Catgirl Preservation Society

[Lord Raziere]

My comrades, the Catgirl-Killers Society is killing our cat-sisters. and maybe even our cat-brothers!

This means war!

As a mad scientist, I will dedicate my inventive genius and research to combatting this menace to our cat-sisters everywhere. I will find a way to bio-engineer a cat girl whose genetic structure makes her immune to their attacks, I will create Catgirl Rezzer Ray Guns to resurrect them if that cannot be done, and furthermore I will make ray guns to turn THE ENEMY into cat girls!

This I will dedicate to the cause! For Catgirls and MAD Science! and Mad Engineering. I will prove that science and cat girls can coexist, and even help each other! FOR THE CATGIRLS!

Show your support! put this thread into your signature.

List of Members:

With Signature:
Lorsa

Without Signature:
Lord Raziere
Castaras
Sholos
Lentrax
The Second
McDougal
Lea Plath
Raineh Daze
MoonCat
Talanic
HMS Sophia
Morcleon
Neo Leviathian
TaiLiu
Bhu
theprettiestorc

[Lorsa]

Supporting catgirls everywhere!

More cute catgirls would make the world a better place!

[MoonCat]

This sounds excellent! Sign me u-

...When did I sign up?

[Lord Raziere]

I'm counting anyone who supported cat girls in the killers thread as already signed up, but if you want to be taken off, just say so.

[MoonCat]

Nope, sounds good. Where does one contribute Science?

[Lord Raziere]

Uh… I dunno?

I guess we will need to build a lab for such a thing. The Catgirl Preservation Laboratory?

[Talanic]

Indeed, my wife identifies as catgirl, so I'm naturally in support of this cause! I'm able to contribute four balls of string and up to seven kilos of fine catnip per year. We may also be able to overcharge a laser pointer sufficiently that it can be made into a defensive installation.

Do we have someone who's not of feline ancestry to handle logistics? Preferably some canid relative. Herding cats is bad enough regularly, but with a catperson trying to do it, the claws are likely to come out.

[celtois]

By golly. These threads reminds me of the old Nachos V. Cookie threads from way back when. Makes me really nostalgic for the good old days when I had time to RP all the time. :smallfrown:

I don't remember where they started. But they eventually morphed into something very strange. I vaguely remember staging assaults on the HQ of one side of the other, with a bunch of other posters. With a bunch of FFRP characters.

It was very odd. I don't think these were the original threads. They seem much too short for what I remember. It was really big on the forum for a while but old links:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30823
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30878

[Morph Bark]

I'm in support of catgirls that comply with the laws of physics.

Even if the laws of physics don't comply with themselves.

[Lord Raziere]

canid?

dogs? I think thats even crazier. you know cats and dogs don't mix…

maybe we can get help from the pony thread people? they have Twilight Sparkle, and share a similar love for cute intelligent beings, that specialize in harmonious organization, as well one of said ponies being a cat person. with both Rarity and Twilight helping, logistics or maybe even physics, might not be a problem at all.

[HMS Sophia]

I'm in! hehe ^^
Got very upset by the other thread :smalltongue: Must avenge the fallen :smallcool:

[Kittenwolf]

Meow? :smallsmile:

[Morcleon]

... >.>

... <.<

I would like to join this society! For the catgirls!

Also, I'm about 20% girl and like 95% cat, so this thread should be right where I belong. =^.^=

[TaiLiu]

Do we have someone who's not of feline ancestry to handle logistics? Preferably some canid relative. Herding cats is bad enough regularly, but with a catperson trying to do it, the claws are likely to come out.
As a nine-tailed Canidae, I believe I can be of excellent a-

canid?

dogs? I think thats even crazier. you know cats and dogs don't mix…
Rats. :smallyuk:

[Ravens_cry]

Felis puellas lost most of their natural predators after the Great Troll Culling of '03.
Therefore, to protect these noble creatures from overpopulation and destroying their natural environment, some controlled and regulated hunting is a necessary evil.

[Lord Raziere]

As a nine-tailed Canidae, I believe I can be of excellent a-

Rats. :smallyuk:

……oh fine. you want the logistics job, you get it. sorry.

@ Ravens cry: and cat girls are not animals! they are people! they are sentient and sapient, you can't hunt them!

[TaiLiu]

……oh fine. you want the logistics job, you get it. sorry.
Perfection. In exchange for this honour, you have my word that I will not harm any catgirls. Why the 'sorry?'

[Lord Raziere]

…..nothing, nevermind, I just have a tendency to say that whenever I think I hurt someones feelings without knowing whether I actually have or not. often about the slightest of offenses. or at least what I consider offenses….

but never mind, get to work on that logistics problem! we need the resources to test out how the cat girl-killers science kills cat girls without killing cat girls ourselves! which will be complicated, to say the least. perhaps a steady investment in spies to spy upon the cat girl-killers to how they do it? and/or a lot of research into getting easily-made cat girl resurrection ray guns….

[Ravens_cry]

@ Ravens cry: and cat girls are not animals! they are people! they are sentient and sapient, you can't hunt them!
I will let the noted philosopher, Calvin, weigh in on the subject.
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3171/deerhunting.gif

[Lord Raziere]

a 6 year old kid with an overactive imagination and the education of a four year old kid is not compelling evidence. or anything credible, ever, in any field.

[Ravens_cry]

a 6 year old kid with an overactive imagination and the education of a four year old kid is not compelling evidence. or anything credible, ever, in any field.
I don't know, that kid could be quite profound sometimes. His last words to us I still count as words of wisdom.
"It's a magic world, Hobbes ol' buddy . . . Let's go exploring!"
Yes, let us all go exploring, whether into inner or outer worlds, fiction or reality itself, exploration with the curiosity and inquisitiveness of, yes, a six year old child with a hyperactive imagination is something more of us should do.
Let's go exploring.
:smallsmile:

[TaiLiu]

I don't know, that kid could be quite profound sometimes. His last words to us I still count as words of wisdom.
"It's a magic world, Hobbes ol' buddy . . . Let's go exploring!"
Yes, let us all go exploring, whether into inner or outer worlds, fiction or reality itself, exploration with the curiosity and inquisitiveness of, yes, a six year old child with a hyperactive imagination is something more of us should do.
Let's go exploring.
:smallsmile:
Let's go exploring... to kill Catgirls?! :smalleek:

[Ravens_cry]

Let's go exploring... to kill Catgirls?! :smalleek:
A controlled population reduction benefits the species as a whole.

[TaiLiu]

A controlled population reduction benefits the species as a whole.
You are basically saying that the ends justify the means. I beg to differ.

[Morcleon]

You are basically saying that the ends justify the means. I beg to differ.

*nod* Indeed. Why decrease the population to fit the carrying capacity when you can increase to carrying capacity to fit the population? After all, the laws of physics already don't apply to catgirls. :smallbiggrin:

[Ravens_cry]

You are basically saying that the ends justify the means. I beg to differ.
Would you rather have many Felis puellas starve to death through self-inflicted environment destruction due to overpopulation?
A lifetime of suffering versus a quick bullet.
I ask you, what would you choose?
It pains me greatly to see any of these noble creatures die, but what needs to be done is what needs to be done.

[TaiLiu]

Would you rather have many Felis puellas starve to death through self-inflicted environment destruction due to overpopulation?
A lifetime of suffering versus a quick bullet.
I ask you, what would you choose?
It pains me greatly to see any of these noble creatures die, but what needs to be done is what needs to be done.
Those are hardly the only choices. Like Morcleon said, we can alter the world to our needs. The universe is our plaything, and with our power, we can allow many lives to be saved.

[Theprettiestorc]

Not sure how I fit in - I've played more ratgirls than catgirls. XD.

[Morcleon]

Not sure how I fit in - I've played more ratgirls than catgirls. XD.

*pat pat* Don't worry, we don't discriminate! All kemonomimi are our friends! ^_^

[Ravens_cry]

Those are hardly the only choices. Like Morcleon said, we can alter the world to our needs. The universe is our plaything, and with our power, we can allow many lives to be saved.
Expanding their unreality decreases reality quality.
That's a dangerous game.

[Bhu]

u has mah support



obviously

[TaiLiu]

u has mah support



obviously
Welcome, comrade!

[Theprettiestorc]

*pat pat* Don't worry, we don't discriminate! All kemonomimi are our friends! ^_^

=D. Yeeee~!

There are two catfolk in one of my PF groups, though. One of them earned the nickname "Cattits" from the Dwarf, because...well, she puts the "breast" in "breastplate".

[Sholos]

You have my catnip!

Grown in my own garden, hand-harvested, dried, and processed. All for the catgirls.

[Lentrax]

As a representative of the Federation, I have a sworn duty to defend and preserve lifeforms of all kinds.

But especially the cute playful ones.

I'm in.

[Castaras]

Reporting in.

I have flamethrowers for y'all, I have a rather large collection. And I don't need to use one nowadays, I just walk in and cause chaos. :smallbiggrin:

[Lorsa]

I have flamethrowers for y'all, I have a rather large collection. And I don't need to use one nowadays, I just walk in and cause chaos. :smallbiggrin:

I'll take two!

Somehow this makes me want to sing (which isn't so strange though as I tend to sing to myself all the time).

*takes up the tune*
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the catgirls sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that we bring
when tomorrow comes!

[McDouggal]

To protect the great cuteness!

You were expecting a picture in here, weren't you *trollface*

You have my sword!

[Morcleon]

=D. Yeeee~!

There are two catfolk in one of my PF groups, though. One of them earned the nickname "Cattits" from the Dwarf, because...well, she puts the "breast" in "breastplate".

Nya~! =^.^=

...not surprised, really. Catgirls tend to be overly sexualized, especially in RP-heavy things. :smallamused:


I'll take two!

Somehow this makes me want to sing (which isn't so strange though as I tend to sing to myself all the time).

*takes up the tune*
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the catgirls sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that we bring
when tomorrow comes!

Yay, Les Mis! :smallsmile: I'd like to nominate this song (http://youtube.com/#/watch?v=J1hIxrdMiTM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJ1hIxrdMiTM) for this thread's theme song. :3

[shawnhcorey]

Catgirls can look out for themselves (http://www.sjgames.com/spanc/).

[Raineh Daze]

Yup, my support is given. :smallbiggrin:

[angrymudcrab]

I will devour the souls of anyone who tries to hurt catgirls!


On a semi-related note, here is an adorable portrait of Cardinal Richelieu and some of his friends:
http://i.imgur.com/XTuxKdt.jpg

[Kittenwolf]

Felis puellas lost most of their natural predators after the Great Troll Culling of '03.
Therefore, to protect these noble creatures from overpopulation and destroying their natural environment, some controlled and regulated hunting is a necessary evil.


@ Ravens cry: and cat girls are not animals! they are people! they are sentient and sapient, you can't hunt them!

*Smiles slyly*
*Unsheathes claws*

You're welcome to try...

[Karen Lynn]

Karen the kitsune, reporting for assistant logistics commander!

[Lentrax]

Hello, Karen!

*pets tenderly, hugs*

[Karen Lynn]

Hello, Karen!

*pets tenderly, hugs*

Lentrax~ *bounds into lap and nuzzles*

[Morbis Meh]

*grins evily* yes let the chaos ensue! Bring war and death my pretties and ensure the violence escalates! *goes back to playing evil war melody on bagpipes*

[Morcleon]

Karen the kitsune, reporting for assistant logistics commander!

Yay, kitsune! ^_^

We should expand our society to include all kemonomimi! Because it's more fun that way! :smallbiggrin:

Nya~! =^.^=

[Palanan]

Originally Posted by Ravens_cry
I don't know, that kid could be quite profound sometimes. His last words to us I still count as words of wisdom.
"It's a magic world, Hobbes ol' buddy . . . Let's go exploring!"
Yes, let us all go exploring, whether into inner or outer worlds, fiction or reality itself, exploration with the curiosity and inquisitiveness of, yes, a six year old child with a hyperactive imagination is something more of us should do.
Let's go exploring.

A wonderful sentiment, which I completely support.

No idea about the rest of the conversation, but if you look carefully, it's a magic world indeed.



And apart from that, I'm trying to cope with the fact that I just read two pages of a catgirls thread. Kemowhatanini?

:smalltongue:

[Ravens_cry]

*Smiles slyly*
*Unsheathes claws*

You're welcome to try...

You're an expat Felis puellas;it is those that remain in the unreality that are experiencing the dangerously large population bloom.

[TaiLiu]

Kemowhatanini?
Wikipedia says this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemonomimi#Animals).

[Morcleon]

Wikipedia says this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemonomimi#Animals).

*smirk* Oh more anthropomorphism... what hasn't it depicted? :smalltongue:

Also, since I'm trying to learn Inkscape, anyone mind if I try to make a banner for this group? Ideas would also be appreciated... =^.^=

[TaiLiu]

*smirk* Oh more anthropomorphism... what hasn't it depicted? :smalltongue:
Anti-anthropomorphism, I guess.

Also, since I'm trying to learn Inkscape, anyone mind if I try to make a banner for this group? Ideas would also be appreciated... =^.^=
I do not.

Ideas:

Catgirls.
Shattered Laws of Physics.

[Sholos]

Maybe a cute catgirl shattering the word "Physics" with a giant hammer?

[Asta Kask]

As long as we can agree that the movie "Catwoman" was an abomination.

[McDouggal]

As long as we can agree that the movie "Catwoman" was an abomination.

Never. Mention. That. "Film."

I have brain bleach for those that need it.

[Lentrax]

Maybe a cute catgirl shattering the word "Physics" with a giant hammer?

Two catgirls playing with a ball of yarn, perhaps?

Just to play up the cuteness?

[Sholos]

Two catgirls playing with a ball of yarn, perhaps?

Just to play up the cuteness?

Hmm, a good part of preservation is making people want to preserve whatever it is you're supporting. I like this idea, too.

[PlusSixPelican]

My current Catfolk character is a nine year old bard named Claudia. She's hilarious, and has a surrogate mommy-figure that's a half-naked druid.

I play more humans than catgirls, to be honest. 's still fun to be all like nyaahh sometimes, though. :3

[Mionelle]

...nyan? :3

[Morcleon]

My current Catfolk character is a nine year old bard named Claudia. She's hilarious, and has a surrogate mommy-figure that's a half-naked druid.

I play more humans than catgirls, to be honest. 's still fun to be all like nyaahh sometimes, though. :3

Surprisingly, I've never actually played a Catfolk before... >.<

Most of my female characters do occasionally take on cat-like features though. :smallsmile:


...nyan? :3

... >.>
...your avatar is adorable...
... <.<
...your words are adorable...
Ohmigod your so cuuuute~! I'm gonna take you home with me (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Jorawr/anime%20gifs/Higurashi_-_Rena_Spin.gif)~! =^.^=

*ahem* Anyway, nice to have you with us!

[WarKitty]

We should establish a catgirl registry, indicating the willingness of our local catgirls to participate in physics experiments to test for resilience and other such qualities.

[PlusSixPelican]

As a person who always takes some form of shapeshifting when she can get it, I am willing to be used in (nonsexual) catgirl experiments.

[PlusSixPelican]

Oh gosh don't tell me I killed this accidentally...I didn't mean to. :C

[Lorsa]

No, the lack of posting has nothing to do with you, I am sure. :smallsmile:

Maybe we should post some picture of cute catgirls over the forum to help the cause?

[PlusSixPelican]

Yes! Catgirl pictures. What exactly is the rating limit on those by forum rules, as per MPAA guidelines?

[Theprettiestorc]

You have my sword!

(Aw, hell.) And my axe!

[Asta Kask]

You have my sword!


(Aw, hell.) And my axe!

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

[Lentrax]

I prefer bat'leths and phasers myself....

[Mystic Muse]

Yes! Catgirl pictures. What exactly is the rating limit on those by forum rules, as per MPAA guidelines?

Best to ask the mods, so as not to receive faulty information, and get you and another poster in trouble (Whoever would give the advice).

[Theprettiestorc]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

What if I've got Spellbreaker? Does that mean I can attack lasers?

[McDouggal]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

I dunno, a solar flare to the face generally beats a blaster.

[WarKitty]

No, the lack of posting has nothing to do with you, I am sure. :smallsmile:

Maybe we should post some picture of cute catgirls over the forum to help the cause?


http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/303212_10150362403316663_3151662_n.jpg

[Elemental]

Hmm... That card seems a bit hacks to me... Three mana for deathtouch and lifelink? On every cat?
Think about increase the mana cost by one.

[WarKitty]

Hmm... That card seems a bit hacks to me... Three mana for deathtouch and lifelink? On every cat?
Think about increase the mana cost by one.

Bah! We are cats, we deserve to be hacks!

(Besides, it'll be offset by our inability to decide on what sort of mana we should use.)

[Lord Raziere]

the enemy has made a banner!

This has just got real people, we will need to come up with our own, QUICKLY!

thankfully I am capable of making my own:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk25/Trizap/catgirlpreservebanner_zpsa09cdc83.png:original

[Lentrax]

I have discovered the enemy's secret weapon!

Sadly I could only get one.

http://s16.postimg.org/3wm5rew4l/ballofyarn.jpg

[SiuiS]

This sounds excellent! Sign me u-

...When did I sign up?

Your avatar. Is adorbz.


I'm in support of catgirls that comply with the laws of physics.

Even if the laws of physics don't comply with themselves.

Stupid physics...
Wait, quantum or rgular?


I'm in! hehe ^^
Got very upset by the other thread :smalltongue: Must avenge the fallen :smallcool:

Aww, honey... :smallfrown:


... >.>

... <.<

I would like to join this society! For the catgirls!

Also, I'm about 20% girl and like 95% cat, so this thread should be right where I belong. =^.^=

The math adds up! No true cat is merely a sum 100%. There wouldn't be enough room left for hte magnificence.


@ Ravens cry: and cat girls are not animals! they are people! they are sentient and sapient, you can't hunt them!

we aren't supposed to hunt what now?

Uh.


You guys don't run background checks on this sort of thing, here, right? >___>"


I don't know, that kid could be quite profound sometimes. His last words to us I still count as words of wisdom.
"It's a magic world, Hobbes ol' buddy . . . Let's go exploring!"
Yes, let us all go exploring, whether into inner or outer worlds, fiction or reality itself, exploration with the curiosity and inquisitiveness of, yes, a six year old child with a hyperactive imagination is something more of us should do.
Let's go exploring.
:smallsmile:

You made me all teary-eyed XD


To protect the great cuteness!

You were expecting a picture in here, weren't you *trollface*

You have my sword!

XD Well played~!



Catgirls can look out for themselves (http://www.sjgames.com/spanc/).

Unfortunate Accronym...

I honestly expected some Something Positive comics there. "The Kawaii.... Is for life." or perhaps "COMMUUUUNIOOON". Hee~


Surprisingly, I've never actually played a Catfolk before... >.<



I've only played one actualy catfolk. Twas a braod fellow, deep smokey blue, like of the russian sort, with great curling moustaches. Was a healer, and raised and sold canaries for a living. His name was unpronounceable to most, so he went by Jingleberries.

I miss Jingleberries.


Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Says you!


I have discovered the enemy's secret weapon!

Sadly I could only get one.

http://s16.postimg.org/3wm5rew4l/ballofyarn.jpg

Devious! Between this and our tendency to either sleep all day or groom ourselves/each other, we may need a new plan. Luckily, we trusted the canids with that, right?
Thats a good thing, right?


Meow? :smallsmile:

Meow!


*Smiles slyly*
*Unsheathes claws*

You're welcome to try...

Meow~!

[Lorsa]

Oh noes! Destroy it with fire! We need more cards on our table!

http://www.cs.mun.ca/~rkeating/pink/cards/Set%203/Super%20Catgirl%20Nuku%20Nuku.jpg



Not really Magic: The Gathering related but I wanted to post this anyway:

http://konachan.net/image/14862c9c7891a2f238560dd26d8883a3/Konachan.com%20-%2099673%20akemi_homura%20catgirl%20chibi%20hetali ng%20kaname_madoka%20kyuubee%20mahou_shoujo_madoka _magica%20miki_sayaka%20sakura_kyouko%20tomoe_mami .jpg

[Morcleon]

The math adds up! No true cat is merely a sum 100%. There wouldn't be enough room left for hte magnificence.

Hehe... I'm sure I could find quite a few more parts to add in too... Boost it to over 9000! :smallbiggrin:


I've only played one actualy catfolk. Twas a braod fellow, deep smokey blue, like of the russian sort, with great curling moustaches. Was a healer, and raised and sold canaries for a living. His name was unpronounceable to most, so he went by Jingleberries.

I miss Jingleberries.

I once played a vampire with a catgirl named Jalin, and they developed this quasi-tsundere relationship, with the vampire constantly wanting her blood, and Jalin constantly teasing her about not being able to get it. It was fun...


Oh noes! Destroy it with fire! We need more cards on our table!

http://www.cs.mun.ca/~rkeating/pink/cards/Set%203/Super%20Catgirl%20Nuku%20Nuku.jpg



Not really Magic: The Gathering related but I wanted to post this anyway:

http://konachan.net/image/14862c9c7891a2f238560dd26d8883a3/Konachan.com%20-%2099673%20akemi_homura%20catgirl%20chibi%20hetali ng%20kaname_madoka%20kyuubee%20mahou_shoujo_madoka _magica%20miki_sayaka%20sakura_kyouko%20tomoe_mami .jpg

Your second pic doesn't work... Here, take this one! =^.^=
...I want one of them! ^_^


http://konachan.com/image/14862c9c7891a2f238560dd26d8883a3/Konachan.com%20-%2099673%20akemi_homura%20catgirl%20chibi%20hetali ng%20kaname_madoka%20kyuubee%20mahou_shoujo_madoka _magica%20miki_sayaka%20sakura_kyouko%20tomoe_mami .jpg

"Do you like cats too, Mister?"
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj65/derekl5000/Magic%20the%20Gathering/CatgirlRecluse.jpg

[Theprettiestorc]

"Do you like cats too, Mister?"
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj65/derekl5000/Magic%20the%20Gathering/CatgirlRecluse.jpg

O.O. I, uh.

[Mystic Muse]

"Do you like cats too, Mister?"
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj65/derekl5000/Magic%20the%20Gathering/CatgirlRecluse.jpg

I feel the need to make the obligatory "I'd tap that" joke.

But eh, I probably wouldn't.:smalltongue:

[Morcleon]

O.O. I, uh.

Nya~! http://www.narutoforums.com/images/smilies/series3/nekomonkey.gif

Also, I found a song for this thread (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwcOHa6exKc). Actually, I found two. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1hIxrdMiTM) The first is adorable, the second is heartwrenchingly beautiful...

[MoonCat]

Brethren! I have infiltrated the thread of the enemy!

Also,t hey think I'm a triple agent for them! MWAHAHAHAHA!

[Elemental]

Bah! We are cats, we deserve to be hacks!

(Besides, it'll be offset by our inability to decide on what sort of mana we should use.)

Only when it's fair.

And you're right... At this rate we'll never make a decision... And how are we even going to find pink mana?
Perhaps we can profit off our own indifference somehow...

[Dirtytabs]

I'm neither opposed to nor supportive of catgirls, but killing them is quite harsh. I'll give this thread a boost.


our own indifference
That's relevant to cats. I think.

[Lentrax]

Nya~! http://www.narutoforums.com/images/smilies/series3/nekomonkey.gif

Also, I found a song for this thread (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwcOHa6exKc). Actually, I found two. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1hIxrdMiTM) The first is adorable, the second is heartwrenchingly beautiful...

Those are so adorable! Thanks for sharing them.

[Asta Kask]

Is it better for a cat to be loved or feared?

[McDouggal]

I dunno, a solar flare to the face generally beats a blaster.

I just realized that if I ever change my avatar to a different character, this will no longer make sense.

[Morcleon]

I feel the need to make the obligatory "I'd tap that" joke.

But eh, I probably wouldn't.:smalltongue:

...no comment... >.>


Those are so adorable! Thanks for sharing them.

Hehe... you're welcome! Vocaloid music is wonderful. ^_^


Is it better for a cat to be loved or feared?

I say, is it too much to ask for both? :smallcool:

[Raineh Daze]

Another catgirl-related song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZoJLMuq_cQ) :smallbiggrin:

[Morcleon]

Another catgirl-related song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZoJLMuq_cQ) :smallbiggrin:

Touhou! Love it. :smallbiggrin:

Cat Food! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHQ9S_JoiOA) :smallsmile:

[Wild Zubat]

I'll never join you! Purrloin are always stealing our food, and the Meowth are no better!

[TaiLiu]

I'll never join you! Purrloin are always stealing our food, and the Meowth are no better!
That's what the catgirl killers tell everyone! They are the true thieves!

[WarKitty]

I'll never join you! Purrloin are always stealing our food, and the Meowth are no better!

*finds Zubat some nice mousies to make up for the thefts*

[McDouggal]

My friends, we have WON! The catgirl-killers have fallen off the front page, as has the catgirl indifference society! FOR THE GREAT CUTENESS!

[Elemental]

Right... So you're proclaiming victory over a society of indifference due to our members being too indifferent to make posts concerning it?
In my opinion, that's victory, I just don't care enough to hold a celebration.

[McDouggal]

Right... So you're proclaiming victory over a society of indifference due to our members being too indifferent to make posts concerning it?
In my opinion, that's victory, I just don't care enough to hold a celebration.

You shouldn't make me laugh so hard, it's hazardous to my health :smalltongue:

[Lentrax]

For those who haven't seen it yet, the latest MegaTokyo (http://megatokyo.com) is related to our plight. (Kinda)

[Killer Angel]

My friends, we have WON! The catgirl-killers have fallen off the front page, as has the catgirl indifference society! FOR THE GREAT CUTENESS!

They're acting with subtlety.
For example, they insert (in the thread about After Earth) reasonings on what should be a logical ecosystem's evolution...

[Theprettiestorc]

*peering back in*

Oh, we won?

[Sylthia]

Why would someone want to kill catgirls?

[PlusSixPelican]

Why would someone want to kill catgirls?

Because they're mean butts jealous of how purrrrfect we are.

[TaiLiu]

Because they're mean butts jealous of how purrrrfect we are.
Comrade, that pun was excellent! :smallbiggrin:

[PlusSixPelican]

Comrade, that pun was excellent! :smallbiggrin:

Awwh thanks! I try.

[PallElendro]

Might I suggest the lovely Neko as the Catgirl Preservation Society as the mascot?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121221012913/k-anime/images/a/ab/Neko_Mugshot.png

[TuggyNE]

Why would someone want to kill catgirls?

Not that this is my thread, but … perhaps you should read the Society's goals? :smalltongue:

[Akrim.elf]

Might I suggest the lovely Neko as the Catgirl Preservation Society as the mascot?

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32700000/Neko-k-32715360-614-345.jpg

i sugest Nuku-Nuku for the mascot of Catgirl Preservation Society
have strong, have love, have briliant... ehm, mind?

have lots of experience in fight!
Nuku Nuku for Mascot!
Vote now!

(if you know, who is Nuku Nuku :P)

[PallElendro]

i sugest Nuku-Nuku for the mascot of Catgirl Preservation Society
have strong, have love, have briliant... ehm, mind?

have lots of experience in fight!
Nuku Nuku for Mascot!
Vote now!

(if you know, who is Nuku Nuku :P)

I'm not going to bother trying to describe Neko. These PG-13 photos ought to sum it up.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121029185655/k-anime/images/f/fd/Neko_Eating.pnghttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121031064103/k-anime/images/6/6b/NekoAbusingCleaningRobot.pnghttp://images.wikia.com/k-anime/images/3/34/Neko%27s_Stupid_Acts.png
And, of course,
http://blog.draggle.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/neko_k_anime.jpg

[TaiLiu]

PallElendro! This may sound sudden and creepy, but I would like to say that you are a highly attractive member of your species!

[The Walrus]

I'm somewhat alarmed at the success of this society, and that's not just because walruses are more closely related to dogs then cats. I think the name "Catgirl" is somewhat misleading, as it brings to mind the smallest member of the Felidae. Thinking of housecats, you might imagine that Catgirls are playful, nonthreatening creatures that subsist mainly on fish, mice, and other small mammals. But a housecat might weigh about 10 pounds, while an adult human female might weight around 130 pounds, much closer to the weight of a leopard.

Consider the feeding habits of the leopard as reported by Wikipedia: "The leopard consumes virtually any animal it can hunt down and catch." "Average daily consumption rates was estimated at 3.5 kg (7.7 lb) for adult males and 2.8 kg (6.2 lb) for females." Clearly, Catgirls will not be satisfied with eating small birds and mice, and given a population growth rate similar to that of industrialized humans, they will quickly outpace our ability to placate them with meat from livestock.

Note that leopards are the only natural predator of chimpanzees, humanity's closest relative. They have been known to become anthropophages before, with the Leopard of Panar responsible for around 400 human deaths. How long will it be before the Catgirls realize how easy it is to hunt the large mammal species that lives all around them? The species that, enamored by their cuteness, is totally unaware of their threat?

One final note: Leopards can run at 36 mph, leap distances of 20 feet vertically and 10 feet horizontally, as well as swim and climb trees carrying carcasses twice their own weight. When the Catgirls come, there will be no escape.

[TuggyNE]

I'm somewhat alarmed at the success of this society, and that's not just because walruses are more closely related to dogs then cats. I think the name "Catgirl" is somewhat misleading, as it brings to mind the smallest member of the Felidae. Thinking of housecats, you might imagine that Catgirls are playful, nonthreatening creatures that subsist mainly on fish, mice, and other small mammals. But a housecat might weigh about 10 pounds, while an adult human female might weight around 130 pounds, much closer to the weight of a leopard.

Consider the feeding habits of the leopard as reported by Wikipedia: "The leopard consumes virtually any animal it can hunt down and catch." "Average daily consumption rates was estimated at 3.5 kg (7.7 lb) for adult males and 2.8 kg (6.2 lb) for females." Clearly, Catgirls will not be satisfied with eating small birds and mice, and given a population growth rate similar to that of industrialized humans, they will quickly outpace our ability to placate them with meat from livestock.

Note that leopards are the only natural predator of chimpanzees, humanity's closest relative. They have been known to become anthropophages before, with the Leopard of Panar responsible for around 400 human deaths. How long will it be before the Catgirls realize how easy it is to hunt the large mammal species that lives all around them? The species that, enamored by their cuteness, is totally unaware of their threat?

One final note: Leopards can run at 36 mph, leap distances of 20 feet vertically and 10 feet horizontally, as well as swim and climb trees carrying carcasses twice their own weight. When the Catgirls come, there will be no escape.

Might I politely suggest you cross-post this in the counterpart thread? It certainly qualifies you for membership there, doubly so considering the nature of the calculations! :smallbiggrin:

[Killer Angel]

I'm somewhat alarmed at the success of this society, and that's not just because walruses are more closely related to dogs then cats. I think the name "Catgirl" is somewhat misleading, as it brings to mind the smallest member of the Felidae. Thinking of housecats, you might imagine that Catgirls are playful, nonthreatening creatures that subsist mainly on fish, mice, and other small mammals. But a housecat might weigh about 10 pounds, while an adult human female might weight around 130 pounds, much closer to the weight of a leopard.

Consider the feeding habits of the leopard as reported by Wikipedia: "The leopard consumes virtually any animal it can hunt down and catch." "Average daily consumption rates was estimated at 3.5 kg (7.7 lb) for adult males and 2.8 kg (6.2 lb) for females." Clearly, Catgirls will not be satisfied with eating small birds and mice, and given a population growth rate similar to that of industrialized humans, they will quickly outpace our ability to placate them with meat from livestock.

Note that leopards are the only natural predator of chimpanzees, humanity's closest relative. They have been known to become anthropophages before, with the Leopard of Panar responsible for around 400 human deaths. How long will it be before the Catgirls realize how easy it is to hunt the large mammal species that lives all around them? The species that, enamored by their cuteness, is totally unaware of their threat?

One final note: Leopards can run at 36 mph, leap distances of 20 feet vertically and 10 feet horizontally, as well as swim and climb trees carrying carcasses twice their own weight. When the Catgirls come, there will be no escape.

A dozen catgirls were killed, in the making of this post. :smallbiggrin:

[Lentrax]

For every catgirl killed, four shall take her place! We shall not stop till all is enamored with our cuteness!

[Theprettiestorc]

A dozen catgirls were killed, in the making of this post. :smallbiggrin:

What?! Oh, so catgirls are the new Bothans?

"A great deal of Bothans died to bring this to you." "You're not getting a ****ing tip, pizzaman!"

[Wild Zubat]

For every catgirl killed, four shall take her place! We shall not stop till all is enamored with our cuteness!

It's true what they say! They really ARE everywhere!

[TuggyNE]

What?! Oh, so catgirls are the new Bothans?

"A great deal of Bothans died to bring this to you." "You're not getting a ****ing tip, pizzaman!"

Many catgirls died to bring us this infographic (http://www.dorktower.com/2012/08/23/many-bothans-dork-tower-23-08-12/).

[Lentrax]

It's true what they say! They really ARE everywhere!

Open for presents!
http://kazasou.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/konachan-com-151407-acchi_kocchi-animal_ears-catgirl-chibi-christmas-eyepatch-horo-k-on-kaname_madoka-langbazi-miniwa_tsumiki-nakano_azusa-spice_and_wolf-takanashi_rikka.jpg

[Reinholdt]

I am in favor of the preservation of catgirls.
Because catgirls.

Although preserving the minority catboys wouldn't hurt either. I know I could use some more meatshields protection from angry people I've stolen from mean anti-kitty conglomerates.

[PlusSixPelican]

I am in favor of the preservation of catgirls.
Because catgirls.

Although preserving the minority catboys wouldn't hurt either. I know I could use some more meatshields protection from angry people I've stolen from mean anti-kitty conglomerates.

You do probably need to save a few catboys if you want them to reproduce, unless you're using fancy science to fertilize catgirl eggs. Regardless, slaughtering catpeople is always wrong.

[PallElendro]

PallElendro! This may sound sudden and creepy, but I would like to say that you are a highly attractive member of your species!

<3 :smile:

If I knew what species you were, I'd say you're attractive in it, too.

[WarKitty]

You do probably need to save a few catboys if you want them to reproduce, unless you're using fancy science to fertilize catgirl eggs. Regardless, slaughtering catpeople is always wrong.

I'm actually not sure - are catgirls a separate species or are they a morph?

[TuggyNE]

I'm actually not sure - are catgirls a separate species or are they a morph?

*maniacal laughter*

The CKS's scheme has borne fruit! Those who allege to preserve catgirls are themselves causing mayhem among them on a grand scale by their own posts!

*avaunts*

[TaiLiu]

<3 :smile:

If I knew what species you were, I'd say you're attractive in it, too.
Oh, that's not true. I saw your photo, and you're much more attractive.

[WarKitty]

*maniacal laughter*

The CKS's scheme has borne fruit! Those who allege to preserve catgirls are themselves causing mayhem among them on a grand scale by their own posts!

*avaunts*

We're cats. Mayhem was the whole point!

[SiuiS]

Right... So you're proclaiming victory over a society of indifference due to our members being too indifferent to make posts concerning it?
In my opinion, that's victory, I just don't care enough to hold a celebration.

Everyone wins!

Here, have a mouse~


Because they're mean butts jealous of how purrrrfect we are.

Yo.


I'm somewhat alarmed at the success of this society, and that's not just because walruses are more closely related to dogs then cats. I think the name "Catgirl" is somewhat misleading, as it brings to mind the smallest member of the Felidae. Thinking of housecats, you might imagine that Catgirls are playful, nonthreatening creatures that subsist mainly on fish, mice, and other small mammals. But a housecat might weigh about 10 pounds, while an adult human female might weight around 130 pounds, much closer to the weight of a leopard.

Consider the feeding habits of the leopard as reported by Wikipedia: "The leopard consumes virtually any animal it can hunt down and catch." "Average daily consumption rates was estimated at 3.5 kg (7.7 lb) for adult males and 2.8 kg (6.2 lb) for females." Clearly, Catgirls will not be satisfied with eating small birds and mice, and given a population growth rate similar to that of industrialized humans, they will quickly outpace our ability to placate them with meat from livestock.

Note that leopards are the only natural predator of chimpanzees, humanity's closest relative. They have been known to become anthropophages before, with the Leopard of Panar responsible for around 400 human deaths. How long will it be before the Catgirls realize how easy it is to hunt the large mammal species that lives all around them? The species that, enamored by their cuteness, is totally unaware of their threat?

One final note: Leopards can run at 36 mph, leap distances of 20 feet vertically and 10 feet horizontally, as well as swim and climb trees carrying carcasses twice their own weight. When the Catgirls come, there will be no escape.

I don't know about the rest o the group, but being savaged and consumed? Half the point~ <3

Also, have you seen humans? Have you? Those things eat enough chemically injected food their corpses last weeks longer than they did a century ago. Why do you think we are always rubbing on you humans? It's the smell. Also because we are cute masters of the world and wish to show our Favored affection and because sometimes it encourages the thumb-users to break out the treats, but that is beside the point! The point is you aren't worth eating, 'cause cat girls have thumbs too, and what energy is saved hunting a hyoo-men instead of a mouse or canary or chimpanzee or gazelle, is still more energy than just going to a super market and frolicking in the butchery and fish repository – or pushin a vending machine button for delicious, delicious hip-padding sweets~


You do probably need to save a few catboys if you want them to reproduce, unless you're using fancy science to fertilize catgirl eggs. Regardless, slaughtering catpeople is always wrong.

I always figured they reproduced like asari, especially since all the cat boys live in kennels at the whims of some human master.

Perhaps there is a pedigree program I am unaware of?


*maniacal laughter*

The CKS's scheme has borne fruit! Those who allege to preserve catgirls are themselves causing mayhem among them on a grand scale by their own posts!

*avaunts*

Pish-posh, there be no physics injected into games here! Be the gone, armored hobbit! For thou art small, and with feet resembling toys!

[Castaras]

*blinks* they still hold the myth that physics can kill catgirls? Whaddya think I'm sat on at the moment, pretty little flowers? :smallconfused:

[Akrim.elf]

Hi, my little lovely felicitas, why not to vote for Catgirl Week in Avatar Theme Week Central and little overrun this world for one week in near future?

if we win, this week will be purrrfect!
Nya Nya Meow

[PlusSixPelican]

The point is you aren't worth eating, 'cause cat girls have thumbs too, and what energy is saved hunting a hyoo-men instead of a mouse or canary or chimpanzee or gazelle, is still more energy than just going to a super market and frolicking in the butchery and fish repository – or pushin a vending machine button for delicious, delicious hip-padding sweets~

Hip-padding sweets are the best kind of sweets, says me.

[TaiLiu]

Hi, my little lovely felicitas, why not to vote for Catgirl Week in Avatar Theme Week Central and little overrun this world for one week in near future?

if we win, this week will be purrrfect!
Nya Nya Meow
Oh, good idea! I should do that, now.

[SiuiS]

Hip-padding sweets are the best kind of sweets, says me.

Darn tootin'!

Man. Slow in here. Did we all decide to nap & groom at once, or?

[Lord Raziere]

the Catgirl-killers haven't been all that active either.

if the war resumes, it resumes.

it looks like its resuming.

I think I know what to make for steampunk week now though.

a steampunk catgirl. :smallamused: normal science may not work, but that doesn't mean STEAMPUNK science cannot! after all, gears and steam making robots and other things that science says they cannot? might as well be made for catgirls to use!

[Wild Zubat]

You... you're mad.

You're utterly mad! Do you know what that kind of technology could do in the wrong hands!?

Of course if anything goes wrong in a steam-powered mech, the high temperatures will likely leave the pilot with severe burns, and the sheer amount of water vapor might cut off oxygen to the pilot enough that they suffocate- which is probably a good reason to not have any steam pipes in the cockpit as I have seen in some steampunk mech designs.

[Lord Raziere]

oh but I am a wizard as well! its MAGICAL steampunk!

oh and thanks for reminding me to change my steampunk avatar to steamcat avatar!:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk25/Trizap/steamcatgirl_zps6dc6581b.png~original

[CrazyYanmega]

I do not care much either way for catgirls. But in order to put a stop to TuggyNE's attempt to begin another round of racial cleansing in this world, my blade is yours.

[Arkhosia]

Sign me up.
Cuz Blake.

[HumbleLioness]

while new to these forums i didnt quite understand this thread, since searching a bit i now agree with your cause and will humbly join your ranks!

I dont mind being front line for direct attacks or defences.

[Jaycemonde]

(goat represent)