The Catgirl-Killers Society

[TuggyNE]

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee26/ustaaz/CKSBanner-1.png
Motto: "Meo-urk!"

For all those to whom not only verisimilitude is desirable, but even some measure of realism, and a great deal of consistency…

For all those also who find catgirls inherently offensive in some way, or merely unnecessary and ill-fitting…

For all those finally who just like catchy names and a bit of casual indirect slaughter on the side…

Join the Catgirl-Killers Society! Bring down the vile anthromorphic feline pretenders! For great justice!




1Anyone who wishes to join should put a link in their signature, like this: CKS
Or like this: Catgirl-Killers Society
Or this, for a banner: http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee26/ustaaz/CKSBanner-1.png

Current list of members and supporters:With sig link: Logic
Bastian Weaver
Silverbit
GoblinArchmage
Forrestfire
Dunkuro

Without: scurv
araveugnitsuga
Chilingsworth
Skavensrule
Emperor Ing
Slayn82
Astral Avenger
Gligerman2
Ravens_cry
ShadowFireLance
Tvtyrant

Honorable mention: Killer Angel
Pokonic

And, of course, any suggestions on spreading the word would also be welcomed. :smallwink:

Awesome banner by Forrestfire! :smallcool:

[scurv]

I second this!

[Asta Kask]

You should definitely have them spayed or neutered, but many people love their catgirls and I think is a very harsh stance.

[TuggyNE]

I second this!

Awesome! Want to stick a link in your sig? :smallcool:


You should definitely have them spayed or neutered, but many people love their catgirls and I think is a very harsh stance.

Wait, what? Since when have there been male *brain asplodes*

[Bhu]

small cat sits in the corner quietly tapping his foot :annoyed:

[Mutant Sheep]

small cat sits in the corner quietly tapping his foot :annoyed:

Dn't worry Bhu. This only affects you if you've been dating some freak hybrid. :smalltongue:

[Lord Raziere]

*starts marching in front of the society waving a "SAVE THE CATGIRLS!" picket sign while wearing a "Catgirl Preservation Society" badge*

[Sholos]

*joins Lord Raziere*

[AsteriskAmp]

*Shortsword on hand, rapier on off; a crossbow on back and an overcoat.

I shall join the crusade!

[Killer Angel]

For all those to whom not only verisimilitude is desirable, but even some measure of realism, and a great deal of consistency…


How do you deal the hunting of a conceptual thing as catgirls, with realism? :smalltongue:
(note that this question alone, should hurt a catgirl)

[TuggyNE]

*Shortsword on hand, rapier on off; a crossbow on back and an overcoat.

I shall join the crusade!

Welcome, my brother! Most glad to have you! :smallsmile:


How do you deal the hunting of a conceptual thing as catgirls, with realism? :smalltongue:

Ferociously, of course! :smalltongue: Also, welcome to the Society, your commemorative "first blood" T-shirt is in the mail!

[Chilingsworth]

Hmm, this looks promising.

Unfortunately, I don't have any room in my sig to add a link. :smallfrown:

[TuggyNE]

Hmm, this looks promising.

Unfortunately, I don't have any room in my sig to add a link. :smallfrown:

I totally understand that. I had to trim quite vigorously to get mine in. It can be done, though, I think; if you adjust your spoiler tags and use the smallest form, it should squeeze in OK.

[Asta Kask]

Wait, what? Since when have there been male *brain asplodes*

Trans catgirls.

[Elemental]

People! I know they can be annoying, but isn't killing them a bit harsh? Is it really their fault they're catgirls?

[TuggyNE]

People! I know they can be annoying, but isn't killing them a bit harsh? Is it really their fault they're catgirls?

They must die, for the good of all.

But take heart, the Society will give them a nice funeral. Probably cremation.

[factotum]

But take heart, the Society will give them a nice funeral. Probably cremation.

I don't think a flamethrower counts for that, though... :smallbiggrin:

[Lentrax]

I'm with Lord Raziere on this one.

Slogans on picket signs I made for everyone:

Save the Catgirls!

Furries are my Friends.

Furry Fury Forever!

[Elemental]

Can I have a sign that says: "I don't really care, just don't hurt them because that's mean"?

[Sholos]

I just don't want anything bad to happen to Nariya, Eriya, or Merle.

[Morbis Meh]

*Goes to the center of the battlefield and begins playing the bagpipes in preparation for the eventual bloody but epic battle*

[Skavensrule]

I don't mind the ones in Anime too much but as long as the first ones to go are the guys who dress up as a catgirl and go to a con I support this cause. Seeing a guy dressed up as Sailor Moon is bad enough, but a catgirl with natural fur? (serious brain bleach needed)

[Lord Raziere]

They must die, for the good of all.

But take heart, the Society will give them a nice funeral. Probably cremation.

Very well then

I cast upon ye all,
a dark curse to last forevermore
or until you all dead fall
May the ghost of all cat girls
of all you have killed
all that you kill
and all that you will kill
haunt ye forevermore
to defy physics and consistency
within your presence in ways you abhor
to torment ye all
with images that will torture you
to your core.
this, the curse I cast upon ye all
The Catgirl-Killers Society….
Forevermore!

[North_Ranger]

Eh, live and let live has always been my motto. I'm not bothered by catgirls, so I'll give this organisation a pass.

[Castaras]

*quietly sidles into thread*

*adds fake moustache to aid in infiltration*

[TuggyNE]

I don't think a flamethrower counts for that, though... :smallbiggrin:

Hehe.


*Goes to the center of the battlefield and begins playing the bagpipes in preparation for the eventual bloody but epic battle*

To be clear, most of the Society's deadly work will be done quietly, in threads talking about the physics of decanters of endless water, the rate of actual population growth, the economics of RPGs, the energy released by a dragon diving at full speed, and so on. (The decanter's width of outflow is far too large for its printed rate of flow. Take that! :smalltongue:)

Whether there will actually be some sort of showdown I don't yet know.


I don't mind the ones in Anime too much but as long as the first ones to go are the guys who dress up as a catgirl and go to a con I support this cause. Seeing a guy dressed up as Sailor Moon is bad enough, but a catgirl with natural fur? (serious brain bleach needed)

Yeahhhh. Those are definitely high on The List.


Very well then

I cast upon ye all,
a dark curse to last forevermore
or until you all dead fall
May the ghost of all cat girls
of all you have killed
all that you kill
and all that you will kill
haunt ye forevermore
to defy physics and consistency
within your presence in ways you abhor
to torment ye all
with images that will torture you
to your core.
this, the curse I cast upon ye all
The Catgirl-Killers Society….
Forevermore!

Impressive?

I suppose the only real question is whether Society members are bothered by seeing ghosts, or even can see them. :smalltongue:


*quietly sidles into thread*

*adds fake moustache to aid in infiltration*

O_O

What?

[Logic]

I *suppose* I should report in.

Logic, reporting for duty!

[TuggyNE]

I *suppose* I should report in.

Logic, reporting for duty!

Heh. Good to have you!

Your sig looks a bit full already, I see. But if you can manage to scrounge a bit more space, that'd be awesome. :smallcool:

[Logic]

Heh. Good to have you!

Your sig looks a bit full already, I see. But if you can manage to scrounge a bit more space, that'd be awesome. :smallcool:
I have signatures disabled, so I forgot how full my own was.

[HairyGuy4]

http://www.warehouse23.com/img/full/SP3001.jpg

[Bhu]

Small cat sits quietly in the corner loading his cat-portable bazooka...:xykon:

[TuggyNE]

I have signatures disabled, so I forgot how full my own was.

Heh. I use a Greasemonkey script to keep them collapsed most of the time, but not invisible.


http://www.warehouse23.com/img/full/SP3001.jpg

LOL. Basically, except more so.


Small cat sits quietly in the corner loading his cat-portable bazooka...:xykon:

:smalleek: That escalated quickly. :smalltongue:

[Emperor Ing]

Scorch the Earth! Leave nothing to suggest there ever having existed! They think they know fear? Until they refuse to speak of us lest they invoke the force that has already wiped them off the face of existence, we have done nothing! :smallfurious:

[Killer Angel]

Small cat sits quietly in the corner loading his cat-portable bazooka...:xykon:

Cats are not made for war (http://www.blastwave-comic.com/).

[Logic]

Cats are not made for war (http://www.blastwave-comic.com/).
Not exactly, but they could be... (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill)

[Castaras]

O_O

What?

Shhhh, I'm being all infiltratey and such.

... Oh. Whoops.

*flee!*

[The Succubus]

Small cat sits quietly in the corner loading his cat-portable bazooka...:xykon:

Have you ever had a small angry kitten fired directly at your face from a bazooka? It's a terrible way to die. :smalleek:

Don't annoy the kitteh.

[Elemental]

Have you ever had a small angry kitten fired directly at your face from a bazooka? It's a terrible way to die. :smalleek:

Don't annoy the kitteh.

And likely very confusing from the medical examiner's point of view.

[Eldan]

Your society is misled. Killing catgirls isn't the goal. It's a side effect.

The goal is glorious PSEUDOSCIENCE!

[Elemental]

Now that's a cause I can get behind.

[Gravitron5000]

Small cat sits quietly in the corner loading his cat-portable bazooka...:xykon:

Tell me Mr. Bhu, what use is a cat-portable bazooka if you have no thumbs.

[AsteriskAmp]

Your society is misled. Killing catgirls isn't the goal. It's a side effect.

The goal is glorious PSEUDOSCIENCE!Psychology and Sociology?

[factotum]

Tell me Mr. Bhu, what use is a cat-portable bazooka if you have no thumbs.

He could pull the trigger with his claw! :smallbiggrin:

[Bhu]

Tell me Mr. Bhu, what use is a cat-portable bazooka if you have no thumbs.

google the term polydactyl

besides how fo you know I'm not firing it via mind powers

[Gravitron5000]

google the term polydactyl

besides how do you know I'm not firing it via mind powers

I was hoping you would be, as I was totally setting you up to go all matrixy.

[Eldan]

Psychology and Sociology?

Morphic Resonance and Aristotelian Physics.

[TuggyNE]

Scorch the Earth! Leave nothing to suggest there ever having existed! They think they know fear? Until they refuse to speak of us lest they invoke the force that has already wiped them off the face of existence, we have done nothing! :smallfurious:

On an unrelated note, could I persuade you to make us a nice banner? :smallsmile:


Your society is misled. Killing catgirls isn't the goal. It's a side effect.

The goal is glorious PSEUDOSCIENCE!

Well. It can be both. :smallwink:

(Seriously, I'm about equally in favor of both, as hopefully the OP indicated. The name just seemed catchier this way.)


Now that's a cause I can get behind.

:smallsmile:

[Emperor Ing]

On an unrelated note, could I persuade you to make us a nice banner? :smallsmile:

What's in it for me? :smalltongue:

[Lorsa]

So uhm... does catgirls have 9 lives or something in-between such as 5? Maybe something you should keep in mind and perhaps something to figure out using...

PSEUDOSCIENCE!

[Emperor Ing]

So uhm... does catgirls have 9 lives or something in-between such as 5? Maybe something you should keep in mind and perhaps something to figure out using...

PSEUDOSCIENCE!

You make it sound as though exploding the same catgirl nine times is a problem :smallwink:

[Slayn82]

Well, i guess i have to report for duty, as i've already killed more than a fair amount of them on this board. Yes, way more than the 82.

[The Second]

If your society was against only the vapid, under-dressed, over-sexed, stereotypical catgirls, I might have joined.

But as you society seems to be against all catgirls, whether they be good or bad, I must object and join the picketers.

My slogan: Nekomusume are people too!

[Astral Avenger]

I was killing catgirls before it was cool... I don't owe two years of dues (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=14286994#post14286994) do I?

[TuggyNE]

What's in it for me? :smalltongue:

The gratitude of the Society, and perhaps several cookies? :smallwink:


So uhm... does catgirls have 9 lives or something in-between such as 5? Maybe something you should keep in mind and perhaps something to figure out using...

PSEUDOSCIENCE!

5 sounds plausible. 18 also does, though.


Well, i guess i have to report for duty, as i've already killed more than a fair amount of them on this board. Yes, way more than the 82.

Heh. Good to have you!


If your society was against only the vapid, under-dressed, over-sexed, stereotypical catgirls, I might have joined.

But as you society seems to be against all catgirls, whether they be good or bad, I must object and join the picketers.

My slogan: Nekomusume are people too!

Well, I don't really know of any counterexamples! So perhaps if you explained the distinction, our mission might be reworded.


I was killing catgirls before it was cool... I don't owe two years of dues (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=14286994#post14286994) do I?

What is this "dues" of which you speak?

[Astral Avenger]

They must die, for the good of all.

But take heart, the Society will give them a nice funeral. Probably cremation.
I don't think a flamethrower counts for that, though... :smallbiggrin:

Hehe.





What is this "dues" of which you speak?
Well, gas is up to something like $3.80/gallon, I figured we had to pay for their "funerals" somehow, but I like not having dues...

[Emperor Ing]

The gratitude of the Society, and perhaps several cookies? :smallwink:

Sold! :smallbiggrin:



Well, I don't really know of any counterexamples! So perhaps if you explained the distinction, our mission might be reworded.
:smallconfused: there's a distinction? The only distinction I know of is "open fire" and "I need to reload."

[Lord Raziere]

Impressive?

I suppose the only real question is whether Society members are bothered by seeing ghosts, or even can see them. :smalltongue:


Two cat girl ghosts appear just for that.

They begin defying all physics and logic in front of you. For no reason.
like making gravity fire from nothing….that acts like a LIQUID.

[Emperor Ing]

Two cat girl ghosts appear just for that.

They begin defying all physics and logic in front of you. For no reason.
like making gravity fire from nothing….that acts like a LIQUID.

Keep in mind incorporeality means they're only immune to energy attacks 50% of the time. In other words I get to kill them a 10th time! :smallbiggrin:

[Lord Raziere]

That only makes two more pop up as soon as you say that. They also defy all physics and logic, and they do it with bigger effects since there are more cat girl ghosts around.

[Chilingsworth]

Your society is misled. Killing catgirls isn't the goal. It's a side effect.

The goal is glorious PSEUDOSCIENCE!

I think I agree with Eldan on that.

[TuggyNE]

Sold! :smallbiggrin:

Awesome! I was thinking some sort of diagrammed decanter jetpack/commoner railgun/whatever on one side, and ridiculous dying catgirls on the other. (With, of course, no obvious cause of death.)

[Emperor Ing]

Ah, the commoner railgun. The most efficient means of delivering catgirls to brick walls at mach speeds :smallbiggrin:

[TuggyNE]

Ah, the commoner railgun. The most efficient means of delivering catgirls to brick walls at mach speeds :smallbiggrin:

Mach speeds? PSEUDOSCIENCE demands superluminal!


:smalltongue:

[Lord Raziere]

Ah, the commoner railgun. The most efficient means of delivering catgirls to brick walls at mach speeds :smallbiggrin:

The amount of cat girl ghosts continues to exponentially increase and reality starts warping. Physics starts to break down in your local area.

your only making this worse for yourself y'know.

[Lorsa]

I was thinking of joining your society but then I googled catgirls and was overwhelmed by cuteness! So any catgirl who wishes to seek refuge, my door is open for you! I have milk too.

[McDouggal]

But... but... the cuteness!

http://i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p527/MacDouggal/POKMON1_zps27ce3101.jpg
(Yes, I know that these aren't actual catgirls.)

[Bastian Weaver]

Death to the demi-felines!

[TuggyNE]

But... but... the cuteness!

http://i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p527/MacDouggal/POKMON1_zps27ce3101.jpg
(Yes, I know that these aren't actual catgirls.)

If they aren't really catgirls, surely they'll be spared. (If they are, their death is doubtless deserved. :smalltongue:)


Death to the demi-felines!

Yes! Welcome!

I take heart at every added sig link. :smallcool:

[Mercenary Pen]

I regret that I must take the other side in this imminent struggle- and will in fact be placing bounties payable upon the assassination of thermodynamics and relativity.

[Eldan]

I'm fine with that. Changing the laws of Thermodynamics produces some really interesting results.

Let's reverse entropy!

[Slayn82]

Eldan, i like your plan. But we must be carefull (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica), the cats have some edge on this area. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica3)

[Eldan]

So, who's with me in founding the Society for the Celebration of Inappropriate Experimentation, Naturalistic Conventions and Ecphonesis?

[Lea Plath]

What you are advocating here is genocide.

Let me tell you something. No. No genocide, do you understand me? Not while I'm around. Not today, not ever. I'm Lea, the Oncoming Storm, the biter, the six armed asskicker.

FOR CATGIRLS! *Charges in to whack people with her staff*

[Pokonic]

Now, ladies and gentlefolk, there is no need to kill catgirls.

"throws copy of the BoVD on a table"

We can simply harvest there pain to power there own soul-reaping devices!

[Emperor Ing]

What you are advocating here is genocide.

Let me tell you something. No. No genocide, do you understand me? Not while I'm around. Not today, not ever. I'm Lea, the Oncoming Storm, the biter, the six armed asskicker.

FOR CATGIRLS! *Charges in to whack people with her staff*

Huh, I don't understand. Why do people think I can be stopped?

[Bhu]

http://www.cookingideas.es/imagenes/catzilla.jpg?8850fd

you reckon not on the power of our allies

[Eldan]

Interesting.

Now, with the square-cube law...

[TuggyNE]

So, who's with me in founding the Society for the Celebration of Inappropriate Experimentation, Naturalistic Conventions and Ecphonesis?

Get yo' own thread! :smalltongue:

It sounds awesome, though.


What you are advocating here is genocide.

Let me tell you something. No. No genocide, do you understand me? Not while I'm around. Not today, not ever. I'm Lea, the Oncoming Storm, the biter, the six armed asskicker.

FOR CATGIRLS! *Charges in to whack people with her staff*

I would be more sympathetic if their crimes and sheer existence were not so odious.

:redcloak:


Now, ladies and gentlefolk, there is no need to kill catgirls.

"throws copy of the BoVD on a table"

We can simply harvest there pain to power there own soul-reaping devices!

That's uh… that's a good bit too evil for my taste, thanks anyway? :smalleek:

[AsteriskAmp]

Interesting.

Now, with the square-cube law...It's raining cats (or more specifically cat organs and shattered bones unable to resist the weight). World Hunger ends the next day as the world takes up the already dignified tradition of cat eating.

[Elemental]

That's uh… that's a good bit too evil for my taste, thanks anyway? :smalleek:

Wait... So you're fine with genocide, but not the ancient and traditional art of using the suffering of other living things as a source of magical power?
Because as far as I can see, the first is completely reprehensible and the second is a staple of the darker side of magic... Have you got a problem with dark wizards?

[Bastian Weaver]

No problem with dark wizards, nope. Only catgirls.

[Lorsa]

Go go Catgirls! There's hope yet!

http://www.nekomancer.com/Myst/Catgirls_Emblem.jpg

[Gligarman2]

I will join this anti-catgirl coalition. When someone uses physics in DnD to exploit the rules, I'll throw in more.

(Except for the cat-children. I propose we spare them and create a better class of catgirl.)

[Bhu]

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/nukkafifth/1235153025135.jpg

[factotum]

Go go Catgirls! There's hope yet!

http://www.nekomancer.com/Myst/Catgirls_Emblem.jpg


Wow...overpriced artifact much? :smallwink:

[AsteriskAmp]

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/nukkafifth/1235153025135.jpgCatgirl Potential Energy at start of launch: MgH (where M is catgirl mass; assuming 40 kilograms would be a sensible amount) (g is acceleration due to gravity; 9,8 m/s2) (H is their starting height at time of launch; 100m as an estimate. Reference point is ground level).

Ignoring wind drag (and there being no other non-conservative force to make Work).

We apply conservation of Energy and get that the Potential energy becomes kinetic energy at moment of crash.

Kinetic Energy at Crash: 1/2Mv2 (v is speed in m/s in the vertical axis)

9.8*40*100=1/2*40*v2
Masses go away and we solve for v
v=120m/s
About 1/3 of the speed of sound (at ground level).

If the application of physics doesn't kill them... the crash will.

[Mauve Shirt]

Worse than catgirls: Trolls. :smallannoyed:

[Grinner]

*snip*

For one so intent on killing catgirls, I'm surprised that you would tolerate one being in your signature. :smallamused:

[Silverbit]

Down with the felinoid beings! Death to catgirls! FOR SCIENCE!
*raises anti catgirl banner*

[Eldan]

Tsk. You can't proclaim yourself a member of SCIENCE! if you have obviously not understood my founding principles. I'll repeat it again.

We do science for SCIENCE!'s sake. Not to erradicate some creature. After all, we could use it as a test subject, or analyze its genetics.

[Astral Avenger]

We fight for our very survival... (http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11162008.shtml)

[Silverbit]

Tsk. You can't proclaim yourself a member of SCIENCE! if you have obviously not understood my founding principles. I'll repeat it again.

We do science for SCIENCE!'s sake. Not to erradicate some creature. After all, we could use it as a test subject, or analyze its genetics.

We are testing catgirls... TO DESTRUCTION!

[TuggyNE]

If the application of physics doesn't kill them... the crash will.

Noice!


Down with the felinoid beings! Death to catgirls! FOR SCIENCE!
*raises anti catgirl banner*

Welcome to the Society! Onward to victory!


We are testing catgirls... TO DESTRUCTION!

An excellent slogan, that. *ponders whether to switch out the current one*

[Bhu]

Catgirl Potential Energy at start of launch: MgH (where M is catgirl mass; assuming 40 kilograms would be a sensible amount) (g is acceleration due to gravity; 9,8 m/s2) (H is their starting height at time of launch; 100m as an estimate. Reference point is ground level).

Ignoring wind drag (and there being no other non-conservative force to make Work).

We apply conservation of Energy and get that the Potential energy becomes kinetic energy at moment of crash.

Kinetic Energy at Crash: 1/2Mv2 (v is speed in m/s in the vertical axis)

9.8*40*100=1/2*40*v2
Masses go away and we solve for v
v=120m/s
About 1/3 of the speed of sound (at ground level).

If the application of physics doesn't kill them... the crash will.

Cats can survive a fall from any height. And we are immune to physics

:tongue:

[Raineh Daze]

Cats can kill commoners, so a catgirl commoner should be able to deal with regular commoners. Scale up with class levels. I mean, there's no INT penalty involved. Maybe WIS. But hey, Will saves are less important than AC, and racial bonuses to listen ought to help even things out.

I think catgirls have the edge here, given your lack of unanimous support.

Note: I'm on the catgirls' side. :p

[Emperor Ing]

Cats deal 1d3-4 damage. That means at maximum, they deal negative damage. By making a claw attack they heal you.

Suddenly the tables seem turned.

[Raineh Daze]

Minimum Damage
If penalties reduce the damage result to less than 1, a hit still deals 1 point of damage.

Nope, the cat still wins. Through scratch damage. :smallamused:

[TuggyNE]

Cats deal 1d3-4 damage. That means at maximum, they deal negative damage. By making a claw attack they heal you.

Suddenly the tables seem turned.

That's hysterical, but Raineh Daze is unfortunately correct. (Also, even a crit does exactly 1 point of damage, since you merely roll the same thing twice and add together before ensuring the minimum damage.)

Catgirls, however… who knows what they do if they scratch you!

[AsteriskAmp]

For one so intent on killing catgirls, I'm surprised that you would tolerate one being in your signature. :smallamused:
That I'm intent on the hunt of a species does not preclude the acceptance of them as a roleplaying element or one that can be utilised in a different context. Similar to my dislike of elves and yet playing one in certain games.

However an update with a crossbow and a catgirl on it's aim is not entirely excluded. Though basic etiquette prevents one from depicting party members being hunted so it will have to be one anew and different.

Tsk. You can't proclaim yourself a member of SCIENCE! if you have obviously not understood my founding principles. I'll repeat it again.

We do science for SCIENCE!'s sake. Not to erradicate some creature. After all, we could use it as a test subject, or analyze its genetics.How will ecosystems react to the complete elimination of the catgirl species? Is a valid scientific question, to which my hypothesis is going to be "Not at all."

Now to conduct the experiment.

Cats can survive a fall from any height. And we are immune to physics

:tongue:They can't; otherwise we'd have catgirl astronauts.

The crusade, at least not the one I adhere to, is not about cats but catgirls. A completely different and superfluous species.

Cats can kill commoners, so a catgirl commoner should be able to deal with regular commoners. Scale up with class levels. I mean, there's no INT penalty involved. Maybe WIS. But hey, Will saves are less important than AC, and racial bonuses to listen ought to help even things out.

I think catgirls have the edge here, given your lack of unanimous support.

Note: I'm on the catgirls' side. :pCON penalty results in their swift death. Lack of proper stat bonuses or bonus feat also spell death to it.

[Raineh Daze]

Why would they have a CON penalty? You appear to be getting them confused with elves. As for lack of stat bonuses... I thought the bonus to DEX was obvious. :smalltongue:

And it's catgirls + supporters vs detractors. Yay, strength of numbers. :smallbiggrin:

[Emperor Ing]

That just means more to slaughter :smallbiggrin:

Also, in all seriousness the "cats kill commoners" joke got old centuries ago. And it wasn't even funny then. :smallannoyed:

[GoblinArchmage]

I fully support this organization. Catgirls are particularly stupid abominations, and they must be destroyed!


If your society was against only the vapid, under-dressed, over-sexed, stereotypical catgirls, I might have joined.

But as you society seems to be against all catgirls, whether they be good or bad, I must object and join the picketers.

My slogan: Nekomusume are people too!

You seem to be confused. There is no such thing as a good catgirl.


But... but... the cuteness!

http://i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p527/MacDouggal/POKMON1_zps27ce3101.jpg
(Yes, I know that these aren't actual catgirls.)

Ew! Vile! Disgusting! Destroy them!

[Lord Raziere]

*the numbers of cat girl ghosts continue to rise exponentially from the catgirl-killers foolishness*

*now the reality warping chaos the unleash is starting to spread, warping all scientific laws and rendering all their efforts useless at making the world make more sense, as it becomes more and more nonsensical*

[GoblinArchmage]

*the numbers of cat girl ghosts continue to rise exponentially from the catgirl-killers foolishness*

*now the reality warping chaos the unleash is starting to spread, warping all scientific laws and rendering all their efforts useless at making the world make more sense, as it becomes more and more nonsensical*

I'm fine with a nonsensical universe. I am not, however, fine with catgirls. Time to call the Ghostbusters.

[Emperor Ing]

Magic Missile, my friends. :smallwink:

[Lord Raziere]

Ghostbusters?

Magics Missile?

Those things don't exist anymore silly!

they have been reality warped out of existence!

[TuggyNE]

I've stuck a list of members (as near as I could figure) in the first post; if there are any errors send me a PM or something. :smallwink:


I fully support this organization. Catgirls are an abomination of stupidity, and they must be destroyed!

Another member! The world will soon be cleansed at this rate! :smallcool:

[Emperor Ing]

Ghostbusters?

Magics Missile?

Those things don't exist anymore silly!

they have been reality warped out of existence!

:smallconfused: Odd. You must be having troubleshooting problems. Has your Arcana been registering 666 Errors?

[Lord Raziere]

:smallconfused: Odd. You must be having troubleshooting problems. Has your Arcana been registering 666 Errors?

You suddenly don't know what an "Arcana" is! Why did you say that? there is no such thing as an "Arcana" there is only the Sorcerawhatsits. The Sorcerawhatsits hates you.

the Sorcerawhatsits decides that pointing out flaws in works/bringing science into a fantasy discussion/whatever else kills cat girls, will now instead resurrect them or if there is no further cat girls to be resurrected, either makes a new one or turns you into a cat girl, whichever is more hilarious.

Why? because its the Sorcerawhatsits thats why. it also makes a square banana appear before you and do a little dance, but thats just one of the many quirks of the Sorcerawhatsits.

[Chilingsworth]

Ok, new question, what do we do about this... catboy?

http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b524/Chad_Picard/shrodinger-schrodinger-hellsing-anime-paper-138414_zps05c8da33.jpg

I think he has to go, too. In fact, I think he has to go first. He keeps coming back when he gets killed! Maybe he's why there are still catgirls around? He's absorbing all the deaths we throw at them.

[Emperor Ing]

Purge in holy promethium!

[Killer Angel]

The crusade, at least not the one I adhere to, is not about cats but catgirls. A completely different and superfluous species.


Indeed. There's a reason i have a cat, and not a catgirl.


Ok, new question, what do we do about this... catboy?

The solution involves the use of fire with no remorse.

[TuggyNE]

Purge in holy promethium!
The solution involves the use of fire with no remorse.

Also, possibly, acid.

And I wouldn't say no to a couple good lightning bolts from a jury-rigged Tesla coil made with fabricate, either. :smallwink: I have no idea whether that would even be especially effective, but the redundancy amuses me.

[Silverbit]

Ok, new question, what do we do about this... catboy?

http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b524/Chad_Picard/shrodinger-schrodinger-hellsing-anime-paper-138414_zps05c8da33.jpg

I think he has to go, too. In fact, I think he has to go first. He keeps coming back when he gets killed! Maybe he's why there are still catgirls around? He's absorbing all the deaths we throw at them.

Now they can breed... Maximised Empowered Apocalypse From The Sky would be effective, methinks. Failing that, just how big can a flamethrower be? (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Greekfire-madridskylitzes1.jpg)

[Raineh Daze]

Throw all you want at him, he's not going to stay dead. :smallwink:

[Castaras]

I'll also mention that not all of us catgirls get killed due to physics discussions.

*picks up pencil and points*

See, the background is some theoretical physics. Isn't suicidal, I'm just immune. :smallbiggrin:

And as a crazy creature of insanity and chaos, fire only makes me giggle and grow more powerful.

And attempt to get hold of flamethrowers.

I like flamethrowers. :smallbiggrin:

[Elemental]

It's pointless Castaras, nothing you or anyone else can say will turn them from the dark path they have chosen for themselves.

[The Succubus]

It's pointless Castaras, nothing you or anyone else can say will turn them from the dark path they have chosen for themselves.

This is the same Castaras that has been known to shrug off a nuclear assault from up to four neighbouring countries.

Good luck with that. ^^

[Elemental]

This is the same Castaras that has been known to shrug off a nuclear assault from up to four neighbouring countries.

Good luck with that. ^^

I don't care either way. I'm just pointing out the futility with reasoning with crazy people. Not that I am one of those crazy people. Catpeople don't bother me.

[Bastian Weaver]

You do not understand. It's not about if - and how - catgirls can be killed. It's not about whether a cat can survive the fall from the upper layers of the ionosphere, though it certainly is a fun experiment. It's not about why we never send cats into space. (They get too fat and lazy.)
It's about fighting the good fight. No matter how many hit points, or feats, or ridiculous magic items they have.
We shall fight against catgirls, and we shall win.
We shall fight against catgirls, and we shall lose.
Whatever the outcome, we shall fight.
TO THE DEATH!

[Silverbit]

Castaras is against us?!? Oh gods. Fall back, whilst we still have limbs! I'll cover the retreat.

If physics doesn't work, let's try biology! How does a human/cat hybrid even... occur? Genetic manipulation? Gradual evolution of bipedalism and overt sentience in cats, with eventual loss of all main features save vestigial ears, tails and fangs?
(I think I've bought you enough time! Fly, you fools!)

[Elemental]

You people just don't get how these things occur.
It was clearly a wizard.

[Eldan]

Wizards are quite poor at fleshweaving. I'd say it's mostly a grafted process, involving incredible amounts of immunosuppressants and custom-printed organs.

[Asta Kask]

Castaras is against us?!? Oh gods. Fall back, whilst we still have limbs! I'll cover the retreat.

If physics doesn't work, let's try biology! How does a human/cat hybrid even... occur? Genetic manipulation? Gradual evolution of bipedalism and overt sentience in cats, with eventual loss of all main features save vestigial ears, tails and fangs?
(I think I've bought you enough time! Fly, you fools!)

http://www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/cat-red-dwarf-danny-john-jules-204x300.jpg

[MoonCat]

<sidles in>

<looks around>

Hi! <dangerous grin>

I'm going now. Have fun.

<leaves>

[Bastian Weaver]

Obviously a drunk wizard from Japan, wherever that is.

[Emperor Ing]

<sidles in>

<looks around>

Hi! <dangerous grin>

I'm going now. Have fun.

<leaves>

Boom. Headshot. :smallamused:

[Eldan]

Well, seems no one here is actually discussing anything. Guess that's what I should have expected in Friendly Banter.

[Grinner]

Wizards are quite poor at fleshweaving. I'd say it's mostly a grafted process, involving incredible amounts of immunosuppressants and custom-printed organs.

I say their ears and tails are glued on, and their eyes are just expensive novelty contacts. :smalltongue:

[TuggyNE]

You do not understand. It's not about if - and how - catgirls can be killed. It's not about whether a cat can survive the fall from the upper layers of the ionosphere, though it certainly is a fun experiment. It's not about why we never send cats into space. (They get too fat and lazy.)
It's about fighting the good fight. No matter how many hit points, or feats, or ridiculous magic items they have.
We shall fight against catgirls, and we shall win.
We shall fight against catgirls, and we shall lose.
Whatever the outcome, we shall fight.
TO THE DEATH!

A stirring appeal. *wipes tear from eye*


Well, seems no one here is actually discussing anything. Guess that's what I should have expected in Friendly Banter.

Yes. Yes indeed. Although bits of this are drifting dangerously close to Silly Forum Games. :smalltongue:


I say their ears and tails are glued on, and their eyes are just expensive novelty contacts. :smalltongue:

If this is true… perhaps there's a simple way to rehabilitate them all!

A man can dream.

[Silverbit]

High Catgirl slayer Tuggyne, I bring disturbing news. We have rivals. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=279472)
So it begins...
*plants standard in the ground*
Rally round, fellow followers of logic and anti-catgirl warriors! Catgirls and dodgy physics can and will be purged! Let no one stand before us!
(On a side note, maybe we should get this moved to silly forum games.)

[Emperor Ing]

They delay the inevitable. I'm okay with this, it keeps me entertained. *sounds of hundreds of guns being reloaded simultaneously* :smallbiggrin:

[Ravens_cry]

I am OK with physics that is wrong in our world, as long as it's reasonably consistent.
I also love looking at the rules and looking for implications. I once 'designed' an Orion style pulse rocket that used major creation-ed antimatter, Telekinetic Spheres and spring loaded pistons.
I promoted ectopic pregnancy as the answer for the 'What happens when a pregnant woman puts on a Girdle of Opposite Gender' question.
I also worked out a working eco-system inside a bag of holding, creating enough oxygen to support a halfling. Sure, you could use a bottle of air and/or a necklace of adaptation, but that's boring. Sadly, it was lost in an old forum re-boot.
So, yeah, *re-load* I've killed a few Felis puellas in my time.

[Tvtyrant]

People! I know they can be annoying, but isn't killing them a bit harsh? Is it really their fault they're catgirls?

I think it is. The cat-girls with tails would have terrible posture as a result, but they stand up straight anyways! The silly ears are often placed on top of the head! Many of them have cat eyes, but others do not! I demand some realism! Or even some consistency!

[ShadowFireLance]

Ugh, Catgirls...Ugh, I like Scalies (Only Dragon-ish ones though) but Catgirls...yuck. :smallyuk:

[Bhu]

T
They can't; otherwise we'd have catgirl astronauts.
.

http://www.sjgames.com/spanc/

ahem

also I've invited a few more...friends...


http://www.moddb.com/groups/anime-fans-of-moddb/images/cat-girl-tank

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48vkwrtyR1r8uyogo1_500.jpg

[Ravens_cry]

http://www.sjgames.com/spanc/

ahem
You'd need to spell astronauts with another 's'.

[TuggyNE]

High Catgirl slayer Tuggyne, I bring disturbing news. We have rivals. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=279472)
So it begins...
*plants standard in the ground*
Rally round, fellow followers of logic and anti-catgirl warriors! Catgirls and dodgy physics can and will be purged! Let no one stand before us!

I expected this; indeed, it was inevitable, and the only surprise is how long it took. Perhaps now they'll cease clamoring in our own halls?


(On a side note, maybe we should get this moved to silly forum games.)

Well, the Society proper can stay here, but I'm all in favor of the combative back-and-forth leaving the thread.


I am OK with physics that is wrong in our world, as long as it's reasonably consistent.
I also love looking at the rules and looking for implications. I once 'designed' an Orion style pulse rocket that used major creation-ed antimatter, Telekinetic Spheres and spring loaded pistons.
I promoted ectopic pregnancy as the answer for the 'What happens when a pregnant woman puts on a Girdle of Opposite Gender' question.
I also worked out a working eco-system inside a bag of holding, creating enough oxygen to support a halfling. Sure, you could use a bottle of air and/or a necklace of adaptation, but that's boring. Sadly, it was lost in an old forum re-boot.
So, yeah, *re-load* I've killed a few Felis puellas in my time.

Welcome! Truly, an impressive roster of killing ideas, that.


Ugh, Catgirls...Ugh, I like Scalies (Only Dragon-ish ones though) but Catgirls...yuck. :smallyuk:

I'm pleased by your joining, and also disturbed. Thanks a lot. :smalltongue:


I think it is. The cat-girls with tails would have terrible posture as a result, but they stand up straight anyways! The silly ears are often placed on top of the head! Many of them have cat eyes, but others do not! I demand some realism! Or even some consistency!

:smallbiggrin:

[GoblinArchmage]

Now, ladies and gentlefolk, there is no need to kill catgirls.

"throws copy of the BoVD on a table"

We can simply harvest there pain to power there own soul-reaping devices!

What's sad is that it would not surprise me at all to learn that there might be a pornographic anime or manga with that exact plot. I can only hope that no such thing exists.

[Elemental]

Looks like it has come to this...

*sets fire to the Society's archives and files*

Whether or not that will accomplish anything is not something I know, but the pointlessness of it all drove me to arson.
Why? Just why? There's no reason to destroy them at all.

[Ravens_cry]

Looks like it has come to this...

*sets fire to the Society's archives and files*

Whether or not that will accomplish anything is not something I know, but the pointlessness of it all drove me to arson.
Why? Just why? There's no reason to destroy them at all.
You seem to be the type who would have set fire to the Library of Alexandria.
You can destroy our records, but the eternal back up still exists, in each and every member, in our collective memories and thoughts.


Welcome! Truly, an impressive roster of killing ideas, that.

Glad to be aboard.:smallamused:

[Killer Angel]

You people just don't get how these things occur.
It was clearly a wizard.

RAI don't support catgirls' existence.

[Elemental]

You seem to be the type who would have set fire to the Library of Alexandria.
You can destroy our records, but the eternal back up still exists, in each and every member, in our collective memories and thoughts.

Hardly. Simply a desire to inconvenience an organisation bent on pointless destruction. I suggest simply ignoring the Catgirls if they bother you so much.



RAI don't support catgirls' existence.

You know, they'd fit right in alongside some of the other stuff in the monster's manual.

[TuggyNE]

To all current members, a couple reminders: whenever you make a post in the forum at large about catgirls, (pseudo-)science, or the like, be sure to mention the Society! Also, if you can manage the room, a sig link would be much appreciated.



You seem to be the type who would have set fire to the Library of Alexandria.
You can destroy our records, but the eternal back up still exists, in each and every member, in our collective memories and thoughts.

This thread is just chock-full of quotable quotes and inspiring speeches! :smallamused:

[MLai]

Continue your genocide against catgirls and eventually you'll come up against this, and her sisters.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff56/Mathai82/Motivational%20Posters/poster71552207.jpg
Has this been mentioned yet?

[Emperor Ing]

Meh. I've seen worse. Besides a good lascannon to the leg knocks those dreadnoughts right over.

[Killer Angel]

You know, they'd fit right in alongside some of the other stuff in the monster's manual.

Well, if we wanna discuss the ecology of some D&D monster, ala The Roving Mauler, I'm sure we'll slay plenty of catgirls... :smalltongue:

[Ravens_cry]

Hardly. Simply a desire to inconvenience an organisation bent on pointless destruction. I suggest simply ignoring the Catgirls if they bother you so much.

As I mentioned in the other thread, overpopulation due to a lack of predators threatens the health of the species as a whole, so it is not needless destruction I promote, but a culling of the herd.
The suggested expanding of their unreality into reality weakens and distorts the laws of physics in our world. Imagine if air suddenly stopped working, but not the need to breathe, or if blood plasma suddenly was a gas at body temperature.
Attempted destruction of our records is but needless destruction in itself, for it is only an external database for ease of operation, we can continue without it, recreating said records if we we decide to.
What next will you do, burn the Temple of Artemis?

[TuggyNE]

Unrelatedly, I come to share this amusing screenshot, unedited, only cropped:http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr38/Jazard_cc/GitPCatgirlSocieties.png

Says it all, it does. :smallamused:

[Bastian Weaver]

I say, how indeed can we preserve cat-girls?
Personally, I suggest taxidermy. Imagine how gorgeous they would be in the museums, next to the magnificent mammoths and dinosaur skeletons!

[Elemental]

As I mentioned in the other thread, overpopulation due to a lack of predators threatens the health of the species as a whole, so it is not needless destruction I promote, but a culling of the herd.
The suggested expanding of their unreality into reality weakens and distorts the laws of physics in our world. Imagine if air suddenly stopped working, but not the need to breathe, or if blood plasma suddenly was a gas at body temperature.
Attempted destruction of our records is but needless destruction in itself, for it is only an external database for ease of operation, we can continue without it, recreating said records if we we decide to.
What next will you do, burn the Temple of Artemis?

So, it's perfectly reasonable to go out and kill humans? After all, overpopulation due to a lack of predators threatens our species as well. What methods shall we use to reduce the population? Plague? Killing all born with defects? Random selection?
Sure... It seems well-intentioned at first; but soon enough it's mass graves in the forests where the bodies of those who did you no harm rot forgotten in the wilderness with only the trees to remember them.
Where does it stop Ravens_Cry? You may stay your hand eventually, but will your compatriots do the same?

No. Only your headquarters. The Temple of Artemis wasn't dedicated to the systematic destruction of a harmless group of individuals.
And with the whole physics thing, it doesn't affect those who ignore it. While it is clear that Catgirls do have reality warping powers, it's well within acceptable parameters, no worse than your average wizard.

[Emperor Ing]

I say, how indeed can we preserve cat-girls?
Personally, I suggest taxidermy. Imagine how gorgeous they would be in the museums, next to the magnificent mammoths and dinosaur skeletons!

I object to defiling mammoths or dinosaur skeletons in such a manner. :smallannoyed:

[Ravens_cry]

Killing members of the Felis puellas species is a necessary evil.
Perhaps a few specimens preserved for study, but much more is just tacky.

[Bastian Weaver]

I object to defiling mammoths or dinosaur skeletons in such a manner. :smallannoyed:

I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to the mammoths, the dinosaurs, and all who favor them.


Killing members of the Felis puellas species is a necessary evil.


I disagree. Killing them is a necessary good!

[Ravens_cry]

So, it's perfectly reasonable to go out and kill humans? After all, overpopulation due to a lack of predators threatens our species as well. What methods shall we use to reduce the population? Plague? Killing all born with defects? Random selection?
Sure... It seems well-intentioned at first; but soon enough it's mass graves in the forests where the bodies of those who did you no harm rot forgotten in the wilderness with only the trees to remember them.
Where does it stop Ravens_Cry? You may stay your hand eventually, but will your compatriots do the same?
I can only do what I can, influencing moderation in my own way. As for humans, so far we have mostly quarantined ourselves to one planet. There was a brief incursion on a nearby world, but it didn't last long, and another of the specimen recently perished anyway. Even if a more permanent incursion is attained, travelling to other systems is several magnitudes again more difficult.
Besides, Wizards are easily contained. They are only capable of magic in universes where the laws of physics allow what they call 'magic' to happen. They actually don't warp reality as such, though many of the more arrogant may claim so. Felis puellas are capable of true reality warping and are particularly dangerous en masse in that regard.
As for what to do with culled specimen of Felis puellas, I propose this (http://www.mnn.com/money/sustainable-business-practices/stories/green-burial-how-to-turn-a-human-body-into-compost#).


I disagree. Killing them is a necessary good!
I am afraid this is where we must agree to disagree.

[Killer Angel]

To bring back the thread on media discussion, I'm going to confess my ignorance.
The meme is "Every time you bring up real world physics in a discussion about fantasy, God kills a Cat Girl".
From where this saying comes? I suppose it's manga-related, but what's its origin?

[Bastian Weaver]

I am afraid this is where we must agree to disagree.

Let us just agree that it is necessary.

[Eldan]

To all current members, a couple reminders: whenever you make a post in the forum at large about catgirls, (pseudo-)science, or the like, be sure to mention the Society! Also, if you can manage the room, a sig link would be much appreciated.

I see no point in that.
I mean, once a week or so, I grudgingly venture into the Friendly Banter subforum, looking for the rare few semi-interesting opening posts. This one seemed to actually be interesting, maybe sparking a science discussion or two.

Of course, it instead went like any other thread I've seen in this subforum, degenerating half a page in in pointless insults and series of incoherent interjections instead of discussions.

I don't want that connected to any real threads, such as are more likely to occur in the media or gaming fora. Because bringing this society up there would probably contaminate potentially stimulating discussions of science with the chosen tone and style of this thread.

[nedz]

Oohh, I've killed millions of cat-girls.

It wasn't deliberate: they were just in the wrong thread at the wrong time. Cocateral damage I suppose.

I recommend we go over to that there Catgirl thread and post us some of those equations. That ought to do it.

[Slayn82]

To all fellows (and not felids) of our steemed society.

Due to the recent arsoning of our archives, we have upgraded then to a less material/flamable media.

All the new data shall be added to a permanency enhanced - programed illusion. Members of our society can add their comments to the database, and all data can be visualizated in what we call "virtual library". You can create a new letter, and collect your letters in a tome. A tome can be locked by its creator or a member of higher hierarchy, so that no new editions in a given virtual tome can be made without an specific password, definned by its owner. To prevent obstruction of the eyesight of members, any virtual tome can be adjusted by the member to appear in any size between Fine and Colossal. Multiple members can read the same tome at the same time, by requesting a copy of a given tome.

Backups shall be maintained regularly, by our servers - simulacrums of a renowed illusionist. Backups for long storage must be preserved by the use of "Flesh to Stone". For security reasons, our backup servers are maintained apart on individual demiplanes. In case of need, the regular server can be found in the near Ethereal Plane.

[Logic]

High Catgirl slayer Tuggyne, I bring disturbing news. We have rivals. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=279472)
So it begins...
*plants standard in the ground*
Rally round, fellow followers of logic and anti-catgirl warriors! Catgirls and dodgy physics can and will be purged! Let no one stand before us!
(On a side note, maybe we should get this moved to silly forum games.)

Does that entitle me to titles of nobility? I had no idea reporting for duty would get me promoted so quickly.

Though, in the event of our defeat, I am the only one likely to be publicly executed.

[Emperor Ing]

Though, in the event of our defeat, I am the only one likely to be publicly executed.

I will personally assure you that the likelihood of our defeat is a complete impossibility :smallwink:

[Elemental]

I will personally assure you that the likelihood of our defeat is a complete impossibility :smallwink:

As is your victory. I suggest that charging the tides with fixed might be a more practical use of your time.
Now that I'm done showing general disdain for you all, I shall search the Internet for a more sane pocket of cyberspace.

[TuggyNE]

I see no point in that.
I mean, once a week or so, I grudgingly venture into the Friendly Banter subforum, looking for the rare few semi-interesting opening posts. This one seemed to actually be interesting, maybe sparking a science discussion or two.

Of course, it instead went like any other thread I've seen in this subforum, degenerating half a page in in pointless insults and series of incoherent interjections instead of discussions.

I don't want that connected to any real threads, such as are more likely to occur in the media or gaming fora. Because bringing this society up there would probably contaminate potentially stimulating discussions of science with the chosen tone and style of this thread.

Well, that's rather discouraging.

I admit this thread has been plagued by a really surprising amount of backlash and godmoded semi-RP, but I'm not convinced the Society itself is a bad idea.


Does that entitle me to titles of nobility? I had no idea reporting for duty would get me promoted so quickly.

Heh. I suppose that's what you get for picking such a fine username! :smalltongue:

[Grinner]

Well, that's rather discouraging.

I admit this thread has been plagued by a really surprising amount of backlash and godmoded semi-RP, but I'm not convinced the Society itself is a bad idea.

You made a thread calling for the extermination of a fictional creature. What were you expecting?

The first time I saw this thread, I was sure that Roland would end up locking it within twenty-four hours.

[Ravens_cry]

Kayfabe aside, I haven't had this much fun since the Clone Wars (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=190277).:smallbiggrin:

[Forrestfire]

So, I was told that I qualified for membership.

But it occurs to me... given how many catgirls have been destroyed by us, how are there any left?

Of course, I'm fairly against genocide, so why not create some psudoscientific way to shunt them to a dimension where they aren't killed by wanton application of the laws of physics. We could use--crap, I already wiped out a bunch with this sentence, didn't I...

[Castaras]

Potentially feasible, but the energy required for such an exercise would be astronomical.

There is also the issue of how you would go about finding such a world. The huge number of universes in the multiverse would be problematic to go through to find such a universe. If potentially there was a way of filtering the multiverse by laws of physics, there would still be an infinite amount of worlds to look into, some which'll have side effects on catgirls that nobody could even dream of.



And there's the point that not all catgirls get killed by bringing in physics into a fantasy/story debate. :smallamused:

[Aotrs Commander]

Of tangential interest to this thread, I have a standing policy that whenever someone says something like "every time you mention physics in regard to [x], [y] kills a kitten/catgirl/etc", I throw a sackful of kittens, puppies and catgirls into my giant adamantine blender.

Out of sheer spite, mostly...

[Ravens_cry]

Of tangential interest to this thread, I have a standing policy that whenever someone says something like "every time you mention physics in regard to [x], [y] kills a kitten/catgirl/etc", I throw a sackful of kittens, puppies and catgirls into my giant adamantine blender.

Out of sheer spite, mostly...
That's terrible! Puppies and kittens are not unreal!:smalleek:

[Theprettiestorc]

I, uh...O.e. Well. This is a strange thread to walk into.

[Forrestfire]

You noticed? :smalltongue:


Also, can you add me to the first post?

EDIT: Was bored, made a banner.

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee26/ustaaz/CKSBanner-1.png

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee26/ustaaz/CKSBanner-1.png

[TuggyNE]

You noticed? :smalltongue:


Also, can you add me to the first post?

EDIT: Was bored, made a banner.

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee26/ustaaz/CKSBanner-1.png

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee26/ustaaz/CKSBanner-1.png

Sa-weet! Ever so much obliged.

[enderlord99]

Normally, I would not count myself involved in a war against an imaginary species, but it now depends:

How do we intend to deal with the ones from space?

I suppose we could use a Wrack spell continuously for a few weeks, kill them, raise them (using a process that works even on the unwilling), repeat the process a couple thousand times, and then turn them into puddles with Flesh-to-Stone, Rock-to-Mud, and Purify Water... but that would be an insufficient revenge on at least one of them...

[Forrestfire]

Sa-weet! Ever so much obliged.

Although someone should let me know if I got the physics right for my pseudo-free body diagram of the Commoner Railgun.

Or at least if I did anything glaringly wrong.

[Silverbit]

Normally, I would not count myself involved in a war against an imaginary species, but it now depends:

How do we intend to deal with the ones from space?

I suppose we could use a Wrack spell continuously for a few weeks, kill them, raise them (using a process that works even on the unwilling), repeat the process a couple thousand times, and then turn them into puddles with Flesh-to-Stone, Rock-to-Mud, and Purify Water... but that would be an insufficient revenge on at least one of them...

We could always use the Transmute Flesh to Stone-Transmute Stone to Mud-sculpt into flowerpot option. That may not eliminate them entirely, but it's amusing, and provides free flowerpots!

[WarKitty]

*comes in invisibly and haunts society*

[GoblinArchmage]

I have to confess, I think that I misinterpreted what this thread was all about. I was initially unaware of the "Every time you mention real world physics..." joke, and thought this was just a thread about finding anime catgirls stupid or annoying. I'll still remain a member because I really hate catgirls, but I'm rather indifferent about all of this science talk.

[enderlord99]

{scrubbed}

[TaiLiu]

{scrub the post, scrub the quote}
Ah, but she has Shroud of Undeath! Also, she is Hiding, which cannot be dispelled.

[MoonCat]

So, that's nice. Also, against forum rules, but nice as well. I always wanted to have ineffectual threats coming from a thread I wouldn't even have seen if I hadn't clicked on accidentally.

[TaiLiu]

So, that's nice. Also, against forum rules, but nice as well. I always wanted to have ineffectual threats coming from a thread I wouldn't even have seen if I hadn't clicked on accidentally.
There is a tiny, microscopic chance Enderlord was not referring to you.

[MoonCat]

There is a tiny, microscopic chance Enderlord was not referring to you.

Well, I'm amused as it is.

Anyway, I quite like physics, and the odds are in my favor that I wont be the catgirl killed, so I might just join in on the conversation.

(I swear, I'm not a double agent with the Catgirl Preservers! That would be SILLY! :smallwink:)

[Ramza00]

I just don't want anything bad to happen to Nariya, Eriya, or Merle.
Provides Naria and Eriya, two fancy guymelefs.

[Forrestfire]

Of course you're not! You're a triple-agent for us :smalltongue:

[TaiLiu]

Of course you're not! You're a triple-agent for us :smalltongue:
W... What? No! :smalleek:

[MoonCat]

Of course you're not! You're a triple-agent for us :smalltongue:

...Yes. Absolutely. Also, the tail is fake. Not the ears though. The tail is just a prosthetic after the real one was lost in a noodle incident involving a fox trap and an irritating butterfly. It's in Aesop's somewhere.

[enderlord99]

{scrubbed}

[TuggyNE]

I have to confess, I think that I misinterpreted what this thread was all about. I was initially unaware of the "Every time you mention real world physics..." joke, and thought this was just a thread about finding anime catgirls stupid or annoying. I'll still remain a member because I really hate catgirls, but I'm rather indifferent about all of this science talk.

It's some of both, since I personally find science great, SCIENCE! amusing, and catgirls quite distasteful in nearly all cases.

The Society accepts all who act toward the goal of killing catgirls, whether or not that's their primary purpose. :smallwink:

[MoonCat]

It's some of both, since I personally find science great, SCIENCE! amusing, and catgirls quite distasteful in nearly all cases.

The Society accepts all who act toward the goal of killing catgirls, whether or not that's their primary purpose. :smallwink:

What do you think of Aperture Science? :smalltongue:

[Sith_Happens]

Go go Catgirls! There's hope yet!

http://www.nekomancer.com/Myst/Catgirls_Emblem.jpg


:eek:

You... You didn't...

Catgirls I can abide, however necessary their sacrifice in the name of Decanter of Endless Water-power. But Bands with other!?

NOT ON MY WATCH.

[Forrestfire]

So... I was saddened to learn that the D&D 4e rules don't allow you to forced movement someone into a wall.

Which personally makes no sense, since if I'm telekinetically moving them at something like 35 mph, I should be able to concuss them on a wall :smallannoyed:


Also, eww banding.

[TuggyNE]

What do you think of Aperture Science? :smalltongue:

It's funny to watch it happen to other people. :smalltongue:

[Wild Zubat]

No, not the Skitty! The Purrloin, though, we Zubat have no problem with you getting rid of. They're always swiping our food!

[Elemental]

As previously stated, I am completely against such slaughter, so will be embarking on a series of mad science experiments to ensure the proper discussion of physics in fantasy worlds without harming catgirls. After all, once your cruel method has been taken away from you, you will be forced to battle them on equal footing.

[TuggyNE]

As previously stated, I am completely against such slaughter, so will be embarking on a series of mad science experiments to ensure the proper discussion of physics in fantasy worlds without harming catgirls. After all, once your cruel method has been taken away from you, you will be forced to battle them on equal footing.

I take heart in the casualties that will inevitably result in the meantime. :smalltongue:

[Forrestfire]

No matter how (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit)hard you fight for (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeadsIWinTailsYouLose)preservation, you only help our cause (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAccordingToPlan) :smalltongue:
Three tvtropes links for the price of one!

[Logic]

:eek:

You... You didn't...

Catgirls I can abide, however necessary their sacrifice in the name of Decanter of Endless Water-power. But Bands with other!?

NOT ON MY WATCH.

Don't worry, I got this.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n271/Yakostovian/logiccard.png (http://s114.photobucket.com/user/Yakostovian/media/logiccard.png.html)

[Elemental]

Six mana? For something so oddly specific? I suggest changing it down to one blue, one white/black and two other. Then change the kicker cost to white/black. That would make it a more reasonable card in my mind.

No, I do not condone such activities, but I condone overly high mana costs even less.

[Logic]

Six mana? For something so oddly specific? I suggest changing it down to one blue, one white/black and two other. Then change the kicker cost to white/black. That would make it a more reasonable card in my mind.

No, I do not condone such activities, but I condone overly high mana costs even less.

Sometimes good stuff just costs more! :smallbiggrin:

But here, if you want an amended, and therefore more useful one:
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n271/Yakostovian/logiccard-1.png (http://s114.photobucket.com/user/Yakostovian/media/logiccard-1.png.html)

[Elemental]

That's much better. Now you're not completely useless when catgirls aren't used against you.

[Dunkoro]

I'll gladly join this society! I'm in it for SCIENCE!

[WarKitty]

*deploys secret catgirl weapon*

http://www.superstringtheory.com/

[TuggyNE]

I'll gladly join this society! I'm in it for SCIENCE!

Welcome! Me likey your sig banner. :smalltongue:

[Kalirren]

Castaras, I can't make out the equations in your avvy. Are those the Einstein field equations? I see subscripts and superscripts...

[Castaras]

I honestly can't remember. Made this avvie a long time ago. Will dig through my folders and see if I still have the svg file.


edit: Aha! It's...



"Linked image not found". oh. Sorry, no idea what they are then, unless we zoom in and try and piece together pixels.

There's a u' = u.

[Kalirren]

That's too bad. Ever since I left uni and stopped hanging out with hordes of physicists I'd always wanted a buddy to become familiar with GR with me...

[Sylthia]

I see the feline lass murderers have made a return.

[TuggyNE]

So it would seem, although the paraphrase loses something in translation.

But I suspect that was your intent, no?

[Wild Zubat]

How much Exp. are they worth? Also, does trying to figure out how I use moves like Mean Look without having eyes hurt them? Come to think of it, why am I asking all of you- *hit with a Pokeball*

[flamewolf393]

Can a catgirl that loves continuity and verisimilitude join?

[Forrestfire]

Isn't that a bit suicidal?

Although I guess one could work up a resistance. :smalltongue:

[TuggyNE]

Can a catgirl that loves continuity and verisimilitude join?

Yeah, that seems kinda counter-intuitive and counter-productive, honestly. :smallyuk:

[Killer Angel]

Yeah, that seems kinda counter-intuitive and counter-productive, honestly. :smallyuk:

collaborators exist, after all... pityful beings, shunned by their own kind. :smalltongue:

[Tychris1]

Honestly, we might aswell torch the collaborator's first since they're even lower then their loyal kin. No point in keeping around treacherous miscreants.

Sign me up. After watching so many seasons of Supernatural, I feel like hunting me some monsters.

*Pumps shotgun*
Lets go cut down some catgirls. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x238pd_supernatural-god-s-gonna-cut-you-do_shortfilms)

[CrazyYanmega]

Personally, I find gleaning joy from hunting other sentient beings quite detestable. It sets up a very despicable precedent, and leads to things like "exterminate all who are impure, until only the one true race stands."

I neither care for nor detest cat-girls, but if you truly intend to start a "Holy Crusade," against an entire sentient species simply because they annoy you, then I am fully prepared to take up my newly forged Nether Lufractus and kill you myself, before your crusade extends beyond the reaches of mere fiction.

Consider this a dire warning.

[KuReshtin]

Consider this a dire warning.

Thread Necromancy is frowned upon....

[enderlord99]

Thread Necromancy is frowned upon....

I think you're also breaking a rule. I'd tell you which one, but that would make me a hypocrite.