Five Tons of Nutella Stolen

[Castaras]

Possibility of a Black Market for Nutella? (http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/09/thieves-make-off-with-five-tons-of-nutella-in-germany/)


I'm personally holding out for it being a group of students who got cravings and decided that if you're going to steal nutella you might as well go all out and steal nutella for everyone.

[Traab]

I blame it on copycat criminals. "Hey, someone stole like 30 gazillion gallons of syrup and made the enws world wide! How can we do that?"

"Dude, there is a freaking epic amount of nutella in this place I know about, lets go take that!"

[Bouregard]

Possibility of a Black Market for Nutella? (http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/09/thieves-make-off-with-five-tons-of-nutella-in-germany/)


I'm personally holding out for it being a group of students who got cravings and decided that if you're going to steal nutella you might as well go all out and steal nutella for everyone.

Nutella stolen? Quick protect the bread and the bakeries or someone can hold the whole breakfast world hostage!

My suspect:
A modern Robin Hood, who plans to smuggle the nutrient rich easy to transport paste to starving countries.

[The Succubus]

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=279553

:smalltongue:

[GM.Casper]

I would like to think all these crimes have been committed by the same, food-theme related supervillain.

[Killer Angel]

Obviously, we already have a suspect (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsjpzmRIwck)...

[Asta Kask]

Nah, he was the victim.