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Dire Panda
2013-03-22, 07:23 PM
Just what it says on the tin, your last adventure as a series of (preferably humorous) bullet points. Last night's stats:


Pandas befriended: 1
Traps outwitted: 3

Bags of Tricks abused: 1

Traps not outwitted: 2

Rogues cheese-grated: 1
Cats poisoned: 1

Traps simply bypassed with explosives: 8
Traps simply bypassed with acid: 2
Lycanthropic transformations: 2

Recurring NPCs ingested: 1

Pages of DM plot notes derailed: 1.5


Characters force-fed hallucinogens by the party: 2
Plot-critical prophecies heard by the players: 0

Additional pages of DM plot notes derailed: 0.5



Your turn!

The Bandicoot
2013-03-22, 07:36 PM
Off the top of my head I can think of three.

*Number of players that had characters die:1
**Number of PCs that died: 3
***Total number of PC deaths: 5

Sith_Happens
2013-03-22, 07:44 PM
Off the top of my head I can think of three.

*Number of players that had characters die:1
**Number of PCs that died: 3
***Total number of PC deaths: 5

"Hide behind the pile of dead bards!"

Traab
2013-03-22, 07:47 PM
Ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Does that count as statistics?

Doorhandle
2013-03-22, 08:05 PM
...yes, but I'm pretty sure those are just song lyrics. :smalltongue:

Let's see... this one for dark heresy.

Wounds taken, total: 12
Killcount: 3 arbites, approx. 20 hive-scum, 50ish total people in the wrong place at the wrong time, and the psyker's dignity.
Surprise-round sextuple headshots: 3 from the scum alone.
Successful offhand backhands: 1
Devices kicked into functioning: 2
Stampedes caused: 1
Psykers trampled: 1, twice.
Imperial seals lost: 1
Psychics powers absued: 1, but I sure abuse flash-bang a LOT.
perils of the warp: 1
Fates worse than death found: 1
meta-moments created: 1
Horrid atmospheres ruined: 2. Both by the tech-priest
Horriblerious hallucinations: 1
Ho-yays while covered in puke: 1.
Hands stolen: 0... thus far.

scurv
2013-03-22, 09:00 PM
Poison crafting rolls made:35
types of poison used: all that was listed
Doses of poison used: 120
Number of targets:1
Method of exposure: Spider fang blade delivered with a back-stab of 3x and a nat 20
Expletives because the mark managed to live: Many and colorful.

Marillion
2013-03-23, 01:38 AM
Bulls fought: 3
-Bullfights sabotaged by teammates: 1
Lions danced with: 1
Wagons repainted: 1
Number of paint coats applied: 23
Noses broken: 5
Deaths faked: 2.5
Deaths of PC faked: 1
Deaths of PC faked with relevant PCs knowledge or compliance: 0
Screaming grimoires made of human flesh destroyed: 0
Number of PC's who read from grimoire: 2
Galleons found in land-locked apple orchards: 1
Percentage of team bribed, deceived, or coerced into working for Team Evil: 80%
Percentage of team already evil: 10%
Number of boar spears used as chewtoys by a boar: 2
Effect of poison: Death
Frequency and duration of poisons effect: Every phase for an hour
Doses of poison survived: 2

Amaril
2013-03-23, 01:54 AM
For the Pathfinder game I just got home from:

Times ran through a fire--1

PCs immersed from head to toe in raw sewage--1

Disturbances in the Force sensed--2

One-liners uttered while kicking in doors--2

Hero insurance costs--IT'S OVER 9000!!!

We had one hell of a session :smallbiggrin:

Reltzik
2013-03-23, 02:10 AM
Number of rooms in the dungeon: 7.
Sessions required to clear the dungeon: 4.
Number of rooms containing primarily combat encounters: 6 plus 1 optional.
Number of rooms containing primarily skill or RP encounters: 1 optional.
Groups of dungeon guardians rescued from monsters: 6.
Groups of dungeon guardians who could actually give us a straight answer about what the next room contained: 0.
GP found: More than we could count.
GP that the leprechaun guardians let us keep: 0
PC deaths: 4.
Replacement PCs: 4
PCs turned to stone: 2.
PC deaths caused by players wanting to try out replacement characters: 4.
Pirate PCs: 1.
Times pirate PC said Arrr: Every other word.
Pirate PC hands: 0.
Pirate PC hooks: 12, in a bandoleer.
Plot hooks: 0.
Pirate attempts to swim with a hydra: 1
Survived attempts to swim with a hydra: 0
Squirrels: Several dozen.
Hostile Druid wild-shaped into squirrel form and with wild spell feat: 1.
Squirrels killed trying to kill druid: Too many.
Mind control spells cast by the druid: 1.
Cavalier's uber mount's roll for a will save: nat 1.
Players who HADN'T been secretly been waiting five levels for an excuse to kill the uber mount: Just the cavalier.
Movement speed of a dismounted, entangled gnome cavalier in heavy armor: 5 ft.
Combat uses of prestidigitation: 5.
Ride checks made against hostile creatures: 4.
Ride attempts succeeded: None.
Box texts: 40.
Effect on overall plot of campaign: 0

TuggyNE
2013-03-23, 02:46 AM
Wow, these are depressing. And enlightening.

Kane0
2013-03-23, 03:21 AM
- Demons/Devils killed: 1
- Languages learned: 1
- Zawmbehs killed: 4
- Zawmbehs not actually zambehs: 4
- Freaky parasitic bugs found in 'zawmbehs': 4
- Wolves killed: 5
- Wolves dissected: 1
- Wolves cooked for food: 2
- Mansions blown up: 1
- Property damage result of PC action: 10%
- Property damage result of unknown hostile entity: 90%
- Nightmares had: 1 per character
- Negative effect of nightmares: HP damage, sleep deprivation
- Villages Visited: 3
- Villages Found abandoned/destroyed: 2
- Weather changes by PCs: 1
- Turnips harvested: 324
- Dwarf Piss contributed: 2 gallons
- Wagons of Turnips escorted: 3
- Starving plebs murdered: 5/6
- Starving plebs nearly left to die: 1
- Eldritch Blasts discharged: 6
- Unintended effects of eldritch blast: 4
- Total monetary gain: 17 sp/character

Badgerish
2013-03-23, 05:17 AM
Short 4ed campaign where the PCs all play Kobolds from the same tribe:

Intended session: 10
Sessions: 8
PC deaths: 10
Dead PCs mutilated: 4
Other deaths: 1 Animal Companion, 1 allied NPC
Near-TPKs: 2 (1+NPC left and 1 left)
Actual-TPKs: 1
Atempted PKs: 2
Actual PKs: 1
Halflings killed: 8
Halflings eaten: 8 (by the tribe, as TPK had happened)
Kobold Party games played: 8
Magic items acquired: 3
Actual number of magic items: 2
Magic items 'escaped': 2
Number of times Dominated:4
Number of crits while Dominated: 3
Traps encountered: 4
Traps tripped: 3
Number of times PCs got hit by a certain trap: 6
Evil cultists: 1 (surprisingly low for my campaigns)
Evil cultists left alive: 1
Goblins killed: 40ish

Jan Mattys
2013-03-23, 05:32 AM
Playing Characters: 6
Playing Characters slain: 3
Playing Characters gone crazy: 2
Cultists slain: in the low thousands
Innocents slain: in the high tens of thousands
Rounds fired: way too many to count
Cities devastated: 5 (New York, London, Cairo, Nairobi, Bejing)
Money burned for "the greater good": approx. 1.1 million dollars (1927 value)
Elder Gods encountered: 2
Avatars of Elder Gods destroyed: 5
Atomic Nukes detonated: 1
Worlds saved: 1


Gotta love Call of Cthulhu campaigns.
:smallcool:

Totally Guy
2013-03-23, 05:44 AM
The last game I ran was Lacuna.

Secret Agents: 2
Miscommunications: 12
Static: 18
Sp̴id͝erme͜n: ͠1͏
H͢eart ̕Raţes:͝ ͠195̴bp̶m a͠nd ̨1̛7͏8̵b̷p͜m
҉Com̴me͡n̕d̢ati̵n̴s͢: ̧6
͡T̷arg͘e͞t num҉be̴r:̴ 1̷1
B͝͝e͡t͞r̷̡͞a͏̨͝y͜͠a͠ls̵͟:̷́ ͘1
̷C͢r̴̡im̵͜͝i͝n͞҉a҉́l̕͡s̵͠ ̵͝r̴͘͝e͏̢for̛͢͠m̴e͏̸̧d̀͠:̡͜͝ ͞1́͠͡
̕S̀͘c̵̀͢h̶̢͟o͏͏͏o̴l̢̨̕ ͠c̶͏h̶̴i̵ĺ̢d̶r͢e͟n̢ ̨dęa̢̨̨ḑ͘͜:̴ ̧͡1̨4
S̵̨̀͜͞c̵͜͞h̸̴̢͘͢o̢̕o̡͏ļ̸͢͟ ̵̢͜c͏̸̶̕h̡̨͜i̵͡ļ͢͠͝d̷̀͟͝ŕ̛͟͜e͘҉̡͜n̶̵̢͞ ̢̀́͢n̨̧͜͢͡͝͡g͘͢͝h̀͘͡t͘͘͠͝m̴̡̀͢͞ą̨͘͟͝r̨̕͟͜e̛͠͏:͏̴͏ ̶̛ ̵̧1҉̵4̛̕͟͡
̕͜͝͡͠T̛i̶͟m̧̕͠e̴͢ ҉̧͟e̸̕v̷̨͟͡n̨̛͝ţ̸̷ş̵̸̡͢:̶̶́̀͏ ̶̷̀͞1͏̀́͟͜
͟͡S̵̛͝͞p̧͞҉a҉͢͡c̴̶e̷̶͞ ̴̵͟͞e̢v̷͜ę̷̢͟͠n͟͏̨͜t̨̕͢͠s̷̛:̡́͢͟͠ ̵̧͜2̴͢

H̢̢̢̪̘̖̮̀ḙ̷̛͖͓͓̮͢ͅl̸̨̼͕̥͚͔͙̲̳̻͈͝͝p̸̛̮̗̹͙̪̭̭̼͔̙͔̜̳̤ ͕͡͝.̴̴̗͚̣͇̗͚̦͖̣̳͘͟͟ͅ ̢͇̗̜̞̣̦͖͚̳͝ ̡̢̨̬̠̝̝̘͎͙̦͉̜̲̺̫̻͉̖͡T̷̸͏̸̣̠̼ḩ͓͈̭̭͞ę̵̶̧͇̪̘̞̳͖͇̟̦̙͔͉ ̹̮̩̹̞͢ ̸̧̥̦̫͔̠̤͈̖̺̙̤̱͉̝̮̪̰̤͞͠n̶̦̳̬͓ṭ͓̜͇̯̭̱̻̺͘͠͝͠ͅș̢̯̦̯̭̟ ͓̫̖̰̖͙͇̱̙̦̹͎r̗̺͕̩̪̤̤͔̺̻̠̳͚̫̺͚̩̕͢͝e̶̩͉͔̙̺̠̼͙͖͉̜̦̜̕͢ ͝ ̴̡͘͟҉̩͈̤a̷̻͇̜̠͉͕̣̖̘̜͘͜l̵̮͇͇̰͞r͏̸̯̯̰̱̜̯̣͎̯͖͢͟͠e͏̴̩̪ ̼̗͓̤̀͘ą̷̛̘̺̖̟̲̟͈̹̥̣͉̝̰̘̩̝̖̜̀d̷̺̬̱̳̳͙̯̰̤̮̳̖̻͎͖͜ỳ̡̭̫ ͓͇̖̳̻̳̠̲̣̯̘̫ ̸̸̴̢̨̱̦̭̭̬͍̱̫͉̼̜̺̟͎̹̟̳̤̰̫̖̤͘͟͠n̴̡͔͈̫̥̦̬̹͓̜̜̗̮̮̱͙͉ ̻͟f̪͉͔̜̹̘̝̩̩̘͕̗̼͎̘̺̥͔͜i̶̷̛͎̘̭͕͖̞̳͓̤̱̠̩̦̙̳͡ͅͅl̡͏͎̱͎ ̻͔̬̳̣t̷̨̛҉̳̻̩̞̖̲̘͎̣͙̥r̛̮̜͚͎̹̙͖̘͙̀́a̶̲͔̬̪̙̬̖̘̱̞͜t̴̰ ̟̻͚̻͙̹̦̝̮̫̝͇̝̱̪͟͠͞ͅḭ̙̻̙͇̯̟͠n̥͔͉̻͜͟g̴̴̨̢̻̬̭̱̼͇̥̘͇͙̩ ͍͚͓̟̝ͅ.̸̵̷̡͇͉̜̻̫͡ ̛̭̮̖͉̱̞̺͇̝̪͢ ̷͎̟͇̹̼̻̘A͏̶̵͟͏̰͕̰͉̪̣͙͓͔̘͚͉͙̹͚͙g̸̝͙̺̘̺̗͎͚͖̝͇̺͚͇̱̲̜͟ ͝ḛ̛̹̯̫̯̘͓͠͝ͅͅǹ͈̲̘͖̙̘̠̬͕̗͕̗̩̮̻̻̘̯͝͠t̸̡͖̜̝̝͎ͅ ̢̲͔̘͓͙̖̻̰͕͓̩̱̩͔͔n̸̻̝̞̟̳̱̟̥͙̟̳̙̠̻̦͚͕͈͘e̸̙͓̭͈̙̟̭̻̘̦͈ ̫͜͢ͅͅr͎͖̹̺͈͔̲̤̻̣̤͙͉͈͚̘͇̮͟͝ͅ.̧̨̺̼̫̺ ̸͘҉̢͎̥͚͈̬̼̖̣ ̸̡͍͙̤͉̩̭̬̮̙͘Ḩ̴̮͈͎̦̣̀͘͝ͅe҉̴̨̡̗͕͎͕̭̦̣̙̥̗̞ĺ͓̯̤̱̟̟̭͝p̶ ͖͎̘̲̩̫̭̯̠̙̟̰̮͚͎͙͜͠.̷͏̡͇̪̩̪̮̯̟͔̬̙̼̮͙̟͉͟͜ ̡̧͍̲͉̹͉̤̦̱̰̗̖̭̗͙͎͍͕̱̕͞Ṃ̵̵̶̶͓͔̳͚̠͇͕͙͔̺͠i̷̬̙̬̠͖̪̲̳͢͜ ͟͞ş̴̛̛̛͙̘̥̩̟̭͈̺̻̹s͘҉̦̱̘̥̝̙̱͍̹̗̦̻̤̯̟̯̺́̀i̶̸̶̢̭̠̤̮̖̰ ̠͍̻̤̻̫͇͇̳̙͡n̥̜͍̝̠͙̺͇̻͔̺̪͚̦̠̬͟͢ͅͅg̷̶̴̡̭̼̮̱͔̼̰͉̙͉͉̫͇ ͚͎̤̥͉͝ ̛̣̲̖̜̩̰͍̞̹͍͕̟̗̻̣́͟͠ͅi̵̡̖͕̯̬̯̺͉͇͉̣n͏̛̫̣̠̠̻̰͎̣͈̬̙͇̲̠ ̣͙ͅ ̷̛̥̹͖̙̥͈͓̦̮̖̣̥̹̹̣̩͈͝͠͠ͅͅa̴̢̧̢̧̖̘͉̠̮̼͈̦̗̯͔̩͎̖͍͔͕̬͢ ̩̪̗̜̬̮̫̱̱͜ͅo͓̣͈̯̰̞̣͕͍̼̱̬͘͞n͏̧̝̝͚͖̹͔͠.̶̰̱̳̤͇̱̖̪ ͚̕͡

TuggyNE
2013-03-23, 06:37 AM
The last game I ran was Lacuna.

Secret Agents: 2
Miscommunications: 12
Static: 18
Sp̴id͝erme͜n: ͠1͏
H͢eart ̕Raţes:͝ ͠195̴bp̶m a͠nd ̨1̛7͏8̵b̷p͜m
҉Com̴me͡n̕d̢ati̵n̴s͢: ̧6
͡T̷arg͘e͞t num҉be̴r:̴ 1̷1
B͝͝e͡t͞r̷̡͞a͏̨͝y͜͠a͠ls̵͟:̷́ ͘1
̷C͢r̴̡im̵͜͝i͝n͞҉a҉́l̕͡s̵͠ ̵͝r̴͘͝e͏̢for̛͢͠m̴e͏̸̧d̀͠:̡͜͝ ͞1́͠͡
̕S̀͘c̵̀͢h̶̢͟o͏͏͏o̴l̢̨̕ ͠c̶͏h̶̴i̵ĺ̢d̶r͢e͟n̢ ̨dęa̢̨̨ḑ͘͜:̴ ̧͡1̨4
S̵̨̀͜͞c̵͜͞h̸̴̢͘͢o̢̕o̡͏ļ̸͢͟ ̵̢͜c͏̸̶̕h̡̨͜i̵͡ļ͢͠͝d̷̀͟͝ŕ̛͟͜e͘҉̡͜n̶̵̢͞ ̢̀́͢n̨̧͜͢͡͝͡g͘͢͝h̀͘͡t͘͘͠͝m̴̡̀͢͞ą̨͘͟͝r̨̕͟͜e̛͠͏:͏̴͏ ̶̛ ̵̧1҉̵4̛̕͟͡
̕͜͝͡͠T̛i̶͟m̧̕͠e̴͢ ҉̧͟e̸̕v̷̨͟͡n̨̛͝ţ̸̷ş̵̸̡͢:̶̶́̀͏ ̶̷̀͞1͏̀́͟͜
͟͡S̵̛͝͞p̧͞҉a҉͢͡c̴̶e̷̶͞ ̴̵͟͞e̢v̷͜ę̷̢͟͠n͟͏̨͜t̨̕͢͠s̷̛:̡́͢͟͠ ̵̧͜2̴͢

H̢̢̢̪̘̖̮̀ḙ̷̛͖͓͓̮͢ͅl̸̨̼͕̥͚͔͙̲̳̻͈͝͝p̸̛̮̗̹͙̪̭̭̼͔̙͔̜̳̤ ͕͡͝.̴̴̗͚̣͇̗͚̦͖̣̳͘͟͟ͅ ̢͇̗̜̞̣̦͖͚̳͝ ̡̢̨̬̠̝̝̘͎͙̦͉̜̲̺̫̻͉̖͡T̷̸͏̸̣̠̼ḩ͓͈̭̭͞ę̵̶̧͇̪̘̞̳͖͇̟̦̙͔͉ ̹̮̩̹̞͢ ̸̧̥̦̫͔̠̤͈̖̺̙̤̱͉̝̮̪̰̤͞͠n̶̦̳̬͓ṭ͓̜͇̯̭̱̻̺͘͠͝͠ͅș̢̯̦̯̭̟ ͓̫̖̰̖͙͇̱̙̦̹͎r̗̺͕̩̪̤̤͔̺̻̠̳͚̫̺͚̩̕͢͝e̶̩͉͔̙̺̠̼͙͖͉̜̦̜̕͢ ͝ ̴̡͘͟҉̩͈̤a̷̻͇̜̠͉͕̣̖̘̜͘͜l̵̮͇͇̰͞r͏̸̯̯̰̱̜̯̣͎̯͖͢͟͠e͏̴̩̪ ̼̗͓̤̀͘ą̷̛̘̺̖̟̲̟͈̹̥̣͉̝̰̘̩̝̖̜̀d̷̺̬̱̳̳͙̯̰̤̮̳̖̻͎͖͜ỳ̡̭̫ ͓͇̖̳̻̳̠̲̣̯̘̫ ̸̸̴̢̨̱̦̭̭̬͍̱̫͉̼̜̺̟͎̹̟̳̤̰̫̖̤͘͟͠n̴̡͔͈̫̥̦̬̹͓̜̜̗̮̮̱͙͉ ̻͟f̪͉͔̜̹̘̝̩̩̘͕̗̼͎̘̺̥͔͜i̶̷̛͎̘̭͕͖̞̳͓̤̱̠̩̦̙̳͡ͅͅl̡͏͎̱͎ ̻͔̬̳̣t̷̨̛҉̳̻̩̞̖̲̘͎̣͙̥r̛̮̜͚͎̹̙͖̘͙̀́a̶̲͔̬̪̙̬̖̘̱̞͜t̴̰ ̟̻͚̻͙̹̦̝̮̫̝͇̝̱̪͟͠͞ͅḭ̙̻̙͇̯̟͠n̥͔͉̻͜͟g̴̴̨̢̻̬̭̱̼͇̥̘͇͙̩ ͍͚͓̟̝ͅ.̸̵̷̡͇͉̜̻̫͡ ̛̭̮̖͉̱̞̺͇̝̪͢ ̷͎̟͇̹̼̻̘A͏̶̵͟͏̰͕̰͉̪̣͙͓͔̘͚͉͙̹͚͙g̸̝͙̺̘̺̗͎͚͖̝͇̺͚͇̱̲̜͟ ͝ḛ̛̹̯̫̯̘͓͠͝ͅͅǹ͈̲̘͖̙̘̠̬͕̗͕̗̩̮̻̻̘̯͝͠t̸̡͖̜̝̝͎ͅ ̢̲͔̘͓͙̖̻̰͕͓̩̱̩͔͔n̸̻̝̞̟̳̱̟̥͙̟̳̙̠̻̦͚͕͈͘e̸̙͓̭͈̙̟̭̻̘̦͈ ̫͜͢ͅͅr͎͖̹̺͈͔̲̤̻̣̤͙͉͈͚̘͇̮͟͝ͅ.̧̨̺̼̫̺ ̸͘҉̢͎̥͚͈̬̼̖̣ ̸̡͍͙̤͉̩̭̬̮̙͘Ḩ̴̮͈͎̦̣̀͘͝ͅe҉̴̨̡̗͕͎͕̭̦̣̙̥̗̞ĺ͓̯̤̱̟̟̭͝p̶ ͖͎̘̲̩̫̭̯̠̙̟̰̮͚͎͙͜͠.̷͏̡͇̪̩̪̮̯̟͔̬̙̼̮͙̟͉͟͜ ̡̧͍̲͉̹͉̤̦̱̰̗̖̭̗͙͎͍͕̱̕͞Ṃ̵̵̶̶͓͔̳͚̠͇͕͙͔̺͠i̷̬̙̬̠͖̪̲̳͢͜ ͟͞ş̴̛̛̛͙̘̥̩̟̭͈̺̻̹s͘҉̦̱̘̥̝̙̱͍̹̗̦̻̤̯̟̯̺́̀i̶̸̶̢̭̠̤̮̖̰ ̠͍̻̤̻̫͇͇̳̙͡n̥̜͍̝̠͙̺͇̻͔̺̪͚̦̠̬͟͢ͅͅg̷̶̴̡̭̼̮̱͔̼̰͉̙͉͉̫͇ ͚͎̤̥͉͝ ̛̣̲̖̜̩̰͍̞̹͍͕̟̗̻̣́͟͠ͅi̵̡̖͕̯̬̯̺͉͇͉̣n͏̛̫̣̠̠̻̰͎̣͈̬̙͇̲̠ ̣͙ͅ ̷̛̥̹͖̙̥͈͓̦̮̖̣̥̹̹̣̩͈͝͠͠ͅͅa̴̢̧̢̧̖̘͉̠̮̼͈̦̗̯͔̩͎̖͍͔͕̬͢ ̩̪̗̜̬̮̫̱̱͜ͅo͓̣͈̯̰̞̣͕͍̼̱̬͘͞n͏̧̝̝͚͖̹͔͠.̶̰̱̳̤͇̱̖̪ ͚̕͡

How did you do that.

Mr Adventurer
2013-03-23, 07:34 AM
That doesn't work with most devices.

Eldan
2013-03-23, 07:42 AM
Let's see, last session, from what I remember:

Traps disarmed: 1
Earthquakes survived from the inside: 1
Giant biomechanical dragonflies entered: 1
Small biomechanical dragonfly mount acquired: 1
Grappling hooks used: 1
Books of secret code stolen: 1
Undead paladins leaving the party: 1
Petrified detectives looted: 1

Looking at the entire adventure, I can add:

Mimir's used to replace people's skulls: 1
Living armour grafted on skeletons: 1
Secret lairs stormed: 1
Mad preachers thrown into earthquake fissures: 1
Mistaken identities: 2
Nice cup of tea with an ogre mage: 1

Jay R
2013-03-23, 09:25 AM
Enemy troops faced: 3,000
Enemy troops defeated with weapons or magic: 0
Enemy troops defeated with bourbon: 3,000

Evil priests found in orphanages: 1
Evil priests found in Lawful Good religious temples: 1
Evil priests found elsewhere: 0

Attack rolls made: 0
Saving throws made: 0

PC parents offended: 1

Reynard
2013-03-23, 12:13 PM
Enemies:
Hobgoblins Seen: Many Lots
Hobgoblins Fought: 54
Hobgoblins Killed: 53
Interrogations made: 1
Dogrens Fought: 15
Dogrens Killed: 14
Dragons Seen: 2 or 3
Dragons Killed: 1

Natural 1s:
Of Party: 22
Of Party Paladin: 18

Misc:
Inappropriate uses of fire: 3
Appropriate uses of fire: 2
Alcohol Bought: All Available
Alcohol consumed by creatures: 70%
Alcohol consumed by fire: 20%
Alcohol lost to the annals of history: 10%
Debates about Existence of Bridges: 6
Debates about Bridge Construction: 4
Time taken to destroy Bridge: 6 Rounds

Progress made in adventure: 15%

OverdrivePrime
2013-03-23, 01:32 PM
:smallbiggrin: These are great.
Here's from the last session I ran.

Mission: Go upstairs, avoid getting killed by Zassrion the Adult Blue Dragon, and make off with the magical scarf that will let the players escape the harrowed realm.

Number of player characters in session: 4
Number of dragons to be encountered: 1
Weeks of pre-game planning available to players: 3
Weeks of pre-game planning used by players: 0.28
In-session (in character) planning hours: 1.5
Hours spent in the dragon's walking fortress: 108
Hours the dragon has been aware of the characters: 107
Hours spent camped at the foot of the stairs leading up to the dragon's lair: 10
Hours since the dragon buffed up for battle: 3.5
Minutes it took for the Duskblade to throw all of everyone's plans into total disarray once the plan went into action: 3
Total in-session DM facepalms: 8
Total in-session beers consumed by DM: 4
Total time taken for the intricate sneak & retrieve plan to dissolve into frontal assult: 2 rounds
Total number of combat rounds engaged with dragon: 5
Total number of combat rounds the Duskblade spent engaged with dragon: 0
Total number of combat rounds the Duskblade spent looting the dragon's lair: 5
Number of spells flung to minimal effect against a fully prepared dragon: 7
Total number of PCs brought to under 60% hit points: 3
Total number of PCs brought to under 30% hit points: 1
Total rounds the dragon spent blind: 2
Number of dragons desperately shoryukened by the battle librarian Archivist: 1
Total number of natural 1s rolled by the DM for the dragon: 3
Number of luckiest archivists in the world: 1
Total street value of dragon's loot: 59,415gp

Angel Bob
2013-03-23, 01:32 PM
Number of kobolds defeated in combat: 7
Number of kobolds force-fed marijuana: 20
Number of dead bodies desecrated: 4

Number of encounters: 6
Number of extended rests: 2
Number of encounters intended to dissuade players from the 15-minute workday: 2
Number of encounters that actually dissuaded players from the 15-minute workday: 0

Number of sexual acts between a dwarf and a grizzly bear: 1



:smallbiggrin: These are great.
Here's from the last session I ran.

[B]Total number of combat rounds engaged with dragon: 5
Total number of combat rounds the Duskblade spent engaged with dragon: 0
Total number of combat rounds the Duskblade spent looting the dragon's lair: 5

Ouch, I've had that before -- except in my case, it was 1/3 of the party. That was the only encounter we've ever had that legitimately killed a PC (naturally, it was mine).

arguskos
2013-03-23, 01:47 PM
Mission: Clear out an undead-infested dwarven mine, retrieve as much uncut onyx as possible, and return to town.

Party members: 4 + NPC
Number of times torches were used in combat: 2
Skeletons rebuked: 22
Skeletons destroyed by turning: 8
Skeletons destroyed total: 25
Illusions shot: 1
Bad life choices made: 3
Number of arguments between party members as to who works for whom: 2
Pounds of onyx retrieved: 17
Number of gold bars received: 7
Number of silver bars received: 11
Number of dogs walked on pizza break: 2
Slices of buffalo chicken pizza consumed by DM: 5
Shots of alcohol ingested by DM: 4
Traps discovered: 1
Traps tripped: 2
Deaths: 0
Healing potions left: 0

OverdrivePrime
2013-03-23, 01:53 PM
Ouch, I've had that before -- except in my case, it was 1/3 of the party. That was the only encounter we've ever had that legitimately killed a PC (naturally, it was mine).

Luckily, the dragon rolled a 1 on his save against the Archivist's Slay Living spell, or I probably would have wound up with 3 dead PCs and one Duskblade shoulder-deep in trouble.

A Tad Insane
2013-03-23, 01:55 PM
Number of times 'Gumbo' wa mentioned: 12
* Times gumbo was eaten: 4

Number of elves punched: 9

Ways that the dwarf chef tried to get elves to eat poisoned gumbo: 43

Elven causalties: 3

Doomchicken
2013-03-23, 02:35 PM
Attempts to set up party members with bandits of the same race: 1 (and counting)

OverdrivePrime
2013-03-23, 03:08 PM
Bad life choices made: 3

Okay, I'm totally keeping a tally of this in my game from now on. I expect this to rapidly climb past 100 by summer. Particularly since my PCs are playing as themselves. :smallamused:

Asmodai
2013-03-23, 07:08 PM
* Museums burned down: 1
* Artifacts of doom painstakingly pocketed for later abuse: 1
* Foot stuck in mouth: 7
* Common people utterly freaked out: 3
* Number of times punched in the face for being of the wrong nationality: 1

Marillion
2013-03-23, 10:10 PM
The last game I ran was Lacuna.

Secret Agents: 2
Miscommunications: 12
Static: 18
Sp̴id͝erme͜n: ͠1͏
H͢eart ̕Raţes:͝ ͠195̴bp̶m a͠nd ̨1̛7͏8̵b̷p͜m
҉Com̴me͡n̕d̢ati̵n̴s͢: ̧6
͡T̷arg͘e͞t num҉be̴r:̴ 1̷1
B͝͝e͡t͞r̷̡͞a͏̨͝y͜͠a͠ls̵͟:̷́ ͘1
̷C͢r̴̡im̵͜͝i͝n͞҉a҉́l̕͡s̵͠ ̵͝r̴͘͝e͏̢for̛͢͠m̴e͏̸̧d̀͠:̡͜͝ ͞1́͠͡
̕S̀͘c̵̀͢h̶̢͟o͏͏͏o̴l̢̨̕ ͠c̶͏h̶̴i̵ĺ̢d̶r͢e͟n̢ ̨dęa̢̨̨ḑ͘͜:̴ ̧͡1̨4
S̵̨̀͜͞c̵͜͞h̸̴̢͘͢o̢̕o̡͏ļ̸͢͟ ̵̢͜c͏̸̶̕h̡̨͜i̵͡ļ͢͠͝d̷̀͟͝ŕ̛͟͜e͘҉̡͜n̶̵̢͞ ̢̀́͢n̨̧͜͢͡͝͡g͘͢͝h̀͘͡t͘͘͠͝m̴̡̀͢͞ą̨͘͟͝r̨̕͟͜e̛͠͏:͏̴͏ ̶̛ ̵̧1҉̵4̛̕͟͡
̕͜͝͡͠T̛i̶͟m̧̕͠e̴͢ ҉̧͟e̸̕v̷̨͟͡n̨̛͝ţ̸̷ş̵̸̡͢:̶̶́̀͏ ̶̷̀͞1͏̀́͟͜
͟͡S̵̛͝͞p̧͞҉a҉͢͡c̴̶e̷̶͞ ̴̵͟͞e̢v̷͜ę̷̢͟͠n͟͏̨͜t̨̕͢͠s̷̛:̡́͢͟͠ ̵̧͜2̴͢

H̢̢̢̪̘̖̮̀ḙ̷̛͖͓͓̮͢ͅl̸̨̼͕̥͚͔͙̲̳̻͈͝͝p̸̛̮̗̹͙̪̭̭̼͔̙͔̜̳̤ ͕͡͝.̴̴̗͚̣͇̗͚̦͖̣̳͘͟͟ͅ ̢͇̗̜̞̣̦͖͚̳͝ ̡̢̨̬̠̝̝̘͎͙̦͉̜̲̺̫̻͉̖͡T̷̸͏̸̣̠̼ḩ͓͈̭̭͞ę̵̶̧͇̪̘̞̳͖͇̟̦̙͔͉ ̹̮̩̹̞͢ ̸̧̥̦̫͔̠̤͈̖̺̙̤̱͉̝̮̪̰̤͞͠n̶̦̳̬͓ṭ͓̜͇̯̭̱̻̺͘͠͝͠ͅș̢̯̦̯̭̟ ͓̫̖̰̖͙͇̱̙̦̹͎r̗̺͕̩̪̤̤͔̺̻̠̳͚̫̺͚̩̕͢͝e̶̩͉͔̙̺̠̼͙͖͉̜̦̜̕͢ ͝ ̴̡͘͟҉̩͈̤a̷̻͇̜̠͉͕̣̖̘̜͘͜l̵̮͇͇̰͞r͏̸̯̯̰̱̜̯̣͎̯͖͢͟͠e͏̴̩̪ ̼̗͓̤̀͘ą̷̛̘̺̖̟̲̟͈̹̥̣͉̝̰̘̩̝̖̜̀d̷̺̬̱̳̳͙̯̰̤̮̳̖̻͎͖͜ỳ̡̭̫ ͓͇̖̳̻̳̠̲̣̯̘̫ ̸̸̴̢̨̱̦̭̭̬͍̱̫͉̼̜̺̟͎̹̟̳̤̰̫̖̤͘͟͠n̴̡͔͈̫̥̦̬̹͓̜̜̗̮̮̱͙͉ ̻͟f̪͉͔̜̹̘̝̩̩̘͕̗̼͎̘̺̥͔͜i̶̷̛͎̘̭͕͖̞̳͓̤̱̠̩̦̙̳͡ͅͅl̡͏͎̱͎ ̻͔̬̳̣t̷̨̛҉̳̻̩̞̖̲̘͎̣͙̥r̛̮̜͚͎̹̙͖̘͙̀́a̶̲͔̬̪̙̬̖̘̱̞͜t̴̰ ̟̻͚̻͙̹̦̝̮̫̝͇̝̱̪͟͠͞ͅḭ̙̻̙͇̯̟͠n̥͔͉̻͜͟g̴̴̨̢̻̬̭̱̼͇̥̘͇͙̩ ͍͚͓̟̝ͅ.̸̵̷̡͇͉̜̻̫͡ ̛̭̮̖͉̱̞̺͇̝̪͢ ̷͎̟͇̹̼̻̘A͏̶̵͟͏̰͕̰͉̪̣͙͓͔̘͚͉͙̹͚͙g̸̝͙̺̘̺̗͎͚͖̝͇̺͚͇̱̲̜͟ ͝ḛ̛̹̯̫̯̘͓͠͝ͅͅǹ͈̲̘͖̙̘̠̬͕̗͕̗̩̮̻̻̘̯͝͠t̸̡͖̜̝̝͎ͅ ̢̲͔̘͓͙̖̻̰͕͓̩̱̩͔͔n̸̻̝̞̟̳̱̟̥͙̟̳̙̠̻̦͚͕͈͘e̸̙͓̭͈̙̟̭̻̘̦͈ ̫͜͢ͅͅr͎͖̹̺͈͔̲̤̻̣̤͙͉͈͚̘͇̮͟͝ͅ.̧̨̺̼̫̺ ̸͘҉̢͎̥͚͈̬̼̖̣ ̸̡͍͙̤͉̩̭̬̮̙͘Ḩ̴̮͈͎̦̣̀͘͝ͅe҉̴̨̡̗͕͎͕̭̦̣̙̥̗̞ĺ͓̯̤̱̟̟̭͝p̶ ͖͎̘̲̩̫̭̯̠̙̟̰̮͚͎͙͜͠.̷͏̡͇̪̩̪̮̯̟͔̬̙̼̮͙̟͉͟͜ ̡̧͍̲͉̹͉̤̦̱̰̗̖̭̗͙͎͍͕̱̕͞Ṃ̵̵̶̶͓͔̳͚̠͇͕͙͔̺͠i̷̬̙̬̠͖̪̲̳͢͜ ͟͞ş̴̛̛̛͙̘̥̩̟̭͈̺̻̹s͘҉̦̱̘̥̝̙̱͍̹̗̦̻̤̯̟̯̺́̀i̶̸̶̢̭̠̤̮̖̰ ̠͍̻̤̻̫͇͇̳̙͡n̥̜͍̝̠͙̺͇̻͔̺̪͚̦̠̬͟͢ͅͅg̷̶̴̡̭̼̮̱͔̼̰͉̙͉͉̫͇ ͚͎̤̥͉͝ ̛̣̲̖̜̩̰͍̞̹͍͕̟̗̻̣́͟͠ͅi̵̡̖͕̯̬̯̺͉͇͉̣n͏̛̫̣̠̠̻̰͎̣͈̬̙͇̲̠ ̣͙ͅ ̷̛̥̹͖̙̥͈͓̦̮̖̣̥̹̹̣̩͈͝͠͠ͅͅa̴̢̧̢̧̖̘͉̠̮̼͈̦̗̯͔̩͎̖͍͔͕̬͢ ̩̪̗̜̬̮̫̱̱͜ͅo͓̣͈̯̰̞̣͕͍̼̱̬͘͞n͏̧̝̝͚͖̹͔͠.̶̰̱̳̤͇̱̖̪ ͚̕͡



Beautiful :smallbiggrin:

ETA: lolwut. Now I'm actually weirded out a little.

Vknight
2013-03-23, 11:08 PM
So this is a long one a doozy

Number of Players: 8
Number of Players able to attend session: 7
Number of Players actually at session: 6
Hours of Session: 3.5
Number of scenes with Edna: 6
Number of scenes: 9
Number of scenes with other PC's: 6
Number of Elder Gods Insulted: 1
Eyes Restored: 1
Demons Released from there Prison: 2
Demons Encountered by the Party: 0
Fights: 1
Fights Won: 1
PC's left emotional crippled after a fight: 3
PC's actually in the fight: 1
PC's in the hospital for the fight last session: 2(3 Counting the guy that couldn't make it that told me)
Number of Inappropriate Uses of Powers: 2
Number of Inappropriate Uses by PC's: 1
Number of Uses Influenced By PC's: 2
Number of Drunk PC's: 2
Number of Drunk NPC's: 7
Number of Drunk Students: 6
Number of Drunk Monsters: 3
Number of Drunken Scenes: 1
Number of People waking up in the same Bed: 2
Number of those people that are PC's: 2
Number of those people that are Cats: 1
Number of Cats chased by Giant Tarantula: 1
Number of Exploding Cats: 1
Number of Cat Explosions: 11
Number of Cats: 1
Number of NPC's introduced: 5
Plot Mysteries Introduced: 1
Amount of People Effected By This Mystery: 3, (2 NPC's, 1 PC)
Number of PC's Kidnapped: 1
Number of Inter-planar Cities Invaded: 1
Number of Nurses: 3
Number of Nurses secretly an Elder God: 1
Number of Flashback: 5
Number of Flashbacks Involving Edna and/or Joanne: 4
Number of Traffic Lights Stolen: 1
Number of Attempts to Steal Traffic Lights: 3
Number of Attempts over the campaign: 5
Number of Slendermen Appearing: 0
Number of times Neutrality was said: 30+
Number of times it was said by the Elder God: 25+
Elder Gods Goals Accomplished: 0
Elder God Goals: 0
Elder Gods siding in Fight: Neutral
Times Silent Hill was mentioned: 3
Weeks in game until they go too Silent Hill: 2
Days they will be spending there: 5
Alternate Universes Entered: 5
Alternate Universes Entered By 1 PC: 4
Alternate Universes the Cat visited: 5
Friend Requests Sent to Pyramid Head: 2
Attempts at healing PCs by the Elder God: 3
Attempts stopped or hindered: 2
Amount of PCs that think the Elder God is the Devil: 1
Amount of Time in game that passed: 18 Hours
Sessions Until they were to find out about the Elder God: 10+
Sessions Until any were to be kidnapped: 2+
Times Elder God was left alone with 1 PC: 1
Times Elder God was left alone with NPC's: To many
Amount of PC's sharing a bed(if not a room) for safety: All
NPC's kissed: 1
Cats used as thrown weapon: 1
Goblin Hordes slain: Several Dozen
Prisons Destroyed: 1
Little Girls Trapped in Alternate Dimensions: 1
Number of PC's trapped in Alternate Dimensions: 2
PC's that were only in 1 scene: 2
Longest Scene: 1 Hour
PC's that were in that scene: 4
PC's that are aware of Edna being kidnapped: 1
Time Until PC gets back to Party: 6 Hours minimum, 3 day maximum
Number of Ancient Raven Women who feast on eyes scarred by Elder God: 1
Number of PC's combat ready for next session: 3
XP awarded: 2

Octopusapult
2013-03-23, 11:11 PM
Zombies / Undead Killed : est 3,000
Explosions Caused : 3
PC's killed : Surprisingly, one. (Unsurprisingly, in an explosion.)
NPC Allies Killed : 3
Times Screaming the Dramatic "NOOOO!" : 3 (one for each NPC ally. We actually liked those guys.)
Campaign Completed? : Nope. Didn't finish it before I moved away. (I was DMing)

Ninjadeadbeard
2013-03-24, 12:43 AM
Number of NPC Allies Killed (accidental): >1,000
Number of NPC Allies Enemies Killed (on purpose): >15
Number of Deities Seriously P'O'd: 2
Number of Total Deaths (incidental): >50,000
Number of Total Deaths (deliberately): >1 Million
Number of Total Major Landmasses Sunk: 1 (subcontinent)

There was once a jeweled city called Icarus. It was the center of an entire ancient world economy. And then my Murder-Hobos arrived. :smallfrown:

Sith_Happens
2013-03-24, 06:41 AM
Number of People waking up in the same Bed: 2
Number of those people that are PC's: 2
Number of those people that are Cats: 1

:eek:


Number of NPC Allies Killed (accidental): >1,000
Number of NPC Allies Enemies Killed (on purpose): >15
Number of Deities Seriously P'O'd: 2
Number of Total Deaths (incidental): >50,000
Number of Total Deaths (deliberately): >1 Million
Number of Total Major Landmasses Sunk: 1 (subcontinent)

There was once a jeweled city called Icarus. It was the center of an entire ancient world economy. And then my Murder-Hobos arrived. :smallfrown:

I believe this thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=276496) has your (or rather, your players') name on it.

Razanir
2013-03-24, 07:39 AM
Gotta love Call of Cthulhu campaigns.
:smallcool:

I haven't actually played D&D or any other pen and paper RPGs in a while (school), but this reminded me of a similar game. Arkham Horror.

*Number of players: 5
*Number left at the end: 4
*Number almost dead at the end: 1
*Number annihilated: 1
*Number of gates closed: 2
*Number of gates we forgot to close: 5
*Doom counters when Hastur appeared: 8 (of 13)
*Number of successes needed even with our overkill houserule: 65
*Number of Elder Evils killed: 1

SilverLeaf167
2013-03-24, 08:01 AM
Introduced NPCs misestimated: 2
Introduced NPCs annoyed: 2
Plot expositions evaded: 2
Distance free-fallen per PC: 950m
Distance traveled on zombie dragon per PC: 200km
Near-death experiences by drowning: 2
Aggravating screw-ups: 4 (of which 2 were horrid bluff attempts)
Yakety Sax chase scenes: 1
Most spells spent by single NPC: 8 (at a rate of 1.33 per round)
Useless dumbfounded guards: 5
Escaped halflings: 2
Captured dwarves: 1
Finglish "badass" one-liners: 1

Fable Wright
2013-03-24, 01:26 PM
Number of objectives: 1
Number of sessions: 3
Number of PCs: 5
Count of PCs decreased every session: 1
Level of each party member: 4

Number of houses investigated: 2
Number of noble families' sons kidnapped: 1
Number of times the Duskblade went to blows with said terminally ill son: >3
Number of levels said son gained from this: 1
Number of terminal illnesses healed by that level: 1

Number of weeks used to plan for burglarizing the first house: 2
Amount of planning needed to burglarize it: 0
Number of weeks needed to plan for burglarizing the second house: 2
Amount of time we had to plan for it: 0

Number of crime lords involved: 2
Number of crime lords taken down: 0

Number of hang gliders built: 1
Number off hang gliders totaled: 1

Number of 6th+ level clerics in the second house: >=3
Number of 6th+ level clerics solo'd by the Duskblade: 2
Number of 6th+ level clerics fighting the rest of the party: 0
Number of helpless spellcasters murdered: 3
Number of bookshelves moved: 3
Number of bookshelves that made a sound doing so: 0
Number of illusionary tapestries created: 2
Number of other illusions created: 2
Number of Craft (Painting) checks needed: 3
Number used on said tapestries: 0
Number of rounds the robots and skeletons fought each other: >40

Number of paladins saved: 2
Number of insane people saved: 1
Number of maids saved: >=4
Number of maids knocked out: 1
Number of featherfall casts we prepared: 2
Number of casts we needed: 0
Number of people who caught our burglar in the act of stealing: 4
Number of people who cared he was stealing stuff: 0

Number of times the Ring of Silent Spellcasting was used: 2
Number of times it came in handy: 5

Number of people who started in the Chapel: 7
Number of people who survived starting in the Chapel: 0

Number of times hellfire blasts were invoked: 2
Number of times hellfire blasts hit people: 0
Number of kills the hellfire blasts caused: 1

Number of armories burglarized: 2
Number of times Paladins burglarized them: 1

Number of people we intended to kill: 0
Number of people we did kill: > 15
Number of SAN-check requiring scenes: 1
Number of SAN-check requiring scenes caused by the party: 1

Number of objectives achieved: 2

Ninjadeadbeard
2013-03-24, 02:29 PM
I believe this thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=276496) has your (or rather, your players') name on it.

Actually I specifically didn't post this particular story there because it didn't register on the Henderson Scale. They were meant to beat the BBEG...They just wiped a subcontinent out in the same stroke. :smallwink:

Sith_Happens
2013-03-24, 02:41 PM
Actually I specifically didn't post this particular story there because it didn't register on the Henderson Scale. They were meant to beat the BBEG...They just wiped a subcontinent out in the same stroke. :smallwink:

Wait, is this the one with the Druid that turns evil and does that after the BBEG kidnaps his (IIRC) daughter? Because I already posted asking if anyone could find that one.

Vknight
2013-03-24, 02:54 PM
:eek:



Makes much more sense in context. Or rather funnier in context.
Point being that was one of the exploded cat tallies was from running from said PC, and ending up in the place where the other PC was being kidnapped from

Ninjadeadbeard
2013-03-24, 03:38 PM
Wait, is this the one with the Druid that turns evil and does that after the BBEG kidnaps his (IIRC) daughter? Because I already posted asking if anyone could find that one.

That's the one. I'm sure my players would be glad to know someone admires their handiwork/war-crimes. :smallwink: I actually can't find where I last posted about that. I wish we still had a search function. :smallfrown:

Sith_Happens
2013-03-24, 07:39 PM
That's the one. I'm sure my players would be glad to know someone admires their handiwork/war-crimes. :smallwink: I actually can't find where I last posted about that. I wish we still had a search function. :smallfrown:

The Druid player has a post or two about it too.

Ninjadeadbeard
2013-03-24, 09:42 PM
The Druid player has a post or two about it too.

:smalleek:

I wasn't aware he was on here. Gonna have to be mum next time I talk about potential plots...:smallamused:

Calinar
2013-03-25, 02:25 PM
-Unidentified potions found: 6
-Failed checks to identify potions: 4
-Random encounters: 3
-Random encounters beaten: 2
-Random encounters fled from: 1
-Cloakers wrestled into submission and worn as capes: 1
-Songs written about a PC: 1
-Times the ninja failed at being a ninja: 2

illyrus
2013-03-25, 02:58 PM
Number of AIs interacted with: 3
Number of mecha spiders defeated: 3
OMG BEES: 1
Basketball score: 30 vs 28
Friendly Fire Accidents: 2
Amount of Nuyen Earned: 12,000

Paragon468
2013-03-25, 03:04 PM
Allies forgotten in the dungeon: 1
Number of times the Wizard died: 7
Number of grass fields set on fire by party: 3
Number of players killed in those fires: 2
Number of bosses killed: 0

Mono Vertigo
2013-03-25, 03:20 PM
Mine has not really started yet, but here we are. NWoD's C:tL.

Size of party: 3 PCs
Number of adult male PCs: 2
Number of little girl PCs: 1
Average Intelligence: 1
Little girl's Intelligence: twice the average AND she has 10-again unlike half the rest of the party.

I have no doubt I will have more interesting stats to post later. :smallamused:

Tengu_temp
2013-03-25, 03:36 PM
Bad guys killed: 12
Innocents saved: 100+
Innocents not saved: 0
Giant monsters killed by people on foot: 3
PCs going psycho: 2
Climatic duels: 1
Theme song power-ups: 3
Heroic speeches: 2
Gatling guns used: 2
Paladins with gatling guns: 1

Hyde
2013-03-25, 03:55 PM
Characters Alive at the start of the night: 6
Characters Alive at the end of the night: 1
Reflex saves rolled: 32
Reflex saves succeeded: 1
Lines of exposition spoken: 6
"You have been captured by a hobgoblin warparty. You are being marched across an open plain, towards a great mountain in the distance. The hobgoblins are well-armed and well-trained. You have been marching for three days. The wizard, knowing their language, has learned that they intend to sacrifice the party to bring their dark and terrible god manifest into this realm- what do you do?"
Locate City Bombs detonated: 1

Minitroll
2013-03-25, 07:16 PM
The adventure's in progress, and we're only level 3, so here goes...

Minor Villians Defeated: 2
Major Villians Met: 2
Major Villians Accidentally Created: 1
People Saved: 143
Goblin's Rehabilitated: 3
Rehabilitated Goblin's Murdered by Minor Villians: 3
Number of times we dressed up the Messiah as a Whore: 1
Number of Overconvoluted Plans the Cleric's come up with: 6 (We've only had 3 sessions.)
Number of Dramatic Identity Reveals: 3
Statues Built of the Messiah by Gnomes: We didn't count.
Games of Monopoly played: 1
Number of Elves Known in the entire world: 2
Number of Elves in the Party: 2
Armies fought: 3
Armies Defeated: 2 and a half
Sessions Named: 3
Cliche Movie Action Scenes being Played out: 16 (Rocking a rock structure back and forth to reach a cliff face, climbing up a sheer cliff via Morlock's, etc.)
Paladin's Ticked Off: 1 (Needs Work)
Witches Brutally fed to Minor Villians: 1
Fun Sessions: 3

Reynard
2013-03-25, 10:08 PM
After tonight's session:

Songbirds distracted bu Druid, KO'd by Druidic backhand, trampled by Druid's rhino, reincarnated as a goblin by Druid, and then killed by the Ranger: 1

Joe the Rat
2013-03-26, 10:58 AM
Party members:7
Party members over 4'6": 1
Dwarves: 3
Dwarves with intact beards: 1
Amount spent to bribe rogue into taking stupid risks: 10gp
Codpieces purloined: 1

Dire portents of war to be delivered urgently:1
Sidequests undertaken on the way thus far: 2
Giants encountered: 1
Giants willing to give us a lift: 0
Ogre fights avoided: 2
Sauhagin fireballed: 4
Sauhagin eaten: 1

Ruined crypts entered: 1
skeletons turned: 2
ghouls hit in the face:2
zombies smashed: 3
zombies "cured" to death: 1
hit points remaining on wizard: 1
mysterious apparitions of the ungrateful dead put to rest: 0 (we're working on it!)

Berenger
2013-03-26, 12:00 PM
Female mage/thiefs trying to get laid: 1
Rounds paid for by handsome stranger: 1
Cups of wine caroused (per PC): 1/4
Fortitude Saves failed: 2 out of 2
Characters waking up naked and bound: 2 out of 2
Liar, skilled checks botched by female would-be-paladin: 1
Secrets spilled to the Bad Guys during interrogation: all of them
Players locked up in barrels to be transported to slave market: 2 out of 2
Allied corsair NPCs headbutted by angry paladin when removing the barrel lid: 1
Innocent bar maids beat up by allied corsair NPCs: 1
Bad Guys horribly eviscerated on open street by allied corsair NPCs: 1

Dimers
2013-03-26, 06:37 PM
Bad guys killed: 12
Innocents saved: 100+
Innocents not saved: 0
Giant monsters killed by people on foot: 3
PCs going psycho: 2
Climatic duels: 1
Theme song power-ups: 3
Heroic speeches: 2
Gatling guns used: 2
Paladins with gatling guns: 1

Wow, you must have a really long-running campaign if you're using altered warmth and rainfall over a period of several years as duelling weapons.

:smalltongue:

Tengu_temp
2013-03-26, 06:44 PM
Climatic, climactic. One letter difference. Same word in Polish.

Although stuff raining from the skies was involved. Fire, mostly.

Dimers
2013-03-26, 07:13 PM
Climatic, climactic. One letter difference. Same word in Polish.

Although stuff raining from the skies was involved. Fire, mostly.

That response is beautiful. :smallsmile:

Oaktree0
2013-03-26, 07:19 PM
Times meeting Leia Organa: 2
Time spent in prison: 30 days
Number of Alderaans destroyed: 1
Number of ****s given: 0

Number of new pcs introduced: 2
Number of new pcs deaths: 1
Total plans: 4
Total plans followed: 0
Twi'leks seduced: 1
Twi'lek females: 0
Vomiting spells: 1

Reliable friendly npcs: 0
Reliable enemy npcs: 12
Total times imprisoned: 2

Averis Vol
2013-03-26, 07:27 PM
lets see...... Last nights session:

Number of shops visited: 4
Number of visits made: 19
Number of times the scout visited the same building in the span of two minutes: 9
Number of times the rogues kitchen was destroyed: 4
Number of PC's knocked out by a gnomish maid with a broom: 2/6
Number of alcoholic drinks consumed: in the upper fifties
Number of drinkers: 2
Number of alcoholic beverages consumed by Captain asrim: 3
Number consumed by the party swashbuckler: the rest
Number of weddings crashed: 1
Number of hours (Out of game) spent buying wagons: 3.5
Number of hours contemplated (out of game) about building an active farm within a three wagon caravan: 2.6
Amount of gold swindled by a wagon dealer while the party was busy arguing over which wagon to by: 1.9k
Sarcastic remarks given by suel archanamachs: 6
Number of times the party scout had to stop mid sentence because he realized a public servant had made a fool of him: 5
Number of disgusted glances given by mages: 87
Number of threats made, only to realize a clay golem was standing behind them: 2
Number of times weapon were drawn on "Elevators" for the sheer fact the party has never encountered them before: 1
Number of inter dimensional mansions tea was drank in: 2

Exediron
2013-03-27, 02:11 AM
Evil priests found in orphanages: 1
Evil priests found in Lawful Good religious temples: 1
Evil priests found elsewhere: 0

Something is clearly being done right here :smallcool:

Now bearing in mind that we have very long-running adventures...


PCs involved in the opening battle: 18
Percent of those PCs alive at the closing battle: 5.5%
Total PCs receiving at least one experience point in campaign: 548
Total PC deaths in campaign: 732
PCs alive at end: 49
Elder gods released: 1
leShay goddesses released: 1
leShay goddesses then lost to the enemy: 1
Hostile dragons killed: 13
Hostile dragons recruited into party: 4
Percent of those dragons who survived: 0%
Multiverses destabilized: 1
Ancient bastions of good destroyed: 1 (but destroyed twice!)
Plans of major villains played into: 4 (but only 1 completely)
Most deaths by a single PC: 9
Most XP gained by a single PC: 1,092,551
Blasphemous rituals completed: 3
Blasphemous rituals attempted: 5
PCs turned into soulless skeletons serving the main villain: 1
Plot lines completed successfully: 9
Plot lines totally botched: 5
True answers received from the all-seeing oracle: 33
Answers acted upon in a gainful manner: 1
PCs falling to their deaths off the slippery spine of a dead dragon: 2
PCs becoming sick ghosts who haunted the party: 2 (not the same two)
Major enemies ignored throughout the entire campaign: 4
Major enemies run from throughout the entire campaign: 1
Major enemies totally unaware of through the entire campaign: 2
Major enemies actually defeated by the end: 2
Most negative hit points achieved by a PC: -11,805
PCs who never actually existed by the end: 7
Weed-whackers successfully magnetized: 9
Weed-whackers successfully thrown: 0
PCs taken to the dungeon and never allowed to see the light of day again: 1
Horses consumed: 2
Hawks consumed: 1
Percentage of PCs hired at the mid-point still alive: 0%
Severed hands carried by PCs: 3
PCs plucking out own eyes willingly during campaign: 2
Races presumed extinct now due to PC action: 2
PCs renouncing wizardry and becoming charlatan magicians: 3
PCs dead due to the Deck of Many Things: 8
PCs killed scampering up a tree like a squirrel: 1


And many, many more. Total estimated running time: 700 sessions of average 2-3 hours each. We're between big campaigns now, but gradually gearing up for the next big one - once the PCs overcome their horror and PTSD and actually get moving again, that is.

Krazzman
2013-03-27, 03:01 AM
Number of levels gained (whole campaign): 1.
Number of levels gained last session: 1.
Number of fights: 2.
Number of Enemies killed: 3.
Number of Enemies "imprisoned": 2.
Number of Enemies looted: 4.
Number of NPC's lost in-fight: 2.
Number of days traveled: 5.
Number of times the cleric yelled: "Hallelujah!" or "Amen!": too often.
Number of times the cleric said it was THE Luck: 4
Number of times the male partymembers got called slave: 12
Number of Healing Spells cast: 3.
Spell that dealt the most damage: Augment Summon Natures Ally 1: Black Wolf.
Number of Horses aquired: 2
Number of Horses eaten: 1
Number of times the male Factotum Halfling made sexual Innuendo: Please stop. (Played by a female, playing)
Number of times the male factotum Halfling tried to seduce the elven mage (female, played by her husband): 1.
Number of times it worked: 0.
Gold aquired so far through quests: 120 Platin per character.
Gold looted: 35 Platin.

AttilaTheGeek
2013-03-27, 08:38 AM
PCs entering: 3.
Spell slots: 4.
Average hit points: 35.
Average damage per fireball: 20.
PCs leaving: 1.

Andreaz
2013-03-27, 09:18 AM
D&D4 game
Weeks sailing: 12
Old hometowns visited that aren't doomed: 1
Square kilometers of countryside that ARE doomed: 22000
Zerg-things killed because...

...Self defense: 44
...Money: 300
...Why the hell not?: 4355

Number of times the rogue wished he was a monk: 37

(Numbers are accurate with a +-1% deviance from the current number. Yes, I kept count since the previous game when I figured out we were fighting The Swarm)
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Space Opera Exalted game
Ship's Age: Unspecified millions of years
% of ship's habitable area that is still habitable: 5%
Jogs taken in the ghost-infested areas of the ship "for motivation": 3
Number of planets visited: 2
% of the populace that disappeared mysteriously: 100

...without a trace:60

...whose biggest trace was squeezing whatever they held in fear or spasms: 40
Apartments broken in to make a kid stop crying: 3
People killed and impersonated a la Alex Mercer: 2

wanderingbishop
2013-03-28, 03:19 PM
Merchant ships sunk on reefs: 1
Life boats devoured by giant dire shark: 2
Tropical islands: 1
Survivors: 4
Giant centipedes met: 8
Trees growing out of the ocean: 1
Total number of "okay just what the hell is up with this island?" moments: 8
Days stranded: 4
NPC deaths: 1
Sahaugin fought: 8
Sahaugin charmed: 3
New allies made: 2
Largest number of alignment steps between group members: 3
Number of crossbow bolts fired: 5
Highest level psionic power witnessed: 25
Character level reached: 3

Dr Bwaa
2013-03-28, 03:48 PM
Squirrels: Several dozen.
Hostile Druid wild-shaped into squirrel form and with wild spell feat: 1.
Squirrels killed trying to kill druid: Too many.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=24672&type=card


THINGS

Wow. Frankly I'm a little surprised the Deck didn't have a higher death toll, though.

My own, from my most current/youngest campaign. More to come from other campaigns when I have time.

Number PCs: 3
Average PC Alignment: Neutral Good
Number Cohorts/Pets(/Eidolons/Companions/etc): >= 4
Number Aquatic Cohorts/Pets(/Eidolons/Companions/etc): 1
Aquatic Environments Encountered: 0

Plot Hooks Encountered: 5
Plot Hooks Followed Intentionally: 1
Plot Hooks Foisted Upon the Party: 2

Explosions: 1
Noble Houses Destroyed: 1.5
NPC Deaths: > 20
Political Motivations Contemplated: > 4
Political Motivations Exposed: 0

Brooding Strangers: 2
Brooding Strangers Approached: 2
Brooding Strangers Who Turned Out to be Dead: 1
NPC Allies Turned to Stone: 1

NPCs Captured: 1
NPC Prisoners Escaped: 0
NPC Prisoners Tortured for Information: 1
Authorities Alerted: 0

Damsels Rescued: 0
Authority Figures Fled: All But 3
Primary Objectives Met: 0

Clocks Destroyed: 1
Sacred Urns Toppled: 3
Hallowed Tombs Defiled: 0

TuggyNE
2013-03-28, 05:49 PM
Highest level psionic power witnessed: 25

Wait. What? Do you mean "power manifested at ML 25", or an actual literal "level 25 power"? :smalleek:

Of course, at level 3, even the former is crazy.

Sith_Happens
2013-03-28, 06:08 PM
Wait. What? Do you mean "power manifested at ML 25", or an actual literal "level 25 power"? :smalleek:

Of course, at level 3, even the former is crazy.

Maybe this was some sort of point-buy system where the cost of an ability is referred to as its "level?":smallconfused:

Exediron
2013-03-28, 11:22 PM
Wow. Frankly I'm a little surprised the Deck didn't have a higher death toll, though.

For whatever reason the deck ruined or impoverished many more people than it actually killed outright. I didn't include deaths due to losing everything you own to the deck or other related incidents (one character went mad with grief after a different character drew a ruin card that destroyed every location he had ever visited - which happened to include the first character's city, the last remaining outpost of his civilization).

And now for another game (Arkham, this time)


Investigators Devoured: 12
Investigators Alive at End: 0
Gates Sealed: 6
Terror Level: 10
Monsters on Board: 15
Doom Track at End: 11 (down two from 13!)
Shortest-Lived Investigator: 2 turns
Total Turns Spent in the Asylum (all investigators): 22
Total Turns Spent in the Hospital (all investigators): 9
Time Spent Losing: 3.5 hours
Time Spend Winning: About 10 minutes

... It didn't go well, in short.

Aolbain
2013-03-29, 01:30 PM
This adventure was played in Green Ronin's Dragon ages roleplaying game. All the player (a human and a dwarven warrior (both completely nuts and responsible for much of the things on this list (can you have a bracket within a bracket? You can now)) and a human mage who functioned as a "straight man") and the GM (me) was new to RPGs.
Upholders of Gods law murders for doing their job: 1
Wounded elves stolen from: 1
Wounded elves threatened with sexual violence: 1
Priestesses enraged:1
Blacksmiths murdered: 1
Village threatened with arson, murder and theft: 1
Unoccupied nomad camp looted: 1
Unnecessary nights spent in forest when on urgent death-and-life quest: 2
Dwarf warriors castrated by a dead bears fangs: 1
Bear heads forced upon the head of a donkey: 1
Donkeys driven semi-insane:1
Dwarf warrior kicked into a coma by a donkey: 1
Donkeys dropped into a ravine: 1
Doses of elf-cocaine taken: 3
Human warriors dead by elf-cocaine overdose: 1
Human mages barely surviving a elf-cocaine overdose: 1
Human mages contracting a severe addiction to elf-cocaine: 1
Village wardens beaten, bound and mugged: 1

THAD
2013-03-31, 06:33 AM
PCs: 2 (monk/sorcerer, druid)
NPCs: 5 (Olaf, Billy, Willy, Home-slice, Bromigo)
NPCs whose true names were actually discovered and nicknames not applied for sake of fleeing from danger: 1
Barrels karate-chopped: 15
NPCs not used as bait: 0
NPCs unconscious and unproductive for entire session: 1
Surviving NPCs at end of session: 1
NPCs eaten: 3
Familiars flattened: 1
Ghouls lit on fire: 4
PCs lit on fire: 1
Ships sunk: 1
Hags given noogies: 1
Times PC wet themselves: 2
Unsuccessful grapple attempts: 2
Times DM explained to PC that "Burning Hands" cannot be used to deal extra damage proctologist-style, even with two consecutive successful grapple attempts: 4
Times the phrase "I guess nobody's home..." triggered the demise of an NPC: 1

Figgin of Chaos
2013-03-31, 12:49 PM
Players: 30
Characters: >30
Quests: >30
Bombs Detonated: 1
People Killed By Bomb Detonation: 0
Objects Destroyed By Bomb Detonation: 1
Marriages Proposed: 1

Need_A_Life
2013-04-01, 12:11 AM
People shot and subsequently given first aid: 2
Children tackled: 2
People tied up: 4
Children scared: 8
Buildings cleared: 4
PCs going down to close-range shotgun blasts: 2
Time before the cavalry arrives: 35 minutes.


Lots of bad stuff when you find yourself in a fire-fight where you don't know the sides, have to react in split-seconds and trying to keep panicked children from running out where the crazy-ass sniper can see them.
... them shooting the person who was trying to keep the children calm, because they completely misread the situation didn't help the panic situation.

Dire Panda
2013-04-03, 09:04 PM
Half-dragon archrivals digested by were-anaconda swordsage: 1

Undigested scales: 126

Dragonscale helmets constructed: 1


Prophecies referring to player characters: 1

Completely irrelevant prophecies: 2

Irrelevant prophecies pursued: 1
Relevant prophecies pursued: 0


Prisons infiltrated: 1

Prisons haunted yet still in use: 1

Screaming loaves of living bread eaten: 1
Riddles asked by chained skeletons: 4
Prisoners eaten by ghouls: 7
Ghouls blown to bits by improvised land mines: 3

Prisoners rescued: 1
Airships stolen in a daring escape: 1

BarnabasBailey
2013-04-04, 05:26 PM
Number of goons killed (that day): 3
Number of lady goons met (that day): 1
Number of goons killed (total): I'm gonna say about 15
Number of goons total killed in the Barbarian's unstoppable bloodlust: Maybe 6
Number of lady goons total struck non-violently in increasingly comical ways by the Barbarian's unstoppable yet highly chivalrous bloodlust: 2
Number of Monk PCs: 0
Number of Barbarians inexplicably not caring where his beloved Monk younger brother went in the intervening five minutes between sessions: 1
Number of times the Cleric was in mortal peril because the Barbarian makes a lousy meat shield when raging: "Y'down again, Point-Ears? Why can't y' look after y' damn self?!"
Number of Mages killed: 1? (It might've just been a halfling with a crappy wand)
Number of Final Boss Strongholds infiltrated: 1
Number of Final Bosses actually killed: 0
Number of Barbarians inexplicably forgetting that A: he's in disguise; B: the final boss is busy casting an incantation meant to summon eldritch gods of the damned; C: the party was in a locked room and could probably Splinter Cell the guy to death without the other cultists noticing and D: that said Barbarian had a personal vendetta against anyone who even vaguely smelled like a wizard: 1

Finally, number of adventures ending in anticlimax as the party slunk out of the room to go **** around in some temple on the other side of town: 1

Paragon468
2013-04-05, 01:17 PM
Number of players at start of session: 5
Number of players at end of session: 1
Number of players killed by the party's possessed fighter: 3
Number of players accidentally dragged by fighter along the rocky bottom of an underground lake: 1
Number of greataxes thrown by Dwarf warlord: 2
Number of time he rolled a natural 20 to throw them: 2
Number of dragons killed by those greataxes: 1 3/4
Number of times party was imprisoned: 3
Number of times party broke out of prison: 4

Berenger
2013-04-05, 01:59 PM
Secret slaver hideouts cannily located: 1
Secret slaver hideouts heroically stormed: 1
Well pits jumped down to impale Bad Guy on sword: 1
Slaves freed: 11
Prisoners made: 1
Prisoners saved from torture-death at the hands of our "chaotic good" ally: 1
Secret magic maps located to further our noble cause: 1
Personal honor lost in the process: ~50%

Mnemophage
2013-04-05, 06:17 PM
Problems solved by careful diplomacy: 1
Problems solved by jumping on them with a screaming fire axe: too many to count
Robots enslaved: 8
Robot sex slaves: 1 (unfortunately)
Uncomfortable discussions about lizard reproductive systems: 3
Times lizard reproductive systems had an impact on the plot: 1
Accidental gravity reversals: 5
Secret PC family members no one knew about or expected to impact the story: 2
Dog mutations: 3
PC mutations: 0
Hyperdrive jumps: 9
Hyperdrive jumps without hitting something: 2
Scared orphan little girls: 2
Scared orphan little girls given vibroknives and taught how to gutstab people and run away before the authorities arrive: 2
Legal and current licenses for guns/knives/rocket launchers/sniper rifles/screaming fire axes/general implements of mayhem: 0

Paragon468
2013-04-06, 02:30 PM
Robots enslaved: 8
Robot sex slaves: 1 (unfortunately)

This sounds exactly like my party.


Uncomfortable discussions about lizard reproductive systems: 3
Times lizard reproductive systems had an impact on the plot: 1

This sounds exactly like my OTHER party.

kieza
2013-04-06, 05:29 PM
Hostages taken by villains: 3
Hostages killed: 2
Hostages killed by party: 1
Hostages rescued who turned out to be the leader of the villains: 1
Critical hit sneak attacks by leader of the villains: 1

Fires started: 2
Load-bearing walls destroyed: 4
Party members trapped under collapsed roof: 3
Enemies trapped under collapsed roof: 1
Party members knocked out by blacksmith's forge: 1

Chain golems knocked into industrial machinery: 1
Chain golems crushed by runaway carriage: 1
Chain golems accidentally hit by shaped charge: 1
Total chain golems encountered: 1

Priests influenced by bound demon: 2
Priests convinced to dig up demon under the guise of seeking ancient relic: 2
Demons killed by priest wielding blessed entrenching shovel: 1
Shovels declared holy relics: 1

Demon-possessed wizards: 1
Demonic invaders: 100+
Ex-marine parish priests: 1
Elephant rifles: 1
Demon lords killed by blessed bullet from 200 yards: 1

OverdrivePrime
2013-04-07, 07:43 AM
Hyperdrive jumps: 9
Hyperdrive jumps without hitting something: 2
And that sounds exactly like my old Star Wars character's miserable plot-luck.
"Yeah, I know you have 6D+2 in Astrogation. And that was a decent roll. You just keep having some pretty bad luck. On the good side - looks like you found a small Imperial outpost!"

Vknight
2013-04-07, 11:08 AM
From the same game as last time. Last nights session

Players in Game; 8
Amount Showed up; 5
Amount called ahead saying they could show; 1
PC's sent to the Hospital the end of the session; 2
PC's leaving the Hospital at beginning of session; 2
PC's returning to the Hospital; 1
PC's unconscious during session; 1
Cats beaten with chains; 1
Panty Flashes by tripping over yourself; 1
PC's sent to ISS; 2
PC's that should have been in ISS; 3
Translations of a person eating; 2
Boardgames played; 2
Boardgames played for the life of a person; 2
People killed; 1
MIB agent facepalms; 6
Number caused by one PC; 4
Number of plot elements PC's investigated without the Party Leader; 0
How Slow was the session; very
Was it good; Kind of it had its ups and downs
PC's that went to get Ice Cream; 2
NPC's that joined them; 1
Guns used; 1
Shots fired; 3
People killed by guns; 1
MIB agents covering up a murder; 2
Days in game passed; 1
Time Skipping days for PC's being in hospital; 4
Other Reasons time skipping; 1 PC's in ISS. 1 PC in OSS
Amount of PC's shot; 2
PC's clones; 1
Monster Fights; 1
Scenes having to be skipped because players had to leave early or didn't show; 4
Scenes actually important to the plot; 1
Scenes that would have explained a early scene; 2
Long and short of it is, two players came to the nurses office after a scene which we didn't do because they had to leave(2 sessions ago) its why they were in the nurses office and was important to the plot and explained how another PC was able to leave the Nurses office for 2 different scenes
Harpy Raven Women hitting on PC's; 1
Alien Insects being used as idea men; 1
Hammocks made by calling on the Queen of all spiders; 3
Tarantulas doing beat poetry; 1
Session Number; 7
Sessions Until Silent Hill; 1 to 2
Cats able to warn PC's about Silent Hill; 1
Cats unable to do so; 1
Elder God possessed person having emotional damage; 1
PC's that told MIB's about said possession; 1
Chances that man will live; 15%
Confused Characters; 2(same two that went for Ice Cream)
Confused Players; 0
Plans to Figure out Clones; 1
Plans that Risk important NPC's; 1
18-Wheeler filled with Giant Robot Monkey's; 1
Giant Robot Monkey's; 6
Encounter with Giant Robot Monkey's; 0
Sucker Punches Thrown; 2
NPC's getting attacked cause PC's didn't investigate things; 2
Chances this was just a Slow Session: 100%
Chances things will now pick up; 80%
Chances PC's survive Silent Hill; 40%
Other Campaigns in the same universe; 2
Sad Gm's because how session turned out; 1
Chances things will work out for the best; 90%
PC's mixing up two different NPC's; 1
Plans to sabotage a persons reputation; 2
Chances PC's will use time skip to do scenes among themselves; 25%
Chances this would be a good way to get less important scenes done; 85%
Amount of PC's prepared for Silent Hill; 0
Monsters Planning to Hunt Down PC's; 2
Yup

Mr Adventurer
2013-04-07, 12:19 PM
Eggs of the Elder Roc stolen: 1
Elder Rocs waved to while teleporting out of the nest: 1
Frost Giant Jarls bribed with Elder Roc egg to show us how to find the Silver Wyrm: 1
Vengeful Elder Rocs killed: 1
Frost Giant Jarls bribed with the body of the Elder Roc to be part of the Army that Saves the World: 1
Backflipping acid-squirting dinosaurs: 1

(D&D, gestalt. The other player is a Rogue//Druid...)

Jsaur
2013-04-07, 02:44 PM
Hobgoblins Killed using Ranged Weapons: 3
Total Hobgoblins Killed: 4
Angry Rerolls by DM: ~20
Spells Wasted: 1
Level of said wasted spell: 0 (cantrip)
Spiders brutally smashed all over the dungeon walls: 8
Failed Jump checks: 6
Speed of the wizard's "magic train": 240 feet/round
Capacity of the "magic train": 2
Enemies hit by magic train: 0
Number of frustrated wizards at the above fact: 2 (a PC and an NPC)
Fifth-level sorcerers one-shotted: 1
Average Party Level: 2
Kobolds Killed: 35
Satisfied Players: 0

Reynard
2013-04-07, 02:53 PM
Saving throws that the Druid and his Companion had to roll: Almost every single one that was thrown at the party.
Saving throws that the Druid passed: All but one.
Saving throws that the Companion passed: All of them.
Druids killed by crazy Priests with Circle of Death scrolls: One.
Crazy Priests ripped into tiny pieces by a Large and angry Wolf: One.

Kane0
2013-04-07, 06:50 PM
Chance of appearing to be rambling madmen to local militia: 90%
Cost of a life: 10 silver (1gp)
Times let off the hook by local militia: 0
Gold pickpocketed (from us, not by us): 0.08
Clerics still in disguise: 1
Priceless Dwarven Mugs recovered: 1
Sailors beaten up: 3.5
Standard drinks consumed: 7
Wenches bedded: 4
Party members trying dire rat for lunch: 1
Mushrooms cooked: 3
Possibility of Mushrooms being drugs: 80%
Craigs found: 2
Rats in sewer killed: 27
Pillars caused structural damage to: 1
Traps found: 14
Traps disarmed: 11
Locks picked: 3
Locks destroyed: 1
Total negative energy damage taken: 42
Hours rested: 4
Highest consecutive failed fort saves: 5
Money collected: 40gp, 10sp, 0cp
Money evenly distributed: 0gp, 10sp, 0cp
Orbs smashed: 2
Skeletons + Zombies fireballed: 8
Summoners stung: 1
Tongues cut out: 1
Clerics uncovered: 0.25
Unreadable reading content recovered: 1 journal, 1 spellbook, 4 maps
Scrolls recovered: 3
Session length: 9 hours
XP gained: ~1.5k

tommhans
2013-04-08, 08:59 AM
Had an amazing session on saturday heres the stats:

Marriages: 1
Women made pregnant:1
Birth of silver dragons: 1(has nothing to do with the woman pregnant :P)
Number of hours the poor dragon didnt get beer when he was awake: 0
White dragons slayed: 1
Awesome artifacts found: 2
Times we went to a bar: 3
Tales told about Sir William Freeman at the bar: 3
Times the monk dwarf drank beer: atleast 20
Times the monk threw a beer to the figther in the middle of a battle: 2
Times swallowed by a giant fish: 1
Riddles solved: 1
Combat encounters: 2(yeah did use some time on that random marriage)
Dinosaurs killed: 2

And in the end we also changed the DM, so next session another one have to take the journey onwards, and the someone became me so gonna be exciting trying to live up to his awesome DM'ing and him being the legendary figther, sir william freeman, its sad to give away a character but gonna be fun to try to be a DM :)

:smallcool:

Verbannon
2013-04-08, 11:18 AM
Sessions: 2

TPKs: 5

Doorhandle
2013-04-08, 08:10 PM
Had an amazing session on saturday heres the stats:


And in the end we also changed the DM, so next session another one have to take the journey onwards, and the someone became me so gonna be exciting trying to live up to his awesome DM'ing and him being the legendary figther, sir william freeman, its sad to give away a character but gonna be fun to try to be a DM :)

:smallcool:

Take this! (http://thealexandrian.net/wordpress/7949/roleplaying-games/node-based-scenario-design-part-1-the-plotted-approach)it may help you on your quest! (http://thealexandrian.net/wordpress/1118/roleplaying-games/three-clue-rule)

Mnemophage
2013-04-08, 11:34 PM
Lawsuits: 1
Blown up home planets: 2
Heal Other rolls used to inflict serious progressive medical problems: 3
Natural 20s wasted on cooking: 1
Snakes milked: 4
Plot hooks ignored because the PCs are two days away from their day job paychecks: 2
Important characters permanently re-dubbed their silly nicknames because no one can remember their actual names: 3
Encounters won by a Craft (Medicine) roll: 1
Encounters won by a combat roll: 0

This is the weirdest Star Wars game I've ever been in.

DigoDragon
2013-04-09, 07:57 AM
This one was from our last Shadowrun session where we were meeting an "Enemy Johnson" to buy some data off him--


Starting team count: 7
Bullets purchased: 120
Vehicles rented: 2
Cash withdrawn for the purchase of conspiracy data: 74,000 Nuyen
Weight of junk food purchased for lunch: 4 pounds



Estimate on how long the meeting lasts until the opposing side tries to kill us: 4 minutes.
Actual time the meeting lasted until the opposing side tried to kill us: 3.5 minutes.
Gangers hired to shoot us: 5
Ghoul gangers hired to shoot us: 20
Random winos that just started shooting up the place for no reason: 3
Number of team members who knew the plan on how to win this fight: 6
Number of team members who actually went through with the plan: 0



Combat rounds taken: 6
Most played combat music: FF7 - Still More Fighting
Enemies killed by bullets: 15
Enemies killed by magic: 6
Enemies killed by driving an SUV into them: 4
Team members killed: 1
Team members (we cared about) killed: 0
Winos killed: 2
Damage inflicted to enemy Johnson by car impact: 16P
Distance enemy Johnson launched by car impact: 24 feet
Average judge score for air time: 6.5
Thriller jokes made: 2
Money recovered: 0
Percentage increase of auto insurance: 20% :smalleek:

Angel Bob
2013-04-09, 09:36 AM
Party Members: 6
Absent Players: 2
Party Members Pushed Down Chasm: 2
Party Members Who Fell Down Chasm: 1
Party Members Who Jumped Down Chasm Onto Allies in Bear Form (only to fly out again in bird form): 1
Magic Items Broken By Said Party Member: 1
Threats of Death Towards Said Party Member by Absent Players: several

Morbis Meh
2013-04-09, 11:31 AM
Part members: 4
Players: 3

Number of living statues smashed: 3

Number of nasty psychic mold blobs killed: 2

Number of Gibbering mouthers silenced: 1

Area of ucky grey/purple mold dissolved away by prissy summoner who didn't want to get his shoes dirty: 80ft

Number of evil swarms burned by scrambling desperate explorers not prepared for a swarm hidden in a trapped box: 1

Number of Inquisitors screaming bloody murder as he is both simultaneously being bitten and burned alive: 1

Number of Thralls shanked by bada$$ rogue: 4

Number of things squashed by dwarven fighter with big hammer: 3

Number of gorgeous summoning fiend geniuses now married into one of the richest and most influencial families on the continent: 1 :smallbiggrin:

Yael
2013-04-10, 02:21 AM
Total of players who left the party due to obtaining the Half-Illithid template with 4 HDs instead of LA: 1
Players who destroyed one city in the name of the Elder Gods: 4
Times an Elder God manifested in the Material Plane due to the PC's actions: 4
Times DM and almost all players facepalme'd: 28

tommhans
2013-04-10, 09:16 AM
Take this! (http://thealexandrian.net/wordpress/7949/roleplaying-games/node-based-scenario-design-part-1-the-plotted-approach)it may help you on your quest! (http://thealexandrian.net/wordpress/1118/roleplaying-games/three-clue-rule)

thanks had a look at it, have used some of the tips :)

killer_monk
2013-04-10, 03:18 PM
Here's my last short quest in Pathfinder

Plot Key NPCs Burned Alive: 1
Number of Harmless Pillow Pit-Traps Activated: 7
Number of Party members knocked Unconscious by lethal Sword Trap: 2
PC Death Threats Towards One Another: 50+
Number of Acrobatics Checks Failed: 1
Number of "Locked" Doors Broken Down by PCs: 3
Total Intelligence Score Pool for 5 PCs(myself excluded): 40-45
Total Intelligence Used: 0
Number of Possible Non-Combat Encounters: 5
Number of Non-Combat encounters used as Non-Combat Encounters: 0

And we're only 5 rooms into the dungeon.

Friv
2013-04-10, 03:40 PM
My most recent Star Wars game:

Party Members: 5
Ships Stolen: 3
Dark Jedi Slain: 9
Sides Changed: 4
Assassination Attempts Foiled: 2
Ancient Jedi Temples Damaged: 2
Tourist Destinations Damaged: 1
Planets Destroyed: 1
Planets Saved: 1
Make A Wish Foundations Impersonated: 1
Actors Defrauded: 1
Criminal Acts Committed: *BUFFER OVERLOAD*

laeZ1
2013-04-11, 04:06 PM
The following describes last night's session in my friend's Pathfinder game.
Number of PCs: 4
Number of times eversmoking bottle was abused: 3
Number of times Urban Druid abused Thousand Faces: 14
Number of Shadow Clones the halfling ninja conjured: 3
Number of Shadow Clones wasted: 3
Number of times the half-orc oracle stabalized the NPC tank: 3
Number of times the half-orc ocracle used her lightning breath instead healing: 1
Number of bullets the enemy gunslinger put into the Tiefling Samurai: 8
Number of rounds the enemy gunslinger was conscious: 2
Number of mad monkeys summoned: 300
Number of mad monkeys slain: 300
Number of rounds it took to slay 300 mad monkeys: 2
Number of seconds per round: 6
Number of mad monkeys slain per second: 25
Ammount of damage glyph of warding did to enemies: 9
Ammount of damage glyph of warding did to allies: 36
Total HP remaining after combat, added together: 32
Total HP remaining of halfling ninja after combat: 26

Dangerous sidequests: priceless

Kazyan
2013-04-11, 09:10 PM
PCs: 3
Undead PCs: 2
PCs remaining: 2
Homebrew quasi-undead during session: 4
Duels offered: 2
Duels postponed: 1
Duration of BBEG/PC lich duel: 3 rounds
Lich's spell levels expended: 22
BBEG spell levels expended: 9
Saves passed by BBEG: 100%
Saves passed by lich: 0%
Days until lich regenerates: 8
Innuendos by other undead to BBEG: 5+
Minimum diplomacy check result to avoid innuendo-related TPK: 46
Other undead spell levels expended: 6
Negative energy damage used to impress BBEG: 570
Familiar's lines: 2
Eldritch blasts used for show: 2
Living character spell levels expended: 0
Projected chance of living character winning duel: 20%
Projected wands involved: 3 to 4
Projected attitude towards BBEG after duel: Helpful
XP awarded: 84,000
Years to become demilich for the sake of a rematch: 3

OverdrivePrime
2013-04-12, 10:04 PM
Average PC level: 8
PCs present: 3
PCs present last game: 5
Casters present this game: 0
In-game seconds since last game: 6
How many giants were running to investigate the ruckus from last game? 6
Natural 20s rolled on the ranger's listen checks: 2
Giants slain like a boss: 3
Giant corpses vaulted from in order to kill another giant even harder: 1
PC magic swords damaged: 1
Number of giants who fled the battle: 3 :smallcool:

tommhans
2013-04-15, 03:43 AM
Hours of session used at bars: 2
Hours used on the one big battle: 2
Players near death: 2
Players jumping one on one after the main villain with 7 hp left: 1
Numbers of weird questions about an unimportant artifact: 3
Numbers of custom designed NPCs: 4
Numbers of winged bears encountered: 2
Number of times someone got laid ingame: 1
Number of times they sang/performed/told tales about Sir William: 5 ++

All in all, was my first session as DMand i did make it hard for them but seemed like they enjoyed it, was ofc some parts i never ever anticipated(like the one guy asking random questions about a random statue artifact, which btw i didnt actually know was there, i replaced the old dm and the place where we ended the session there apparently was this statue,other than there was no problem ^^)

Darwin
2013-04-15, 11:10 AM
Floating Discs used to deadly effect: 3
Defenseless creatures crushed under falling rocks: 6
Ghosts utterly ignored: 3
Gold spent on swag: Thousands
Skeletons boxed to death: 1
Murder by flaming excrement: 2
Dead crocodiles used as decoys: 1

MukkTB
2013-04-15, 11:36 PM
Percentage dice roll 100 on the wandering monster chart: 2
Resulting PC Deaths: 0
GP value of Equipment loss to random encounters: 800
Named NPC Villains killed by random monsters pursuing party: 2
Loot retrieval from NPC Villains as encounter monster eats their corpse: Very Difficult
Success rate: 50%
Players Complaints: Lots
"**** it. You guys get to the destination without any more random encounters." : 1

Heliomance
2013-04-16, 01:45 PM
Seconds into campaign before first PC death: <6
PC deaths to friendly fire in the first session: 2 (same PC)
Subsequent PC deaths: 2 (also same PC)
Pieces of clothing made from PC body parts: 3
INT score of lowest INT party member at start of campaign: 4
INT score of highest INT party member at end of campaign: 40
Eyeballs devoured: Over 9000
Entities declared to be "mean" by the party druid: many
Entities declared to be "mean" by the party druid with a subsequent life expectancy of >5 minutes: 0
Party members immortal by end of campaign: 7
Methods of achieving immortality: 7
Gods personally interacted with: 15
Dracoliches treated as ATMs: 4 (and a vampiric dragon)
Spaceships caught: 1
Alien species rescued: 3
Sci-fi campaigns: 0
"The last week's session never happened"-level GM retcons: 1
Number of alien species remaining after said retcon: 0
Tons of adamantine repeatedly dropped from orbit: ~2
Rounds taken to kill largest kraken in the ocean: 1
PC power point expenditure on said task: 11
Tons of rice used to make kraken paella: many
New currencies invented: 1
Races co-opted into Roman Empire analogue: All PC races plus every giant, monstrous humanoid, and goblinoid we could lay hands on.
Reality revisions caused by epic storytelling checks: 1
Titles acquired by party leader: 8
Titles granted to party leader by people other than himself: 0
Landscapes bulldozed to make way for glorious empire: 1
Hills politely asked to move to make way for glorious empire: 1
Holes ripped in the fabric of reality to make a phone call: 2

OverdrivePrime
2013-04-16, 03:52 PM
Seconds into campaign before first PC death: <6
PC deaths to friendly fire in the first session: 2 (same PC)
Subsequent PC deaths: 2 (also same PC)
Pieces of clothing made from PC body parts: 3
INT score of lowest INT party member at start of campaign: 4
INT score of highest INT party member at end of campaign: 40
Eyeballs devoured: Over 9000
Entities declared to be "mean" by the party druid: many
Entities declared to be "mean" by the party druid with a subsequent life expectancy of >5 minutes: 0
Party members immortal by end of campaign: 7
Methods of achieving immortality: 7
Gods personally interacted with: 15
Dracoliches treated as ATMs: 4 (and a vampiric dragon)
Spaceships caught: 1
Alien species rescued: 3
Sci-fi campaigns: 0
"The last week's session never happened"-level GM retcons: 1
Number of alien species remaining after said retcon: 0
Tons of adamantine repeatedly dropped from orbit: ~2
Rounds taken to kill largest kraken in the ocean: 1
PC power point expenditure on said task: 11
Tons of rice used to make kraken paella: many
New currencies invented: 1
Races co-opted into Roman Empire analogue: All PC races plus every giant, monstrous humanoid, and goblinoid we could lay hands on.
Reality revisions caused by epic storytelling checks: 1
Titles acquired by party leader: 8
Titles granted to party leader by people other than himself: 0
Landscapes bulldozed to make way for glorious empire: 1
Hills politely asked to move to make way for glorious empire: 1
Holes ripped in the fabric of reality to make a phone call: 2
That... that sounds amazing. O___O
What system were you playing?

Voidhawk
2013-04-16, 04:20 PM
That... that sounds amazing. O___O
What system were you playing?
I was privileged to be a member of that glorious madness, and it was even better than it sounded. Our DM had updated the old Council of Wyrms setting to DnD3.5, and then we all went nuts in it.

We were all Dragons of various colours, except instead of Dragon HD we had class levels. It started with our simultaneous birth in the Council's egg room, while Ogres tried to steal the other eggs. This led to the first PC death, as the Copper Dragon bard was born on one initiative tick, and got hit by the Red Dragon's optimised breath weapon on the next tick. Total life span: slightly less than 6 seconds.

After we hunted down the egg thieves we stuck a flag in the wasteland-centre of a continent no other dragons thought was worth the effort, and immediately set about forging an Empire that made the world shake with it's might. Also was terrifying in it's inclusivity. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you have Dwarfs, Gnomes, Giants and Kobolds working with you instead of squabbling. Oh yeah, and our self-elected leader was the (roughly) Int and Wis 6 Barbarian White Dragon. Each session was only ever crazier than the last.

Dire Panda
2013-04-16, 08:07 PM
Red dragons dosed with LSD: 1

Dragons rolling natural 1's on their Fortitude saves against LSD: 1

Dragons convinced that not only is their hoard made of flesh-eating spiders with its mother's face, but that its supposed allies put them there: 1
Allied towns destroyed by tripping dragon: 2
Own body parts eaten by tripping dragon: 4
Times I will allow this tactic to work in the future: 0


Airships blasted out of the sky: 1

PCs surviving crash-landing due to lucky rolls: All

PCs swallowed whole by white dragon: 2

PCs outside and conscious at this point: 1

White dragons decapitated by a crit from a swordsage at 3hp: 1


Ancient prophecies intentionally fulfilled: 0

Accidentally: 1

Heliomance
2013-04-17, 07:01 AM
We were all Dragons of various colours, except instead of Dragon HD we had class levels.

Instead? We were gestalt Dragon HD//Class levels, essentially.

dramatic flare
2013-04-19, 06:19 AM
Paranoia:

*Number of clones who died in food vat: 3
- ...by wrestling into it: 2
*Minutes spent pretending to be a hyperactive laser turret: 10.2
*References to Ratchet & Clank: Tools of Destruction: 2
* Guns issued: 2
* Players shot in the back: 0
* Warbots stuck in tiny corridors: 1
* Clones Brainscrubbed: 1


I feel like I just missed something here. These games are usually wayyy bloodier. I think my players are trying to screw with me by working together. I'm going to have to put a stop to this.
No peace and love in MY ALpha Complex.

Vknight
2013-04-19, 08:47 AM
From my Supers game I Gm

Total PC's: 7
Criminal Organizations Damage/Destroyed: 2
Those done in by the PC's: 1
Explosives Used against PC's: 10
Fire's Stopped By PC's: 1
Fire's Started By PC's: 1
Gang Members Killed Directly: 11
Gang Members Killed Indirectly: 10
Gang Members That Were Not Killed: 8
Gang Members That Were Not Permanently Crippled: 3
PC's That Caused This Carnage: 1
Wanted PC's: 2
PC's With Bounties: 3
PC's Going to Be Questioned By the Cops: 6
PC's who can take a SWAT Team: 4
PC's With Amnesia: 1
PC's With No Clue Where There Powers Came From: 2
PC's Without Regeneration or Armor: 3
PC's With Regeneration & Armor: 1
PC's Able to Take a Tank Shell consistently: 2
Number of PC's that can take a Tank Shell but would still fall to a Swat Team Using Suppressing Fire: 2
Number of PC's That Have Been Hit By a Tank Shell that can Take it: 0
Number of PC's that have been hit by a tank shell: 1
Willpower Burnt to Live: 9
Times a Boss or other super Would Have Been One-Shot without spending Willpower: 2

OverdrivePrime
2013-04-19, 10:59 AM
Days passed at sea: 5
Giant Squids encountered: 1
Captains grappled by tentacles: 1
Tentacles cauterized by Searing Light: 1
Gigantic severed tentacles turned into calamari: 1
Full Bellies: 12
Ambushes at the worst possible moment: 1
Hill giants grappled by Giant-Squid-Tentacle-Powered Black Tentacles spell: 6
Actual threats targeted by the PCs: 0
PCs falling victim to the Hag Cleric's Vision of Hell spell: All of Them

Jsaur
2013-04-19, 08:47 PM
Just another recent adventure.

Taverns Exploded: 1
Undead Slain: 4
Mad Kings: 1
Angry Guards: ~50
Citizens in need of evacuation: ~120
Citizens successfully evacuated: ~90
Total Estimated Property Damage: 10,000 gp
Party Level: 3
Crates of Rice Used to Lethal Effect: 52
Bagpipe-playing Bards: 1
Sad PC Deaths: 1 (not the bard, he was an NPC)
Sad NPC Deaths: 3 (none of which were the bard)
Guards Knocked Out: 0
Guards Killed: 10 (but they were evil, so everything was ok)
Money Spent on Useless Items: 200 gp
Treasure Earned: 0 cp

Recherch
2013-04-19, 11:27 PM
Number of Players: 6
Perception checks failed by the PCs (and assorted animal companions and familiars): 18
DC 15 Perception checks succeeded: 0
Major plot hooks missed as a result: 2
Number of groups the party split into: 4

Members of group #1: 1 Monk
Encounters meant to challenge the entire party wandered into: 1
Fights lost: 1
Horses grappled: 1

Members of group #2: 1 Ranger & 1 Druid
Philosophical arguments with evil clones: 1
Mexican standoffs: 1

Members of group #3: 1 Wizard & 1 Bard
Encounters defeated via Knowlege: Religion, Bluff, Diplomacy and Speak With Dead: 4
Tunnels dug by the Wizard's familiar: 2
Flasks of holy water used: 6
Other PCs saved: 3
Combat rounds: 0

Members of group #4: 1 Paladin
Int of said Paladin: 5
Number of turns spent headbutting walls: 7
Secret passages discovered: 1
Women and children nearly killed by the Paladin accidentally: 3
Number of enemies defeated by the Paladin: 1
Number of enemies defeated by women and children that the party was supposed to save: 2
Number of quests finished by the Paladin: 1
Number of quests finished by the rest of the party: 0
Number of important plot points witnessed only by the 5 Int Paladin: 2

Heliomance
2013-04-29, 03:31 AM
Miles characters were teleported by Fate at the start of the campaign: On average, several hundred
Characters in the party: 5
Male characters: 1
Harem jokes made: Many
Problems solved by liberal (ab)use of Plant Growth: All problems encountered from levels 5-7. (Then the PC responsible (me) died.)
Profession (Lunatic Pirate) checks made: 4
Maximum number of concurrent plot threads active: At best count, 14 (plus one that only one PC knew about)
Artefacts of Great PowerTM to be collected: 8
Tentacles possessed by eldritch abomination from beyond the planes: Far too many
Rounds taken to convert said tentacles to eldritch calamari: Roughly 2
Days spent wandering through Faerieland: Subjective or real world time?
NPCs given irreverent nicknames: Most of them
Enemy armies bypassed by tunnelling underneath them: 1
Giant wibbly doomlasers fired: 2

Sith_Happens
2013-04-29, 03:46 AM
Characters in the party: 5
Male characters: 1
Harem jokes made: Many
...
Tentacles possessed by eldritch abomination from beyond the planes: Far too many

I believe you forgot the "Jokes made about the almost-entirely-female party fighting a tentacle monster:" entry.

Heliomance
2013-04-29, 03:50 AM
I believe you forgot the "Jokes made about the almost-entirely-female party fighting a tentacle monster:" entry.

I did indeed, especially as our Bard was an innocent blonde schoolgirl type!

AdmiralCheez
2013-04-29, 01:57 PM
Dragons defeated: 4
Kingdoms saved: 1
Kings betrayed and assassinated by PCs: 1
Kingdoms acquired by PCs: 1
DMs around to run through the epilogue: 0
Epilogues run by the party: 5

PhallicWarrior
2013-04-29, 02:03 PM
Lances broken: 15
Sexual encounters had: at least a dozen, just last session alone
Chekhov's Guns fired: 1
Party Member's Minds blown: 4
Adorable Cockney Orphans acquired: 1
Awareness tests rolled: 10
Awareness tests passed: 3
Knights knocked unconscious: 1
Princes knocked unconscious: 1
Times a party member crossdressed: 6
Ears cut off: 1
Times someone called House Standor "a buncha butchers!": 3
Times poison used in a plot by House Standor: 2
Times House Standor Poison Plot succeeded: 0

(House Standor being represented by our marvelous PCs) :smallamused:

Vknight
2013-04-29, 02:04 PM
From the Supers game last night

Hero's Attending Session: 6
Hero's Interviewed by Police: 2
Drugged Hero's: 1
Drugged Hero's Raging out and attacking civilians: 1
Civilians Killed: 5
Civilians Critically Injured: 12
Hero's That Tried To Stop Him: 2
Hero's That Tried To Stop the Guy He Was Fighting: 1
Hero's That Didn't Get Involved: 1
Hero's That Couldn't Get Involved: 1
Hero's That Infiltrated a Cult To Find Out What Was Up: 2
Hero's That Attacked the Cult Leader: 1
Hero's That Left and Went to Help Drugged Guy: 2
Hero's With Bad PR: 2
Hero's With a Guilt Trip For Being Related To the Guy who Drugged the other Hero: 1
Chances PC's Can Prove He Was Drugged: 0%
Odds the PC would have died without intervention: 100%
Chances He would have died even after intervention: 25%
Suspect Pool of People that Drugged PC: 4
Dirty Cops: At Least 1
New Personalities For the Shapeshifter: 1
Total Personalities: 3
PC's that effectively Sat out the whole game cause they decided to stay at there job and not go investigate things: 1[Not for lack of trying]
Hero's Going to a Interview of a Super-Defense Organization: 2
Hero's That Have Pissed off the Guy being Interviewed: 1
Hero's That Have Fame as a Motivator: 3
Amount at Interview: 2
Mysteries and/or Plot Point the PC's have Taken Care of: 1
Total Plot Points: 8
Plot Points They Have Investigated or Looked Into: 3(4 If you count killing off a gang for the gang war that is brewing)
Boss Battles with Very Dangerous Hero's(In the public eye): 1
PC's That Almost Died From the Fight: 2