Munchkin Motivational Posters

[Dr.Epic]

So, being a huge fan of the card game Munchkin, and owning most of the expansions/stand alone games, I've seen a good majority of the cards. And there are some pretty humorous card combinations out there, so I thought I'd scan in some of my cards and post what I've found to provide you all with some laughs and maybe share in the Munchkin experience. Okay, so here are the first few I've got:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/426034_545214028844616_1830033767_n.jpg

Ariel: she's apparently an effective level 3 (7 for males) and is worth one level and treasure. Now they need to stat up Jasmine and Belle.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/282608_545218205510865_234304165_n.jpg

Mortal enemies coming together to kick your ass!

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/164404_545218332177519_1609641573_n.jpg

If you know why this is funny, congrats: you're just as big a geek as me.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529486_545227128843306_553743604_n.jpg

Fate smiles upon you...

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/285350_545227172176635_1939487339_n.jpg

..and then punches you in the face!
(That's an effective minus 78!)

[The Glyphstone]

I opened #2, and immediately thought "So where's....oh, #3, there it is."

[Morph Bark]

Dakka. This munchkin has enough of it.

[Dr.Epic]

More of 'em:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/65520_545233752175977_1037183015_n.jpg

GUYS! LISTEN! I'll totally help any of you out in combat whenever you need it for no treasure. Just because I'm such a nice guy!

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528728_545233782175974_602900491_n.jpg

How the heck is that even possible?!
Sad thing is, that's not even the most bizarre combination of that enhancer and a monster.