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2013-05-10, 04:25 PM
Welcome back! The rules of this game are simple: Every post, you state that the above poster is cute (Who isn't?), but then point out the flaw in their cuteness.

Please be good-natured and witty, and don't post mean-spirited attacks. We're here to have fun, not complain about posters we don't like. If you wish to talk about your dislike of, say, fans of a certain show, take it up with Blades at our Complaint Department. Thank you.

*smiles 'n sharpens pizza cutter*

Now, where was I? Oh, right. Getting us moving.

The white space is cute, but I don't get to meet it unless I'm starting a new thread.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-10, 04:32 PM
Cute, but I'm being distracted by all the ice and snowflakes.

2013-05-10, 04:41 PM
Cute, but I miss the old thread. :smallfrown:

2013-05-10, 04:43 PM
Cute, but pull yourself together, man! *slaps*

2013-05-10, 04:55 PM
Cute, but stop slapping people!

2013-05-10, 04:56 PM
Cute, but objects to slapping people more than eating them. That's... interesting priorities.

2013-05-10, 05:26 PM
Cute, but needs to get on for talks more!

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-10, 05:57 PM
Cute, but I just don't have time to make my own Exaltedatar. :smallsigh: In a desperate attempt to acquire an offline social life, I've taken on too much stuff.

2013-05-11, 12:07 AM
Cute, but alas, I cannot draw an Exaltedatar for you as it would be a pony.

@V Hey! I'm quite tall for my kind!

5a Violista
2013-05-11, 12:24 AM
Elemental is cute, but is quite the pony.

Unfortunately, ponies aren't nearly as large as horses.

2013-05-11, 01:36 AM
Cute, but I'm not in the mood for that.

@V: I know, but it looked rather like it. I had a bad feeling.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-11, 07:36 AM
Cute, but he's not saying ponies = bad, just that ponies = short. Which is a fact.

2013-05-11, 08:11 AM
Cute, but right. Some people just aren't attracted to the comparatively diminutive.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-11, 08:13 AM
Cute, but Shetland ponies are pretty cool, especially if you imagine people riding into battle on them.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-11, 03:12 PM
Cute, but have you always had wings?
@v True o.o *flaps tiny wings*

2013-05-11, 03:43 PM
Cute, but you didn't have wings before either.

2013-05-11, 04:21 PM
Cute, but that daiklave must be getting heavy… lemme just take it off your hooves for a bit… :smallamused:

2013-05-11, 10:37 PM
Cute, but would likely object if I replaced his hat with a blue one.

@V Yeah... I've been a bit ill lately...

2013-05-12, 08:29 AM
Cute, but seems to be a little horse >_>

2013-05-12, 12:08 PM
Cute, but I think I have permission to kill you for that horrible pun, at least.

@V: AAARRRGGGHHH! :smallbiggrin:

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-12, 12:13 PM
Cute, but wouldn't that be cruel and unusual punishment?

2013-05-12, 12:25 PM
Cute, but I'm fairly sure that blade is going to fall on you.

2013-05-12, 03:16 PM
Cute, but blue isn't your color <_</

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-13, 05:10 AM
Cute, but Luigi is blue when he's frozen.

2013-05-13, 05:55 AM
Cute, but wouldn't it technically be more efficient to get an actual horse rather than pretend to ride one?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-13, 07:53 AM
Cute, but the join date makes me a little uncomfortable.

2013-05-13, 10:52 AM
Cute, but uh.... put that gun down would you?

2013-05-13, 10:55 AM
Cute, but apparently afraid of guns. :smallfrown:

2013-05-13, 11:18 AM
Cute, but I covet his hat. >,>

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-13, 09:26 PM
Cute but you seem a little angry :smalltongue:
@v ... Fedoras are one of the besthats. Ever.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-13, 09:33 PM
Cute but aren't fedoras just a little dorky?

EDIT: I am the world's greatest ninja

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-13, 09:33 PM
Cute, but you seem afraid of something.

Cute, but I stab ninjas until their spilt blood makes a pleasing shape on the floor.

@v Never fear, there is plenty to go around. :smallamused:

2013-05-13, 09:59 PM
Cute, but wastes perfectly good blood! :smallannoyed:

You know you need that to respire Essence in the sunlit lands of Creation, so why waste it?!?

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-13, 10:02 PM
Cute, but.....breaks all the cuties before I arrive.

V You're very welcome. :smallamused:

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-13, 10:34 PM
Cute but... No... I can't in all good conscious say a brown Godzilla with a llama head is "cute".

Also; thanks for the nightmares. :smalleek:

@V: Oh, you

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-13, 11:12 PM
Cute, but aren't non-OotS avatars just a little dorky?

2013-05-13, 11:25 PM
Cute, but you called me dorky! *runs off, crying*

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-13, 11:29 PM
Cute but there appears to be salty discharge coming from your eyes. Might wanna check that out.

5a Violista
2013-05-14, 12:37 AM
Cute, but where did you last put your phone?

2013-05-14, 12:47 AM
Cute, but I could never understand string instruments.

2013-05-14, 03:35 AM
Cute, but it's not your fault. Their language is very difficult to learn.

@V I've hopefully defeated it with a simple refusal to do a fancy pose. Saves time and makes it more reusable afterwards. I just need to finish the complicated process of drawing a set of armour. The anima won't take long at all in comparison.

2013-05-14, 04:13 AM
Cute, but hasn't figured out that whole "Exaltation" thing yet. :smallfrown:

2013-05-14, 02:32 PM
Cute but possibly trying to kill me <@[email protected]>

2013-05-14, 02:33 PM
Cute, but...........

Well, that is just the right amount of Rakdos. So..... Carry on citizen.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-14, 03:56 PM
Cute, but I could probably stab you, and the temptation is overwhelming.

2013-05-14, 04:03 PM
Cute, but my Elegant Executioner Stance takes the close-range advantage of his daiklave out of the equation!

Grim ranger
2013-05-14, 04:07 PM
Cute, but that is not enough of a reason for me not to rock you into oblivion :smallcool:

@V: *kisses back* It is good to see you, M'lady :smallsmile:

Lix Lorn
2013-05-14, 04:23 PM
(kisses, deeply)

2013-05-14, 08:48 PM
Cute, but... busy, apparently <,<

2013-05-14, 08:56 PM
Cute, but seems a bit outraged.

2013-05-14, 09:01 PM
*shoots at with an arrow* Cute, but seems a bit outranged.

2013-05-14, 09:07 PM
*Hits with paralyzing gaze attack*

Cute, but cut that out. Next thing you know you'll be loading stakes into that thing.

2013-05-14, 09:16 PM
"Cute, but you shouldn't have to worry about anything fired from a bow. Unless it's a black arrow."

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-14, 10:47 PM
Cute but who picks Chikorita?

Lix Lorn
2013-05-15, 11:56 AM
Cute, but I pick Chikorita. Viretha will wither yo' butt.

2013-05-15, 12:08 PM
Cute, but the temptation to make a hipster joke is overwhelming! :smalleek:

"I had an Exalted avatar before it was cool!"

Grim ranger
2013-05-15, 12:10 PM
Cute, but just could not resist making that joke, apparently. :smallannoyed:

2013-05-15, 12:29 PM
Cute, but sometimes such jokes must be made, so it's fine.

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-15, 03:00 PM
Cute, but will his powers be used for evil?

2013-05-15, 03:09 PM
Cute, but should use his powers for evil.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-15, 03:13 PM
Cute, but why would someone assume otherwise? :smallamused:

2013-05-15, 03:26 PM
Cute, but we can see the guy hiding behind your robe, working the sword for you. :smallyuk:

2013-05-15, 04:17 PM
Cute, but I'm pretty sure you're busy going off to shoot He Who Must Not Be Named.

Lix Lorn
2013-05-15, 04:22 PM
Cute, but better described with 'hot.'

V Well, whose fault is that? I'm still there on AIM and Skype :smallwink:

Blue Ghost
2013-05-15, 05:42 PM
Cute, but we never talk anymore. :smallfrown:

2013-05-15, 05:49 PM
Cute, but has yet to take his Second Breath.

@V: Do you not see the bullet hole in the eye socket? :smallamused:

2013-05-15, 08:03 PM
"Cute, but even though I know it's your caste mark, to me it really looks like you've been shot in the head."

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-15, 08:59 PM
Cute, but dang man, look at all that blood. His dry cleaning bill most be enormous.

His avatar is different and I got ninja's by a generally cute fairy! D:

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-15, 09:36 PM
Cute, but didn't preface that second part with the requisite "cute, but...".

2013-05-15, 10:01 PM
Cute, but unless we extend this to Exalted Month, might not make it in time.

Guess that's okay if you're willing to wear it after. :smallsmile:

2013-05-15, 10:14 PM
Cute, but it'll probably be a month for me, considering how long I've already had this one.

@V: I already did once (http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/5990/purpledragonavatar.png).

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-15, 10:51 PM
Cute, but you could always change to a dragon avatar like me :smalltongue:

@v *curls up* Perfect place to start my dragon horde, thank you.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-15, 10:51 PM
Cute, but there are Exalted things everywhere! I blame you, Alucard. :smalltongue:

Cute, but I believe I've already mentioned that I kill ninjas. :smallcool:

*crushes you underneath a small mountain*

2013-05-16, 12:35 AM
Cute, but apparently capable of dropping tons of rock on people at will <o.o> *hides*

2013-05-16, 12:43 AM
Cute, but- Wait a moment... You vanished!

@V Is everything about battle for you Abyssals? Why can't you do something else instead? Like being a haberdasher?

Grim ranger
2013-05-16, 04:37 AM
Cute, but a solar. Because of that, we must now do battle! :smallcool:

2013-05-16, 05:02 AM
Cute, but your very presence in this world is a bleak reminder of the cruelty of existence.

Why did Keychain have to get canceled?!? :(

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-16, 05:05 AM
Cute, but I'm so sorry I didn't get my avvie in time. :smallfrown: Of course I'll wear it after.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-16, 03:53 PM
Cute butt... Terrible jokes, AWAY! :smallamused:

2013-05-16, 04:43 PM
Cute, but I know worse jokes that are used less.

2013-05-16, 07:45 PM
Cute, but probably won't feel up to a game anytime soon… :smallfrown:

2013-05-16, 09:51 PM
Cute, but will probably poke an eye out with all those floating eyeballs.

2013-05-16, 11:55 PM
Cute, but shouldn't you see a doctor about that whole being dead thing?

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-17, 04:59 AM
Cute, but which doctor would he see? Doctor Frankenstein??? </badjoke>

2013-05-17, 09:10 AM
Cute, but she is the inheritor of a most terrible curse, for her predecessor was guilty of a most heinous transgression, slaying one of the authors of existence! :smalleek:

@V: I haven't finished it; it's a pretty long read.

2013-05-17, 12:26 PM
Cute, but is Existence a good book?

@V: I fight haetrs and don't afraid of anything? :smalltongue:

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-17, 02:35 PM

2013-05-17, 06:43 PM
Cute, but why aren't you riding a dragon?

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-17, 06:47 PM
Cute, but the dragons normally object to that.

2013-05-17, 07:46 PM
"Cute, but I find the opposite to be true. After all, if they didn't want to be ridden, they wouldn't be able to learn Surf or Fly."

2013-05-17, 09:25 PM
Cute, but I take offense to that. Swimming is not my forte, and implying it is a common draconic trait is subjugating my freedom as a dragon citizen.

2013-05-18, 01:43 AM
Cute, but refuses to acknowledge aquatic dragons, of which I'm sure there are plenty.

2013-05-18, 04:46 AM
Cute, but descended from a flying dragon, not an aquatic one.

2013-05-18, 04:56 AM
Cute, but descending from a flying dragon is dangerous. It's better to get off of them while they're on the ground.

2013-05-18, 05:26 AM
Cute, but obviously not a daredevil.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-18, 08:05 AM
Cute but put a shirt on, already. We have guests

2013-05-18, 12:39 PM
Cute, but should have made a Ben Affleck joke.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-18, 10:08 PM
He's cute but I'm pretty sure he's giving me the evil eye.....at least 3 times.

2013-05-18, 10:11 PM
Cute, but looks oddly happy considering he's about to be crushing some poor souls.

Grim ranger
2013-05-18, 11:53 PM
Cute, but one of those glowy guys I am supposed to destroy to kill the existence itself. Sorry kid, them's the breaks *blasts with resonance*

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-19, 12:04 AM
Cute but I prefer lead vocalists

2013-05-19, 12:39 AM
Cute, but can you turn lead vocalists into gold vocalists?

2013-05-19, 01:12 AM
Cute, but you should post more often in certain threads.....

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-19, 01:38 AM
Cute but, want a napkin?

2013-05-19, 04:07 AM
Cute, but guns aren't the best way to greet people.

2013-05-19, 04:38 AM
Cute, but since when?

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-19, 09:03 AM
Cute, but not on fire. This can be fixed, however. Hold still. :smallamused:

2013-05-19, 12:16 PM
Cute, but doesn't need to go around "fixing" everyone; what are you, a vet? :smallsigh:

2013-05-19, 12:28 PM
Cute, but staring at me <o.o> And everyone and everything else apparently.

Grim ranger
2013-05-19, 12:32 PM
Cute, but sooooo angry.

Lady Tialait
2013-05-19, 01:43 PM
Cute, but grim...not a big fan of grimness.

2013-05-19, 02:26 PM
Cute, but left so much trash behind at the last Druid Conclave; aren't ya supposed to respect nature?!? :smallyuk:

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-19, 05:15 PM
Cute, but you're eyeing me. :smalltongue:
Yes, let's beat this joke completely to death.

2013-05-19, 06:47 PM
Cute, but how would you like it if a joke beat you to death?

2013-05-19, 07:31 PM
Cute, but has obviously never had death beat you with a joke.

2013-05-19, 07:50 PM
"Cute, but I've got to be honest here. I've always thought Luna was the cuter one."

2013-05-19, 10:19 PM
Cute, but I'm gonna have to steal that pokemon <o_o>/(=o=)

2013-05-19, 11:16 PM
Cute, but seems to have a serious case of Floating Head Syndrome.

2013-05-20, 01:16 AM
Cute, but how are you holding that sword?! In fact... How do we hold anything?!?!

Grim ranger
2013-05-20, 03:26 AM
Cute, but bit too shiny.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-20, 05:25 AM
Cute, but it's going to rain today and I've left my umbrella in my other house.

2013-05-20, 06:06 AM
Cute, but forgets her umbrella.

2013-05-20, 11:54 AM
Cute, but has no umbrella.
V [You guys are just mean. Enough to make a little drake cry, if I had tear glands.]

2013-05-20, 04:13 PM
Cute, but is the dragon housetraiend ?

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-21, 05:05 AM
Cute, but srsly LDK, you should train that dragon before it's 20 feet tall. They have the pooping manners of a cart horse. It's dashed unpleasant to say the least.

2013-05-21, 07:26 AM
Cute, but I think you should usher in a parliamentary democracy.
And hire some actual horses. Seriously...

2013-05-21, 11:09 AM
Cute, but not an actual horse either. Ponies are totally different.

2013-05-21, 12:26 PM
Cute, but can't decide if he's Luigi or Yoshi <@[email protected]>

2013-05-21, 07:31 PM
"Cute, but you always look like you're yelling at me for some reason."

2013-05-21, 08:23 PM
Cute, but about to touch something that's on fire. I don't know if that's such a good idea.

@V: Thanks! :smallsmile:

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-21, 09:53 PM
Cute, but I'm having trouble finding a problem with the fez/flying carpet combo.

2013-05-22, 12:37 AM
Cute, but more majestic than cute...

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-22, 05:20 AM
Cute, but you sound like a peasant. Next you'll be asking for an anarcho-syndicalistic commune.

2013-05-22, 06:00 AM
Cute, but repressing me! Help, help!

Lix Lorn
2013-05-22, 09:36 AM
Squirrel cute, but comrade princess lixie sure she be better served spending mana to be sliver instead.
(spends 1 to change your creature type to sliver until end of turn, cuddles) ^_^

V EXCELLENT PLAN, comrade crystal! Sliverocity shared amongst all for good of cuddlehive.

2013-05-22, 10:12 AM
"Cute, but Comrade Princess Lixie should we not set up a Hivestone so that everyone can be a Sliver?"

2013-05-22, 10:57 AM
Cute, but not a Silver.

2013-05-22, 10:57 AM
Cute, but that doesn't work anymore silly Strategos. Slivers only effect slivers under your control and they have faces that they can express opera like emotions through.

Silly Strategos. :smalltongue:

Cute, but i'm about to damnation (http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/mtgcom/wallpapers/wallpaper_damnation_1024x768.jpg) you to the negative energy plane for that ninja move.

2013-05-22, 11:03 AM
Cute, but too crunchy and tough to enjoy properly, like a McMuffin left in the heat chute for 40 minutes. :smallyuk:

I need something softer to eat. :smallsigh:

Lix Lorn
2013-05-22, 11:05 AM
Cute, but please excuse me.
(smashes tychris' head in)

VV (whimpers and hugs tightly)
((Not only have I seen that, I reblogged it. xD))

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-22, 05:20 PM
Cute, but poor Tychris.

2013-05-22, 05:31 PM
Cute, but I can handle myself.

*Dusts off head*
*Grabs Lixie and comforts her head*

Don't fret, it's all just a bad dream (http://24.media.tumblr.com/f125772c6455b9ef30eba1d33d6379ae/tumblr_mms3hxq89X1s9rpajo1_r1_500.gif), and then we'll wake up to M15......

@V *Unhallowed ground, bolster resistance, anti magic zone, phylacetery of turn resistance*

Your move. :smallamused:

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-22, 10:08 PM
Cute, but *rebukes*

You will be assimilated. Turn resistance is futile. :smalltongue:

2013-05-23, 12:04 AM
Cute, but negative energy clerics really aren't for me. Except Redcloak.

2013-05-23, 12:58 AM
Cute, but with that last name, I hope I don't end up alone in the drawing room with you and a candlestick.

2013-05-23, 02:26 AM
Cute, but with that last name I'm glad I'm not a water elemental of any sort.

@V That's not a last name... That's a third and fourth syllable!

2013-05-23, 07:31 AM
Cute, but with a last name like that, people are going to assume you have mind-reading powers. :smalltongue:

2013-05-23, 06:01 PM
"Cute, but come to think of it I've never actually seen you ruling over a county..."

2013-05-24, 02:49 PM
Cute but seems to be confusing a count for a king

2013-05-24, 05:01 PM
...Cute, but familiar somehow.

2013-05-25, 07:42 AM
Cute, but I can't even see your avatar. I hate it when it does this to me.

@V Actually... I'm grey. This is armour.

Lady Tialait
2013-05-25, 07:46 AM
Cute, but black pony isn't any Element I have ever heard of.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-25, 10:08 AM
Cute, but unhinging your jaw like that looks painful.

2013-05-25, 10:13 AM
Cute, but the awesome wings are making me jealous >.>

2013-05-25, 10:38 AM
Cute but unsure if that's a heart or red letter V. You might want to get that looked at by a doctor.

2013-05-25, 10:48 AM
Cute, but that flyswatter won't help you out in BAT COUNTRY! :smalltongue:

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-25, 11:06 AM
Cute but Spring Breakers is clearly the most quotable of the "Anti American Dream" films.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-25, 02:24 PM
Cute but what happens once you're all out of crunk?
@v But I am very small and they are very big

2013-05-25, 05:25 PM
"Cute, but aren't dragons at the top of the food chain? Shouldn't others be afraid of you eating them?

2013-05-25, 05:59 PM
Cute but also adorable <o.o> This causes lexical conflict!

Lix Lorn
2013-05-25, 11:13 PM
Cute and sexydorable.

V Shush it's past 5am.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-25, 11:14 PM
Cute, but I thought the term was "adorasexy".

2013-05-26, 01:52 AM
Cute but should watch out for jet engines

2013-05-26, 02:06 AM
Cute, but you should too. NO CAPES!

2013-05-26, 03:08 AM
Cute, but you don't seem to exist!

@V According to my computer, Purity's avatar doesn't exist.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-26, 08:14 AM
Cute, but who are you to claim nonexistence?

2013-05-26, 09:00 AM
"Cute, but if the White King plays against the Black King; who does the Mauve King play against? And who makes the first move?"

2013-05-26, 09:33 AM
Cute, but apparently is unaware of the nefarious Taupe legion and it's long-lasting war against the righteous forces of Mauvedom.

2013-05-26, 01:11 PM
Cute, but taupe isn't the opposite of mauve. The real opposite is a slightly yellowish green. Coincidentally, it matches my previous colour scheme.

@V: Then I'll just jump off this balcony. (Don't worry, I have wings.)

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-26, 02:05 PM
Cute but what if I don't want you to show me the world?

2013-05-26, 03:14 PM
Cute, but too small to eat.

2013-05-26, 03:46 PM
Cute and adorasexy.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-26, 03:51 PM
Cute, but you should go out in the sun more often. You could use a tan. :smalltongue:

2013-05-26, 04:56 PM
Cute, but I never thought I'd want to ask a pony for hair care tips <o_O>

2013-05-26, 05:17 PM
Cute, but watch yourself. *prods with halberd*

2013-05-26, 05:27 PM
"Cute, but isn't a flying carpet a little redundant if you have wings?"

2013-05-26, 09:15 PM
Cute, but unwilling to consider the utility in having a flying carpet regardless of personal mobility options! Perhaps the carpet is faster! Perhaps it can carry more weight than him! Perhaps they're friends and flying together is a nice way to bond!

2013-05-27, 01:01 AM
Cute, but probably uses his dark powers to enforce his rule as emperor of somewhere.

2013-05-27, 01:03 AM
Cute, but is poisonous as Linguine.

@v: Acidic peanut butter.

2013-05-27, 01:45 AM
Cute, but made of peanuts... *wonders if Zaydos breathes peanutbutter*

2013-05-27, 02:35 AM
Cute, but utterly unbeknownst to me.

2013-05-27, 02:47 AM
Cute, but needs more troglodyte.



Better. :smallwink:

2013-05-27, 06:04 AM
Cute, but I'm not casting Cure Lung Disease for you.

*casts Protection From Poison Smoke on self*

Abjuration's my speciality, not conjuration spells of the healing subschool. Or necromancy spells of the healing subschool as the case may be.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-27, 06:21 AM
Cute, but *cough choke wheeze*

2013-05-27, 09:06 AM
Cute, but apparently quite sneezy today <@[email protected]>


V: Catgirls is tougher than we look < ._.> Besides, we use cartoon physics 90% of the time; that's much safer! (And sillier!)

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-27, 10:00 AM
Cute, but appears to be a catgirl... Quickly, run, I hear physics! :smalltongue:

2013-05-27, 10:37 AM
Cute but I wouldn't want to walk behind you... or under you.

2013-05-27, 10:43 AM
Cute, but fairly rare in the SMBGs!

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-27, 11:02 AM
Cute, but an SMBG regular.

2013-05-27, 11:05 AM
Cute, but it's right behind you.

2013-05-27, 11:24 AM
Cute, but I have no idea what game that character sheet in your signature goes with. :smallconfused:

Edit: @^v needs to get with the three post rule. :smalltongue: Ah, Exalted. Thanks. :smallbiggrin:

2013-05-27, 12:03 PM
Cute, but needs to get with the Exalted program.

2013-05-27, 12:06 PM
Cute, but if you're with the Exalted program, why didn't I see you in Exalted Week?

2013-05-27, 12:16 PM
Cute, but doesn't know I didn't know about it. (Alucard's fault, totes blaming him for not telling me)

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-27, 12:19 PM
Cute, but the three post rule dictates that one must wait for 3 posts before they can post again. For example
Derp1 may now post again.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-27, 12:40 PM
Cute, but are you sure that's not a ferret?

2013-05-27, 03:20 PM
Cute, but goes around acusing ermines! :smallmad:

2013-05-27, 05:32 PM
Cute, but also betentacled <@[email protected]>

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-27, 06:11 PM
Cute but much too formal

2013-05-27, 06:21 PM
"Cute, but Pokémon training is the kind of thing I think most druids would have a problem with. What with the whole 'removing animals from their natural habitats and having them fight each other for fun and profit' thing."

2013-05-27, 06:29 PM
Cute, and best starter.

2013-05-27, 06:30 PM
Cute, but has insulted the Charmander.

@v: Bulbasaur is actually probably my third favorite starter.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-27, 06:42 PM
Cute, but while I agree that Charmander = Bestmander, I worry that people, in their rabid Squirtle and/or Charmander mania, discount the humble Bulbasaur.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-27, 06:43 PM
Cute, but that's because Charmander is the best, and fire beats grass. Plus, who wants to give Gary the best starter?

2013-05-27, 06:49 PM
Cute, but i'm going to have to crush the life out of you now for insulting my dear dear Bulbasaur. Charizard's neck is too long and thin, and Charmander's eyes are weird. Bulbasaur is where it's at (Solar Beam errday).

2013-05-27, 06:56 PM
Cute, but people say I'm the overly-devoted fan?

@V: Unless someone has hacked into my computer to give me a Facebook account in the first place, then used that to spam you, I have done no such things. I also have not occupied the forum with debates over which ponies are the best in an unrelated thread.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-27, 06:57 PM
Cute, but POKEMANZ IS SRS BSNS and people have yet to post their Bulbasaur fetishes all over my facebook feed.

Also, Tychris, I KNOW RIGHT.

@^ Well I'm not blaming YOU specifically, but some of the Pony fandom who instigated my resentment of the phenomenon and its hostile takeover of my favorite website.
And if "Cute, but" isn't meant to open conversations about whatever the heck, I don't know why I'm here. :smalltongue:

@V Quite correct. Cyndaquil = bestquil

2013-05-27, 07:01 PM
Cute, but why is the debate being centered on Gen 1?

@^: Bestquil. :smallsmile:

2013-05-27, 07:03 PM
Cute, but STILL hasn't taken her Second Breath.

Cute, but two ninjas taped together.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-27, 07:18 PM
Cute but who would tape ninja's together? That totally goes against the law of inverse ninjutsu
@v Technically the Gnome and the Fox are both sized the same as the Giant did in the 'Fox News' joke panel. >.> And animal companions get Strength bonuses as the druid advances!

2013-05-27, 07:22 PM
Cute, but what did you feed that fox to make him/her big enough to carry you?

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-27, 07:43 PM
Cute, but sitting on his head has to get uncomfortable.

@v Are you sitting on my head? :smallamused:

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-27, 09:46 PM
Cute, but I can't help but think you're trying to tell me to get off your head. >_0

2013-05-27, 11:51 PM
Cute, but I'd be careful if I were you. There are people around here in the market for a fox as adorable as you.

2013-05-28, 12:31 AM
Cute, but warning my target is unsporting >_> <_<

2013-05-28, 03:29 AM
"Cute, but I can't let that fact trip me up and tell you that Tect can be easily led places with promises of harem vixens. If I told you that, it would be easier for you to catch him, and I don't want that to happen "

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-28, 11:11 AM
Cute but why is there all this talk about hunting my fox? o.0

2013-05-28, 11:14 AM
Cute, but welcome to my world, where half of the time everyone's talking about eating or potty training my familiar.

2013-05-28, 11:17 AM
Cute, but we need to form an Alliance of Mistreated Avatars.

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-28, 12:09 PM
Cute, but gosh, we should organize that! I mean, look at all the people who want me.

Although it's flattering that there's a market for foxes like me. :3

Did someone mention harem vixens...?

2013-05-28, 12:31 PM
Cute, but ate my chickens.

@v: o.O I smell like chickens? *rushes to scrub it off*

2013-05-28, 02:22 PM
Cute, but smells like chicken.

2013-05-28, 02:27 PM
Cute, but this chicken-related running gag has gone far enough.

Lix Lorn
2013-05-28, 03:12 PM
Cute, but too chicken to keep a joke going.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-28, 03:40 PM
Cute but I think the jokes have turned rather fowl.

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-28, 03:43 PM
Cute, but I would fowl you anywhere!

Or maybe you would ride on me anywhere. I dunno!

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-28, 04:38 PM
Cute, but foxy... Hrm... that's not really a downside.

Cute, and foxy.

2013-05-28, 06:07 PM
Cute, but full of sweet, succulent, mouth-watering, seductive, addictive, blood.

Well. That's not a downside for me, it's one for you.

Cute and full of blood.

2013-05-28, 06:29 PM
"Cute, but if he wasn't full of blood he'd die! Of course the way you're acting being full of blood isn't helping his chances of staying alive either..."

2013-05-28, 07:16 PM
Cute, but too much thought, not enough action!

(decapitates Tychris1 to save Drex)

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-28, 07:26 PM
Cute, but why decapitate when you could defenestrate?

*goes through several hoops to revive Tychris, then defenestrates him!*

2013-05-28, 08:06 PM
Cute and all, but what are you doing to me?

*Looks at defenestration*

@V I have wings.


Defenestration doesn't work on me.

2013-05-28, 08:09 PM
Cute, but disgracing undead dragons by falling out of windows.

2013-05-28, 09:39 PM
Cute, but undeath is a serious health issue. You should do something about that.

@V But I can't even hold a sword! Do you know what can do to someone's teeth after prolonged usage?
And armour. Do you know how annoying it is to get a suit of armour fitted when you're a horse?

2013-05-28, 10:35 PM
Cute, but can't use this massive panoply of god-forged artifacts. :smallfrown:

2013-05-29, 11:22 AM
Cute, but too evil.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-29, 11:56 AM
Cute but hath not a differing-alignment character eyes? Hath not a differing-alignment character hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, heal'd by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as your alignment is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.
@v Eloquence of tongue is that of which every class can appreciate! After all, talking is a free action

2013-05-29, 12:06 PM
Cute, but I thought she was a druid, not The Bard >_>

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-29, 01:08 PM

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-29, 01:32 PM
Cute but if you can't tell the difference between a robot and a fox at this age we're headed for trouble down the road

@V: I already surrender.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-29, 01:43 PM
Cute, but if you can't tell the difference between a fox and a robot it means my fox-bots are a complete success

2013-05-29, 01:45 PM
Cute, but gnome smell like socks, not bots.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-29, 01:49 PM
Cute but it's troubling you have an intimate knowledge of how a gnome smells

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-29, 03:02 PM
Cute, but once you smell a gnome once, you never forget.


2013-05-29, 03:08 PM
Cute, but has reminded me of the scent of gnomes :smallannoyed:

2013-05-29, 03:43 PM
Cute, but vulnerable to turn undead.

Lady Tialait
2013-05-29, 05:02 PM
Cute, but a ninja, and frankly. I can't deal with that....

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-29, 05:03 PM
Cute, but those poor ninjas need love too.

2013-05-29, 05:42 PM
Cute, but I'm pretty sure that crown is made of plastic.

@V: Those are centipedes.

2013-05-29, 07:06 PM
Cute, but what in the world are those green pickles piled up at your feet doing there?