Caption, My Caption! (D&D)

[Erasmas]

Alright... so this is yet another game that I have started on a couple of sites way back when and it usually ends up being pretty fun. So, here goes nothing!

The Point:

Poster 1 posts a picture of a scene that could be from a D&D setting.
Poster(s) 2-?? post a caption for it - either what is being said by the character(s) in the scene, or a description to go along with it.
Once momentum for a particular picture seems to dwindle, then another Poster posts the next picture.
Lather, rinse, repeat.


So, here's the first prompt!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v71/Erasmas/vghjy.jpg

[Chilingsworth]

"Like wererats fleeing a sinking ship."

[Yora]

- "Did they just do what I think they did?"
- "Please hand me a potion of forgettfulness."

[Xaotiq1]

"So he says, 'Shifter, I barely KNEW her!'"

[navar100]

"The lights are on, but nobody's home."

[TuggyNE]

"On three, we drop into this conveniently-placed boat filled with angry foes. Ready? One, two, three!"

[Rake21]

"Alright, please don't be mad... I think this is the wrong ship."

[SgtCarnage92]

"Why did we volunteer to be the first to board the ship again?"
"It was either this or get keelhauled by the captain."
"Good point"

[Bhu]

"This isn't the merchant ship. This is the elf cruise line."


"Ew."

[Stubbazubba]

"You seriously forgot the gift baskets? This is going to be hard to explain..."

[Gravitron5000]

Do you see the shoes she's wearing with that dress?

[Ranting Fool]

"Step 1: Grab hold of the ship
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!"

[Hyena]

We... uh... grapple this ship.

[North_Ranger]

"Dude, this is gonna be so sweet..."
"Shut up, she'll hear us and put a towel on!"

[Erasmas]

Fantastic so far, guys... some of these are hilarious!

[Tal_Akaan]

What do you mean you didn't put any ranks in climb?!

[Erasmas]

Alright... this one got a lot of action in just one day! I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm ready for another.

So, here she is:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v71/Erasmas/89985.jpg

[Eldan]

"I can't say I'm impressed. In the elven kingdoms, our big windows are much bigger. Like, every pane is thiiiis big."

[ScionoftheVoid]

"These negotiations are far too heated. Are you sure you can't just hug and make up?"

[navar100]

"Have you seen the hobbit around lately? He's about this big. He got lost again."

[SgtCarnage92]

"So I say to the gnome. Tinker him, I don't even know him! Hahahaha"
*crickets*
"I guess you had to be there..."

[doc neon]

Dwarf: "I'm gonna do it."
Elf: "Don't do it."
Dwarf: "I'm gonna."
Human: "Hold on, how much damage would it really be?"
Elf: "To jump through the windows? Thissssss much."

[vartan]

Elf: "On one hand I have a red mage, and on the other I have a rather convincing Captain Crunch impersonator... Whom should I select for this quest?"

[Erik Vale]

Halfling: "What do a Dwarf, Elf and Human have in common?"
Gnome: "The Haughtiness not to let us klepto-pyro-maniacs into their house."


"I mean, look at them, you could stick a blade up and down right behind their back and they wouldn't notice all day."


Dwarf: "Bullsh*t."
Human: "You expect us to do that?"
Elf: "What, it's a perfectly reasonable request."

[Stubbazubba]

"OK, the bad news is I think I messed up that Levitation ritual. The good news is man, check out the new view!"

[Xaotiq1]

"Of course we can trust him, Simon. Look at the GLORIOUS mustache!"

[Rake21]

"Have you heard this one? So, this filthy human prostitute and a stinking gnome walk into a bar- What's with the looks?"