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silverwolfer
2013-02-28, 01:19 AM
Start with this............


http://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic359789.jpg


Add this



http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/awaken.htm



And come out with an attitude of this



https://s3.amazonaws.com/webassets.ticketmob.com/LS/images/comedians/Gilbert-Gottfried.jpeg
VGLordR2
2013-02-28, 02:16 AM
Needs more Titanic (http://www.realmshelps.net/monsters/templates/titanic.shtml) template.
Malroth
2013-02-28, 02:47 AM
and psuedonatural you can't have evil without tentacles
Eugenides
2013-02-28, 03:23 AM
Don't forget to make it a Paragon (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/monsters/paragonCreature.htm) Duckbunny.
Morphie
2013-02-28, 06:54 AM
It needs sharp pointy teeth. No bunny should ever leave home to destroy the world without them.
Silverbit
2013-02-28, 07:06 AM
Make it a wizard lich.
"Look at the bones!"
Talderas
2013-02-28, 07:43 AM
It talks to the good guys by saying "AFLAK! AFLAK! AFLAK AFLAK AFLAK! AF AF AF AF LAK LAK AFLAK!"

Then it lunges for the good guys neck.
gomipile
2013-02-28, 07:48 AM
Does it cause tsunamis if it appears in an Oriental Adventures setting?
Shining Wrath
2013-02-28, 08:59 AM
I'll bet this would be funnier if I knew who the guy in the picture is.

Shouldn't that Duckbunnie have the Warbeast and Magebred templates for maximum terror induction? I want a Thickskinned Duckbunnie!
Talderas
2013-02-28, 10:04 AM
I'll bet this would be funnier if I knew who the guy in the picture is.

Shouldn't that Duckbunnie have the Warbeast and Magebred templates for maximum terror induction? I want a Thickskinned Duckbunnie!

It's Gilbert Godfried. He used to be the voice of the duck for Aflak insurance. Then he got fired for something.
Shining Wrath
2013-02-28, 10:23 AM
It's Gilbert Godfried. He used to be the voice of the duck for Aflak insurance. Then he got fired for something.

Morale: Unreliable

Not the message an insurance company wants to send. I bet that's why they fired him.
Karnith
2013-02-28, 10:27 AM
More importantly for the joke, Gilbert Gottfried sounds like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JHeLEZQcKs).