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Lex-Kat
2013-03-31, 12:33 AM
MERCY SAKES ALIVE, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US A CONVOY! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQo2pkTNAM)

Welcome to the sign-up thread for Convoy III: Bears in the Air. The Cola Wars ended in a tie, oddly enough, though some betrayal was schemed. The RC Cola company got the contract, allowing Pepsi to get a smaller contract.

After the epic battle, life returned to normal for the truckers. Some uneventful times passed and for a while the drivers enjoyed the break from the bizarre. A lack of giant robot battles and and crazy death-racers can be refreshing.

However, sometimes, you can only take so much relaxing before you need an unvacation and Rubber Duck had relaxed to the point of being bored. Reaching for the CB, he grinned, and called out to his fellow truckers.
__Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon!

From this, the convoy was reformed!

Rules

Convoy: A trucker by the name of Rubber Duck started a little ole convoy with some of his best trucker buddies. The convoy grew in size and the Bears, a.k.a police, decided that they had to take it down, so some cops took on trucker identities and infiltrated the convoy.

Every night the bears sneak into one of the sleeping truckers cabins and arrest that trucker.

Every day, when the truckers stop for the night, they find the trucker most likely to be a bear and beat the living tar out of him and kick him out of the convoy.

Lex-Kat's Typical Rules

NO 25% majority rule: That's right, for this one game, I'm eliminating the 25% rule. Let's see how it works out.

Striking Through Votes: Please strike out old votes, when changing to another. This helps out the narrators when counting the votes. When I tally the votes, if you do not do this, I will count your first vote.

End of Day Ties for lynching: The first to reach the most votes is lynched. The other gets to wipe the sweat from their brow.

Autolynches: We will be autolynching players only if they do not post for 3 days straight. Of course, if you let me know that you will be gone for more than a week, we will give you a pass.

Helgraf's Scry Interference: If two characters with a scry ability look at the same player, both will get "Interference" as a result.

FC's Rule of Narrator Invocation: If you claim that the Narrator made a mistake, and the Narrator is asked about it, the Narrator will answer honestly. So don't use the Narrator's name in vain.

Have Fun: If you are not having fun, please let me know so we can change your mind. :smalltongue:

Roles

Truckers

Big Ben - (Lead Mason) Rubber Duck is the trucker who started it all, but he's dead now. So Big Ben stepped in, and has been watching over the Convoy ever since.

Astro Pete, Two Gate Toss, Toothy - (Masons) Survivors of Interstating the Obvious (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92118), these truckers are the only part of the Convoy truly trusts.

Sodbuster - (Baner) He's not as big as Big Ben, and not nearly the fighter he is either. But the smell of his cargo has permanently absorbed into his skin, hair, and clothes. He doesn't need to fight an attacker off, they run for the hills just to get breath of fresh air.

Momma Bear - (Seer) After Teddy Bear died, Momma Bear joined the Convoy to watch over those who'd given her son such comfort in his last years. She listens intently to the radio to weed out any Bears looking to ambush her new family.

Micro-Bus Hippies - (Fools) These hippies are in a constant state of bliss, stoned out of their minds. They are constantly getting visions and hearing things. Occasionally their visions are right, but most of the time it'd be best to not listen to them.

Mechanic - (Smokey Detector) A new Mechanic has joined the Convoy. And just like the previous one, at night he'll often sneak out just to admire someone else's truck. This may be considered a bit rude and maybe a mite bit creepy, but its usually harmless. However, he can detect the special modifications that have been to added to Smokey's truck.
I. E. He has a night action that can scry but only discover Smokey or the Narc.

Truckers - (Villagers) These are your basic, run-of-the-mill truckers, hoping to join in the fun of a Convoy!

Bears

State Bear in the Air - (Devil) A bear who has access to a satellite. Each night he keeps it trained on one truck and watches to see if he can learn anything about the trucker.

There are two differences for the Bear/Fed in the Air.

Fed in the Air advantage: If the two Devils (and only the two Devils) scry the same player, the Fed in the Air sees through the static of Helgraf's Scry Interference.

Bear in the Air advantage: The Bear in the Air can find the Fed's Narc, but the Fed in the Air cannot see the Bear's Smokey.

State Smokey - (alpha-ish) This bear has been working undercover as a trucker for so long that any check on his handle comes up as legit. He scries as a trucker. He doesn't get to hand pick the other Bears.

State Bears - Basic Bears, trailing after the Convoy in hopes of catching some law-breakin' truckers.

The FBI

That's right, there are two villain teams. And just like most Law Enforcement agencies, according to TeeVee Dramas, they are not working together.

Fed in the Air - (Devil) An agent who has access to a satellite. Each night he keeps it trained on one truck and watches to see if he can learn anything about the trucker.

There are two differences for the Bear/Fed in the Air.

Fed in the Air advantage: If the two Devils (and only the two Devils) scry the same player, the Fed in the Air sees through the static of Helgraf's Scry Interference.

Bear in the Air advantage: The Bear in the Air can find the Fed's Narc, but the Fed in the Air cannot see the Bear's Smokey.

Narc - (alpha-ish) This agent has been working undercover as a trucker for so long that any check on his handle comes up as legit. He scries as a trucker. He doesn't get to hand pick the other agents.

Agents - Basic agents, trailing after the Convoy in hopes of catching some law-breakin' truckers.

Neutrals

Rusty Nail - Can you believe it? Once again some crazy kids messed with this psycho. :smallsigh: And just like last time, they made him so mad and so upset that he will see them dead. He knows that they are in this convoy, he just doesn't know where. Each night he will sneak into a cabin and kill a trucker. Once all three truckers that he is after are gone (either by arrest, beat down or he killed them) he will leave the convoy and disappear. (For either the Bears or the Truckers to receive the "Best" ending at the end of the game, they must find Rusty Nail and bring him to justice.)

Pranksters - you know that you are one of the people that Rusty Nail is after. You don't know the names of the others.


NEW REUSED RULE: Join the Convoy. Every 4th day, someone from outside the game may join the convoy. The person entering decides whether they would like to be a bear or a trucker.

The game will start with the first 20 players. After that, any who join as Auto-Lynch replacements can will be introduced into the game every fourth day, whether there is an Auto-Lynch or not. And just like in the original, the player decides which team he wishes to join.


Players: The main rule of Convoy is to enjoy yourself. Don't take it too seriously and remember its just a game. If you want to play, I'll be happy to have you in the convoy. I am going to need a handle and a cargo from you, though. Not that it will matters, but I think the flavor text will make the game a bit more interesting. Also, if you would rather have a vehicle other than a truck, that's fine. Be creative, be silly, be fun!!

Oh, also let me know if anything on this post looks funky.

Stolen from the original Convoy. :smallamused: with permission, of course.

Game starts the 12th of April, or when we get 20 players.

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|??|??|??||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
19|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||
15|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
09|GnomeGninjas|??|??|??||
06|Hyozo|??|??|??||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
05|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|??||
18|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background||
13|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to.. the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
11|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard||
08|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||
10|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||Day 4
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HypoSoc
2013-03-31, 08:39 PM
Roger Ten 4 19 Alpha Charlie
This is Trucker McTrucky Notabear Truckson ready to join this here convoy.
10 14 I don't know how radio works Roger Simpleton Out

ThePhantom
2013-03-31, 09:39 PM
Testing, testing. Is this thing on?
Trucker Phantom Ed wanting premision to join convey, over.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-03-31, 10:13 PM
I want in!!!! I don't have a trucker llama, though...hmmmmmm.

Penguinator
2013-03-31, 11:59 PM
In, with nothing particularly interesting to say.

Internet Flea
2013-04-01, 12:04 AM
Big Ben, this is Road Pork, ready to shoot the goose and blow the beans, copy.

Hyozo
2013-04-01, 12:06 AM
You know, I wanted to try playing one of these games again, and what do I find? A new round of the very first one I ever played. In!

usourselves&we
2013-04-01, 02:19 AM
Ahh, poor hippies, they just want to be helpful.

White Track (Elli/Chart/Theta) are hauling straw, lumber and brick.

They have blue, black amd gray three-wheeled truckercycles each have a white tire in a different spot (front/middle/back tire).

super dark33
2013-04-01, 03:23 AM
Im in :smallcool:

HypoSoc
2013-04-01, 06:21 AM
7 Three roger in tomato
Trucky Mctrucker Notabear Truckerson reporting in that my Cargo is the Hopes and Dreams of Cute Orphans, and my truck is a standard truck painted like an airplane.
7 9 Roger Three five over Out of Eggs

GnomeGninjas
2013-04-01, 10:21 AM
I'd like to join.

ThePhantom
2013-04-01, 06:30 PM
Testing, I think its working.
I have a bunch of pianos to carry, and the truck have gotten an nice black paint job.

Szilard
2013-04-01, 11:16 PM
Roger this is Roger Rogering rogering. Roger. I seem to have lost half my truck though, and half of my chocolate-covered toothbrushes with it. Roger.

Robert Blackletter
2013-04-02, 05:13 AM
In
Handle is gothicbob
My truck is transporting specialist leather goods for Mistress Winters emporiums

Deathslayer7
2013-04-02, 01:30 PM
In.

Handle: Slayer's Swedish Sweepers
Cargo: Mops
Truck: Made from reinforced bamboo, standard shape

otakuryoga
2013-04-03, 02:11 PM
i am in

handle: Bubblehead

cargo: Government Surplus Parts

paint job: Submarines

super dark33
2013-04-03, 03:10 PM
Handle: Sbahjer

Cargo: sweet bro and hella jeff JPEG artifacts.

Paint job: Heavily JPEG'd: pink green and blue.

Lex-Kat
2013-04-03, 06:45 PM
Because this game is called: Bears in the Air, I've added the option of having two Bear teams, each working for themselves. But this will only work if I can get the initial 20 players.

If I do get two Bear teams, there will only be one night kill, each night. Every odd numbered night, the Bears will have the kill. Every even numbered night, the Feds will have the kill.

Again though, this will only work if I get 20 initial players. Without that, I'll drop the Fed team.

Zjoot
2013-04-03, 08:38 PM
Um...hi there fellas. This is um...Bus-Driver Phi...I mean Philly Cheese Steak. I was just trying to get this here school bus full of children to their field-trip. Can any of you kind fellas direct me to the zoo?...Over

Penguinator
2013-04-03, 09:45 PM
Again though, this will only work if I get 20 initial players. Without that, I'll drop the Fed team.[/COLOR]

If a Lex-Kat game can't get 20 players, we're all in trouble. :smalltongue:

Daniel Raen
2013-04-04, 11:18 PM
I'm in, you can call me Dan. My truck, which is carrying a full shipment of fruits and vegetables, is white with the image of a banana and an apple smiling at eachother and shaking hands. The words Buyan Market are painted in gigantic blue letters across each side.

Lady Serpentine
2013-04-07, 04:57 AM
Handle: Data Angel
Truck: A customized hovercraft with interdimensionally extended cargo space.
Cargo: A multitude of robots, both giant and non, and power armor. Also a large amount of electronic data.

Amidus Drexel
2013-04-07, 10:47 AM
Handle: Yorick :smallamused: (so it's funnier when I eventually die)
Truck: A tow truck with racing stripes and a long scratch down the right side from some kid with a sports car.
Cargo: 1 sports car, sans annoying kid.

MiraiSigne
2013-04-07, 12:26 PM
Count me in!
Handle: Sugar Ti-Lips
Cargo: Yarn
Paint Job: Naked barbarian woman riding a Sabertooth Tiger, knitting a sweater with dinosaurs fighting in the background.

Count Dingdong
2013-04-07, 08:22 PM
Count in.

Handle: Lord Duke
Cargo: Doorbells, stowed in horses and bottom of carriage
Truck: Horse-drawn carriage, complete w/ robot horses.

Penguinator
2013-04-07, 09:51 PM
Handle: Ol' Poppa
Cargo: Load of penguins. Asked to take 'em to the zoo. They loved it; we're going to the movies today.
Chassis: The back of the truck is a large, cooled aquarium.

The Bushranger
2013-04-08, 08:00 AM
Hmmm, count me in. :smallsmile:

Handle: Ned Kelly
Cargo: Fireworks
Truck: the Caspian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caspian_Sea_Monster) Sea Monster (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll33q46VH11qhh1o4o1_1280.jpg)

HypoSoc
2013-04-09, 12:59 PM
We have 21. When are we starting?

MiraiSigne
2013-04-09, 06:00 PM
We have 21. When are we starting?

We're at 20, actually. Penguinator had already posted interest, just filled in his details. Regardless, though, I'm excited to start!

Venetian Mask
2013-04-09, 06:08 PM
I suppose I'm going to be the first auto lynch replacement then.

Y'all can jus' go ahead 'n call me Cap'n. Me, I'm jus' transporting Polar bears, smugglin' 'em to the 'ntarctic y'see. So be quiet about it y'hear?

Handle: Cap'n
Cargo: Polar Bears

Sorry, the insanity got me again :smallredface:

HypoSoc
2013-04-09, 06:09 PM
Polar bears are from the north :smallconfused:

Venetian Mask
2013-04-09, 06:30 PM
Which is why I'm smuggling them to the Antarctic :smallcool:


Also: that was your only problem with that post? :smallconfused:

Lex-Kat
2013-04-09, 06:39 PM
:smalleek: Whoa! You guys snuck up on me.

So, Cap'n is smuggling Polar Bears from the Arctic (North) and taking them to the Antarctic (South). Crazy.

EDIT: I'll edit the OP more when I get home and have time, then PM the Mason Alpha to choose his team. Then I'll give out the rolls to everyone else. Thank you. :smallsmile:

HypoSoc
2013-04-09, 06:43 PM
Eh, I just read it as from, not to.

Penguinator
2013-04-09, 09:12 PM
We're at 20, actually. Penguinator had already posted interest, just filled in his details. Regardless, though, I'm excited to start!

I didn't want it to escape notice, but I see it has anyway...

Lex, I put stuff to add to the first post. :smallsmile:


Y'all can jus' go ahead 'n call me Cap'n. Me, I'm jus' transporting Polar bears, smugglin' 'em to the 'ntarctic y'see. So be quiet about it y'hear?

But... but... all the penguins... they have enough to defend themselves from...

Zjoot
2013-04-09, 10:10 PM
But maybe it will all work out okay and they'll evolve laser vision.

The Bushranger
2013-04-09, 10:45 PM
I didn't want it to escape notice, but I see it has anyway...

Lex, I put stuff to add to the first post. :smallsmile:



But... but... all the penguins... they have enough to defend themselves from...

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/pb7.jpg

Lex-Kat
2013-04-10, 02:22 AM
:smallconfused: Sorry. Can't see the image, BR.

And in other news: Big Ben has been randomly chosen. Once he has chosen his fellows, I'll randomly dole out the other roles.

There will be six Bears/FBI Agents to begin with, 3 of each. And yes, there will be Rusty Nail and 2 Pranksters. No roles in the OP will be left out. :smallsmile:

NOTE: As some who have played recent Lex-Kat games may notice, the first few players who are Night Killed or Lynched are often asked to rejoin as Auto-Lynch replacements, as long as they had no knowledge of other players roles. If a player dies that isn't a Bear, Agent, or Mason, please don't reveal your role to them. Thank you. :smallsmile:

Lex-Kat
2013-04-10, 11:50 AM
Update: Masons assembled. Other roles will be randomly given and PMs soon to come. :smallsmile:

Lex-Kat
2013-04-10, 01:03 PM
Below are the PMs sent to everyone. There are NO hidden roles this game.

Masons
The Masons!

Starring:

Big Ben as Big Ben {Alpha Mason}

Astro Pete as Astro Pete

Two Gate Toss as Two Gate Toss

&

Toothy as Toothy.

Here is your QT.

Bears
The Bears!

Starring:

Bear in the Air as Bear in the Air {Bear Devil}

Smokey as Smokey {Bear Alpha}

&

Bear as Bear.

Here is your QT.

Feds
The FBI!

Starring:

Fed in the Air as Fed in the Air {Fed Devil}

Narc as Narc {Fed Alpha}

&

Agent as Agent.

Here is your QT.

Baner
Sodbuster! the Baner!!

Your job is to protect the innocent (and sometimes not-so-innocent) truckers of the Convoy from Bears, Feds, and ruthless Killers.

Good luck with that. :smallamused:

Seer/Fool
Momma Bear the Seer

or

Micro-Bus Hippies the Fools.

Either way, each night you choose a target to scry, and in the morning (After the narration), you discover their role. Hopefully. Remember, Helgraf's Interference is in effect.

Mechanic
The Mechanic!

You have the sole responsibility to find Smokey and the Narc and flush them out.

Each night you choose a target's vehicle to play with, to learn if they are a Smokey , Narc, or a plain ol' Trucker.

No pressure. :smallbiggrin:

Truckers
A Trucker! :smalleek:

But remember, you are all Special. You get to vote each day and try not to get killed by the other Truckers, arrested by the Bears or the Feds. Oh, and there's always the chance Rusty Nail will get ya. :eek: Good luck.

Pranksters
A Prankster!

Boy howdy are you in a heap of trouble. You didn't grab a tiger by the tail, you chose to play with something much more deadly. And now, due to your actions, the whole Convoy is in trouble.

Your best bet is to hide. And run. To run and hide. Because Rusty Nail is looking for YOU!

Rusty Nail
Rusty Nail

:eek: H-hello s-sir. *Gulp* Uh.... Th-those pranksters y-ya.....

Theywentthatway!!! *Points after the Convoy then hides*

You're after a couple Pranksters who decided it'd be funny to convince you they were a couple girls looking for a good time, then leave you in some flea-bag hotel, holding a bill for not only it, but two large anchovy pizzas as well.

Luckily, you happen to like anchovies.

Starting Night 2, and every other night thereafter, you get to choose one target to Kill, looking for the Pranksters. You win when both Pranksters have been eliminated from the game, by your hands or not.

IMPORTANT: If anyone (of the 1st 20) did not receive a PM, PM me to let me know.

Game will start tonight, when I get home from work. :smallsmile:

Lex-Kat
2013-04-11, 12:24 AM
Night 0

It was a cold and wet night as the Convoy started up. Big Ben, followed by his most trusted friends, stepped out of the greasy spoon restaurant, carrying a small box. Big Ben hugged it under his all-weather vest, protecting the valuable item from the rain. "Come on, boys. We need to get this package to Millinocket, Maine. And I mean to get there by the end of this week."

"One week!?" Astro Pete called out, stunned. "I don't know if that's possible."

Two Gate Toss clapped Astro Pete on the shoulder. "Scared, Petey?" he taunted.

Toothy just grinned like a madman, sending shivers up Astro Pete's spine. "Knock that off, Toothy. And put your teeth back in. It's disturbing." He looks to Big Ben. "I ain't scared, Big Ben. But what's the rush? Maine ain't going anywhere. And Rubber Duck, he's certainly not getting..."

Astro Pete's sentence was cut short as Big Ben stared him down. "We'll make it in one week, Pete. I promised the Duck we'd be there in time."

Astro Pete shrugged. "Okay boss. We're with you all the way, you know that."

Big Ben continued on to his truck. Astro Pete turned to look at the other two, confused. "In time for what?" he mouthed, silent in the heavy rain.

The other two shrugged in unison. They didn't know either.

An hour later, the Convoy was rolling, followed by the usual hanger-ons: a suicide jockey, an air pollutin' pork carrier, a micro-bus filled with long-haired freaks, and various other truckers.

Boys, it looks like we got us a Convoy!


Day 1 Begins
It will end in 48 hours

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|??|??|??||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
19|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||
15|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
09|GnomeGninjas|??|??|??||
06|Hyozo|??|??|??||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
05|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|??||
18|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background||
13|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to.. the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
11|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard||
08|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||
10|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||Day 4
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[/table]

super dark33
2013-04-11, 02:14 AM
Hhehe, hey dude,

DUFE,

Were are we gong?
Is it isnt dangros?

with AIRBEARS??

The Sbajher's radio is jpeged, so it isn't working properly, much like anything else in that truck.

Jpeged dust particles fly behind the truck.

HypoSoc
2013-04-11, 08:36 AM
Breaker nine three alpha (is this thing on)
Trucker McTrucky Notabear Truckerson reporting that he believes that this will be a nice, peaceful journey that won't be dangerous in the slightest. The weather looks great for our journey. However, I do wish to report that Gothic culture offends me as does leather goods of undefined nature. I wish to stay on the other side of the convoy from Gothic Bob.
Four Score Seven Years Roger Out

RNG do fail me now: Robert Blackletter

Count Dingdong
2013-04-11, 09:57 AM
*kzkt* Steve here. I'm ta tell you... uh... what was it again, Lord? ah, right, His Lordliness wishes for the gov'nt ta stay out of his way. something bout uh... Bubblehead or other. He's- whoah! hyah! get back in line, ya darned robots! uh... over. *kzkt*

Random point: otakuryoga

Deathslayer7
2013-04-11, 10:29 AM
Slayer grabs her set and dials in to The Bushranger. Ned. Ned! She lets go for a moment and gets no response. Then she waits a little more. Taking a deep breath, she yells into the set. Ned Kelly! You better wake your darn booty up! We are heading out!

otakuryoga
2013-04-11, 11:58 AM
Allrighty you landlubbers, its time to set sail on this here cruise. gotta get the cargo movin to the right port o' call.

tsk tsk Super Dark 33, the idea is to be Stealthy, not announce yourself to everyone within sight

GnomeGninjas
2013-04-11, 02:20 PM
Count Dingdong

MiraiSigne
2013-04-11, 02:57 PM
We're moving?! Already?! Shoot, I just started a new row! HypoSoc, this is your fault somehow, I'm sure!

Amidus Drexel
2013-04-11, 03:00 PM
Yorick hops in his tow truck and starts driving, taking a nice, comfortable spot in the middle of the line.

Over the radio: Hey, Road Pork! You're cutting it a little close, bud! Ease off the gas!

(randomvote: Internet Flea)

Internet Flea
2013-04-11, 03:11 PM
That's a big negative, Yorick. The bacon grinders set the hoop and the free wheel's gotta follow, copy.

(Amidus Drexel for 17thness and revenge :smallsmile:.)

Penguinator
2013-04-11, 03:25 PM
Bubblehead, (otakuryoga) this is Ol' Poppa. Haven't seen you around in a while. How goes the daily fare?

Lady Serpentine
2013-04-11, 03:37 PM
"Slayer!", Data Angel calls through her radio, hearing a familiar voice calling for Ned Kelly. "H'ant heard your voice in a while. What've you been doing that kept you off my routes for so long?"

(Random vote on Deathslayer.)

Deathslayer7
2013-04-11, 03:55 PM
That you Data Angel? Slayer calls back through the set. Why I had enrolled myself in school! I enjoy it but I can't stay away from the truckin' life. That's why I gone for online classes. With the new nifty smartphones nowadays, I can drive and do some reading.

(your vote isn't red)

V: darkred it is

otakuryoga
2013-04-11, 04:21 PM
/ooc i think you may wanna avoid red for your whole post there deathslayer

Daniel Raen
2013-04-11, 05:24 PM
What could possibly go wrong?

I vote Penguinator for president ;)

Szilard
2013-04-11, 06:16 PM
Roger Rogering to Cap'n, roger roger. You sure you want to take some scruffies down under? Seems bad for them ekosystems. Roger.

(Venetian Mask)

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-04-11, 07:43 PM
(Szilard in honor of the time we were both pirates in Town.)

usourselves&we
2013-04-11, 07:51 PM
The Three of White Track ride side by side, looking like a normal albeit oddly striped truck. Elli pulls out of formation to get eyes on Roger Rogering as Chart and Theta kick onto the CB.

You got some sort of death wish (callin'/calling) someone out who (an't even/isn't evening) here?

Atreyu for taking the point that took us so long to think up a story to.

Zjoot
2013-04-11, 08:05 PM
"Did someone say Ned Kelly? What kind of a trucker name is that? You sound like a butt-face!

Sorry! One of the kids got hold of the radio. I'm sure your face is nothing like a butt, sir. I'm very sorry. Tommy, you know better! Apologize to Mister Kelley right now!

Pphtttttt!

(Bushranger, as the d20 commands)

Hyozo
2013-04-11, 09:38 PM
A truck with a pepper-shaped trailer seems fixated on pulling in front of the robo-horse drawn carriage. "Quit hogging the road Lord Duke! I need to get these pepper packets to Punxsutawney."

Count Dingdong

ThePhantom
2013-04-11, 10:37 PM
PhantomEd grips the wheel as his truck bumps up and down on this back road.

Hello? I'm thinking I'm lost here? Any one know how to get off UsOurselves&We Road?

Szilard
2013-04-11, 11:51 PM
(Szilard in honor of the time we were both pirates in Town.)

Good times. :smallbiggrin:

And in light of the fact that Venetian Mask is not actually in the game yet (Roger Rogering is tired), Atreyu for old time's sake/revenge. :smalltongue:

super dark33
2013-04-12, 03:00 AM
Otakurgia, my RADIO is COMPLETLEY jpeged, it's just IMPOSSIBLE to spek thrpw that thung.
I'm TELLING you, stuff like that isn't REAL, it doent even HAPEN.,

The Bushranger
2013-04-13, 12:05 AM
((The image was the "penguin about to clap cymbals over a sleeping polar bear" pic.

And Deathslayer!!! Long time no see! :smallbiggrin:))


"Hold yer dingoes, Slayer," comes a response over the radio after a short time. "Ya know it's hard to hear this thing over the sound of 10 jet engines! An' I think Otakuryoga mighta sabotaged 'em too!"

The massive ground-effect craft - painted oddly like a certain 18-wheeler Transformer - lifts off the water of a conveneint lake, moving over the shore with a roar as it maneuvers onto the road. :smalleek:

Lex-Kat
2013-04-13, 02:52 AM
Day 1

During the first day, many truckers joined the convoy. Many of them Big Ben had never heard of before, other he knew only over the chat-box. One thing they all had in common, they all wanted to pay their respects to the Duck. Or so they claimed.

Big Ben and his crew knew there were likely Bears among them, waiting for any excuse to disrupt this convoy on trumped up charges. And Big Ben was determined to not let that happen.

And so it was, that at Exit 14, just outside of La Mesa, California, an odd looking truck pulled in among them. "Alrighty you landlubbers, its time to set sail on this here cruise. Gotta get the cargo movin' to the right port o' call."

The truck itself was a Kenworth T600, looked to be early `90s model. But that wasn't what caught everyone's attention. The trailer was painted with a Ohio class submarine, and the driver called himself Bubblehead.

"Tsk tsk Sbahjer, the idea is to be stealthy, not announce yourself to everyone within sight." the new addition reprimanded a strange rookie driver.

Big Ben turned the signal to a separate bandwidth, hoping to find some allies on another channel. "Listen here, friends. We may have a Bear here, or he could be a Smokin' Salmon. But I don't feel like dealing with him for now. Can you fellas take care of him for us?"

"HE tsk'd meh! You an't getta ask TWICE." Sbahjer squeaked back almost immediately.

"It'll be a shame, but I'll do it, just to be sure it's done right." Ol' Poppa called.

A double click was heard, but no voice. Big Ben took that as an affirmative.

And lastly the strange man in the even stranger Sea Monster hovercraft-thing, chimed in. "Oh yeah! This thing is awesome!! Woohoo!!"

Big Ben quickly got off the channel, and back on his normal frequency. "Much safer here." He mumbled to himself.

A few miles down the road, he noticed two trucks, and a robot-horse drawn carriage, force the Submarine detailed tractor-trailer off the next exit. He prayed they didn't harm him. Bubblehead just seemed fishy for some reason, but he wasn't positive.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bubblehead hopped out of his truck, heading toward Ol' Poppa's. "What's up, Ol' Poppa?" he asked friendly enough.

Ol' Poppa just shook his head. "Just get back in the cab, Bubblehead, and I'll try to keep the damage to a minimum."

Bubblehead knew this was not going to turn out good for him. It was three against one, but he was sure he could take them, if he got Ol' Poppa first. But his move to defend himself and his truck was interrupted by a loud roaring machine.

The Kaspian Sea Monster, painted in the colors of a certain transforming semi-truck, roared up beside them all, scaring even his allies. Everyone scattered and jumped into their riggs. Holy ****** ******!!

Ned Kelly leans out his window and fires off a couple shots at Bubblehead's truck. One front tire bursts open, and then the radiator begins to steam. Oops! Sorry, I missed the other tire. And then the monstrous machine continues on.

The other four truckers are left watching in stunned silence as the madman leaves the scene. That's.... That's just crazy. Bubblehead turns to Ol' Poppa. You trust him more than me! he asks, astounded.

Ol' Poppa just shrugs as the other two drivers drive off. He pulls up beside Bubblehead's wrecked rig and tosses out a small roll of twenties. Sorry `bout that. Hope this helps a little. And then he too drives away, thankful no one was seriously hurt.

Otakuryoga was left behind, his left front tire and radiator shot. He was a Trucker.

Missed 1 Day
Robert Blackletter

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|??|??|??||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
19|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||
15|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
09|GnomeGninjas|??|??|??||
06|Hyozo|??|??|??||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
05|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|??||
18|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background||
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
11|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard||
08|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||
10|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||Day 4
||||||
||||||
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
[/table]


Night 1 Begins
It will end in 48 hours

Lex-Kat
2013-04-15, 02:15 AM
Night 1

Later that night, the convoy drove into the military city of Yuma, Arizona. A lot of truckers liked the small city, and more than a few of them had families that lived there.

Lord Duke was not one of them. He despised small cities. And even though this one was far from the smallest, he felt trapped just driving through. He decided he'd find someplace better in Phoenix, about two hours North. And as that's the way the Convoy was heading next, he wouldn't be losing time.

But such was his rush to get out of town, that he didn't slow when he saw the green light turn yellow. He was certain he could beat it, and he almost did.

Unfortunately, almost isn't quite good enough for John Q. Larcen, and he flipped on his lights and went after the strange vehicle.

Lord Duke sighed, and pulled on the reins, slowing his horses down, and then stopping. He could try to outrun the lawman, but his cargo was too precious. It was better to just get the ticket and move along.

John Q. pulled up behind the carriage, grinning like he'd just one the lottery. This was certainly one of them Cali-forn-i-a people, flaunting one of his new "green" vehicles. Well this boy was in for a long night, if he had anything to say about it.

John Q. took his time getting out of his vehicle, better to let the weirdo sweat it. And the more he sweated, the more likely he was to do something stupid. He finally got out, and moseyed on up to the rider. "Son, do you know why I pulled you over?" He said, looking up at Lord Duke. "You know what?" he said, not letting Lord Duke answer the first question. "I don't like you sitting up there. Why don't you come on down so we can talk face to face." And he stepped back, waving the rider down.

Lord Duke rolled his eyes, but got down. It was going to be a loooong night.

Lord Duke (Count Dingdong) was arrested, mostly on false charges. He was Prankster 2.

Missed 1 Day
Robert Blackletter

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|??|??|??||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
15|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
09|GnomeGninjas|??|??|??||
06|Hyozo|??|??|??||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
05|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|??||
18|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background||
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
11|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard||
08|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||
10|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||Day 3
22|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||Day 6
23|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||Day 9
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
[/table]


Day 2 Begins
It will end in 48 hours

Deathslayer7
2013-04-15, 03:29 PM
Slayer got back on the comset. Yo Kelly! I heard you blew up some guys truck is that true? If so, how did ya do it? she asked somewhat curious to see if the rumors she heard were true.

point at Zjoot to get things started.

The Bushranger
2013-04-15, 03:37 PM
"Blew up? Naaaaah, Slayer, that ain't my style. I just added a little ventilation to his rig, y'know? You need the air flowin' in this heat!"

(super dark33)

HypoSoc
2013-04-15, 05:41 PM
Breaker 9 13 5 whiskey beer
How come no one invited me to the awesome explosion? I'm feeling mighty left out.
Sassafras Super Dark33 Over and Out

GnomeGninjas
2013-04-15, 06:31 PM
ThePhantom.

ThePhantom
2013-04-15, 07:19 PM
Hallo? I think I have finally got this radio working. Over

PhantomEd holds a hanger out the window, tied to the antenna of his truck.

So anyone know about a short japanese guy? (GnomeGninjas)

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-04-15, 08:29 PM
Robert Blackletter for not voting yesterday.
_______________________________________________

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/llamas/bumperllama.png

The LLama zoomed alongside the Convoy. A small wagon filled with NERF guns was tied to the back. Is his mind he was a trucker. In reality, he was breaking several bumpercar safety regulations and a couple of rules of physics, but he didn't care. He was having fun!

Internet Flea
2013-04-15, 11:41 PM
All stations, this is Road Pork, there's a lunchable spread around the swervy silverpike and I'm pretty sure they're flying the jolly Roger.

(Szilard)

Penguinator
2013-04-16, 12:08 AM
Ol' Poppa got back on the road, casting a suspicious eye at Deathslayer7 for using the same font color as he did. (:smalltongue:)

usourselves&we
2013-04-16, 03:42 AM
Ya, listen ta the game last night?
Can't say that I have. I was a bit busy keeping track of the night sky.
Serious, Theta? People'd think I'd be doin' stuff like that.
I can't help it if it calms my nerves.
Will you boys stow the chatter!? I can't hear myself think as it is.
Yes ma'am.
Good! Now keep it for a moment.

---

Atreyu again. . .
for the simple fact of, meh. some people may be able to tell we were saddened by our death in Civ three. but wait this title has a three. we will try to think more after a sleep.

Daniel Raen
2013-04-16, 03:48 AM
HypoSoc won't stop looking at me with his hypnotic eyes :smallredface:

super dark33
2013-04-16, 04:51 AM
the BIG GAME?
Dog I'm so jealous, you KNOW I love the big game, this CONKSUNK radio won't do ANYTHING right, who made this thing anyway, IMINGRANTS?

The Sbahjer opened his window and yelled:
I mean it broadcasted the game, but not as expected...

Last night:
And there he goes...
the big man... HASS the rock
He"s driving SO HARD threw the paint DOWN TOWN!
Ahlly'yoop for the SLAM DUNK

usourselves&we
2013-04-16, 07:29 AM
I mean it broadcasted the game, but not as expected...
((As things like that do, you can't trust that stuff.))

Chart pulls away from the rest of White Track, to give Elli her space and rides by the JPEG'd truck (at a safe distance of course).

I don't get how ya can stay around that kinda stuff. What did you catch about the last 30 minutes of the game? My radio cut out as it was gettin' good.

MiraiSigne
2013-04-16, 11:27 AM
Szilard...

Amidus Drexel
2013-04-16, 02:51 PM
Yorick gets on the road and turns up the radio, blasting Fu Manchu as loud as possible through the tow truck's speakers.

Over the Radio (and the music): Hey, you trucker with the pepper-shaped trailer? What's your handle, again? (random vote to Hyozo)

Hattish Thing
2013-04-16, 02:54 PM
Are you guys still recruiting or has Lex's sig lied to me? :smallsmile:

Internet Flea
2013-04-16, 03:04 PM
Are you guys still recruiting or has Lex's sig lied to me? :smallsmile:

(You can sign up for autolynch replacement, but the game's already started.)

HypoSoc
2013-04-16, 03:08 PM
((This game always recruits since a new person joins every week.))

Hyozo
2013-04-16, 05:06 PM
Lacking anything better to go on, I'll vote for Robert Blackletter, for the same reason as the Llama

Szilard
2013-04-16, 06:45 PM
Roger, Super dark33, you're causing quite a ruckus, roger.

Lex-Kat
2013-04-17, 01:50 AM
Day Over. Narration Soon.

And yes, Mad Hatter will be added as a Auto-Lynch Replacement, Day 12 joiner.

Sadly no, it's not every week, but I will make it every 3 days (in-game days), instead of 4. So Venetian Mask will be joining the Convoy tomorrow. :smallsmile:

Lex-Kat
2013-04-17, 02:42 AM
Day 2

The Convoy was moving along quite well. Everything seemed to be in order, and Big Ben didn't notice anything suspicious. Well, anything more suspicious than what'd already happened thus far.

He did notice however the pepper shaker truck jockeying for position, to get closer to the front.

That's when all heck broke loose. At first it didn't seem like it was going to be a problem. The trucker in the JPEGd truck began sneezing as he was talking about what Big Ben assumed was a basketball game, but wasn't one hundred percent positive.

But he didn't stop sneezing. And soon the truck was weaving all across the freeway. "Sbahjer, you need to pull over, son. You're...."

But he didn't get to finish his sentence. From the big side-view mirrors, Big Ben, and everyone else presumably, saw an explosion of colors erupt from the truck, spraying the freeway and everyone behind Sbahjer in JPEG.

There was nothing anyone could do as they watched Sbahjer's truck careen toward the median, except pray to whatever gods they believed in. Somehow the man behind the wheel was aware enough to stomp on the brake and turn the wheel to the right again, sending him straight down the grassy ditch where he came to a complete stop.

There was no time to lose though. A couple trucks pulled off to make sure Sbahjer was okay, but the rest of the convoy kept on truckin'.

Sbahjer (Super Dark33) had a sneezing fit and lost control of his truck and the JPEG coloring. He was a Trucker.

Missed 1 Day
C'Nor
Zjoot

Missed 2 Days
Robert Blackletter

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
15|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
09|GnomeGninjas|??|??|??||
06|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
05|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|??||
18|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background||
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
11|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard||
10|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||Day 4
22|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||Day 8
23|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||Day 9
24|The Mad Hatter|||||Day 12
||||||
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
[/table]


Night 2 Begins
It will end in 24 hours

super dark33
2013-04-17, 08:42 AM
Goddamnit! Maybe at least some of this garbage got destroyed

The Sbahjer rummaged through the cargo and pulled out a SORD.....
None of the JPEG artefacts was even scratched.
You got to be kidding me.

He went into his truck and talked to the radio:

Sup Stroder, truck got flipped TUENWAYS. Need reserve TROCK.

Lex-Kat
2013-04-18, 02:51 AM
Night 2

As the convoy neared Albuquerque, New Mexico, they had to slow down as citizens of the city crowded the streets to cheer them on. Big Ben had known this was going to happen, as it was Rubber Duck's adopted home town after `nam. Men and women alike were weeping in the streets as they rolled by.

Big Ben noticed that a lot of the children were crying too. He suspected that some of them may have even been fathered by his good friend.

As the slow moving funeral convoy made it's way toward the end of town, he began to hear reports over the CB of the children forgetting their tears, and instead flocking around one of the trailers excitedly. As more reports came in, he was informed that one of the truckers had pulled over to put on a show for them.

Ol' Poppa had decided he couldn't stand to see the children unhappy, so he pulled over, and after a moment, appeared on the back of his truck in a tight wetsuit, waving to the crowd. "Hello folks. Step right up. Fun for all the girls and boys. Parents too, if you wish to forget the blues." And without a word of warning, he dove head first into the back of his truck.

The special motion activated lights came on, vanquishing the blackness that'd made the water a clean blue. And out came his penguin friends, who swam with him to the enjoyment to everyone. As the crowd began to shift their attention away from the convoy, the rest of the truckers found it increasingly easier to drive through. Sure some continued to weep, but most would rather be happy than remember their sadness.

It was night by the time Ol' Poppa slipped out of the water tank, shivering. One pretty senorita stood there, handing him a towel. "That was a wonderful thing you did, Mister...?"

"My friends call me Ol' Poppa. But you... He rubbed his hair vigorously, then lowered the towel with a flourish. "You can call me Charlie." He said with a grin.

"My name is Jill. How about you and I, we get some dinner?" She said with a big beautiful smile. How could Ol' Poppa possibly say no to that?

Ol' Poppa (Penguinator) was lured away from the convoy by a pretty face. He was Two Gate Toss (Mason).

And as one truck full of Penguins leaves the Convoy, another filled with Polar Bears heading South joins. (Evidently she's going to take a boat from the East Coast, or maybe catch a plane? :smallconfused: But she's definitely not driving through Mexico and South America to get there. :smallbiggrin:)

Venetian Mask now joins Convoy III. :smallsmile:

Missed 1 Day
C'Nor
Zjoot

Missed 2 Days
Robert Blackletter

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
15|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
09|GnomeGninjas|??|??|??||
06|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
05|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|??||
18|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
11|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard||
10|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
22|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||Day 6
23|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||Day 9
24|The Mad Hatter|||||Day 12
25|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 15
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
[/table]


Day 3 Begins
It will end in 48 hours

Internet Flea
2013-04-18, 09:02 PM
Road Pork to Data Angel, you still swinging the cable?

(C'nor.)

HypoSoc
2013-04-18, 09:12 PM
Alpha Whiskey Foxrot Cnor
I'm mighty pissed at Ol'Poppa/Two Gate Toss just up and leavin' on us. He got no respect he don't.
Scooba Sister Out

Penguinator
2013-04-18, 09:23 PM
I'm mighty pissed at Ol'Poppa/Two Gate Toss just up and leavin' on us.

You aren't the only one. :smallsigh:

ThePhantom
2013-04-18, 09:52 PM
So how are the routes? I think I ended up on another side road. I thought that Ned Kelly(the Bushranger) said these maps were still good.

PhantomEd lights a cigarette while watching the hanger swing from his antenna.

Lady Serpentine
2013-04-18, 09:54 PM
Road Pork to Data Angel, you still swinging the cable?

(C'nor.)

"Data Angel to Road Pork, I'm still around. Just got lost in the back for a while... There are a few downsides to having that much room, y'know?"

(Internet Flea)

MiraiSigne
2013-04-19, 12:11 AM
Random point says Internet Flea

GnomeGninjas
2013-04-19, 05:09 AM
"Penguinator" says the RNG.

Do you think we should come up with some sort of strategy. At the moment we kill a random person in the day, the wolves kill someone at night and we hope we get lucky.

super dark33
2013-04-19, 06:21 AM
The Sbahjer sat waiting for the new truck, or as told over the radio, NEWD TRUCK.

He took a box of Sweetbro Spirals cereals and started eating, despite the fact that the stuff is known to mess with people's body.

Zjoot
2013-04-19, 07:52 AM
Um...hello again. This is Philly Chhesteak to uh...Road Pork. Sorry to disturb you but these kids are already a few days late to their field trip and I was wondering if you had directions to the zoo...over


(Internet Flea)

Internet Flea
2013-04-19, 09:19 AM
Um...hello again. This is Philly Chhesteak to uh...Road Pork. Sorry to disturb you but these kids are already a few days late to their field trip and I was wondering if you had directions to the zoo...over


(Internet Flea)

Affirmative Philly, to get to the zoo you'll want to barrel up this here flag run about a bowl and a half, and then you catch the evening shade and clove around in a moth route for about two shots.

Penguinator
2013-04-19, 10:01 AM
"Penguinator" says the RNG.

Do you think we should come up with some sort of strategy. At the moment we kill a random person in the day, the wolves kill someone at night and we hope we get lucky.

...I'm dead, man, I'm dead. I'mma stop posting, now.

Lady Serpentine
2013-04-19, 10:04 AM
"Penguinator" says the RNG.

Ooookay, switching to GnomeGninjas, because not noticing that a freaking Mason died today is all kinds of suspicious.

Szilard
2013-04-19, 12:27 PM
A seer (unkown yet if fool or legit) has contacted me and said MiraiSigne is a bear.

The Bushranger
2013-04-19, 12:35 PM
GnomeGninjas sounds good to me.

RP later. Coffee needed.

Amidus Drexel
2013-04-19, 02:38 PM
Ooookay, switching to GnomeGninjas, because not noticing that a freaking Mason died today is all kinds of suspicious.

It's possible he forgot to read the spoiler and just went by his RNG. Still, suspicious.

I'd rather test out Szilard's seer/fool contact, though; he can always scry GnomeGninjas tonight and let us know for sure (assuming he's actually the seer).

Yorick wakes up, and notices that Ol' Poppa is gone.

"Damn. Now we're down a trucker, and there's talk of bears out here."

Over the Radio: Hey, Sugar Lips. Any idea what's going on? (MiraiSigne)

Internet Flea
2013-04-19, 03:19 PM
Road Pork to Sugar Lips, rumor has it you've been scratching round the honey comb, copy.

(Miraisigne it is.)

Zjoot
2013-04-19, 04:15 PM
Mirai Signe

GnomeGninjas
2013-04-19, 04:21 PM
GnomeGninjas sounds good to me.

RP later. Coffee needed.
Really, someone claiming contact with a seer isn't as convincing as me not paying enough attention to what is going on in this game?


Mirai Signe

Lady Serpentine
2013-04-19, 04:50 PM
Really, someone claiming contact with a seer isn't as convincing as me not paying enough attention to what is going on in this game?


Mirai Signe

Considering how unlikely it is that the seer can have actually verified Szilard? Yes.

Also, BR has internet problems at times. It's possible he didn't see that post.

Anyway, no point not testing it, though, I suppose, so... MiraiSigne...

Lex-Kat
2013-04-20, 05:15 AM
Day 3

Mirai was steamed. "I'll show them!" she thought to herself. "I'll show them all! I'm not just some hot tail in short-shorts." she growled low and she gripped the steering wheel tighter. "And Sugar Lips!! What kind of handle is that!!" This, she said out loud. Well, more like yelled to the world.

And she wasn't much appreciative of the mural one of her co-workers had nicely painted on the side either. "It's an add for yarn." He'd told her, face as serious as could be. But Mirai could see the smirk in his, the barely contained laughter.

So focused on her anger, she didn't notice the black Mack pulling over to her left until the last moment. And he was pulling over into her lane. She turned her wheel hard, trying to avoid the collision, and found herself running into another truck on the other side.

Looking back to the first driver, she watched as he smiled and waved to her, then pointed up to his radio and grabbing his own mic. "Roger, Sweet Lips. If that's your real handle." he said to her, all serious business. "We're sorry to do this to ya, you're one fiiine lookin' lady, and we've enjoyed your company...."

Suddenly Roger Rogering is cut off by another voice. "What he's trying to say, Honey, is that it ain't safe for you here. Not because of your gender, oh no. See, we don't much like Bears in this here convoy."

Mirai looked over at the trucker in the black truck. He glared back her, evil intent on his face. A shiver of cold ran up her back, and without realizing it, she slammed on her brakes, which was quickly followed by a loud crash. Mirai began to lose control of her rig, barely controlled by the two tractor-trailers on either side of her.

Whoever slammed into her from behind didn't slow down, just kept forcing her forward. The two trucks on either side of her pulled away, setting her free to careen out of control, the force behind continuing to push her. Even as her truck jack-knifed and crashed into the median, he didn't stop. Who was this madman, and was he trying to kill her!

And then her truck flipped, rolling over onto it's side, upside-down, then the other side, where it finally came to a stop.

Mirai "Sweet Lips" Signe awoke three days later in a hospital bed. She found out she had multiple broken bones, including both her hands, and her jaw had to be wired shut. She was unable to report the truth of her "accident" for three months as she healed and then recuperated.

Until then, the official report was that the trucker behind her had passed out at the wheel. He was in a coma, also with multiple broken bones. It seemed he'd almost over-dosed on medication and beer.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Some miles down the road, a familiar face rejoined the convoy. Otakuryoga has taken over Robert Blackletter's role, but not his character. :smallsmile:

Sugar Lips (MiraiSigne) had an accident and was permanently removed from the Convoy. She was a Bear.
Gothic Bob (Robert Blackletter) caused the accident and is currently in a coma. It is unknown if he'll recover. He was replaced by Otakuryoga.

Missed 1 Day
Atreyu the Masked Llama
Daniel Raen
Deathslayer7
Hyozo
UsOurselves&We
Venetian Mask

Missed 2 Days

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
15|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
09|GnomeGninjas|??|??|??||
06|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
05|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|??||
22|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
10|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
23|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||Day 6
24|The Mad Hatter|||||Day 9
25|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 12
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
[/table]


Night 3 Begins
It will end in about 44 hours

Lex-Kat
2013-04-22, 02:24 AM
Night 3

In an attempt to shake some of the bears on their trail, Big Ben made a u-turn near Santa Rosa, New Mexico and headed back to Albuquerque. Here they got onto I-25 and headed North into Colorado. More specifically, Colorado Springs, where they rested for another night, and planned to relax into the next day.

This split the Convoy up, as some of the truckers had deliveries and schedules that required them to continue on I-40 and into Texas and beyond.

But at a few other truckers were relieved to see that Big Mack truck coming up behind them, followed by almost two dozen others. Like those heading East, these had necessarily split from the group to make their own journeys to the North.

One of these was Road Kill, who had a shipment of Goose Liver and Beans to deliver to some snobby hob-knob restaurant in Denver. It was a strange combination, but he was getting paid well for it, so who cared.

Because he'd joined with Big Ben early on, he was actually ahead of schedule, so he had some time to sit back and enjoy some down time before heading the last couple hours to Denver. This he later came to regret.

A group of truckers invited Road Pork to go Bar-Hopping, and it didn't take too much convincing. They started out at the Half-Mile Saloon, went to the Two-Gun Bar and Grill, and finally ended up at Mile Long Legs, a strip joint near Cheyenne Mountain. This is where the fight broke out.

Road Pork was enjoying the company a pretty young lass who called herself Chantel. they were laughing and giggling, and having a real good time. In fact, Road Pork was likely spending more than he should have, but alcohol sometimes does that to a person.

Well, "Chantel's" boyfriend, ex-boyfriend?, didn't much appreciate the attention Road Pork was giving the girl, and he started making noise and shoving the trucker. The bouncer of the place told them to take it outside, which they kindly did.

The fight didn't last long. Though near-drunk, just this side past a good buzz-on, Road Pork had been a boxer before becoming a driver. And his instinct and abilities took over. Taking only the first hit from the boyfriend, Road Pork blocked the second fist, then threw a combination that rocked the man and dropped him like a wet sack of groceries.

Chantel delivered a swift kick to the downed man's groin, to show her displeasure. Then she and Road Kill walked away, and got into his truck. So far so good, right?

The tragedy happens at about four in the morning. The ex had spent all the night looking for the man who'd knocked him out, he wanted revenge. He found the Goose Liver and Bean truck, easily recognized by the sign "Restaurant de l'élégance" on the side of it. He waited until he was sure the inhabitants had fallen asleep, then he began pouring gas all around the truck, most of it on and near the gas tanks of the tractor itself. Lit a match, then set he rig ablaze.

Road Pork woke up to the smell of goose and beans burning, and then BOOM! there was nothing more for him to worry about.

Road Pork (Internet Flea) was blown up in a fireball of Goose Liver and Beans. He was either Momma Bear or the Hippie Micro-Bus.

Missed 1 Day
Atreyu the Masked Llama
Daniel Raen
Deathslayer7
Hyozo
UsOurselves&We
Venetian Mask

Missed 2 Days

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
15|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
09|GnomeGninjas|??|??|??||
06|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
10|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
23|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||Day 6
24|The Mad Hatter|||||Day 9
25|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 12
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
05|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Momma Bear/Hippie Micro Bus
[/table]


Day 4 Begins
It will end in about 48 hours

The Bushranger
2013-04-22, 12:01 PM
GnomeGninjas, I saw you trying to steal my picnic basket last night. That's something only bears do!

GnomeGninjas
2013-04-22, 02:28 PM
GnomeGninjas, I saw you trying to steal my picnic basket last night. That's something only bears do!

No, I would never do that! The Bushranger!



I think I might see a C'nor, Bushranger, MiraiSigne team. Bushranger voted for me right after the seer's proxy posted (it is likely that he genuinely didn't see Szilard's post, a wolf probably wouldn't question a seer claim without evidence). When I questioned it C'nor immediately jumped in to protect Bushranger from suspicion and throw doubt on Slizard's claim (though he still voted for Mirai).

Deathslayer7
2013-04-22, 02:40 PM
While a tempting notion GnomeNinjas, can you explain why you would point at a dead mason?

I would also like to know if Internet Flea was Szilard's contact or not. But that is more of a side thing.

Going to wait slightly before I post. Need to think on this and hopefully some answers pop up.

Lady Serpentine
2013-04-22, 02:43 PM
I think I might see a C'nor, Bushranger, MiraiSigne team. Bushranger voted for me right after the seer's proxy posted (it is likely that he genuinely didn't see Szilard's post, a wolf probably wouldn't question a seer claim without evidence). When I questioned it C'nor immediately jumped in to protect Bushranger from suspicion and throw doubt on Slizard's claim (though he still voted for Mirai).

That's because Szilard's claim was doubtful.

It's literally impossible for the seer to have truly cleared him, seeing as we have two alphas in the game - to have checked him for being an alpha and scried him would have required finding the Mechanic the first night, then having them both look at Szilard the second, which would mean that he could not have found MiraiSigne.

Given that either the seer or the fool was killed that night, that makes me think Szilard was, in fact, the Alpha of one of the teams, and sacrificed MiraiSigne to make himself look good, so that the Seer didn't have any reason to raise suspicions about him.

As such, voting for Szilard.

Amidus Drexel
2013-04-22, 02:45 PM
That's because Szilard's claim was doubtful.

It's literally impossible for the seer to have truly cleared him, seeing as we have two alphas in the game - to have checked him for being an alpha and scried him would have required finding the Mechanic the first night, then having them both look at Szilard the second, which would mean that he could not have found MiraiSigne.

Given that either the seer or the fool was killed that night, that makes me think Szilard was, in fact, the Alpha of one of the teams, and sacrificed MiraiSigne to make himself look good, so that the Seer didn't have any reason to raise suspicions about him.

As such, voting for Szilard.

...That makes sense; even moreso if he's a Fed. Point at Szilard.

GnomeGninjas
2013-04-22, 03:06 PM
While a tempting notion GnomeNinjas, can you explain why you would point at a dead mason?

I would also like to know if Internet Flea was Szilard's contact or not. But that is more of a side thing.

Going to wait slightly before I post. Need to think on this and hopefully some answers pop up.

I pointed at a dead mason because I wasn't paying enough attention to the game. At the beginning I made a spreadsheet of all the players and assigned a number to them so I could quickly use this (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm) to see who to point at when I don't have any idea for a target. I apparently forgot to remove Penguinator from my spreadsheet so I ended up pointing at a dead mason.

Also: Why a wolf would point at a dead mason, the wolves pay the most attention to what is going on in a game?

Deathslayer7
2013-04-22, 03:08 PM
While I agree with your logic C'Nor, you fail to follow one point through. It could be that Szilard is in fact the seer claiming to be a seer proxy. It is possible. I have done it before myself. Especially where it is hard to trust villagers when two alphas are in the game.

Secondly, have you considered the possibility that he took a risk? It is possible.

edit: Actually C'Nor, I don't follow your logic. If two people scry the same person, wouldn't they get scry interference? They would from the rules.

The Bushranger
2013-04-22, 03:11 PM
To be a bit more on-target, while I haven't been in touch with either C'nor or MiraiSigne, I have been informed that GnomeGninjas is Smokey...hence today's point.

It's a real bear of an accusation, but I'm 100% confident.

Deathslayer7
2013-04-22, 03:15 PM
We shall see where this goes. GnomeGninjas

Lady Serpentine
2013-04-22, 03:21 PM
Also: Why a wolf would point at a dead mason, the wolves pay the most attention to what is going on in a game?

Hardly. As an example, BR rode the edge of autolynch the whole game in one of Classics. For that matter, I actually got autolynched multiple times in The Possessed, after taking over as a replacement for someone else!

Also, speaking of BR and Classic... Defending BR when you were the only one talking about him being suspicious, and even you weren't voting for him, would be incredibly stupid were we on a team. I did that in Classic when I wasn't on a team, with Grey Mage's point at TinyMushroom, and got both of us lynched for our trouble. I know better than to do something like that again.


While I agree with your logic C'Nor, you fail to follow one point through. It could be that Szilard is in fact the seer claiming to be a seer proxy. It is possible. I have done it before myself. Especially where it is hard to trust villagers when two alphas are in the game.

True. But in that case, isn't it a bit coincidental that the fool happened to die the night after he made that claim?


Secondly, have you considered the possibility that he took a risk? It is possible.

That's what I'm assuming happened - he scried Szilard, took the risk he'd hit an alpha, and, unfortunately, had. Since Szilard knew, even before the lynch, on the theory he's a Bear, as that's the only way he could have put in a kill last night, that his contact was likely the seer, not the fool, and thus a major threat, he put the kill on him.


edit: Actually C'Nor, I don't follow your logic. If two people scry the same person, wouldn't they get scry interference?

The Mechanic's scry, to the best of my knowledge, does not count for that, as it only determines if someone is one of the alphas or not.


To be a bit more on-target, while I haven't been in touch with either C'nor or MiraiSigne, I have been informed that GnomeGninjas is Smokey...hence today's point.

It's a real bear of an accusation, but I'm 100% confident.

I assume that's a proxy claim, BR? Fair enough... GnomeGninjas is acting rather suspicious anyway, so I'll throw a vote on him to test that. We can always lynch Szilard tomorrow, after all.

Amidus Drexel
2013-04-22, 03:26 PM
Also going to point out that Szilard could be the Fed in the Air or the Bear in the Air (although I'm leaning towards the former, because I don't think a devil would rat out one of his own on such a flimsy argument).

I'm not sure what to think of the other arguments, so I'm retracting my vote on Szilard for now until I'm sure who to vote for.

GnomeGninjas
2013-04-22, 03:51 PM
To be a bit more on-target, while I haven't been in touch with either C'nor or MiraiSigne, I have been informed that GnomeGninjas is Smokey...hence today's point.

It's a real bear of an accusation, but I'm 100% confident.

Why would someone know who is smokey or not? Smokey scries as a villager. I don't think your source is reliable.

Lady Serpentine
2013-04-22, 03:52 PM
Why would someone know who is smokey or not? Smokey scries as a villager. I don't think your source is reliable.

You do know about the Mechanic, right? :smallsigh:

GnomeGninjas
2013-04-22, 03:58 PM
You do know about the Mechanic, right? :smallsigh:

I forgot about him.:smallredface:

Lady Serpentine
2013-04-22, 04:00 PM
I forgot about him.:smallredface:

I... Find that odd, given I mentioned him several times in my arguments, but alright. :smallconfused:

Zjoot
2013-04-22, 04:06 PM
GnomeGninjas obviously. I think C'nor's logic is weak in places, but I don't really want to delve into that at the moment.

otakuryoga
2013-04-22, 04:20 PM
Smokey is hiring GnomeGninjas now? and was still nowhere to be seen when an innocent person was being run off the road and shot up...

HypoSoc
2013-04-22, 05:06 PM
867-5309
Can you hear me? I've been getting static on the line. I think that explosion last night messed up my radio. Hope a mechanic can fix our problems.
Red rover, red rover, send GnomeGninjas Over and Out

Internet Flea
2013-04-29, 12:10 AM
((So... I'm dead in this game, right?))

Venetian Mask
2013-04-29, 02:33 AM
Stupid site going down making me forget about games.

I'll agree with the point at GnomeGninjas if only to see wether Bushranger is right.

Lex-Kat
2013-04-29, 03:33 AM
((So... I'm dead in this game, right?))

:smallfrown: Yes you are.

Due to the site being down for the last week, Auto-Lynches will be reset to 0, and the day will continue for another 48 hours.


If two people scry the same person, wouldn't they get scry interference? They would from the rules.

Rule Clarification: With certain exceptions, this is true.

Hyozo
2013-04-29, 11:15 AM
GnomeGninjas would be ringing some alarm bells in my head even if we din't have someone claiming he was an alpha. Also C'nor seems oddly insistent we kill off our seer proxy for rather flimsy reasons.

Szilard
2013-04-29, 01:01 PM
Gnomegninjas.

ThePhantom
2013-04-29, 01:15 PM
GnomeGninjas, ah the forums are back.

Amidus Drexel
2013-04-29, 02:11 PM
Gah, I go away for a few hours and the forum goes down for the week...

GnomeGninjas

Lady Serpentine
2013-04-29, 02:11 PM
GnomeGninjas would be ringing some alarm bells in my head even if we din't have someone claiming he was an alpha. Also C'nor seems oddly insistent we kill off our seer proxy for rather flimsy reasons.

I made an argument. People asked questions. I elaborated, in one post, at the end of which I switched to GnomeGninjas. That's being insistent? :smallconfused:

Hyozo
2013-04-29, 04:34 PM
It's more that you immediately followed your vote change with a suggestion we lynch szilard tomorrow along with a bit of a misreading on my part. Honestly, now that I've reread it a couple of times I'm starting to think you might have a point.

Zjoot
2013-04-29, 04:59 PM
(GnomeGninjas)

EDIT: Oops, silly delay made me forget things.

usourselves&we
2013-04-29, 05:13 PM
Zjoot you are already voting for GnomeGninjas in 'the long ago' a week can be a long time to some creatures.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-01, 05:54 AM
Venetian Mask. Andre the Giant says people in masks are not to be trusted.

Lex-Kat
2013-05-01, 07:13 AM
Day 4

Gnomita yawned as the convoy pulled away from Colorado Springs, continuing North on I-25 to Denver. She looked out her window smiling at the beautiful day.

Then suddenly she noticed something. It was entirely too quiet on the chatterbox. Normally at this time of morning, the other truckers were calling in to each other, boasting about last nights conquests, too often with too much information for her tastes. :smallyuk:

But today, there was nothing. She switched the channel on her radio, trying to find a bandwidth where someone was talking. But after five minutes of searching, something else occurred to her. They'd found another cop amongst them. That's why there was silence. Her eyes wide, she looked ahead for the next turn off. But then....

"Hey there, Goldie." Came Big Ben's voice over her radio. "You there girl? We think we've found ourselves a bear, and need your help routing him out." He paused, as if listening for an answer. Gnomita sucked on her lower lip, a habit she'd picked up. It was either a trap, or they'd found one of the others. If that was the case, she had to be part of it, to protect her fellow officer.

"I'm here, Big Ben. Got kinda worried when the usual chatter was gone. Who you have in mind?"

"You seen that strange half-truck been driving with us? Trucker calling hisself Roger Rogering? He's been acting strange since the second day. Poking his nose about, and all."

Oh really? Gnomita said, successfully keeping the relief out of her voice. "Roger" wasn't any cop she knew. Maybe he was a Fed. They were rumored to have moles in convoys on occasion. So watcha need me to do, hon?

"Now Goldie, you know your not half bad looking." Gnomita rolled her eyes. A back-handed compliment if she'd ever heard one. "We'll make a stop up here in Denver." Big Ben continued on. "If Rogering stops with us, what I'd like you to do is...."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

About twenty minutes later, Big Ben and a few other truckers, including both Roger Rogering and Goldie, pulled into an old Union 76 station. As the other truckers either fueled up, or headed inside to buy provisions for the next leg of travel, Goldie applied some lipstick and fussed her hair a little.

She noticed as Roger got out of his truck and headed inside, and quickly got out and followed. She approached Roger as he was looking over the selection of chocolate bars. Hello, Roger. she said with a smile. I've been watching you. I think you and I, we may have more in common than just trucks.

"Oh really?" Roger questioned, looking the woman before him over. "And what might that be?"

Gnomita picked up a Hershey's 5th Avenue bar, unwrapped the top and took a bite, more kissing it than biting. Our love of chocolate?

Well, that seemed enough for Roger. The pair of them bought two dozen chocolate bars of varying types, then headed out the door. Which is when Gnomita dropped her bag of goodies to the ground, along with her jaw. This didn't last long, as Roger Rogering didn't seem to have much trouble socking it to a woman, especially a LEO.

When Gnomita woke up, she was hog-tied in the back of her truck, with a gag in her mouth. She was happy to find that she was still dressed and seemingly unmolested. By the time someone finally opened the doors, it was night out, and the convoy was long gone.

Gnomita Justice (GnomeGninjas) was knocked out and thrown into the back of her trailer. She was Smokey (Bear Alpha).

Missed 1 Day
Daniel Raen

Missed 2 Days

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
15|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
06|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
10|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
23|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||Day 6
24|The Mad Hatter|||||Day 9
25|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 12
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Momma Bear/Hippie Micro Bus
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
[/table]


Night 4 Begins
It will end in about 24 hours

Lex-Kat
2013-05-02, 10:45 AM
I'm delaying the narration for another 12, 13 hours. Sorry for the delay. :smallfrown:

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-02, 09:44 PM
*The llama looked on, quite shocked and rather appalled. Who was going to prevent forest fires now?*

Lex-Kat
2013-05-03, 02:29 AM
Night 4

After dumping the Smokey off their scent, the Convoy made a long day of it, heading into the near treeless (from what the narrator's heard) Kansas desert. The long stretch of highway, Eastbound I-70 was miles and miles of nothingness that easily drove many a driver into a mesmerized hypnotic state.

One such hapless driver was Ned Kelly in his modified Caspian Sea Monster ((Where exactly do you find these interesting vehicles, Bushranger? :smallconfused: First KARR, now this? Anyway....)) Even hovering along in his monster and enjoying the screams of fear and shocked looks didn't help Ned, as he began to doze off. HEY!! a voice yelled over his radio, shocking him awake. Wake up, ya nut! the voice of Sodbuster admonished him.

Finally, nearing midnight, the group pulled into Salina, Kansas. Home of the Stiefel Theatre for the Performing Arts. Most of the truckers went to the normal bars and clubs, looking for excitement and ways to throw away more money.

But not one trucker. Oh no, he decided to visit the Stiefel Theatre, see who, if anyone was playing there that night. And as luck would have it, tickets to see the Selina Symphony play Tchaikovsky's Fifth Symphony were still available. Roger was ecstatic, and happily paid the $30 to get a seat. He wasn't a huge fan of Classical music, but he loved trying new and different things.

He quietly entered the theatre, the show was already going, and he didn't want to ruin anyone's evening more than he had to. He sat down next to a wonderful lady, who smiled back at him, even though he looked and smelled like he was what he was, a truck driver. She even offered him a program to help him better understand what was going on.

Halfway through the remainder of the performance though, sleep finally overcame Roger, and he laid his head back and drifted into nothingness.

When the performance was over, the kind woman who sat beside him tried to give him a gentle nudge to wake him. When that didn't work, she pushed a little harder. Mister Rogering, the show is.... then she let loose a blood-curdling scream, stopping everyone where they stood. He's been murdered!! She yelled out.

The how he died was easy enough to figure out. A long blade was found to have been shoved into his lower back, between the back of the seat and the folding cushion. At least three thrusts upward had been made, and apparently no one had noticed as Roger Rogering bleed to death right next to, and in front of the audience.

Roger Rogering (Szilard) was stabbed and blead to death while listening to Tchaikovsky's Fifth Symphony. He was Momma Bear (Seer).

Missed 1 Day
Daniel Raen

Missed 2 Days

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
15|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
06|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
23|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||Day 6
24|The Mad Hatter|||||Day 9
25|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 12
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
[/table]


Day 5 Begins
It will end in about 72 hours

super dark33
2013-05-03, 03:45 AM
The radio Crackled again.

Dufes, I need company.
I'm COMPLETLEY alone her and it doesn't LOOK like help is hapening.
I'm Storting to run oot off Food.
And there are SCARTY BEARS around here!
The SORD.....S manoge to keep then away but I don't KNOW for how long.
It keeps happening!

Szilard
2013-05-03, 09:12 AM
At least I went out to good music. :smalltongue:

ThePhantom
2013-05-03, 11:57 AM
(I'm a little confused with this turn of events in the narration, isn't the wolf types law enforcement, not the kind of people to do murder.)

Anyways... PhantomEd drinks some coffee, looking forward to what is to come.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-03, 02:13 PM
Atreyu

...Why vote for someone random right at the end of the day?

HypoSoc
2013-05-03, 03:40 PM
Amidus
Why not vote for somebody random?
Voting for someone already getting lynched is irrelevant.

Also, you are above me.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-03, 05:55 PM
Atreyu

...Why vote for someone random right at the end of the day?

That's what I do. Its an attempt to "jar the brain" to elicit a laugh. Its a cheap laugh for sure, more of a chuckle at best and an eye roll at worst, but bad jokes are my specially. Look at 2008-2010 also known as the Exachix years for more examples.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-05, 08:24 PM
*eyes suspiciously*

Alright, then.

Bah, who hasn't said much lately?

Point at Daniel Raen. Tell us what you know.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-05, 09:25 PM
(I'm a little confused with this turn of events in the narration, isn't the wolf types law enforcement, not the kind of people to do murder.) This may have been the work of Rusty Nail!


*The llama zoomed along, humming the theme song to Cannonball Run*

zjoot for doubting C'Nor

The Bushranger
2013-05-05, 10:10 PM
((I have a thing for Cool Wheels. Or, well, Cool Wings. Cool Boats?))

Superdark33 The only bears we have to fear are bears themselves!

ThePhantom
2013-05-05, 10:29 PM
(superdark33 for lack of a better idea.)

The Bushranger
2013-05-06, 01:57 AM
Dang forum outages confusing me... Daniel Raen then!

Lady Serpentine
2013-05-06, 02:14 AM
Daniel Raen does indeed need to talk more.

usourselves&we
2013-05-06, 02:25 AM
Amidus Drexel to see what would happen, don't have much of a guess at this time.

Zjoot
2013-05-06, 09:13 AM
I'll go with Daniel Raen as well.

ThePhantom
2013-05-06, 10:02 AM
(Otakuryoga this time.)

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-06, 02:41 PM
...Why are we voting for dead people again? Didn't we already get a wolf for doing that? :smallconfused: :smalltongue:

usourselves&we
2013-05-06, 07:43 PM
Otakuryoga replaced Blackletter day three so it is a fair point. that is what you were talking about right?

Lex-Kat
2013-05-08, 03:28 AM
Day 5

While most believed that Big Ben would lead the convoy East into Missouri, possibly stopping in Columbia for the next night, only his closest friends knew of the long held prejudices he had against the Border Ruffians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Ruffian) of Missouri. He'd vowed long ago never to set foot, nor tire tread, in Missouri.

When asked why they were heading South, when it'd be faster to drive through Missouri, Big Ben told anyone listening of a battle that took place on August 30th, of 1856. "Somewhere between 250 and 300 led by two men named Reid and White, attacked the small city of Osawatomie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Osawatomie), intending to destroy any free staters on their way to Topeka.

"John Brown, yes that John Brown, led forty men to Osawatomie to defend them." Big Ben continued. "But there were too many Ruffians. And Brown's men were eventually forced to retreat, after heavy casualties."

Big Ben opened his mouth to continue, when a sleepy voice interjected over the band-wave. "And Benny's great great grandmother was one of the civilian victims."

This led to a near-accident, as Big Ben slammed on his brakes, and the trucker behind him had to quickly switch lanes to avoid slamming into his backside. This in turn caused two vehicles travelling beside him to drive into the median to avoid a collision they likely wouldn't have survived.

"What'd you say?" Big Ben asked with threatening calm into his radio.

Silence.

"Oh, don't think I don't know who you are. I listen to everyone's voice, as we are driving. I get to know people by their voice. I know who it is that shouldn't know the ending to my story." And the next thing everyone heard over their radios was Big Ben's truck door opening, then closing.

A wide-eyed Dan locked his doors and revved up his truck. The happy looking fruit on the side mocked the fear of the man in the cab. One of the other truckers tried to block his way, but Dan gunned the engine and plowed through, driving into the median, then shifting into a low gear to power his way up the other side.

As the truck climbed up, the contents of his trailer shifted violently, tipping sideways. For a second, it looked as if the truck might hold to the road, but after a long second, the whole thing crashed onto it's side, crushing a smart car that hadn't gotten out of the way.

Soon there were truckers, and a few brave civilians, running across the freeway to help the victims, including Dan. It was soon evident that the smart car had been crushed. So they refocused on Dan. Dan, who was currently beginning to climb out of the sideways cab. One of the truckers, Yorick, quickly climbed up, and helped Dan out. After ensuring that the LEO was indeed going to survive his accident, Yorick hauls back and hits Dan in the jaw with a right hook, knocking him out.

With a quick search, they find the evidence they need. Along with nice black handcuffs, they find his agency badge. They cuff Dan to the window frame of his truck, then shove him back inside for the cops to find.

It's a couple hour delay, but eventually the convoy is free to go, and Dan is taken to jail to answer for vehicular manslaughter, Federal Agent or not.

Dan (Daniel Raen) is taken to jail and awaits judgement. He was an Agent.

Missed 1 Day
Deathslayer7
Hyozo
Otakuryoga
Venetian Mask

Missed 2 Days

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
16|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimentional extended cargo space||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
06|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
23|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||Day 6
24|The Mad Hatter|||||Day 9
25|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 12
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
10|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling|Day 5- |Agent
[/table]


Night 5 Begins
It will end in about 24 hours

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-08, 09:49 PM
Huzzah!! Rejoice my brothers of the road! Fortune hath smiled upon us!! Our foes fall while we are triumphant!

Lex-Kat
2013-05-09, 03:52 AM
Night 5

By the time the convoy reached Oklahoma City, many of them were ready to get some sleep. But one restless trucker wasn't quite ready for sleep just yet. Someway, somehow, he knew his time had come.

Data Angel hopped into his Hovercraft and continued South to where he would finally meet his fate. At Ray Roberts Lake, just on the other side of the Texas border, there was to be an epic battle between good and evil. And each time Data Angel came to this time in his history, he was always the loser.

But not this time. Data Angel grinned gleefully. This time he had a surprise for his nemesis. This time, he had an army to back him up. This time it would be Earth's hero, The Doctor, who fell. Then he'd finally get off this god forsaken rock in his newly acquired TARDIS, and head home to Gallifrey and win the war. The Doctor had been a fool, a complete and utter.....

Data Angel pulled the hovercraft to a halt as he say a blue rectangle begin to materialize before him, complete with it's wheezing brakes. Slowly the Police Box came into full view. So this is how The Doctor always won. The battle hadn't taken place at Ray Roberts Lake. It'd taken place near Ray Roberts Lake.

Data Angel pressed a button on the console, then jumped out as quick as a rabbit. You may think you have the upper hand, he shouted at the quiet blue box. but this time, I'll surprise you!!And as he stepped back away from his vehicle, it began to transform into another shape. The cargo hold shifted, growing bigger, until it resembled a black doorway into outer space.

Then thunderous footsteps began to pound the floor from somewhere inside. Soon a silver head appeared, followed by a familiar metallic body, the Cybermen.

But still the TARDIS remained quiet and still. The Doctor mocked Data Angel by not stepping out and spouting his pitiful words, and gloating over his pre-destined victory. Or maybe it... Could it be? Was the Doctor afraid, hiding in his box that's bigger on the inside? No. No, that wasn't it. It was a trick, a trap.

For a good hour he watched the TARDIS, waiting for something to happen. Finally, Data Angel snapped. Face me, Doctooooor!! he screeched, then charged the doors, intending to force his way in somehow. He wasn't exactly sure how, but he'd find a way to force the Doctor....

And then he felt it. There was a pull, as if he was being sucked into a vortex, and the doors slowly began to open. Something inside his head told him to not let those doors open. Somehow he realized that this was the trap. That he'd been here before, time and time again. Why? he began to sob. Why won't you let this end?

And finally he saw the Doctor before him. He looked grim, hard. Anger seeped out of him, vengeance. You killed her. She should have been safe with her husband David. But you found her, and killed her. The Doctor almost snarls. And for that... I banish you for all eternity to always make this same mistake, over and over again. And then he closed the door, and a bright flash exploded, blinding Data Angel.

The next thing he saw, he was laying on something that was moving rapidly, it's wheels squeaking annoyingly as ceiling tiles moved rapidly in and out of his vision. "We need to get this man to the the OR immediately. Doctor Smith says there's a swelling near his brain that needs to be relieved, or it'll cause permanent..." The rest of what was said fell away as Data Angel once again lost consciousness.

Data Angel (C'Nor) went back in time to relive the last twenty years again. He was the Narc (Fed Alpha).

Count Dingdong has rejoined the game, as a new Role. :smallsmile:

Missed 1 Day
Deathslayer7
Hyozo
Otakuryoga
Venetian Mask

Missed 2 Days

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
23|Count Dingdong 2|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
06|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga 2|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
21|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
24|The Mad Hatter|||||Day 9
25|Super Dark33 2|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 12
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga 1|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong 1|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33 1|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
10|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling|Day 5- Arrested for murder|Agent
11|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimensional extended cargo space|Night 5- Lost in Time|Narc (Fed Alpha)
[/table]


Day 6 Begins
It will end in about 48 hours

Venetian Mask
2013-05-09, 06:45 AM
Is it just me or is Atreyu the Masked Llama very suspicious? I mean what trustworthy person would ever wear a mask? :smallamused:


I don't really have an inkling as to who is suspicious and who isn't right now, so I'll just go for a gimicky vote until someone can spin me a good argument for someones guilt.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-09, 02:13 PM
I'm going to vote for Bushranger; we got one wolf by them voting for a dead person, let's go for two.

Zjoot
2013-05-09, 06:54 PM
Is it just me or is Atreyu the Masked Llama very suspicious? I mean what trustworthy person would ever wear a mask? :smallamused:



I see nothing wrong with this statement.

HypoSoc
2013-05-09, 07:07 PM
Neither do I, thus I shall vote for Venetian Mask
Gimmick vote as well

ThePhantom
2013-05-09, 08:10 PM
Hey, leave the llama alone, he roleplays, speaking of which.

PhantomEd holds out the hanger to boost his radio signal.

Hello? PhantomEd wanting directions to the nearest pit stop? I'm somewhere out in the hills?

HypoSoc
2013-05-09, 10:19 PM
8 6 nine furteen over easy
Think you missed the pitstop back by about 12 and a half miles. NExt one won't be for a long while, so I hope you are all gassed up. If not, well you can siphon off of me so long as you remeber to pay me back.
This is Trucker McTrucky Notabear Truckerson signing the dotted blue line. Or is it the dashed red one? HAM radios confuse me.

Count Dingdong
2013-05-10, 12:31 PM
*kzzzt* Chuck here. Replacement... uh, coachman. driver. The um... thing with the govs is... what was that? yes, taken care of. Anyhows, milord here wishes me to infomr Ned that its dangerous to play with fire. Over. *kzzzt*

Bushranger while catch up on what's happened. My pranks are done with! I swear! :smalltongue:

The Bushranger
2013-05-10, 01:47 PM
I'll go for Venetian Mask as well. I'm no Smokey Bear!

usourselves&we
2013-05-10, 02:23 PM
Venetian Mask, on grounds of not Amidus Drexel paying attention. you know that makes no sense right?

---

White Track drive side by side for a spell, Elli is in the center taking a nap. Chart and Theta steady her rig as they go. The three cabs are effectively linked as they drive on in the relative silence of the squawk box.

Deathslayer7
2013-05-10, 02:43 PM
Venetian Mask then. I would say let's go for C'Nor today but he's dead.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-10, 02:56 PM
Venetian Mask, on grounds of not Amidus Drexel paying attention. you know that makes no sense right?


I'd rather vote for someone based on a strategy (one with several flaws, perhaps, but it's better than nothing) that worked before rather than on a gimmick vote.

Yorick changes the radio station to something more befitting a convoy trip (as it had been playing smooth jazz at the pit stop), and rejoins the convoy.

Over the Radio: If you really need some gas, this sports car I'm hauling has about a quarter tank, although it won't help you if you're running on diesel.

otakuryoga
2013-05-11, 08:00 AM
I'll go for Venetian Mask as well. I'm no Smokey Bear!

i dunno bout that Bushranger how many other innocents have you run off the road?

ThePhantom
2013-05-11, 10:22 AM
Thank you. PhantomEd out

(Bushranger )

Lex-Kat
2013-05-11, 02:15 PM
Day 6

The convoy moved steadily along, pushing through the lovely but dangerous Ozark Mountains. The road weaves through the mountain passes, and is (I'm quite certain of it) a nightmare for many young drivers. But this day, it's not the scariest thing on the road.

No, that honor is reserved for a group of protesters who decided, oddly enough, that Arkansas was the place they wanted to make a stand against endangering Polar Bears.

The topless protesters, most of them women, crowded onto the road, holding up their signs of indignation. "Free the bears" "Polar Bears belong in the Arctic, not Subarcticica" "Put the Cap'n in the stocks" It was a media circus, and no one on the road had any way of getting around the obnoxious sign bearers.

But the best was yet to come. Someone noticed the convoy trapped about a half-mile back, and the whole group of bare-chested ladies charged up the steep incline to find their true target. Cap'n Venetian and her truck filled with at least three captive Polar Bears (or so it was reported).

They surrounded the truck, demanding the evil trucker get out so they could throw her in jail for animal cruelty. But Cap'n Venetian had other plans. She locked the doors of her truck, then crawled into her cab. The women who noticed this, screamed like banshees, thinking their nemesis for the day was going to just hide until someone saved her. Well she wouldn't....

Suddenly there was an explosion from the top of the trailer, followed by a loud creaking as the sides began to fall away. The protesters screamed and ran for safety, a few didn't make it. Though none died. When the dust settled, it started right back up again as the sound of an engine starting and helicopter blades whirring kicked up even more dirt and gravel into the air.

The helicopter, flown by.... two white bears? :smallconfused:, took off, leaving the truck, the protesters, and the convoy behind. On the side of the machine was the shield of the Federal Bureau of Investigations. Cap'n Venetian waved goodbye as she headed back to Washington.

Cap'n (Venetian Mask) left the seen of an ugly, yet sometimes beautiful, protest. She was the Fed in the Air (Fed Devil).

Missed 1 Day
Atreyu the Masked Llama
Zjoot

Missed 2 Days
Hyozo

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
23|Count Dingdong 2|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
06|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga 2|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
07|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle||
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
24|The Mad Hatter|||||Day 9
25|Super Dark33 2|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 12
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga 1|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong 1|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33 1|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
10|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling|Day 5- Arrested for murder|Agent
11|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimensional extended cargo space|Night 5- Lost in Time|Narc (Fed Alpha)
12|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard|Day 6- |Fed in the Air (Fed Devil)
[/table]


Night 6 Begins
It will end in about 36 hours

The Bushranger
2013-05-11, 02:55 PM
Sounding very amused, Ned Kelly gets on the radio as he skips his hovering monstrosity over the cleanup, a blast of air assisting(?) in the effort.

"Well, well. It looks like somebody found the issue..."
He pauses, slipping on a pair of sunglasses, before keying the microphone again.
"...too much to bear."

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-11, 07:20 PM
Hey, I can't be right all the time. (and statistically, I should be wrong a lot more than I feel like I am). Good work, guys. :smallamused:

HypoSoc
2013-05-12, 12:19 AM
The joke bandwagon I started got a wolf power role? Huzzah!



Cap'n (Venetian Mask) left the seen of an ugly, yet sometimes beautiful, protest. She was the Fed in the Air (Fed Alpha Devil).


FTFY

otakuryoga
2013-05-12, 06:29 AM
Sounding very amused, Ned Kelly gets on the radio as he skips his hovering monstrosity over the cleanup, a blast of air assisting(?) in the effort.

"Well, well. It looks like somebody found the issue..."
He pauses, slipping on a pair of sunglasses, before keying the microphone again.
"...too much to bear."

don't you mean too much to bare?

The Bushranger
2013-05-12, 12:52 PM
"I guess that our Fed in the Air..."
:smallcool:
"...got to the bottom of that topless protest."


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lex-Kat
2013-05-13, 04:03 AM
Night 6

The three members of White Track continue on past Little Rock, AK and head North a little further on. This was where their final delivery was to be. Little did they know it'd also be their final destination, in life.

Elli pulled in ahead of the other two. It was late at night, so they were sure no one would be up to receive the delivery, but Chart had insisted they at least try.

As Elli went to check on the warehouse, Chart and Theta drove there truckcycles to the Red Roof Inn they noticed nearby. As the pair slowed to a stop at a red light, they noticed the area growing brighter, then heard the familiar sound of a big rig pulling up behind.

Thinking it was just another trucker intending on making a delivery here, they were caught completely by surprise when they trucker behind gunned the accelerator instead of touching the brake.

Theta was quicker to react, and pulled his bike to the right, then stopped. Chart hit the gas, but his foot slipped as he released the clutch, stalling. SMASH!! Theta watched in horror as his brother was flung from his bike, and into a telephone pole across the street.

Anger infused Theta with rage. He climbed off his cycle, threw off his helmet, and charged the murderous trucker. What the bleep, man!? Didn't you bleep see us? He jumped up on the steps leading to the passenger side cab and flung open the door. For a brief second, he realized his mistake. BOOOM! After that brief second, there was a large hole in Theta's chest.

On the other side of town, Elli was blissfully unaware that her brothers were being murdered. Instead, she was happily unloading the straw from her vehicle. She'd called Chart and Theta, but neither had answered. But she'd call back later, they were obviously busy getting their room.

She became worried when they continued to not answer. As she headed toward the agreed upon hotel, she drove past a dark red truck heading back South toward Little Rock. Thinking it strange, but not worried about that at the moment, she drove on until she came to the scene of the gruesome double murder.

Nailed to both brother's heads were wooden signs that read: Oops! Wrong again.

Chart and Theta (UsOurselves&We) were crushed and blown away by Rusty Nail. Elli (also UsOurselves&We) survived the murders, but has to deal with the emotional aftermath, and burial of her brothers. They were Big Ben (Mason Alpha).

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Back in Little Rock, Big Ben is found the next morning still in bed. He'd had a stroke in the middle of the night and died in his sleep.

Missed 1 Day
Atreyu the Masked Llama
Zjoot

Missed 2 Days
Hyozo

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
17|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)||
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
23|Count Dingdong 2|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
06|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga 2|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
24|The Mad Hatter|||||Day 9
25|Super Dark33 2|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 12
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga 1|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong 1|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33 1|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
10|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling|Day 5- Arrested for murder|Agent
11|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimensional extended cargo space|Night 5- Lost in Time|Narc (Fed Alpha)
12|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard|Day 6- Flew away from protesters|Fed in the Air (Fed Devil)
13|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- Stayed behind to bury her brothers|Big Ben (Mason Alpha)
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- smashed by a truck, into a phone pole|
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- blown away by a shotgun blast|
[/table]


Day 7 Begins
It will end in about 48 hours

usourselves&we
2013-05-13, 03:33 PM
The death of her brothers would likely make her lose her grip on reality, or maybe she actually will see ghosts and the odd world that comes with them. coming this summer to Just Look Here 3, the new drama Elli Mental.

Lovely narration as always Lex.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-13, 09:16 PM
Well, that sucks.

Hrm... there can't be very many Bears or Feds left... Let's get some info out of Hyozo.

Yorick passed Elli in the morning, paid his respects to her brothers, then got back on the road.

Over the Radio: Hey, Hyozo! Where are you actually taking those packets of pepper?

HypoSoc
2013-05-13, 09:31 PM
Breaker fourteen in alpha whiskey
Yeah, Hyozo. Do they even like pepper up in Maine?
Bottom of the ninth and two outs

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-13, 09:40 PM
(Great narration. Very sad to lose our mason, though. Hmmmm...

I'm not really sure who to vote for. I'll give it a closer look tomorrow. I'm sure we can find something. )

**The bumper car zoomed forward. The llama gave an excited cheer. He was getting to the front of the Convoy. Living his dream and emulating his hero's, he threw banana peels behind him to see if the cars would peel out like on all the games**

Lex-Kat
2013-05-15, 02:56 AM
I'll be away from this for the rest of the week. Perhaps we can get more than two votes in that time. :smallwink:

ThePhantom
2013-05-15, 06:22 PM
Okay, what was with the killing last night? Seriously, I didn't sign up for having my life threatened by a madman when I took this job. Zjoot, get that bus of kids out of here. Over.

Deathslayer7
2013-05-16, 12:28 AM
Amidus Drexel myself. C'Nor wanted was gunning for Szilard and he was kind of backing him up.

Deathslayer7
2013-05-16, 09:13 PM
3/10 votes guys?

Come on!

Count Dingdong
2013-05-16, 09:42 PM
I'll agree w/ Amidus Drexel reasoning. Was wondering why mattered backing up C'nor then looked back and saw he was Fed. (still catching up) Still likely one out there b/c Venetian Mask was Recruit D3... :smalleek:

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-16, 10:07 PM
As an aside, what wolves haven't we gotten yet? There's the Bear in the Air, (possible other bears? Only two people have joined, right?), probably a Fed or two left, and there's Rusty Nail (...not exactly a wolf, but has a night kill and isn't town).


Amidus Drexel myself. C'Nor wanted was gunning for Szilard and he was kind of backing him up.

He had some solid reasoning that day; certainly better than some of the other people. I changed my mind when a more convincing argument was made against it, and didn't get to post again before the site went down...

There were a few times where I thought he was wrong, and voted for someone else. I think agreeing with someone (fairly) early in the game when they make a solid point is a good way to lynch the right people.

Also, I have horrible luck with my voting... I think there's only one time where my fully thought-out suspicions were right, and that was based off of Szilard's scry on Miraisinge. I'm voting for Hyozo because he hasn't posted in a while; kinda wolfy behavior, if you ask me. The less I think about it, the more likely I'm right.

The Bushranger
2013-05-16, 10:52 PM
Amidus Drexel sounds good to me, Slayer.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-17, 06:27 AM
Deathslayer 7 is Rusty Nail. How do I know? Someone has been slaying people to death. That someone is Rusty Nail.

otakuryoga
2013-05-17, 07:26 AM
testing testing Deathslayer7

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-17, 03:10 PM
Deathslayer 7 is Rusty Nail. How do I know? Someone has been slaying people to death. That someone is Rusty Nail.

...How do you know? :smallconfused: Our seer is dead... unless he told you before he died.

I'd rather like to stay alive, so I'll vote Deathslayer 7 for now, but I'd prefer some reasoning behind it...
Certainly better than voting for Hyozo based on him not posting, so I'll take it, and assume you have a reason.

Deathslayer7
2013-05-17, 03:25 PM
There isn't any reasoning behind it.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-17, 05:12 PM
testing testing Deathslayer7


...How do you know? :smallconfused: Our seer is dead... unless he told you before he died.

I'd rather like to stay alive, so I'll vote Deathslayer 7 for now, but I'd prefer some reasoning behind it...
Certainly better than voting for Hyozo based on him not posting, so I'll take it, and assume you have a reason.

Verify your source guys. Did you see my logic? Did you see the conversation we a few days ago about llama being fireball spell component crazy when it came to voting? Or were you looking to derail a bandwagon against a smelly bear? I can't blame Drexel for trying to save their truck, but if Drex turns out to be walking in Jellystone Park then maybe we should look at Otakuryoga.

Lex-Kat
2013-05-20, 03:14 AM
Day 7

With the death of Big Ben, it looked as if the convoy was going to break up. For nearly a whole week, truckers came and went as the remaining three leaders; Sodbuster, Astro Pete, and Toothy discussed what to do, where to head to next.

We should continue on to Maine, and spread Rubber Duck's ashes. said Toothy.

No! Sodbuster slammed his fist down. We need to take Big Ben back to Kansas, first. It's not that far away.

But is that...

I don't care what Big Ben would have wanted. Look, I respected Rubber Duck, but Big Ben was, well, like an older brother to me. He's the one who protected us, even after Rubber Duck passed on. We should do our do-diligence to him first.

I'll have to agree with Sodbuster on this, Toothy. Astro Pete finally threw in his two cents. Besides, the Duck's ashes. Big Ben wanted to be buried. The ashes can wait a little longer to be emptied.

The sound of a roaring engine could be heard coming closer and closer, then: CRASH!! A little sports car came flying through the diner's window, sending glass everywhere.

After recovering from the surprise aerial assault, the three convoy leaders looked out the now shattered window. The tow truck that'd been hauling the sports car ever since California, now looked strange without it's cargo, and currently without it's driver as well.

The driver, Yorick, was busy yelling at the trucker who'd accidentally rear-ended him, sending the car flying. Hyozo was out of his own pepper shaker shaped truck, yelling right back. And as the yelling got louder, a crowd soon began to gather, encircling the duo. Sodbuster, Astro Pete, and Toothy ran out of the diner. Not to break it up, but to watch right along with everyone else.

By the time they squeezed past everyone else, the fighting had already begun. Yorick had a bloody lip, and Hyozo's nose was bleeding, likely broken. The two men had stopped talking, and were circling each other, waiting for an opportunity.

Suddenly Hyozo took a sharp step to the left. Yorick followed the movement, sending a mighty right to connect to the other's face, but nothing was there. Hyozo, having successfully feinted, hoped back to his own right, lowered his left shoulder and threw his fist up into a shocking upperhook that lifted Yorick off his feet.

Yorick fell hard onto his back, and was too stunned to stop Hyozo from pouncing atop of him. He was barely able to get his fists up defensively and protect his head from the flurry of blows rained down upon him, mostly.

Finally the truckers had had enough, and they yanked the young man off Yorick before he killed him. He's a cop! Hyozo yelled out in explanation, pointing at his victim. I heard him talking to someone on his radio, telling them Big Ben was dead. That he'd try to break the convoy up.

Then there was a click, as someone pulled back the hammer of his pistol. The truckers had a moment that seemed to last forever, as they looked down at Yorick, who'd drawn his weapon. BANG! Everything slowed down. Those who survived into old age swear that they could see the bullet spinning as it inched it's way forward and struck down Hyozo.

Then the second was over, and the bear realized his mistake. But it was too late as the truckers pounced on him, beating him until... Well, no one's quite certain. And those who do know, they aren't telling. But Officer Yorick disappeared that day in Little Rock, Arkansas. And he was never seen again.

Yorick (Amidus Drexel) was disappeared. He was the Bear in the Air (Bear Devil)

Hyozo (Hyozo) was shot in the head. He was REPLACED by Mad Hatter.

Missed 1 Day

Missed 2 Days
Zjoot

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
23|Count Dingdong 2|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
24|The Mad Hatter|????|????||
22|Otakuryoga 2|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
25|Super Dark33 2|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 9
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga 1|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong 1|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33 1|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
10|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling|Day 5- Arrested for murder|Agent
11|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimensional extended cargo space|Night 5- Lost in Time|Narc (Fed Alpha)
12|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard|Day 6- Flew away from protesters|Fed in the Air (Fed Devil)
13|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- Stayed behind to bury her brothers|Big Ben (Mason Alpha)
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- smashed by a truck, into a phone pole|
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- blown away by a shotgun blast|
14|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)|Day 7- Disappeared|Bear in the Air (Bear Devil)
15|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer|AL Day 7- Shot in the Head|REPLACED by Mad Hatter
[/table]


Night 7 Begins
It will end in about 24 hours

Deathslayer7
2013-05-20, 01:28 PM
Well while my logic was flawed, it did net us a bear. :smallbiggrin:

HypoSoc
2013-05-20, 05:10 PM
We are doing awesome. We need Rusty nail soon.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-20, 08:13 PM
Alas, poor Yorick. :smallamused:

Lex-Kat
2013-05-21, 03:35 AM
Night 7

It'd been decided, the Convoy was heading back West to personally see to the delivery of Big Ben's body to his native land of Kansas. To save time, they took the Toll road at exit 286 up through Tulsa, Oklahoma to exit 3 onto US-77 heading North to the small town of Ceres.

The trio of friends was amazed just how many followed with them backwards. Of course, they were sure at least a few more Bears or Agents, and at least one had to be the murderer, Rusty Nail.

So a trap was set, to capture the trucker who'd killed Rubber Duck so long ago. He'd gotten away thus far, but they were determined the murder of the brothers would be the last time Rusty Nail killed anyone.

That night, while most of the other truckers slept, Sodbuster, Astro Pete, Toothy, and the unnamed Mechanic watched those they felt were either the most likely targets, or could very well be the notorious Rusty Nail himself.

They were all caught off guard as two black Avalanches pulled into the lot and pulled up to the mechanized horse and carriage. With loud thuds, they turned on their spotlights onto the doors of the carriage, then two men came out of the darkness and threw a couple flash-bangs inside.

As dark smoke billowed out of the strangely futuristic vehicle, so too it's driver, Lord Duke. With an energy they'd never seen on his face before, he charged at one of the Federal Agents. The agents raised his gun and BAM! she his target in the chest.

Lord Duke went flying back, knocking his head against one of his robotic horses, then fell to the ground in a heap. All the noise and lights were drawing a crowd, including those trying to protect their people. What's going on? Sodbuster asked.

The agent smiled at the dirty trucker, then to the rest of the crowd, obviously proud of what had been accomplished. One of you boys called our tip line. This here's Rusty Nail.

Lord Duke (Count Dingdong) has been arrested. He was shot with a bean-bag gun, not killed. He was Rusty Nail.

Missed 1 Day

Missed 2 Days
Zjoot

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
24|The Mad Hatter|????|????||
22|Otakuryoga 2|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
14|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
25|Super Dark33 2|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 9
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga 1|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong 1|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33 1|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
10|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling|Day 5- Arrested for murder|Agent
11|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimensional extended cargo space|Night 5- Lost in Time|Narc (Fed Alpha)
12|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard|Day 6- Flew away from protesters|Fed in the Air (Fed Devil)
13|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- Stayed behind to bury her brothers|Big Ben (Mason Alpha)
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- smashed by a truck, into a phone pole|
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- blown away by a shotgun blast|
14|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)|Day 7- Disappeared|Bear in the Air (Bear Devil)
15|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer|AL Day 7- Shot in the Head|REPLACED by Mad Hatter
16|Count Dingdong 2|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 7- Arrested|Rusty Nail
[/table]


Day 8 Begins
It will end in about 48 hours

Count Dingdong
2013-05-21, 11:34 AM
We are doing awesome. We need Rusty nail soon.
Ask and ye shall receive? :smalltongue:

Go town! My pranks are done, for sure! :smallamused:

Deathslayer7
2013-05-21, 01:29 PM
otakuryoga then

otakuryoga
2013-05-21, 02:13 PM
Deathslayer 7 is Rusty Nail. How do I know? Someone has been slaying people to death. That someone is Rusty Nail.


Verify your source guys. Did you see my logic? Did you see the conversation we a few days ago about llama being fireball spell component crazy when it came to voting? Or were you looking to derail a bandwagon against a smelly bear? I can't blame Drexel for trying to save their truck, but if Drex turns out to be walking in Jellystone Park then maybe we should look at Otakuryoga.

more like we should look at YOU Atreyu the Masked LLama you make a VERY definitive claim and then say haha i am crazy and the only person that can make a crazy point
when its just as likely you are a bear trying to bus himself when it was apparant your friend was going down

i admit i have not been paying much attention to this after you guys ran me off the road 1st day...nor since i came back..but i am no more a bear now than when you ran me off the road earlier

HypoSoc
2013-05-21, 02:17 PM
The Mad Hatter cause we don't know his handle or his cargo.

Deathslayer7
2013-05-21, 04:35 PM
more like we should look at YOU Atreyu the Masked LLama you make a VERY definitive claim and then say haha i am crazy and the only person that can make a crazy point
when its just as likely you are a bear trying to bus himself when it was apparant your friend was going down

i admit i have not been paying much attention to this after you guys ran me off the road 1st day...nor since i came back..but i am no more a bear now than when you ran me off the road earlier

This might have held but Llama defended his action and choices before the end of day 7. I also doubt he would have known Rusty Nail would have been killed last night as well though it is possible.

Llama did make a claim though, but he had no logic to back it up.

Might yet switch my vote.

otakuryoga
2013-05-21, 06:00 PM
This might have held but Llama defended his action and choices before the end of day 7. I also doubt he would have known Rusty Nail would have been killed last night as well though it is possible.

Llama did make a claim though, but he had no logic to back it up.

Might yet switch my vote.

yes..his defense was "i can make crazy points, but no one else can"

he made a definitive claim..and i had reason to want rusty nail dead so i went for the test

otakuryoga
2013-05-21, 06:03 PM
edit: i should say his claim was "i can start a bandwagon but if it saves or tried to save a bear i am not suspicious..only others who join my vote"

Deathslayer7
2013-05-21, 06:13 PM
I think what it comes down to was his claim.

X is this because of [insert silly reason here]

Do we assume it is an actual claim and go with it?
Or do we assume he is just being silly?

The Bushranger
2013-05-21, 06:17 PM
Clearly otakuryoga needs to know the details of the WW Thing known as Llama Logic. :smallbiggrin:

ThePhantom
2013-05-21, 06:30 PM
Hmm, Mad Hatter for not coming with up a truck to drive.

HypoSoc
2013-05-21, 08:29 PM
The inanity of a statement has NO bearing on its validity. It is merely more amusing and less prone to sudden walks through the park at night.

otakuryoga
2013-05-21, 08:53 PM
for all i know he had a one use scry (call it a police scanner)
and thus found the nail

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-21, 10:07 PM
I was being goofy, in my first post, but I was also putting down a hypothesis in my second post. Could I be wrong? SURE. I'm most likely wrong. The logic of my hypothesis is flimsy. Could I be right? Maybe. Could I be right, even though my assumption of the intent behind otakuryoga's post is way off? Its possible.

Its a crap shoot. Any lynching that doesn't have a seer seal of approval IS a crap shoot, but I'm hoping to come up with boxcars on otakuryoga

Deathslayer7
2013-05-21, 11:37 PM
Deathslayer 7 is Rusty Nail. How do I know? Someone has been slaying people to death. That someone is Rusty Nail.

That's not a hypothesis.... unless you are referring to something else.

otakuryoga
2013-05-21, 11:55 PM
whatever..i outlasted Rusty Nail which was my goal
when i am run off the road again you guys know to lynch the llama for trying to start a wagon to save his bear friend and then claiming to be 100% innocent of that wagon while killing off an actual innocent for joining him

otakuryoga
2013-05-21, 11:58 PM
Clearly otakuryoga needs to know the details of the WW Thing known as Llama Logic. :smallbiggrin:

clearly you need to go see some other games i have been in
llama is not the only person to ever make a crazy vote
and i have a propensity for voting on off-wagons as well

Deathslayer7
2013-05-22, 01:06 AM
Well I am willing to give otakuryoga the benefit of the doubt.

He is claiming to be a prankster. This is the moment for the real prankster (if he is lieing) to oust him since they no longer have to fear Rusty Nail.

Otherwise, I hate to say this but I say we look at those who joined the convey later on.

We caught 3 bears and 3 feds.

Game started with 20 people.

3 Bears
3 Feds
1 Rusty Nail

3 Masons
2 Seer/Fool
1 Baner
1 Mechanic
6 Villagers

That should be about even with 1/3 almost being evil. That said, if someone wants to look whether we lynched any of the new comers and they turned out to be a wolf, then we are still missing a bear that started.

Otherwise I say we focus on the people who joined late. They have the option of picking teams.

edit: I need to think on this. Need sleep now.

Deathslayer7
2013-05-22, 12:54 PM
Ok I don't think otakuryoga is wolf.

I don't think Zjoot is a Fed (though it is possible he is a bear).

I cannot place TheMadHatter at all as he hasn't even voted. It might be worth it just to lynch him because he is such a wild card.

My most two suspicous people I see right now are Atreyu and ThePhantom.

Atreyu has yet to point at any wolf and is constantly randomly pointing. Beyond that, he seems inconsistent.

ThePhantom is the same as Atreyu.

I'm willing to bet one of them is a fed.

For now I think I will go with The Mad Hatter to save Otakuryoga

Deathslayer7
2013-05-22, 12:57 PM
Then we change it to Atreyu.

edit: if my calculations are correct, it should have been ota2 to hatter 3 and now it is tied between ota hatter and atreyu at 2.

edit: if Zjoot points, I would probably prefer Atreyu but use your own judgement.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-22, 04:51 PM
Then I'LL point at Hatter.

(Of course, I've been pointing randomly at people. That's how I've played for the past 4 years. If I changed now, I'd be suspicious, so the only way to avoid being suspicious is if I act suspiciously. )

*The llama pressed down harder on the gas pedal of his purple bumper car. The truckers were gaining on him! They looked angry. They thought he wasn't a trucker because his "truck" wasn't a semi. They thought he was a spy because his vehicle technically shouldn't be able to be on the road at all. Well, if they wanted a fight, he was going to give them one. He reached into his load of NERF Guns and pulled out one he called "Vera."*

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpgQApS-dJMNiBbPpt1LRhc6QE5x4LdMfkEwDzNn5aObWRcWqDIw

*The llama took aim and unleashed Orange Spongey Hell on the truckers trying to get him.*

(If I go down, I can't imagine a better last stand than a hailfire of NERF bullets)

Lex-Kat
2013-05-23, 04:13 AM
Day 8

As they convoy was heading North, what used to be a white truck, now splattered with multiple colors of paintball shots, drives up to the convoy. He shifts into high gear, and quickly drives past, heading to parts unknown.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Elsewhere, Philly Cheese Steak hadn't stayed with the convoy since the last time they were in Kansas. Unlike Big Ben, he had no particular dislike of Missouri, and he had to get these annoying brats impressionable children back home... and soon. :smalleek:

He'd already driven through Missouri, and partway through Illinois when he heard over the radio that Big Ben had died. And though he felt bad about the passing, he wasn't about to turn back now. He had two more states to drive through. Why, oh why, hadn't they paid the extra for plane tickets?

????? (The Mad Hatter) came and went without a sound. :smallannoyed: He was a Trucker.

Philly Cheese Steak (Zjoot) kept on bussin' on home to Pennsylvania. He was Toothy (Mason).

Missed 1 Day

Missed 2 Days

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga 2|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
|Auto-Lynch|Replacements|& Late Game|Entrants.||Will join at least by?
25|Super Dark33 2|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||Day 9
||||||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga 1|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong 1|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33 1|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
10|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling|Day 5- Arrested for murder|Agent
11|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimensional extended cargo space|Night 5- Lost in Time|Narc (Fed Alpha)
12|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard|Day 6- Flew away from protesters|Fed in the Air (Fed Devil)
13|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- Stayed behind to bury her brothers|Big Ben (Mason Alpha)
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- smashed by a truck, into a phone pole|
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- blown away by a shotgun blast|
14|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)|Day 7- Disappeared|Bear in the Air (Bear Devil)
15|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer|AL Day 7- Shot in the Head|REPLACED by Mad Hatter
16|Count Dingdong 2|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 7- Arrested|Rusty Nail
17|The Mad Hatter|????|????|Day 8- came and went without a sound|Trucker
18|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus|AL Day 8- Kept on driving, home|Toothy (Mason)
[/table]


Night 8 Begins
It will end in about 24 hours

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-24, 07:30 PM
I...I lived........I didn't expect that. Hmmmmmm... but..I had such a great set-up to Doom!!

The Bushranger
2013-05-24, 07:52 PM
Hmmm. Otakuryoga, you seem to point away from bandwagons that get us Smokeys. Hmmmmm...

OOps! :smallredface:

Lex-Kat
2013-05-24, 08:19 PM
Pssst. It's still night. I forgot to update last night. :smalleek:

Lex-Kat
2013-05-25, 03:50 AM
Night 8

The convoy stopped at a Red Roof Inn just outside of Topeka, where Big Ben was born and raised.

In the middle of the night, a loud noise like a thunderclap woke everyone up, followed by the sound of a fist fight between multiple men.

When everyone escaped their rooms and found where the fight was happening, all they saw was the retreating shadows of three men, and Sodbuster standing alone in a broken doorway. He had a busted lip, and a bruise was forming on the right side of his face. But his adrenaline was still pumping, so he felt no pain, for a while.

An arrest was attempted. Sodbuster foiled it.

Missed 1 Day

Missed 2 Days

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga 2|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
02|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint||
25|Super Dark33 2|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga 1|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong 1|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33 1|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
10|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling|Day 5- Arrested for murder|Agent
11|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimensional extended cargo space|Night 5- Lost in Time|Narc (Fed Alpha)
12|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard|Day 6- Flew away from protesters|Fed in the Air (Fed Devil)
13|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- Stayed behind to bury her brothers|Big Ben (Mason Alpha)
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- smashed by a truck, into a phone pole|
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- blown away by a shotgun blast|
14|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)|Day 7- Disappeared|Bear in the Air (Bear Devil)
15|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer|AL Day 7- Shot in the Head|REPLACED by Mad Hatter
16|Count Dingdong 2|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 7- Arrested|Rusty Nail
17|The Mad Hatter|????|????|Day 8- came and went without a sound|Trucker
18|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus|AL Day 8- Kept on driving, home|Toothy (Mason)
[/table]


Day 9 Begins
It will end in about 72 hours

Deathslayer7
2013-05-25, 12:58 PM
I say ThePhantom or Atreyu.

ThePhantom it is

The Bushranger
2013-05-25, 01:38 PM
ThePhantom sounds good to me...

ThePhantom
2013-05-25, 01:54 PM
Sorry Atreyu, but the logic set up makes it either you or me, and I'm not a wolf. I hate it when you have to lynch a guy who roleplaying, but sometimes it just has to happen.:smallfrown:

HypoSoc
2013-05-25, 01:54 PM
The phantom

super dark33
2013-05-25, 03:34 PM
The phantom.
I'm caught up and this seems like the right decision.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-26, 01:47 PM
Sorry Atreyu, but the logic set up makes it either you or me, and I'm not a wolf. I hate it when you have to lynch a guy who roleplaying, but sometimes it just has to happen.:smallfrown:

(no worries. I don't blame you. I'm gonna vote at Bushranger if it makes you feel any better. No, not any reason, other than if I jump on the bandwagon I'll look suspicious. )

*The llama waved his giant foam finger in the air. It looked homemade, but had "SodBuster #1!" on written on it in White-out.*

HypoSoc
2013-05-26, 11:04 PM
And we have a role claim!
Anyone feel like disputing it?

Deathslayer7
2013-05-26, 11:16 PM
Which claim are you referring to? :smallconfused:

HypoSoc
2013-05-26, 11:45 PM
Which claim are you referring to? :smallconfused:



*The llama waved his giant foam finger in the air. It looked homemade, but had "SodBuster #1!" on written on it in White-out.*

Looks like a claim to me

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-27, 01:17 AM
NO!

I am not, nor do I want to know, who Sodbuster is. This is just my way of showing appreciation to him for a job well done last night.

Lex-Kat
2013-05-29, 12:52 AM
Day 9

It was a long couple days, as truckers from all over came to pay their respects to Big Ben, but finally the Convoy was on the road again. This time heading through Missouri to make up time.

As they neared the gateway to the West (or the East actually, since that's the way they're heading.), the bumper car, wannabe truck driver, was zooming in and out of traffic, waving his flag for Sodbuster.

Sodbuster did his best to ignore this fanfare, as it made him blush such a pretty shade of rosey red. But then the flag-waving bumper car slipped suddenly in front of him, and Sodbuster slammed on the brakes, forcing everyone to slam on their brakes suddenly as well.

It took a while, as many air brakes screamed in terror, but amazingly there wasn't any sound of trucks colliding until... CRASHPROING!! the awful sound of truck crushing trailer, and then expensive pianos being destroyed.

Sodbuster just let his head hit the dashboard. "Please let no one be hurt." he begged whatever entity he was begging. Then he solemnly got out of the cab and went to check on the damage.

When he arrived five trucks back, he was surprised by what he found. A very perturbed Phantom Ed was handcuffing Two-Bit Charlie. Upon seeing Sodbuster approaching, Phantom Ed pulls out his hand gun and points it at him. "Tell them to stand back, Sodbuster. Charlie here needs to pay for what he's done."

"And just what did he do, Ed?"

Phantom Ed looked just about to break into tears. "He... He killed my baby!" The driver turncoat cried, emotionally distraught. Astro Pete, standing near the back of the black-lacquered truck lifted up pieces of what likely was a beautiful piano.

Sodbuster shook his head sadly. "Let him go fellas. Ed's just a little high-strung at the moment." And with that, the convoy moved along, leaving Phantom Ed to arrest poor Two-Bit Charlie.

Phantom Ed (ThePhantom) arrested Two-Bit Charlie for murdering his baby grand. He was an Agent.

Missed 1 Day
Otakuryoga

Missed 2 Days

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga 2|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
25|Super Dark33 2|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga 1|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong 1|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33 1|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
10|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling|Day 5- Arrested for murder|Agent
11|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimensional extended cargo space|Night 5- Lost in Time|Narc (Fed Alpha)
12|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard|Day 6- Flew away from protesters|Fed in the Air (Fed Devil)
13|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- Stayed behind to bury her brothers|Big Ben (Mason Alpha)
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- smashed by a truck, into a phone pole|
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- blown away by a shotgun blast|
14|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)|Day 7- Disappeared|Bear in the Air (Bear Devil)
15|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer|AL Day 7- Shot in the Head|REPLACED by Mad Hatter
16|Count Dingdong 2|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 7- Arrested|Rusty Nail
17|The Mad Hatter|????|????|Day 8- came and went without a sound|Trucker
18|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus|AL Day 8- Kept on driving, home|Toothy (Mason)
19|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint|Day 9- |Agent
[/table]


Night 9 Begins
It will end in about 24 hours

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-29, 09:03 PM
Eeeeep. Sorry to cause a crash, everybody. I thought I saw a squirrel.

(Fun narration, Lex.)

Lex-Kat
2013-05-30, 03:07 AM
Night 9

The night is still. Too still. Sodbuster can't sleep. And a good thing too. He notices someone shifty looking trying to break into one of the trucks.

He tries to sneak up on the culprit, but steps into a pothole and starts swearing up a storm, alerting the perpetrator. Aware that someone was approaching, the perp runs, keeping his identity safe.

Another arrest was attempted. Another attempt failed. Sodbuster has a save streak going.

Missed 1 Day
Otakuryoga

Missed 2 Days

Player list

{table="head"]#|Player|Handle|Cargo|Truck|eliminated|Role
03|Atreyu the Masked Llama|The Llama|Small Wagon full of Nerf Guns|Purple Bumper Car||
20|the Bushranger|Ned Kelly|Fireworks|Caspian Sea Monster?? :smalleek:||
12|Deathslayer7|Slayer's Swedish Sweepers|Mops|Standard, but made from reinforced bamboo||
01|HypoSoc|McTrucky Notabear Truckson|Hopes and dreams of cute orphans|Standard, painted like an airplane||
22|Otakuryoga 2|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine||
25|Super Dark33 2|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue||
|Arrested,| Dead, or |Left Behind.|||
01|Otakuryoga 1|Bubblehead|Gov. Surplus Parts|Standard, painted as a submarine|Day 1- Left Behind|Trucker
02|Count Dingdong 1|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 1- Arrested|Prankster 2
03|Super Dark33 1|Sbahjer|Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff JPEG artifacts|Standard, heavily JPEG'd in green, pink, and blue|Day 2- Stalled|Trucker
04|Penguinator|Ol' Poppa|Penguins going to... the Movies :smallconfused:|Standard, with large cooled aquarium on the trailer|Night 2- Seduced away|Two Gate Toss (Mason)
05|MiraiSigne|Sugar Lips|Yarn|Standard, painting of naked barbarian woman riding sabertooth tiger, knitting a sweater , with dinosaurs fighting in the background|Day 3- Hospitalized|A Bear
06|Robert Blackletter|Gothic Bob|Specialist leather goods for Mistress Winter's Emporium|Standard|AL Day 3- Hospitalized|REPLACED by Otakuryoga
07|Internet Flea|Road Pork|Goose & Beans|Standard|Night 3- Blown Up|Hippie Micro Bus (Fool)
08|GnomeGninjas|Gnomita Justice|Police Sirens|Standard, White and Gold|Day 4- Locked into her own trailer|Smokey (Bear Alpha)
09|Szilard|Roger Rogering|Half-a-load of chocolate covered toothbrushes|Standard, though halved.|Night 4- Murdered in a Theatre|Momma Bear (Seer)
10|Daniel Raen|Dan|Buyan Market Fruits and Vegetables|White, with a banana and apple shaking hands and smiling|Day 5- Arrested for murder|Agent
11|C'Nor|Data Angel|Robots, Power Armor, and Electrical Data|Customized hovercraft with interdimensional extended cargo space|Night 5- Lost in Time|Narc (Fed Alpha)
12|Venetian Mask|Cap'n|Polar Bears heading for Antarctica|Standard|Day 6- Flew away from protesters|Fed in the Air (Fed Devil)
13|UsOurselves&We|White Track (Elli)|Straw|Blue three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- Stayed behind to bury her brothers|Big Ben (Mason Alpha)
||White Track (Chart)|Lumber|Black three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- smashed by a truck, into a phone pole|
||White Track (Theta)|Brick|Gray three-wheeled truckercycle|Night 6- blown away by a shotgun blast|
14|Amidus Drexel|Yorick :smallamused:|Sports Car, minus the annoying kid|Tow Truck with racing stripes, and a long scratch on the right side (from an annoying kid in a sports car)|Day 7- Disappeared|Bear in the Air (Bear Devil)
15|Hyozo|Hyozo|Pepper packets for Punxsutawney|Standard, with pepper shaker shaped trailer|AL Day 7- Shot in the Head|REPLACED by Mad Hatter
16|Count Dingdong 2|Lord Duke|Doorbells, stowed in the Robot Horses and Carriage|Robot Horse drawn Carriage|Night 7- Arrested|Rusty Nail
17|The Mad Hatter|????|????|????|Day 8- came and went without a sound|Trucker
18|Zjoot|Philly Cheese Steak|School Children|Yellow School Bus|AL Day 8- Kept on driving, home|Toothy (Mason)
19|ThePhantom|Phantom Ed|Concert Pianos|Standard, black lacquer-like paint|Day 9- |Agent
[/table]


Day 10 Begins
It will end in about 48 hours

Deathslayer7
2013-05-30, 10:32 AM
Anyone else want to share their thoughts?

edit: to clarify, I mean share their thoughts on who to point for and why.

Lex-Kat
2013-05-30, 12:59 PM
I'd like to, but as the narrator, I don't think it's a good idea. :smalltongue:

super dark33
2013-05-30, 01:21 PM
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130213005641/fallout/images/d/dd/Oh-you-93067263235.jpeg

otakuryoga
2013-05-30, 01:57 PM
actually i cant imagine a single townie thinking that would be a bad idea Lex

Deathslayer7
2013-05-30, 03:13 PM
I'm a sad panda. Three people posted but only one of them decided to share their thoughts on the matter.

Makes me very sad. :smallfrown:

HypoSoc
2013-05-30, 04:03 PM
My thoughts:
I think there is 1 wolf, a baner, 2 masons and two townies (I am including pranksters and mechanic as townies). That is assuming that all four mason names were divied, and each wolf side had four members.

So, if everyone chose randomly, the wolf would have 100% chance of getting a town aligned (60% chance of a power role), townies and baner have a 20% chance of being correct, and the masons have a 25% chance of guessing correctly.

Here is what I propose: If baner role reveals, then the masons could contact him, and let him know their identities (both doing so separately and mentioning the other, so the baner knows that it is an actual mason). Since the baner would know the roles of 3/6 people his random choice of the people he doesn't know would have 33% chance of catching the wolf. If someone disputes the baner claim, then one of the two is the bear, making it a 50% shot to win.

This plan hinges on three things: There being exactly one wolf left, there being at least two living masons who cooperate, and baner being able to self-bane, so that he can survive if the wrong choice is made (which is likely considering it is only a 1 in 3 chance).

If I am correct in this, lynching the target the baner chooses means townies will win.

Massive Edit: Just realized 3 out of 4 masons bit the dust. Damn, my plan is ruined.

New plan, sort of like above, but slightly different. This assumes there is only one mason left, and one wolf. Baner reveals himself and the mason contacts the baner. If more than one person claims to be the remaining mason (Astro Pete I think), then the baner knows that one of them is lying and is the last wolf. If there is no conflict, then they are connected and the baner has better odds of choosing the right person. People still need to vote with the baner for this to work, but I think we are still in a good position.

Deathslayer7
2013-05-30, 05:03 PM
I do not think we started off with 4 masons. only 3. I could be wrong though.

edit: Well if Astro Pete would like to contact me, I assure you it is safe to do so.