Cuthalion's Creatively Created Cranny for Random Banter #192

[Cuthalion]

Welcome, welcome, welcome. How are you guys? This time I'm going to try to post here a bit more consistently. However. Here goes.

The Previous Random Banter can be found here:
Devmaar's Notably Unalliterative Random Banter #191 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=278435)

Amotis' Random Banter #1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13484)
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13401)
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13319)
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13205)
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13146)
Jibar's Random Banter #6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13026)
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12939)
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12918)
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12855)
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12834)
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12809)
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12785)
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12766)
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12747)
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12740)
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12735)
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12693)
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12668)
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12657)
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12638)
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12630)
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12614)
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12598)
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12578)
NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12544)
Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12533)
Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12515)
Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12507)
El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12503)
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12494)
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12482)
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12468)
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12458)
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12445)
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12432)
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12423)
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12419)
Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12413)
Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12405)
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12397)
The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12387)
Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12376)
ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12360)
Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12342)
Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12328)
Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12310)
LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26599)
Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27622)
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28083)
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28444)
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28990)
Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29697)
Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30353)
Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31109)
Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31512)
The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32080)
EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32494)
Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32847)
SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33465)
Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34165)
Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34568)
var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34801)
Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35014)
Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35256)
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35418)
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35596)
Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35859)
Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36317)
Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36977)
Scorpina's Random Banter #70 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37480)
Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37824)
Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38225)
Lucky’s Random Banter #73 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38987)
Castaras's Random Banter #74 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37836)
D'anna Biers RB #75 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39495)
Zeb The Troll's RB#76 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39801)
Egdpollard's RB #77 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40128)
Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40410)
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40909)
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41778)
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43254)
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44919)
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47592)
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49048)
Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50658)
Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51825)
Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52783)
FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54612)
SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59668)
Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62430)
Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65645)
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67629)
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69425)
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71161)
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73464)
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75946)
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78694)
Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81626)
Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84068)
VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84914)
Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87577)
Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4790602#post4790602)
Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4903962#post4903962)
Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92718)
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94491)
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95905)
Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97703)
Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99100)
Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100414)
Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101156)
TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5600540#post5600540)
Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101988)
Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102865)
The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103674)
Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104480)
The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105584)
Random Banter #117 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106698)
Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107882)
Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109007)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110963&page=50)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=113197)
Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114623)
Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116660)
Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
(http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118380)Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6614894)
Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121385)
Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122977)
Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123816)
Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=125667)
KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126557)
Supagoof's Supa-Sensational Silly Symphonies Set Sizzingly On Fire Random Banter #131 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128570)
Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #132! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=130459)
Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131814)
Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7373844#post7373844)
Il'deav Ilah'naie's Indiscreet Intimacies on Indigo Iceboats Random Banter #135 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134438)
Recaiden's Resplendent and Rotating Realistic Random Banter #136 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136879)
Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-muffin (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138879)
Edge's Effluence of Extravagant and Effulgent Random Banter #138 (”http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7876065”)
Zeb The Troll's Zecond Go At Ze Random Banter #139 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8061505&postcount=1)
Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148462)
Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150904)
A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8722755)
Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=159998)
The thread that changed name one last time, with style. (Random Banter #144) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=161407)
Banjo’s Bodacious & Boosted Bumper Bulletproof Box of Banter Most Random #145 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=162819)
Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=164224)
KuReshtin's Vociferously Ruminating Harbinger of Random Banter - #147 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166664)
Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random Banter - #148 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169890)
Skeppio's Splendidly Strange & Superbly Scintillating Random Banter - #149 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=173056)
Teddy's Turbulent and Topicless Random Banter #150 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=175338)
Fifty-Eyed Fred's Ferociously Fanatical and Fabulously Fascinating Random Banter #151 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=178205)
Rae's Really Rascally and Ridiculously Rowdy Random Banter #152 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181296)
Haruki's Hot n' Holy Random Banter #153 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10176275#post10176275)
MoonCat's Magnificently Mythopoeic Random Banter #154
(http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187576)Eadin's Exchange of Extraterrestrial Excuses AKA Random Banter #155 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=190034)
Happy HalfTangible's Horrific Hail of Random Banter #156 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10629167#post10629167)
AtlanteanTroll's Atrocious and Terrific Arcade of Terror - RB #157 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=196302)
LaLa’s Laughably Silly Random Banter Thread – RB #158 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198767)
Zaydos's Zany Zooetic Random Banter - RB #159 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=200208)
Blue's Blessed and Blissful Random Banter - RB #160 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201653)
Absolmorph's Azoic Arete of Adventitious and Aimless Random Banter - RB 161 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202546)
Gwyn's Gloriously Green Garrumphing Garter of Garrulous Gabble! Random Banter #162 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=203954)
Eruantion's Euphoric, Elephant-filled Elevated Epoch of Eurhythmic Random Banter #163 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=205487)
ATW's Awesome Androgynous Avaricious Azure Ardent Adamant Alluvial Random Banter #164 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=207269)
Cynical Avocado's Absolutely Admirable Accumulation of Random Bantering #165 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=209860)
August's Pink Plushy and Phantasmagorically Random Banter Thread #166 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212011)
Heliomance's Everchanging Thread Title Random Banter #167 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213053)
Tragic_Comedian's Tremendously Tropical Random Banter #168 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=215180)
Qwertystop's Quickly Quilted, Quip-filled Random Banter #169 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217326)
Thufir's Thupremely Thatithfying Thecond Random Banter With a Lithp #170
(http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=219654)Feytalist's Fantastically Freakish First Random Banter #171 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222713)
Dragonprime's Dashing Delight-fu Dazzling Dualistic Random Banter #172
Castaras' Random Banter #173: Bringing back your nostalgic Great Old Ones (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=229164)
Pokemon-freak89's Random Banter number eleventy-twelve... uhh... I mean... number 174 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=231235)
Dark Elf Bard's Random Banter #175:Playin' Underdark Jazz since the Drow went dark. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=235950)
Mutant Sheep's Post Septaquintaquinquecentennial ApRiL fOoLs Random Banter: #176 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=238117)
Elemental's Excitingly Excellent Random Banter: No.CLXXVII (177) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=13163770)
Amiel's Appeasingly Appropriate Arbitrary Amusement (Random Banter): No.CLXXVIII #178 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=245179)
"Your Angel of Banter Awaits." ThePhantasm Presents Random Banter #179 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=13535351)
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Yup. That's about it. Aaaaannndd... Banter!

Oh! I made Havarti the other day!

[Deathkeeper]

Hail the new thread! Long Live the new thread!

[Qwertystop]

I finished A Memory Of Light!

[LaZodiac]

Aaaaaaaaah I am such a FART.

On my walk to cash my check there was this fat guy wearing flannel who was trying to open car doors to steal from em. He had a bunch of wallets on him. He kinda snarled at me when I was looking at him. I should of tripped him or disabled him or something! I couldn't call the cops since I don't know the number or what street it was on because I'm stupid.

Blaaaaaaaaargh.

[Cuthalion]

Aaaaaaaaah I am such a FART.

On my walk to cash my check there was this fat guy wearing flannel who was trying to open car doors to steal from em. He had a bunch of wallets on him. He kinda snarled at me when I was looking at him. I should of tripped him or disabled him or something! I couldn't call the cops since I don't know the number or what street it was on because I'm stupid.

Blaaaaaaaaargh.

Couldn't you report at least what he looked like? Seems like it would still be worth it.

[Dimonite]

*Gavottes on in*

Mmmmmmmm... gotta love that new thread smell!

So guess who spent all morning working on building the Performing Arts Center on campus in Minecraft only to find out that the presentation he was building it for got moved to Monday at the last minute! I'll give you a hint: it was me and I'm somewhat peeved. :smallannoyed::smallmad::smallfurious:

[LaZodiac]

Couldn't you report at least what he looked like? Seems like it would still be worth it.

I don't know the number for the police, or what street it is on. I'll ask Mom once she gets home.

[Deathkeeper]

I finished A Memory Of Light!

I left my copy at home and will only read it once my finals are done.

[Mutant Sheep]

I don't know the number for the police, or what street it is on. I'll ask Mom once she gets home.

...:smallconfused: I could swear Canada had 911 be the cop call number. Though some places are exceptions...

[Amidus Drexel]

Hmm... I'm not sure whether I should appeal to a higher power for assistance, cry, go insane or just shake my head humouredly and say "That's Amidus alright."

In that case, I shall not summon forth the spirit of Franz Liszt. It could be disastrous if he decides to give a performance. Anyway... Necromantic plans aside, I hope everything works out.

:smallbiggrin: (It's better than that one time where I stuck a bunch of invisible spoiler tags in a post)



Aw :smallfrown:
I assumed we could be the twins :smalltongue:

Hrm... I had not thought of that... I retract my previous statement!

So, now we've definitely got a Shakespearean comedy. :smallamused:

ION: I feel as if planning my schedule at least a few hours in advance might be a good idea. Hrm...

[LaZodiac]

...:smallconfused: I could swear Canada had 911 be the cop call number. Though some places are exceptions...

Even if it is, that's the EMERGENCY number. You call it when a guy's trying to knife you, not when some loser in flannel is robbing cars :smalltongue:

[Theprettiestorc]

I have a question.

How many chickens can you raise to be egg-layers before you're officially considered nuts? I think we're up to fourteen hens and twenty-six chicks.

[Teddy]

Blast my inability to teleport, and inability to understand movies in Swedish.

Yeah, as Asta said, English movies are shown with roughly a 50/50 split between subtitles and dub, and since the Swedish voice actors aren't always the best, most people of my generation tend to prefer those in the original language.


Even if it is, that's the EMERGENCY number. You call it when a guy's trying to knife you, not when some loser in flannel is robbing cars :smalltongue:

I don't think the guys who had their cars robbed are going to agree with you. Nor the police for that matter. If your emergency service centres are so bogged down in calls that a burglary-in-progress is deemed too unimportant, I think you're probably deep in the apocalypse anyway...

[Devmaar]

Hrm... I had not thought of that... I retract my previous statement!

So, now we've definitely got a Shakespearean comedy. :smallamused:

ION: I feel as if planning my schedule at least a few hours in advance might be a good idea. Hrm...

Yay :smallbiggrin:

I've heard good things about that :smalltongue:

[Callin]

I have a question.

How many chickens can you raise to be egg-layers before you're officially considered nuts? I think we're up to fourteen hens and twenty-six chicks.

Heck your still under minimum for some States.

[Cuthalion]

I have a question.

How many chickens can you raise to be egg-layers before you're officially considered nuts? I think we're up to fourteen hens and twenty-six chicks.

I was wondering if anyone else in the playground had chickens. We're raising our first three chicks.

Depends. What varieties? If they're Leghorns, you're past nuts, if they're Orps, well, keep going.

[Amidus Drexel]

I have a question.

How many chickens can you raise to be egg-layers before you're officially considered nuts? I think we're up to fourteen hens and twenty-six chicks.

Well, you've got more than we have at my house... and I think my sister and step-sister are crazy for having the six hens that we've got. :smalltongue:


I was wondering if anyone else in the playground had chickens. We're raising our first three chicks.

Yes! They were hilarious-looking for the few months between being chicks and being fully-grown hens. :smallamused:

[Theprettiestorc]

I think we've got a few Rhode Island Reds, a Bardrock...aaaaaand...a bunch of red/black chickens.

Then the chicks are some other variety. I don't pay attention.

We also have a Hooster!

[LaZodiac]

Yeah, as Asta said, English movies are shown with roughly a 50/50 split between subtitles and dub, and since the Swedish voice actors aren't always the best, most people of my generation tend to prefer those in the original language.

I don't think the guys who had their cars robbed are going to agree with you. Nor the police for that matter. If your emergency service centres are so bogged down in calls that a burglary-in-progress is deemed too unimportant, I think you're probably deep in the apocalypse anyway...

Aaaah, okay.

Also...I didn't really realize that :smallredface:

[HalfTangible]

Aaaah, okay.

Also...I didn't really realize that :smallredface:

There was an instance when i worked at Kroger's where someone called the cops to report a stolen purse (at a different store for that matter) and the police didn't have a problem with it. Nor with any of the numerous times we reported something stolen.

[Cuthalion]

Well, you've got more than we have at my house... and I think my sister and step-sister are crazy for having the six hens that we've got. :smalltongue:



Yes! They were hilarious-looking for the few months between being chicks and being fully-grown hens. :smallamused:


I think we've got a few Rhode Island Reds, a Bardrock...aaaaaand...a bunch of red/black chickens.

Then the chicks are some other variety. I don't pay attention.

We also have a Hooster!

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3698/dsc04124z.jpg
How many eggs do you get per week?

[Mutant Sheep]

See? You want to, we want you to, it's a win-win situation! Please! :smallbambieyes:

Oh no, I'd never dare to tarnish such a pure thing!

Seeing how it would be my house, well, houses tend to be rather private, don't they?

Tell me about it. Pretty much every single CS course I've been in has mentioned that rocket for one reason or another (mostly why you should writte proper documentation).Hah! Teddy has slipped up in his attempts! I'VE NEVER SEEN BAMBI.*dramatic lightning*

Boooo.:smallfrown:

But why have a lakehouse if you don't invite all you're vaguely internet friends who don't show you pictures to it?:smalltongue:

It is an effective story. "Stupid things can screw up alot of ****. Don't screw up like this" is a decent moral to pass on.:smallwink:


Don't be silly! There's no lake on my lawn for the house to be next to. :smallwink:

There's a lot of talk about how the Finnish schooling system is superiour to ours here in Sweden (because, honestly, our schooling system is really the best right now). Whenever such discussions are heard on the radio/tv, mum tend to proclaim that it's terrible at teaching independence. She's apparently had a few Finnish co-workers who, while competent, were completely incapable of taking their own initiatives and required someone to instruct them at all times. I doubt it's this bad in general, however...
ION:
I won two cinema tickets by being smart and solving Einstein's riddle (or rather one instance thereof), so now I need to figure out what movie to go and see, and with whom...Boooo.

I have two totally not contradictory views on intelligence and independence. One is "Smart people are smart enough to challenge inefficient things", the other is "some smart people are really friggen stupid".:smallsigh::smallbiggrin:

See that new movie, with the famous actor!:smalltongue:


Yeah, as Asta said, English movies are shown with roughly a 50/50 split between subtitles and dub, and since the Swedish voice actors aren't always the best, most people of my generation tend to prefer those in the original language.



I don't think the guys who had their cars robbed are going to agree with you. Nor the police for that matter. If your emergency service centres are so bogged down in calls that a burglary-in-progress is deemed too unimportant, I think you're probably deep in the apocalypse anyway...I knew this! (Because the only dubs of 'Murican movies are in Spanish, and can't even come close to pretending to say they try lip-sincing.)

Once again, I agree with Teddy. There's a reason that, when you call, someone says "What is the emergency". So you can say "It isn't some crazy axe murderer, it's some ****** stealing people's property and he seems mentally deranged, since he barked at me and that seems loony." (Aside from a certain someone we know who barks at people....:smallwink:)

ION: Gyahg this week. Early dismissal today, because really, FLOOOOOD. We has a neighborhood named Riverside here? Pha yeh, it's just River now.:smallamused::smallfrown: (Not exactly rooftop rescue, but there's going to be some damage done.)

[HalfTangible]

I finally remembered to get myself a background for my laptop's desktop.

It's ponies!

[Theprettiestorc]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3698/dsc04124z.jpg
How many eggs do you get per week?

The chicks are yellow, with the two brown stripes up their back.

And out of sixteen hens, we get...60-70 eggs a week.

[Thufir]

So guess who spent all morning working on building the Performing Arts Center on campus in Minecraft only to find out that the presentation he was building it for got moved to Monday at the last minute! I'll give you a hint: it was me and I'm somewhat peeved. :smallannoyed::smallmad::smallfurious:

Look on the bright side - now you won't have to spend all of Monday morning doing it, and can use that time for something else.


Even if it is, that's the EMERGENCY number. You call it when a guy's trying to knife you, not when some loser in flannel is robbing cars :smalltongue:

It's in-progress, so it's urgent that they try to stop it while it's still in progress.
Also, if someone is trying to knife you right that second, you should probably be defending yourself rather than pulling out your phone...

[MoonCat]

ION:
I won two cinema tickets by being smart and solving Einstein's riddle (or rather one instance thereof), so now I need to figure out what movie to go and see, and with whom...

Me! Me!

ION: Friday. Oh my god, it's Friday, thank the gods.

And I have two essays to do, a math class two years above my age level to get into, and I've gotta take the college compass test. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYYYY

[LaZodiac]

It's in-progress, so it's urgent that they try to stop it while it's still in progress.
Also, if someone is trying to knife you right that second, you should probably be defending yourself rather than pulling out your phone...

Good point :smallredface:


Me! Me!

ION: Friday. Oh my god, it's Friday, thank the gods.

And I have two essays to do, a math class two years above my age level to get into, and I've gotta take the college compass test. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYYYY

Have fun! And good luck!

[Cuthalion]

The chicks are yellow, with the two brown stripes up their back.

And out of sixteen hens, we get...60-70 eggs a week.

You sell any?

By the way, those are our chicks.

[TaiLiu]

ION: Friday. Oh my god, it's Friday, thank the gods.
I wish I could be as cheerful about Friday.

And I have two essays to do,
What types of essays?

a math class two years above my age level to get into,
What type of math?

and I've gotta take the college compass test. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYYYY
Compass test...?

That's an odd name.

[Theprettiestorc]

You sell any?

By the way, those are our chicks.

Well, we use about six eggs every morning, XD. But yeah, we're working on selling them again. Had a fiasco six months ago that knocked us from twelve hens to four, and no rooster, because they got out and got eaten by all the dogs.

But we got new chickens a few weeks ago. And new chickies yesterday.

(And I thought so - they're cuuuuute!)

[Teddy]

Also...I didn't really realize that :smallredface:

Yeah, you're excused. Just remember it in the future.


There was an instance when i worked at Kroger's where someone called the cops to report a stolen purse (at a different store for that matter) and the police didn't have a problem with it. Nor with any of the numerous times we reported something stolen.

That's just plain stupid. They should at least have filed a report so that it gets into the statistics.
...
Then again, I may be overplaying the role of statistics. Living in what I reckon is the best country at statistics-gathering in the world may have influenced my view on it...


Hah! Teddy has slipped up in his attempts! I'VE NEVER SEEN BAMBI.*dramatic lightning*

Neither have I, but that's not important. Pictures, that's what's important.


But why have a lakehouse if you don't invite all you're vaguely internet friends who don't show you pictures to it?:smalltongue:

Well, if any of you happen to be around, you're free to show up unannounced. I like surprises, after all. They're much better than inviting people who never come...


I have two totally not contradictory views on intelligence and independence. One is "Smart people are smart enough to challenge inefficient things", the other is "some smart people are really friggen stupid".:smallsigh::smallbiggrin:

"Everyone has their weaknesses" is a good middle ground.


See that new movie, with the famous actor!:smalltongue:

Oh yes, that one. I've always desired to see it.


ION: Gyahg this week. Early dismissal today, because really, FLOOOOOD. We has a neighborhood named Riverside here? Pha yeh, it's just River now.:smallamused::smallfrown: (Not exactly rooftop rescue, but there's going to be some damage done.)

Heh, we're having some high waters around as well. Good thing the downtown is located a few metres above the stream-river-thingy (å), because the water is wilder and more rapid than I've ever seen it.


Me! Me!

Sure thing! Just come over here and I'll take you out for a night. You have one year to go before the tickets expire. :smallwink:

[HalfTangible]

That's just plain stupid. They should at least have filed a report so that it gets into the statistics.
...
Then again, I may be overplaying the role of statistics. Living in what I reckon is the best country at statistics-gathering in the world may have influenced my view on it...

I meant they didn't have a problem with us calling them :smalltongue:

[FinnLassie]

Hey there, fellas. :smallamused:

... Guess who is off for the weekend by putting themselves a 7.30am alarm on a Saturday? :smallannoyed: Damn sports...

[LaZodiac]

Yeah, you're excused. Just remember it in the future.

That's just plain stupid. They should at least have filed a report so that it gets into the statistics.
...
Then again, I may be overplaying the role of statistics. Living in what I reckon is the best country at statistics-gathering in the world may have influenced my view on it...

Sure thing! Just come over here and I'll take you out for a night. You have one year to go before the tickets expire. :smallwink:

I will, I promise!

You're probably just overplaying. Heck, if things I've heard are true, McDonalds shut down in Sweden because they didn't serve food with cutlery :smalltongue:

Awe, but I want to go (though I have LESS of a chance then Moony does of actually making it in time).

[MoonCat]

I wish I could be as cheerful about Friday.

What types of essays?

What type of math?

Compass test...?

That's an odd name.

No more school for two days. HUZZAH.

One History research paper, and one English research paper. Oh, and the grade I get on the History research paper will also count as a grade in the English class as a full paper as well.

Junior math.

Eh. It works.


Sure thing! Just come over here and I'll take you out for a night. You have one year to go before the tickets expire. :smallwink:

Sweden? I can totally make it.


Awe, but I want to go (though I have LESS of a chance then Moony does of actually making it in time).

You're closer!

[LaZodiac]

You're closer!

You're a competent human being and thus can fly on a plane without the help of an adult.

Yes, I'm 21 and too afraid to go on a plane by myself. :smallredface:

[MoonCat]

You're a competent human being and thus can fly on a plane without the help of an adult.

Yes, I'm 21 and too afraid to go on a plane by myself. :smallredface:

I've never travelled alone, and why are you afraid of planes? :smallconfused:

[LaZodiac]

I've never travelled alone, and why are you afraid of planes? :smallconfused:

I figure you could travel alone if you wanted and had the chance.

Honestly, I am a LITTLE afraid of flying, since I'm afraid of really tall heights. I'm afraid of flying on planes by myself since I won't know what to do once I get to the other side.

[Amidus Drexel]

Ye gods, it's oppressively hot in here... I may need to step outside...



ION: Friday. Oh my god, it's Friday, thank the gods.

And I have two essays to do, a math class two years above my age level to get into, and I've gotta take the college compass test. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYYYY

This. This so very much. It's about damn time it's Friday. I need a weekend. :smallcool:

Good luck on your school stuff!


Well, if any of you happen to be around, you're free to show up unannounced. I like surprises, after all. They're much better than inviting people who never come...

I will remember this, should I ever go to Sweden. If a disheveled-looking American with long hair shows up at your door, that'd be me. :smallwink:


You're a competent human being and thus can fly on a plane without the help of an adult.

Yes, I'm 21 and too afraid to go on a plane by myself. :smallredface:

Oh, come on; I flew alone when I was like 15*. You can do it. If you're lost, just find a random, official-looking person and tell them you don't know where to go; those sorts of people love to give instructions.

*Note: I don't actually remember how old I was. I'm not off by more than a year, though.


Honestly, I am a LITTLE afraid of flying, since I'm afraid of really tall heights. I'm afraid of flying on planes by myself since I won't know what to do once I get to the other side.

Heights never bothered me... depths, though; those'll do the trick.

On a relevant note: Just try to get an aisle seat; they're more comfortable by far. (and if you do, by chance, get the window, you'll mostly see clouds (or the plane's wing), if my experience with planes is anything to go by).

ION: I'm not sure how to express some of my gestures (which would accompany speech) into typing... An exclamation mark makes me seem excited, and a period makes me seem uninterested... I suppose I could use, say, a comma to end a sentence, but that just doesn't feel right,

Hrm... This is problematic.

[Mutant Sheep]

Yeah, you're excused. Just remember it in the future.

That's just plain stupid. They should at least have filed a report so that it gets into the statistics.
...

Neither have I, but that's not important. Pictures, that's what's important.



Well, if any of you happen to be around, you're free to show up unannounced. I like surprises, after all. They're much better than inviting people who never come...Crimes=call the cops. Shocking, but true.:smallwink:

They did. He meaned that, ah he already said so. It was all "they didn't mind" as in "they didn't mind that he called 911 over it", rather than "the local authorities thought burglary was coo'". :smalltongue:

Bguuuuh.:smallfrown: I am going to a con in weekend, maybe (hopefully not) cosplaying. Like, pleaaaase no lemme just wear mah robot shirt shooting a deer with laservision.:smallredface::smallbiggrin:

Quick! ALL THE PLAYGROUND, PARTY AT TEDDY'S PLACE. WOO. ATTRACTIVE NERD GUY HAS PARTY THING MOVIE, HAPPEN QUICK. *dies in beginning*

Also,who could snub Teddy?:smalleek::smallfrown:


"Everyone has their weaknesses" is a good middle ground.

Oh yes, that one. I've always desired to see it.

Heh, we're having some high waters around as well. Good thing the downtown is located a few metres above the stream-river-thingy (å), because the water is wilder and more rapid than I've ever seen it.



Sure thing! Just come over here and I'll take you out for a night. You have one year to go before the tickets expire. :smallwink:Booooo!:smallyuk: Then the entire nation of Finlandese education is an everyman story!?:smalleek:

I loved the part where Morgan Freeman explained *important plot detail* to us!:smalltongue: /hah spoiler

I live not near riverside, so I had no effects noticed by myself.

*shows up at Teddy's in Jurassic Park gear*
JURASSIC PARK 3D.:cool:


I figure you could travel alone if you wanted and had the chance.

Honestly, I am a LITTLE afraid of flying, since I'm afraid of really tall heights. I'm afraid of flying on planes by myself since I won't know what to do once I get to the other side.She may be Moonie, but she isn't that powerful.:smalltongue:

I think the best way to overcome "what the hell do i do in this situation" syndrome is to do a group thing that is similar first, because then you at least grasp the basics. Do some indepedent adult things with some of the group, learn how to exist in weirdotopia, and then maybe do it again. I would suggest MEETUP CANADA STYLE, but I dunno, since i can only name you and Knee as Canadians right now and thats not very meetupy.

[MoonCat]

Ants!!!

Today in my room, I ate one raw lemon, and one raw onion. NEITHER OF THESE THIGNS YOU LIKE TO EAT, SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?!?!?!?!?!?

[Worira]

You're forgetting the favourite meal of ants, the thing they treasure above all else. Human flesh.

[MoonCat]

You're forgetting the favourite meal of ants, the thing they treasure above all else. Human flesh.

A cat has been sitting in her room eating lemons and onions. WHY ARE THERE ANTS HERE?

[LaZodiac]

Ants!!!

Today in my room, I ate one raw lemon, and one raw onion. NEITHER OF THESE THIGNS YOU LIKE TO EAT, SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?!?!?!?!?!?

The answer to this is simple, Moony. You're so sweet they think you're sugar.

Alternatively, since ants are the anti life equation, they're doing it to piss you off.

[Elemental]

:smallbiggrin: (It's better than that one time where I stuck a bunch of invisible spoiler tags in a post)

How... How does that even work...



I finally remembered to get myself a background for my laptop's desktop.

It's ponies!

Huzzah! What kind of ponies?



Well, if any of you happen to be around, you're free to show up unannounced. I like surprises, after all. They're much better than inviting people who never come...

Everyone, we're going to Sweden.



Ants!!!

Today in my room, I ate one raw lemon, and one raw onion. NEITHER OF THESE THIGNS YOU LIKE TO EAT, SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?!?!?!?!?!?

*sigh* I'll brush off my entomology hat...
First, a question: How many ants did you see? If it was one, then it was a scout looking for food. If it was a lot, then obviously they're using your room as a thoroughfare.
Finally, they are just ants and they're not hard to get rid of. There are numerous scents that ants don't like, so I suggest you try them out. Unfortunately, I can't think of any off the top of my head, though I vaguely remember something about cinnamon...
If that doesn't work, put a line of salt around the edge of your room. That has the added advantage of deterring certain supernatural creatures as well.

[HalfTangible]

Huzzah! What kind of ponies?

The mane six, set against a black background and kinda glowy.

[Amidus Drexel]

How... How does that even work...

Huzzah! What kind of ponies?


Oh, someone'll figure it out, I'm sure. :smallamused:

Hopefully Shetland ponies. Those are cool. They're like midget horses. :smallcool:

[LaZodiac]

Well, if any of you happen to be around, you're free to show up unannounced. I like surprises, after all. They're much better than inviting people who never come...

"Everyone has their weaknesses" is a good middle ground.


Hadn't noticed you said this! Sorry! Maybe one day when I am actually able TO come over, I will surprise you. I'll probably spoil the surprise by asking where you live when the time is right though :smallredface:

Mine's mints and eclairs :smallbiggrin:

[TaiLiu]

No more school for two days. HUZZAH.
Ah.

One History research paper, and one English research paper. Oh, and the grade I get on the History research paper will also count as a grade in the English class as a full paper as well.
Huh. That's interesting, and highlights some differences between our schools. :smallconfused:

Junior math.
So, trigonometry? :smallconfused:

Eh. It works.
You'll have to explain this one to be. I cannot see how colleges and compasses mix.

Ants!!!

Today in my room, I ate one raw lemon, and one raw onion. NEITHER OF THESE THIGNS YOU LIKE TO EAT, SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?!?!?!?!?!?
You have very interesting experiences. How do raw onions taste?

[MoonCat]

*sigh* I'll brush off my entomology hat...
First, a question: How many ants did you see? If it was one, then it was a scout looking for food. If it was a lot, then obviously they're using your room as a thoroughfare.
Finally, they are just ants and they're not hard to get rid of. There are numerous scents that ants don't like, so I suggest you try them out. Unfortunately, I can't think of any off the top of my head, though I vaguely remember something about cinnamon...
If that doesn't work, put a line of salt around the edge of your room. That has the added advantage of deterring certain supernatural creatures as well.

Yeah, we use borax, for some reason, they can't walk over it. Also, jojoba oil. The problem is, I can't find the source to block off with that, and they're not showing up anywhere else in the house, except they're in my room in great numbers.


Huh. That's interesting, and highlights some differences between our schools. :smallconfused:

So, trigonometry? :smallconfused:

You'll have to explain this one to be. I cannot see how colleges and compasses mix.

You have very interesting experiences. How do raw onions taste?

Uh. Okay.

Nah, we do trig as part of Geometry, Junior year is supposed to be Algebra 2, unless you're in the "smart group," in which you're taking it as a sophomore.

LET THE COMPASS BE YOUR EDUCATIVE GUIDEY THING. Look, it's figurative.

Yummy?

[TaiLiu]

Nah, we do trig as part of Geometry, Junior year is supposed to be Algebra 2, unless you're in the "smart group," in which you're taking it as a sophomore.
Ah, I see.

LET THE COMPASS BE YOUR EDUCATIVE GUIDEY THING. Look, it's figurative.
Oh, I see. I like it!

Yummy?
...Huh. :smallconfused:

[MoonCat]

Oh, I see. I like it!

...Huh. :smallconfused:

Yep. Cue the music from Pochahontas. Not even kidding, it plays through the whole test, it's very distracting. :smalltongue:

OMNOMNOMFOOOOD

[LaZodiac]

Yep. Cue the music from Pochahontas. Not even kidding, it plays through the whole test, it's very distracting. :smalltongue:

OMNOMNOMFOOOOD

Colooooour of the wiiiiiiind.

Not gonna lie, this would make my work much less good then it usually was, because I don't like the music in Pochahontas much x_X

[Coidzor]

Hey there, fellas. :smallamused:

... Guess who is off for the weekend by putting themselves a 7.30am alarm on a Saturday? :smallannoyed: Damn sports...

Fun times. What sports?

[MoonCat]

Colooooour of the wiiiiiiind.

Not gonna lie, this would make my work much less good then it usually was, because I don't like the music in Pochahontas much x_X

Savages is an absolutely awesome song.

[FinnLassie]

*yawn*

I only drank a very little alcohol last night. Tasted bad. Eugh. It was some cherry stuff. :smallconfused:


Fun times. What sports?

Kendo. Although I won't be doing much today because I twisted my ankle at a party last night... *mutter*

[Mynxae]

Finally.. A new thread that actually has alliteration in the title again. :smallannoyed:

[Teddy]

You're probably just overplaying. Heck, if things I've heard are true, McDonalds shut down in Sweden because they didn't serve food with cutlery :smalltongue:

Definitely a rumor. We've got lots of McDonalds over here, and if any of them shut down, it's either because of too few customers or them beeing too lenient on the health regulations.


Awe, but I want to go (though I have LESS of a chance then Moony does of actually making it in time).

Well, I only have two tickets, so it's first come, first served. That said, I'm in no financial pickle, so whoever gets here second could probably guilt me into taking her out as well. :smallwink:


Sweden? I can totally make it.

Then I'll be waiting. :smallwink:


Yes, I'm 21 and too afraid to go on a plane by myself. :smallredface:

I'm 20 and my highest dream is to fly a plane all by myself. We could hardly be any further apart in this regard. :smallwink:


Honestly, I am a LITTLE afraid of flying, since I'm afraid of really tall heights. I'm afraid of flying on planes by myself since I won't know what to do once I get to the other side.

Heights actually get kind of irrelevant when you get a few hundred metres above ground. Everything just becomes so distant you lose the concept of height to start with.

Also, as a native English speaker, you'll have a relatively easy time, since just about anyone around here will be able to understand and communicate with you.


I will remember this, should I ever go to Sweden. If a disheveled-looking American with long hair shows up at your door, that'd be me. :smallwink:

Disheveled... American...
*jots down*
Got it!


On a relevant note: Just try to get an aisle seat; they're more comfortable by far. (and if you do, by chance, get the window, you'll mostly see clouds (or the plane's wing), if my experience with planes is anything to go by).

Nah, unless you sit right above the wing, you can usually get at least a somewhat good view.


They did. He meaned that, ah he already said so. It was all "they didn't mind" as in "they didn't mind that he called 911 over it", rather than "the local authorities thought burglary was coo'". :smalltongue:

Ahh, now I get it. I thought they didn't mind the stuff being stolen. :smallwink:


Bguuuuh.:smallfrown: I am going to a con in weekend, maybe (hopefully not) cosplaying. Like, pleaaaase no lemme just wear mah robot shirt shooting a deer with laservision.:smallredface::smallbiggrin:

Have fun, get pictures! :smallbiggrin::smallwink:


Also,who could snub Teddy?:smalleek::smallfrown:

Whu? :smallconfused:


Booooo!:smallyuk: Then the entire nation of Finlandese education is an everyman story!?:smalleek:

Well, it's a story for every man, at least...


*shows up at Teddy's in Jurassic Park gear*
JURASSIC PARK 3D.:cool:

Well, there's a clausul stating that I need to pay an extra fee if I want to use these tickets for a 3D movie...


I think the best way to overcome "what the hell do i do in this situation" syndrome is to do a group thing that is similar first, because then you at least grasp the basics. Do some indepedent adult things with some of the group, learn how to exist in weirdotopia, and then maybe do it again. I would suggest MEETUP CANADA STYLE, but I dunno, since i can only name you and Knee as Canadians right now and thats not very meetupy.

You forgot Gwyn.


Hadn't noticed you said this! Sorry! Maybe one day when I am actually able TO come over, I will surprise you. I'll probably spoil the surprise by asking where you live when the time is right though :smallredface:

Pfft, I've dropped enough personal information about myself to be perfectly locateable. Cross-reference my name, hometown, age and birthday and you won't get wrong. Heh, just throw my current education on top and you'll even be able to find out when I'm the most likely to be at home. All that's required is a bit of creative googling, and possibly the ability to sift the relevant information out of a bunch of Swedish-only websites...


Mine's mints and eclairs :smallbiggrin:

I was thinking more along the lines of "this is what I'm bad at", rather than "this is supereffective against me".

[Asta Kask]

I've gotta take the college compass test.

Is that the one where they test your sense of direction before they release you into the wild?

[LaZodiac]

Savages is an absolutely awesome song.

That's the only song from it I like :smallamused:



Pfft, I've dropped enough personal information about myself to be perfectly locateable. Cross-reference my name, hometown, age and birthday and you won't get wrong. Heh, just throw my current education on top and you'll even be able to find out when I'm the most likely to be at home. All that's required is a bit of creative googling, and possibly the ability to sift the relevant information out of a bunch of Swedish-only websites...

I was thinking more along the lines of "this is what I'm bad at", rather than "this is supereffective against me".

Well yes but I don't wanna do that. Also I only remember your first name and literally nothing else that you've said because I'm bad at remembering these things :smallredface:

...right, I should probably READ the things I quote.

[Cuthalion]

You're a competent human being and thus can fly on a plane without the help of an adult.

Yes, I'm 21 and too afraid to go on a plane by myself. :smallredface:

:smallconfused: I went on a plane by myself twice when I was 12... Hrm.

[Devmaar]

I will remember this, should I ever go to Sweden. If a disheveled-looking American with long hair shows up at your door, that'd be me. :smallwink:


On a relevant note: Just try to get an aisle seat; they're more comfortable by far. (and if you do, by chance, get the window, you'll mostly see clouds (or the plane's wing), if my experience with planes is anything to go by).

If a disheveled-looking Englishmanwith long hair shows up at your door, that'd be me.
And if you get a window seat it's for the ascent and descent. There'll probably be a lot of clouds at the top but when you see the world falling away from you, or rising up to meet you that's incredible.



Hadn't noticed you said this! Sorry! Maybe one day when I am actually able TO come over, I will surprise you. I'll probably spoil the surprise by asking where you live when the time is right though :smallredface:

No! We shall all meet at Stockholm airport and track him down from there! :smalltongue:


Finally.. A new thread that actually has alliteration in the title again. :smallannoyed:

sorry :smallfrown:

[LaZodiac]

sorry :smallfrown:

Don't feel sad Devmaar, the thread's don't NEED to be alliterative. Myxae is just being a little stuffy.

[Mynxae]

Don't feel sad Devmaar, the thread's don't NEED to be alliterative. Myxae is just being a little stuffy.

Change makes me annoyed. Two threads without alliteration made me extra annoyed. :smallsigh:

[LaZodiac]

Change makes me annoyed. Two threads without alliteration made me extra annoyed. :smallsigh:

Understandable!

[Asta Kask]

Change makes me annoyed. Two threads without alliteration made me extra annoyed. :smallsigh:

Mynxae's Misunderstood Miserableness.

[Amidus Drexel]

Nah, unless you sit right above the wing, you can usually get at least a somewhat good view.

Pfft, I've dropped enough personal information about myself to be perfectly locateable. Cross-reference my name, hometown, age and birthday and you won't get wrong. Heh, just throw my current education on top and you'll even be able to find out when I'm the most likely to be at home. All that's required is a bit of creative googling, and possibly the ability to sift the relevant information out of a bunch of Swedish-only websites...

That's quite a good bit of the plane, though. :smallwinktongue:

Or, we could just ask Kneenibble for your mailing address; at the very least, it'll get us to your town. The biggest barrier will probably be that of language.


Finally.. A new thread that actually has alliteration in the title again. :smallannoyed:

So, now that we're alliterated, you'll post here again, right? :smalltongue: :smallamused:


Mynxae's Misunderstood Miserableness.

...Of Random Banter #193! :smallamused:

ION: Drum tracks down, Rafiki's busy, so it looks like I'm on my own for the bass tracks today (unless I can get Bird... I wonder if he's working too).

[Teddy]

Well yes but I don't wanna do that. Also I only remember your first name and literally nothing else that you've said because I'm bad at remembering these things :smallredface:

My full name is on Facebook, and I know you all can track me down there if you figure out where to look. My birthday is in the Birthday Thread and, well, if you don't know my age by now, I'm going to sigh very deeply. :smallwink:

Figuring out my hometown might be a puzzle if you aren't up for any archive trawling, though. And by puzzle, I mean one of those stereotype 2-tile-puzzles which babies in cartoons always seem to get wrong. :smallwinkagain:


If a disheveled-looking Englishmanwith long hair shows up at your door, that'd be me.

Disheveled... Englishman... Check!


And if you get a window seat it's for the ascent and descent. There'll probably be a lot of clouds at the top but when you see the world falling away from you, or rising up to meet you that's incredible.

Nah, the entire world isn't cloudy all of the time.


No! We shall all meet at Stockholm airport and track him down from there! :smalltongue:

That'd be Arlanda then.


That's quite a good bit of the plane, though. :smallwinktongue:

Nah, the wings aren't all that large. They don't want them larger than neccessary, after all, because larger wings means greater drag and thus a greater fuel consumption.


Or, we could just ask Kneenibble for your mailing address; at the very least, it'll get us to your town. The biggest barrier will probably be that of language.

Smart. :smallamused:

[Asta Kask]

If a disheveled Canadian appears outside your window, it is probably not Kneenibble. Unless there is a disheveled budgie clinging to his shoulder.

[Amidus Drexel]

Nah, the wings aren't all that large. They don't want them larger than neccessary, after all, because larger wings means greater drag and thus a greater fuel consumption.


True, but you're thinking in relation to the entire plane - a good portion of the front of the plane (where the wings aren't) is occupied by the higher-class travelers, pilots and stewardesses, and there are no windows at the very back of the plane. Thus, while the wings themselves might not be very large (in comparison to the entire plane), they (in part or wholly) block line of sight to the ground for roughly a third to half of the seats any of us would be using.

[Teddy]

True, but you're thinking in relation to the entire plane - a good portion of the front of the plane (where the wings aren't) is occupied by the higher-class travelers, pilots and stewardesses, and there are no windows at the very back of the plane. Thus, while the wings themselves might not be very large (in comparison to the entire plane), they (in part or wholly) block line of sight to the ground for roughly a third to half of the seats any of us would be using.

True, but while you may not be able to look straight downwards, you can still see pretty much from most of the wing seats by looking forwards or backwards. The number of seats where you can't see anything are pretty few.

[Devmaar]

True, but you're thinking in relation to the entire plane - a good portion of the front of the plane (where the wings aren't) is occupied by the higher-class travelers, pilots and stewardesses, and there are no windows at the very back of the plane. Thus, while the wings themselves might not be very large (in comparison to the entire plane), they (in part or wholly) block line of sight to the ground for roughly a third to half of the seats any of us would be using.

If I'm going to Sweden, there aren't going to be any higher-class travellers on that plane :smalltongue:

[AtlanteanTroll]

I am alive guys, I swear. Also, only 18 school days left till I graduate. Silly underclassmen have 27. *boogies*

[Coidzor]

*yawn*

I only drank a very little alcohol last night. Tasted bad. Eugh. It was some cherry stuff. :smallconfused:

Kirschwasser (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsch)?


Kendo. Although I won't be doing much today because I twisted my ankle at a party last night... *mutter*

That's triply unfortunate. :smallfrown:


No! We shall all meet at Stockholm airport and track him down from there! :smalltongue:

I'm not sure if Stockholm Syndrome works that way, but I suppose there's nothing like the old college try.


I am alive guys, I swear. Also, only 18 school days left till I graduate. Silly underclassmen have 27. *boogies*

Ahh, Partay Month.

Been living it up, Mr. Senioritis? :smallamused:

[Mutant Sheep]

I am alive guys, I swear. Also, only 18 school days left till I graduate. Silly underclassmen have 27. *boogies*

Abuh abaughgh! *points at the AT-senior dood*:smalltongue:

[Amidus Drexel]

True, but while you may not be able to look straight downwards, you can still see pretty much from most of the wing seats by looking forwards or backwards. The number of seats where you can't see anything are pretty few.

I think you're overestimating what can actually be seen at those angles.


If I'm going to Sweden, there aren't going to be any higher-class travellers on that plane :smalltongue:

Pfft, you silly nobs. :smalltongue:


I am alive guys, I swear. Also, only 18 school days left till I graduate. Silly underclassmen have 27. *boogies*

Happy Senioritis! :smallamused:

[Devmaar]

Pfft, you silly nobs. :smalltongue:

You seem to misunderstand, I was Implying that when flying within Europe there's not much reason not to go with a budget airline, no extras, and get a return ticket for about £40 £80 :smalltongue:

No class divisions on easyjet :smalltongue:

EDIT: I'd misremembered the each-way price as the total for my trip this summer

[AtlanteanTroll]

Ahh, Partay Month.

Been living it up, Mr. Senioritis? :smallamused:
Oh most certainly. :smallamused:


Abuh abaughgh! *points at the AT-senior dood*:smalltongue:
*laughs at sophomore Sheep*


Happy Senioritis! :smallamused:
Why thank you. *tips hat* :smallwink:

I just need to make sure I maintain my grades at a point where 1: I don't get kicked out of Oberlin and 2: I don't have to take any finals.

[Amidus Drexel]

You seem to misunderstand, I was Implying that when flying within Europe there's not much reason not to go with a budget airline, no extras, and get a return ticket for about £40 £80 :smalltongue:

No class divisions on easyjet :smalltongue:

EDIT: I'd misremembered the each-way price as the total for my trip this summer

Well, then. :smalltongue:

That's probably better, yes; should I go to Sweden, it will not be nearly as cheap.

[MoonCat]

Then I'll be waiting. :smallwink:

where in Sweden are you? The second I get out of bed I'm going to tell Dad that's where I wanna travel to Europe next.


Is that the one where they test your sense of direction before they release you into the wild?

I haven't taken it yet!


That's the only song from it I like :smallamused:

Not even Colours of the Wind?


I am alive guys, I swear. Also, only 18 school days left till I graduate. Silly underclassmen have 27. *boogies*

You... bastard! I have two months left to get through!

[AtlanteanTroll]

You... bastard! I have two months left to get through!
You're just jealous. :smalltongue:

Ah, what will my last true summer bring? A part-time job and vacationing in up-state New York for two weeks. Other than that I do not know. Alas, I don't want to go to college. Oberlin is a lovely school, but I'd much rather just be a bum and hang out with my high school friends till the end of time.

Oh well. Growing up. Blargh.

[FinnLassie]

Kirschwasser (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsch)?



That's triply unfortunate. :smallfrown:


No no. It was Cherry Sourz with lemonade. :smalltongue: Tasted yucky. I hate non-fresh cherries, why did I ever choose that?!

*doesn't understand triply*



Ah, what will my last true summer bring? A part-time job and vacationing in up-state New York for two weeks. Other than that I do not know. Alas, I don't want to go to college. Oberlin is a lovely school, but I'd much rather just be a bum and hang out with my high school friends till the end of time.

Oh well. Growing up. Blargh.

I had the same feelings when I was finishing up in school. Felt so odd not to have a routine, especially as I didn't go straight to uni but opted to sort out my head for a year. In the end for me leaving school was the best thing ever. Made me realise who's actually important and whatnot.

[MoonCat]

You're just jealous. :smalltongue:

Ah, what will my last true summer bring? A part-time job and vacationing in up-state New York for two weeks. Other than that I do not know. Alas, I don't want to go to college. Oberlin is a lovely school, but I'd much rather just be a bum and hang out with my high school friends till the end of time.

Oh well. Growing up. Blargh.

So ****ing envious. I just want school to go away.

[Devmaar]

*doesn't understand triply*

3 times
Singly-Doubly-Triply

[WarKitty]

Anyone want to write my final paper for me?

[TaiLiu]

Anyone want to write my final paper for me?
Is it a fun final paper? :smalltongue:

[WarKitty]

Is it a fun final paper? :smalltongue:

It's a paper on modal tracking accounts of knowledge versus classic probabilistic reasoning and how the two come apart.

[FinnLassie]

3 times
Singly-Doubly-Triply

Never heard it being expressed in that manner before. That's very silly. :smallconfused:

[TaiLiu]

It's a paper on modal tracking accounts of knowledge versus classic probabilistic reasoning and how the two come apart.
Ah. It sounds interesting.

Never heard it being expressed in that manner before. That's very silly. :smallconfused:
I am inclined to concur on both counts.

[Lycunadari]

You... bastard! I have two months left to get through!

I have exactly 17 days of regular school left, then my 5 abitur tests over 3 weeks (with two weeks of holidays between the written and the oral exams and no school between the tests), and graduation ceremony in 2 1/2 months.

[Coidzor]

Never heard it being expressed in that manner before. That's very silly. :smallconfused:

'tis a silly place and a silly language. :smalltongue:


I am inclined to concur on both counts.

Et tu, brute?

[TaiLiu]

Et tu, brute?
My name's TaiLiu, not Brutus. :smalltongue:

[MoonCat]

Never heard it being expressed in that manner before. That's very silly. :smallconfused:

I use those all the time, but it didn't occur to me how silly they sounded until Dev said them all at once.


I have exactly 17 days of regular school left, then my 5 abitur tests over 3 weeks (with two weeks of holidays between the written and the oral exams and no school between the tests), and graduation ceremony in 2 1/2 months.

Poor thing! <huggles>

[FinnLassie]

'tis a silly place and a silly language. :smalltongue:



I use those all the time, but it didn't occur to me how silly they sounded until Dev said them all at once.



My life is getting far too silly with you people! Stop that immediately! :smallsigh:

:smalltongue:

[LaZodiac]

My full name is on Facebook, and I know you all can track me down there if you figure out where to look. My birthday is in the Birthday Thread and, well, if you don't know my age by now, I'm going to sigh very deeply. :smallwink:

Do I only get HALF of a deep sigh if I KNEW your age and forgot it because I'm stupid?



Not even Colours of the Wind?

Eeeeeeeh not really.

[Deathkeeper]

Am I the only one who gets a bit melancholy when/after writing for a character who's upset/depressed?

[Teddy]

I think you're overestimating what can actually be seen at those angles.

I've flown a few times myself. I know what can be seen at those angles.


where in Sweden are you? The second I get out of bed I'm going to tell Dad that's where I wanna travel to Europe next.

In the middle. Which is a statement that makes no sense unless you know that we use an almost logaritmic scale to measure our country. :smallwink:

...
You know, on one hand, I want to stay as vague as always and say no further, because the information already lies around, but on the other hand, I don't really feel like sending you on a tedious archive trawl to dig it out, and I've found out that I'm notoriously ogooglebar even though I've never made any effort to become such, so there won't be any shortcuts, really. Unless you feel like pestering Kneen about it. He knows.

Oh, and I can't drop any vague hints either, because they're either going to be completely worthless or just google keywords, neither of which are any fun...
...
Screw dilemmas, if you want to know where I live, I might as well tell: I live in the Student Town, the Bicycle Town, the archdiocese, the city with the highest cathedral, the oldest university and the most well-known scientists (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uppsala) (okay, not Nobel, but both Linné and Celsius).

EDIT:

Do I only get HALF of a deep sigh if I KNEW your age and forgot it because I'm stupid?

No, you get the full sigh just because you knew it, because we're born the same year, remember? :smallamused:

[LaZodiac]

No, you get the full sigh just because you knew it, because we're born the same year, remember? :smallamused:

Aaaah, right. So you're the same age as me, give or taken when your birthday actually is! Right!

Anyway, you'll know when I'M at your door, since a whip may be involved*

*this is a joke, I'm not going to whip you. Unless you ask.

[MoonCat]

Eeeeeeeh not really.

'Kay. I like those two songs from there.


In the middle. Which is a statement that makes no sense unless you know that we use an almost logaritmic scale to measure our country. :smallwink:

...
You know, on one hand, I want to stay as vague as always and say no further, because the information already lies around, but on the other hand, I don't really feel like sending you on a tedious archive trawl to dig it out, and I've found out that I'm notoriously ogooglebar even though I've never made any effort to become such, so there won't be any shortcuts, really. Unless you feel like pestering Kneen about it. He knows.

Oh, and I can't drop any vague hints either, because they're either going to be completely worthless or just google keywords, neither of which are any fun...
...
Screw dilemmas, if you want to know where I live, I might as well tell: I live in the Student Town, the Bicycle Town, the archdiocese, the city with the highest cathedral, the oldest university and the most well-known scientists (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uppsala) (okay, not Nobel, but both Linné and Celsius).

I'm totally making this my mission. I'll figure out a way.

[Devmaar]

In the middle. Which is a statement that makes no sense unless you know that we use an almost logaritmic scale to measure our country. :smallwink:

...
You know, on one hand, I want to stay as vague as always and say no further, because the information already lies around, but on the other hand, I don't really feel like sending you on a tedious archive trawl to dig it out, and I've found out that I'm notoriously ogooglebar even though I've never made any effort to become such, so there won't be any shortcuts, really. Unless you feel like pestering Kneen about it. He knows.

Oh, and I can't drop any vague hints either, because they're either going to be completely worthless or just google keywords, neither of which are any fun...
...
Screw dilemmas, if you want to know where I live, I might as well tell: I live in the Student Town, the Bicycle Town, the archdiocese, the city with the highest cathedral, the oldest university and the most well-known scientists (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uppsala) (okay, not Nobel, but both Linné and Celsius).

Your town is on the list of places I've only heard of because of Empire Total War :smalltongue:

[LaZodiac]

'Kay. I like those two songs from there.

I'm totally making this my mission. I'll figure out a way.

Good luck! Give him a hug from me if you can :smalltongue:

[TaiLiu]

I'm totally making this my mission. I'll figure out a way.
Sneak onto a plane! :smalltongue:

Good luck! Give him a hug from me if you can :smalltongue:
Likewise.

[MoonCat]

I'm really bad at being sneaky. I'm basically the Sokka of sneak attacks.

Last time I tried to steal one of the Intellectual *******'s pretzels, I ran at his backpack from five feet away whilst screaming "PREEETZEEEELLLS!!!!" and flailing my arms.

Which is weird, because I can be standing right in front of someone and have them not notice when I'm not even trying to be inconspicuous.

[LaZodiac]

I'm really bad at being sneaky. I'm basically the Sokka of sneak attacks.

Last time I tried to steal one of the Intellectual *******'s pretzels, I ran at his backpack from five feet away whilst screaming "PREEETZEEEELLLS!!!!" and flailing my arms.

Which is weird, because I can be standing right in front of someone and have them not notice when I'm not even trying to be inconspicuous.

Well you're so short they just don't notice you. I kid, I kid :smalltongue:

Also, because I'm a nag, aren't you forgetting to do something?

[MoonCat]

Also, because I'm a nag, aren't you forgetting to do something?

I did! And then you changed the story while I was doing it, so now I don't know whether I just attacked someone who just surrendered or what my name is!

LAAAAAAALAAAAAAAA!

[LaZodiac]

I did! And then you changed the story while I was doing it, so now I don't know whether I just attacked someone who just surrendered or what my name is!

LAAAAAAALAAAAAAAA!

You know what your name is. And I've responded telling you that the guy who you attacked didn't drop his weapon, so there is that!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*cow*OOOOOOONY!

[MoonCat]

You know what your name is. And I've responded telling you that the guy who you attacked didn't drop his weapon, so there is that!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*cow*OOOOOOONY!

I know he didn't drop his weapon! That doesn't make a difference! I swe,a rI was jsut looking up what combat advantage I had, why did you change in THEN? Why would you edit plot into a post?!?!?

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A COW?

[Devmaar]

Even if I had no other reason to want to go to Sweden my competitive spirit would be screaming at me to go now :smalltongue:

[LaZodiac]

I know he didn't drop his weapon! That doesn't make a difference! I swe,a rI was jsut looking up what combat advantage I had, why did you change in THEN? Why would you edit plot into a post?!?!?

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A COW?

Because I'm a bad person and thought it'd be okay :smallredface:

Nope, just making a joke at the Moo sound in your name. I'd never call you a cow :smalltongue:

[MoonCat]

Because I'm a bad person and thought it'd be okay :smallredface:

Nope, just making a joke at the Moo sound in your name. I'd never call you a cow :smalltongue:

asdkBNSKLFBBSCWHATISGOINGOOOOOOOON??!?

[LaZodiac]

asdkBNSKLFBBSCWHATISGOINGOOOOOOOON??!?

Comedy! Presumably!

[TaiLiu]

I'm really bad at being sneaky. I'm basically the Sokka of sneak attacks.

Last time I tried to steal one of the Intellectual *******'s pretzels, I ran at his backpack from five feet away whilst screaming "PREEETZEEEELLLS!!!!" and flailing my arms.

Which is weird, because I can be standing right in front of someone and have them not notice when I'm not even trying to be inconspicuous.
Ah. Entertaining and vexing.

asdkBNSKLFBBSCWHATISGOINGOOOOOOOON??!?
MoonCat.

I don't find it particularly funny, but everybody has different standards for humour.

[MoonCat]

Comedy! Presumably!

No! Help! Words! I'm so confused and everything you've explained I already knew anyway so I don't know what's confusing me and that's confusing aand AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LaZodiac]

No! Help! Words! I'm so confused and everything you've explained I already knew anyway so I don't know what's confusing me and that's confusing aand AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm clearly just a confusing person. I've casted Confuse Ray apon you!

[TaiLiu]

No! Help! Words! I'm so confused and everything you've explained I already knew anyway so I don't know what's confusing me and that's confusing aand AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're confusing me now! :smalleek:

[MoonCat]

I'm clearly just a confusing person. I've casted Confuse Ray apon you!

Upon! AAGH!


You're confusing me now! :smalleek:

I don't knooooooooow!

<kick-jumps out of window>

[TaiLiu]

Upon! AAGH!
Maybe it was a pun. :smallconfused:

I don't knooooooooow!

<kick-jumps out of window>
No! :smalleek:

[MoonCat]

Maybe it was a pun. :smallconfused:

No! :smalleek:

...What on earth would make that be a pun?

ASDFGHJJK<dying>

[TaiLiu]

...What on earth would make that be a pun?
Maybe 'apon' was referring to 'a pon,' or Pon Pon balls. She may have made a reference to the way Confuse Ray looked.

ASDFGHJJK<dying>
"Mister and Missus MoonCat, I am sorry to say that your daughter has died after jumping out of a window. On the bright side, we recorded her final moments of death, in which she makes a hilarious dying sound."

[MoonCat]

Maybe 'apon' was referring to 'a pon,' or Pon Pon balls. She may have made a reference to the way Confuse Ray looked.

"Mister and Missus MoonCat, I am sorry to say that your daughter has died after jumping out of a window. On the bright side, we recorded her final moments of death, in which she makes a hilarious dying sound."

What is a pon?

My parents just heard me slam my head into a couch, and yesterday in their presence I walked into one wall, one light fixture, and waved my hands in the air then proceeded to slam them into something on seven separate occasions.

My parents will probably be impressed I actually survived this long.

EDIT: For the record, all that was in the about four hours in which I was interacting with my parents. I also walked into a door, a locker, several walls, and one backpack (that was really more of a full-body hurtling slam) during school, as well as numerous other things which I've forgotten, since this happens every damn day.

[Dimonite]

I'm really bad at being sneaky. I'm basically the Sokka of sneak attacks.

Last time I tried to steal one of the Intellectual *******'s pretzels, I ran at his backpack from five feet away whilst screaming "PREEETZEEEELLLS!!!!" and flailing my arms.

Which is weird, because I can be standing right in front of someone and have them not notice when I'm not even trying to be inconspicuous.

Heh. I've only tried being sneaky once. There was a girl in my class who, every day, would put down her pencil bag and books before going to hang out with her boyfriend for the rest of passing time. Since we were good enough friends that I knew I wouldn't get in major trouble, I stole one of her pencils each day just to see how long it would take before she noticed. Within three days she was talking about how she kept losing pencils. After a week and a half, I got her last one, and she asked me if she could borrow a pencil. I proceeded to give her her own pencils back one at a time.

My arms were bruised for a week, but it was TOTALLY WORTH IT.


Comedy! Presumably!

Something familiar! Something peculiar! Something for eeeeveryone! A comedy tonight!

[TaiLiu]

What is a pon?
It is this:
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQy3NjudaGtKh7-zRao6LPjNjoLu1n8aMw4m36fLREPh8wMa8zawQ

My parents just heard me slam my head into a couch, and yesterday in their presence I walked into one wall, one light fixture, and waved my hands in the air then proceeded to slam them into something on seven separate occasions.

My parents will probably be impressed I actually survived this long.
:smallfrown:

[MoonCat]

Heh. I've only tried being sneaky once. There was a girl in my class who, every day, would put down her pencil bag and books before going to hang out with her boyfriend for the rest of passing time. Since we were good enough friends that I knew I wouldn't get in major trouble, I stole one of her pencils each day just to see how long it would take before she noticed. Within three days she was talking about how she kept losing pencils. After a week and a half, I got her last one, and she asked me if she could borrow a pencil. I proceeded to give her her own pencils back one at a time.

My arms were bruised for a week, but it was TOTALLY WORTH IT.

Something familiar! Something peculiar! Something for eeeeveryone! A comedy tonight!

Heh. Thursday, in Honors, I successfully managed to reverse burgle one of the IA's and get into his shirt pocket the drawing that my Artist friend was tearing up the place looking for.

SQVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


It is this:
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQy3NjudaGtKh7-zRao6LPjNjoLu1n8aMw4m36fLREPh8wMa8zawQ

:smallfrown:

Oh. I just think of the PONPONPON song.

Dude, why are you sadfacing? It's nothing serious, so why the need to get intense over it? Hell, I find it hilarious, and I'm really the only person who would have any reason to object to my having the spacial coordination of Matt Smith.

[TaiLiu]

Heh. Thursday, in Honors, I successfully managed to reverse burgle one of the IA's and get into his shirt pocket the drawing that my Artist friend was tearing up the place looking for.

SQVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I'll bet he was not happy.

It's nothing serious...
Oh, phew! I was imaging you crashing and bleeding all over.

[MoonCat]

I'll bet he was not happy.

Oh, phew! I was imaging you crashing and bleeding all over.

He had no idea how it ended up in his pocket, since I never bothered to tell him. ^.^

I'd have mentioned it by now if I'd been injured.* This happens everyday. the aforementioned Intellectual ******* actually ended up looking up a word to describe someone who continually walks into things unintentionally, specifically walls, just because he felt I needed one. I think it was flobble or summat, I can't remember.

*Probably something along the lines of "Welp, in the ER now. Did you know they give you free sedatives if you keep on playing with the machines when they leave?"

[TaiLiu]

He had no idea how it ended up in his pocket, since I never bothered to tell him. ^.^
Ah.

I'd have mentioned it by now if I'd been injured.* This happens everyday. the aforementioned Intellectual ******* actually ended up looking up a word to describe someone who continually walks into things unintentionally, specifically walls, just because he felt I needed one. I think it was flobble or summat, I can't remember.
Huh. :smallconfused:

*Probably something along the lines of "Welp, in the ER now. Did you know they give you free sedatives if you keep on playing with the machines when they leave?"
Do you speak from experience?

[Coidzor]

My parents just heard me slam my head into a couch, and yesterday in their presence I walked into one wall, one light fixture, and waved my hands in the air then proceeded to slam them into something on seven separate occasions.

How? You're so short, or at least that's the forum mythos. Have I been living a lie? I mean, ok, I can sorta see the couch and backpack since those would be about head level for you, but not to be able to get enough speed up to slam into them in the tight confines of the sorts of situations where one would be able to collide with them without ample amount of time to allow for air friction and the like to slow one's velocity to acceptable tolerances. :smallconfused:


It is this:
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQy3NjudaGtKh7-zRao6LPjNjoLu1n8aMw4m36fLREPh8wMa8zawQ

:smalleek: KILL IT WITH FIRE!


Dude, why are you sadfacing? It's nothing serious, so why the need to get intense over it? Hell, I find it hilarious, and I'm really the only person who would have any reason to object to my having the spacial coordination of Matt Smith.

Or that one Beautiful Cygnus. :smallamused: Purely a geographical coincidence though.


Heh. I've only tried being sneaky once. There was a girl in my class who, every day, would put down her pencil bag and books before going to hang out with her boyfriend for the rest of passing time. Since we were good enough friends that I knew I wouldn't get in major trouble, I stole one of her pencils each day just to see how long it would take before she noticed. Within three days she was talking about how she kept losing pencils. After a week and a half, I got her last one, and she asked me if she could borrow a pencil. I proceeded to give her her own pencils back one at a time.

My arms were bruised for a week, but it was TOTALLY WORTH IT.

On the surface, I appear to be a giant caricature of a hot-blooded viking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oCNYQcttuc)-klingon hybrid. This is all, however, a cunning ruse. Mostly because I got tired of people accusing me of sneaking up on them because they failed to hear my gurt big face stompers tromping down the hall and almost giving them a heart attack when all just shy of 2 meters of me appears out of "nowhere."

The "accidental" attempted stabbings alone got old. Which segues conveniently into the second lesson of stealth: DODGE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6npO-NoOPOg)

Palming is, like, the third lesson, so I think you skipped one. :smalltongue: Good lesson though. Very handy in Theatre, I'm given to understand. Or at least cast parties.

[TaiLiu]

:smalleek: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
You have had bad experiences with them, I see.

[MoonCat]

Huh. :smallconfused:

Do you speak from experience?

What?

Not quite. Sort of. You don't get sedatives.


How? You're so short, or at least that's the forum mythos. Have I been living a lie? I mean, ok, I can sorta see the couch and backpack since those would be about head level for you, but not to be able to get enough speed up to slam into them in the tight confines of the sorts of situations where one would be able to collide with them without ample amount of time to allow for air friction and the like to slow one's velocity to acceptable tolerances. :smallconfused:

I was sort of waving my arms around and then I thought that the light fixture looked like I could spin it, and then...

[TaiLiu]

What?
I was expressing surprise that your friend was go and create an entire new word merely to describe you.

I was sort of waving my arms around and then I thought that the light fixture looked like I could spin it, and then...
Interesting.

[MoonCat]

I was expressing surprise that your friend was go and create an entire new word merely to describe you.

Interesting.

I'm not sure whether it was real or not, actually. I have weird smart friends.

heeheeheeSPINNEH!

[TaiLiu]

I'm not sure whether it was real or not, actually. I have weird smart friends.
Ah, that's good. Those are the best friends to have.

[Coidzor]

You have had bad experiences with them, I see.

Nope. Well, aside from koosh balls being used as projectiles against me. The shapes though. They're practically lovecraftian horrors that drive men mad simply by existing. :smalleek:

That's *Extra* Heretical.


I was sort of waving my arms around and then I thought that the light fixture looked like I could spin it, and then...

Ah, one of those waving hands in the air like you just don't care and then deciding to engage in Adventure!(TM), eh? Was it fun at least, or just skull-crushing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ryNJVreiY)?


Am I the only one who gets a bit melancholy when/after writing for a character who's upset/depressed?

Probably not. I'm still working on getting to the point where I can write a decent character.


Also, because I'm a nag, aren't you forgetting to do something?

Careful Zodi, get to be too much of a nag and we'll have to send you to the knacker. :smalltongue:


My life is getting far too silly with you people! Stop that immediately! :smallsigh:

:smalltongue:

Sorry, contractually obligated silliness per diem quotas and all that rot. :smallwink:

[Dimonite]

On the surface, I appear to be a giant caricature of a hot-blooded viking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oCNYQcttuc)-klingon hybrid. This is all, however, a cunning ruse. Mostly because I got tired of people accusing me of sneaking up on them because they failed to hear my gurt big face stompers tromping down the hall and almost giving them a heart attack when all just shy of 2 meters of me appears out of "nowhere."


I used to be a sneaky walker, but my new shoes make me a SQUEAKY walker instead.



The "accidental" attempted stabbings alone got old. Which segues conveniently into the second lesson of stealth: DODGE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6npO-NoOPOg)


I COULD have dodged, but I only dodge blows that I don't deserve. So... pretty much none of them.



Palming is, like, the third lesson, so I think you skipped one. :smalltongue: Good lesson though. Very handy in Theatre, I'm given to understand. Or at least cast parties.

Well, it's altogether too easy to palm things at cast parties. Especially since I'm usually the only one there who isn't drunk and/or high.

[MoonCat]

Ah, that's good. Those are the best friends to have.

Yyyyyep. And I'm starting to think of them as friends too, so that's really good.

[TaiLiu]

Yyyyyep. And I'm starting to think of them as friends too, so that's really good.
I concur heartily.

[Mutant Sheep]

Yyyyyep. And I'm starting to think of them as friends too, so that's really good.Ewww. Thinking of people as friends in high school.:smallyuk::smalltongue:


I used to be a sneaky walker, but my new shoes make me a SQUEAKY walker instead.



I COULD have dodged, but I only dodge blows that I don't deserve. So... pretty much none of them.



Well, it's altogether too easy to palm things at cast parties. Especially since I'm usually the only one there who isn't drunk and/or high."Is an entire basketball game walking towards me, or izzit just Dimonite?:smallwink:

I don't dodge. People just cant bear to harm me.:smallbiggrin:

DRUNKENNESS IS THE EPIC, BECAUSE PUKING DAY AFTER=epics.:smalltongue:

[LaZodiac]

What is a pon?

My parents just heard me slam my head into a couch, and yesterday in their presence I walked into one wall, one light fixture, and waved my hands in the air then proceeded to slam them into something on seven separate occasions.

My parents will probably be impressed I actually survived this long.

EDIT: For the record, all that was in the about four hours in which I was interacting with my parents. I also walked into a door, a locker, several walls, and one backpack (that was really more of a full-body hurtling slam) during school, as well as numerous other things which I've forgotten, since this happens every damn day.

Jeez Moony! Be more careful with your precious brain parts!

*hugs with pillows*


Heh. Thursday, in Honors, I successfully managed to reverse burgle one of the IA's and get into his shirt pocket the drawing that my Artist friend was tearing up the place looking for.

SQVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Oh. I just think of the PONPONPON song.

Dude, why are you sadfacing? It's nothing serious, so why the need to get intense over it? Hell, I find it hilarious, and I'm really the only person who would have any reason to object to my having the spacial coordination of Matt Smith.

I believe the term is reverse pickpocketing, but okay. That sounds impressive!


Yyyyyep. And I'm starting to think of them as friends too, so that's really good.

D'aw, that's nice! I'm still lacking on the IRL friend thing, so it's glad to see someone I see so much of myself in doing better at it then I did :smallsmile:

[MoonCat]

Ewww. Thinking of people as friends in high school.:smallyuk::smalltongue:

Pfft. I used to register on scales as a 100% introvert, and now everyone thinks I'm incredibly social.

Oh, how life changes.

[LaZodiac]

Pfft. I used to register on scales as a 100% introvert, and now everyone thinks I'm incredibly social.

Oh, how life changes.

That it does :smallsmile:

If you can't tell I'm a little nervous I'm losing you, since you're so busy with other things. Blaaaargh I'm so silly :smallredface:

[Mutant Sheep]

Pfft. I used to register on scales as a 100% introvert, and now everyone thinks I'm incredibly social.

Oh, how life changes.I used to be 90%+ intro. I've floundered around the upper seventies since 7th grade.


That it does :smallsmile:

If you can't tell I'm a little nervous I'm losing you, since you're so busy with other things. Blaaaargh I'm so silly :smallredface:Life be science! Science is changes! SCIENCE!:smalltongue:

In them other newses:Boooooooo I want there to be better WiiU games.:smalltongue:

[MoonCat]

Jeez Moony! Be more careful with your precious brain parts!

*hugs with pillows*

I believe the term is reverse pickpocketing, but okay. That sounds impressive!

D'aw, that's nice! I'm still lacking on the IRL friend thing, so it's glad to see someone I see so much of myself in doing better at it then I did :smallsmile:

But that's haaaaaard.

<TACKLES>

That is what I menat to sa,y but then I was all like "heh. burgle is afunny word. hehehe. BOORGLE." And it was more like <MoonCat puts thing on dude's shoulder. Falls into dude's front pocket. Dude later pulls paper out of pocket in front of frenzied Artist Friend. MoonCat realizes what happened. MoonCat starts laughing hysterically.

You WILL go to the ball! LaLa, I'm officially telling you to go to places and meet people.


That it does :smallsmile:

If you can't tell I'm a little nervous I'm losing you, since you're so busy with other things. Blaaaargh I'm so silly :smallredface:

:smallfrown:

:smallfrown::smallfrown:

:smallfrown::smallfrown::smalleek::smallfrown:

NO YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY REASON I'M SO FAR AWAY FROM YOU ALL THE TIME IS BECUASE SCHOOL IS A HORRIBLE EVEIL PEROSN AND BY THE TIME I GET ANY CHACNES TO DO ANYTHIGN I'M SO TIRED I CAN BARELY HANDLE TALKING TO PEOPLE, AND WHENEVER I GET ONLINE LIKE EVERYONE NEEDS TO TLAK TO ME

LaLa, you are my epic crazy slightly perverted awesomesauce friend, and you are not losing me, and I am just very irresponsible at social everything. <HUGS>


I used to be 90%+ intro. I've floundered around the upper eighties since 5th grade.

And you have strange relationships with AT.

EDIT: LaLa, I misread that initiative sheet as Blow Masters. Just thought you should know.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Wait, how does Sheep and I's relationship have to do with his being somewhat introverted?

ION: Had dinner with my girlfriend and my mom this evening. T'was interesting.

[TaiLiu]

LaLa, you are my epic crazy slightly perverted awesomesauce friend, and you are not losing me, and I am just very irresponsible at social everything. <HUGS>
Slightly perverted? :smallconfused:

ION: Had dinner with my girlfriend and my mom this evening. T'was interesting.
You... You can't just leave us hanging there!

[AtlanteanTroll]

You... You can't just leave us hanging there!
Oh, they talked about stuff. They both had strange experiences with being forced to drink vodka by waiters in Russia. I still think it was kind of odd my mom wanted to meet her, but whatever. It went well, I think.

[Mutant Sheep]

Oh, they talked about stuff. They both had strange experiences with being forced to drink vodka by waiters in Russia. I still think it was kind of odd my mom wanted to meet her, but whatever. It went well, I think.

...

...

What form of "daaang" is proper, here?:smallbiggrin:

@Tai, cu quoting too haaaard: Everyone beez perverted. Durrrrrr.:smalltongue: (Also, she totally was gonna whip teddy last page)

[TaiLiu]

Oh, they talked about stuff. They both had strange experiences with being forced to drink vodka by waiters in Russia. I still think it was kind of odd my mom wanted to meet her, but whatever. It went well, I think.

...

...

What form of "daaang" is proper, here?:smallbiggrin:
A raising of eyebrows, followed by an enlarging of eyes, would be most appropriate.

[MoonCat]

Hmm. What is better, ouzo or vodka? I think I've drunk both, but I can't remember the flavour of the latter. Ouzo is very licorice-y.

[LaZodiac]

You WILL go to the ball! LaLa, I'm officially telling you to go to places and meet people.

:smallfrown:

:smallfrown::smallfrown:

:smallfrown::smallfrown::smalleek::smallfrown:

NO YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY REASON I'M SO FAR AWAY FROM YOU ALL THE TIME IS BECUASE SCHOOL IS A HORRIBLE EVEIL PEROSN AND BY THE TIME I GET ANY CHACNES TO DO ANYTHIGN I'M SO TIRED I CAN BARELY HANDLE TALKING TO PEOPLE, AND WHENEVER I GET ONLINE LIKE EVERYONE NEEDS TO TLAK TO ME

LaLa, you are my epic crazy slightly perverted awesomesauce friend, and you are not losing me, and I am just very irresponsible at social everything. <HUGS>

EDIT: LaLa, I misread that initiative sheet as Blow Masters. Just thought you should know.

Understood Moony! I'll do my best to meet people! I promise.

And thanks, I'm glad you care about me so much :smallamused::smallredface:


Slightly perverted? :smallconfused:

You... You can't just leave us hanging there!

Yhaaaaa, I'm a touch bit perverted. Long story short, before I knew Moony's age I kinda hit on her a bit. Because from MY perspective, she felt like she was around 17-18 or so. This was back when she was like, 13 :smalltongue:

EDIT: Oh hey Ouzo! I poured shot glasses of that today! I was helping with the non kitchen area of the bar today, since my Aunt really needed some help. I also opened up some booze bottles :smallbiggrin:

[AtlanteanTroll]

Well, granted when my mom was forced to drink vodka by a waiter, it was the USSR and not Russia, but still.

[TaiLiu]

Hmm. What is better, ouzo or vodka? I think I've drunk both, but I can't remember the flavour of the latter. Ouzo is very licorice-y.
If I remember correctly, vodka has no flavour.

Yhaaaaa, I'm a touch bit perverted. Long story short, before I knew Moony's age I kinda hit on her a bit. Because from MY perspective, she felt like she was around 17-18 or so. This was back when she was like, 13 :smalltongue:
Ah. Amusing. :smalltongue:

[Devmaar]

Hmm. What is better, ouzo or vodka? I think I've drunk both, but I can't remember the flavour of the latter. Ouzo is very licorice-y.

I've never had ouzo, but I don't like vodka and do like licorice, so I'd probably prefer ouzo



EDIT:

If I remember correctly, vodka has no flavour.

Ah. Amusing. :smalltongue:

I've heard that too, but it's a damned dirty lie :smallyuk:

[AtlanteanTroll]

If I remember correctly, vodka has no flavour.
Good vodka has no taste. Or, good pure vodka I suppose. I would assume good flavored vodka isn't flavorless. :smalltongue:

[Mutant Sheep]

Good vodka has no taste. Or, good pure vodka I suppose. I would assume good flavored vodka isn't flavorless. :smalltongue:

I was under the impression that vodka tasted like drunk russian. And by taste, I mean smell. And by vodka, I mean "the stuff people mean when they say vodka".:smalltongue:

[Dimonite]

I was under the impression that vodka tasted like drunk russian.

When have you tasted a drunk Russian? :smalltongue:

[TaiLiu]

I've heard that too, but it's a damned dirty lie :smallyuk:

Good vodka has no taste. Or, good pure vodka I suppose. I would assume good flavored vodka isn't flavorless. :smalltongue:
These answers seem to contradict each other. :smallconfused:

[Mutant Sheep]

These answers seem to contradict each other. :smallconfused:Drunk. Russian.:smallwink:


When have you tasted a drunk Russian? :smalltongue:I knew someone was gonna say it. I knew it.:smallannoyed::smalltongue:

[MoonCat]

Understood Moony! I'll do my best to meet people! I promise.

And thanks, I'm glad you care about me so much :smallamused::smallredface:

Yhaaaaa, I'm a touch bit perverted. Long story short, before I knew Moony's age I kinda hit on her a bit. Because from MY perspective, she felt like she was around 17-18 or so. This was back when she was like, 13 :smalltongue:

EDIT: Oh hey Ouzo! I poured shot glasses of that today! I was helping with the non kitchen area of the bar today, since my Aunt really needed some help. I also opened up some booze bottles :smallbiggrin:

'Course I do, stupid. I'm your friend.

A lot. She means she hit on me a lot.

Booooze.


Well, granted when my mom was forced to drink vodka by a waiter, it was the USSR and not Russia, but still.

Oh hey, that reminds me! One of the classroom maps my school uses is so outdated it has the USSR and Czechoslovakia on it. I just noticed.


If I remember correctly, vodka has no flavour.

Ah. Amusing. :smalltongue:

But alcohol in general has a sort-of flavor. Well, more of a feelingy thing, but it's like a flavor.

Yeah, very amusing, she tried to kiss me. :smalltongue:


I've never had ouzo, but I don't like vodka and do like licorice, so I'd probably prefer ouzo

Very strong licorice.


Good vodka has no taste. Or, good pure vodka I suppose. I would assume good flavored vodka isn't flavorless. :smalltongue:

Hmm. I shall have to experiment. Damn, I wish I were older. I'm seriously tired of having the stereotypes of teenagerness associated with me.

[Devmaar]

Well, I severely doubt I've ever tasted anything that could be classed as 'good' vodka :smalltongue:

[Dimonite]

I knew someone was gonna say it. I knew it.:smallannoyed::smalltongue:

You're welcome. :smalltongue: :smallbiggrin:

[TaiLiu]

Drunk. Russian.:smallwink:
Ah! It tastes like Drunk Russian, then. Thanks, comrade!


A lot. She means she hit on me a lot.
Oh, my.

Oh hey, that reminds me! One of the classroom maps my school uses is so outdated it has the USSR and Czechoslovakia on it. I just noticed.
Oh, nice!

But alcohol in general has a sort-of flavor. Well, more of a feelingy thing, but it's like a flavor.
Hm. Could you describe this feeling-flavour to me? :smallconfused:

Yeah, very amusing, she tried to kiss me. :smalltongue:
Without ever seeing or meeting you? :smalleek:

Damn, I wish I were older. I'm seriously tired of having the stereotypes of teenagerness associated with me.
I am empathising ever so strongly, comrade.

[Mutant Sheep]

You're welcome. :smalltongue: :smallbiggrin:Grump.:smallannoyed::smallbiggrin: Dimo is baaaaaaaaaaa-d person.:smallamused:


Well, I severely doubt I've ever tasted anything that could be classed as 'good' vodka :smalltongue:Good dev! "Good vodka" is just alcohol'd down water.:smallamused:


'Course I do, stupid. I'm your friend.

A lot. She means she hit on me a lot.

Booooze. Fweeeends! :smalltongue:

*eyebrow perched so high it fell off my woefully short hair*

Boooooooooozeeeee.:smallbiggrin:




Oh hey, that reminds me! One of the classroom maps my school uses is so outdated it has the USSR and Czechoslovakia on it. I just noticed.



But alcohol in general has a sort-of flavor. Well, more of a feelingy thing, but it's like a flavor.

Yeah, very amusing, she tried to kiss me. :smalltongue:

Hmm. I shall have to experiment. Damn, I wish I were older. I'm seriously tired of having the stereotypes of teenagerness associated with me.I love those maps.:smallbiggrin: "Hey "classmate, what's capital of *european state*?"
"Errr, *checks globe from '88"
"No. That's not even a country anymore.:smalltongue:"

Funny tingies!

:smallconfused: Buh?

You're a teenager, Moonie. You fall into the stereotypes no matter how hard you fight them.

[TaiLiu]

You're a teenager, Moonie. You fall into the stereotypes no matter how hard you fight them.
Whatever do you mean? :smallconfused:

[AtlanteanTroll]

These answers seem to contradict each other. :smallconfused:
I don't think so. Who says you can't have good pure vodka and good flavored vodka.


'Course I do, stupid. I'm your friend.
You're so tsundere, Moony.


Oh hey, that reminds me! One of the classroom maps my school uses is so outdated it has the USSR and Czechoslovakia on it. I just noticed.
One of the maps in my AP European class is that old. But I think that's on purpose of course. :smalltongue:


Hmm. I shall have to experiment. Damn, I wish I were older. I'm seriously tired of having the stereotypes of teenagerness associated with me.
Meh. Brandy is the only alcohol I have ever actually enjoyed. And being a teenager isn't too bad, really. Damn Hot Topic and it's "Drug, Sex, & Alcohol" paraphernalia.

[TaiLiu]

I don't think so. Who says you can't have good pure vodka and good flavored vodka.
I was referring to Devmaar's response, along with yours.

You're so tsundere, Moony.
Using slang, I see. :smallwink:

[Coidzor]

Pfft. I used to register on scales as a 100% introvert, and now everyone thinks I'm incredibly social.

Oh, how life changes.

Indeed. Puberty was quite a shock for me too. I had beard where there was no beard before and life has just never been the same again.


You WILL go to the ball! LaLa, I'm officially telling you to go to places and meet people.

Hear hear!


LaLa, you are my epic crazy slightly perverted awesomesauce friend, and you are not losing me, and I am just very irresponsible at social everything. <HUGS>

Slightly? :smallamused:


Hmm. What is better, ouzo or vodka? I think I've drunk both, but I can't remember the flavour of the latter. Ouzo is very licorice-y.

Good booze is good. Ouzo is a bit rarer so there's the sheer novelty factor. Vodka has... variable flavor, with some of it tasting like nothing, some of it tasting like fire, some of it tasting like grey goose...

It's like asking whether regular whiskey or rum is better than the other rather than the actual quality of the boozes in question. I mean, heck, there's vodkas that are better than some bourbons (admittedly, bourbons so plebeian it pains me to remember they exist) or scotches.

I'm still conducting research into whether bourbon or scotch is king of the booze though, so the jury's still out on that one.


If you can't tell I'm a little nervous I'm losing you, since you're so busy with other things. Blaaaargh I'm so silly :smallredface:

Nah, just in srs like. :smallcool:


ION: Had dinner with my girlfriend and my mom this evening. T'was interesting.

Did it go well? Was the food good? Do they get along like cats or a house on fire?


I used to be a sneaky walker, but my new shoes make me a SQUEAKY walker instead.

Protip: Have more than one pair of shoes. :smalltongue:


I COULD have dodged, but I only dodge blows that I don't deserve. So... pretty much none of them.

Well that takes half the fun out of it, denying them the chase. :smallwink:


Well, it's altogether too easy to palm things at cast parties. Especially since I'm usually the only one there who isn't drunk and/or high.

Well then, that's just cheating if you're not putting on a show or using your powers for lulz and you're not actually participating in the cast party. :smallyuk:

[LaZodiac]

'Course I do, stupid. I'm your friend.

A lot. She means she hit on me a lot.

Booooze.

Yeah, very amusing, she tried to kiss me. :smalltongue:

D'aw, thanks. You're my friend too!

A bit, a lot, tomayto, tomahto

Shocking no one, a lot of people wanted beer at a bar.

That I did! Sometimes I succeeded!

[TaiLiu]

Indeed. Puberty was quite a shock for me too. I had beard where there was no beard before and life has just never been the same again.
You look great in that beard, though!

Sometimes I succeeded!
I wish to know how. :smallconfused:

[AtlanteanTroll]

I was referring to Devmaar's response, along with yours.
Ah, I see.


Using slang, I see. :smallwink:
Leave my japonophilia alone. :smalltongue:


I had beard where there was no beard before and life has just never been the same again.
Puberty PSA?


Did it go well? Was the food good? Do they get along like cats or a house on fire?
As well as it could have, me thinks. I totally ordered something I shouldn't have, but they were fine.

[Coidzor]

You look great in that beard, though!

It's just really weird having another living organism grafted onto my body. I suppose it can't really be much of a parasite, since it hardly seems to be doing any nutrient siphoning. :smallconfused:

Thank you, though.


Whatever do you mean? :smallconfused:

Fighting the stereotypes and hating them is another stereotype, IIRC.


Shocking no one, a lot of people wanted beer at a bar.

That I did! Sometimes I succeeded!

Yay, beer! :smallcool:

Did you like it? Was she wearing cherry chapstick? :smallamused:


Puberty PSA?

As well as it could have, me thinks. I totally ordered something I shouldn't have, but they were fine.

You get ice cream for simpsons reference recognition, yes.

I know that feels, man. Glad they got on well. My, ah... Mother and my female companions have never really seen eye to eye. Partially because either they were too short or they were tall enough they registered as a threat to her. :smallconfused:

[Mutant Sheep]

It's just really weird having another living organism grafted onto my body. I suppose it can't really be much of a parasite, since it hardly seems to be doing any nutrient siphoning. :smallconfused:

Thank you, though.



Fighting the stereotypes and hating them is another stereotype, IIRC.



Yay, beer! :smallcool:

Did you like it? Was she wearing cherry chapstick?Yeah, well, you're beard looks bad on YOU.:smalltongue:

This. Whatever you do, there's a teen stereotype for it.

DEM BOOZIES.:smalltongue:

I too want detailz.

[TaiLiu]

It's just really weird having another living organism grafted onto my body. I suppose it can't really be much of a parasite, since it hardly seems to be doing any nutrient siphoning. :smallconfused:

Thank you, though.
Hey, if I ever starts bothering you, just chop it off! :smalltongue:

Fighting the stereotypes and hating them is another stereotype, IIRC.
Ah, just like hating clichés is a cliché.

I know that feels, man. Glad they got on well. My, ah... Mother and my female companions have never really seen eye to eye. Partially because either they were too short or they were tall enough they registered as a threat to her. :smallconfused:
Unfortunate. :smallfrown:

Yeah, well, you're beard looks bad on YOU.:smalltongue:
Have you ever seen a photo of him? It clearly grants him +2 to Charisma.

This. Whatever you do, there's a teen stereotype for it.
Hm.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Sheep, you fool, get on Facebook while I make myself a late-night quesadilla.

[Amidus Drexel]

So, I've forgotten what I wanted to say in response to most of you... If I knocked you off the list, that's why...


Anyone want to write my final paper for me?

I'll do it, but it'll be a rather short paper. It very well may be better described as a short paragraph after I'm finished.


My life is getting far too silly with you people! Stop that immediately! :smallsigh:

:smalltongue:

Never! :smallcool:

This silliness is good for you. Much like water - it's required to live, but in large quantities, it makes wave swells that can be well over 10ft higher than the average sea level.
Hehehe, bad analogies are fun.

Aaaah, right. So you're the same age as me, give or taken when your birthday actually is! Right!


One of your birthdays is in May, the other in... December? Yours is in December. I'm remembering this conversation now. He's 20, and you're 21. A difference of five months (give or take), not in the other direction. There we go.

My, I took a roundabout way of connecting that.



I don't find it particularly funny, but everybody has different standards for humour.

Mine are surprisingly low (Amidus, I doubt anyone would be surprised to find you amused. :smalltongue:), especially on my standard fare of little sleep and lots of caffeine. :smallamused:



I COULD have dodged, but I only dodge blows that I don't deserve. So... pretty much none of them.

Well, it's altogether too easy to palm things at cast parties. Especially since I'm usually the only one there who isn't drunk and/or high.

Heh, indeed. I don't mind being punched, as long as I deserve it... so I take pains to deserve it by the time people punch me. :smallamused:

Hrm... this gives me ideas. I too am often the only sober person at a party.


If I remember correctly, vodka has no flavour.

It should taste like alcohol.

ION: Ha! Hehehe... Three letters that make it look like I do things. :smallamused:

Oh, I came up with a sketchy way to make money cheaply... it's not a very solid plan, though. I could probably get five bucks off of it, though, at the very least. Hrm... I'm sure someone at Dominoes would complain, once they figured it out...

I wonder if I've got enough paper...

[TaiLiu]

Sheep, you fool, get on Facebook while I make myself a late-night quesadilla.
Ah, the Mexican food I just learned about a few days ago.

How does it taste?

[Amidus Drexel]

How does it taste?

Depends on how you make it. I myself prefer plain cheese ones with copious amounts of hot sauce. I'm not above cooking olives or hot peppers in them, however.

(Hrm... you could be talking specifically about the one he's having now. I don't suppose I can properly answer that question :smalltongue:)

[Mutant Sheep]

Sheep, you fool, get on Facebook while I make myself a late-night quesadilla.Nu. Too busy with World ends with You.:smalltongue:

Hey, if I ever starts bothering you, just chop it off! :smalltongue:

Ah, just like hating clichés is a cliché.

Unfortunate. :smallfrown:

Have you ever seen a photo of him? It clearly grants him +2 to Charisma.

Hm.Nooooo! NOT THA' BEARD.:smallfurious::smallbiggrin:

Yup.:smallcool: The teenager who tries to defy sterotypes winds up flopping face first into one anyways.:smallamused:

Tall women are a threat?:smallconfused: .... Explains why I get so scared sometimes. : D

I know. But I think he's holding his beard back. It has so many more opportunites if it didn't hold onto him, ya know?:smalltongue:

Trooooth!

[TaiLiu]

ION: Ha! Hehehe... Three letters that make it look like I do things. :smallamused:

Oh, I came up with a sketchy way to make money cheaply... it's not a very solid plan, though. I could probably get five bucks off of it, though, at the very least. Hrm... I'm sure someone at Dominoes would complain, once they figured it out...

I wonder if I've got enough paper...
Tell us more!

Depends on how you make it. I myself prefer plain cheese ones with copious amounts of hot sauce. I'm not above cooking olives or hot peppers in them, however.

(Hrm... you could be talking specifically about the one he's having now. I don't suppose I can properly answer that question :smalltongue:)
Ah. It was the latter, but I won't complain if you add to my little archive of knowledge. :smallwink:

[AtlanteanTroll]

Oh, I came up with a sketchy way to make money cheaply... it's not a very solid plan, though. I could probably get five bucks off of it, though, at the very least. Hrm... I'm sure someone at Dominoes would complain, once they figured it out...

I wonder if I've got enough paper...
Elaborate then! :smalltongue:


Ah, the Mexican food I just learned about a few days ago.

How does it taste?
Good? I'm not the best at describing the sensation of taste. Have yet to make it this evening...

[TaiLiu]

Yup.:smallcool: The teenager who tries to defy sterotypes winds up flopping face first into one anyways.:smallamused:
Gr!

I know. But I think he's holding his beard back. It has so many more opportunites if it didn't hold onto him, ya know?:smalltongue:
You can't say something like that without giving examples!

Good? I'm not the best at describing the sensation of taste. Have yet to make it this evening...
Oh, all right. :smallsmile:

[AtlanteanTroll]

I mean, I wouldn't make it if I didn't like it. :smallbiggrin:

[TaiLiu]

I mean, I wouldn't make it if I didn't like it. :smallbiggrin:
Oh, of course not. I understand if you wish to keep its flavour under wraps. :smallwink:

[LaZodiac]

Yay, beer! :smallcool:

Did you like it? Was she wearing cherry chapstick? :smallamused:


I didn't drink any!

It was on the forehead, so I don't know!



One of your birthdays is in May, the other in... December? Yours is in December. I'm remembering this conversation now. He's 20, and you're 21. A difference of five months (give or take), not in the other direction. There we go.

So apparently January is December now, according to Amidus. That's ok, it just means I'll get Christmas gifts sooner :smallamused:

[Amidus Drexel]

Yup.:smallcool: The teenager who tries to defy sterotypes winds up flopping face first into one anyways.:smallamused:

Indeed. I've found it rather interesting that, by slowly discontinuing my attempts to avoid conforming (a relic from a much younger version of Amidus), I have become far more unique than I used to be.

That, and the odd mix of knowing a little about everything and looking like a complete idiot always keeps people on their toes. :smallamused:


Tell us more!

Ah. It was the latter, but I won't complain if you add to my little archive of knowledge. :smallwink:

Do I have to? :smalltongue:

They taste like pan-fried corn tortillas with melted cheese inside, then with hot sauce liberally applied to the top. Not what you meant, perhaps, but when has that ever stopped me?

If you eat them right off the stove, they mostly taste hot and cheesy. The tortillas harden when cooked, so they don't absorb the hot sauce unless you let it sit there for a long time. Unless you're stingy with the cheese, some of it will inevitably seep out to the sides of the quesadilla, and will fry properly to a dark-brownish colour (or burn :smallamused:), and that adds its own flavor.

Elaborate then! :smalltongue:

Okay, fine, I'll tell you guys.

So, the Dominoes out by Robin's house is offering a deal with the local music store (local for there, anyway - it's a good half hour from where I live) where if you present a receipt from the music store, you can get a second pizza free (assuming the second is 1) equal or less expensive than the first pizza, and 2) you actually buy a first pizza). Between me, Rafiki, and Bird, we have several of these receipts (and have already used two or three for extra pizza); the plan is to make copies of them and just use the same ones over and over again. I saw an opportunity to sell them for a few bucks, figuring that the people buying them wouldn't lose (a $1 pizza compared to a $10 pizza), and I could make a bit of change on the side. It has its flaws (big enough ones that I probably won't be using it), of course, but all get-rich(er) quick plans do.


Oh, of course not. I understand if you wish to keep its flavour under wraps. :smallwink:

Appropriate, given that we're speaking of quesadillas. :smallamused:

[AtlanteanTroll]

Also any copies made would be a different texture than the paper the receipt was printed on? And it's fraud? :smalltongue:

[TaiLiu]

Indeed. I've found it rather interesting that, by slowly discontinuing my attempts to avoid conforming (a relic from a much younger version of Amidus), I have become far more unique than I used to be.
Fascinating. Could you share your hard-won wisdom and elaborate? :smallsmile:


They taste like pan-fried corn tortillas with melted cheese inside, then with hot sauce liberally applied to the top. Not what you meant, perhaps, but when has that ever stopped me?

If you eat them right off the stove, they mostly taste hot and cheesy. The tortillas harden when cooked, so they don't absorb the hot sauce unless you let it sit there for a long time. Unless you're stingy with the cheese, some of it will inevitably seep out to the sides of the quesadilla, and will fry properly to a dark-brownish colour (or burn :smallamused:), and that adds its own flavor.
Ah. So, it is like a crunchy pizza? :smallconfused:

So, the Dominoes out by Robin's house is offering a deal with the local music store (local for there, anyway - it's a good half hour from where I live) where if you present a receipt from the music store, you can get a second pizza free (assuming the second is 1) equal or less expensive than the first pizza, and 2) you actually buy a first pizza). Between me, Rafiki, and Bird, we have several of these receipts (and have already used two or three for extra pizza); the plan is to make copies of them and just use the same ones over and over again. I saw an opportunity to sell them for a few bucks, figuring that the people buying them wouldn't lose (a $1 pizza compared to a $10 pizza), and I could make a bit of change on the side. It has its flaws (big enough ones that I probably won't be using it), of course, but all get-rich(er) quick plans do.
I concur; the risks are not worth the benefits.

Appropriate, given that we're speaking of quesadillas. :smallamused:
I was hoping so. :smallsmile:

[Dimonite]

Protip: Have more than one pair of shoes. :smalltongue:


I do; it's just that I save my quiet shoes for backstage work. I don't want to wear them down and then not have quiet shoes for when I most need to be silent.



Well that takes half the fun out of it, denying them the chase. :smallwink:


See, what's more fun for me? Dodging, and eventually getting hit because I can't dodge forever, or simply accepting the blows and cheapening their victory? I'm gonna have to go with door number 2 there. :smalltongue:



Well then, that's just cheating if you're not putting on a show or using your powers for lulz and you're not actually participating in the cast party. :smallyuk:

:smallmad: Little sick of people telling me that I'm not participating in the party if I'm not getting drunk.

[Amidus Drexel]

Also any copies made would be a different texture than the paper the receipt was printed on? And it's fraud? :smalltongue:

Ah, but that's the beautiful part of it: The receipts are printed on a standard full sheet of white printer paper. :smallamused:


Fascinating. Could you share your hard-won wisdom and elaborate? :smallsmile:

Ah. So, it is like a crunchy pizza? :smallconfused:

I concur; the risks are not worth the benefits.


THE KNOWLEDGE IS MINE! I'm not quite sure what you want to know... care to elaborate?

...Yes and no. It has the same general shape, and is eaten largely in the same way. However, pizza has a flour crust, which is more like bread than a corn tortilla. Also, most pizzas have an open face on one side. :smallwink:

And, for the record, I would never stoop so low as to make a cheese-only pizza if I had the means to do otherwise.

Well, I won't be selling them for profit, no. But I will be claiming some free(ish) pizzas for the next few weeks. :smallamused:

[Mutant Sheep]

Ohhh, something I disapprove of!*disapproves at Amidus*:smalltongue:

Edit@^:Ohh, Amidus said somethin again! I RENEW MY DISAPPROVAL. *dispproving glance at the Drexelsaurus*


What Tai said. Getting drunk needs beer at half the parties anyways, because teenagers suck at getting anything else.:smallmad::smallamused:

[Amidus Drexel]

Ohhh, something I disapprove of!*disapproves at Amidus*:smalltongue:

Ohh, Amidus said somethin again! I RENEW MY DISAPPROVAL. *dispproving glance at the Drexelsaurus*

What Tai said. Getting drunk needs beer at half the parties anyways, because teenagers suck at getting anything else.:smallmad::smallamused:

Your disapproval fills me with smug glee. :smallcool:

Look, it's not called Lawful Evil for nothing. :smallamused:

Hrm? All the parties I've been to (with alcohol, anyway) have had, at the very least, vodka. (in addition to copious amounts of beer). Having Russian friends with the ability to get proper alcohol is an excellent asset for that sort of party.

[Mutant Sheep]

Your disapproval fills me with smug glee. :smallcool:

Look, it's not called Lawful Evil for nothing. :smallamused:

Hrm? All the parties I've been to (with alcohol, anyway) have had, at the very least, vodka. (in addition to copious amounts of beer). Having Russian friends with the ability to get proper alcohol is an excellent asset for that sort of party.

:smallbiggrin:

True, but I think there's some kind of obligation for Good to do them disaproving stare things.:smalltongue:(Also, MY ECONOMIC VIEW DISAPPROVES. RARGH.)

Yeah, but not everyone has some. Most yeah, but not every one. Also, tequilaaaa>stuff.

[TaiLiu]

THE KNOWLEDGE IS MINE! I'm not quite sure what you want to know... care to elaborate?
Sure. How have you become more unique by discontinuing your attempts to avoid conforming?

...Yes and no. It has the same general shape, and is eaten largely in the same way. However, pizza has a flour crust, which is more like bread than a corn tortilla. Also, most pizzas have an open face on one side. :smallwink:
Ah. So, it is similar to an enclosed pizza? :smallconfused:

[Coidzor]

I didn't drink any!

It was on the forehead, so I don't know!

I could've guessed that. By now you'd make a big hullabaloo about losing your boozeginity.

Then does it even count? :smalltongue:


Ah, the Mexican food I just learned about a few days ago.

How does it taste?

crispy, cheesey deliciousness. The basic form is just tortilla and cheese, but if you don't crisp it up a bit, what are you really doing?


Nooooo! NOT THA' BEARD.:smallfurious::smallbiggrin:

So are you saying I have the other type of beard? :smallamused:


Yup.:smallcool: The teenager who tries to defy sterotypes winds up flopping face first into one anyways.:smallamused:

Tall women are a threat?:smallconfused: .... Explains why I get so scared sometimes. : D

Ah, Teenage Faceplant.

When you're used to being the tallest woman around, apparently, yes? Though maybe it was because she didn't feel she could buffalo them due to them not being smaller than her. :smallconfused: Mothers are strange and confusing beasts.


I know. But I think he's holding his beard back. It has so many more opportunites if it didn't hold onto him, ya know?:smalltongue:

I keep telling it to pursue that post-doc, but it always makes up some lame excuse.


I do; it's just that I save my quiet shoes for backstage work. I don't want to wear them down and then not have quiet shoes for when I most need to be silent.

Do you constantly flex your toes and so break through the soles of your shoes like my old roomie then?


See, what's more fun for me? Dodging, and eventually getting hit because I can't dodge forever, or simply accepting the blows and cheapening their victory? I'm gonna have to go with door number 2 there. :smalltongue:

Making them look like a fool and an ass in one fell swoop?


:smallmad: Little sick of people telling me that I'm not participating in the party if I'm not getting drunk.

It is a cast party. You're supposed to be doing something foolish at the very least, it's just that drunken revelry and hookups are the most common form chosen.

[LaZodiac]

I could've guessed that. By now you'd make a big hullabaloo about losing your boozeginity.

Then does it even count? :smalltongue:

True enough.

It totally does in my eyes :smallbiggrin:

[Amidus Drexel]

:smallbiggrin:

True, but I think there's some kind of obligation for Good to do them disaproving stare things.:smalltongue:(Also, MY ECONOMIC VIEW DISAPPROVES. RARGH.)

Yeah, but not everyone has some. Most yeah, but not every one. Also, tequilaaaa>stuff.

Well, next time I won't tell you when I'm off saving money. Will you feel better? :smalltongue:

(:smalltongue:)

I think you are the only person I know that can make me feel priveledged for knowing some people that know some alcoholic Russians. :smallamused:


Sure. How have you become more unique by discontinuing your attempts to avoid conforming?

Ah. So, it is similar to an enclosed pizza? :smallconfused:

Ah, yes. A theorem, composed on the spot:

Assumptions:

1) Stereotypes are essentially labels describing large, general swatches of behavior, attitude, and actions.
2a) Conformity is, by definition, a teenage stereotype.
2b) Anti-Conformity, by virtue of its contradictory nature, is also a teenage stereotype
3) Stereotypes exist for all patterns of behavior
4) Uniqueness is an inverse measure of how easily one can be labeled - simple (personality-wise) or stereotypical people are less unique.

Sweeping generalizations (also known as the proofs):

1) By virtue of being an anti-conformist, younger Amidus actually fit into more teenage stereotypes than he otherwise would have.
2) Ergo, by discontinuing anti-conformist practices, younger Amidus disassociated himself from a stereotype.
3) By virtue of no longer being accurately described by one or more stereotypes, younger Amidus became less easily labeled.
3) By virtue of having less behavioral and preferential labels, younger Amidus became more Unique (in the sense given above).


Circular logic? Perhaps. Accurate? Yes and no. I am, naturally, difficult to define, but is that what makes me unique? Probably not; everyone is complicated, and to a large degree so. You'll have to settle for it, though, flimsy as it may be.

You'll have to have one and say for yourself; I'm afraid my descriptions cannot do quesadillas justice. :smallwink:

[TaiLiu]

crispy, cheesey deliciousness. The basic form is just tortilla and cheese, but if you don't crisp it up a bit, what are you really doing?
I wouldn't know. I've never tasted one before.

Ah, yes. A theorem, composed on the spot:

Assumptions:

1) Stereotypes are essentially labels describing large, general swatches of behavior, attitude, and actions.
2a) Conformity is, by definition, a teenage stereotype.
2b) Anti-Conformity, by virtue of its contradictory nature, is also a teenage stereotype
3) Stereotypes exist for all patterns of behavior
4) Uniqueness is an inverse measure of how easily one can be labeled - simple (personality-wise) or stereotypical people are less unique.

Sweeping generalizations (also known as the proofs):

1) By virtue of being an anti-conformist, younger Amidus actually fit into more teenage stereotypes than he otherwise would have.
2) Ergo, by discontinuing anti-conformist practices, younger Amidus disassociated himself from a stereotype.
3) By virtue of no longer being accurately described by one or more stereotypes, younger Amidus became less easily labeled.
3) By virtue of having less behavioral and preferential labels, younger Amidus became more Unique (in the sense given above).


Circular logic? Perhaps. Accurate? Yes and no. I am, naturally, difficult to define, but is that what makes me unique? Probably not; everyone is complicated, and to a large degree so. You'll have to settle for it, though, flimsy as it may be.
Hm. I see.

[Coidzor]

It totally does in my eyes :smallbiggrin:

Nope. Sorry, Darth Haggis.


4) Uniqueness is an inverse measure of how easily one can be labeled - simple (personality-wise) or stereotypical people are less unique.

I got so many people mad at me and complaining about how I was difficult to categorize and stereotype in high school.

Was especially amusing since everyone but the seniors thought I was a random senior transfer student when I was a freshie due to the nascent beard.


I wouldn't know. I've never tasted one before.

Well worth the 6 to 9 bucks they usually go for. :smallwink: And if you don't gusta, then, well, only out, like, 9 bucks worst case.

[TaiLiu]

Well worth the 6 to 9 bucks they usually go for. :smallwink: And if you don't gusta, then, well, only out, like, 9 bucks worst case.
I wouldn't know where to buy one in the first place. :smalltongue:

[Mutant Sheep]

So are you saying I have the other type of beard? :smallamused:



Ah, Teenage Faceplant.

When you're used to being the tallest woman around, apparently, yes? Though maybe it was because she didn't feel she could buffalo them due to them not being smaller than her. :smallconfused: Mothers are strange and confusing beasts.


I keep telling it to pursue that post-doc, but it always makes up some lame excuse.You have a Coidzbeard. Seriously, how you no no?:smallconfused::smalltongue:

Happens far too often.:smallsigh::smallamused:

Women.:smallsigh: Such silly creatures.

Yaaaaay someone followed up on the joke! I was worried no one would.:smallfrown::smallredface:




Do you constantly flex your toes and so break through the soles of your shoes like my old roomie then?



Making them look like a fool and an ass in one fell swoop?



It is a cast party. You're supposed to be doing something foolish at the very least, it's just that drunken revelry and hookups are the most common form chosen.Y u ppl kll $hoes?:smallconfused: shoe good.

Yaaay!

Ahhh, drunkennrevelry. I prefer being NICE. It throws everyone completely off.:smallamused:

EDIT: OMG FRESHMAN BEARDED COIDFRESHIE. MSOT ADORABLE COID SINCE COALZOR.

Two followup questions, now ai think aboot it: How IS coidznephew doing?:smallsmile:

Und: i forgot what other one was. Lets go "blah"
Eift threseos: I dunno what goddamn stereotype i fit into. I'm not nerdy enough for the nerds, and while people still can't bring themselves to bring harm to me, my first impressions are getting worse!:smallfrown::smalltongue:

[Amidus Drexel]

I got so many people mad at me and complaining about how I was difficult to categorize and stereotype in high school.

Was especially amusing since everyone but the seniors thought I was a random senior transfer student when I was a freshie due to the nascent beard.


Hrm... no one's ever gotten mad at me for that... I'm superficially easily stereotyped, though; I look like a few sorts of person that other people can blissfully assume me to be. :smallamused:

Oh, you were one of those people. You freshmen-with-beards-people. *narrows eyes* :smallamused: :smalltongue:


I wouldn't know where to buy one in the first place. :smalltongue:

It's far easier just to cook one yourself. I've never bought one.

[LaZodiac]

Nope. Sorry, Darth Haggis.


I'm totally not a sheep's stomach full of sheep organs.



Women.:smallsigh: Such silly creatures.

*cracks whip* What'd you just saaaaay? I'm gettin' hungry for lamp chops!

[Drakeburn]

Almost.......... Done with........ Finals........

Must....... Rest..... For tonight...

*collapses*

[TaiLiu]

Almost.......... Done with........ Finals........

Must....... Rest..... For tonight...

*collapses*
You sound like you need a long rest!

[LaZodiac]

Almost.......... Done with........ Finals........

Must....... Rest..... For tonight...

*collapses*

And now you enter the Odin Sleep. Good luck Drakeburn!

[Teddy]

Aaaah, right. So you're the same age as me, give or taken when your birthday actually is! Right!

Now you're not even trying! When you read this, the answer is exactly 2 clicks and 7 key presses away, and the key presses are optional if you've got the patience to manually read through 116 lines of information. :smallwink:


Anyway, you'll know when I'M at your door, since a whip may be involved*

*this is a joke, I'm not going to whip you. Unless you ask.

Do you actually have a whip, or do you just wish you had one? :smallconfused:


I'm totally making this my mission. I'll figure out a way.

Wow, I've never had people so dedicated to see me before...

Also, I have to warn you, because while Uppsala is an old town, it can't under any circumstances compete with cities such as Paris when it comes to tourist attractions.


Your town is on the list of places I've only heard of because of Empire Total War :smalltongue:

Well, at least you've heard of it. On one hand, I'm sometimes amazed that people have heard of Sweden to start with, and moreso that they know something about us as well (then again, seeing how we're often confused with Switzerland, maybe they don't). On the other hand, Swedish pride compels me to think that we're such a big deal and that everyone should consider us the pinnacle of existence, so I suppose it evens out in the long run. :smallwink:


Which is weird, because I can be standing right in front of someone and have them not notice when I'm not even trying to be inconspicuous.

Yeah, I know this as well. I think it's the colour blue that does it. It's like a personal SEP field. :smallwink:

[FinnLassie]

Now matter how much I stretch I end up feeling so utterly stiff after kendo. I don't know how shopping will work out today as I can't see myself reaching top shelves thanks to these arms that just don't stretch out. x_x

Feels odd to have only two days off a week. Is... is this what they call growing up? :smalleek: Thankfully I only have 3,5 weeks left of placement. :smalltongue:

[Devmaar]

Well, at least you've heard of it. On one hand, I'm sometimes amazed that people have heard of Sweden to start with, and moreso that they know something about us as well (then again, seeing how we're often confused with Switzerland, maybe they don't). On the other hand, Swedish pride compels me to think that we're such a big deal and that everyone should consider us the pinnacle of existence, so I suppose it evens out in the long run. :smallwink:

Well I'm as familiar with Sweden as with any other country I haven't been to, more than most. A lot of bands I like come from Sweden for one thing, and for another no English football fan could have made it through the last 12 years without at the very least learning Sweden's flag and capital city :smalltongue:

And having been raised by a massive Roger Federer fan I could certainly never get your country confused with his :smalltongue:


Now matter how much I stretch I end up feeling so utterly stiff after kendo. I don't know how shopping will work out today as I can't see myself reaching top shelves thanks to these arms that just don't stretch out. x_x

Feels odd to have only two days off a week. Is... is this what they call growing up? :smalleek: Thankfully I only have 3,5 weeks left of placement. :smalltongue:

N'aww
Reading this made me think, by some glorious serendipity, I think I've found myself in a position where all the products I regularly buy are shoulder height at the highest...

[LaZodiac]

Do you actually have a whip, or do you just wish you had one? :smallconfused:

Wow, I've never had people so dedicated to see me before...

I don't actually have a whip. Owning one would be nice as a short of "I have it if I need it" thing, but I'm not going to go out and buy one willy nilly. This is basically just a really subtle way of hinting at doing my comic some more. When you have the time, of course, I completely understand you've got school and stuff :smalltongue:

Dude, you're Teddy! You're a great artist who's really cool, smart, and handsome as all get out. Additionally two of the people who want to see you are in a DND game with you and are thus close friends (presumably).

[Dimonite]

It is a cast party. You're supposed to be doing something foolish at the very least, it's just that drunken revelry and hookups are the most common form chosen.

I just don't understand what part of drunken revelry and hookups is supposed to be fun. Watching other people be drunk is fun, especially when they're at the point of drunkenness where they look at you like you're a god because you could get them something from the top of the stairs without falling over, but it's not something I'm really interested in for myself. But I still participate in the party - I have conversations, play games, eat food, and give the dog belly rubs just like everyone else. What makes their form of fun better than mine?

[LaZodiac]

What makes their form of fun better than mine?

Nothing, logically.

From a purely objective standpoint, their type of fun is better then yours, but ONLY FOR THEM. This is actually obvious so I don't know why I'm saying it :smalltongue:

[Teddy]

I don't actually have a whip. Owning one would be nice as a short of "I have it if I need it" thing, but I'm not going to go out and buy one willy nilly. This is basically just a really subtle way of hinting at doing my comic some more. When you have the time, of course, I completely understand you've got school and stuff :smalltongue:

The "subtle" part is up for debate. Rest assured that the ice this project (as well as a whole bunch of others) lies on won't thaw for another month or so. I mean, seriously, where did all my free time go?


Dude, you're Teddy! You're a great artist who's really cool, smart, and handsome as all get out. Additionally two of the people who want to see you are in a DND game with you and are thus close friends (presumably).

I haven't had friends asking to come over for years. And these are all friends who live within bicycle distance from my home...

[LaZodiac]

The "subtle" part is up for debate. Rest assured that the ice this project (as well as a whole bunch of others) lies on won't thaw for another month or so. I mean, seriously, where did all my free time go?

I haven't had friends asking to come over for years. And these are all friends who live within bicycle distance from my home...

It went away, clearly :smallamused:

And those people are friends who live close by, so they're more used to you, so it's not as needed to come over all the time. Additionally, you're all busy with other stuff, so that might be why.

There's also the whole "young adults can't have sleep overs" mentality.

[Coidzor]

I wouldn't know where to buy one in the first place. :smalltongue:

Well if you're living in such a place that there's no such thing as a mexican restaurant and they don't have anything in the freezer aisle of your local grocery store or there's no grocery stores, then you're pretty much left to finding out how to make tortillas online, making some tortillas, throwing that batch out to feed the birds or something and making a second one so you get the trick of it, and then using whatever good cheeses you can acquire, grated or shredded to fill two of them and then lightly pan fry it in a bit of oil, IIRC. :smallwink:


You have a Coidzbeard. Seriously, how you no no?:smallconfused::smalltongue:

Women.:smallsigh: Such silly creatures.

Yaaaaay someone followed up on the joke! I was worried no one would.:smallfrown::smallredface:

It's currently in hibernation mode, I suppose.

I think you mean "silky." :smalltongue:

*ba-dum tish* :smallwink: It's like that one episode from Kids Next Door. Only with beards.


Y u ppl kll $hoes?:smallconfused: shoe good.

Ahhh, drunkennrevelry. I prefer being NICE. It throws everyone completely off.:smallamused:

I don't know, I think part of it was dance and part of it having grown up partially feral so he learned to walk on his own mostly without guidance/correction.

/implyingCoidzors aren't nice when revelrying. :smalltongue:


EDIT: OMG FRESHMAN BEARDED COIDFRESHIE. MSOT ADORABLE COID SINCE COALZOR.

Two followup questions, now ai think aboot it: How IS coidznephew doing?:smallsmile:

Eift threseos: I dunno what goddamn stereotype i fit into. I'm not nerdy enough for the nerds, and while people still can't bring themselves to bring harm to me, my first impressions are getting worse!:smallfrown::smalltongue:

:smalltongue:

I don't know. I should probably check up on the sprogling.

Ah, first impressions. A tricky pastime to improve upon. But kinda important. Good luck with that.


Hrm... no one's ever gotten mad at me for that... I'm superficially easily stereotyped, though; I look like a few sorts of person that other people can blissfully assume me to be. :smallamused:

I was always too... eclectic and varied in how I dressed, and hung out with a bit of everyone who would have me.


Oh, you were one of those people. You freshmen-with-beards-people. *narrows eyes* :smallamused: :smalltongue:

Yup. Was told to shave by my freshman english teacher when she realized I wasn't a really, really thick older kid.


It's far easier just to cook one yourself. I've never bought one.

True enough, if you can master the tortillas in a timely manner.


I'm totally not a sheep's stomach full of sheep organs.

yeah, you kinda are. :smalltongue: Also, a sith lord.


*cracks whip* What'd you just saaaaay? I'm gettin' hungry for lamp chops!

Especially after you ingest Ship.


I just don't understand what part of drunken revelry and hookups is supposed to be fun. Watching other people be drunk is fun, especially when they're at the point of drunkenness where they look at you like you're a god because you could get them something from the top of the stairs without falling over, but it's not something I'm really interested in for myself. But I still participate in the party - I have conversations, play games, eat food, and give the dog belly rubs just like everyone else. What makes their form of fun better than mine?

The doesn't matter had sex part and the altered state of mind and partay part.

That's voyeurism, mate. :smalleek:

Mostly because of the voyeurism. :smalleek: Also, tradition.

[DraPrime]

You know what is one of the best parts of having wasted a lot of yesterday on Federal Hill in Providence? Waking up after a full night of sleep with amazing deep dish pizza waiting in the fridge. This is gonna be a good day.

[Teddy]

And those people are friends who live close by, so they're more used to you, so it's not as needed to come over all the time. Additionally, you're all busy with other stuff, so that might be why.

Honestly, if there's something my friends know about me (as soon as you step away from the whole "walking dictionary/pocket calculator" deal), then it's my tendency to drop everything at hand whenever they ask me something...


There's also the whole "young adults can't have sleep overs" mentality.

Given, mentality differs with nationality. I'm a Swede, we're almost as promiscuous as the stereotype have us portrayed (well, perhaps not that certain introvert having difficulties forming close social relationships, but he's statistically insignificant anyway).

[LaZodiac]

Honestly, if there's something my friends know about me (as soon as you step away from the whole "walking dictionary/pocket calculator" deal), then it's my tendency to drop everything at hand whenever they ask me something...

Given, mentality differs with nationality. I'm a Swede, we're almost as promiscuous as the stereotype have us portrayed (well, perhaps not that certain introvert having difficulties forming close social relationships, but he's statistically insignificant anyway).

Well, that's you, not the others :smalltongue:

I like that mentality. It's kinda cool, especially because I think friends should be huggy all the time, and that sleepovers are awesome! The concept of them, atleast. I did have a few with a friend or two in the past, so I kinda know what it's like.

[Dimonite]

The doesn't matter had sex part and the altered state of mind and partay part.


Doesn't sound like fun to me.



That's voyeurism, mate. :smalleek:


No it isn't. Not only does voyeurism have sexual overtones lacking in my amusement at other people's drunkenness, it implies that I'm watching them without their knowledge or consent. I was invited to the party, same as anyone else.



Mostly because of the voyeurism. :smalleek: Also, tradition.

Again: it isn't voyeurism. And I'm allowed to ignore traditions if I think that they're stupid. :smalltongue:

[Kneenibble]

The trouble, sweet Dimonitious, is that you have been watching young people engage in sloppy binge-drinking. Gentlemen and ladies of genteel disposition, on the other hand, do not wear beer goggles: they don, to borrow Phil Jupitus's words, Madeira pince-nez.

The barbarian orgies you witness represent but a narrow band of the full spectrum of alcohol culture.

*pours a little Grand Marnier 150*

[MoonCat]

Hm. Could you describe this feeling-flavour to me? :smallconfused:

Without ever seeing or meeting you? :smalleek:

I am empathising ever so strongly, comrade.

Like, it feels like it gets thicker and then your throat is warmer. But that really only happens with the stronger stuff, wine and beer don't do that.

Pfft, yeah.

Waitaminute, how old are you?


Fweeeends! :smalltongue:

*eyebrow perched so high it fell off my woefully short hair*

Boooooooooozeeeee.:smallbiggrin:

I love those maps.:smallbiggrin: "Hey "classmate, what's capital of *european state*?"
"Errr, *checks globe from '88"
"No. That's not even a country anymore.:smalltongue:"

Funny tingies!

:smallconfused: Buh?

You're a teenager, Moonie. You fall into the stereotypes no matter how hard you fight them.

Oh, shuttup. at least I have some.

Dafoo?

And this is why you sit at the kids table on Thanksgiving.

Yeah, thankfully, that hasn't happened yet.

No?

What now?

How the hell...?


You're so tsundere, Moony.

One of the maps in my AP European class is that old. But I think that's on purpose of course. :smalltongue:

Meh. Brandy is the only alcohol I have ever actually enjoyed. And being a teenager isn't too bad, really. Damn Hot Topic and it's "Drug, Sex, & Alcohol" paraphernalia.

How am I tsundere?

You have a class about European? Prithee, what about this mystical European do you learn?

Everyone assumes dumb stuff about you!


Indeed. Puberty was quite a shock for me too. I had beard where there was no beard before and life has just never been the same again.

Slightly? :smallamused:

...That's never really been my issue. (In fact, I wasn't even talking about physical changes, I was referring to societal ones.)

Yeah...


D'aw, thanks. You're my friend too!

A bit, a lot, tomayto, tomahto

Shocking no one, a lot of people wanted beer at a bar.

That I did! Sometimes I succeeded!

<huggles>

Except nobody pronounces it like that, because that's stupid.

GASP!

I don't remember that...


Women.:smallsigh: Such silly creatures.

I'm sorry, do you want to be dead? :smalltongue:


Wow, I've never had people so dedicated to see me before...

Also, I have to warn you, because while Uppsala is an old town, it can't under any circumstances compete with cities such as Paris when it comes to tourist attractions.

Well, at least you've heard of it. On one hand, I'm sometimes amazed that people have heard of Sweden to start with, and moreso that they know something about us as well (then again, seeing how we're often confused with Switzerland, maybe they don't). On the other hand, Swedish pride compels me to think that we're such a big deal and that everyone should consider us the pinnacle of existence, so I suppose it evens out in the long run. :smallwink:

Yeah, I know this as well. I think it's the colour blue that does it. It's like a personal SEP field. :smallwink:

Good. I hate tourist spots. You know why I keep on ending up in tiny unknown places on trips, which is why I can never meet up with anyone? You remember how I spent weeks talking about how weird it was for me to be going on a trip like a tourist with attractions and stuff? I like old things, I like bunkers, I like Teddy. Feck the tourist stuff.

We've heard of you! You guys have that one inventor who did the thing with stuff!

But... I wear all black.

[AtlanteanTroll]

How am I tsundere?
Read the post I quoted. I just think you are.


You have a class about European? Prithee, what about this mystical European do you learn?
Everything from the Renaissance on. OK, well not literally everything. We mainly focus on Britain, France, and Russia for a lot of the units. Italy, Germany, and Spain get a lot of attention at times.


Everyone assumes dumb stuff about you!
And thus you must not actually do dumb things. Or at least not get caught doing something dumb.

[LaZodiac]

<huggles>

Except nobody pronounces it like that, because that's stupid.

GASP!

I don't remember that...

*huggles*

Yes, that's true :smallamused:

Le giga gasp!

Understandable, since as said, it was just on the forehead. I imagine you'd remember if I kissed you somewhere else :smallamused:

[Mutant Sheep]

Oh, shuttup. at least I have some.

And this is why you sit at the kids table on Thanksgiving.

Yeah, thankfully, that hasn't happened yet.*Bwhaaaaaaaa!:smallfrown: BWHAAAAAAAA*

:smallamused: Grownups yelling at tv boring anyways.:smallbiggrin:

Booooo. Arthur jokes are for all time!



How the hell...?

How am I tsundere?See, sarcastic smart woman is stereotype.:smalltongue:

You have a class about European? Prithee, what about this mystical European do you learn?

Everyone assumes dumb stuff about you!



...That's never really been my issue. (In fact, I wasn't even talking about physical changes, I was referring to societal ones.)Why DID AT write it out when everyone just calls it AP Euro?:smallconfused::smalltongue:

I love that! You can reinforce the thought, then surprise them by being semi-smart!:smallamused:

Societal changes is lame. We should be all "dood change bad" and "eugh".:smalltongue:


Except nobody pronounces it like that, because that's stupid.

GASP!

I don't remember that...

I'm sorry, do you want to be dead? :smalltongue:... Tom-a-to. Tomahto.:smallconfused:

Beer at bars is so unthinkable!

Lala and Moonie, sitting at different computers. Something something that rhymes with computers.


You and Lala both threaten violence. I rest my case.:smalltongue:

Good. I hate tourist spots. You know why I keep on ending up in tiny unknown places on trips, which is why I can never meet up with anyone? You remember how I spent weeks talking about how weird it was for me to be going on a trip like a tourist with attractions and stuff? I like old things, I like bunkers, I like Teddy. Feck the tourist stuff.

We've heard of you! You guys have that one inventor who did the thing with stuff!

But... I wear all black.BUNKERBOI IS TEDDY.:smalltongue:

I love places where the people aren't the type to expect tourists. You can annoy them!:smallbiggrin:

I thought that was *everywhere, cuz Murica steals all the best peoples*


The trouble, sweet Dimonitious, is that you have been watching young people engage in sloppy binge-drinking. Gentlemen and ladies of genteel disposition, on the other hand, do not wear beer goggles: they don, to borrow Phil Jupitus's words, Madeira pince-nez.

The barbarian orgies you witness represent but a narrow band of the full spectrum of alcohol culture.

*pours a little Grand Marnier 150*I can call Knee old now?:smalltongue::smallfrown:

Pfffft. Dragon puppies break up orgies, because they all realize slobbery puppy-cuteness is better than drunken entanglements.:smalltongue:

BOOOZE FOR THE ANIMALS. NONE FOR COIDZOR THE PEOPLE.:smallbiggrin:


Well if you're living in such a place that there's no such thing as a mexican restaurant and they don't have anything in the freezer aisle of your local grocery store or there's no grocery stores, then you're pretty much left to finding out how to make tortillas online, making some tortillas, throwing that batch out to feed the birds or something and making a second one so you get the trick of it, and then using whatever good cheeses you can acquire, grated or shredded to fill two of them and then lightly pan fry it in a bit of oil, IIRC. :smallwink:



It's currently in hibernation mode, I suppose.

I think you mean "silky." :smalltongue:

*ba-dum tish* :smallwink: It's like that one episode from Kids Next Door. Only with beards.... That first sentence.... It is some secret level of hell we never knew about...:smalleek:

*wants someone to draw a beard with little z's coming out of it*

:smallbiggrin: Coidzor is being Coidzmooth again!:smalltongue:

MUSTACHE MIND CONTROL.(Coidzor watched KND? Yay!:smallbiggrin:)




I don't know, I think part of it was dance and part of it having grown up partially feral so he learned to walk on his own mostly without guidance/correction.

/implyingCoidzors aren't nice when revelrying. :smalltongue:



:smalltongue:

I don't know. I should probably check up on the sprogling.

Ah, first impressions. A tricky pastime to improve upon. But kinda important. Good luck with that.... GIVITH US STORY OF COIDZRAISEDBYWOLVES.:smalltongue:

:smallamused: I implied I was not.:smalltongue:

Well, let us'n know when you do. Coalzor is destined for Coidzreat.:smalltongue:

Graciahs.




I was always too... eclectic and varied in how I dressed, and hung out with a bit of everyone who would have me.

Yup. Was told to shave by my freshman english teacher when she realized I wasn't a really, really thick older kid.

yeah, you kinda are. :smalltongue: Also, a sith lord.

Especially after you ingest Ship.AUGH I DONT WANNA BE A COIDZYOUNGLING CLONE.:smallbiggrin:

... I am partially disturbed that is thing. Why senior would be allowed beard but not coidzfresh? Why would she think there are seniors that are apperently so "stoopid"? WHY?

I make sith lords when in a solution with Mooncat-stomach-acid?:smallconfused::smallwink:

[FinnLassie]

N'aww
Reading this made me think, by some glorious serendipity, I think I've found myself in a position where all the products I regularly buy are shoulder height at the highest...

Lucky thing. I'm allergic to a rather common product (dairy) and because Tesco and Morrisons are poop they decide it's a good idea to put all the special products to the most difficult places around here. It's already hard enough to find those products in this country anyway and then they make them nearly unreachable. :smallannoyed:

[MoonCat]

Read the post I quoted. I just think you are.

Everything from the Renaissance on. OK, well not literally everything. We mainly focus on Britain, France, and Russia for a lot of the units. Italy, Germany, and Spain get a lot of attention at times.

And thus you must not actually do dumb things. Or at least not get caught doing something dumb.

I don't see it.

Psst, AT. I think you left out a word there.

Pfft, me, dumb things? Where'd you get that idea?


Understandable, since as said, it was just on the forehead. I imagine you'd remember if I kissed you somewhere else :smallamused:

Still underage, sweetie.


*Bwhaaaaaaaa!:smallfrown: BWHAAAAAAAA*

:smallamused: Grownups yelling at tv boring anyways.:smallbiggrin:

Why DID AT write it out when everyone just calls it AP Euro?:smallconfused::smalltongue:

I love that! You can reinforce the thought, then surprise them by being semi-smart!:smallamused:

... Tom-a-to. Tomahto.:smallconfused:

Beer at bars is so unthinkable!

Lala and Moonie, sitting at different computers. Something something that rhymes with computers.

BUNKERBOI IS TEDDY.:smalltongue:

:smallamused:

Who the hell would have a TV on at Thanksgiving dinner? Or any dinner, for that matter. What the ****?

I've never even heard of it.

But so many dumbass restrictions that you can't get around. And not being able to buy alcohol.

Your point?

GASP

No.

Nope.

[LaZodiac]

Still underage, sweetie.

One more year (in Canada)!

[HalfTangible]

Nope.

Lala and MoonCat on different computers,
Playing unrelated first-person shooters.

[Asta Kask]

Still underage, sweetie.

Depends on where you are, sweetie. It's fifteen in Sweden and thirteen in the Netherlands. So what LaZodiac needs to do is kidnap you and get you to Teddy's house... :smallamused:

[Dimonite]

The trouble, sweet Dimonitious, is that you have been watching young people engage in sloppy binge-drinking. Gentlemen and ladies of genteel disposition, on the other hand, do not wear beer goggles: they don, to borrow Phil Jupitus's words, Madeira pince-nez.

The barbarian orgies you witness represent but a narrow band of the full spectrum of alcohol culture.

*pours a little Grand Marnier 150*

And I understand that completely. But at that sort of soirée, no one would be accusing me of failure to participate in the party if I refused to drink. This was my specific complaint. I have nothing against alcohol in the abstract, it's just not for me.



I can call Knee old now?:smalltongue::smallfrown:


Not if you value your toes. :smalleek:



Pfffft. Dragon puppies break up orgies, because they all realize slobbery puppy-cuteness is better than drunken entanglements.:smalltongue:

Agreed. :smalltongue:

[MoonCat]

One more year (in Canada)!

And Washington.


Lala and MoonCat on different computers,
Playing unrelated first-person shooters.

Which one do I have?


Depends on where you are, sweetie. It's fifteen in Sweden and thirteen in the Netherlands. So what LaZodiac needs to do is kidnap you and get you to Teddy's house... :smallamused:

Damn, I didn't know it was that low in the Netherlands. But fine, I'll go to Teddy's house. Sounds fun!

[LaZodiac]

And Washington.

Which one do I have?

Damn, I didn't know it was that low in the Netherlands. But fine, I'll go to Teddy's house. Sounds fun!

Oh? Sweet!

...stop teasing me like that, I wanna have sleep overs with you and Teddy and my other friends and stuff :smallredface:

[Skeppio]

There's also the whole "young adults can't have sleep overs" mentality.

Well, yeah. It's not really socially acceptable to hug or otherwise touch your friends once you're a teen. Which cuts out the majority of things you can do in a bedroom after sunset that are remotely enjoyable. :smallsigh:

[MoonCat]

...stop teasing me like that, I wanna have sleep overs with you and Teddy and my other friends and stuff :smallredface:

Sleepovers are fun!

[LaZodiac]

Well, yeah. It's not really socially acceptable to hug or otherwise touch your friends once you're a teen. Which cuts out the majority of things you can do in a bedroom after sunset that are remotely enjoyable. :smallsigh:

Well, that's the preconceived notion anyway. It doesn't have to be like that.


Sleepovers are fun!

Yha! I need to do more of them, just gotta get some friends to do it :smalltongue:

[Teddy]

Like, it feels like it gets thicker and then your throat is warmer. But that really only happens with the stronger stuff, wine and beer don't do that.

Given, an inexperienced tongue can possibly sense the alcohol in those as well. I know I've been able to sense quite strong alcohol where my parents haven't, for one...


Good. I hate tourist spots. You know why I keep on ending up in tiny unknown places on trips, which is why I can never meet up with anyone? You remember how I spent weeks talking about how weird it was for me to be going on a trip like a tourist with attractions and stuff? I like old things, I like bunkers, I like Teddy. Feck the tourist stuff.

I was more thinking along the line of convincing your dad why you should go here of all places...

Bunkers we have. They aren't all that large, but they're all around, if you're up for a walk.


We've heard of you! You guys have that one inventor who did the thing with stuff!

Oh yeah!
*tries to not appear oblivious*


But... I wear all black.

So, you're a ninja, then? Sounds like you're doing your job quite well at that. :smallwink:

[Skeppio]

Well, that's the preconceived notion anyway. It doesn't have to be like that.

Preconceived societal notions are preconceived for a reason. And they don't change or vanish just because one person thinks differently. :/

[MoonCat]

Given, an inexperienced tongue can possibly sense the alcohol in those as well. I know I've been able to sense quite strong alcohol where my parents haven't, for one...

I was more thinking along the line of convincing your dad why you should go here of all places...

Bunkers we have. They aren't all that large, but they're all around, if you're up for a walk.

Oh yeah!
*tries to not appear oblivious*

So, you're a ninja, then? Sounds like you're doing your job quite well at that. :smallwink:

Yeah, inexperienced tongues can do a lot of surprising things.

Ha! He dislikes tourist stuff more than I do. He went to Egypt in his twenties, hung out in Cairo, never went to the pyramids.

Oh so much. Me loves rewarding hikes. Especially with fun people to talk to. And stare at. Will you be wearing shorts? :smalltongue:

Yeah! That guy!

Ninja who runs screaming at people and flailing her arms when trying to steal their food, yes.

[LaZodiac]

Yeah, inexperienced tongues can do a lot of surprising things.

Ninja who runs screaming at people and flailing her arms when trying to steal their food, yes.

So....much...innuendo...going to...exploooode.

You're the best kind of ninja, a fun one!

[Asta Kask]

Damn, I didn't know it was that low in the Netherlands.

Actually, neither did I. But I read up on Wikipedia before I post. :smallsmile:

[MoonCat]

So....much...innuendo...going to...exploooode.

You're the best kind of ninja, a fun one!

He started it!

The school group that did the trip to France and Spain had some students buying ninja stars when they were in Prague the year before.


Actually, neither did I. But I read up on Wikipedia before I post. :smallsmile:

Ah, Wikipedia. The best way to look smart. Best coincidence I ever had was when I looked over the shoulder of one of the Intellectual *******s, who was just opening the Wiki page for Ada Lovelace, and had no idea who she was. I just started spouting off basically everything here was to know about her and cmae out of a rant with a dumbstruck expression of something approaching respect on his face. I didn't mention that the day before I'd been trawling Wikipedia and had ended up on her page, with all the details still fresh in my mind.

[HalfTangible]

Which one do I have?

I dunno. Spec Ops The Line? Bioshock? Take your pick.

[Teddy]

Yeah, inexperienced tongues can do a lot of surprising things.

Wow, I feel decidedly out-innuendo-ed. I mean, what's even the proper response? Probably "Me Gusta", if the memes are to be believed...


Ha! He dislikes tourist stuff more than I do. He went to Egypt in his twenties, hung out in Cairo, never went to the pyramids.

Oh, that's great. Oh, and I forgot to say, we have mummies too. I have no idea of why we have mummies, but we do anyway.


Oh so much. Me loves rewarding hikes. Especially with fun people to talk to. And stare at. Will you be wearing shorts? :smalltongue:

That depends on the weather. If it's the summer and not raining, probably.


Ninja who runs screaming at people and flailing her arms when trying to steal their food, yes.

And still doesn't get spotted? Wow, you're amazing. :smallwink:

EDIT:

He started it!

*surprised blinkings*
:smallwink:


Ah, Wikipedia. The best way to look smart. Best coincidence I ever had was when I looked over the shoulder of one of the Intellectual *******s, who was just opening the Wiki page for Ada Lovelace, and had no idea who she was. I just started spouting off basically everything here was to know about her and cmae out of a rant with a dumbstruck expression of something approaching respect on his face. I didn't mention that the day before I'd been trawling Wikipedia and had ended up on her page, with all the details still fresh in my mind.

Ahh, Lovelace, the patron saint of all us programmers worldwide.

[LaZodiac]

Wow, I feel decidedly out-innuendo-ed. I mean, what's even the proper response? Probably "Me Gusta", if the memes are to be believed...

That works, but honestly the best response would be, ahem...

"in my pants :smallamused:"

[Asta Kask]

I dunno. Spec Ops The Line? Bioshock? Take your pick.

DOOM. Or am I dating myself?

[MoonCat]

I dunno. Spec Ops The Line? Bioshock? Take your pick.

Can I do Half-Life 2? does that even count? Does all first person count as FPS?


Wow, I feel decidedly out-innuendo-ed. I mean, what's even the proper response? Probably "Me Gusta", if the memes are to be believed...

Oh, that's great. Oh, and I forgot to say, we have mummies too. I have no idea of why we have mummies, but we do anyway.

That depends on the weather. If it's the summer and not raining, probably.

And still doesn't get spotted? Wow, you're amazing. :smallwink:

EDIT:

*surprised blinkings*
:smallwink:

Ahh, Lovelace, the patron saint of all us programmers worldwide.

Oh, were you doing that on purpose?

Bog mummies, most likely. There are plenty in Denmark, which was inhabited earlier+different climate, of course, but I'm sure something similar could be found in Sweden. Of course, mummies are everywhere, it's absolutely hilarious how many dead bodies everyone's camping on. Which is why I take it upon myself to help the world with their mummy issues by discreetly keeping small mummy parts in my closet. I have already liberated the world of an incomplete set of Egyptian fingers!

OH MY GOD DO YOU GET RAIN IN SWEDEN AAAAH NOW I HAVE TO GO THERE!!!

Oh, I got spotted.

What?

Yep, totally.

ION: William Clark's expedition journals are HILARIOUS.

[LaZodiac]

Can I do Half-Life 2? does that even count? Does all first person count as FPS?

Half Life 2 IS a First Person Shooter :smallamused:

[MoonCat]

Half Life 2 IS a First Person Shooter :smallamused:

I know, but I wasn't sure whether it counted...

[LaZodiac]

I know, but I wasn't sure whether it counted...

Why wouldn't it? Just curious.

[MoonCat]

Why wouldn't it? Just curious.

...HT didn't mention it and I got all insecure and not-gamery-feeling. :smallfrown::smallredface:

[Mutant Sheep]

Why wouldn't it? Just curious.

Because Call of Honor World at Black Warfighter has contaminated the term.:smallannoyed::smalltongue:
(Half life 2 is too awesome to fall into the term, I think.:smallbiggrin:)

You guyses and your innuendoing.:smallyuk:

[LaZodiac]

...HT didn't mention it and I got all insecure and not-gamery-feeling. :smallfrown::smallredface:

Don't worry about that, until a few weeks ago he didn't even know how awesome Bioshock is :smallamused:

Half Life 2 is one of those games that you mention to PROVE you're a gamer, since it's by Valve and it's considered super mega awesome and stuff.