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2013-12-04, 04:09 PM
The Republic of Freedonia.

Do you know who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

2013-12-05, 03:43 AM

TPBM, can you answer this post in haiku?

2013-12-05, 07:23 AM
Did you really think
That I couldn't? Hey look, a

TPBM, who, where, why, when, and how?

2013-12-05, 03:27 PM
Who else?
Over there.
Simply because.
Probably magnets.

If you could have any creature from any video game as your pet, what would it be? (It would stay true to its nature, but would never harm you)

Passive Pete
2013-12-05, 05:16 PM
Isn't it obvious? Yoshi!

What is the best thing to say to someone as you casually stroll out of their bedroom closet, where you have been hiding for 3 hours?

2013-12-06, 09:56 AM
I'll talk to you in a moment, but I really must get to the bathroom.

Do you want a free doughnut?

2013-12-06, 01:50 PM
I get plenty of free donuts at work; all the same, I won't say no… unless you got that donut out of the bathroom. :yuk:

Do you like hot chili on a chilly day?

Laughing Dog
2013-12-06, 02:00 PM
I don't like spicy foods on any sort of day.

Do you know which way you're supposed to turn from Albrequerque?

2013-12-06, 03:07 PM
Just follow Bugs Bunny, and when you get to Albuquerque, turn the other way.

Would you rather have retractable claws or retractable antennae?

2013-12-06, 03:21 PM
I already have one retractable antenna, and I won't trade it for claws.

How fabulous are your socks?

Nix Nihila
2013-12-06, 07:02 PM
Only moderately. Currently I'm wearing black and grey striped knee socks, which are among the more interesting socks that I own. Most of my socks are rather plain, sadly.

Do you enjoy horror? If so, do you have any decent book/movie recommendations?

Laughing Dog
2013-12-07, 12:48 AM
I only enjoy Horror songs, and it's been awhile since I listened to them, sorry.

Tpbm, can you recommend any good horror songs?

2013-12-07, 11:16 AM
For horror, I'd recommend 'Circle You (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbHZ6uWeR3U)'. It's a vocaloid song, but it's one of the creepier songs I've heard.

Poster below me, what's your opinion on bronies?

@V: Sounds fair enough. One of my better friends is a brony, and he convinced me to try watching the show.

2013-12-07, 11:22 AM
Everyone's allowed to like what they do, as long as they don't push it on others. I know a brony. He's a nice guy.

TPBM, what is tha carrying capacity of an unladen European swallow?

2013-12-07, 01:23 PM
*Insert obligatory question about the regionality of said swallow here*

What would you do in a zombie apocalypse if you were infected, fully transformed into a zombie, but kept your memories, consciousness, and basically human mindset?

2013-12-07, 01:26 PM
*Insert obligatory question about the regionality of said swallow here*

What would you do in a zombie apocalypse if you were infected, fully transformed into a zombie, but kept your memories, consciousness, and basically human mindset?

Develop a cure. I don't want to be maggot food!

Favorite ME renegade option?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-12-12, 11:24 PM


Oh! Video games! I see. Uhh... Sorry. I'm not sure I have sufficient knowledge to answer this question in an educated way.

TPBM, do you play video games?

EDIT: @V I don't even know what your avatar is

2013-12-12, 11:27 PM
*glances at avatar*


To TPBM: What is your favorite smiley of the ones on this forum?

2013-12-13, 12:30 PM
I like :furious: It's the dark horse of the smilies.

How did they reward you when you turned in your best friend?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-12-13, 01:20 PM
Friend? Best? I think you give me too much credit. I once got the courage to talk to a girl while waiting for a bus and she threw her laptop at me.

TPBM, I'm going to pick up some Chinese food. Want anything?

2013-12-13, 03:07 PM
Yeah, get me some of those naaaasty fried pork things. Those are delicious.

TPBM, how are you so brutiful? How are you so brutiful and good?

2014-01-02, 07:15 PM
You've just got to be brutal in comical ways. That's how you find the balance.

Will you hug me? I'm feeling a little down.

2014-01-02, 08:22 PM
Any time, anywhere. *hugs*

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Nix Nihila
2014-01-03, 12:24 AM
Depends very much on context, but generally I like it when people appeal to my vanity.

How has the new year treated you so far?

Laughing Dog
2014-01-03, 12:42 AM
Fairly well, actually.

Hear any good horror songs lately?

Gnomish Wanderer
2014-01-03, 01:32 AM
John Henry Gonna by Those Poor Bastards

Why is life so completely stupid?

2014-01-03, 02:38 AM
Because life itself actually is an illusion created by highly intelligent but oh-so-cruel aliens!

Why is the World huge and small at the same time?

DJ Yung Crunk
2014-01-03, 03:09 AM
Because it's actually a TARDIS

What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?

2014-01-07, 11:55 AM
Gravity, which while entertaining was overrated imho. I feel like someone in Hollywood asked the question "what haven't we blown up yet?" got the response "The ISS!" and that movie was the result.

What is the song you most recently sang along to?

2014-01-07, 06:21 PM
The theme to Portal. :smallbiggrin:

Are you ignoring me, TPBM?

2014-01-08, 03:06 AM
*no response*

Do you play Pokemon, TPBM?

DJ Yung Crunk
2014-01-08, 03:11 AM
I'm playing the latest one infrequently. It's... okay?

Is TPBM an outdoorsman?

Targ Collective
2014-01-08, 04:22 AM
Absolutely not.

Of all the mods for RPGs you've ever played, what was your favourite?

2014-01-08, 09:02 AM
Definitely the Ex2.5 rules update. Unless you're talking console or computer roleplaying games, then I don't really have one.

Which Exalt type would you most want to be?

2014-01-08, 03:53 PM
From what I've seen, I'd want to be one of the ones with... um... "lunar" in their name? If that didn't make sense, that's because I don't really know much about Exalted. :smallredface:

What would you do if you were the first carrier of the zombie plague?

2014-01-08, 04:34 PM
I would start by, wait, zombies can't think. I'd just bite everyone in the face.

TPBM, what is the last movie you saw in the theatre?

Gnomish Wanderer
2014-01-20, 01:14 AM
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire for the second time. Twas good.

TPBM, how now brown cow?

2014-01-20, 01:25 AM
Tao kowtow meow. Ciao.

If you saw a river with chocolate fish swimming in it, would you eat them?

DJ Yung Crunk
2014-01-20, 05:07 AM
No. I don't even like chocolate and who knows what's in that river that it created chocolate fish.

TPBM, ever cried at music? Be honest, now.

Sgt. Cookie
2014-01-20, 08:01 AM
...Yes. It was one of the songs from the Polar Express. Don't remember the name.

If you could pick any three people (real) to get drunk with, who would they be?

Gnomish Wanderer
2014-01-22, 12:39 AM
I don't drink.

TPBM, take a look at the clouds, tell me what do you see?

2014-01-23, 05:52 PM
No clouds right now. :smallsigh:

What's the last book you checked out of a library?

2014-01-24, 11:51 AM
The Dictionary of Materials and Manufacturing. I live an exciting life.

If you could have an entirely accurate and understandable answer to any one question, what would you ask?

2014-01-24, 12:49 PM
How can I make someone be out of my life forever with no adverse side effects and/or consequences towards me, directly of indirectly?

TPBM, how cold is it outside?

2014-01-24, 02:24 PM
A balmy 15 degrees Fahrenheit. Good weather for short sleeves and brisk walks.

TPBM in what manner would you consider yourself the most unusual?

2014-01-24, 04:50 PM
The fact that I pace in the bathroom and monologue.

TPBM. If you've done a tabletop RPG before, who was the best character you've made?

2014-01-24, 05:38 PM
Best PC: Malebranch Teppic, 3.5 Forgotten Realms Campaign, CG Multiclass Cleric of Sharess/Bard. A barrel of fun to play.

Best NPC: Probably Silas, the rat lich. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55087)

TPBM, what is your favorite sandwich?

Meth In a Mine
2014-01-24, 06:58 PM
I loves me some pulled pork.

TPBM, if you could cast one spell (epic or otherwise) on anyone or anything but only ONCE, what spell would it be and what would the target be?

Targ Collective
2014-01-25, 07:21 PM
It would be a homebrewed spell to Ascend to Godhood, cast on myself. Details are somewhat complicated but I'm willing to share if you're really interested.

What's your favourite colour, PBM?

2014-01-25, 10:30 PM

TPBM, if you could be one fantasy creature, what kind? (No shapeshifters.)

2014-01-26, 01:58 AM
Hrm, probably a Halfling/Hobbit. I have a big appetite and don't like change.

TPBM, what is the last book you read?

2014-01-27, 09:59 PM
um, I've had to read alot for last semester, probably over 10 books total. Think it was Shame Interrupted tho for fun been reading LotR over winter break

next person: favorite number?

Laughing Dog
2014-01-27, 10:09 PM

Person Below Myself, what is your favorite tea?

Targ Collective
2014-01-27, 10:29 PM
Hard to say, I like a lot of foods. For tea I think right now I'd go for a goat's cheese salad.

TPBM, what is something you are only prepared to share about yourself here?

2014-01-28, 09:36 AM
Sorry, but there is no such thing. If I'm willing to share it someplace on the internet, I'm willing to share it anyplace.

TPBM what is your favorite line in movie history?

Meth In a Mine
2014-02-05, 11:17 PM
"There can be only one."

TPBM, what is the way you would you most like to see someone die?:smallamused:

2014-02-08, 06:55 PM
Difficult, difficult either being gnawed to Death by the Rabbit of Caerbannog or sneezing one self inside out.

TPBM What is the worst story you have ever read? (This includes fiction, non-fiction and fanfiction)

2014-02-14, 05:52 PM
Probably the entirety of Golden Sun: Dark Dawn. Great gameplay, but were they drunk or something when they wrote up the plot? It's like they couldn't decide what they were doing with it or something. So disappointing...

So, let me ask you, future poster: if you suddenly found yourself the owner of a great deal of money, what would be the SECOND thing you'd spend it on? Bonus points if you manage an answer without referencing the first thing and don't raise any questions about it.

@V: I'm not a car guy, but I can appreciate the value of a fine motor vehicle. Also, you win bonus points!

2014-02-18, 11:21 AM
I'd take my 23 year old, beat up, little red BMW to a dealership and say to the guy in the shop "fix it." When they asked what, I'd say "everything."

TPBM, what is the most annoying song you know?

2014-02-22, 06:00 PM
I can't really think of anything 'annoying' but I imagine the ever so classic PFUDOR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRC4Vk6kisY) could annoy some.

Poster below me, if I held you at gunpoint and told you to give me your wallet, what would you do? Bonus points for creativity!

2014-02-23, 10:12 AM
I'd show you that my wallet doesn't have anything useful to you in it, unless you want my state ID, a crappy mart discount card, or a scrap of paper with Bleak Ink's (possibly-outdated!) mailing address on it (because one of these days I'm gonna bake some goodies and mail them to her), and hope that dissuades you from taking it.

Regardless, I'll wait 'til you're gone and call the police.

What do you think of TPAM's new ponytar?

Targ Collective
2014-03-06, 09:53 AM
Looks reasonable enough.

PBM, tell me a seeecret.

DJ Yung Crunk
2014-04-04, 04:50 AM
Then it would be cease to be a secret. Also, pedantry powers engage: That wasn't, technically, a question, was it?

TPBM, are you an annoying pedant, too?

2014-04-04, 08:49 PM
I wouldn't technically say I'm annoying, as I don't engage in pedantry quite often enough to actually come off as annoying (or much of anything at all, really).

Hey TPBM, what's your favorite Pokemon (that's not a starter or a legendary)?

Dire Moose
2014-04-05, 10:59 AM
Too many to choose!

Zangoose would have my vote for getting me through Ruby in one piece; STAB on Normal attacks, Swords Dance, and a high attack stat work together pretty well.

TPBM, where did you hide the bodies?

Targ Collective
2014-04-05, 03:34 PM
In the.... Heey, you're not catching me out that way.

PBM, if Pokemon were to be discovered in real life and Pokemon battling were commonplace, would you attempt to emigrate to another Universe, assuming this were feasible?

2014-04-06, 09:26 AM
The world of Pokemon starts to scare me if I think about it too much.

In fact, I'm thinking I'd rather live in the World of Darkness. Assuming I'm not already. :smalltongue:

TPBM, what's your favorite WoD splat?

2014-05-15, 07:11 AM
World of Darkness ? Sorry, I don't touch that stuff with an 11 foot pole.

TPBM What was the last thing that made you 'lol' ?

2014-05-17, 05:40 AM
Last night at 3AM I turned my computer into a Pusheen haven.

TPBM, what is your most recent injury?

Targ Collective
2014-05-17, 07:57 AM
Depends on how you define 'injury'. One of my nails started bleeding when I trimmed it - no pain, just blood - does that count?

TPBM, what practical, real life magic have you ever done, if any?

DJ Yung Crunk
2014-05-17, 03:42 PM
"Real life" and "magic" seem like exclusive terms. Unless you're joking. This forum has a confusing sense of humour.

Does TPBM play an instrument?

2014-06-19, 02:32 AM
I used to play the flute. I've still got it somewhere...

And I'm they mean magic as in magician shows where they use sleight of hand and such.

TPBM, what is your favourite fruit?

5a Violista
2014-06-19, 03:03 PM
Ouch, this is a very difficult question. I love passion fruit (especially the Golden variety), and jack fruit, and that cashew fruit. Cherries are delicious, and raspberries even more so. This is so difficult. I haven't met a single fruit that I haven't loved.

If I have to pick one, I'd have to say a cashew fruit, with raspberries in a close second.

My question for you, the person who happens to be below me, is: which creative outlet do you prefer to do in your spare time?

2014-06-21, 12:10 PM
I draw; I write; I come up with pulpy descriptions for awesome things, and then find myself sad about not having a gaming group. :frown:

What's the longest hiatus in your gaming career? Did you bounce back from it? Can I have a hug?

2014-07-13, 05:19 AM
Not really sure as I've never really had what I would call a gaming career. And yes, you can have a hug.
*hugs the Count*

Oh wise and beneficent Person Below Me! Where did I leave my collection of forbidden tomes of eldritch lore?

2014-07-13, 11:25 AM
Have you checked the bathroom?

What underrated song would you like me to listen to?

Targ Collective
2014-07-13, 11:55 AM
I'm thinking of two, and I figure, why choose? Have a listen to Psychestric Pow and Plink Plank Funk. You can find them on Gooseworx's Youtube.

2014-07-13, 01:35 PM
Generic answer.

TPBM, what does Wensleydale cheese actually taste like?

2014-07-13, 08:25 PM
If I knew, I'd tell ya.

What do you do to pass the time when waiting for something?

2014-07-19, 03:16 AM
Depending where I am and what I have with me, it's either whip out my phone and play 2048, do crosswords or simply observe my surroundings.

The sweet lil' playgrounder beneath my post, what is a memory that you're not really sure if it actually happened or not?

Targ Collective
2014-07-19, 12:30 PM
Getting shot in the head. No, I'm not joking.

PBM, what is the most maaagical experience you've ever had?

2014-07-19, 03:39 PM
I went to this summer camp where we were told that fairies were on the table when we ate, and if we put our elbows on the table we would crush them. If that happened, we were supposed to scoop them up, mime stitching their wounds, kiss them, and blow them away. Being 9, I believed this. So one time I put my elbow on the table, then caught myself. But before I could finish the ritual, I was interrupted, and ended up not doing it. Several hours later, I found what appeared to be three mosquito bites, all on the same elbow. One mosquito bite would be one thing, but three? All on the same elbow that had crushed fairies? No, I had definitely been cursed by the dying fairies.

TPBM, when was the last time you cried?

2014-07-19, 09:43 PM
When my great-grandfather died.

TPBM, what's the most saccharinely happy picture you can find on the Internet?