D&D Demotivators Episode VII: BigHugeLabs STILL Doesn't Store Images [Archive] - Page 2

OverdrivePrime

2013-06-11, 07:10 PM

Everyone has them some people are just wrong

The abjurant champion(which is who that is) specializes in magical protection spells. The entire schtick of that PrC is the efficient use of spells in place of armor and shields.

Additionally, that is the single most punchable face in all of fantasy illustration. Combined with an absolutely hideous sword and a scorn-worthy shield, and, well... Why would you do that!

Sir_Thaddeus

2013-06-11, 11:06 PM

Additionally, that is the single most punchable face in all of fantasy illustration. Combined with an absolutely hideous sword and a scorn-worthy shield, and, well... Why would you do that!

Yeah, this was pretty much my rationale. I saw the picture in a thread about poor art in D&D, and realized that other people's opinions about it meshed well with my own. The mustache and the sword in particular.

That being said, I recognize that there are good elements in the picture, but, well, hyperbole. Good tool to produce a somewhat humorous effect, which is what I was going for.

Dienekes

2013-06-12, 12:04 AM

http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/r689/shislet/cool_gish_demotivational_zps876e650b.jpg

I often find myself curious why half the gish pictures I see are dressed like the Gimp from Pulp Fiction.

Sgt. Cookie

2013-06-12, 01:57 PM

That's just the Fantasy Armour Equation approaching 0%.

You see, the equation has three Variables, X, Y and Z. X and Y are arbitrary measurements of skill in Martial practices, X, and Magical Talent, Y, however, the numbers cannot be identical, if they are increase X by 10%. Z represents the total percentage of the body that is protected by armour.

For this, we need a couple of equations:

Q = X-Y

Z = (Q/(X+Y))X100

So, let's start with an X of 30 and a Y of 0

Meaning that the Q for this equation becomes 30

Meaning that Z = 100%, full armour

If we have two different numbers, let's say X is 0 and Y is 30

We get: Q = -30
Therefore: Z = -100%, no armour

But, if we have both at 30 (So X = 33 and Y = 30) Z = 4%, partial armour.

I hope that sates your curiosity.

Sith_Happens

2013-06-12, 11:40 PM

Defining Q barely shortens the formula for Z at all, and you used a multiplication cross in the same equation as a variable X (the whole point of using a dot for multiplication is to avoid confusing people like that).

Z=((X-Y)/(X+Y))*100%

Better.:smallwink:

Sgt. Cookie

2013-06-13, 06:03 AM

Ah, well, I only know the basics of advanced formulae mathmatics and creation.

Also, the equation is to figure out the percentage, having the % symbol at the end changes the answer, so it should look like:

Z=((X-Y)/(X+Y))*100

Much better.

Talentless

2013-06-13, 11:00 AM

Posting a few more I made based of one of my new favorite animated series.

Wakfu

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1012607_10200324394289544_422527100_n.jpg
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Doorhandle

2013-06-14, 04:55 AM

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9977/m7l8.jpg

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http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/5917/d5ba.jpg

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http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3081/6gse.jpg

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1528/7khy.jpg

Idea fort a new theme: famous mini-maxing builds.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8759/nlyx.jpg

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8812/ym4l.jpg

Lentrax

2013-06-14, 12:17 PM

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8812/ym4l.jpg

Source please?

Noedig

2013-06-14, 01:44 PM

[SPOILER]
-snip

Nidoking/Staryu fusion? Hell yes.

Man on Fire

2013-06-14, 02:50 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wNUJ3mC.jpg

murph04

2013-06-14, 08:35 PM

Here's my lurking tax
http://i1332.photobucket.com/albums/w605/murph04/Ruthless_zpsbdbb72a3.jpg

Man on Fire

2013-06-15, 04:56 AM

http://i.imgur.com/lWNvosf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JBV3SSy.jpg

hiryuu

2013-06-16, 01:16 AM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/994776_382075038571179_2101288754_n.jpg

tbok1992

2013-06-16, 02:20 AM

Funny thing; our DM had Lolth as nonevil and on good terms with Correlon, but she (and the other gods) also had different aspects; ala the Hindu gods; and the differences between said aspects were what caused the tension between Drow and Elves.

Eldan

2013-06-16, 04:24 AM

Heh. That reminds me of one Pantheon I once saw, which had five elemental gods, each with about three aspects. Fire, I think, was the Light of Civilization, the Warmth of Love and the Flames of Destruction. And so on. I like that kind of thing, makes mythology a bit more interesting.

Lord Raziere

2013-06-16, 04:53 AM

*snipped for alterna-Lolth*

……whelp!

its official.

evil drow was never a thing. it has always been Drizzt, forever, even the supposedly evil goddess is just the result of a jealous ex-boyfriend god being a jerk.

new theory: all the "evil drow" are just sophisticated constructs designed to raise the real chaotic good drow to rebel against evil tyrannical societies. thats how their messed up society works, they are all robots, and they all raise the real drow to become chaotic good rebels in a convoluted manner. because that is Lolth's real design. :smallbiggrin:

Man on Fire

2013-06-16, 04:57 AM

http://i.imgur.com/00WgUmZ.jpg

He apparently did this once.

maybe that should be new challenge? Famous people of RPG scene?

SiuiS

2013-06-16, 08:21 AM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/994776_382075038571179_2101288754_n.jpg

Bangin'! Source?

Funny thing; our DM had Lolth as nonevil and on good terms with Correlon, but she (and the other gods) also had different aspects; ala the Hindu gods; and the differences between said aspects were what caused the tension between Drow and Elves.

Ha a campaign to test 4e when it first came out. There was a convoluted magical effect controlled by an artifact at a location aligned to certain cosmic shifts; at this one time, place and purpose divinity could be altered, eradicated or realized. Our local selfish ass elf thief actually usurped the McGuffin... And instead of becoming a deity, used it to reconcile the elven trinity. Llolth is now one of the good gods again, and it was a pretty sweet campaign shift. I've carried it along all my campaigns.

endoperez

2013-06-16, 09:06 AM

http://i.imgur.com/00WgUmZ.jpg

He apparently did this once.

maybe that should be new challenge? Famous people of RPG scene?

I don't understand this at all. Is it a joke or just a statement?

The way I parse it, it says "a RPG writer played as a good Darth Vader".

Man on Fire

2013-06-16, 11:19 AM

I don't understand this at all. Is it a joke or just a statement?

The way I parse it, it says "a RPG writer played as a good Darth Vader".

It's refference to his book Play Dirty, in which he gives two easy ways (through you could say they're the same way really) to mess with your players when playing in estabilished continuity or story. One is called "Bad Boy Corwin" which is about reshaping the story, so the original protgonist was real bad guy all along and is manipulating the players to do his dirty work, while keeping the mask of the hero. The other it's it's opposite, about reshaping the story so the villain is suddenly the good guy. It's called "Good Man Vader". Example Wick brings is about how he pulled it out in Star Wars, revealing to players that Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to them about Vader, who is really a good person, not vile Sith Lord.

tbok1992

2013-06-16, 12:08 PM

Here's some more Tax:

http://i.imgur.com/ViD8iKP.jpg

Image taken from Bogleech's "How other monsters could cause a zombie apocalypse-type scenario" article; specifically the part talking about a hypothetical Skeleton apocalypse where skeletons started gaining free will and bursting out of their fleshy prisons with no reason given.

Also; fun fact; this is technically a legal use of Animate Dead in Pathfinder; given that the spell says that when animating a skeleton; it says that you may use "one intact corpse or skeleton..." It says nothing about whether the Skeleton has to be alive so...

endoperez

2013-06-16, 12:26 PM

I'd do it like this:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h251/Endoperez/darthpaladin_zps2978d56c.jpg

Arbane

2013-06-16, 12:59 PM

It's refference to his book Play Dirty,

Ahhh, Play Dirty, the book in which EVERYTHING on your character sheet can be used against you, including the "advantages"! The book that puts the 'D-Bag' in "DM". The one recounting the campaign where he brags about getting one player to sit at the table for 6 sessions without EVER GETTING TO DO ANYTHING. (Which is the one that REALLY offends me. Wick needs to mow that guy's lawn for him or something, just to pay him back for that chunk of lifespan he wasted.)

Seriously, don't try that at home. Unless like Wick says he intended, the whole point of the campaign is to make as many players as possible quit, like some RPG version of the old carnival attraction "50$ to the man who can last 5 minutes in the ring with Mangler Mulligan" - that sort of thing was popular back before the invention of liability lawsuits.

And you'd have to mangle canon immensely to make Vader a good guy - he tortured his own daughter and stood by and watched while an inhabited planet was blown to bits. He might be a _victim_, if he really did have a kill-switch in with all his other cybernetics, but possible clues that he was a _good_ guy are in mighty short supply.

Okay, angry rant ends here. Now, tax:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/arbane/motivator_know_alignment.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/arbane/motivator_pc_plans1.jpg

The Rose Dragon

2013-06-16, 01:03 PM

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n155/Khantalas/ellie_motivator.jpg

Fredaintdead

2013-06-16, 04:35 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wNUJ3mC.jpg

And for those that forgot or don't know, here's the Muscle Wizard class (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150504). By GitP's very own Lix Lorn. :smallsmile:

Kris Strife

2013-06-16, 07:02 PM

And you'd have to mangle canon immensely to make Vader a good guy - he tortured his own daughter and stood by and watched while an inhabited planet was blown to bits. He might be a _victim_, if he really did have a kill-switch in with all his other cybernetics, but possible clues that he was a _good_ guy are in mighty short supply.

It wasn't a kill-switch exactly, but the life support functions of his suit were highly susceptible to electricity, like the Emperor's Force Lightning. It's part of why Vader never uses it himself.

Zahhak

2013-06-16, 10:00 PM

It's also possible that George Lucas is an idiot, and you're just trying to justify the C-130 sized plot holes in a movie that makes no sense with characters that no personality and almost exclusively have no character arcs.

Tavar

2013-06-16, 10:03 PM

Zahhak

2013-06-16, 10:32 PM

That Darth Vader is Stupid Evil, has no personality, and no motivation other than "kill all the peoplez for funzies!"

Vknight

2013-06-16, 11:05 PM

That Darth Vader is Stupid Evil, has no personality, and no motivation other than "kill all the peoplez for funzies!"

:smallmad::smallannoyed::smallsigh:

Control the universe with a iron fist for eternity thanks to force stuff.
And remove any threat of those opposing.

Zahhak

2013-06-16, 11:10 PM

That's not Vader's motives, that's the Emperor's goals.

Turalisj

2013-06-16, 11:15 PM

That Darth Vader is Stupid Evil, has no personality, and no motivation other than "kill all the peoplez for funzies!"

Let's not get into this. Please. There have been hundreds of discussions none of them going anywhere.

http://cdn.head-fi.org/8/8c/8c1632de_attachment.jpeg

Shadow Viper

2013-06-17, 12:27 AM

Source please?

I too am curious to the source.

hiryuu

2013-06-17, 01:12 AM

This is the original image. (http://agentscarlet.deviantart.com/art/Lolth-347360892)

The source for her "new" alignment stemmed from me reading through her backstory in the Forgotten Realms materials, which read very similar to creeds written amongst religions to malign figures in the current mythology whenever a new mythology moves into an area; it planted the idea of an elven cleric, or even Corellon himself, has made his former lover into the victim of character assassination. It happens all the time in real-world religions. Take the Lilith story as one example, or the succubus myth itself (real world succubi didn't drain anything, they just wanted to have sex with you, possibly non-consensual while you were asleep; and the idea of a woman who wants to have sex with a man isn't seen as particularly "scary" to our modern sensibilities, so it got jazzed up a bit). Izanami is another, as is Hades. Neither were "bad" gods, just "icky," so their evil traits got played up in popular culture.

Of course. There is always the story of Leraje.

You know the story of Leraje?

Leraje was an elven archer that had a small legend built up around her for being the best archer. So Corellon challenges her to an archery duel. She declares the target to be her own heart.

She waits until Corellon fires, then shoots his arrow out of the air and the backflip of her own arrow pierces her heart.

Corellon decides she's a selfish egotistical (horrible woman) and removes her from reality, declares any legends about her to be heresy, and curses her to an eternity of torment covered in pustules.

I hate Corellon, the god of elven selfishness.

hamishspence

2013-06-17, 01:16 AM

Actually, it was him that declared the target to be her heart- in the hope that she'd concede. She didn't.

Turalisj

2013-06-17, 01:23 AM

SiuiS

2013-06-17, 03:23 AM

It wasn't a kill-switch exactly, but the life support functions of his suit were highly susceptible to electricity, like the Emperor's Force Lightning. It's part of why Vader never uses it himself.

It's also been retcon'd that his suit provided him with smith alchemy-narcotics, which only the emperor could provide.

But yeah; force lightning comes from flesh. His would stream from his elbow into his roboparts and BOOM

endoperez

2013-06-17, 03:29 AM

Ahhh, Play Dirty, the book in which EVERYTHING on your character sheet can be used against you, including the "advantages"! The book that puts the 'D-Bag' in "DM".

[SNIP]

And you'd have to mangle canon immensely to make Vader a good guy

Mangling a well-known story in a stupid way to screw your players over? I thought that was the point if that twist.

Kelb_Panthera

2013-06-17, 04:04 AM

Actually, it was him that declared the target to be her heart- in the hope that she'd concede. She didn't.

Of course, that story is wrong.... And leaves out a good deal of context.

http://therafim.wikidot.com/leraje

Also check Tome of Magic.

I could be wrong, but I rather suspect he knows how the story actually goes and was deliberately spinning it to make corellon look bad; kinda like how the poster did with the story of Lloth's fall.

PersonMan

2013-06-17, 04:05 AM

Of course, that story is wrong.... And leaves out a good deal of context.

Right, he forgets to mention that the entire thing happens because Lolth compliments her.

No, seriously, the story is absurd, especially because

1. A single arrow shouldn't be enough to kill a quasi-divine being
2. Resurrection makes such an act without real consequences anyways

So, really, even with the authors' spin on the story about it being Leraje's pride that is the problem, it's clearly that Corellon can't handle his servants getting compliments and would rather curse them for all eternity rather than see that they really are as good (or better) than him.

But this is all off topic - why I didn't post on the issue when it came up before, but this made it irresistible for me.

Arbane

2013-06-17, 04:30 AM

So, really, even with the authors' spin on the story about it being Leraje's pride that is the problem, it's clearly that Corellon can't handle his servants getting compliments and would rather curse them for all eternity rather than see that they really are as good (or better) than him.

Appropriately enough, the myth of Arachne springs instantly to mind.

Cerlis

2013-06-17, 04:43 AM

Right, he forgets to mention that the entire thing happens because Lolth compliments her.

No, seriously, the story is absurd, especially because

1. A single arrow shouldn't be enough to kill a quasi-divine being
2. Resurrection makes such an act without real consequences anyways

So, really, even with the authors' spin on the story about it being Leraje's pride that is the problem, it's clearly that Corellon can't handle his servants getting compliments and would rather curse them for all eternity rather than see that they really are as good (or better) than him.

But this is all off topic - why I didn't post on the issue when it came up before, but this made it irresistible for me.

A mortal weapon couldnt, but i dont think we are talking about those.
Also, you have to be mortal to be resurrected. Not to mention its a rare gift granted under the right circumstances.

SiuiS

2013-06-17, 05:02 AM

Larajie is also not a D&D specific myth. She shows up in Castlevania as a sharpshooter who bounces sniper rounds off walls into you. Castlevania doesn't draw much from D&D at all.

Kris Strife

2013-06-17, 05:13 AM

Right, he forgets to mention that the entire thing happens because Lolth compliments her.

No, seriously, the story is absurd, especially because

1. A single arrow shouldn't be enough to kill a quasi-divine being
2. Resurrection makes such an act without real consequences anyways

So, really, even with the authors' spin on the story about it being Leraje's pride that is the problem, it's clearly that Corellon can't handle his servants getting compliments and would rather curse them for all eternity rather than see that they really are as good (or better) than him.

But this is all off topic - why I didn't post on the issue when it came up before, but this made it irresistible for me.

It was also because of her pride, which has always been a no-no when it comes to dealing with deities.

Or stupidity for agreeing to a contest about shooting yourself in the heart.

Edit: He didn't remove her from existence and ban her stories because she was prideful, but because he was embarrassed for making a herald of someone dumb enough to willingly shoot themselves in the heart to prove their skill.

Admiral Harkov

2013-06-17, 05:33 AM

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/mbest/Motivational/motivatorfa0af569e4f23b80e40a45189bee288d3482cb8f. jpg~original

Eldan

2013-06-17, 05:41 AM

Larajie is also not a D&D specific myth. She shows up in Castlevania as a sharpshooter who bounces sniper rounds off walls into you. Castlevania doesn't draw much from D&D at all.

Like a good 90% of vestiges, the name is drawn from a Goetic demon in the Lesser Key of Salomon.

From Wiki:

In demonology, Leraje is a mighty Great Marquis of Hell who has thirty legions of demons under his power. He causes great battles and disputes, and makes gangrene wounds caused by arrows. Some authors say this demon belongs to the zodiacal sign of Sagittarius.

He is depicted as a gallant and handsome archer clad in green, carrying a bow and quiver.

Other spellings: Lerajie, Leraie, Leraikha, Leraye, Loray, Oray.

Interestingly, here, he's male, like most demons.

Lord Raziere

2013-06-17, 07:27 AM

….yea, I'm still sticking with "Lolth is actually good" interpretation because challenging someone to an archery competition then designing the target as the person who complimented your archery is a jerk move.

that and pride myths were always kind of flimsy to me. an especially flimsy part of myth when myth is already very, very flawed.

JackOfAllBuilds

2013-06-17, 08:54 AM

TL;DR: ZIP IT YOU ALL!
MORE POSTERS, DISCUSSIONS TO OTHER THREADS!

http://i.imgur.com/nV4MPLd.jpg

Re-railing and original content, I'm proud of this one

murph04

2013-06-17, 09:24 AM

http://i1332.photobucket.com/albums/w605/murph04/Punchmastermonk_zps7d9e1bba.jpghttp://i1332.photobucket.com/albums/w605/murph04/Punchmastermoomba_zps3864ad2d.jpg

Yora

2013-06-17, 10:35 AM

Giving my oppinion about energy orb spells.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e421cffcfa1cc1729a4b31fc3fffff44/tumblr_mojn9ncrUR1rv231do1_1280.jpg

Eldan

2013-06-17, 01:49 PM

Hm. Now I'm looking for a good picture for:

"Orbs: No, no, no. This is nonmagical magic force".

Some kind of wizard with a sly grin and a magic orb.

Lentrax

2013-06-17, 01:57 PM

I prefer the Dude.

http://s2.postimg.org/erw6bulft/image.jpg

Asahel24601

2013-06-17, 08:33 PM

Lurking Tax;
http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/Asahel24601/WarriorPoet_zps42f5a29d.jpghttp://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/Asahel24601/FirstCrit_zpsc680e220.jpghttp://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/Asahel24601/Consult_zpsc04d15f9.jpghttp://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/Asahel24601/BossFights_zpsc7dd53ef.jpghttp://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/Asahel24601/Dragon_zpsf805dd7d.jpg

Man on Fire

2013-06-18, 09:21 AM

http://i.imgur.com/azmRmd3.jpg

Yora

2013-06-18, 02:37 PM

Oh wow. I just started updating the tumbler archive again, and it immediately got some 370 notes. There are also over 400 followers.
It's really quite popular.

It also is set up as a shared blog, so anyone who has an account could help with uploading the images from the thread when I'm forgetting about it. Just saying. :smalltongue:

ShadowFighter15

2013-06-19, 07:54 AM

Here's a couple of fresh ones for the Iron Kingdoms RPG - only two career combinations I could think of posters for. Granted - it's a quarter to eleven at night at the moment so now isn't exactly the best time for creativity.:smalltongue:

Added an explanation spoiler under each poster for those not familiar with the Iron Kingdoms.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/ShadowFighter_15/Corvo_IK_zpse2c10720.jpg
Duelists get an ability that lets them ignore free strikes from enemies (basically a free attack you get at anyone leaving your melee reach with a bonus to hit and an extra die of damage - think of them like AoOs from DnD) and access to the Two Weapon Fighting ability.

Storm Sorcerer provides various wind and lightning spells (of course) as well as an innate speed bonus. One of the spells available to Storm Sorcerers functions a lot like Corvo's Blink Power - letting them cross short-ish distances (about 30-feet when you convert the tabletop's scale) instantly. Basically; a Duelist/Storm Sorcerer is a fast, mobile swordsman with a variety of little tricks up their sleeves (like a spell that makes them immune to any ranged attacks from more than 3" away - that's on the tabletop's scale, it uses the same combat system as the wargames, basically.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/ShadowFighter_15/Castle_IK_zps525ca463.jpg
Don't think this needs much explanation - a wealthy author in Manhattan is functionally modern aristocracy.

There's probably plenty of possibilities I'm not thinking of, though, or that I couldn't think of an image for. Like that Trollkin Fell Caller/Long Rider - Trollvahkiin-on-a-Horse.

nico2167

2013-06-20, 10:03 PM

Kinda paying off a GIANT tax:
http://s16.postimg.org/g15vhi7zp/motivator340ed6086bbfa1fb65b21427dfc008cf103f4ac.j pg

Man on Fire

2013-06-21, 08:58 AM

http://i.imgur.com/NPmf08d.jpg

Sir_Thaddeus

2013-06-22, 01:05 PM

http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/r689/shislet/evoker_demotivational_zpsf2c0f16c.jpg

AngelSword

2013-06-22, 01:20 PM

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7595164672/h33568790/ (http://cheezburger.com/7595164672)

jaybird

2013-06-22, 03:23 PM

http://i.imgur.com/BlzJjsU.jpg

Explaination: Extra Traits feat for a total of -2 Metamagic adjustment on one spell, one level of Crossblooded Sorcerer to get +2 damage per dice (+1 on any element, +2 on favoured), then take levels in Evocation (Admixture) specialist to spontaneously change damage element 3+Int/day. Jack up caster level and apply Intensify Spell, add Empower Spell when able. I remember hitting around the 20d6 mark with a level 10 version of this character.

SiuiS

2013-06-22, 04:06 PM

Braininthejar2

2013-06-23, 11:04 AM

Ok, let's see if I can make it work...

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/braininthejar/motivator-levelinappropriateencounters.jpg

Vknight

2013-06-23, 02:34 PM

Ok, let's see if I can make it work...

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/braininthejar/motivator-levelinappropriateencounters.jpg

Each of those guys was level inappropriate on their own.

I do love this poster, the image, and this part of the mange/anime

Noedig

2013-06-23, 05:43 PM

Each of those guys was level inappropriate on their own.

I do love this poster, the image, and this part of the mange/anime

"Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?"

Probably my favorite line of the manga thus far.

Turalisj

2013-06-24, 01:53 AM

Each of those guys was level inappropriate on their own.

I do love this poster, the image, and this part of the mange/anime

Luffy was about level 15.

Them? Those three are about level 20. Each.

SiuiS

2013-06-24, 04:06 AM

Luffy was about level 15.

Them? Those three are about level 20. Each.

Exactly. Each 20 was individually appropriate for a 15.

endoperez

2013-06-24, 07:39 AM

Exactly. Each 20 was individually appropriate for a 15.

INappopriate, right?

Vknight

2013-06-24, 09:48 AM

INappopriate, right?

Well Ice & Light yes. Ice freezes and makes rubber brittle. Light is well light
But Luffy is made of Rubber and magma may just heat that rubber and cause Luffy to be more bendy

Hiro Protagonest

2013-06-24, 11:20 AM

But Luffy is made of Rubber and magma may just heat that rubber and cause Luffy to be more bendy

...Magma isn't exactly non-meltable temperatures. It's melting ROCK.

Waker

2013-06-24, 11:39 AM

Well Ice & Light yes. Ice freezes and makes rubber brittle. Light is well light
But Luffy is made of Rubber and magma may just heat that rubber and cause Luffy to be more bendy

Even if they are all in possession of Logia type powers, each of them is also proficient in the use of Haki. Besides, being a Fire user didn't help Ace against Magma.

Marnath

2013-06-24, 12:29 PM

Vknight

2013-06-24, 12:56 PM

I have no idea who they're even supposed to be but putting supernatural powers aside, they all look substantially more physically powerful than the little guy. So on that alone they've got the unfair advantage.

Being made of rubber is a reason why I'd assume Luffy is not Bulky
Another being that instead of getting large muscles his rubber body becomes stronger or something like that so super compacted muscle.
Doesn't really matter when early on he punches out a sea monster

Waker; True, very true the Admirals all have Haki and Luffy does not at that point. And all 4 fighters had Logia fruits.

Jade Dragon; True but at the same time who knows? Stranger things could happen. Especially if my current bet comes true for the end of the current arc

AngelSword

2013-06-24, 02:16 PM

Another not-mine Memebase find:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7594908416/h001BE4E5/ (http://cheezburger.com/7594908416)

Man on Fire

2013-06-24, 03:04 PM

http://i.imgur.com/drt9MMl.jpg

The Tygre

2013-06-24, 11:09 PM

HELLTRAIN'S BACK, BABY!

CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VDAFX2IaKI&list=PLFA38CD9A87C70BFE)

http://lurkerablog.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/devil_train2.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/JapaneseDampD_zps11b581ad.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/GrokeElementals_zps582fd576.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/HellHounDoom_zps92776ead.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/FrazettaArena_zpsa56fe153.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/Far-Spawn_zpsbdfe9271.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/AthasDragonKing_zpsad8122a5.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/DireBeardedVulture_zpsb57f00e2.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/BoVDSnakes_zps29bc504e.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/KingdomMini_zps7d15f41f.jpg

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/AraneaFamily_zps5b86f932.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img17/4489/jjag.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img266/3750/j9hi.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img16/9958/7a9u.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img199/5391/cqc.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img189/5935/jfut.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img838/9704/ylgb.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img703/7576/xkx0.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img823/8420/ulfx.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img855/4281/sg5q.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img707/4244/k49q.jpg

Hiro Protagonest

2013-06-25, 10:55 AM

http://imageshack.us/a/img838/9704/ylgb.jpg

King of Dragon Pass! Yes!

Oh, and by the way:
http://i.imgur.com/q8Xn38m.jpg
Credit to the Let's Player Deatheven13 for the quote.

Man on Fire

2013-06-25, 02:15 PM

http://i.imgur.com/OARRTBZ.jpg

Braininthejar2

2013-06-25, 08:23 PM

Another one, since there seem to be some fans here.

I hope I've managed to keep it RPG-relevant.

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/braininthejar/LastWords.jpg

Urpriest

2013-06-25, 11:02 PM

http://imageshack.us/a/img855/4281/sg5q.jpg

Wow, the default Urpriest looks a lot like him...coincidence? I think not!

byaku rai

2013-06-25, 11:23 PM

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/TheTygre/JapaneseDampD_zps11b581ad.jpg

... How is the girl on the right staying in her clothes? That just... I don't...

Brassiere of Holding, maybe?

Andezzar

2013-06-25, 11:38 PM

Just be glad that they did not adapt Evard's Black Tentacles to the genre.

Togath

2013-06-25, 11:45 PM

if you mean the girl with the skull hat, I don't think she is all the way in her clothes:smallwink:

Tam_OConnor

2013-06-26, 01:45 AM

Some new ones.
http://i.imgur.com/f11RxCz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/L9ffMR1.jpg
(Artist is Stehen Weiter)

AngelSword

2013-06-26, 04:30 PM

... How is the girl on the right staying in her clothes? That just... I don't...

Brassiere of Holding, maybe?

You're welcome:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1003416_10200563660751169_943113421_n.jpg

Necroticplague

2013-06-26, 05:04 PM

You're welcome:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1003416_10200563660751169_943113421_n.jpg

I find how it's a level 18 item oddly hilarious.

Cerlis

2013-06-26, 11:05 PM

... How is the girl on the right staying in her clothes? That just... I don't...

Brassiere of Holding, maybe?

to answer your question, i dont think she is. from the looks of it her "shirt" is supporting (under) her breastcycles, not covering them up.

makes them more perky.

tbok1992

2013-06-27, 03:26 PM

http://i.imgur.com/azmRmd3.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lvwkmRE.jpg

Yora

2013-06-28, 07:34 AM

http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu7/aperson33/The_Bear_Spider.jpg

OverdrivePrime

2013-06-28, 12:27 PM

http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu7/aperson33/The_Bear_Spider.jpg

O___O

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w219/mwellenstein/kill_it_with_fire_motivator_KILL_IT_KILL_IT_WITH_F IRE-s640x512-132461_zps161a7fab.jpg

Andezzar

2013-06-28, 12:34 PM

I don't know, I think it looks cute. But then again I have no aversion to big hairy spiders.

There are much worse things in the MMs

DracoDei

2013-06-28, 12:37 PM

O___O
http://files.sharenator.com/kill_it_with_fire_motivator_KILL_IT_KILL_IT_WITH_F IRE-s640x512-132461.jpg

Your image link appears to be broken. The file name is somewhat helpful though.

Amidus Drexel

2013-06-28, 01:21 PM

Your image link appears to be broken. The file name is somewhat helpful though.

Hrm? I can see it.

OverdrivePrime

2013-06-28, 01:25 PM

Your image link appears to be broken. The file name is somewhat helpful though.

Thanks for the heads up. Only took me 6 times to fix. :smallsigh:

As penance:
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w219/mwellenstein/chaotic_zps287d4982.jpg
From http://xkcd.com/325/, which, honestly, is much better than this motivator.

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w219/mwellenstein/motivator-GGDistraction_zps9e010a29.jpg

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w219/mwellenstein/wildlifefail_zpsc9c9d458.jpg

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w219/mwellenstein/muppethuntermotiv_zpsba407dc8.jpg
Seems like a pretty easily homebrewed PrC for Rangers and Barbarians.

Shadow Viper

2013-06-30, 05:53 AM

O___O

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w219/mwellenstein/kill_it_with_fire_motivator_KILL_IT_KILL_IT_WITH_F IRE-s640x512-132461_zps161a7fab.jpg

Source please, guessing anime?

Sgt. Cookie

2013-06-30, 07:07 AM

It's from Pumpkin Scissors.

Shadow Viper

2013-07-01, 03:58 AM

It's from Pumpkin Scissors.

Thank you, greatly appreciated!

murph04

2013-07-01, 11:57 AM

Fresh out of the oven!

http://i1332.photobucket.com/albums/w605/murph04/Adventure_Chaplin_zps64a708e8.jpg
http://i1332.photobucket.com/albums/w605/murph04/WorldDesign_zpsbfe90d1e.jpg

hiryuu

2013-07-02, 02:23 PM

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/183/3/8/motivator0e93a8da716690bd2610c5a5280b56383ae0a_by_ mr_author-d6boe19.jpg

Ksheep

2013-07-02, 06:51 PM

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/183/3/8/motivator0e93a8da716690bd2610c5a5280b56383ae0a_by_ mr_author-d6boe19.jpg

I don't even want to think about the inevitable giant mutant mosquitoes, although the rad-roaches in Fallout are about the same size as the cockroaches (or palmetto bugs) in Florida…

Necroticplague

2013-07-02, 07:18 PM

I don't even want to think about the inevitable giant mutant mosquitoes, although the rad-roaches in Fallout are about the same size as the cockroaches (or palmetto bugs) in Florida…

Clearly we have been playing different Fallouts. The radroaches I've killed for meat were the size of a medium dog. Meanwhile in my actual florida, these bugs refuse to get any bigger than about half of a baseball (though that's fairly sizeable for an insect).

Slipperychicken

2013-07-02, 07:37 PM

hiryuu

2013-07-02, 08:38 PM

Clearly we have been playing different Fallouts. The radroaches I've killed for meat were the size of a medium dog. Meanwhile in my actual florida, these bugs refuse to get any bigger than about half of a baseball (though that's fairly sizeable for an insect).

Don't forget the monkeys, pythons, iguanas, and nile monitors.

That's also barring mutant boar, catfish, and alligator, as well.

This map will eventually cover the entire south of North Carolina and east of the Mississippi. I also ordered a vault-tec lunchbox to use as a fate pot and am making Nuka-Cola caps to use as Fate Chips.

All of my players are chomping at the bit and calling me at odd hours to ask if I'm done. T_T

Slipperychicken

2013-07-02, 08:52 PM

Don't forget the monkeys, pythons, iguanas, and nile monitors.

That's also barring mutant boar, catfish, and alligator, as well.

This map will eventually cover the entire south of North Carolina and east of the Mississippi. I also ordered a vault-tec lunchbox to use as a fate pot and am making Nuka-Cola caps to use as Fate Chips.

All of my players are chomping at the bit and calling me at odd hours to ask if I'm done. T_T

This sounds awesome.

Honestly, if I was a player in that game, I'd be psyched out of my mind too. Maybe you can post some details (about the setting, and maybe a campaign journal) once your done?

Ksheep

2013-07-02, 10:13 PM

Clearly we have been playing different Fallouts. The radroaches I've killed for meat were the size of a medium dog. Meanwhile in my actual florida, these bugs refuse to get any bigger than about half of a baseball (though that's fairly sizeable for an insect).

I dunno, some of the ones I've seen sure seemed like they were the size of a small dog. Then again, that might have been because it jumped on the back of my head in the middle of the night, causing me to bash my head against the wall and I only caught a fleeting glimpse of it as it ran down the hallway. Biggest I've actually seen was about 2-3 inches.

And I'm way off topic… and falling behind on taxes.

http://i.imgur.com/9efQyNh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RmXXzC3.jpg

murph04

2013-07-03, 02:13 PM

Here's a new one
http://i1332.photobucket.com/albums/w605/murph04/Mary-sue_zpsadd59efc.jpg

PersonMan

2013-07-03, 02:46 PM

You can't do that. You need to open the picture itself, then link that, not the page. Otherwise it only shows up after you visit the page.

Like this:
http://i1332.photobucket.com/albums/w605/murph04/Mary-sue_zpsadd59efc.jpg

I hope that works.

Hiro Protagonest

2013-07-03, 03:06 PM

His link showed up fine for me.

Amidus Drexel

2013-07-03, 03:18 PM

His link showed up fine for me.

Same here. It's loaded on photobucket, so I'm not sure where the trouble is in viewing it.

Hopeless

2013-07-03, 03:19 PM

Source on this one? I recognize this but can't quite place it.

Unless you're a certain dm who one week said it was caught by surprise and then later disavowed saying that!:smallfurious:

PersonMan

2013-07-03, 04:43 PM

Odd. I originally saw an error square, checked the URL, saw that it led to the page rather than the actual image, started my post, then saw that I could see the image starting then, thought it was a different error and changed my post to what it is now.

tbok1992

2013-07-03, 09:59 PM

This might be a little risque, but I still think it's worksafe:

http://i.imgur.com/x4z5RuA.jpg

If you can identify what the pic is from, congratulations! You have accomplished the dubious feat of being an even bigger loser than I am!

Admiral Squish

2013-07-03, 10:05 PM

If you can identify what the pic is from, congratulations! You have accomplished the dubious feat of being an even bigger loser than I am!

...This statement saddens me.

tbok1992

2013-07-03, 10:47 PM

Why? Were you able to identify it?

Pink

2013-07-03, 10:52 PM

If you can identify what the pic is from, congratulations! You have accomplished the dubious feat of being an even bigger loser than I am!

For my self esteem, it is good that I do not know exactly how big a loser you are and can delude myself.

Why? Were you able to identify it?

....Yes....

Vknight

2013-07-03, 11:04 PM

I think I know what that is.
In other news that is not that bad. Once I find those two motivators I got confirmation from a mod that yes they were ok cause I was so worried I could get in trouble

Beowulf DW

2013-07-04, 08:53 AM

Tax:

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/443/5bnd.jpg

Braininthejar2

2013-07-05, 08:54 PM

And another one from me:

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/braininthejar/demotleadership.jpg

Sir_Thaddeus

2013-07-07, 12:18 AM

http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/r689/shislet/dimension_door_demotivational_zpsd043b99f.jpg

Silva Stormrage

2013-07-09, 03:02 PM

And another one from me:

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/braininthejar/demotleadership.jpg

I think that one is more Luffy abusing the diplomacy rules :smalltongue:

Vemynal

2013-07-11, 01:16 PM

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24842610.jpg

I'd like to propose a challenge! Characters (tv, books, etc) you'd rather not play with =)

Slipperychicken

2013-07-11, 01:48 PM

http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/1488539.jpg

Shadow Viper

2013-07-13, 05:28 AM

http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/1488539.jpg

Image no work

Yora

2013-07-13, 05:56 AM

Because MemeCreator also doesn't store images.

Beowulf DW

2013-07-13, 12:01 PM

D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: MemeCreator Doesn't Store Images Either.

Eldan

2013-07-13, 12:51 PM

D&D Demovitators Episode VIII: Upload to Imageshack?

Yora

2013-07-13, 01:07 PM

Nah, they always tell you to create an account after you successfully uploaded and don't let you get the link to your image otherwise.

Amidus Drexel

2013-07-13, 01:10 PM

D&D Demovitators Episode VIII: Seriously, who doesn't have a photobucket?

Scow2

2013-07-13, 02:20 PM

D&D Demovitators Episode VIII: Seriously, who doesn't have a photobucket?

Imgur is usually better than Imageshack or Photobucket.

Eldan

2013-07-13, 02:40 PM

Nah, they always tell you to create an account after you successfully uploaded and don't let you get the link to your image otherwise.

Do they know. I haven't uploaded any images in ages, but I'm not getting any accounts.

Braininthejar2

2013-07-13, 02:44 PM

I think that one is more Luffy abusing the diplomacy rules

In the context of the story, this is how Leadership works. Conqueror's Haki is a special gift, not something that can be learned.

Turalisj

2013-07-13, 04:19 PM

D&D Demovitators Episode VIII: Use a Dedicated Image Hosting Site

Sith_Happens

2013-07-13, 04:33 PM

Image no work

It's working for me.:smallconfused:
(EDIT: And now that I'm on a different device it's not.)

Nah, they always tell you to create an account after you successfully uploaded and don't let you get the link to your image otherwise.

It's unnecessarily time-consuming, but "View Page Source" still works. THEY CAN'T STOP THE SOURCE.

Noedig

2013-07-14, 12:52 AM

D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: The Perils of the Warp.
OR
D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: The Eye of Terror.

Arkhosia

2013-07-14, 12:53 AM

It's working for me.:smallconfused:

It's unnecessarily time-consuming, but "View Page Source" still works. THEY CAN'T STOP THE SOURCE.

What about the signal?

NEO|Phyte

2013-07-14, 09:09 AM

What about the signal?

You can never stop the signal.

Vknight

2013-07-14, 06:02 PM

MOAR Toppings!

Oh sorry I mean

More Posters!

And soon more from the Knight of V

Arkhosia

2013-07-14, 06:43 PM

You can never stop the signal.

I've heard it has 10000000 hp and an armor class of 2000 (4e)
On topic:http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/itsatrap.jpg

RandomNPC

2013-07-15, 02:46 PM

OverdrivePrime

2013-07-15, 03:26 PM

Here's one, fresh made.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/196/1/9/shame_by_beowulf22121-d6dlltm.jpg

It's the new dice set my wife just got. The D20 decided to get uppity. On here she's Sha'uri.

I'm so sad that my group and I have never done that! Well, that new tradition begins this Thursday! :smalltongue:

Admiral Squish

2013-07-15, 04:34 PM

Here's one, fresh made.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/196/1/9/shame_by_beowulf22121-d6dlltm.jpg

It's the new dice set my wife just got. The D20 decided to get uppity. On here she's Sha'uri.

I discipline my dice by putting the poorly-performing ones in the freezer overnight. So they can think about what they've done.

Zahhak

2013-07-15, 06:45 PM

I don't know if that's hilarious or mean. Maybe both.

Oh, mind if I make that a demotivator? I owe tax:smallfrown:

Admiral Squish

2013-07-15, 08:08 PM

I don't know if that's hilarious or mean. Maybe both.

Oh, mind if I make that a demotivator? I owe tax:smallfrown:

Go ahead, I don't mind.
I should try to come up with a demotivator too, I owe a lot of tax...

Noedig

2013-07-15, 11:47 PM

Freezing them seems rather lenient. We torch habitual failures in my group.

Zahhak

2013-07-16, 12:21 AM

Can I get you to quote Admiral Squish and then let me use that to make another demotivator?

http://i.imgur.com/LPV72EC.jpg

Sith_Happens

2013-07-16, 12:30 AM

Here's one, fresh made.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/196/1/9/shame_by_beowulf22121-d6dlltm.jpg

It's the new dice set my wife just got. The D20 decided to get uppity. On here she's Sha'uri.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-M9YvwKomcNs/T3V7PPFjs8I/AAAAAAAACBY/O8czvJbi9Sg/s200/truestory.jpg

Sha'uri

2013-07-16, 03:29 PM

Ryu_Bonkosi

2013-07-16, 06:11 PM

I discipline my dice by putting the poorly-performing ones in the freezer overnight. So they can think about what they've done.

In a similar vein, I once had a d20 that rolled nothing above a 9. One night, after about twenty minutes of absently rolling it, I looked at it and said, "I will give you one more roll, if it isn't above a ten I am throwing you away." It came up as a 1. I stood up, grabbed a ceramic bowl and some rubbing alcohol, put the d20 and some alcohol in the bowl, put the rest of my dice in a circle around the bowl, and lit the d20 on fire. After it melted, I picked up its charred remains and held it aloft so the rest of my dice could see what happens when you displease me. For the rest of the night they all rolled above half.

Dice may be inanimate objects, but they do know fear.

vasharanpaladin

2013-07-16, 07:05 PM

I discipline my dice by putting the poorly-performing ones in the freezer overnight. So they can think about what they've done.

The freezer? Psh. I use the microwave. :smallamused:

The Rose Dragon

2013-07-16, 07:09 PM

The freezer? Psh. I use the microwave. :smallamused:

So the good news is if you put the die with the 1 facing down (d10s are complicated, since whether the highest outcome is 10 or 9 changes based on the system) and flash-heat it in the microwave, most plastic dies have just enough of their weight shifted downwards that they are more likely to come up as the highest number on the die. But woe betide you if you use such a die in a low-roll system like GURPS.

vasharanpaladin

2013-07-16, 09:34 PM

Amidus Drexel

2013-07-16, 09:49 PM

So the good news is if you put the die with the 1 facing down (d10s are complicated, since whether the highest outcome is 10 or 9 changes based on the system) and flash-heat it in the microwave, most plastic dies have just enough of their weight shifted downwards that they are more likely to come up as 20. But woe betide you if you use such a die in a low-roll system like GURPS.

That's why one should have different sets of dice for different systems. :smallamused:

Wait, people actually play GURPS? :smalleek:

Most of the Chaosium systems work for that too, and I know at least some people play RuneQuest and CoC. :smallamused:

Admiral Squish

2013-07-16, 10:23 PM

Hmmm...

*scribbles notes*
Exactly how long would you say is long enough to deform one's dice properly?

Beowulf DW

2013-07-16, 10:33 PM

In a similar vein, I once had a d20 that rolled nothing above a 9. One night, after about twenty minutes of absently rolling it, I looked at it and said, "I will give you one more roll, if it isn't above a ten I am throwing you away." It came up as a 1. I stood up, grabbed a ceramic bowl and some rubbing alcohol, put the d20 and some alcohol in the bowl, put the rest of my dice in a circle around the bowl, and lit the d20 on fire. After it melted, I picked up its charred remains and held it aloft so the rest of my dice could see what happens when you displease me. For the rest of the night they all rolled above half.

Dice may be inanimate objects, but they do know fear.

You're the Stalin of dice!:smalleek:

Eldan

2013-07-17, 03:03 AM

Nah. I had a friend who's the real Stalin of dice. He threw his dice out into the snow and then acted as if nothing ever happened.

Arkhosia

2013-07-17, 03:21 AM

Nah. I had a friend who's the real Stalin of dice. He threw his dice out into the snow and then acted as if nothing ever happened.

If I had the necessary materials, the miscreant D20 might reconsider crit. failing me when I give it a bath...(wait for it)....... OF DRY ICE! *lightning flashes in background, someone kicks a puppy, a baby cries, M. Night Shamalayan writes another Avatar movie, Etc.

Eldan

2013-07-17, 03:27 AM

We once melted a die in the physics lab. With a laser.

Arkhosia

2013-07-17, 03:44 AM

Now i want a railgun (yes they built one) for diceimation. :smallfrown:
Come on, who hasn't wanted to obliterate something by sending a piece of metal going Mach 3 through it?

Ryu_Bonkosi

2013-07-17, 03:59 AM

You're the Stalin of dice!:smalleek:

Haha, this is good. Can I sig this?

Eldan

2013-07-17, 04:11 AM

Now i want a railgun (yes they built one) for diceimation. :smallfrown:
Come on, who hasn't wanted to obliterate something by sending a piece of metal going Mach 3 through it?

Hm. I know at least one person who uses metallic dice. You could fire them from the railgun.

SiuiS

2013-07-17, 06:26 AM

I just don't know why I didn't think to make the dunce cap sooner. What really sucks is that I seriously just bought that set of pink/black dice and two days later the d20 was already giving me horrible rolls :smallfrown:

I have those! I love them~! They are in my tiny dice bag with the straight pink pearlescents.

Also, y'all are mean! :smallmad:
I scribbled a thaumaturgical diagram in colored inks on a board and recharge my failing dice with positive energies.

Beowulf DW

2013-07-17, 07:10 AM

Haha, this is good. Can I sig this?

Go ahead, if you're that proud of it. I'm a little freaked out, to be honest.

Andezzar

2013-07-17, 09:03 AM

Now i want a railgun (yes they built one) for diceimation. :smallfrown:The problem is you would need a d2 to find out which dice will live. What if those fail you?
In case someone does not get the reference see Spartacus: War of the Damned Episode 4

Arkhosia

2013-07-17, 09:10 AM

The problem is you would need a d2 to find out which dice will live. What if those fail you?
In case someone does not get the reference see Spartacus: War of the Damned Episode 4

Easy! Threaten to blow it up too if it doesn't land well. They're right: dice know fear.

Hiro Protagonest

2013-07-17, 09:13 PM

Wait, people actually play GURPS? :smalleek:

Please. Real men (or real rocket scientists, at least) play HERO.

The Rose Dragon

2013-07-17, 09:14 PM

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to play Hero.

I mean, it helps, but strictly speaking, it isn't necessary.

OctoberRaven

2013-07-17, 09:20 PM

HERO (or at least HERO FRED) had a chargen program that did all the maths for you.

I miss playing HERO. Had some great moments. Including playing a wisecracking ex-Wu Xia actor turned hero who eventually got nuked by Doc Destroyer himself.

Feriority

2013-07-17, 10:53 PM

http://i.imgur.com/66gKUEZ.jpg

And since your argument is invalid, you should stop it and make more posters.

(It's RPG related, you know your PCs would use them if they could.)

Hiro Protagonest

2013-07-17, 11:04 PM

http://i.imgur.com/66gKUEZ.jpg

And since your argument is invalid, you should stop it and make more posters.

(It's RPG related, you know your PCs would use them if they could.)

Psh. That's a slingshot. The power would come from a stretching string.

It's also totally unoptimized.

Slipperychicken

2013-07-18, 12:02 AM

Psh. That's a slingshot. The power would come from a stretching string.

It's also totally unoptimized.

The whole point is deception. People underestimate you, thinking you're the kind of brainless idiot who would actually try to use that thing as a bow. While your enemies are laughing at your ridiculous weapon, you simply grab the assault rifle and shoot them to death with it. Not so funny when you've just been shot to death, is it?

Radar

2013-07-18, 03:23 AM

The whole point is deception. People underestimate you, thinking you're the kind of brainless idiot who would actually try to use that thing as a bow. While your enemies are laughing at your ridiculous weapon, you simply grab the assault rifle and shoot them to death with it. Not so funny when you've just been shot to death, is it?
This reasoning inevitably reminds of Double K (http://doublek.smackjeeves.com/comics/1373034/chapter-3-068/) comics. :smallbiggrin:

Eldan

2013-07-18, 03:54 AM

Psh. That's a slingshot. The power would come from a stretching string.

It's also totally unoptimized.

It also looks as if you'd cut your own hand open every time you fire.

Sith_Happens

2013-07-18, 06:11 AM

This reasoning inevitably reminds of Double K (http://doublek.smackjeeves.com/comics/1373034/chapter-3-068/) comics. :smallbiggrin:

Oh yeah, that's a thing that exists, isn't it?

>>CHARGING SPIRAL THRUSTERS
>>BEGIN COUNTDOWN TO ARCHIVE BINGE

Radar

2013-07-18, 06:49 AM

Oh yeah, that's a thing that exists, isn't it?
To put it simply: YES! (http://doublek.smackjeeves.com/comics/1457472/chapter-5-131/)

Seriously, this comics is totaly the thing.

Traab

2013-07-18, 08:04 AM

Now i want a railgun (yes they built one) for diceimation. :smallfrown:
Come on, who hasn't wanted to obliterate something by sending a piece of metal going Mach 3 through it?

I wouldnt suggest using one at close range. They get noisy, I think the freaking shock wave of them firing can be lethal to anyone enarby. Or at least pop an eardrum.

endoperez

2013-07-18, 10:33 AM

Psh. That's a slingshot. The power would come from a stretching string.

It's also totally unoptimized.

That makes me think of The Slingshot Channel. It's a youtube video series about a guy who optimizes slings. Here's his vorpal slingshot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO3IsRrjtXw), designed for beheading.

Arkhosia

2013-07-19, 01:12 AM

http://m19.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/Kayanh21/59a00b8e.jpg.html?o=2

Kelb_Panthera

2013-07-19, 02:35 AM

I wouldnt suggest using one at close range. They get noisy, I think the freaking shock wave of them firing can be lethal to anyone enarby. Or at least pop an eardrum.

Actually, the experimental ones that I've seen don't make much worse than a really loud pop; not much worse than a high-caliber rifle really. They would've been -way- more than enough to completely obliterate a d20. Kind of a power hog though.

Arkhosia

2013-07-19, 05:35 AM

Actually, the experimental ones that I've seen don't make much worse than a really loud pop; not much worse than a high-caliber rifle really. They would've been -way- more than enough to completely obliterate a d20. Kind of a power hog though.

Hey, I had to outdo Mr Goldfinger the Squid-Handed.

Zahhak

2013-07-19, 01:00 PM

They also generate enough heat at the barrel to turn ambient air into plasma. A coil gun is probably more realistic anyways.

Amaril

2013-07-19, 03:26 PM

So this might be the oldest joke ever (I honestly don't know, I've never seen it), but I really need to pay my lurking tax, and I still think it's funny.

http://i.imgur.com/dZhAFFT.jpg (http://imgur.com/dZhAFFT)

OverdrivePrime

2013-07-19, 04:02 PM

Old can still be awesome!

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa295/jtarkela/geordi.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/jtarkela/media/geordi.jpg.html)

Fable Wright

2013-07-19, 04:49 PM

So this might be the oldest joke ever (I honestly don't know, I've never seen it), but I really need to pay my lurking tax, and I still think it's funny.

"Ever" seems to have a different meaning on the internet than the rest of the universe... since when does a 2004 meme constitute as the oldest joke ever created?

OverdrivePrime

2013-07-19, 04:52 PM

"Ever" seems to have a different meaning on the internet than the rest of the universe... since when does a 2004 meme constitute as the oldest joke ever created?

The Internet measures time in parsecs, just to tick off the astrophysicists.
1 Earth standard month = 42 Solo Kessel Runs on the Internet.

Amaril

2013-07-19, 04:54 PM

The Internet measures time in parsecs, just to tick off the astrophysicists.
1 Earth standard month = 42 Solo Kessel Runs on the Internet.

Took the words right out of my mouth :smalltongue:

Lord Raziere

2013-07-19, 05:08 PM

"Ever" seems to have a different meaning on the internet than the rest of the universe... since when does a 2004 meme constitute as the oldest joke ever created?

Quick, raise your hands if you remember Kid Radd or 8-Bit Theatre *raises own hand*

if you don't? then congratulations! your experiencing the pop-cultural information speed up effect. we get info so fast nowadays, and updates about new information so much, that we don't spend as much time on older things.
this causes this old stuff to grow distant from us faster. a 2004 meme might as well be an antique. anything from the 1990's is probably ancient to the internet.
people move on from older to newer works so fast that well….lets just say that when you finish one work, you better be prepared to start up another one on the same website, cause otherwise people will move on, and you'll be lost to the depths of the internet, like last month's new celebrity rock band.

humanity: we used to honor celebrities we didn't think exist for thousands of years in oral memory. now we forget about celebrities that started existing last month even though we have the greatest machine of memory on the face of the planet. same with meme's, webcomics….modern pop-culture is a constantly changing thing, and harsh to what it leaves behind.

Amaril

2013-07-19, 05:10 PM

Wow, guys, I was just exaggerating for effect when I made the comment about "oldest joke ever". I didn't really think anything on this thread was meant to be taken seriously.

Eldan

2013-07-19, 05:44 PM

To be fair, the oldest known joke is a Mesopotamian fart joke that's just not funny.

The Rose Dragon

2013-07-19, 05:46 PM

To be fair, the oldest known joke is a Mesopotamian fart joke that's just not funny.

How dare you call Gilgamesh's favorite joke not funny, mongrel?

Amaril

2013-07-19, 05:47 PM

How dare you call Gilgamesh's favorite joke not funny, mongrel?

Well he's right, it really isn't funny. At all.

Sith_Happens

2013-07-19, 08:22 PM

They also generate enough heat at the barrel to turn ambient air into plasma. A coil gun is probably more realistic anyways.

I assume you mean "realistic" as in "practical" here, seeing as they both actually exist.:smalltongue:

Zahhak

2013-07-19, 09:57 PM

In application, the terms are interchangeable. But yes, I mean "practical" in this case in an outside-of-application sense.

Man on Fire

2013-07-19, 10:37 PM

Reraoiling the thread
http://www.emblibrary.com/el/product_images/A1634.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vKjdSCf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/V1pyGAK.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sC909Y5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/tCSUgsK.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/w4LlEo2.jpg

Arkhosia

2013-07-19, 10:43 PM

They also generate enough heat at the barrel to turn ambient air into plasma. A coil gun is probably more realistic anyways.

And that is why they're my 2nd favorite weapon (1st is a tie between magic and Anti Material Rifles).
I owe tax
http://diy.despair.com/builders/downloadpic.php?n=o:P,%20f:SHAREshare/21488734.jpg

Yora

2013-07-20, 02:36 AM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d9e036028f1e16a415cec6439375dc5/tumblr_mq8523fMbY1rv231do1_400.jpg
I've taken the liberty of recreating this one and saving it correctly, since I think it was quite funny.

Yora

2013-07-20, 11:46 AM

Also some old stuff I dug up.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/30cce04efb5a04d65ebfb29cba9e18f4/tumblr_mq85rjM3nV1rv231do1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a0fdbbae25e42ca02f3d94a6ab26f0d/tumblr_mq85tcW4D31rv231do1_1280.png

http://24.media.tumblr.com/50757a90df57b51ce7fab3686b2f995d/tumblr_mq85uhwViR1rv231do1_1280.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/53113a43a39fb7ebf312216874eb5b23/tumblr_mq85xltN361rv231do1_1280.jpg

tbok1992

2013-07-20, 06:25 PM

ShadowFireLance

2013-07-20, 06:40 PM

What's the source on:

http://i.imgur.com/sC909Y5.jpg

Slipperychicken

2013-07-20, 07:01 PM

I've taken the liberty of recreating this one and saving it correctly, since I think it was quite funny.

Thanks for doing that! I never know how to work these things.

NEO|Phyte

2013-07-20, 07:48 PM

What's the source on:

http://i.imgur.com/sC909Y5.jpg

Looks like something from Atomic Robo, but I wouldn't know closer than that.

Hiro Protagonest

2013-07-20, 07:50 PM

Wow, guys, I was just exaggerating for effect when I made the comment about "oldest joke ever". I didn't really think anything on this thread was meant to be taken seriously.

You can't exaggerate on the Internet in general, or around Raziere specifically.

Joe the Rat

2013-07-20, 09:49 PM

What's the source on:

http://i.imgur.com/sC909Y5.jpg

NEO|Phyte got it - from Free Comic Book day 2011. And Dr. Dinosaur is just that awesome. Atomic Robo is pretty cool too, I guess (http://www.nuklearpower.com/atomic-robo/)

Yora

2013-07-21, 04:36 AM

I think we didn't have this one yet.
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/intelligence.jpg

Shadow Viper

2013-07-21, 05:01 AM

http://m19.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/Kayanh21/59a00b8e.jpg.html?o=2

Image is too small to read.

http://i.imgur.com/V1pyGAK.jpg

Source please?

Marnath

2013-07-21, 06:56 AM

I think we didn't have this one yet.
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/intelligence.jpg

I did not create this one(not my spelling errors), but it's an appropriate response.

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n539/marnath1/INTvsWIS.jpg

Arbane

2013-07-21, 12:53 PM

Source please?

The recent D&D comic-book.

Yora

2013-07-21, 01:14 PM

I got a new idea to get this thing buzzing again.

Pathfinder Demotivators for the hopelessly lost.

Through all the previous thread, I've rarely, if ever, seen any demotivators about stuff specific to Pathfinder or the Golarion setting. (Looking it up (http://ddemotivators.tumblr.com/tagged/pathfinder), it's actually a total of 1 about Cavaliers, 1 about witches, 2 about alchemists, and 2 about PF monsters.)
And actually, there should be huge amounts of stuff to make jokes about. Cavaliers, witches, oracles, summoners, that drunken god, and all kinds of new monsters and spells.
3.5e has been discontinued 6 years ago, and I've now started to tag all images that are not specificly 3.5e related as Pathfinder as well on the tumblr archive.

So come on dudes and dudettes, let's see some pathfinder hilarity. :smallbiggrin:

Arkhosia

2013-07-21, 06:02 PM

Image is too small to read.

Source please?

It says:"I will likely kill you to watch you die. I am not a chaotic good rebel desperately trying to shake off the burdens of my heritage. I don't use scimitars. Deal with it"

Ionbound

2013-07-21, 07:43 PM

Amaril

2013-07-21, 08:16 PM

How can I ignore a challenge from Yora?

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/305/e/d/Pathfinder_Motivator_by_Transbot9.jpg

Amaril

2013-07-22, 12:10 AM

Sorry for the double post (and for this one having no relation to Pathfinder), but I just spent an inordinate amount of time making this one and I have to share it :smallbiggrin:

http://i.imgur.com/2B1eJrI.jpg

Arkhosia

2013-07-22, 12:13 AM

How can I ignore a challenge from Yora?

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/305/e/d/Pathfinder_Motivator_by_Transbot9.jpg

Do you know the source of the picture used? That is actually perfect for a PC a friend of mine has.

Andezzar

2013-07-22, 12:48 AM

Eldan

2013-07-22, 02:34 AM

It certainly is. You can probably find the picture by putting Kvothe into Deviantart.

endoperez

2013-07-22, 03:07 AM

The text is from the Name of the Wind, or am I mixing something up in my head?

Yep, it's the back cover blurb. What an amazing blurb it is, and indeed, an amazing bard as well.

Amaril

2013-07-22, 11:34 AM

Yep, it's from The Name of the Wind. The image is from a google search of Kvothe, not sure about the source.

Arkhosia

2013-07-22, 12:37 PM

Yep, it's from The Name of the Wind. The image is from a google search of Kvothe, not sure about the source.

Oh, Thanks!

Yora

2013-07-24, 12:08 PM

http://31.media.tumblr.com/fabac13fe7677744c0c9f96a33e4c59c/tumblr_mqgaonScRZ1rv231do1_1280.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d609c2b1dd7bbec178db1f6e811390dd/tumblr_mqgfuylomD1rv231do1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87tttGPN21qfsssio1_500.png

murph04

2013-07-27, 09:32 PM

http://i1332.photobucket.com/albums/w605/murph04/Natural1_Lore_zpsb1b244fb.jpg

Arkhosia

2013-07-27, 09:38 PM

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a81/bananaslug42/twoweaponfight.jpg

Sith_Happens

2013-07-28, 01:37 AM

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a81/bananaslug42/twoweaponfight.jpg

The funny thing is, it worked about as well in that episode as it usually does in 3.X.:smalltongue:

Arkhosia

2013-07-28, 01:58 AM

The funny thing is, it worked about as well in that episode as it usually does in 3.X.:smalltongue:

That's it: I'm playing a sorcerer who has scimitars that's handles are wands that cast fire spells.
Also:
http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=56553&start=15
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a81/bananaslug42/chaoticevil.jpg

Sir_Thaddeus

2013-07-29, 05:44 PM

http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/r689/shislet/brilliant_energy_weapon_demotivational_zps3d2d6dcc .jpg

Mordokai

2013-07-30, 01:10 PM

[SPOILER]http://31.media.tumblr.com/fabac13fe7677744c0c9f96a33e4c59c/tumblr_mqgaonScRZ1rv231do1_1280.jpg

Vanguard, from my pow, is like a best mix of tank, dps and battle controller. If this would be 4E, vanguard would be multiclassed barbarian/fighter/wizard. Don't know if psychic warrior can do all that, but damn, it's impressive.

Still, it vanguard, so you automatically get 10 awesome points right there. If only it would be FemShep, you would get 100 more. Also, how sad it is I can identify the mission in question from that single screenshot?

Now, can we get some asari demotivators?

Amaril

2013-07-30, 01:13 PM

Vanguard, from my pow, is like a best mix of tank, dps and battle controller. If this would be 4E, vanguard would be multiclassed barbarian/fighter/wizard. Don't know if psychic warrior can do all that, but damn, it's impressive.

Still, it vanguard, so you automatically get 10 awesome points right there. If only it would be FemShep, you would get 100 more. Also, how sad it is I can identify the mission in question from that single screenshot?

Now, can we get some asari demotivators?

Well, except for the fact that the image is actually of an Adept, since they're using Singularity :smalltongue:

That's the Purgatory prison ship mission, right?

Marnath

2013-07-30, 04:30 PM

Well, except for the fact that the image is actually of an Adept, since they're using Singularity :smalltongue:

That's the Purgatory prison ship mission, right?

Nope. It's the hijacked freighter, the one that leads you to the blue suns base with the fake distress signal. I remember because I always wanted to steal one of the fighter craft from there and play a space invaders-esque mini-game with the Normandy in the background.

Yora

2013-07-31, 02:45 AM

Vanguard, from my pow, is like a best mix of tank, dps and battle controller. If this would be 4E, vanguard would be multiclassed barbarian/fighter/wizard. Don't know if psychic warrior can do all that, but damn, it's impressive.

Still, it vanguard, so you automatically get 10 awesome points right there. If only it would be FemShep, you would get 100 more. Also, how sad it is I can identify the mission in question from that single screenshot?

Now, can we get some asari demotivators?

If you want FemShep doing a charge, make the screenshot yourself. :smallbiggrin:
That's all I got on google.

Beowulf DW

2013-07-31, 10:11 PM

Silmarillion Demotivator:

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9365/p2vs.jpg

I think credit goes to LadyDeadPooly of DeviantArt.

Arkhosia

2013-07-31, 10:27 PM

Why arguing with a stereotypical barbarian never works.
http://classygal.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/do-not-argue-with-an-idiot-demotivational-poster-1282579406.jpg

Archpaladin Zousha

2013-08-01, 01:00 AM

Silmarillion Demotivator:

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9365/p2vs.jpg

I think credit goes to LadyDeadPooly of DeviantArt.
Correct, though the character design comes from phobs, also on DeviantArt.

North_Ranger

2013-08-01, 09:43 AM

Here's some overdue tax:

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x9/Mikko_M/Demotivators/TheGoblinBabyDilemma_zps76be3cbf.jpg

Yora

2013-08-01, 12:27 PM

http://31.media.tumblr.com/0dbaf85c454ef8240d8f922c045d0ca0/tumblr_mqv48hhz1X1rv231do1_1280.jpg

Hiro Protagonest

2013-08-01, 03:16 PM

Why arguing with a stereotypical barbarian never works.
http://classygal.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/do-not-argue-with-an-idiot-demotivational-poster-1282579406.jpg

Calvin is one of those high-int, low-wis guys.

Arkhosia

2013-08-01, 03:41 PM

Calvin is one of those high-int, low-wis guys.

Sort of. He took ranks in dinosaurs, but neglected math and common sense.

Dienekes

2013-08-01, 04:16 PM

Sort of. He took ranks in dinosaurs, but neglected math and common sense.

It's a bit odd. If everything he does is true then he has invented transmogrifying guns and cloning devices making him the greatest genius the world has ever seen. If, however, it's all in his head he's shown on several occasions to be able to be the best student in his class (his clone saga for instance) he just doesn't normally care enough to put in the effort

Hiro Protagonest

2013-08-01, 05:48 PM

It's a bit odd. If everything he does is true then he has invented transmogrifying guns and cloning devices making him the greatest genius the world has ever seen. If, however, it's all in his head he's shown on several occasions to be able to be the best student in his class (his clone saga for instance) he just doesn't normally care enough to put in the effort

It's in his head. The only part that may not entirely be in his head is Hobbes, if there's some magic in the world. But really, his transmogrifier is a cardboard box with a dial on it.

He may, however, be the smartest person who ever lived. Not only is he conventionally brilliant when not engaging in rebellion against the conformity of society, he's also down-to-Earth (assuming Hobbes really is his imagination, then he's capable of taking on a far more conservative personality, albeit still with six-year-old playfulness and logic), a great actor (see above, and when he decided to use the transmogrifier to be a tiger, he convinced himself he wanted a tuna sandwich. He's great at changing his personality, and the best part is they're still all Calvin, which is the mark of a truly great actor when a little bit of yourself gets in there without ruining it), and a great philosopher.

Waker

2013-08-01, 10:33 PM

Oh no you don't! We're not gonna get into another long discussion about fictitious characters and derail this thread for several pages. The time has come for Demotivation!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/WildEmpathy_zpsaf777681.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/WildEmpathy_zpsaf777681.jpg.html)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/TemplateStacking_zps5054ad76.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/TemplateStacking_zps5054ad76.jpg.html) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/Story_zps94c434f9.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/Story_zps94c434f9.jpg.html)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/NotHeroes_zps372569d0.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/NotHeroes_zps372569d0.jpg.html) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/KillerDMs_zps47cc240e.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/KillerDMs_zps47cc240e.jpg.html) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/Deception_zpsdc6d0226.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/Deception_zpsdc6d0226.jpg.html) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/Mutable_zps34059133.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/Mutable_zps34059133.jpg.html) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/CentaurDisguise_zps40d08ecb.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/CentaurDisguise_zps40d08ecb.jpg.html) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/Mermaid_zps67ba403d.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/Mermaid_zps67ba403d.jpg.html) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/Grappling_zps657d7046.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/Grappling_zps657d7046.jpg.html)

Fable Wright

2013-08-01, 11:09 PM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/Mutable_zps34059133.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/Mutable_zps34059133.jpg.html)

I find this immensely disturbing for some inexplicable reason.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/Grappling_zps657d7046.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/Grappling_zps657d7046.jpg.html)
This, on the other hand, I have seen happen in a game before. Except that the shark breathed acid and the fight was on a giant robot.

It was later preserved with Gentle Repose and carried around to be used as a nearly endless source of rather tangy sashimi.

Arkhosia

2013-08-01, 11:10 PM

Fresh off the grill!

http://diy.despair.com/builders/downloadpic.php?n=o:L,%20f:SHAREshare/73046548.jpg
http://diy.despair.com/builders/downloadpic.php?n=o:L,%20f:SHAREshare/29513988.jpg
http://diy.despair.com/builders/downloadpic.php?n=o:L,%20f:SHAREshare/48246179.jpg

Waker

2013-08-01, 11:23 PM

Fresh off the grill!

http://diy.despair.com/builders/downloadpic.php?n=o:L,%20f:SHAREshare/73046548.jpg

Two can play that game!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/InnerDemon_zpsccf9570c.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/InnerDemon_zpsccf9570c.jpg.html)

Arkhosia

2013-08-01, 11:32 PM

So true. How's this one?
http://diy.despair.com/builders/downloadpic.php?n=o:L,%20f:SHAREshare/89333554.jpg

Fable Wright

2013-08-01, 11:47 PM

So true. How's this one?
http://diy.despair.com/builders/downloadpic.php?n=o:L,%20f:SHAREshare/89333554.jpg

A bit off.
http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/DMofDarkness/Tashalatora_zps2fee9853.jpg

Waker

2013-08-01, 11:53 PM

I'll play your game you rogue.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/WangFire_zpsdc52af1a.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/WangFire_zpsdc52af1a.jpg.html)

Here is the original picture for those who want to see it.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/ElementofSurprise_zpse9b1663a.png (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/ElementofSurprise_zpse9b1663a.png.html)

Arkhosia

2013-08-01, 11:58 PM

AngelSword

2013-08-02, 01:33 AM

Waker

2013-08-02, 02:57 AM

"Wang fire, huh? You might want to get that checked out, man."

A silly little joke from...

SURPRISE POST
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/Commonplace_zps61c000a1.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/Commonplace_zps61c000a1.jpg.html)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/GamblingMan_zps4b447d2a.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/GamblingMan_zps4b447d2a.jpg.html)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/Subtlety_zpscc135e32.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/Subtlety_zpscc135e32.jpg.html)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/AttentionSeeking_zpsf6ad91b7.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/AttentionSeeking_zpsf6ad91b7.jpg.html)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/BBEG_zps5de909e3.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/BBEG_zps5de909e3.jpg.html)
How'd you like that misdirect?

Talentless

2013-08-02, 03:34 AM

A silly little joke from...

SURPRISE POST

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Omnikar/AttentionSeeking_zpsf6ad91b7.jpg (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/Omnikar/media/AttentionSeeking_zpsf6ad91b7.jpg.html)

Source on this one? And it sums up my players attitudes perfectly too.

Arkhosia

2013-08-02, 07:27 AM

http://diy.despair.com/builders/downloadpic.php?n=o:L,%20f:SHAREshare/86543086.jpg

OverdrivePrime

2013-08-02, 08:14 AM

This, on the other hand, I have seen happen in a game before. Except that the shark breathed acid and the fight was on a giant robot.

It was later preserved with Gentle Repose and carried around to be used as a nearly endless source of rather tangy sashimi.

This definitely calls for another round of...

The Ballad of Mike Haggar! (http://youtu.be/ce9J-J30B3o)

^-- The best nine minutes you'll spend on YouTube this week.