PDA

View Full Version : DMG NPC Trait #26



An Enemy Spy
2012-11-30, 09:43 PM
In the DMG, there is a list of one hundred NPC traits for you to flesh out your characters with. Under #100, it says "No sense of humor(see #26)". Of course, there is no #26. It just goes from #25 to #27.
Why is is there no #26? Is it some kind of joke to say that you have no sense of humor?

Vaz
2012-11-30, 10:05 PM
If you have to ask, surely that is answer enough?

Alaris
2012-12-01, 04:28 AM
In the DMG, there is a list of one hundred NPC traits for you to flesh out your characters with. Under #100, it says "No sense of humor(see #26)". Of course, there is no #26. It just goes from #25 to #27.
Why is is there no #26? Is it some kind of joke to say that you have no sense of humor?

Yes.

[/10char]

Arcanist
2012-12-01, 05:08 AM
In the DMG, there is a list of one hundred NPC traits for you to flesh out your characters with. Under #100, it says "No sense of humor(see #26)". Of course, there is no #26. It just goes from #25 to #27.
Why is is there no #26? Is it some kind of joke to say that you have no sense of humor?

It's a joke for the most perceptive of readers. I'm assuming that if you roll for that trait and you don't get it you automatically gain the 26th trait

Rizban
2012-12-01, 05:27 AM
In the DMG, there is a list of one hundred NPC traits for you to flesh out your characters with. Under #100, it says "No sense of humor(see #26)". Of course, there is no #26. It just goes from #25 to #27.
Why is is there no #26? Is it some kind of joke to say that you have no sense of humor?

You have explained the joke quite well. Thank you. :smallwink:

I'm also a fan of the powers in Expanded Psionics Handbook on pages 91 and 92.

Snowbluff
2012-12-01, 10:08 AM
You have explained the joke quite well. Thank you. :smallwink:

I'm also a fan of the powers in Expanded Psionics Handbook on pages 91 and 92.

I have no idea why.

I have no idea why.

nedz
2012-12-01, 12:30 PM
I'm also a fan of the powers in Expanded Psionics Handbook on pages 91 and 92.

I'm sure I've seen this before :smallconfused:

TuggyNE
2012-12-01, 07:35 PM
I'm sure I've seen this before :smallconfused:

Here, have a double-chocolate-chip cookie. :smallamused:

Morcleon
2012-12-01, 09:39 PM
I'm sure I've seen this before :smallconfused:


Here, have a double-chocolate-chip cookie. :smallamused:

Oh, and don't worry about the vase. :smallamused:

Also, spells used to deal points of dawizard back in AD&D. (http://selinker.livejournal.com/32929.html) :smalltongue:

herrhauptmann
2012-12-02, 12:49 PM
Oh, and don't worry about the vase. :smallamused:

Also, spells used to deal points of dawizard back in AD&D. (http://selinker.livejournal.com/32929.html) :smalltongue:

What vase?:smallconfused:

herrhauptmann
2012-12-02, 12:50 PM
Oh gosh, I'm so sorry...

Morcleon
2012-12-02, 01:09 PM
Now what really gonna bake your noodle later is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything. :smalltongue:

herrhauptmann
2012-12-02, 05:23 PM
Now what really gonna bake your noodle later is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything. :smalltongue:

:eek:
123456789

Mephit
2012-12-02, 05:47 PM
Hey.
HEY.
We have a seperate board for that, you know. :smalltongue:



Also, spells used to deal points of dawizard back in AD&D. (http://selinker.livejournal.com/32929.html) :smalltongue:

This had me in stitches for a few minutes, particularily after this line:


On and on, the scourge known as "Dawizard" destroyed magic items across the land.

Morcleon
2012-12-02, 05:59 PM
Hey.
HEY.
We have a seperate board for that, you know. :smalltongue:

Yeah, yeah, I'm there too. :smallamused:


This had me in stitches for a few minutes, particularily after this line:

Heh. Dawizard... Although, if you read it literally as 'da wizard' then you can get 1d4+1 wizards from a magic missile. :smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

weckar
2012-12-04, 02:22 PM
So THAT'S how those nerds reproduce!

killem2
2012-12-04, 02:37 PM
I think it would be funnier if there were not a couple hand fulls of books that have missing information on text vs table. :smalltongue:

Rizban
2012-12-04, 03:18 PM
I think that's part of what makes it so funny.

The Glyphstone
2012-12-04, 04:34 PM
Yeah, yeah, I'm there too. :smallamused:



Heh. Dawizard... Although, if you read it literally as 'da wizard' then you can get 1d4+1 wizards from a magic missile. :smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

And it's only one d/ away from being a differential equation......someone integrate da/dwizard now.

Morcleon
2012-12-04, 05:08 PM
And it's only one d/ away from being a differential equation......someone integrate da/dwizard now.

Heh... It's mathemagic... :smallwink::smallamused:

What would you get if you differentiated wrt a wizard...? :smalleek: Pun pun? Infinity? The ToE? :smalltongue:

nedz
2012-12-04, 05:13 PM
dwizard 1dπ + 1

Snowbluff
2012-12-04, 05:19 PM
The derivative of wizard = we have too much time on our hands.