Sandwich8080
2012-10-24, 12:32 PM
Here's a story for you to enjoy:
In our DND 3.5 group, we have 6 characters. 3 are relevant to this story:
Tyrian, a Human Cleric
Livena, a Half-Elf Warmage
and Ispen, a Human Ranger
The group was divided. The 3 relevant members were at the top of a cliff over an underground river. 2 others were currently trying to help the last one not drown in said river :smalltongue:
As the 3 members up top were shouting words of encouragement, a Gelatinous Cube was making it's rounds, feeding on what refuse the Basilisk in the cave didn't turn to stone. The group, in part being to engaged with the tension going on below, and in part because of the Gelatinous Cube's near-transparency, did not notice the creature until it was a mere 20 feet away. Tyrian was the first to react. Having never even seen a creature like this before, he did what most adventurers do in such situations: "I'll shoot my bow at it." (As an aside, I'm not sure if this is a houserule or not but I've always played that oozes are unaffected by piercing weapons.) The arrow sunk into the oozy Cube, disintegrating before their eyes. Livena had a much similar tactic, knowing that the last place she wanted to be was next to Cubey. Her lesser orb of cold showed some signs of effectiveness, but overall the Cube was unfazed.
Ispen decided that she would try and get between this underground menace and her friends. Drawing her battle axe and shield, she swung at the Cube. Ispen rolls. The table gets silent for a minute as the dice stops to say "20!" Ispen takes a moment to complain about how all we fight is undead and oozes so critical hits are worthless. Then the battle axe strikes true, dealing a massive... 10% of the Cube's hit points. At this rate, these fair adventurers will become a 6 course dinner for this eating machine.
Cubert, the Gelatinous Cube (Also known as Encounter #4 by his work buddies,) had no trouble deciding what to do when dealing with these level-3 meals. Simply moving forward would do. Ispen saw him move towards her, but couldn't react in time. She was trapped inside the Cube! She felt the toxins secrete over her, making her numb to the acid already eating t her flesh. She felt relaxed, almost...immobile...No! She resisted the Cube's paralysis by a mere 2 points! But she was still trapped inside the creature.
Tyrian decided upon a different approach this time. He shouted out "In the name of Saint Cuthbert!" and ran at the foul ooze. Longsword in hand, he sliced at it, trying to free his Ranger companion. Livena opted to use yet another lesser orb of cold, despite now being only 10 feet away from the Cube. Both attacks struck the Cube for a decent amount of damage, but still not enough to strike down the ooze. Ispen had managed to break herself free from the Cube's oozy interior, deciding that maybe her next favored enemy should be Ooze. Meanwhile, the adventurers below were pondering whether or not they should just let their friend in the river drown.
Cubert decided that his tactic he'd been using since birth was good enough to use once again, so he moved forward. This time, Ispen knew how to react. She dove out of the way just in time. Livena and Tyrian, on the other hand, weren't so lucky. The Cube swallowed them up, leaving both of them paralyzed and surely dead. In his last moments before he was paralyzed, Tyrian said "I guess I can start rolling up that wizard..."
Ispen was torn. Should she attack this creature with her axe once again, even though she may also be turned into Cube food? Or should she just go with her instincts and leave this cave and forget it ever existed? Out of desperation (and maybe lack of sleep), she desperately said "I throw my torch?" The cave filled with laughter at the suggestion. Even the Cube bubbled at the ridiculousness of the situation. What the Cube didn't realize, though, was that it had a pitifully low Armor Class. And even with the penalties applied for throwing a torch, which isn't even a weapon at all, even an below average roll can still hit it. What the Cube (and the rest of the group) also failed to realize, was that a thrown torch can still roll maximum on the d4.
Everyone's jaws dropped as the Cube dissipated into a mere Gelatinous Puddle. Ispen broke the silence with a "Nuh. Uh." As if they timed it, the rest of the group met up with them just as the paralysis was wearing off.
So, there's my story. Does anyone else have any "close call" stories? It can be from any game, not necessarily DND. I look forward to reading some! :smallbiggrin:
In our DND 3.5 group, we have 6 characters. 3 are relevant to this story:
Tyrian, a Human Cleric
Livena, a Half-Elf Warmage
and Ispen, a Human Ranger
The group was divided. The 3 relevant members were at the top of a cliff over an underground river. 2 others were currently trying to help the last one not drown in said river :smalltongue:
As the 3 members up top were shouting words of encouragement, a Gelatinous Cube was making it's rounds, feeding on what refuse the Basilisk in the cave didn't turn to stone. The group, in part being to engaged with the tension going on below, and in part because of the Gelatinous Cube's near-transparency, did not notice the creature until it was a mere 20 feet away. Tyrian was the first to react. Having never even seen a creature like this before, he did what most adventurers do in such situations: "I'll shoot my bow at it." (As an aside, I'm not sure if this is a houserule or not but I've always played that oozes are unaffected by piercing weapons.) The arrow sunk into the oozy Cube, disintegrating before their eyes. Livena had a much similar tactic, knowing that the last place she wanted to be was next to Cubey. Her lesser orb of cold showed some signs of effectiveness, but overall the Cube was unfazed.
Ispen decided that she would try and get between this underground menace and her friends. Drawing her battle axe and shield, she swung at the Cube. Ispen rolls. The table gets silent for a minute as the dice stops to say "20!" Ispen takes a moment to complain about how all we fight is undead and oozes so critical hits are worthless. Then the battle axe strikes true, dealing a massive... 10% of the Cube's hit points. At this rate, these fair adventurers will become a 6 course dinner for this eating machine.
Cubert, the Gelatinous Cube (Also known as Encounter #4 by his work buddies,) had no trouble deciding what to do when dealing with these level-3 meals. Simply moving forward would do. Ispen saw him move towards her, but couldn't react in time. She was trapped inside the Cube! She felt the toxins secrete over her, making her numb to the acid already eating t her flesh. She felt relaxed, almost...immobile...No! She resisted the Cube's paralysis by a mere 2 points! But she was still trapped inside the creature.
Tyrian decided upon a different approach this time. He shouted out "In the name of Saint Cuthbert!" and ran at the foul ooze. Longsword in hand, he sliced at it, trying to free his Ranger companion. Livena opted to use yet another lesser orb of cold, despite now being only 10 feet away from the Cube. Both attacks struck the Cube for a decent amount of damage, but still not enough to strike down the ooze. Ispen had managed to break herself free from the Cube's oozy interior, deciding that maybe her next favored enemy should be Ooze. Meanwhile, the adventurers below were pondering whether or not they should just let their friend in the river drown.
Cubert decided that his tactic he'd been using since birth was good enough to use once again, so he moved forward. This time, Ispen knew how to react. She dove out of the way just in time. Livena and Tyrian, on the other hand, weren't so lucky. The Cube swallowed them up, leaving both of them paralyzed and surely dead. In his last moments before he was paralyzed, Tyrian said "I guess I can start rolling up that wizard..."
Ispen was torn. Should she attack this creature with her axe once again, even though she may also be turned into Cube food? Or should she just go with her instincts and leave this cave and forget it ever existed? Out of desperation (and maybe lack of sleep), she desperately said "I throw my torch?" The cave filled with laughter at the suggestion. Even the Cube bubbled at the ridiculousness of the situation. What the Cube didn't realize, though, was that it had a pitifully low Armor Class. And even with the penalties applied for throwing a torch, which isn't even a weapon at all, even an below average roll can still hit it. What the Cube (and the rest of the group) also failed to realize, was that a thrown torch can still roll maximum on the d4.
Everyone's jaws dropped as the Cube dissipated into a mere Gelatinous Puddle. Ispen broke the silence with a "Nuh. Uh." As if they timed it, the rest of the group met up with them just as the paralysis was wearing off.
So, there's my story. Does anyone else have any "close call" stories? It can be from any game, not necessarily DND. I look forward to reading some! :smallbiggrin: