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CyberThread
2013-05-07, 11:24 AM
Hextor is the god of
War, Discord, Massacres, Conflict, Fitness, Tyranny

Would Richard Simmons, count as an evil cleric of fitness or merely a lawful neutral ?

Callin
2013-05-07, 11:30 AM
For some reason I got a picture of Richard dressed up in a black plate version of his work out attire. The sweatband would be a black metal circlet with those evil bat wings that evil guys always like to adorn their helms with.

"Ok ladies its time to Sweat to the chants of Hextor!"

I would also consider him LE. Because if you ever did his workout you hated him and you but then praised god you got results lol.

edit- We also cant discredit his other top notch followers. Jake Steinfeld, Jane Fonda, Suzanne Somers, Billy Blanks, and Olivia Newton-John. Just to name a few.

nyjastul69
2013-05-07, 01:00 PM
So would Jack Lalanne be a demi-god then?

Arc_knight25
2013-05-07, 01:25 PM
If you have him as a cleric of Hextor. Who would be his Good counterpart that would be a follower of Heironeous?

I would have to say Red from that 70's show would be a very rough around the edges LG Paladin.

Asteron
2013-05-07, 01:43 PM
Tony Horton also fits as a cleric of Hextor... Nobody that has done p90x would disagree!

CyberThread
2013-05-08, 12:19 AM
what do you think a sort of build would be for a very FITNESS focused cleric or spells for them?