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2014-09-17, 12:20 PM
Not Guilty, nostalgia is not amongst the delusions that afflict me.

TPBM stands accused of standing whilst typing.

2014-09-17, 12:40 PM
You, sir, mistake me for someone who is not beset by chronic sloth.

TPBM is accused of reading any portion of a Twilight book.

2014-09-17, 03:48 PM
Guilty but in my defense it was only the title your honer and regret doing so please have mercy

TPBM is accused of acussing another of something totally ridiculous.

2014-09-18, 10:49 AM
Guilty. Easier to let the dog take the fall for eating half of that delicious fresh-baked apple pie in one sitting.

TPBM is accused of insulting someone extremely important to their face.

2014-09-19, 01:02 PM
Not guilty, my good fellow. Better to wait until they're out of earshot. Of course it does depend a bit on your definition of 'extremely important'.

TPBM is accused of leaving the fridge door open overnight on occasion.

2014-09-19, 03:55 PM
Despite the temptation to MacGyver a makeshift air conditioner, not guilty.

TPBM is accused of accidentally enjoying K-Pop.

2014-09-20, 12:19 AM
Nah, not really. Now, J-pop, on the other hand...

TPBM has had more than one ponytar on this thread.

2014-09-20, 10:42 AM
Um, no. Maybe if I were better with the avatar thing.

TPBM is guilty of watching football. Or soccer, if that's what you call it.

2014-09-20, 11:18 AM
Not guilty, I didn't watch it even during the World Cup.

TPBM is accused of setting their kitchen on fire at least once.

2014-09-20, 05:40 PM
Not guilty! It was merely the stove and part of the countertop!

TPBM is accused of reminding me of the man.

2014-09-20, 08:56 PM
I probably would do that; after all, I am...


...the man.


TPBM did not expect me to give a CSI-esque pun in this post.

Targ Collective
2014-09-23, 07:21 PM
Guilty. I expected something more original and less derivative on a thread of this quality.

PBM, you are accused of stealing coffee from our beloved Coffee Queen, EmeraldRose. The punishment for this is espresso poisoning. How do you plead?

2014-09-23, 08:07 PM
Not Guilty. I only questioned the wisdom of the level of her intake, I never stole a drop I swear! YOU'VE NO PROOF! *Making dramatic Phoenix Wright poses*

TPBM is charged with not being Jack Sparrow.

2014-09-23, 11:39 PM
Thankfully, guilty. Celebrity Edwards Wood and Scissorhands on the other hand . . . I plead the 5th.

PBM, you stand before this tribunal under the charges of stealing fire from the gods. How do you plead?

2014-09-24, 07:28 AM
Does being the god of fire count as stealing fire from myself or not? :smallconfused:

I'm going to go with NOT GUILTY, CASE DISMISSED!

TPBM is accused of eating the last pie.

2014-09-24, 06:48 PM
Guilty, if there is decent food available when I'm hungry, I eat it.

The poster below me stands accused of making a big deal out of eating despite living in a place where food is plentiful.

2014-09-24, 11:37 PM
Not Guilty

The Person Below Me has contemplated an extreme crime. They are accused!

2014-09-25, 12:17 AM
That depends: does treason count as extreme?

PBM, you stand accused of singing in the shower. Confess now and you may get a reduced sentence.

2014-09-25, 10:29 PM
Not guilty. Never have, never will. (I'm kind of a quiet person anyways, so that is that)

TPBM is accused of accused of posting below my post! How do you plead?

2014-09-26, 09:26 PM
Guilty as charged.

The person below me stands accused of having edited a post in this subforum!

2014-10-01, 04:55 PM
Guilty. I can has word order improper I need to fix on occasion.

TPBM stands accused of being a shameless flirt.

2014-10-01, 11:24 PM
Not Guilty, not given to flirting enough to be categorized by it.

TPBM stands trial for never voting for an option that was not in the list presented to them.

2014-10-02, 07:12 AM
Not Guilty, because of all the times I've decided "None of the above" and declined to vote at all (never listed as one of the choices for some reason), put down a write-in candidate (Cthulhu, when the stars are right) or gone with the "tell us in the comments below" option.

TPBM reads webcomics.

2014-10-02, 05:27 PM
Guilty! Curse you Axe Cop!!!! *shakes fist in air*

TPBM stands accused of the atrocious crime of sampling grapes at the supermarket.

2014-10-03, 04:18 AM
Not guilty! I hate grapes, and raisins for that matter...although for some reason, I like other grape-flavored food...

TPBM! You stand accused of crying over the death of a celebrity! How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?!

2014-10-04, 01:50 PM
Guilty. I regret nothing. *sob* But why did you have to be taken from us, Steve Irwin?

TPBM stands accused of blowing their microwave up.

2014-10-04, 02:49 PM
Not guilty! Although I did watch someone else do that once.

TPBM is guilty of harboring a CD collection.

2014-10-04, 03:34 PM
Not guilty! 3 or 4 CDs don't qualify as a collection!

TPBM is guilty of playing Dungeons and Dragons! How do you plead?

2014-10-04, 05:59 PM
It's a fair cop; guilty!

The poster below me stands accused of using an excessive number of emoticons when texting!

2014-10-04, 10:44 PM
Not guilty!

The person below me must remain accused eternally until they answer whether they have enough of an affection for their avatar to name it!

Targ Collective
2014-10-05, 12:36 AM
Not Guilty. The avatar is named Targ Collective. I (on teh interwebs at least) am named Targ Collective. I am the avatar, in other words.

2014-10-05, 12:45 AM
NOT GUILTY! I............... You didn't accuse me of anything, didn't you? :smallannoyed:

TPBM is guilty of reading my post.

2014-10-05, 11:35 AM
Guilty, I read everything...

TPBM stands accused of skipping breakfast.

2014-10-05, 08:09 PM
I don't skip it. I just have . . . creative hours for eating it.

TPBM is accused of backyard cryptozoology.

2014-10-06, 12:09 AM
Not Guilty! I don't do anything in the backyard at all.

TPBM stands accused of revealing the recipe for Mystery Meat to those as-of-yet uninitiated into the secret cafeteria lady organization.

2014-10-06, 06:45 AM
Not Guilty, but that sounds like a really good idea.

TPBM is accused of failing to read the terms of service for an online game.

2014-10-07, 06:46 PM
Guilty. Legalese makes my brain hurt.

TPBM is accused of skipping a class for whatever reason.

2014-10-07, 07:27 PM
Not guilty. I'm a very punctual student.

TPBM is accused of clicking on my dragon eggs! How do you plead?

2014-10-07, 08:08 PM
Not Guilty, sorry.

TPBM stands accused of preferring the Matrix' blue pill.

2014-10-08, 03:00 PM
Not guilty! I don't do drugs, especially ones freely given by strange men in trenchcoats.

TPBM is accused of manipulating the rules of any sort of game to his/her advantage.

Targ Collective
2014-10-14, 04:39 AM
Guilty. Any interaction with the rules in a game is a manipulation of them, and, if your purpose is to win, you must do that.

TPBM is accused oh look a shiny!

2014-10-14, 08:20 AM
Depends. What were you trying to accuse?

TPBM is accused of having less than eight letters in their name!

2014-10-14, 11:59 AM
Depends. If you mean my first name I'm Guilty, but if you mean my last name or both I'm Not Guilty.

TPBM stands accused of singin' in the rain.

2014-10-14, 01:34 PM
These are a few of my favorite things!!! *ahem* Guilty.

TPBM is accused of occasionally enjoying a good nap.

2014-10-14, 03:05 PM
Very guilty.

TPBM: You are accused of spending too much time on RPGs.

2014-10-14, 04:58 PM
used to be guilty I've reformed I swear...

You stand accused of secretly having an interest in something that none of you friends like!

Targ Collective
2014-10-17, 12:31 AM
Guilty. However, it's a seecret.

PBM is accused of telling me a seeecret.

2014-10-17, 03:38 PM
Not Guilty. :smalltongue:

TPBM is accused of attempting to entice someone into telling them a secret.

2014-10-17, 05:44 PM
Browbeat, threaten, extort? Sure. Entice? Never. :smallbiggrin:

TPBM is accused of third-degree insecticide.

2014-10-18, 05:32 PM
I don't know what that is, but if it involves killing insects then I've probably done it. Guilty.

TPBM, you are accused of pulling a gaming all-nighter. How do you plead?

2014-10-19, 09:46 AM
Not Guilty, actually. The only all-nighters I've ever pulled were purely academic. I would love to stay all night gaming, but I really do value feeling rested the next day... Worst I've done is like 3 or 4 AM.

TPBM is accused of having eaten a cinnamon roll (cinnamon bun) without any icing.

2014-10-19, 11:43 PM
Not Guilty

Eat a roll WITHOUT icing? Are you crazy? No one would ever go through with it!

TPBM is guilty of having shouted the word "Objection!" at some point in their life.

Targ Collective
2014-10-20, 02:45 AM
I'm pretty sure Not Guilty. I'm not a lawyer.

TPBM is accused of just being here for the forums and never reading the comic. A heinous crime!

2014-10-20, 04:44 PM
Not this sexy shoeless god of war. :belkar:

TPBM is accused of gratuitous whistling.

2014-10-20, 06:21 PM
Oh, so Guilty. I have my own waiting song that I whistle while I'm waiting that I totally made up myself, even.

TPBM is accused of not knowing what the acronym "TPBM" stands for.

2014-11-04, 06:24 PM
Not Guilty. I have known for quite a while now.

TPBM, you are guilty of thread necromancy.

2014-11-07, 09:56 PM
Not Guilty.

TPBM is accused of being guilty of exhibiting traits of eight of the smallsmilies all right when they post.

2014-11-10, 05:28 PM
Nope, seven. I counted.*

TPBM is accused of ignoring traffic laws whilst riding a bicycle.

*For those curious, in descending order of importance: Small Amused, Small Cool, Small Furious, Small Wink, Small Red Face, Small Tongue, and Small Big Grin.

2014-11-10, 06:44 PM
I've never even rode a bike in a city. Not Guilty

TPBM is accused of wanting my cane.

@V: Oh, it's magic alright. Unlike a staff, however, I do bartitsu (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELCBDtl-y4w) with it.

2014-11-10, 08:01 PM
Guilt--wait, you mean that's NOT a magic staff?! Your honor, I change my plea to Not Guilty! Stupid, deceptively cool looking cane tricking me like that...

TPBM is accused of gratuitous alliteration.

2014-11-12, 05:44 PM
Not Guilty. When I do it, that means it's not gratuitous.

TPBM, step forth! You are accused of engaging in fisticuffs at some time in the past. What do you have to say for yourself?

2014-11-13, 04:05 PM
Guilty! I lost too. Can't say I didn't deserve it, though. I was a bit of a jerk.

TPBM, you are hearby charged with singing in public and it not being part of a planned performance. How do you plead?

2014-11-17, 03:51 PM
Not Guilty! It was planned. We just didn't tell anyone about it first.

TPBM, you've stolen my motivation to go to class today! What say you?

2014-11-17, 11:02 PM
Guilty as charged, Your Honour. I needed that motivation to attend my classes, Your Honour.

TPBM, thou art accused of partaking in the act of posting adorable kittens on the Internet.

Targ Collective
2014-11-18, 01:30 AM
Not guilty. No adorable kittens have ageed to pose for me.

PBM, you're accused! And you know full well what of!

Laughing Dog
2014-11-18, 08:34 AM
Not Guilty! I am not a mind reader Targ, so no I do not know what you are accusing me of!

TPBM, You are accused of not knowing how to pet a cat! How do you plead to this most heinous of crimes?

2014-11-18, 03:59 PM
Guilty. Other than the usual general way to pet an animal, I was not in fact even aware there was a particular way to pet a cat. Sorry! >_<

TPBM stands accused of not being in a standing position right now.

2014-11-19, 03:29 PM
GUILTY. AS. CHARGED! sitting lazily on my couch right now with laptop on my (surprise) lap.

The poster below me has a is no such things as a couch potato, and has just come home from doing some exercise.

2014-11-19, 04:43 PM
Guilty. Taekwondo is quite the aerobic exercise.

TPBM is a literal couch potato, existing in equal parts couch and potato.

2014-11-20, 07:19 PM
Not guilty! You are what you eat, and while I've eaten far more than my share of potatoes, I've barely eaten any couches at all. Therefore the parts are not equal and you must let me off on this technicality.

TPBM is accused of reading the end of a book before reading through the rest of it.

2014-11-20, 07:25 PM
Guilty. I don't do it anymore, though. :smallfrown:

TPBM is accused of getting really excited when a new Pixar movie is announced.

2014-11-20, 08:24 PM
Not guilty. I'm not even sure what movies are made by Pixar. >_>

TPBM stands accused of having watched a show not in their native language within the past 48 hours.

2014-11-20, 10:07 PM
Guilty. German class is fun.

TPBM is accused of having watched a show so mind-bogglingly boring they wished it was not in their native language.

2014-11-21, 08:04 AM
Guilty. Some Swedish documentaries are mind-numbingly boring.

TPBM stands accused, before this jusy of his/her peers, to have absent-mindedly stared out a window and dreamed of being in a place where the weather is a lot nicer in the past week.

2014-11-21, 05:10 PM
Not Guilty. Being in Florida, the weather never really gets worse than hard rain, and I don't mind that at all to be honest.

2014-11-21, 06:34 PM
I don't know what it is, but guilty as charged!

TPBM is accused of forgetting to make an accusation.

2014-11-22, 09:22 PM
I am not guilty! How could I ever forget the accusation?

TPBM, you are accused to have consumed copious amounts of caffeinated drinks.

2014-11-29, 03:12 PM
I, er, I uh... Guilty. What can I say, I work the graveyard shift.

You fowl beast keep using a jack-hammer whilst I vainly try to sleep!

Dire Moose
2014-11-29, 03:59 PM
I've never used a jackhammer in my life. Besides, could I even operate one with these *holds up hooves*? Not Guilty!

TPBM has stolen from the cookie jar.

2014-12-01, 09:42 PM
Not guilty! I've merely taken one cookie in the intention of replacing the cookie after I finish baking this batch!

Thou art accused of being a PC in this PvP zone!

2014-12-02, 01:54 PM
Not guilty - this is a PVE/RP area!

TPBM, you have visited a public aquarium and admired the sea creatures.

2014-12-02, 07:19 PM
Oh so very guilty! Cephalopods, why must you taunt me with your superior physiology and brainpower?!

TPBM is guilty of enjoying Thanksgiving leftovers for the past 4 days straight.

2014-12-02, 08:57 PM
Not guilty. Grandparents took way too much of the leftovers for mine to last that long. :(

TPBM stands accused of disrespecting the Funyarinpa. And that's practically blasphemous.

2014-12-27, 01:12 PM
How can I disrespect the Funyarinpa when I haven't even heard of it- oh. Uh oh.

TPBM is accused of playing a Stupid Good character.

2014-12-30, 06:30 AM
I profess that I am Not Guilty of this claim - I have played a Stupid 'Oooh, Shiny!' character though, which got the character into trouble on more than one occasion on account of always being distracted by shiny things.

TPBM stands before this jury of his/her peers, accused of being curious of why you're not supposed to remove the tags from a mattress.

Lady Serpentine
2014-12-30, 06:46 AM
...I wasn't before you asked. Bastard. :smalltongue:

TPBM, you are accused of devising a number of weaponized foodstuffs!

2015-01-05, 03:20 PM
Not guilty, unless you count imagining shoving uncooked pasta into the various orifices of my brothers on occasion as such.

TPBM, do ye stand guilty of wanting to rob the world of kittens and hoard them for yourself?

2015-01-05, 05:48 PM
Not Guilty. It would mean no more internet kitten pictures, and I like those as much as the next guy.

TPBM stands accused of being totally innocent, which is the worst crime of all!

Also, I myself find myself guilty of gratuitous referencing.

2015-01-07, 12:55 AM
Not Guilty?
TPBM Has been accused of spending way too much time on this forum
Just like the rest of us
Jury, what do you rule?

2015-01-07, 09:34 AM
Tough question.
In general: Guilty!
Lately: Not Guilty!

I've been on these forums for about 8 years, so I've definitely spent a buttload of time here. However, I haven't been very active on the forums for the past 6 months or so.

TPBM stands accused of liking cats (the filthy demon-spawn that they are) more than dogs (our trusty companions).

2015-01-10, 11:13 AM
Guilty. I guess I just like cats?

TPBM, thou art accused of never having read a single one of the LotR books!

2015-01-11, 03:02 PM
Not Guilty. I have read the entire trilogy and The Hobbit as well. The Fellowship of the Ring was kind of tedious, what with all the world-building exposition, but the other books made up for it.

The Person Below Me thinks of fictional characters in D&D terms (noting their class, alignment, ability scores, etc.). How do you plead?

2015-01-11, 03:18 PM
VERY Guilty! Although I use Mutants and Masterminds instead of D&D.

TPBM is accused of reading.

2015-01-11, 06:13 PM

TPBM stands accused of being a "playa hater."

2015-01-17, 07:33 PM
Not Guilty. I'm a 'playa hater hater'. Wait, does 'playa hater' mean 'person who hates metagamers and notsoroleplayers'?

Next poster is guilty of usually playing paladins!

2015-01-18, 07:18 AM
Not guilty. The closest I got to playing a paladin ever was a CE cleric who pretended to be one.

TPBM, you are guilty of having played Nethack once!

Targ Collective
2015-01-18, 11:41 AM
Not Guilty.

Played Nethack and Slash'Em several times, not just once. Never got into them though.

PBM, you are accused of not knowing what a yukshee spirit is without looking it up!

2015-01-22, 04:14 AM
Totally and 100% GUILTY
And I still haven't looked it up.

TPBM stands accused of having owned, at some point in their life, a white car.

2015-01-25, 06:32 AM
Not guilty. I don't even have a car.

... why don't I have a car? *sob*

Next poster is guilty of posting in this thread!

2015-01-26, 12:41 AM
I guess I'm guilty, but it's my first infraction, so I beg for a light sentence.

The next poster stands accused of having memorized the entirety of Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, French taunting, and bridgekeeper scenes.

2015-01-26, 03:23 PM
Not Guilty, although not for lack of trying.

Next poster, you stand accused of excessive Sims playing, how do you plead?

2015-01-26, 09:30 PM
Not gulity. When was the last time I played it... maybe I should try the put people in a pond and remove the ladder thing...

TPBM is guilty of spending too much time on these forums!

2015-01-27, 04:01 PM
Guilty as charged.

TPBM is guilty of liking Questionable Content (the webcomic).

2015-01-27, 05:33 PM
Guilty as charged, and I will not show any remorse.

TPBM, you are accused of exterminating dragons for sports!

2015-01-27, 07:56 PM
Guilty. It was in Guild Wars 2. And it was EPIC.

TPBM is charged with dismissing an argument on this forum without rational cause.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2015-03-08, 09:42 PM
Guilty, but the majority of arguments on forums aren't really rational to begin with.

TPBM is accused of .....this is kinda hard....ummmmm....... being up later than they should be!!!

2015-03-09, 10:24 AM
Gulity, though I often don't know when I'm supposed to be up...

TPBM is charged for playing a cleric!

2015-03-09, 07:25 PM
Guilty. She was my first fully-developed character, but she died a while ago. My current characters are a barbarian sorceress and a (male) fighter rogue.

So, next poster, you stand accused of enjoying wordplay (i.e. puns and the like).

2015-03-09, 07:33 PM
Guilty. I even have a special name for particularly bad puns. I call them Chuggaconroy Puns.

TPBM is accused of misusing "whose" and "who's."

Silent Justice
2015-03-09, 09:19 PM
Not guilty! I would NEVER do such a horrid thing! How DARE you!

You've been mixing up in and out of character knowledge!

2015-03-10, 01:22 PM
Not Guilty. I am without character at the moment; therefore there is no knowledge to mix up.

TPBM, you stand accused of having eaten off of disposable dishware in avoidance of having to do the dishes!

2015-03-10, 02:33 PM
Unabashedly guilty. And I have passed on this skill to my offspring.

You, O poster to follow, can't for the life of you figure out why we need both "toward" and "towards" in the English lexicon.

Targ Collective
2015-03-10, 04:37 PM
*Not guilty*

They are not *complete* synonyms.

TPBM, you are guilty of ugh what the hell are you doing...

2015-03-10, 08:00 PM
Guilty. What am I doing, wasting my life away in these forums? :P

TPBM stands accused of never typing out color codes!

2015-03-10, 08:25 PM
Guilty, but I mean...that's what the button up there is FOR!

TPBM is accused of purposely rhyming on inappropriate occasions.

2015-03-10, 08:39 PM
*please beatbox while reading the following for maximum enjoyment*

I was probably Guilty of it once in a while
But nobody respects my lyrical guile
See, when you're as white as me you're not allowed to rhyme
For if you try to spit you are lame sublime
Now I'm gonna talk to TPBM now, 'kay sunshine,
And ask them if they didn't beatbox to my lines?

*drops mic, pulls up hood, walks out*

2015-03-11, 11:21 AM
Not Guilty, by virtue of it all being in my head. As for what went on inside my head - well, you can't convict me for what I think, can you?

TPBM stands accused of being able and willing to.

2015-03-19, 05:24 PM
*please beatbox while reading the following for maximum enjoyment*

I was probably Guilty of it once in a while
But nobody respects my lyrical guile
See, when you're as white as me you're not allowed to rhyme
For if you try to spit you are lame sublime
Now I'm gonna talk to TPBM now, 'kay sunshine,
And ask them if they didn't beatbox to my lines?

*drops mic, pulls up hood, walks out*
Dudeons, I so want to kiss you for that.

Willing to do much that I am not able; able to do much that I am not willing to do. Willing AND able to do many, many things. :smalltongue:

YOU stand accused of consuming a pint of ice cream without assistance.

2015-03-21, 08:28 AM
Not Guilty I didn't even get a chance to have that much ice-cream at once. What happens when you live with 5 people.

TPBM is accused of spending more than 7 hours on the computer at a time!

2015-03-21, 10:27 AM
Guilty. I pretty much live at my computer.

TPBM is accused of enjoying, secretly or openly, a video game that is widely hated.

2015-03-24, 08:35 PM
Not Guilty. I'm not really a video game person.

TPBM stands accused of posting on this forum when they really should have been working.

2015-03-25, 11:50 AM
I throw myself on the mercy of the court.

TPBM, you've mixed foods that normally don't go together just to shock people. Haven't you.

2015-03-25, 03:08 PM
How dare you imply that! I am not guilty!

TPBM is accused of having abused his power as a DM at least once.

2015-03-31, 08:33 PM
Does it count if it was accidental, and I was freaking out about the mystery getting resolved far earlier than usual due to player actions I'd somehow failed to anticipate? Still, [colour=amIsupposedToUseRedOrGreen]Guilty[/color]

TPBM is Guilty of railroading!

2015-04-04, 08:18 PM
Does it count if as a player I knew where my (first-time) DM wanted the plot to go and took actions to make it happen when it wasn't what other players wanted because I knew it would be easier for the DM to handle? If so, then guilty on multiple instances for one campaign.

Tpbm is accused of playing Magic: the Gathering. How do you plead?

2015-04-04, 09:47 PM
I was in an experimental stage in college! Surely you can't hold it against me if I grew out of it?

TPBM, remember that you are under oath, of if not under oath, at least you can be honest because it doesn't truly matter. Do you, or do you not, have stuffed animals from when you were a child? That you still sleep with!

2015-04-05, 11:43 PM
Ooh. Another MIXED VERDICT. I have them, but no longer sleep with them.

Hey! You there! 'Fess up, now. You have voluntarily watched Duck Dynasty, and enjoyed it.

2015-04-06, 04:45 AM
What's that? Not guilty.

Had I posted 1 post earlier, I would've been guilty. But penguins are so cute...

TPBM is guilty of not knowing which color to use for guilty or not guilty!

2015-04-06, 07:54 AM
Not Guilty. There, you see?

TPBM is charged with having a secret that, while harmless, is just plain WEIRD.

2015-04-06, 12:36 PM
Guilty... I guess. Not telling what it is though, both because it is a secret and it'd violate the forum rules.

TPBM is accused of liking the villains in OOTS better than the heroes!

2015-04-07, 04:29 AM
Guilty and Not Guilty Some villains, you kind of root for, others.. not so much.

TPBM is accused of owning at least one article of clothing that depicts the flag of the country they are from.

2015-04-07, 11:33 AM
Not Guilty. Totally not my style.

TPBM, have you, or have you not, read a book that has been banned in one or more countries (excluding religious texts)?

2015-04-08, 01:48 AM
Maybe. Do excerpts count?

2015-04-10, 03:50 AM
Um. TPBM, Guilty or Not Guilty of forgetting to post an accusation?

2015-04-10, 10:50 AM
Guilty... So sorry!

TPBM, you are accused of having cribbed answers of a test at least once!

2015-04-10, 12:10 PM
Guilty, but I mean...it was in first grade! And I never did it again! There's got to be some kind of statute of limitations here!

TPBM is guilty of believing that there is a statute of limitations on murder.

2015-05-02, 01:44 AM
SO not guilty. That's one I've clearly understood since middle school. Don't ask...

And you, next poster, are guilty of being late for work at least once because you were snuggling with a furry mammal (dog/cat/hamster/etc.) longer than you should have been.

2015-05-02, 01:56 AM
Not Guilty, although I've been late getting home from work for that reason (I was taking care of a neighbour's cats while she was out of town).

As for the person below, they stand accused of murder, ecological vandalism, theft, enticement and trespassing. Guilty or not guilty?

Targ Collective
2015-05-02, 01:00 PM
No, I am not guilty of being Jack of the Beanstalk.

The poster below is accused of not getting the reference. And RIP, to a great man who made the reference possible.

2015-05-02, 01:32 PM
Not only am I Guilty, I don't even know what constitutes "ecological" vandalism. >_<

TPBM is guilty of knowing what ecological vandalism is and yet is refusing to explain it to me!

2015-05-02, 03:41 PM
Not guilty, but only by virtue of ignorance. If I did know, I wouldn't be telling you.

TPBM stands accused of not getting enough sleep because they were on the forum WAY too long last night.

2015-05-03, 10:18 AM
Not Guilty. My reason for not getting enough sleep has to do with a cute little guy who started crying for unknown reasons in the middle of the night.

TPBM stands accused of knowing what that's like.

2015-05-04, 02:35 PM
Not Guilty. Far too young for that sort of thing.

TPBM stands accused of having done something really stupid the day they reply to this!

2015-05-04, 05:48 PM
Not Guilty. Probably. What have I done today? I ate donuts, I gave gifts to my friends consisting of unhealthy snacks (soda and a cake pop), and learned about the Chinese Dynasties.
I think I'm pretty clean.

TPBM is GUILTY of being a human on a sunny day.

Take into account that the results of the Elf v. Human On A Rainy Day case has made our Sunny Day laws enforceable at any time, regardless of the sunnyness or dayness of the time of the arrest.

2015-05-04, 05:52 PM
Guilty as charged. What can I say, sometimes you just gotta polymorph into a human for a bit when the sun's out.

TPBM stands on trial for the crime of eating ice-cream while I'm not.

And I don't eat ice-cream very regularly at all.

2015-05-04, 09:17 PM
Guilty as of last night.

TPBM is accused of drinking decaf.

2015-05-05, 03:03 PM
Not Guilty... I believe.

TPBM is guilty of being not guilty of this! I like paradoxes, have a nice day.

2015-05-05, 03:36 PM

The person below me is guilty of overthinking the person above me's paradox.

2015-05-05, 08:23 PM
Not Guilty, I basically ignored it.

TPBM is accused of not knowing that Persona Q is out in the USA yet before I told them just now!

2015-05-06, 06:21 AM
Totally and undeniably GUILTY! Mainly cause I don't have a clue what it is and am honestly not that interested in knowing.

TPBM stands accused before a jury of his peers of never having seen a dolphin or a seal in real life in their natural habitat (ie not in a zoo or other wildlife enclosure).

2015-05-06, 10:17 AM
Not guilty. I saw some seals on a boat trip once. No dolphins, though.

TPBM is accused of wearing two different socks!

2015-05-06, 08:21 PM
Guilty, but who puts the same sock on both feet? You'd need either a really big sock or really small feet.

And the person below me killed our village's leader, Chin the Great. What do you have to say in your defence?

2015-05-07, 10:44 AM
Oh, come on, the guy was a tyrant! Also, he looked at me funny once! I would have totally been in my rights to do the job if TPBM hadn't gotten there first!

@V: Sigh.... in other words, Not Guilty by virtue of TPBM beating me to it.

2015-05-07, 12:15 PM
I don't even know what it is, but I didn't do it!

TPBM is accused of not even being a little annoyed when people forget to post an accusation in this thread.

2015-05-07, 02:22 PM

You're guilty of the following crimes:
Intimidation with a weapon
Attempted Murder
Ancillary to Murder
Accessory to Murder
Weapon to Murder
Barbering without a license.

How do you plead?

2015-05-07, 04:39 PM
Not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, still not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, only of the electrical kind, and not guilty, respectively.

The person below stands/sits/floats accused of using excessive punning.

2015-05-08, 09:08 AM
Guilty. So, what PUNishment do I get? :smallbiggrin:

TPBM is guilty of actually liking my horrible joke!

2015-05-08, 03:11 PM
I am so innocent of that that you spontaneously combust.

TPBM is guilty of stabbing me.

2015-05-08, 04:37 PM
Wh...wh...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Not Guilty! I mean come on, it was YOU who stabbed ME! Only one of us here has any experience with bladed weapons, your honor!

TPBM is accused of colluding with Xihirli to frame me for a stabbing that Xihirli in fact committed! Against me!

Targ Collective
2015-05-09, 09:53 AM
Not Guilty and I furthermore present before the court evidence suggesting that Xihirili has, on multiple times, attempted to dictate another's actions. This is bad rp unless prearranged.

TPBM is accused of having a grudge against another poster here.

2015-05-09, 10:13 AM
Well... I didn't.

TPBM stands accused of jaywalking.

2015-05-09, 03:04 PM
Not guilty. Arson and murder, on the other hand...

TPBM is guilty of liking TV-tropes!

2015-05-10, 12:19 AM

3 hours and 43 browser tabs later: Sorry, what was the question?

TPBM, you stand accused of using the last sheet without changing the roll. How do you plead?

Targ Collective
2015-05-10, 02:16 AM
Unabashedly GUILTY. I add before the court for consideration the additional crime of often leaving the new toilet roll on the toilet seat *itself* rather than bothering to get the old toilet roll off the holder. However, I plead that I am harming no one but myself by these heinous crimes as I live alone. Does this mean I must be imprisoned for my own protection? 'Cause I really hope not.

TPBM is accused of not knowing why electromagnets can be used to make permanent magnets. TPBM is further accused of knowing why no-one has yet figured out to use magnetoelectrics (the transmutation of magnetism into electricity) and knowing full well how to do this.

2015-05-10, 12:58 PM
I plead not guilty by virtue of not understanding what I'm accused of.

You are accused on three counts: Heresy by act, heresy by thought, heresy by deed, and heresy by word.
Four counts.

2015-05-14, 02:48 PM
Not Guilty, I think. Though I suppose some might think me a heretic for simply existing.... but who cares about them.

TPBM stands accused of thinking more with their heart than with their head in daily situations.

Guilty or Not Guilty.

2015-07-03, 06:10 AM
Not guilty - as should be obvious I have no heart. Except for the one in a glass jar on my desk, but that one's not mine.

TPBM, I accuse you of being purple.

2015-07-03, 08:04 AM
Not Guilty. My favorite color is purple but it is gross exaggeration to say I AM purple.

TPBM stands accused of hating to lose.

2015-07-03, 01:01 PM
Not Guilty. Losing is part of life and should be accepted as such.

TPBM, you are accused of being directly responsible for splitting the party!

2015-07-03, 01:22 PM
Oh no, that wasn't me. I tried to keep the party going. Not guilty.

TPBM, you are accused of bathing in your brother's dirty bathwater, with bubbles.

2015-07-03, 06:22 PM
Not Guilty by virtue of not having a brother. :smalltongue: (Also, do I really want to know the story behind this? :smalleek: )

TPBM, I hereby accuseth thee of enjoying speaking in Ye Olde Englishe!

2015-07-04, 06:27 AM
Hell no, I find regular English frustrating enough as it is. Not guilty.

I hereby accuse TPBM of being a teatotaller
(for those who wouldn't know the meaning: someone who completely abstain from consumption of alcoolic beverages)

@V Hardly, since when anyone cares about that to actualy drink ? :smalltongue:

2015-07-04, 10:03 AM
Guilty? It depends; does being under legal drinking age count? :smalltongue:

I accuse TPBM of frequent and unnecessary use of smileys! :smallsmile:

2015-07-10, 03:59 AM
So very NOT GUILTY. *whew* I use them quite sparingly, and they are never superfluous.

Oh, next poster...yes you. You are accused of picking things out of the carpet that the vacuum cleaner left behind, only to set them back on the carpet and attempting to vacuum them up again.

2015-07-10, 08:21 AM
See, now you're assuming I vacuum. My motto is; "use fire." Never leaves anything behind.


2015-07-10, 08:39 AM
Guilty!! Yes, but how did you know I liked walking in a J? :smallconfused:

TPBM: I believe you "borrowed" something from your sibling, and it's time to give it back. :smallannoyed:

2015-07-10, 02:00 PM
Not Guilty, by virtue of being an only child.

TPBM stands accused of blatantly cribbing from another's muse. (aka plagiarism)

2015-07-19, 10:07 PM
NOT GUILTY. And as an academic I cringe at the mere suggestion.

I'm pretty sure I heard that you, an adult, still enjoy gummy fruit snacks and the occasional juice box.

2015-07-19, 10:41 PM
Guilty. I also like Danimals. I'm not exactly an adult, but I'm old enough that it's childish.

You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church of Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. My old man said follow the... That's enough.

2015-07-20, 01:07 AM
:smallconfused: Innocent? I think?

Sir, Madam, or any variation thereof, did you or did you not bite the hand that you fed, offering up their soul in thanks for your life?

Prince Zahn
2015-07-20, 03:55 AM
Guilty as charged, biting the hand that feeds you is kind of how nobility and royalty works, luv.:smallwink: and if it happens to you, bite back, and harder :smalltongue:

TPBM, you are hereby accused of starting the fire (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g), how do you plead?

2015-07-20, 01:41 PM
Not Guilty. Your accusation is outrageous! Just because THEY didn't start the fire doesn't mean I did!

TPBM is charged with the following crimes: grand larceny of several metric tons of JELL-O and intent to sabotage the sewer system of this fair city.

2015-07-20, 07:48 PM
Not Guilty, on the grounds that it was a case of self-defense, Your Honour!

TPBM, you stand accused of having willfully mocked the hat worn by Lady Twiddlesworth while she was taking her after-breakfast constitutional, and furthermore of having thought unkind thoughts about her little doggie. How do you plead?

2015-07-20, 08:36 PM
Unsure verdict. I generally think unpleasant thoughts of people, especially those with ridiculous hats that take weird breaks after breakfast. On the other hand, I haven't heard of this lady, so I'm pretty sure I haven't directed any unpleasant thoughts at her or her dog specifically. Uh...I throw myself on the confused mercy of the court?

TPBM! You stand accused of putting the milk back in the fridge with a ludicrously small amount left in it! How do you plead to this most heinous of crimes?!

2015-07-20, 08:53 PM
Never! I always drink the last drop straight from the carton if it doesn't fit into my glass.

TPBM, I saw you, SAW YOU, at a Justin Bieber concert. How plead you?

2015-07-20, 09:33 PM
Innocent! I used Invisibility to sneak in without paying, you couldn't have seen me!
Oh, I mean I wasn't there.

TPBM doesn't trust me!

Cyber Punk
2015-07-21, 06:54 AM
Absurd! It's your avatar I don't trust, it looks like it has it out for me!

TPBM has spent the last few hours pillaging on giant turkey legs.

2015-07-21, 09:05 AM
Utter ridiculousness! I like my pillaging best next to giant turkey legs. Doing it on them would be dangerous; they are quite unsteady, you see.

TPBM!!!! You are accused of having used multiple exclamation marks after a sentence!!!!

2015-07-21, 09:54 AM
Blasphemy!!!! ..... :smallsigh: Okay, Guilty.

TPBM, I have heard rumors that you like to eat frosting alone in the dark, while whistling happy tunes to yourself.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-21, 11:11 AM
Not Guilty. eating frosting without cake is unfathomable, it's like eating eggs without the yolk.:smallyuk:

TPBM - if what I heard is true, then you butchered A Minor* recently. How do you plead?.:smalleek:
* The musical key/note of a song, not any them young'ns, to clarify.

2015-07-21, 11:31 AM
Not Guilty! I may not have a good singing voice, but I can still carry a tune better than anyone I know!

TPBM is charged with gratuitous consumption of chocolate with intent to incite jealousy.

2015-07-21, 08:12 PM
Not Guilty! When I eat chocolate, it's necessary, and also I'm happy to share.

Good morning, Worm, Your Honour! The Crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you (psst, that's you, TPBM) was caught red-handed not washing the undersides of the plates when they do the dishes!

2015-07-21, 09:48 PM
I use fire. I always get the whole plate. Why are you getting a firing squad ready?

TPBM is guilty of blowing things out of proportion.

2015-07-22, 03:26 AM
How dare you accuse me of such a thing! The impudence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall!

TPBM stands accused of...stealing their friends freshly cooked McDonalds fries. How do you plead?

2015-07-22, 06:33 AM
Not guilty. I'd never steal fries! Besides, McDonalds fries are cheap.

TPBM, thou art accused of preferring music from video games over 'normal' music!

2015-07-22, 07:47 AM
Guilty, and unrepentant at that!

TPBM is accused of having at some point in their life mixing up who Link and Zelda are.

2015-07-22, 11:31 AM
Oh completely innocent. *Eyeroll* I never understood how people got them confused.

TPBM, thinking of older video games, I'm willing to bet pixie dust that you never knew Mario had another girl to rescue before Princess Peach.

@V Correct! Here's your pixie dust. *Dusts with a small sprinkle*

2015-07-22, 11:51 AM
Innocent. I never learned her name, but the classic donkey kong game (the one with jumping over barrels) had a girl for Mario to save, and she wasn't blonde, so unless Peach's hair is dyed...

Anyway, TPBM stands accused of leaving a chore that needs doing for someone else to do.

2015-07-22, 02:08 PM
Oh, Guilty to that one, I must admit, and more than once! :D

TPBM is accused of sighing heavily, thinking dark thoughts, and going ahead and doing necessary chores that somebody else has inconsiderately left for them, instead of beating that somebody else with a stick.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-22, 03:39 PM
Yes, Chunklets, I certainly plead Guilty for being a victim in that respect.

TPBM, You are accused of loving fish for reasons that don't involve your nourishment.

2015-07-22, 04:57 PM
Okay, I like to fish catch-and-release. I torture fish for fun. What's the big deal?

TPBM is guilty of not associating the name "Pauline" with a post recently made on this thread.

2015-07-22, 07:26 PM
:smalltongue: It can't be me, I made the accusation.

TPBM, why did you do that thing. You know the thing you told me not to mention. :smalleek: I don't think I have to tell you it was wrong.

2015-07-22, 07:55 PM
You traitorous sprite, we had a deal! You weren't supposed to tell anybody about my hit-and-run with that chicken!

TPBM stands accused of...not rewinding a Blockbuster Video Cassette before returning it! How do you plead?

Prince Zahn
2015-07-22, 11:07 PM
Err...Cassettes are so outdated... Even if I did, the Statute of limitations has expired on your claim.

TPBM is accused of not knowing more than 2 lines of the Canadian national anthem, at best. (Googling it now would be cheating, and we will find out.)

2015-07-23, 01:35 AM
Er, yea, you're right. I'm not Canadian, for starters.

TPBM is guilty of not tying hir shoelaces properly!

2015-07-23, 07:57 AM
No, proper armor-maintenance is necessary for all of the careers I have undertaken. I know how to tie my shoes.

TPBM is abusive, demonic, insane, evil, deceitful, and bad at auto repair.

2015-07-23, 08:05 AM
Not Guilty. You said 'and', right? I'm only some of those things.

TPBM has, at one point in time, spoiled a plot point for a book, game, or movie that had at that point in time not been available for over six months.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-23, 09:55 AM
Not Guilty. I'm usually the one lagging behind on media stuff.:smallredface:

TPBM is guilty... For the sake of being guilty, I guess?

2015-07-23, 05:43 PM
Not Guilty! Because no regrets.

TPBM, however, is so very, very guilty.... of quoting movies at their friends on a frequent basis.

2015-07-23, 11:04 PM
Not guilty! I rarely ever quote from movies very often.

TPBM is accused of sitting down as s/he is reading this post!

2015-07-23, 11:58 PM
I'm Reclining In Peace.


2015-07-24, 12:36 AM

TPBM is accused of eating more pizza than they know is good for them.

2015-07-24, 04:39 AM
Not guilty. I don't eat pizza that often.

TPBM is accused of pulling the lever (thereby killing one person) if he were to be put in the first variant of the Trolley Problem (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem#The_loop_variant).

2015-07-24, 07:54 AM
One, I hate philosophy. Two, yes I am guilty of believing that sacrificing the few, or in this case the one, is necessary to save the many, or in the case of the runaway trolley, five. Yes, I would do so even if it was a beloved relative, lover, or even a good friend. Yes, I would feel extremely guilty for doing so. Yes, I would likely have to be taken to a mental facility to be treated for new suicidal tendencies. Is the philosophy discussion over yet? :smallsigh:

TPBM, I accuse you of loving these kinds of questions.

2015-07-24, 09:14 AM

TPBM is accused of eating more pizza than they know is good for them.


No, I don't like that sort of question. I haven't thought of it in years, actually.

If given the choice between owning your own Iron Man armor and being given magic powers, you would take the Iron Man armor even though you have no way to charge it when the reactor runs low.

2015-07-24, 09:20 AM
Not Guilty. Magical powers for me, all the way! Tony Stark's bank account, on the other hand, I would quite happily accept... :smallbiggrin:

TPBM is guilty of feeling strongly that wizards should wear tall pointy hats and robes with stars and planets on them.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-24, 11:36 AM
SOO NOT GUILTY that one! When Wizards execute their plans to rise to ultimate cosmic power, the fantasia, Merlin and Gandalf Uniforms are EXACTLY what the witch hunters will look out for!:smalltongue:

TPBM is guilty of peeking at the last page of a book to get a hint at how it ends.

@vv Certainly a relief that you stopped a moot post :smalltongue: also, it's pointless to read the last page early even if you did - every piece of writing you can imagine that's worth it's weight in paper is written in a way that simply peeking even 1 chapter ahead would leave the reader without any context, which in turn either opens more questions than answers or fails to satisfy the readers curiosity. The best thing to do with a storybook is read it in it's proper order. C'est tout.

2015-07-24, 11:42 AM
Not Guilty. Oh, I spoiler the heck of out everything, looking at the last page of a book just isn't an effective way to do it if you ask me.

TPBM is charged with gratuitous and intentional ninja'ing. That is to say, the forum post verb definition of the word.

^^ That was pretty much what I was about to say. Luckily I saw your answer previewed before I got ninja'ed.

2015-07-24, 12:56 PM
Guilty. But it was a long time ago, and it wasn't just me. It was an orgy of Kiss/Kill, and there was a lot of us on at the same time: Happyturtle, BRC, The Bushranger, Cassie, and I believe.... anyway, there was a lot of us.

TPBM, you are charged with not liking Blue Raspberry candy.

2015-07-24, 02:56 PM
Not guilty. Don't get me wrong, I don't like it much, but I hardly hate it.

TPBM stands accused of stealing some candy from a store when they were a kid.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-24, 04:11 PM
Not Guilty. when I wasn't even 10 years old yet, I hesitated for too long and almost got caught trying to steal in a candy store, I chickened out and never stole anything ever again.

TPBM, were you planning to do with those castanets what I think you were going to do with them?

2015-07-26, 07:53 PM
Not guilty.
TUBM has participated in a fistfight in the last month.

2015-07-27, 12:13 PM
TUBM? The user below me? :smallconfused:

Anyway, Completely, unilaterally, unequivocally, unanimously, unsubstantiatedly, irrevocably, not guilty. I abhor violence done upon my body, so why would I ever put myself in such a position to be physically hurt. Besides, I hit like.... someone who doesn't like to hit. (thought I'd say girl, didn't ya. :smalltongue:)

TPBM: I've heard that you have posters of Lindsey Lohan on your wall, and above your bed. Can I have one? :)

2015-07-28, 04:47 AM
Not Guilty. My walls are poster-free. Who's Lindsey Lohan, anyway?

TPBM, you are accused of compulsive phone-checking!

Prince Zahn
2015-07-28, 09:35 AM
GUILTY! with flying colors, might I add. I use my phone for a lot and I'm not ashamed to use a smartphone to it's fullest:smallsmile:

TPBM is guilty of the original sin: that's right, TPBM. YOU READ SOMETHING TODAY!.:smallfurious: :P

2015-07-28, 12:54 PM
Okay! Okay! I was the serpent! I was the one who convinced Eve to- Wait, what? Oh, read something today? Heavens, no!

TPBM is a selfish, unprincipled, LIAR!

2015-07-28, 02:31 PM
How dare you sir! While selfish I may be, and a damned dirty liar as well, I am not unprincipled! You wound me sir. Guess I'll need to just return the favor...

TPBM is accused of intentionally misusing a ladder in a retrospectively unsafe manner.

2015-07-29, 08:31 AM
Guilty...just...guilty. I'm so sorry. (http://www.highfield.co.uk/x/i/hoh/health-safety/equipmemt/ladder3.gif) It was a poor decision on my part.

TPBM is guilty of not posting often enough to avoid being auto-lynched in a Werewolf Classic Game!

2015-07-29, 09:49 AM
In Classic? Oh no. Never. One or two other games where I forgot.... yes. But never in Classic.

TPBM: You are accused of never playing in Structured Games at all. You shall be lynched at midnight. :smallamused:

2015-07-29, 11:18 AM
Not guilty, although with the activity level in that last classic game, I can see why you'd think that...

TPBM stands accused of intentionally overtightening a container to make it difficult for others to open later.

2015-07-31, 03:44 AM
Not Guilty. But now that you mention it, that sounds like a fun thing to try.

TPBM stands accused of being able to stop once they've popped.

2015-07-31, 08:20 AM
Um, Guilty? I think? Pretty sure I can.

TPBM is accused of abusing of abusing one or both of the two You-Wouldn't-Hit-Me rules; Glasses and Girl.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-31, 01:34 PM
Not Guilty. I'm generally everybody's friend, nobody tried to punch me since middle school, I don't see it coming anyway... Please don't hurt me. :smalleek:

TPBM is guilty of not being innocent.

2015-07-31, 02:17 PM

TPBM is innocent.

2015-07-31, 04:46 PM
Not Guilty. I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove anything.

TPBM is guilty of being a good tipper at bars and fine eating establishments.

2015-07-31, 06:14 PM
Guilty, and proud of it. If I feel the service provided was above-average, they get an above average tip; the only time I've ever given a tip lower than 10% was at 0%, for a laundry list of reasons (general unpleasant nature, never brought me my cornbread, got both my meal and my date's meal wrong the first time, and when a glass spilled when they were bringing the check, it didn't get cleaned up until another waiter was kind enough to bring us a stack of napkins).

TPBM is accused of cheating on their diet.

2015-07-31, 06:52 PM
*hides curly fries behind my back* :smalleek: Hey! How'd you know? Guilty.

TPBM is accused of using a stapler in an inappropriate manner.

2015-07-31, 09:59 PM
That's ridiculous. It's a tool, any way I use it is appropriate, whatever the police say!

TPBM is guilty of triple homicide.

2015-07-31, 11:05 PM
Guilty...I've almost definitely eaten three cows worth of burgers in my life.

TPBM is guilty of stealing somebody else's snack/dessert/whatever and blaming it on another person.

EDIT: I'm also guilty of breaking the 3 post rule, it seems.

2015-08-01, 02:27 AM
Not Guilty, thanks to that second part. Sometimes people get Almond Joys, and I get hungry for chocolate, and there's no other chocolate in the house, and then I'm still hungry for chocolate but there's none in the house anymore, and I just don't tell anyone, and half the time I never hear anything about it.

TPBM is accused of run-on sentences.

2015-08-01, 10:25 PM
Not Guilty! I am fully capable of committing a large variety of grammar errors, but I usually manage to avoid that one!

TPBM is of leaving important words out of sentences.

2015-08-02, 02:50 AM
Not guilty! And when I make that mistake I immediately correct it.

TPBM is accused of confusing 'there', 'they're', and 'their'.

2015-08-02, 07:30 AM
Not guilty. On the other hand, I do sometimes have trouble with who's and whose.

TPBM is charged with multiple counts of playing an MMO for an unhealthy consecutive duration of time in a single day.

2015-08-02, 03:42 PM
*Closes tab* I can quit whenever I want!

TPBM doesn't want to quit.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-02, 04:53 PM
not guilty! I avoid addicting games like the plague:smalltongue:

I accuse TPBM of not reading other people's signatures when browsing the forums.

2015-08-02, 05:34 PM
Guilty I rarely read peoples signatures I don't know why.
The poster below me is accused of having played and enjoyed an rpg they would not expect the majority of role players to have heard of.

2015-08-02, 07:35 PM
Lessee... those three are big-name... that one's got a ton of nostalgics around the web... that one doesn't really count as RPG... what about that one? *googles* aand nope. Not Guilty.

TPBM is accused of following over 10 different webcomics in some way.

2015-08-02, 07:50 PM
not guilty. oots is the only one I actively follow. :smile:

I accuse TPBM of indulging in an unprecedented amount of Netflix.

2015-08-02, 10:53 PM
You can't prove a thing! Okay, maybe...

TPBM, you are accused of using acronyms more often than is strictly necessary.

2015-08-03, 01:48 AM
Innocent. I use acronyms only when necessary.

TPBM, you are accused of buying the last bag of sour patch kids at the store, forcing me to go elsewhere to feed my addiction. :smallannoyed: