Dolphins are terrifying

[The Succubus]

Late breaking news from The Register:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/03/13/heavily_armed_s3x_crazed_dolphins/

This puts me off a scuba diving trip to the Black Sea for the forseeable future.

[Spiryt]

I think you're talking about Black Sea... A

And about article itself:


http://www.vuijlsteke.be/blog/2012/manuel-que.jpg

[Lentrax]

Great.

As if having to deal with frikken' sharks with frikken' laser beams attached to their heads wasn't bad enough.

[GnomeFighter]

Ah... El Reg... Bastion of quality journalism!

[Eldan]

Well, the weapons are new. The sexual assault certainly isn't. Quite common with dolphins, as is just general violence for fun.

Edit after reading the article: Oh, they want dolphin mates.

[Gamerlord]

[Insert Red Alert 2 reference here]

[The Succubus]

Ah... El Reg... Bastion of quality journalism!

I know, right? ^_^

[Killer Angel]

Given that a couple of days ago, it was Adams' birthday, all I can say is "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish".

[Totally Guy]

They look like this (http://www.lumpley.com/comment.php?entry=708).

[Finlam]

They look like this (http://www.lumpley.com/comment.php?entry=708).

Whatever you just linked to is fascinating on many levels...

[t209]

Kinda remind me of One King of The Hill Episode where Hank got...:smalleek: by a dolphin.

[Spiryt]

The sexual assault certainly isn't. Quite common with dolphins, as is just general violence for fun.

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It seems to be inevitable results of intelligence growth. Dolphins, chimps, orangutans, and of course, humans, unmatched in this stuff. Rather scary.

[Bastian Weaver]

Geez. No, we don't have armed cetacean warriors! Though we do have some nice dophinariums.

[Bhu]

Well, the weapons are new. The sexual assault certainly isn't. Quite common with dolphins, as is just general violence for fun.

Edit after reading the article: Oh, they want dolphin mates.

Well...not to be picky but there are reports of male dolphins trying to herd human females away from beaches and into deeper water where they're more vulnerable. Perversity is apparently not exclusive to humanity.

[Asta Kask]

Well...not to be picky but there are reports of male dolphins trying to herd human females away from beaches and into deeper water where they're more vulnerable. Perversity is apparently not exclusive to humanity.

That sounds bizarre. Have you got a reference?

[Eldan]

It's everywhere. Male dolphins are absolute bastards. They also rape other dolphins and often attack female handlers in aquaria.

[Bhu]

That sounds bizarre. Have you got a reference?

Yeah, but given their explicit nature the mods would poop fire if i posted them here on Gitp...

[thubby]

[Insert Red Alert 2 reference here]

best i could do on short notice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0)

[Bastian Weaver]

False reports. Furthermore, dolphins don't spread scary rumours about humans.
Because they're better than us.

[Alan_Pehnereas]

False reports. Furthermore, dolphins don't spread scary rumours about humans.
Because they're better than us.

I think you're one of them.

Dolphin scumbag.

[Bastian Weaver]

This... this is probably the nicest thing someone ever said to me.
:redface:

[The Succubus]

Do you really think they'll spare you when they all march on the land carrying assault rifles in their flippers? :smallannoyed:

[Octopusapult]

I am legitimately afraid of whales. To the point that I avoid the ocean as much as possible.