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TheCountAlucard
2013-07-22, 06:35 PM
That's not a fair question. I like them all! :smalleek:

What would you do if you woke up with pink hair?

Mauve Shirt
2013-07-23, 05:09 AM
First I'd be all "Oh dang, how will I match this with any of my clothing?" And then I'd be all "Heh, my mom's going to flip her lid." And then I'd be all "Christ, I have to go to work with spontaneous pink hair."

Do you think of online universities as "Degree factories"?

Korith
2013-07-23, 07:35 AM
Given that I still have to write and pass some pretty complicated exams (okay, it's for a designation rather than a degree, but still....) and study at least as hard as I had to for my undergrad at a brick-and-mortar university, I'd say that at least this one is no degree factory.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen european swallow?

(Please remember that velocity, as a vector, consists of both a magnitude and a direction)

Lateral
2013-07-23, 09:31 AM
Rough 24 mph, north-northwest.

I'm going to visit a castle later today. Should I bring a cell phone, or do you think there'll be a phone I can use there?

Cuthalion
2013-07-23, 11:05 AM
I expect it would be best to bring a phone. Depends on how touristy the castle is.
TPBM, can you read this?

Zaydos
2013-07-23, 11:48 AM
No. I cannot.

Oh great and wise TPBM, famed from the land where the sun is born in the morning to the land which serves as its tomb in the evening, how does one know if they're in love?

Korith
2013-07-25, 10:16 AM
There is a sign, my child, that is clearest and without denial - one may know without doubt that they are in love when they find themselves desiring nothing more than to gaze upon the smiling face of their beloved even at the cost of their own life.

So, TPBM, what happens if I push the red button installed on the back of your neck?

Lateral
2013-07-25, 10:32 AM
You explode.

(You, not me.)

If I had an orbital bombardment platform capable of dropping tungsten rods from space anywhere on earth with perfect accuracy, could I take over the world?

TheCountAlucard
2013-07-25, 10:54 AM
Depends on, among other things, its response time to your signal to fire, its capacity to fire, its resilience to attacks, and who you prioritized as targets.

But for the most part I'll say no.

Who's your favorite character on Leverage?

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-08-08, 01:45 PM
Parker.

Why don't you know more about Shadowrun? o.o

Elemental
2013-08-09, 12:59 AM
Because I'm a terrible person who isn't on Skype as much as I should be.


How are you today good sir/madam/other?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-08-09, 01:00 AM
We are pretty good.

Oh good Person Posting Vertically Under Me, how would you reccomend I set up an extended signature?

Mauve Shirt
2013-08-09, 05:24 AM
Go to the Long Signatures thread up in Friendly Banter. Make a post. Put all the stuff that you're ok with people not reading every time you post. Most people put quote collections and stuff up there.

Do you prefer not having work when you're at your job (ie the most boring, lazy shift possible) or having work when you're at your job?

Korith
2013-08-09, 09:06 AM
I prefer having work, as this tends to increase the probability that I will still have a job in the immediate future.

TPBM, if you were an aquatic mammal, what sort of aquatic mammal would you be?

TheCountAlucard
2013-08-09, 11:03 AM
Do semi-aquatic mammals count?

If you're eating barbecue, do you prefer pork or beef?

ORione
2013-08-09, 02:14 PM
Beef. I don't really like pork, except in bacon form.

I'm making nachos. Want some?

@VV No beef. Chicken.

BasketOfPuppies
2013-08-09, 04:15 PM
Of course. Thank you for asking.

Would you like some of the nachos ORione made for me? I just ate and I can't finish them all.

Lateral
2013-08-09, 04:56 PM
Only if there's no beef on 'em.

What's for dinner?

Elemental
2013-08-09, 08:31 PM
Good question my aquatic associate! I've got no idea.


Where can one find true happiness?

TheCountAlucard
2013-08-09, 10:59 PM
Small moments. :smallsmile:

How often do you eat pears? Do you prefer them to apples?

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-08-10, 01:15 PM
Practically never and yes.

What have you done?!?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-08-10, 01:18 PM
I DON'T KNOW! IT JUST HAPPENED AND HE JUST... MY GOD IM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

TPBM, what do you think of white text?

Elemental
2013-08-10, 11:18 PM
Thatodependsronytheosituation,ubutcusuallyait'snqu itedawesome.oSometimes...tIthcanibesannoying.


How are you this fine afternoon?

TheCountAlucard
2013-08-11, 08:29 PM
I'm just fine.

What would you season a potato with?

Lateral
2013-08-11, 09:51 PM
Vegetable oil. And a deep-fryer.

Fries or onion rings?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-08-11, 09:52 PM
McDonald's: fries BK: onion rings

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-08-12, 07:48 PM
I agree completely, and let me just say that your question showed remarkable wit and forethought!

Best small animal to use in combat?

Cuthalion
2013-08-12, 08:14 PM
Badgers. A DM of mine had a habit of putting things in campaigns like random badgers in sacks. So annoying. :smallbiggrin:

What animal should I draw today?

Lateral
2013-08-12, 09:40 PM
A NEANDERTHAL RIDING A GIANT FLYING MEGALODON WEARING AVIATOR SHADES WITH ROCKETS FOR PECTORAL FINS AND A DEATH RAY CHAINGUN FOR A DORSAL FIN, PLUS IT CAN SHOOT HARPOONS OUT OF ITS GILLS

Would you like one of those?

Elemental
2013-08-12, 11:41 PM
I'm not really certain... I mean... On the one hand, it would be a very interesting pet. But on the other hand, it would probably cost a lot to keep one, and my cat would likely get very upset.


Do you know where your keys are?

TheCountAlucard
2013-08-13, 01:49 AM
That I do.

What's your favorite veggie to go in fried rice?

Lateral
2013-08-13, 02:06 AM
Mushrooms, probably. (DAMN YOU ALUCARD NOW I WANT FRIED RICE.)

Should I actually watch RWBY?

Cuthalion
2013-08-13, 11:44 AM
It couldn't hurt. I watched all four episodes yesterday morning, and they seem quite good.

Did you know that echidnae and platypi lay eggs?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-08-13, 11:56 AM
I did.

Why on earth do people like glittery vampires?

TheCountAlucard
2013-08-13, 12:28 PM
It confuses me, too, Puppies.

So, am I hallucinating, or was there a comic where one day, "Highway to the Danger Zone" just started playing out of nowhere, everywhere on Earth, non-stop, to the point where a lynch mob sacrificed Kenny Loggins in vain in an attempt to stop it?

'Cuz I haven't been able to find it since, and at the time, I thought it was pretty darn funny.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-08-13, 01:28 PM
I'mIprettycsureoyouuwerelhallucinating,dbecausenit 'sofunnierttofimagineithatnyou'redslowlyigoingtcra zyewhetheriortnoth
thatecomicrexists.

Who is your absolute favorite fictional character?
@v I would disagree as to the nature of objection and whether it is truly implied by the phrasing absolute.

Korith
2013-08-13, 01:52 PM
The terms absolute and favorite are contradictory, as absolute infers an objective quality whereas favorite is a subjective concept, subject to change over time as new candidates are introduced. For the moment, however, I would say my favorite is Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory.

What is one food item that you would never eat in a sandwich?

Cuthalion
2013-08-13, 01:56 PM
Hm.... Sausages? As in, whole, sausages. I don't think they would work very well.

What is your favorite "American" food?

TheCountAlucard
2013-08-14, 01:08 PM
Pemmican. One of the most American foods you can get. :amused:

What's your favorite "American" food that's a shameless ripoff of something foreign?

Lateral
2013-08-14, 01:44 PM
Well, I'd say pizza, but you can't really call that 'shameless' when it has just as much or even more variations in the U.S. as it does in Italy (and, by the way, I've had many kinds of both), so let's go with fish and chips. Although even that is just as much a New English thing as an English thing, so whatever.

Really, there are very few foods you can just label as Americanized 'shameless ripoffs.' I mean, there are a lot of things derived from foreign food that is very American, but whether you could call it 'shameless' really depends on restaraunt quality. Maybe things like Americanized tacos, nachos, burritos and the like, but... well, those are delicious. I really don't give too much of a damn about authenticity if the food is good.

What's your most embarrassing favorite food?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-08-14, 01:54 PM
Oof, I think I'd have to go with animal crackers.

Since we're on the concept of food, TPBM, what food are you craving?

Cuthalion
2013-08-14, 01:57 PM
Pad Thai, mostly because my brother is making some for lunch right now over there in the kitchen.

TheCountAlucard
2013-08-14, 02:32 PM
Cuthalion, baby, no question? I'm crushed. :smallfrown:

Be honest - ever forget to ask TPBY a question and feel bad about it?

Tris
2013-08-14, 03:30 PM
No. This is my first time on this thread.

Have you been to Eugene, Oregon?

Elemental
2013-08-14, 09:43 PM
Considering I have never heard of it, I rather doubt that I have.


Got any good tips about sleep?

Cuthalion
2013-08-14, 10:37 PM
Don't think about sheep. Because, inevitably, one trips and they have a pileup, or, just as likely, they get eaten by a wolf. :smallannoyed:

What's your favorite instrument to listen to?

Korith
2013-08-15, 08:16 AM
That really depends on my mood, but this week has been insane, so I think relaxing harp music is at the top right now.

TPBM, what's that crawling up your left leg?

Tris
2013-08-15, 09:20 AM
Nothing actually.

What countries have you been in?

Vuladiko95
2013-08-23, 08:30 AM
Apart from my home country (the U.S.), I've been in England for 2 1/2 days and France for 7 1/2 days. They were both the same trip. It was a study tour I went on through my school the summer after my junior year. I loved Arromanches-Les-Baines. It was so pretty.

If you had to choose between:

A) A life of wealth and luxury in which all your needs and desires are met, except you can't (you literally are unable to) leave your property

B) A life of a poor vagabond who, though poor, is able to travel the world as they please, free to go wherever on a moment's whim.

Which would you pick?

TheCountAlucard
2013-08-23, 04:09 PM
That's an interesting question; my answer to that is likely fluid, and would change depending on my mood and financial situation. :smalltongue:

Why is this page stretching so much on my iPhone?

Lateral
2013-08-23, 04:15 PM
It's Gnomish's fault.


*snip lots of white text between words because I'd rather not make this page screen-stretched also*

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Elemental
2013-08-23, 11:04 PM
Seventeen bushels.


How are you this fine afternoon?

Tris
2013-08-24, 01:05 AM
Well, it's not afternoon where I am, but I'm fine.

Do know of Regina Spektor?

AKA_Bait
2013-08-24, 06:30 AM
Know of? I know Regina.

Well, kinda. As in I've met her a few times at other people's shows.

Do you know of Jenny Owen Youngs?

@v---Yes, and an awesome one.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-08-26, 02:14 AM
Afraid not. Is he a musician?

TPBM, I'm getting Chinese food. What do you want?

Lateral
2013-08-26, 02:17 AM
Vegetable moo shu and a whole lot of rice. Vegetable pad thai if they have it- some Chinese restaurants will.

What's the absolute worst movie you've ever seen?

Korith
2013-08-26, 09:19 AM
See, that's a tricky one, because there are so many subjective factors that can make a movie terrible, and yet, watched in the right mood and context, those terrible factors can make a movie wonderful....

I'll submit for your consideration, however, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, despite my thoroughly enjoying its terribleness.



TPBM, is anybody out there?

Tris
2013-08-26, 09:50 AM
I am.

Have you played Fluxx?

@V No, it's a card game.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-08-26, 08:58 PM
I don't play many video games so, no. I mean, is it a video game?

Hip hop music; yay or nay?

@V: :smallannoyed:
@VV: Oh, I didn't realize that was a literal nay. I thought you were dodging answering the question to be annoying. You can understand how I might have been smallannoyed at someone flat out refusing to answer my question, can't you?
@VVV: Yeah the whole "translating" bit threw me off

Mea culpa, man. Mea culpa. :smallredface:

Elemental
2013-08-27, 04:19 AM
As a horse made from cheese, I can answer this question without even having to translate my answer into English.
*neigh*

@^ Well, you did ask a yes or no question. Personally, I just don't like hip hop music, I never have. I also don't like most sports, action movies, spinach, the colour orange or the wearing of hats. There's no real point in being annoyed when someone disagrees over trivial matters.

@@^ Perfectly understandable. Now that I reflect, it was a terrible pun on my behalf.


The Person Below Me has a job that is most intriguing...

Lateral
2013-08-28, 12:56 AM
...Do extracurriculars count as a 'job'? If so, then yes.

If a shoggoth dies in R'lyeh, is it ph'nglui or fhtagn?

@V: i will eat your nightmares

Tris
2013-08-28, 01:00 AM
No, ryu ocsvzzzx.

(I don't know what I'm talking about.)

What states (if any) in the United States have you been in?

Cuthalion
2013-08-28, 08:41 AM
Hrm.
California, Oregon, Washington, Nevada, Idaho, Montana,Wyoming, Utah, Michigan, Pennsylvania, DC, um... Ohio. Oh! And Virginia.

Do you happen to like beef jerky?

TheCountAlucard
2013-08-28, 07:54 PM
I happen to. :smalltongue:

What's the longest you've worked at any one place?

Korith
2013-08-29, 10:27 AM
7 years and counting at my present job.

TPBM, wherefore did you eat that cookie, and from whence did you obtain it?

Tris
2013-08-29, 11:51 AM
I haven't eaten any cookies anytime recently.

Do you like to go backpacking?

Cuthalion
2013-08-29, 04:00 PM
Very much so, though last time I went we forgot the matches. :smalltongue:

...and half the dinner food over the two nights.

How?

TheCountAlucard
2013-08-29, 09:02 PM
Why? :smallamused:

What's your favorite colour?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-08-29, 09:33 PM
Used to be red but green has been gaining recently.

Do you feel Tuesday and Wednesday?

Tris
2013-08-29, 10:52 PM
They can be good days.

How were you introduced to D&D? (If you play it.)

Lateral
2013-08-29, 11:40 PM
Heh. Actually, I started out playing 4th edition- my aunt got me the core books back in '08. I still run games for my brother occasionally- he loves playing the game, but he can barely figure out 4th even when I build his characters for him.

I started playing 3.5 largely because of OOTS- I have a friend who recommended me the comic, and I played D&D, so I lurked around the forum for a while, found my way to the 3.5 SRD, and started playing around with 3.5. It's really more my speed, anyway- more customizable, waaay more content, and 4e classes always felt too homogenous for me to really enjoy either char-gen or combat.

What other webcomics would you recommend? (By the way, if it's relatively famous or long-running, I've probably read it. Especially if it's fantasy or sci-fi.)

Korith
2013-08-30, 08:43 AM
I imagine you may have quite a bit of overlap with my list, then

Ctrl+Alt+Del (http://www.cad-comic.com/)
El Goonish Shive (http://www.egscomics.com/)
Erfworld (http://www.erfworld.com/) (Most people here know this one, of course)
Evil Inc. (http://evil-inc.com/)
Goblins (http://www.goblinscomic.org/)
Looking for Group (http://www.lfgcomic.com/)
Questionable Content (http://questionablecontent.net/)
PVP (http://www.pvponline.com/)
Rusty and Co. (http://rustyandco.com/)
Sinfest (http://www.sinfest.net/)
The Noob (http://thenoobcomic.com/index.php)

...to name a few


TPBM, did you do that?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-02, 01:55 AM
You give me too much credit.

So what's your favourite episode of your favourite show?

Tris
2013-09-02, 02:33 AM
That depends on when you ask me that. Lately I've been really into Avatar: The Last Airbender and the Legend of Korra. It's hard to pick a favorite episode. One of my favorites is "The Crossroads of Destiny".

Have you watched Firefly? (Another favorite TV show of mine)

TheCountAlucard
2013-09-02, 07:21 AM
I'll be in my bunk.

What's your favorite quote from Jayne?

Lateral
2013-09-02, 08:01 AM
Either "If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak," or "Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

What's your favorite quote from River?

@V: You should. It's only fourteen episodes long, you could finish it in a few days' free time.

ORione
2013-09-02, 07:43 PM
I don't watch Firefly. The only River quote I know is, "Also, I can kill you with my brain."

How did you find this site?

Zaydos
2013-09-02, 08:03 PM
The comic I found because it was in Dragon Magazine. The forums I found searching for homebrew Martial Disciplines because I was working on a few and figured I'd see what other people had done.

What fan base should I make a class to pander to?

Tris
2013-09-02, 09:08 PM
All of them!

Do you like logic puzzles?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-02, 10:56 PM
No. I have no head for them.

Death metal or black metal?

Lateral
2013-09-02, 11:45 PM
Neither. I'm much more into the earlier stuff- NWOBHM and stuff like that. Plus a smattering of prog.

D y lk mlts?

TheCountAlucard
2013-09-03, 02:33 AM
f crs!

D prfr wrkng t nght, r drng th d?

rafaruggi
2013-09-03, 08:00 AM
Certainly at night, but I have to turn off the internet to do so.

What's your favourite subject of study in History?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-03, 08:12 AM
Oh wow. I don't get to ponder history that much but I am fascinated by many things. The Aztecs, the English civil war, the prohibition, 1980s Reagan-Thatcher politics/economics.

If you could be someone else for an hour every day, who would you be?

Tris
2013-09-03, 10:13 AM
I would decline to use that opportunity.

Do you prefer playing a Sorcerer or a Barbarian in 3.5?

Zaydos
2013-09-03, 10:34 AM
Sorcerer; I've liked playing dragon descendants since way back in 3.0 (it made choosing your spells to best emulate the dragon your were descended from interesting).

What 1 fan base should I make a class to cater to?

Lateral
2013-09-03, 10:38 AM
Firefly. MAKE A BROWNCOAT BASE CLASS ZAYDOS. DO IT.

What's your favorite TV show?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-03, 10:48 AM
The Wire

How's the weather up there?

Tris
2013-09-03, 10:57 AM
I'm not sure what you mean by "up there", but it's sunny with a few clouds over here.

Do you play chess?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-09-03, 08:28 PM
I like to bit haven't found time recently

What's wrong?

TheCountAlucard
2013-09-03, 08:41 PM
Gonna have to go in to work. :smallsigh:

Which member of the Azumanga Daioh cast are you?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-03, 09:03 PM
Steve Urkel

Time for a haircut?

Tris
2013-09-05, 08:30 PM
No. My hair's fine.

Why are you doing that?

Mauve Shirt
2013-09-16, 06:35 PM
Because I'm an addict.

Why won't money appear in my hand to make all of my troubles go away?

Solse
2013-09-16, 08:04 PM
Because Conjuration is one of your barred schools.

Why do people on the internet love cats?

Kneenibble
2013-09-16, 09:12 PM
Because you touch yourself in public.


Scis Latine, tu tiro?


@v Quia tiro, ex militum rebus, alia significat. Alia peiora. Non aestimabam te respondere. ;___; Me poenitet.

Lateral
2013-09-16, 09:15 PM
Scio, sed... cur 'tiro' me appellavisti? Milites non sumus.

What's the most terrifying thing you've ever seen?

TheCountAlucard
2013-09-17, 07:22 AM
Probably the same most terrifying thing you've seen.

Are you hungry? I have some maple donuts here

Cuthalion
2013-09-17, 08:25 AM
Aye, that I am. Maple donuts, eh? I'll take 'em.

Are you, yourself, able to say, that you, yourself, like gummybears, but not the green kind?

Tris
2013-09-17, 09:21 AM
No, I don't have a preference.

What do you think of math?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-17, 10:44 AM
Math rock? I love math rock!

How much longer do you think you can go on like this?

Elemental
2013-09-18, 09:17 AM
Until I break. When that'll be is anyone's guess.


What do you do when you find sleeping difficult?

@V It is as I suspected. A visit to a physician is in order.

Kneenibble
2013-09-18, 09:23 AM
Either I flagellate the bishop, or pop a melatonin pill. The latter was really helpful for the awful insomnia I developed in the last year of my undergrad and I recommend it highly.


May I please brush your hair?

Tris
2013-09-18, 09:37 AM
No. You'd have to come to Oregon for that.

What is your favorite unstructured SMBG?

Arkhosia
2013-09-19, 06:19 AM
Rwby Sanctum

Do you know who GIR is?

Lateral
2013-09-19, 04:50 PM
That show deserved another five seasons. What the hell, Nick?!

What's your favorite TV show that was cancelled way too early in its run? (Aside from Firefly, that's too easy.)

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-20, 12:04 AM
I don't get the hype with Firefly, sorry. Classic Doctor Who, I guess. If it was allowed to progress as it was in the late 80s it could have been the best thing on television in the 90s.

Jazz or western classical?

Tris
2013-09-20, 01:07 AM
I'll go with western classical.

Which is cuter, puppies or kittens?

Elemental
2013-09-20, 02:16 AM
You sir, ask a question with no rational answer. However, I personally believe that kittens are the answer.


How are you this fine afternoon?

TheCountAlucard
2013-09-20, 07:27 AM
Pretty tired.

Do you also work the night shift?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-20, 10:55 PM
I'm an unemployed insomniac, fr what it's worth.

Fantasy or sci fi?

Tris
2013-09-21, 02:43 AM
I'll go with fantasy.

Can you solve a rubix cube?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-09-21, 06:42 AM
Eventually, but, given enough time, a monkey with a typewriter will produce the entire works of Shakespeare

TPBM is a fan of Shakespeare.

Solse
2013-09-21, 06:45 AM
I know his plays, but I think that OOTS is better.
TPBM knows at least 2 different programming languages.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-21, 07:09 AM
Not even one.

What's your favourite album of the 1980s?

Lateral
2013-09-21, 11:51 AM
Doolittle, probably. Or The Number of the Beast.

How often do you read? Books, not comics.

Tris
2013-09-21, 12:53 PM
When I have time, so more often during the summer.

What is your favorite of the non-OOTS similes?

Arkhosia
2013-09-23, 09:38 AM
Strong as an ox.

What is TPBM's favorite animated show?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-23, 12:39 PM
Animated television shows. I don't tend to like 'em. There's always a better live action alternative, for example.

Archer, a less subtle Arrested Development.

Neon Genesis Evangelion, a less subtle LOST

The Simpsons, a less subtle every sitcom ever.

What is TPBM's favourite stage musical?

@V: Granted, I can't find a live action version of Animaniacs. But, given the quality of the show in its current format, I'm not sure I want to. What about Saturday Night Live? Never seen The Tick, though.

Lateral
2013-09-23, 02:40 PM
...That's an enormous generalization. I dare you to name me a better live-action TV show version of, say, Animaniacs. Or Cowboy Bebop, the 1990s Batman cartoon, as much as I love Adam West. Or, hell, The Tick. The live-action version was crap.

Anyway, Les Misrables or Sweeney Todd, I think.

What's your favorite unconventional video game? (You know, stuff like Psychonauts or Shadow of the Colossus rather than, say, HALO or Warcraft. Also, Portal doesn't count, it's too easy.)

Kneenibble
2013-09-23, 03:44 PM
Is it decorous for me to answer with Amnesia: The Dark Descent? For this game left maggot-bites in my very soul, and I much eagerly await the evening when I manage a spare a couple of hours to begin debasing myself with Machine for Pigs.


Do you prefer the early early morning as a beginning or an end to your day?

TheCountAlucard
2013-09-23, 06:17 PM
End. :smalltongue: I'm fine with sleeping into the afternoon if it means my night can last a little later. Sadly, work conspires against me in this, too. :smallsigh:

How many times have you had to call in to work because of sickness?

Tris
2013-09-23, 10:39 PM
I haven't had a job yet, so never.

Would you rather learn Finnish or Portuguese?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-09-24, 02:16 AM
Finnish, I guess. Not sure why.

What's your favourite pop song of the 1960s?

Dr. Bath
2013-09-24, 08:22 AM
Lesley Gore - It's my Party (and I'll cry if I want to)

It sums up the way I deal with parties.

What's your favourite radio station?

Cuthalion
2013-09-24, 09:42 AM
Baseball, classical, or soft jazz. Also, the latter two are the only music stations with anything halfway decent around here. *sighs*

What's your favorite animal?

Arkhosia
2013-09-24, 09:46 AM
Three way tie: Ravens, Foxes, and Cats

What's your favorite RP character (doesn't need to be yours)

Tris
2013-09-24, 09:08 PM
Atm, I like my character, Dachald Akula.

What's your favorite academic subject?

Quiddle
2013-09-24, 10:14 PM
Science! Physics!
What is your favorite book?

Laughing Dog
2013-09-24, 10:34 PM
The Art of War.
What would be your least favorite book?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-09-25, 01:46 PM
Across Five Aprils

Are you in the middle of a book? If so, what?

TheCountAlucard
2013-09-25, 05:48 PM
Journey to the West.

What leftovers are you hoarding in your fridge?

Tris
2013-09-25, 09:33 PM
I don't know.

Have you read 2 Peter?

@V I'm talking about the one in the Bible. Is there another?

Cuthalion
2013-09-25, 10:18 PM
Yes. It is a good book, if you're talking about the one I am. :smallconfused:

What's your favorite sports team?

@^: Eh, you're probably right. I have no idea what else it would be, I was just trying to be open to possibilities, 'cause who knows what people have called things. :smallsmile:

BasketOfPuppies
2013-09-26, 12:55 PM
San Antonio Spurs (basketball) I grew up watching games with my grandfather and I liked them.

TPBM, what's the funniest thing that has happened to you?

Laughing Dog
2013-10-02, 10:55 PM
I ran into a closed door.

TPBM, do you prefer apple cider or hot chocolate?

Arkhosia
2013-10-03, 05:27 AM
Hot chocolate!


TPBM: what canceled or ended cartoon series do you miss most?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-03, 07:37 AM
Eh, not too big on the toons, personally.

What's your favourite episode of your favourite show?

Nix Nihila
2013-10-03, 02:15 PM
It has to be a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, but there are too many great ones to conclusively decide on a favorite. I might have to go with Season Four's Hush. Though it lacks the emotional punch which episodes like The Body or Conversations With Dead People provide, it's a truly excellent episode amid one of the more lacking seasons, and very easy to appreciate even if you've never seen the show before.

Do you have anything exciting planned for this Hallowe'en?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-10-03, 02:28 PM
We're moving the outhouse to the front lawn and I'm dressing as a zombie to bust out of it when people walk by.

TPBM, how goes your day?

Kneenibble
2013-10-03, 02:38 PM
I fear that like last year, my cabbage-cabbage, a rough surfeit of responsibilities will prevent my participating in the themed Hallowe'en festivities to which I was once accustomed. I don't think my friends have even agreed on a theme this year, and time to make a costume is ticking preciously away.

edit I am feeling melancholy today, Basket. I wish I could have stayed home and played the piano all morning.


Are you fond of the composition of Philip Glass?

Tris
2013-10-03, 09:27 PM
I enjoy his compositions.

Do you think Belkar is going to die soon?

Arkhosia
2013-10-04, 06:14 AM
Yes.

TPBM is a fan of Sheogorath, Daedric Prince Of Madness.

TheCountAlucard
2013-10-04, 06:59 AM
I am in fact fond of myself, thank you very much. :smalltongue:

At the finale of the Shivering Isles expansion, you become the new Sheogorath.

TPBM, did you read my spoilered text?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-04, 07:26 AM
Yes. Yes I did.

What's your favourite pop album of the past 10 years?

Laughing Dog
2013-10-05, 05:34 PM
Don't have one.

TPBM, do you listen to Lordi?

Tris
2013-10-05, 08:19 PM
No.

Have you taken IB classes?

Lateral
2013-10-06, 08:36 PM
Nah, my school only offers APs. Though I'm taking something like six of those over the next couple of years.

WHY couldn't I have given myself a reasonable workload?

Arkhosia
2013-10-06, 08:46 PM
I don't know.


TPBM can sing the Doom Song

TheCountAlucard
2013-10-06, 09:12 PM
That's not a question.

What would your favorite pizza topping be?

Tris
2013-10-06, 09:34 PM
If what?

Are you going to ask a question correctly?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-10-06, 10:07 PM
Nope.

My gorilla ate my wheelbarrow.

Arkhosia
2013-10-06, 10:13 PM
Is his name magilla?

Why am I yelling NOT MY CABBAGES!, again?

Laughing Dog
2013-10-06, 11:01 PM
Rabbits in your garden?

What should I ask you?

Tris
2013-10-06, 11:21 PM
"What should I ask you?"

Como se dice "apple" en Espaol?

Lateral
2013-10-06, 11:57 PM
Don't know. I don't speak that crazy taco language.
It's a joke, guys. I took it for five years, dropped it like a rusty anvil.

Why does homework have to involve so much damn work?

KazilDarkeye
2013-10-07, 08:11 AM
If it wasn't so much work then it could be completed in school/work and therefore wouldn't need to be taken home.

How would you go about designing a pillow fort?

TheCountAlucard
2013-10-07, 09:14 AM
Lots of careful planning, probably even draw up some prototypes on paper, before scrapping it all and just doing whatever. :smalltongue:

Is a barrel of monkeys really all that fun?

Laughing Dog
2013-10-07, 02:19 PM
Not really.

Wherefore do people think that 'wherefore' means where?

Arkhosia
2013-10-07, 02:55 PM
I don't know

RWBY, Sword Art Online, Fallout NV, or Avatar last airbender?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-07, 06:42 PM
Fallout NV by virtue of being one of two that I've actually heard of.

Can I borrow some chapstick?

Tris
2013-10-07, 07:45 PM
Not from me.

Have you played Axis & Allies?

Kneenibble
2013-10-08, 02:44 PM
I have come close to playing it, but I'm afraid my friend took so long to set it up and explain how it works that I was altogether too exhausted to begin! Another day I shall.


Why have you stopped replying to my sexts?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-10-09, 03:58 PM
I TOLD you, I met someone. I'm sorry. It's not you, it's me.

TPAM, what have you done of note today?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-09, 06:16 PM
It's only 9AM. So, unless cooking some salmon counts; nothing.

Got a mentor, TPBM?

Tris
2013-10-10, 12:33 AM
Not really.

Do you watch the Nostalgia Critic?

Laughing Dog
2013-10-10, 10:34 AM
No. I Don't.

Did you check for White text, TPBM?

Arkhosia
2013-10-10, 10:35 AM
Yes!

TPBM should be doing work.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-10, 01:34 PM
It's five in the morning, so...

TPBM's favourite movie was released in the past 20 years?

@V: How about now? :smalltongue:

Tris
2013-10-11, 03:40 PM
That's not a question, but my favorite movie is Being There from 1979. That's 34 years ago.

Have you watched Being There?

Laughing Dog
2013-10-11, 04:38 PM
Nada.

What would be your most dreaded Pokmon to face?

Nix Nihila
2013-10-11, 11:36 PM
Perhaps the mime one (Mr. Mime I think?) Quite garish and unsettling. But I know very little about Pokmon, so there are probably more frightening ones.

What does it mean if all of the makeup products I've recently purchased have names like "Malice" and "Sulfurous"? I'm starting to become concerned. :smalleek:

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-12, 12:00 AM
It means the makeup industry has jumped the shark again.

What was the last album you listened to?

Tris
2013-10-12, 11:34 PM
The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway.

How many US presidents have been assassinated?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-10-13, 09:28 AM
4. Lincoln, Garfield, Kennedy, and I can't remember the last one...

TPBM, how goes life?

Laughing Dog
2013-10-13, 04:22 PM
Fair to middlin'.

TPBM, If you could be any character from Order of the Stick, who would you be and why.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-13, 05:34 PM
Thor. Given the choice between constant peril and boring godhood, I'm sorry, I'll take the latter.

Should I change my britta filter?

Cuthalion
2013-10-13, 09:39 PM
Erm... if your water is starting to taste weird or something.

Do you like the quote in my sig?

Arkhosia
2013-10-13, 09:40 PM
Yep!

Do you like the non-spoilered one in mine?

Laughing Dog
2013-10-14, 10:24 AM
I prefer the spoilered one, to be honest.

TPBM, do you listen to Sabaton?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-14, 05:21 PM
No! No! A thousand times, no! If you like them, good for you, but I can scarcely think of an artist that has me reaching for the mute button quicker.

Should I change my toothbrush?

Tris
2013-10-14, 09:54 PM
If you want to.

What was the turning point in the third year of the Faunus War?

Arkhosia
2013-10-14, 10:06 PM
Uhh... Binoculars! :smalltongue:

TPBM, do you want to ride your bicycle where you like?

Laughing Dog
2013-10-15, 11:48 AM
I don't ride bicycles.

TPBM, who is your favorite RWBY character?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-15, 02:14 PM
What's a, is it, "RWBY"? :smallconfused:

Where you in 1992?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-10-15, 09:21 PM
I was not alive in 1992.

What is your favorite pastime?

Arkhosia
2013-10-15, 09:33 PM
FFRPGs on this forum, or watching RWBY

TPBM, Do you want to ride your bicycle, do you want I ride your bike? Do you want to ride your bicycle, want to ride it where you like? :smalltongue:

Tris
2013-10-15, 10:05 PM
Sure!

Have you watched a Soviet propaganda film?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-10-15, 10:06 PM
Nope. Not yet, anyway. Are they as well directed as the Nazi ones?

How do you feel about strings in your rock music?

TheCountAlucard
2013-10-16, 05:23 PM
I appreciate them from time to time. :smalltongue:

What's your least-favorite sequel (that you still actually watched) of this year?

Cuthalion
2013-11-07, 08:44 PM
Um. I'll have to go with.... The Two Towers? Seeing as that is the only sequel I watched. I like it, though.

Would you like to play in a 3.5 Privateer game DM'ed by me?

Lateral
2013-11-07, 08:48 PM
Yes, if this were March. I don't exactly have that kind of time. :smallfrown:

LATIN IS HAAAAAAAAAAARD.

...

?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-11-07, 09:06 PM
Yes. I, too, am in Latin. Latin 1 to be exact.

TPBM, what foreign language will you/are you/did you take and why?

Arkhosia
2013-11-07, 10:24 PM
I'm taking Latin 1 too!

TPBM, what is your favorite PC or NPC you've ever played?

Tris
2013-11-07, 10:53 PM
I've liked Tanar so far. (In fact, I'm using him in two different contexts).

What is the longest campaign you've run/played.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-11-08, 01:59 AM
I don't quite understand the question.

What's your favourite film of the 1990's?

4here4
2013-11-08, 04:02 PM
I'm gonna say Toy Story. Childhood memories, man. Best part of life.

If you could learn, in real life, any one spell from D&D, but still be constrained by all of its rules, what spell would it be?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-11-08, 04:25 PM
Magic Missile has no downsides and can one-shot anyone (peasants have 2 hp)

Why on earth did you do that?

Cuthalion
2013-11-08, 04:34 PM
I wanted to.

Would you have enough time to participate in a 3.5 privateer game?

Arkhosia
2013-11-08, 04:36 PM
I don't play 3.5. Sorry.

TPBM's favorite RWBY character is either Nora or Penny

Tris
2013-11-08, 08:04 PM
No. Currently, my favorite RWBY character is Roman Torchwick.

What is the longest RPG campaign that you've run/played.

4here4
2013-11-09, 12:26 AM
My longest campaign lasted five months back when I was 10, but then the DM moved away and none of us have heard from him in years. :smallfrown:

Do you enjoy playing monstrous races?

Lateral
2013-11-09, 12:33 PM
Yes. I've played a thri-kreen soulbow (with Lucky and MWF; that guy's full attacks took forever to resolve), an unbodied Telepath that was basically a Great Old One, and an Anthropomorphic Bear Drunken Master (HOT DAMN was that a fun campaign). Also, I've had the party I'm DMing (well, DMed, and hopefully will DM again) up against an insane Anthro Toad cleric (the self-proclaimed 'King of Slaads'), as well as an awakened animated Gargantuan statue with three levels of Warblade.

SCIENCE?

@V: SCIENCE!

Arkhosia
2013-11-09, 02:01 PM
SCIENCE!!!


What's your favorite melee weapon?

Tris
2013-11-09, 05:01 PM
A sword.

Why is the moon green?

4here4
2013-11-09, 05:06 PM
The moon is green because sometimes the cheese up there gets too much sun and starts growing mold. That, or you left your green-tinted glasses on.

Supervillains only seem to pop up after the superheroes recieve their powers, so my question is: Do supervillains cause superheroes or is it the other way around?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-11-09, 11:48 PM
The superhero genre is built upon contrivance and coincidence.

Good morning, sunshine, how do you want your eggs?

Blue Ghost
2013-11-10, 12:04 AM
I'd like them scrambled with tomatoes, please. :smallsmile:

How may I serve you today?

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-11, 07:34 AM
Some ibuprofen! My kingdom for some ibuprofen!

TPBM, are you cold? If so, why the heck are you in the refrigerator?!?

4here4
2013-11-11, 08:33 AM
But I like it in here. :smallfrown: It's dark and has plenty of food.

Would you like a complimentary elephant?

AKA_Bait
2013-11-18, 11:43 AM
No thanks. But, if you have any extra alpacas, I have a friend who wants to start a farm.

What would be a truly excellent question to ask you?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-11-18, 12:17 PM
I dunno. Something about jazz, maybe?

It's 4 AM. What do I do now?

Dudeons
2013-11-19, 11:00 AM
In Japanese, 4=death, so I would reccommend hiding for now.

What does the fox say?

4here4
2013-11-19, 03:28 PM
The fox says, "Please stop singing songs about me. I just want to live in peace and eat grubs..." Foxes eat grubs, right?

What is an electron made of?

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-20, 05:36 AM
The teaching of the Immaculate Dragons is that lightning is of the province of Air, and so it is by Mela's will that these "electrons" exist.

The teaching of the Neverborn is that all things pass into Oblivion, so the substance of it matters not - it must die so that the titans can finally know peace.

What's the best meal you've ever cooked?

AKA_Bait
2013-11-20, 09:38 AM
I've cooked a lot of meals in my day. The most recent really good one that I can remember was a butternut squash lasagne with garlic bread, sauteed spinach, and dish of roasted butternut squash, sweet potato, apples and pears with cinnamon sugar and butter. There was also a pretty good bottle of wine, but I didn't cook that.

What was the most profound thought you had yesterday?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-11-20, 10:46 AM
It's probably "What if everyone and everything around me is just a complex illusion placed on me so that I don't realize the truth?"

Why?

4here4
2013-11-20, 03:25 PM
Simply because. :smallsmile:

Would it be okay with you if we wrote a reminder of things you'd forget to do today otherwise, using a green magic marker, if it's all right, on the back of your head?

Kneenibble
2013-11-20, 05:36 PM
That's totally fine by me, but you have to do it wearing tiny 70s gym shorts and sneakers with knee-high tube socks. Compromise.


Is there enough calcium in your diet?

Nix Nihila
2013-11-21, 11:20 PM
I do enjoy almonds and cruciferous vegetables, but I'd venture to guess that I get less calcium than most.

Do you have a favorite culinary tradition for the holidays among your family?

Lateral
2013-11-22, 12:03 AM
Probably the day after Thanksgiving. See, we like to have people over for Thanksgiving, but... we're vegetarians, and everyone always wants turkey for dinner. So, we just bring everyone over the next night instead. It's awesome. It's like getting Thanksgiving dinner twice, only it's better the second time.

Quis tibi, saeve puer, dedit hoc in carmina iuris?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-11-22, 01:37 AM
I'm sorry, I'm not that far into Latin yet. I got "Who are you... Boy..."

TPBM, what is the best vacation you've been on so far?

Drager
2013-11-22, 11:23 AM
Not sure, but one of the ones to Berlin. I love Berlin.

TPBM what is best in life?

AKA_Bait
2013-11-22, 11:47 AM
The crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and listen to the lamentations of their women. Restful sleep.

TPBM what is worst in life?

4here4
2013-11-22, 03:37 PM
Living on the same plane with lesser species, good prevailing over evil, CVMS (Compulsive Villain Monologuing Syndrome) People who say "infer" in the place of "imply."

What is your favorite way to prepare, or eat, steak?

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-23, 12:17 AM
For both, my answer is "slowly!"

Cooking something a long time over very low heat gives a far greater degree of control.

What seasonings would you like on your steak?

Laughing Dog
2013-11-23, 09:46 PM
Garlic, Thyme, and Cinnamon please.

What is the strangest thing you've eaten?

BasketOfPuppies
2013-11-24, 04:18 AM
Have or will? Have is most likely alligator soup, will is kidney pie.

TPBM, what's wrong?

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-24, 06:28 AM
Some certified genius of a customer accidentally tossed his keys into a hole, and our managers spent an hour searching for them for him while he complained at us. Y'know, there's worse places you could be you could have been stuck outside in the cold. :annoyed:

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-11-24, 04:05 PM
I'm guessing San Diego. Original, huh? :P

What's the best color?

Ionathus
2013-11-24, 06:40 PM
Scarlet.

Who do you love that everyone else seems to hate?

Lateral
2013-11-24, 07:54 PM
Jar-Jar, though that may have had something to do with being two when Phantom Menace came out.

Is life meaningless?

Nix Nihila
2013-11-24, 10:24 PM
I don't think it's inherently meaningful. In any case, I think it's rather futile to search for it. But to paraphrase a line from Angel, if nothing we do matters, all that matters is what we do.

Is it possible to commit an immoral act with respect to yourself, or does an action have to impact someone else to be subject to moral judgement?

Sabeki
2013-11-24, 10:26 PM
Yes.

To be, or not to be?

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-24, 11:22 PM
What kind of question is that?!? :smalltongue:

What's the farthest you've gone, the most effort you've taken, just for the sake of being pedantic? (I, for instance, spent an hour just today reading about feral children for the sake of poking a hole in someone's tangent.)

Lateral
2013-11-24, 11:36 PM
Spent two hours researching the etymological origin of 'factotum,' trying to determine whether the proper pluralization is 'factotums' or 'factota.' (If it's just derived from Latin words, say via French or something, then 'factotums' is probably preferable, whereas if it's a direct acquisition from Latin, 'factota' is usually better, given that the word isn't common enough to have become a fully-fledged English word rather than a loan. 'Exit' is an example of a word that originated as a loan word directly from Latin, but is both old enough and commonly used enough to have really turned into an English word and not a loan word- 'they' exit, 'they' don't exeunt. Turns out, it is a loan, but from a word coined in medieval Latin, so I have no idea.)

Why the hell do I have two tests on the same day, in both of my AP subjects, right before Thanksgiving?

Ionathus
2013-11-25, 08:03 AM
They're preparing you for college. Have fun with the easy stuff while it lasts.

Why do most Americans have a problem with Christmas songs before Thanksgiving?

Laughing Dog
2013-11-25, 02:02 PM
I believe it is the fact that we prefer to not have to deal with the stuff for a major holiday until we are done with all major holidays before that holiday.

Why do some people hate elves?

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-25, 03:12 PM
Well, the fact that they're twisted abominations from beyond the edges of our reality is a factor; how they are false, hollow beings who thrive in our ordered world only through the consumption of the dreams and very souls of others seems like a contributing detail. How even the "nice" ones addict you to their gossamer presence, how they manage to have such an utterly inhuman perspective

But I guess some people might be just racist or something.

Hey, am I late for Gnome Week or something? :smallconfused:

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-11-25, 03:21 PM
Seems so, it was ALREADY HERE and all.

http://imageshack.com/a/img856/3771/w3fx.png

What's the deal with your location?

AKA_Bait
2013-11-25, 03:39 PM
Federal marshals would prevent you from visiting me without permission.

Where would you be if you could be anywhere?

Ionathus
2013-11-26, 08:09 AM
Home.

Which current project have you been procrastinating for the longest amount of time?

Sabeki
2013-11-26, 10:45 AM
I'll answer that... Later.

Hey, TPBM, how can you do what you do?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-11-26, 10:50 AM
It's not easy. The days get long and the poetry more intense.

Do you realize that you have the most beautiful face?

TheCountAlucard
2013-11-26, 11:03 AM
Thank you for noticing! :smallbiggrin:

Actually, between beard and glasses and shaggy hair, you wouldn't see too much of my face.

Read any Lord Dunsany lately?

4here4
2013-12-02, 05:30 PM
Well, not recently. Or ever before. I've never heard of him either. But other than that, yes!

What muscle is your favorite? (not including muscle beaches)

Laughing Dog
2013-12-02, 05:51 PM
Tongue. It's not only the strongest muscle, it is also the one that allows me to engoy Popcorn.

What's your favorite pronoun?

Kneenibble
2013-12-04, 02:43 PM
I like iste/ista/istud for the implied stank.


What's the oldest book you have touched?


@v Hey that's quite neat.

Gorm_the_DBA
2013-12-04, 03:16 PM
A 1850's manual on how to outfit a Whaling Vessel for a whaling voyage successfully (my GGG-Grandfather was a whaling captain back when whales were plentiful, and the whales had a better than average chance at winning a given encounter)

HEy, next poster....Rock, Paper, Scissors, lizard, or Spock?

4here4
2013-12-04, 03:24 PM
Hm... Paper will biodegrade, scissors will rust and become useless, lizard and Spock will both die, but rock? Even if crushed up and scattered across the world, rock is forever.

If you made a country where you were the ultimate decider of all issues, foreign and domestic, what would the country be called?