down a write-in candidate (Cthulhu, when the stars are right) or gone with the "tell us in the comments below" option.

TPBM reads webcomics.

backwaterj
2014-10-02, 05:27 PM
Guilty! Curse you Axe Cop!!!! *shakes fist in air*

TPBM stands accused of the atrocious crime of sampling grapes at the supermarket.

AvatarVecna
2014-10-03, 04:18 AM
Not guilty! I hate grapes, and raisins for that matter...although for some reason, I like other grape-flavored food...

TPBM! You stand accused of crying over the death of a celebrity! How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?!

CrimsonKnight
2014-10-04, 01:50 PM
Guilty. I regret nothing. *sob* But why did you have to be taken from us, Steve Irwin?

TPBM stands accused of blowing their microwave up.

Orm-Embar
2014-10-04, 02:49 PM
Not guilty! Although I did watch someone else do that once.

TPBM is guilty of harboring a CD collection.

Drakeburn
2014-10-04, 03:34 PM
Not guilty! 3 or 4 CDs don't qualify as a collection!

TPBM is guilty of playing Dungeons and Dragons! How do you plead?

AvatarVecna
2014-10-04, 05:59 PM
It's a fair cop; guilty!

The poster below me stands accused of using an excessive number of emoticons when texting!

copycatcat
2014-10-04, 10:44 PM
Not guilty!

The person below me must remain accused eternally until they answer whether they have enough of an affection for their avatar to name it!

Targ Collective
2014-10-05, 12:36 AM
Not Guilty. The avatar is named Targ Collective. I (on teh interwebs at least) am named Targ Collective. I am the avatar, in other words.

Drakeburn
2014-10-05, 12:45 AM
NOT GUILTY! I............... You didn't accuse me of anything, didn't you? :smallannoyed:

TPBM is guilty of reading my post.

TBFProgrammer
2014-10-05, 11:35 AM
Guilty, I read everything...

TPBM stands accused of skipping breakfast.

backwaterj
2014-10-05, 08:09 PM
I don't skip it. I just have . . . creative hours for eating it.

TPBM is accused of backyard cryptozoology.

AvatarVecna
2014-10-06, 12:09 AM
Not Guilty! I don't do anything in the backyard at all.

TPBM stands accused of revealing the recipe for Mystery Meat to those as-of-yet uninitiated into the secret cafeteria lady organization.

Lheticus
2014-10-06, 06:45 AM
Not Guilty, but that sounds like a really good idea.

TPBM is accused of failing to read the terms of service for an online game.

PersonofJid
2014-10-07, 06:46 PM
Guilty. Legalese makes my brain hurt.

TPBM is accused of skipping a class for whatever reason.

Drakeburn
2014-10-07, 07:27 PM
Not guilty. I'm a very punctual student.

TPBM is accused of clicking on my dragon eggs! How do you plead?

TBFProgrammer
2014-10-07, 08:08 PM
Not Guilty, sorry.

TPBM stands accused of preferring the Matrix' blue pill.

backwaterj
2014-10-08, 03:00 PM
Not guilty! I don't do drugs, especially ones freely given by strange men in trenchcoats.

TPBM is accused of manipulating the rules of any sort of game to his/her advantage.

Targ Collective
2014-10-14, 04:39 AM
Guilty. Any interaction with the rules in a game is a manipulation of them, and, if your purpose is to win, you must do that.

TPBM is accused oh look a shiny!

copycatcat
2014-10-14, 08:20 AM
Depends. What were you trying to accuse?

TPBM is accused of having less than eight letters in their name!

Lheticus
2014-10-14, 11:59 AM
Depends. If you mean my first name I'm Guilty, but if you mean my last name or both I'm Not Guilty.

TPBM stands accused of singin' in the rain.

backwaterj
2014-10-14, 01:34 PM
These are a few of my favorite things!!! *ahem* Guilty.

TPBM is accused of occasionally enjoying a good nap.

Modigar
2014-10-14, 03:05 PM
Very guilty.

TPBM: You are accused of spending too much time on RPGs.

FlameI7
2014-10-14, 04:58 PM
used to be guilty I've reformed I swear...

You stand accused of secretly having an interest in something that none of you friends like!

Targ Collective
2014-10-17, 12:31 AM
Guilty. However, it's a seecret.

PBM is accused of telling me a seeecret.

TBFProgrammer
2014-10-17, 03:38 PM
Not Guilty. :smalltongue:

TPBM is accused of attempting to entice someone into telling them a secret.

backwaterj
2014-10-17, 05:44 PM
Browbeat, threaten, extort? Sure. Entice? Never. :smallbiggrin:

TPBM is accused of third-degree insecticide.

PersonofJid
2014-10-18, 05:32 PM
I don't know what that is, but if it involves killing insects then I've probably done it. Guilty.

TPBM, you are accused of pulling a gaming all-nighter. How do you plead?

Haruki-kun
2014-10-19, 09:46 AM
Not Guilty, actually. The only all-nighters I've ever pulled were purely academic. I would love to stay all night gaming, but I really do value feeling rested the next day... Worst I've done is like 3 or 4 AM.

TPBM is accused of having eaten a cinnamon roll (cinnamon bun) without any icing.

SpeedWitch
2014-10-19, 11:43 PM
Not Guilty

Eat a roll WITHOUT icing? Are you crazy? No one would ever go through with it!

TPBM is guilty of having shouted the word "Objection!" at some point in their life.

Targ Collective
2014-10-20, 02:45 AM
I'm pretty sure Not Guilty. I'm not a lawyer.

TPBM is accused of just being here for the forums and never reading the comic. A heinous crime!

backwaterj
2014-10-20, 04:44 PM
Not this sexy shoeless god of war. :belkar:

TPBM is accused of gratuitous whistling.

Lheticus
2014-10-20, 06:21 PM
Oh, so Guilty. I have my own waiting song that I whistle while I'm waiting that I totally made up myself, even.

TPBM is accused of not knowing what the acronym "TPBM" stands for.

PersonofJid
2014-11-04, 06:24 PM
Not Guilty. I have known for quite a while now.

TPBM, you are guilty of thread necromancy.

copycatcat
2014-11-07, 09:56 PM
Not Guilty.

TPBM is accused of being guilty of exhibiting traits of eight of the smallsmilies all right when they post.

backwaterj
2014-11-10, 05:28 PM
Nope, seven. I counted.*

TPBM is accused of ignoring traffic laws whilst riding a bicycle.

*For those curious, in descending order of importance: Small Amused, Small Cool, Small Furious, Small Wink, Small Red Face, Small Tongue, and Small Big Grin.

Dudeons
2014-11-10, 06:44 PM
I've never even rode a bike in a city. Not Guilty

TPBM is accused of wanting my cane.

@V: Oh, it's magic alright. Unlike a staff, however, I do bartitsu (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELCBDtl-y4w) with it.

Lheticus
2014-11-10, 08:01 PM
Guilt--wait, you mean that's NOT a magic staff?! Your honor, I change my plea to Not Guilty! Stupid, deceptively cool looking cane tricking me like that...

TPBM is accused of gratuitous alliteration.

Orm-Embar
2014-11-12, 05:44 PM
Not Guilty. When I do it, that means it's not gratuitous.

TPBM, step forth! You are accused of engaging in fisticuffs at some time in the past. What do you have to say for yourself?

PersonofJid
2014-11-13, 04:05 PM
Guilty! I lost too. Can't say I didn't deserve it, though. I was a bit of a jerk.

TPBM, you are hearby charged with singing in public and it not being part of a planned performance. How do you plead?

Hbgplayer
2014-11-17, 03:51 PM
Not Guilty! It was planned. We just didn't tell anyone about it first.

TPBM, you've stolen my motivation to go to class today! What say you?

B-Man
2014-11-17, 11:02 PM
Guilty as charged, Your Honour. I needed that motivation to attend my classes, Your Honour.


TPBM, thou art accused of partaking in the act of posting adorable kittens on the Internet.

Targ Collective
2014-11-18, 01:30 AM
Not guilty. No adorable kittens have ageed to pose for me.

PBM, you're accused! And you know full well what of!

Laughing Dog
2014-11-18, 08:34 AM
Not Guilty! I am not a mind reader Targ, so no I do not know what you are accusing me of!

TPBM, You are accused of not knowing how to pet a cat! How do you plead to this most heinous of crimes?

Lheticus
2014-11-18, 03:59 PM
Guilty. Other than the usual general way to pet an animal, I was not in fact even aware there was a particular way to pet a cat. Sorry! >_<

TPBM stands accused of not being in a standing position right now.

Socratov
2014-11-19, 03:29 PM
GUILTY. AS. CHARGED! sitting lazily on my couch right now with laptop on my (surprise) lap.

The poster below me has a is no such things as a couch potato, and has just come home from doing some exercise.

IamL
2014-11-19, 04:43 PM
Guilty. Taekwondo is quite the aerobic exercise.

TPBM is a literal couch potato, existing in equal parts couch and potato.

backwaterj
2014-11-20, 07:19 PM
Not guilty! You are what you eat, and while I've eaten far more than my share of potatoes, I've barely eaten any couches at all. Therefore the parts are not equal and you must let me off on this technicality.

TPBM is accused of reading the end of a book before reading through the rest of it.

Haruki-kun
2014-11-20, 07:25 PM
Guilty. I don't do it anymore, though. :smallfrown:

TPBM is accused of getting really excited when a new Pixar movie is announced.

Acheron
2014-11-20, 08:24 PM
Not guilty. I'm not even sure what movies are made by Pixar. >_>

TPBM stands accused of having watched a show not in their native language within the past 48 hours.

IamL
2014-11-20, 10:07 PM
Guilty. German class is fun.

TPBM is accused of having watched a show so mind-bogglingly boring they wished it was not in their native language.

KuReshtin
2014-11-21, 08:04 AM
Guilty. Some Swedish documentaries are mind-numbingly boring.

TPBM stands accused, before this jusy of his/her peers, to have absent-mindedly stared out a window and dreamed of being in a place where the weather is a lot nicer in the past week.

Lheticus
2014-11-21, 05:10 PM
Not Guilty. Being in Florida, the weather never really gets worse than hard rain, and I don't mind that at all to be honest.

backwaterj
2014-11-21, 06:34 PM
I don't know what it is, but guilty as charged!

TPBM is accused of forgetting to make an accusation.

Acheron
2014-11-22, 09:22 PM
I am not guilty! How could I ever forget the accusation?

TPBM, you are accused to have consumed copious amounts of caffeinated drinks.

Hbgplayer
2014-11-29, 03:12 PM
I, er, I uh... Guilty. What can I say, I work the graveyard shift.

You fowl beast keep using a jack-hammer whilst I vainly try to sleep!

Dire Moose
2014-11-29, 03:59 PM
I've never used a jackhammer in my life. Besides, could I even operate one with these *holds up hooves*? Not Guilty!

TPBM has stolen from the cookie jar.

B-Man
2014-12-01, 09:42 PM
Not guilty! I've merely taken one cookie in the intention of replacing the cookie after I finish baking this batch!


Thou art accused of being a PC in this PvP zone!

Orm-Embar
2014-12-02, 01:54 PM
Not guilty - this is a PVE/RP area!

TPBM, you have visited a public aquarium and admired the sea creatures.

backwaterj
2014-12-02, 07:19 PM
Oh so very guilty! Cephalopods, why must you taunt me with your superior physiology and brainpower?!

TPBM is guilty of enjoying Thanksgiving leftovers for the past 4 days straight.

Lheticus
2014-12-02, 08:57 PM
Not guilty. Grandparents took way too much of the leftovers for mine to last that long. :(

TPBM stands accused of disrespecting the Funyarinpa. And that's practically blasphemous.

goto124
2014-12-27, 01:12 PM
How can I disrespect the Funyarinpa when I haven't even heard of it- oh. Uh oh.
Guility.

TPBM is accused of playing a Stupid Good character.

KuReshtin
2014-12-30, 06:30 AM
I profess that I am Not Guilty of this claim - I have played a Stupid 'Oooh, Shiny!' character though, which got the character into trouble on more than one occasion on account of always being distracted by shiny things.

TPBM stands before this jury of his/her peers, accused of being curious of why you're not supposed to remove the tags from a mattress.

Lady Serpentine
2014-12-30, 06:46 AM
...I wasn't before you asked. Bastard. :smalltongue:

TPBM, you are accused of devising a number of weaponized foodstuffs!

IZ42
2015-01-05, 03:20 PM
Not guilty, unless you count imagining shoving uncooked pasta into the various orifices of my brothers on occasion as such.


TPBM, do ye stand guilty of wanting to rob the world of kittens and hoard them for yourself?

Lheticus
2015-01-05, 05:48 PM
Not Guilty. It would mean no more internet kitten pictures, and I like those as much as the next guy.

TPBM stands accused of being totally innocent, which is the worst crime of all!

Also, I myself find myself guilty of gratuitous referencing.

Ridin'TheCrash
2015-01-07, 12:55 AM
Not Guilty?
TPBM Has been accused of spending way too much time on this forum
Just like the rest of us
Jury, what do you rule?

KuReshtin
2015-01-07, 09:34 AM
Tough question.
In general: Guilty!
Lately: Not Guilty!

I've been on these forums for about 8 years, so I've definitely spent a buttload of time here. However, I haven't been very active on the forums for the past 6 months or so.


TPBM stands accused of liking cats (the filthy demon-spawn that they are) more than dogs (our trusty companions).

Inevitability
2015-01-10, 11:13 AM
Guilty. I guess I just like cats?

TPBM, thou art accused of never having read a single one of the LotR books!

PurityIcekiller
2015-01-11, 03:02 PM
Not Guilty. I have read the entire trilogy and The Hobbit as well. The Fellowship of the Ring was kind of tedious, what with all the world-building exposition, but the other books made up for it.

The Person Below Me thinks of fictional characters in D&D terms (noting their class, alignment, ability scores, etc.). How do you plead?

Dudeons
2015-01-11, 03:18 PM
VERY Guilty! Although I use Mutants and Masterminds instead of D&D.

TPBM is accused of reading.

Lheticus
2015-01-11, 06:13 PM
Even MORE SO Very Guilty! I read ALL THE TIME! AND THERE'S NOTHING THIS COURT CAN DO TO STOP ME! MUAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHA!

TPBM stands accused of being a "playa hater."

goto124
2015-01-17, 07:33 PM
Not Guilty. I'm a 'playa hater hater'. Wait, does 'playa hater' mean 'person who hates metagamers and notsoroleplayers'?

Next poster is guilty of usually playing paladins!

Inevitability
2015-01-18, 07:18 AM
Not guilty. The closest I got to playing a paladin ever was a CE cleric who pretended to be one.

TPBM, you are guilty of having played Nethack once!

Targ Collective
2015-01-18, 11:41 AM
Not Guilty.

Played Nethack and Slash'Em several times, not just once. Never got into them though.

PBM, you are accused of not knowing what a yukshee spirit is without looking it up!

KuReshtin
2015-01-22, 04:14 AM
Totally and 100% GUILTY
And I still haven't looked it up.

TPBM stands accused of having owned, at some point in their life, a white car.

goto124
2015-01-25, 06:32 AM
Not guilty. I don't even have a car.

... why don't I have a car? *sob*

Next poster is guilty of posting in this thread!

Neli42
2015-01-26, 12:41 AM
I guess I'm guilty, but it's my first infraction, so I beg for a light sentence.

The next poster stands accused of having memorized the entirety of Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, French taunting, and bridgekeeper scenes.

SterlingAvenger
2015-01-26, 03:23 PM
Not Guilty, although not for lack of trying.

Next poster, you stand accused of excessive Sims playing, how do you plead?

goto124
2015-01-26, 09:30 PM
Not gulity. When was the last time I played it... maybe I should try the put people in a pond and remove the ladder thing...

TPBM is guilty of spending too much time on these forums!

Inevitability
2015-01-27, 04:01 PM
Guilty as charged.

TPBM is guilty of liking Questionable Content (the webcomic).

Acheron
2015-01-27, 05:33 PM
Guilty as charged, and I will not show any remorse.

TPBM, you are accused of exterminating dragons for sports!

Lheticus
2015-01-27, 07:56 PM
Guilty. It was in Guild Wars 2. And it was EPIC.

TPBM is charged with dismissing an argument on this forum without rational cause.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2015-03-08, 09:42 PM
Guilty, but the majority of arguments on forums aren't really rational to begin with.

TPBM is accused of .....this is kinda hard....ummmmm....... being up later than they should be!!!

goto124
2015-03-09, 10:24 AM
Gulity, though I often don't know when I'm supposed to be up...

TPBM is charged for playing a cleric!

Neli42
2015-03-09, 07:25 PM
Guilty. She was my first fully-developed character, but she died a while ago. My current characters are a barbarian sorceress and a (male) fighter rogue.

So, next poster, you stand accused of enjoying wordplay (i.e. puns and the like).

Lheticus
2015-03-09, 07:33 PM
Guilty. I even have a special name for particularly bad puns. I call them Chuggaconroy Puns.

TPBM is accused of misusing "whose" and "who's."

Silent Justice
2015-03-09, 09:19 PM
Not guilty! I would NEVER do such a horrid thing! How DARE you!

You've been mixing up in and out of character knowledge!

Trevortni
2015-03-10, 01:22 PM
Not Guilty. I am without character at the moment; therefore there is no knowledge to mix up.

TPBM, you stand accused of having eaten off of disposable dishware in avoidance of having to do the dishes!

Neli42
2015-03-10, 02:33 PM
Unabashedly guilty. And I have passed on this skill to my offspring.

You, O poster to follow, can't for the life of you figure out why we need both "toward" and "towards" in the English lexicon.

Targ Collective
2015-03-10, 04:37 PM
*Not guilty*

They are not *complete* synonyms.

TPBM, you are guilty of ugh what the hell are you doing...

goto124
2015-03-10, 08:00 PM
Guilty. What am I doing, wasting my life away in these forums? :P

TPBM stands accused of never typing out color codes!

Lheticus
2015-03-10, 08:25 PM
Guilty, but I mean...that's what the button up there is FOR!

TPBM is accused of purposely rhyming on inappropriate occasions.

Dudeons
2015-03-10, 08:39 PM
*please beatbox while reading the following for maximum enjoyment*

I was probably Guilty of it once in a while
But nobody respects my lyrical guile
See, when you're as white as me you're not allowed to rhyme
For if you try to spit you are lame sublime
Now I'm gonna talk to TPBM now, 'kay sunshine,
And ask them if they didn't beatbox to my lines?

*drops mic, pulls up hood, walks out*

Trevortni
2015-03-11, 11:21 AM
Not Guilty, by virtue of it all being in my head. As for what went on inside my head - well, you can't convict me for what I think, can you?

TPBM stands accused of being able and willing to.

Neli42
2015-03-19, 05:24 PM
*please beatbox while reading the following for maximum enjoyment*

I was probably Guilty of it once in a while
But nobody respects my lyrical guile
See, when you're as white as me you're not allowed to rhyme
For if you try to spit you are lame sublime
Now I'm gonna talk to TPBM now, 'kay sunshine,
And ask them if they didn't beatbox to my lines?

*drops mic, pulls up hood, walks out*
Dudeons, I so want to kiss you for that.

MIXED VERDICT.
Willing to do much that I am not able; able to do much that I am not willing to do. Willing AND able to do many, many things. :smalltongue:


YOU stand accused of consuming a pint of ice cream without assistance.

goto124
2015-03-21, 08:28 AM
Not Guilty I didn't even get a chance to have that much ice-cream at once. What happens when you live with 5 people.

TPBM is accused of spending more than 7 hours on the computer at a time!

Lheticus
2015-03-21, 10:27 AM
Guilty. I pretty much live at my computer.

TPBM is accused of enjoying, secretly or openly, a video game that is widely hated.

Elenna
2015-03-24, 08:35 PM
Not Guilty. I'm not really a video game person.

TPBM stands accused of posting on this forum when they really should have been working.

Trevortni
2015-03-25, 11:50 AM
I throw myself on the mercy of the court.

TPBM, you've mixed foods that normally don't go together just to shock people. Haven't you.

Inevitability
2015-03-25, 03:08 PM
How dare you imply that! I am not guilty!

TPBM is accused of having abused his power as a DM at least once.

goto124
2015-03-31, 08:33 PM
Does it count if it was accidental, and I was freaking out about the mystery getting resolved far earlier than usual due to player actions I'd somehow failed to anticipate? Still, [colour=amIsupposedToUseRedOrGreen]Guilty[/color]

TPBM is Guilty of railroading!

alaalba_123
2015-04-04, 08:18 PM
Does it count if as a player I knew where my (first-time) DM wanted the plot to go and took actions to make it happen when it wasn't what other players wanted because I knew it would be easier for the DM to handle? If so, then guilty on multiple instances for one campaign.

Tpbm is accused of playing Magic: the Gathering. How do you plead?

Trevortni
2015-04-04, 09:47 PM
I was in an experimental stage in college! Surely you can't hold it against me if I grew out of it?

TPBM, remember that you are under oath, of if not under oath, at least you can be honest because it doesn't truly matter. Do you, or do you not, have stuffed animals from when you were a child? That you still sleep with!

Neli42
2015-04-05, 11:43 PM
Ooh. Another MIXED VERDICT. I have them, but no longer sleep with them.

Hey! You there! 'Fess up, now. You have voluntarily watched Duck Dynasty, and enjoyed it.

goto124
2015-04-06, 04:45 AM
What's that? Not guilty.

Had I posted 1 post earlier, I would've been guilty. But penguins are so cute...

TPBM is guilty of not knowing which color to use for guilty or not guilty!

Lheticus
2015-04-06, 07:54 AM
Not Guilty. There, you see?

TPBM is charged with having a secret that, while harmless, is just plain WEIRD.

Inevitability
2015-04-06, 12:36 PM
Guilty... I guess. Not telling what it is though, both because it is a secret and it'd violate the forum rules.

TPBM is accused of liking the villains in OOTS better than the heroes!

KuReshtin
2015-04-07, 04:29 AM
Guilty and Not Guilty Some villains, you kind of root for, others.. not so much.

TPBM is accused of owning at least one article of clothing that depicts the flag of the country they are from.

Trevortni
2015-04-07, 11:33 AM
Not Guilty. Totally not my style.

TPBM, have you, or have you not, read a book that has been banned in one or more countries (excluding religious texts)?

Inevitability
2015-04-08, 01:48 AM
Maybe. Do excerpts count?

Elenna
2015-04-10, 03:50 AM
Um. TPBM, Guilty or Not Guilty of forgetting to post an accusation?

Inevitability
2015-04-10, 10:50 AM
Guilty... So sorry!

TPBM, you are accused of having cribbed answers of a test at least once!

Lheticus
2015-04-10, 12:10 PM
Guilty, but I mean...it was in first grade! And I never did it again! There's got to be some kind of statute of limitations here!

TPBM is guilty of believing that there is a statute of limitations on murder.

Neli42
2015-05-02, 01:44 AM
SO not guilty. That's one I've clearly understood since middle school. Don't ask...

And you, next poster, are guilty of being late for work at least once because you were snuggling with a furry mammal (dog/cat/hamster/etc.) longer than you should have been.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-02, 01:56 AM
Not Guilty, although I've been late getting home from work for that reason (I was taking care of a neighbour's cats while she was out of town).

As for the person below, they stand accused of murder, ecological vandalism, theft, enticement and trespassing. Guilty or not guilty?

Targ Collective
2015-05-02, 01:00 PM
No, I am not guilty of being Jack of the Beanstalk.

The poster below is accused of not getting the reference. And RIP, to a great man who made the reference possible.

Lheticus
2015-05-02, 01:32 PM
Not only am I Guilty, I don't even know what constitutes "ecological" vandalism. >_<

TPBM is guilty of knowing what ecological vandalism is and yet is refusing to explain it to me!

Silent_Interim
2015-05-02, 03:41 PM
Not guilty, but only by virtue of ignorance. If I did know, I wouldn't be telling you.

TPBM stands accused of not getting enough sleep because they were on the forum WAY too long last night.

Trevortni
2015-05-03, 10:18 AM
Not Guilty. My reason for not getting enough sleep has to do with a cute little guy who started crying for unknown reasons in the middle of the night.

TPBM stands accused of knowing what that's like.

Inevitability
2015-05-04, 02:35 PM
Not Guilty. Far too young for that sort of thing.

TPBM stands accused of having done something really stupid the day they reply to this!

Xihirli
2015-05-04, 05:48 PM
Not Guilty. Probably. What have I done today? I ate donuts, I gave gifts to my friends consisting of unhealthy snacks (soda and a cake pop), and learned about the Chinese Dynasties.
I think I'm pretty clean.

TPBM is GUILTY of being a human on a sunny day.

Take into account that the results of the Elf v. Human On A Rainy Day case has made our Sunny Day laws enforceable at any time, regardless of the sunnyness or dayness of the time of the arrest.

Silent_Interim
2015-05-04, 05:52 PM
Guilty as charged. What can I say, sometimes you just gotta polymorph into a human for a bit when the sun's out.

TPBM stands on trial for the crime of eating ice-cream while I'm not.

And I don't eat ice-cream very regularly at all.

Haruki-kun
2015-05-04, 09:17 PM
Guilty as of last night.

TPBM is accused of drinking decaf.

Inevitability
2015-05-05, 03:03 PM
Not Guilty... I believe.

TPBM is guilty of being not guilty of this! I like paradoxes, have a nice day.

Xihirli
2015-05-05, 03:36 PM
Guilty.

The person below me is guilty of overthinking the person above me's paradox.

Lheticus
2015-05-05, 08:23 PM
Not Guilty, I basically ignored it.

TPBM is accused of not knowing that Persona Q is out in the USA yet before I told them just now!

KuReshtin
2015-05-06, 06:21 AM
Totally and undeniably GUILTY! Mainly cause I don't have a clue what it is and am honestly not that interested in knowing.

TPBM stands accused before a jury of his peers of never having seen a dolphin or a seal in real life in their natural habitat (ie not in a zoo or other wildlife enclosure).

Inevitability
2015-05-06, 10:17 AM
Not guilty. I saw some seals on a boat trip once. No dolphins, though.

TPBM is accused of wearing two different socks!

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-06, 08:21 PM
Guilty, but who puts the same sock on both feet? You'd need either a really big sock or really small feet.

And the person below me killed our village's leader, Chin the Great. What do you have to say in your defence?

Trevortni
2015-05-07, 10:44 AM
Oh, come on, the guy was a tyrant! Also, he looked at me funny once! I would have totally been in my rights to do the job if TPBM hadn't gotten there first!

@V: Sigh.... in other words, Not Guilty by virtue of TPBM beating me to it.

Lheticus
2015-05-07, 12:15 PM
I don't even know what it is, but I didn't do it!

TPBM is accused of not even being a little annoyed when people forget to post an accusation in this thread.

Xihirli
2015-05-07, 02:22 PM
I DO NOT DENY THIS.

You're guilty of the following crimes:
Arson
Murder
Torture
Intimidation with a weapon
Murder
Attempted Murder
Ancillary to Murder
Accessory to Murder
Weapon to Murder
Assault
Battery
Barbering without a license.

How do you plead?

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-07, 04:39 PM
Not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, still not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, only of the electrical kind, and not guilty, respectively.

The person below stands/sits/floats accused of using excessive punning.

Inevitability
2015-05-08, 09:08 AM
Guilty. So, what PUNishment do I get? :smallbiggrin:

TPBM is guilty of actually liking my horrible joke!

Xihirli
2015-05-08, 03:11 PM
I am so innocent of that that you spontaneously combust.

TPBM is guilty of stabbing me.
*Gurk

Lheticus
2015-05-08, 04:37 PM
Wh...wh...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Not Guilty! I mean come on, it was YOU who stabbed ME! Only one of us here has any experience with bladed weapons, your honor!

TPBM is accused of colluding with Xihirli to frame me for a stabbing that Xihirli in fact committed! Against me!

Targ Collective
2015-05-09, 09:53 AM
Not Guilty and I furthermore present before the court evidence suggesting that Xihirili has, on multiple times, attempted to dictate another's actions. This is bad rp unless prearranged.

TPBM is accused of having a grudge against another poster here.

Xihirli
2015-05-09, 10:13 AM
Well... I didn't.

TPBM stands accused of jaywalking.

Inevitability
2015-05-09, 03:04 PM
Not guilty. Arson and murder, on the other hand...

TPBM is guilty of liking TV-tropes!

Trevortni
2015-05-10, 12:19 AM
Gui...

3 hours and 43 browser tabs later: Sorry, what was the question?

TPBM, you stand accused of using the last sheet without changing the roll. How do you plead?

Targ Collective
2015-05-10, 02:16 AM
Unabashedly GUILTY. I add before the court for consideration the additional crime of often leaving the new toilet roll on the toilet seat *itself* rather than bothering to get the old toilet roll off the holder. However, I plead that I am harming no one but myself by these heinous crimes as I live alone. Does this mean I must be imprisoned for my own protection? 'Cause I really hope not.

TPBM is accused of not knowing why electromagnets can be used to make permanent magnets. TPBM is further accused of knowing why no-one has yet figured out to use magnetoelectrics (the transmutation of magnetism into electricity) and knowing full well how to do this.

Xihirli
2015-05-10, 12:58 PM
I plead not guilty by virtue of not understanding what I'm accused of.

You are accused on three counts: Heresy by act, heresy by thought, heresy by deed, and heresy by word.
Four counts.

Lex-Kat
2015-05-14, 02:48 PM
Not Guilty, I think. Though I suppose some might think me a heretic for simply existing.... but who cares about them.

TPBM stands accused of thinking more with their heart than with their head in daily situations.

Guilty or Not Guilty.

KazilDarkeye
2015-07-03, 06:10 AM
Not guilty - as should be obvious I have no heart. Except for the one in a glass jar on my desk, but that one's not mine.

TPBM, I accuse you of being purple.

Lheticus
2015-07-03, 08:04 AM
Not Guilty. My favorite color is purple but it is gross exaggeration to say I AM purple.

TPBM stands accused of hating to lose.

Inevitability
2015-07-03, 01:01 PM
Not Guilty. Losing is part of life and should be accepted as such.

TPBM, you are accused of being directly responsible for splitting the party!

Lex-Kat
2015-07-03, 01:22 PM
Oh no, that wasn't me. I tried to keep the party going. Not guilty.

TPBM, you are accused of bathing in your brother's dirty bathwater, with bubbles.

Elenna
2015-07-03, 06:22 PM
Not Guilty by virtue of not having a brother. :smalltongue: (Also, do I really want to know the story behind this? :smalleek: )

TPBM, I hereby accuseth thee of enjoying speaking in Ye Olde Englishe!

smuchmuch
2015-07-04, 06:27 AM
Hell no, I find regular English frustrating enough as it is. Not guilty.

I hereby accuse TPBM of being a teatotaller
(for those who wouldn't know the meaning: someone who completely abstain from consumption of alcoolic beverages)

@V Hardly, since when anyone cares about that to actualy drink ? :smalltongue:

Inevitability
2015-07-04, 10:03 AM
Guilty? It depends; does being under legal drinking age count? :smalltongue:


I accuse TPBM of frequent and unnecessary use of smileys! :smallsmile:

Neli42
2015-07-10, 03:59 AM
So very NOT GUILTY. *whew* I use them quite sparingly, and they are never superfluous.

Oh, next poster...yes you. You are accused of picking things out of the carpet that the vacuum cleaner left behind, only to set them back on the carpet and attempting to vacuum them up again.

Xihirli
2015-07-10, 08:21 AM
See, now you're assuming I vacuum. My motto is; "use fire." Never leaves anything behind.

YOU ARE ACCUSED OF JAYWALKING!

Lex-Kat
2015-07-10, 08:39 AM
Guilty!! Yes, but how did you know I liked walking in a J? :smallconfused:

TPBM: I believe you "borrowed" something from your sibling, and it's time to give it back. :smallannoyed:

Lheticus
2015-07-10, 02:00 PM
Not Guilty, by virtue of being an only child.

TPBM stands accused of blatantly cribbing from another's muse. (aka plagiarism)

Neli42
2015-07-19, 10:07 PM
NOT GUILTY. And as an academic I cringe at the mere suggestion.

I'm pretty sure I heard that you, an adult, still enjoy gummy fruit snacks and the occasional juice box.

Xihirli
2015-07-19, 10:41 PM
Guilty. I also like Danimals. I'm not exactly an adult, but I'm old enough that it's childish.

You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church of Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. My old man said follow the... That's enough.

Lex-Kat
2015-07-20, 01:07 AM
:smallconfused: Innocent? I think?

Sir, Madam, or any variation thereof, did you or did you not bite the hand that you fed, offering up their soul in thanks for your life?

Prince Zahn
2015-07-20, 03:55 AM
Guilty as charged, biting the hand that feeds you is kind of how nobility and royalty works, luv.:smallwink: and if it happens to you, bite back, and harder :smalltongue:

TPBM, you are hereby accused of starting the fire (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g), how do you plead?

Lheticus
2015-07-20, 01:41 PM
Not Guilty. Your accusation is outrageous! Just because THEY didn't start the fire doesn't mean I did!

TPBM is charged with the following crimes: grand larceny of several metric tons of JELL-O and intent to sabotage the sewer system of this fair city.

Chunklets
2015-07-20, 07:48 PM
Not Guilty, on the grounds that it was a case of self-defense, Your Honour!


TPBM, you stand accused of having willfully mocked the hat worn by Lady Twiddlesworth while she was taking her after-breakfast constitutional, and furthermore of having thought unkind thoughts about her little doggie. How do you plead?

AvatarVecna
2015-07-20, 08:36 PM
Unsure verdict. I generally think unpleasant thoughts of people, especially those with ridiculous hats that take weird breaks after breakfast. On the other hand, I haven't heard of this lady, so I'm pretty sure I haven't directed any unpleasant thoughts at her or her dog specifically. Uh...I throw myself on the confused mercy of the court?

TPBM! You stand accused of putting the milk back in the fridge with a ludicrously small amount left in it! How do you plead to this most heinous of crimes?!

Lex-Kat
2015-07-20, 08:53 PM
Never! I always drink the last drop straight from the carton if it doesn't fit into my glass.

TPBM, I saw you, SAW YOU, at a Justin Bieber concert. How plead you?

Xihirli
2015-07-20, 09:33 PM
Innocent! I used Invisibility to sneak in without paying, you couldn't have seen me!
Oh, I mean I wasn't there.
Yeah.

TPBM doesn't trust me!

Cyber Punk
2015-07-21, 06:54 AM
Absurd! It's your avatar I don't trust, it looks like it has it out for me!

TPBM has spent the last few hours pillaging on giant turkey legs.

Inevitability
2015-07-21, 09:05 AM
Utter ridiculousness! I like my pillaging best next to giant turkey legs. Doing it on them would be dangerous; they are quite unsteady, you see.

TPBM!!!! You are accused of having used multiple exclamation marks after a sentence!!!!

Lex-Kat
2015-07-21, 09:54 AM
Blasphemy!!!! ..... :smallsigh: Okay, Guilty.

TPBM, I have heard rumors that you like to eat frosting alone in the dark, while whistling happy tunes to yourself.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-21, 11:11 AM
Not Guilty. eating frosting without cake is unfathomable, it's like eating eggs without the yolk.:smallyuk:


TPBM - if what I heard is true, then you butchered A Minor* recently. How do you plead?.:smalleek:
* The musical key/note of a song, not any them young'ns, to clarify.

Lheticus
2015-07-21, 11:31 AM
Not Guilty! I may not have a good singing voice, but I can still carry a tune better than anyone I know!

TPBM is charged with gratuitous consumption of chocolate with intent to incite jealousy.

Orm-Embar
2015-07-21, 08:12 PM
Not Guilty! When I eat chocolate, it's necessary, and also I'm happy to share.

Good morning, Worm, Your Honour! The Crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you (psst, that's you, TPBM) was caught red-handed not washing the undersides of the plates when they do the dishes!

Xihirli
2015-07-21, 09:48 PM
I use fire. I always get the whole plate. Why are you getting a firing squad ready?

TPBM is guilty of blowing things out of proportion.

AvatarVecna
2015-07-22, 03:26 AM
How dare you accuse me of such a thing! The impudence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall!

TPBM stands accused of...stealing their friends freshly cooked McDonalds fries. How do you plead?

Inevitability
2015-07-22, 06:33 AM
Not guilty. I'd never steal fries! Besides, McDonalds fries are cheap.

TPBM, thou art accused of preferring music from video games over 'normal' music!

Lheticus
2015-07-22, 07:47 AM
Guilty, and unrepentant at that!

TPBM is accused of having at some point in their life mixing up who Link and Zelda are.

Lex-Kat
2015-07-22, 11:31 AM
Oh completely innocent. *Eyeroll* I never understood how people got them confused.

TPBM, thinking of older video games, I'm willing to bet pixie dust that you never knew Mario had another girl to rescue before Princess Peach.

@V Correct! Here's your pixie dust. *Dusts with a small sprinkle*

AvatarVecna
2015-07-22, 11:51 AM
Innocent. I never learned her name, but the classic donkey kong game (the one with jumping over barrels) had a girl for Mario to save, and she wasn't blonde, so unless Peach's hair is dyed...

Anyway, TPBM stands accused of leaving a chore that needs doing for someone else to do.

Chunklets
2015-07-22, 02:08 PM
Oh, Guilty to that one, I must admit, and more than once! :D

TPBM is accused of sighing heavily, thinking dark thoughts, and going ahead and doing necessary chores that somebody else has inconsiderately left for them, instead of beating that somebody else with a stick.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-22, 03:39 PM
Yes, Chunklets, I certainly plead Guilty for being a victim in that respect.

TPBM, You are accused of loving fish for reasons that don't involve your nourishment.

Xihirli
2015-07-22, 04:57 PM
Okay, I like to fish catch-and-release. I torture fish for fun. What's the big deal?

TPBM is guilty of not associating the name "Pauline" with a post recently made on this thread.

Lex-Kat
2015-07-22, 07:26 PM
:smalltongue: It can't be me, I made the accusation.

TPBM, why did you do that thing. You know the thing you told me not to mention. :smalleek: I don't think I have to tell you it was wrong.

AvatarVecna
2015-07-22, 07:55 PM
You traitorous sprite, we had a deal! You weren't supposed to tell anybody about my hit-and-run with that chicken!

TPBM stands accused of...not rewinding a Blockbuster Video Cassette before returning it! How do you plead?

Prince Zahn
2015-07-22, 11:07 PM
Err...Cassettes are so outdated... Even if I did, the Statute of limitations has expired on your claim.


TPBM is accused of not knowing more than 2 lines of the Canadian national anthem, at best. (Googling it now would be cheating, and we will find out.)

goto124
2015-07-23, 01:35 AM
Er, yea, you're right. I'm not Canadian, for starters.

TPBM is guilty of not tying hir shoelaces properly!

Xihirli
2015-07-23, 07:57 AM
No, proper armor-maintenance is necessary for all of the careers I have undertaken. I know how to tie my shoes.

TPBM is abusive, demonic, insane, evil, deceitful, and bad at auto repair.

Inevitability
2015-07-23, 08:05 AM
Not Guilty. You said 'and', right? I'm only some of those things.

TPBM has, at one point in time, spoiled a plot point for a book, game, or movie that had at that point in time not been available for over six months.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-23, 09:55 AM
Not Guilty. I'm usually the one lagging behind on media stuff.:smallredface:

TPBM is guilty... For the sake of being guilty, I guess?

Orm-Embar
2015-07-23, 05:43 PM
Not Guilty! Because no regrets.

TPBM, however, is so very, very guilty.... of quoting movies at their friends on a frequent basis.

Drakeburn
2015-07-23, 11:04 PM
Not guilty! I rarely ever quote from movies very often.

TPBM is accused of sitting down as s/he is reading this post!

Xihirli
2015-07-23, 11:58 PM
I'm Reclining In Peace.

YOU KILLED LLOYD, YOU FRELLING SMEG! POTZBLITZ, I WILL HAVE YOUR ORGANS FOR THIS!

AvatarVecna
2015-07-24, 12:36 AM
:belkar: GUILTY AS CHARGED, AND PROUD OF IT :belkar:

TPBM is accused of eating more pizza than they know is good for them.

Inevitability
2015-07-24, 04:39 AM
Not guilty. I don't eat pizza that often.

TPBM is accused of pulling the lever (thereby killing one person) if he were to be put in the first variant of the Trolley Problem (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem#The_loop_variant).

Lex-Kat
2015-07-24, 07:54 AM
One, I hate philosophy. Two, yes I am guilty of believing that sacrificing the few, or in this case the one, is necessary to save the many, or in the case of the runaway trolley, five. Yes, I would do so even if it was a beloved relative, lover, or even a good friend. Yes, I would feel extremely guilty for doing so. Yes, I would likely have to be taken to a mental facility to be treated for new suicidal tendencies. Is the philosophy discussion over yet? :smallsigh:

TPBM, I accuse you of loving these kinds of questions.

Xihirli
2015-07-24, 09:14 AM
:belkar: GUILTY AS CHARGED, AND PROUD OF IT :belkar:

TPBM is accused of eating more pizza than they know is good for them.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0980.html

No, I don't like that sort of question. I haven't thought of it in years, actually.

If given the choice between owning your own Iron Man armor and being given magic powers, you would take the Iron Man armor even though you have no way to charge it when the reactor runs low.

Chunklets
2015-07-24, 09:20 AM
Not Guilty. Magical powers for me, all the way! Tony Stark's bank account, on the other hand, I would quite happily accept... :smallbiggrin:


TPBM is guilty of feeling strongly that wizards should wear tall pointy hats and robes with stars and planets on them.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-24, 11:36 AM
SOO NOT GUILTY that one! When Wizards execute their plans to rise to ultimate cosmic power, the fantasia, Merlin and Gandalf Uniforms are EXACTLY what the witch hunters will look out for!:smalltongue:


TPBM is guilty of peeking at the last page of a book to get a hint at how it ends.

@vv Certainly a relief that you stopped a moot post :smalltongue: also, it's pointless to read the last page early even if you did - every piece of writing you can imagine that's worth it's weight in paper is written in a way that simply peeking even 1 chapter ahead would leave the reader without any context, which in turn either opens more questions than answers or fails to satisfy the readers curiosity. The best thing to do with a storybook is read it in it's proper order. C'est tout.

Lheticus
2015-07-24, 11:42 AM
Not Guilty. Oh, I spoiler the heck of out everything, looking at the last page of a book just isn't an effective way to do it if you ask me.

TPBM is charged with gratuitous and intentional ninja'ing. That is to say, the forum post verb definition of the word.

^^ That was pretty much what I was about to say. Luckily I saw your answer previewed before I got ninja'ed.

Lex-Kat
2015-07-24, 12:56 PM
Guilty. But it was a long time ago, and it wasn't just me. It was an orgy of Kiss/Kill, and there was a lot of us on at the same time: Happyturtle, BRC, The Bushranger, Cassie, and I believe.... anyway, there was a lot of us.

TPBM, you are charged with not liking Blue Raspberry candy.

AvatarVecna
2015-07-24, 02:56 PM
Not guilty. Don't get me wrong, I don't like it much, but I hardly hate it.

TPBM stands accused of stealing some candy from a store when they were a kid.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-24, 04:11 PM
Not Guilty. when I wasn't even 10 years old yet, I hesitated for too long and almost got caught trying to steal in a candy store, I chickened out and never stole anything ever again.

TPBM, were you planning to do with those castanets what I think you were going to do with them?

RoTWS
2015-07-26, 07:53 PM
Not guilty.
TUBM has participated in a fistfight in the last month.

Lex-Kat
2015-07-27, 12:13 PM
TUBM? The user below me? :smallconfused:

Anyway, Completely, unilaterally, unequivocally, unanimously, unsubstantiatedly, irrevocably, not guilty. I abhor violence done upon my body, so why would I ever put myself in such a position to be physically hurt. Besides, I hit like.... someone who doesn't like to hit. (thought I'd say girl, didn't ya. :smalltongue:)

TPBM: I've heard that you have posters of Lindsey Lohan on your wall, and above your bed. Can I have one? :)

Inevitability
2015-07-28, 04:47 AM
Not Guilty. My walls are poster-free. Who's Lindsey Lohan, anyway?

TPBM, you are accused of compulsive phone-checking!

Prince Zahn
2015-07-28, 09:35 AM
GUILTY! with flying colors, might I add. I use my phone for a lot and I'm not ashamed to use a smartphone to it's fullest:smallsmile:

TPBM is guilty of the original sin: that's right, TPBM. YOU READ SOMETHING TODAY!.:smallfurious: :P

Xihirli
2015-07-28, 12:54 PM
Okay! Okay! I was the serpent! I was the one who convinced Eve to- Wait, what? Oh, read something today? Heavens, no!

TPBM is a selfish, unprincipled, LIAR!

AvatarVecna
2015-07-28, 02:31 PM
How dare you sir! While selfish I may be, and a damned dirty liar as well, I am not unprincipled! You wound me sir. Guess I'll need to just return the favor...

TPBM is accused of intentionally misusing a ladder in a retrospectively unsafe manner.

DungeonMaster77
2015-07-29, 08:31 AM
Guilty...just...guilty. I'm so sorry. (http://www.highfield.co.uk/x/i/hoh/health-safety/equipmemt/ladder3.gif) It was a poor decision on my part.

TPBM is guilty of not posting often enough to avoid being auto-lynched in a Werewolf Classic Game!

Lex-Kat
2015-07-29, 09:49 AM
In Classic? Oh no. Never. One or two other games where I forgot.... yes. But never in Classic.

TPBM: You are accused of never playing in Structured Games at all. You shall be lynched at midnight. :smallamused:

AvatarVecna
2015-07-29, 11:18 AM
Not guilty, although with the activity level in that last classic game, I can see why you'd think that...

TPBM stands accused of intentionally overtightening a container to make it difficult for others to open later.

KuReshtin
2015-07-31, 03:44 AM
Not Guilty. But now that you mention it, that sounds like a fun thing to try.

TPBM stands accused of being able to stop once they've popped.

Mythaos
2015-07-31, 08:20 AM
Um, Guilty? I think? Pretty sure I can.

TPBM is accused of abusing of abusing one or both of the two You-Wouldn't-Hit-Me rules; Glasses and Girl.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-31, 01:34 PM
Not Guilty. I'm generally everybody's friend, nobody tried to punch me since middle school, I don't see it coming anyway... Please don't hurt me. :smalleek:

TPBM is guilty of not being innocent.

Xihirli
2015-07-31, 02:17 PM
Guilty.

TPBM is innocent.

Orm-Embar
2015-07-31, 04:46 PM
Not Guilty. I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove anything.

TPBM is guilty of being a good tipper at bars and fine eating establishments.

AvatarVecna
2015-07-31, 06:14 PM
Guilty, and proud of it. If I feel the service provided was above-average, they get an above average tip; the only time I've ever given a tip lower than 10% was at 0%, for a laundry list of reasons (general unpleasant nature, never brought me my cornbread, got both my meal and my date's meal wrong the first time, and when a glass spilled when they were bringing the check, it didn't get cleaned up until another waiter was kind enough to bring us a stack of napkins).

TPBM is accused of cheating on their diet.

Lex-Kat
2015-07-31, 06:52 PM
*hides curly fries behind my back* :smalleek: Hey! How'd you know? Guilty.

TPBM is accused of using a stapler in an inappropriate manner.

Xihirli
2015-07-31, 09:59 PM
That's ridiculous. It's a tool, any way I use it is appropriate, whatever the police say!

TPBM is guilty of triple homicide.

AvatarVecna
2015-07-31, 11:05 PM
Guilty...I've almost definitely eaten three cows worth of burgers in my life.

TPBM is guilty of stealing somebody else's snack/dessert/whatever and blaming it on another person.

EDIT: I'm also guilty of breaking the 3 post rule, it seems.

Mythaos
2015-08-01, 02:27 AM
Not Guilty, thanks to that second part. Sometimes people get Almond Joys, and I get hungry for chocolate, and there's no other chocolate in the house, and then I'm still hungry for chocolate but there's none in the house anymore, and I just don't tell anyone, and half the time I never hear anything about it.

TPBM is accused of run-on sentences.

Chunklets
2015-08-01, 10:25 PM
Not Guilty! I am fully capable of committing a large variety of grammar errors, but I usually manage to avoid that one!


TPBM is of leaving important words out of sentences.

Inevitability
2015-08-02, 02:50 AM
Not guilty! And when I make that mistake I immediately correct it.

TPBM is accused of confusing 'there', 'they're', and 'their'.

Lheticus
2015-08-02, 07:30 AM
Not guilty. On the other hand, I do sometimes have trouble with who's and whose.

TPBM is charged with multiple counts of playing an MMO for an unhealthy consecutive duration of time in a single day.

Xihirli
2015-08-02, 03:42 PM
*Closes tab* I can quit whenever I want!

TPBM doesn't want to quit.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-02, 04:53 PM
not guilty! I avoid addicting games like the plague:smalltongue:

I accuse TPBM of not reading other people's signatures when browsing the forums.

somethingrandom
2015-08-02, 05:34 PM
Guilty I rarely read peoples signatures I don't know why.
The poster below me is accused of having played and enjoyed an rpg they would not expect the majority of role players to have heard of.

Mythaos
2015-08-02, 07:35 PM
Lessee... those three are big-name... that one's got a ton of nostalgics around the web... that one doesn't really count as RPG... what about that one? *googles* aand nope. Not Guilty.


TPBM is accused of following over 10 different webcomics in some way.

the_fennecfox
2015-08-02, 07:50 PM
not guilty. oots is the only one I actively follow. :smile:

I accuse TPBM of indulging in an unprecedented amount of Netflix.

AvatarVecna
2015-08-02, 10:53 PM
You can't prove a thing! Okay, maybe...

TPBM, you are accused of using acronyms more often than is strictly necessary.

Lex-Kat
2015-08-03, 01:48 AM
Innocent. I use acronyms only when necessary.

TPBM, you are accused of buying the last bag of sour patch kids at the store, forcing me to go elsewhere to feed my addiction. :smallannoyed: