View Full Version : Caption, My Caption! (D&D)

2013-01-22, 02:21 PM
Alright... so this is yet another game that I have started on a couple of sites way back when and it usually ends up being pretty fun. So, here goes nothing!

The Point:

Poster 1 posts a picture of a scene that could be from a D&D setting.
Poster(s) 2-?? post a caption for it - either what is being said by the character(s) in the scene, or a description to go along with it.
Once momentum for a particular picture seems to dwindle, then another Poster posts the next picture.
Lather, rinse, repeat.

So, here's the first prompt!


2013-01-22, 04:37 PM
"Like wererats fleeing a sinking ship."

2013-01-22, 04:40 PM
- "Did they just do what I think they did?"
- "Please hand me a potion of forgettfulness."

2013-01-22, 04:58 PM
"So he says, 'Shifter, I barely KNEW her!'"

2013-01-22, 06:44 PM
"The lights are on, but nobody's home."

2013-01-22, 07:22 PM
"On three, we drop into this conveniently-placed boat filled with angry foes. Ready? One, two, three!"

2013-01-22, 07:26 PM
"Alright, please don't be mad... I think this is the wrong ship."

2013-01-22, 11:04 PM
"Why did we volunteer to be the first to board the ship again?"
"It was either this or get keelhauled by the captain."
"Good point"

2013-01-23, 12:23 AM
"This isn't the merchant ship. This is the elf cruise line."


2013-01-23, 12:46 AM
"You seriously forgot the gift baskets? This is going to be hard to explain..."

2013-01-23, 08:45 AM
Do you see the shoes she's wearing with that dress?

Ranting Fool
2013-01-23, 08:57 AM
"Step 1: Grab hold of the ship
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!"

2013-01-23, 09:03 AM
We... uh... grapple this ship.

2013-01-23, 09:10 AM
"Dude, this is gonna be so sweet..."
"Shut up, she'll hear us and put a towel on!"

2013-01-23, 10:44 AM
Fantastic so far, guys... some of these are hilarious!

2013-01-23, 12:01 PM
What do you mean you didn't put any ranks in climb?!

2013-01-23, 04:33 PM
Alright... this one got a lot of action in just one day! I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm ready for another.

So, here she is:


2013-01-23, 04:45 PM
"I can't say I'm impressed. In the elven kingdoms, our big windows are much bigger. Like, every pane is thiiiis big."

2013-01-23, 05:19 PM
"These negotiations are far too heated. Are you sure you can't just hug and make up?"

2013-01-23, 07:25 PM
"Have you seen the hobbit around lately? He's about this big. He got lost again."

2013-01-23, 07:27 PM
"So I say to the gnome. Tinker him, I don't even know him! Hahahaha"
"I guess you had to be there..."

doc neon
2013-01-23, 08:53 PM
Dwarf: "I'm gonna do it."
Elf: "Don't do it."
Dwarf: "I'm gonna."
Human: "Hold on, how much damage would it really be?"
Elf: "To jump through the windows? Thissssss much."

2013-01-24, 01:34 AM
Elf: "On one hand I have a red mage, and on the other I have a rather convincing Captain Crunch impersonator... Whom should I select for this quest?"

Erik Vale
2013-01-24, 04:04 AM
Halfling: "What do a Dwarf, Elf and Human have in common?"
Gnome: "The Haughtiness not to let us klepto-pyro-maniacs into their house."

"I mean, look at them, you could stick a blade up and down right behind their back and they wouldn't notice all day."

Dwarf: "Bullsh*t."
Human: "You expect us to do that?"
Elf: "What, it's a perfectly reasonable request."

2013-01-24, 04:07 AM
"OK, the bad news is I think I messed up that Levitation ritual. The good news is man, check out the new view!"

2013-01-24, 10:41 AM
"Of course we can trust him, Simon. Look at the GLORIOUS mustache!"

2013-01-24, 12:56 PM
"Have you heard this one? So, this filthy human prostitute and a stinking gnome walk into a bar- What's with the looks?"