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PurityIcekiller
2013-05-10, 04:25 PM
Welcome back! The rules of this game are simple: Every post, you state that the above poster is cute (Who isn't?), but then point out the flaw in their cuteness.

Please be good-natured and witty, and don't post mean-spirited attacks. We're here to have fun, not complain about posters we don't like. If you wish to talk about your dislike of, say, fans of a certain show, take it up with Blades at our Complaint Department. Thank you.

*smiles 'n sharpens pizza cutter*

Now, where was I? Oh, right. Getting us moving.

The white space is cute, but I don't get to meet it unless I'm starting a new thread.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-10, 04:32 PM
Cute, but I'm being distracted by all the ice and snowflakes.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-10, 04:41 PM
Cute, but I miss the old thread. :smallfrown:

Snowbluff
2013-05-10, 04:43 PM
Cute, but pull yourself together, man! *slaps*

Tychris1
2013-05-10, 04:55 PM
Cute, but stop slapping people!

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-10, 04:56 PM
Cute, but objects to slapping people more than eating them. That's... interesting priorities.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-10, 05:26 PM
Cute, but needs to get on for talks more!

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-10, 05:57 PM
Cute, but I just don't have time to make my own Exaltedatar. :smallsigh: In a desperate attempt to acquire an offline social life, I've taken on too much stuff.

Elemental
2013-05-11, 12:07 AM
Cute, but alas, I cannot draw an Exaltedatar for you as it would be a pony.


@V Hey! I'm quite tall for my kind!

5a Violista
2013-05-11, 12:24 AM
Elemental is cute, but is quite the pony.

Unfortunately, ponies aren't nearly as large as horses.

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-11, 01:36 AM
Cute, but I'm not in the mood for that.

@V: I know, but it looked rather like it. I had a bad feeling.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-11, 07:36 AM
Cute, but he's not saying ponies = bad, just that ponies = short. Which is a fact.

Elemental
2013-05-11, 08:11 AM
Cute, but right. Some people just aren't attracted to the comparatively diminutive.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-11, 08:13 AM
Cute, but Shetland ponies are pretty cool, especially if you imagine people riding into battle on them.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-11, 03:12 PM
Cute, but have you always had wings?
@v True o.o *flaps tiny wings*

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-11, 03:43 PM
Cute, but you didn't have wings before either.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-11, 04:21 PM
Cute, but that daiklave must be getting heavy… lemme just take it off your hooves for a bit… :smallamused:

Elemental
2013-05-11, 10:37 PM
Cute, but would likely object if I replaced his hat with a blue one.


@V Yeah... I've been a bit ill lately...

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-12, 08:29 AM
Cute, but seems to be a little horse >_>

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-12, 12:08 PM
Cute, but I think I have permission to kill you for that horrible pun, at least.

@V: AAARRRGGGHHH! :smallbiggrin:

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-12, 12:13 PM
Cute, but wouldn't that be cruel and unusual punishment?

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-05-12, 12:25 PM
Cute, but I'm fairly sure that blade is going to fall on you.

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-12, 03:16 PM
Cute, but blue isn't your color <_</

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-13, 05:10 AM
Cute, but Luigi is blue when he's frozen.

Elemental
2013-05-13, 05:55 AM
Cute, but wouldn't it technically be more efficient to get an actual horse rather than pretend to ride one?

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-13, 07:53 AM
Cute, but the join date makes me a little uncomfortable.

Tychris1
2013-05-13, 10:52 AM
Cute, but uh.... put that gun down would you?

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-13, 10:55 AM
Cute, but apparently afraid of guns. :smallfrown:

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-13, 11:18 AM
Cute, but I covet his hat. >,>

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-13, 09:26 PM
Cute but you seem a little angry :smalltongue:
@v ... Fedoras are one of the besthats. Ever.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-13, 09:33 PM
Cute but aren't fedoras just a little dorky?

EDIT: I am the world's greatest ninja

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-13, 09:33 PM
Cute, but you seem afraid of something.

Cute, but I stab ninjas until their spilt blood makes a pleasing shape on the floor.

@v Never fear, there is plenty to go around. :smallamused:

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-13, 09:59 PM
Cute, but wastes perfectly good blood! :smallannoyed:

You know you need that to respire Essence in the sunlit lands of Creation, so why waste it?!?

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-13, 10:02 PM
Cute, but.....breaks all the cuties before I arrive.

V You're very welcome. :smallamused:

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-13, 10:34 PM
Cute but... No... I can't in all good conscious say a brown Godzilla with a llama head is "cute".

Also; thanks for the nightmares. :smalleek:

@V: Oh, you

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-13, 11:12 PM
Cute, but aren't non-OotS avatars just a little dorky?

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-13, 11:25 PM
Cute, but you called me dorky! *runs off, crying*

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-13, 11:29 PM
Cute but there appears to be salty discharge coming from your eyes. Might wanna check that out.

5a Violista
2013-05-14, 12:37 AM
Cute, but where did you last put your phone?

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-05-14, 12:47 AM
Cute, but I could never understand string instruments.

Elemental
2013-05-14, 03:35 AM
Cute, but it's not your fault. Their language is very difficult to learn.


@V I've hopefully defeated it with a simple refusal to do a fancy pose. Saves time and makes it more reusable afterwards. I just need to finish the complicated process of drawing a set of armour. The anima won't take long at all in comparison.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-14, 04:13 AM
Cute, but hasn't figured out that whole "Exaltation" thing yet. :smallfrown:

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-14, 02:32 PM
Cute but possibly trying to kill me <@[email protected]>

Tychris1
2013-05-14, 02:33 PM
Cute, but...........

Well, that is just the right amount of Rakdos. So..... Carry on citizen.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-14, 03:56 PM
Cute, but I could probably stab you, and the temptation is overwhelming.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-14, 04:03 PM
Cute, but my Elegant Executioner Stance takes the close-range advantage of his daiklave out of the equation!

Grim ranger
2013-05-14, 04:07 PM
Cute, but that is not enough of a reason for me not to rock you into oblivion :smallcool:

@V: *kisses back* It is good to see you, M'lady :smallsmile:

Lix Lorn
2013-05-14, 04:23 PM
Cute.
(kisses, deeply)

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-14, 08:48 PM
Cute, but... busy, apparently <,<

Deathkeeper
2013-05-14, 08:56 PM
Cute, but seems a bit outraged.

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-14, 09:01 PM
*shoots at with an arrow* Cute, but seems a bit outranged.

Tychris1
2013-05-14, 09:07 PM
*Hits with paralyzing gaze attack*

Cute, but cut that out. Next thing you know you'll be loading stakes into that thing.

Strategos
2013-05-14, 09:16 PM
"Cute, but you shouldn't have to worry about anything fired from a bow. Unless it's a black arrow."

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-14, 10:47 PM
Cute but who picks Chikorita?

Lix Lorn
2013-05-15, 11:56 AM
Cute, but I pick Chikorita. Viretha will wither yo' butt.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-15, 12:08 PM
Cute, but the temptation to make a hipster joke is overwhelming! :smalleek:

"I had an Exalted avatar before it was cool!"

Grim ranger
2013-05-15, 12:10 PM
Cute, but just could not resist making that joke, apparently. :smallannoyed:

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-05-15, 12:29 PM
Cute, but sometimes such jokes must be made, so it's fine.

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-15, 03:00 PM
Cute, but will his powers be used for evil?

Tychris1
2013-05-15, 03:09 PM
Cute, but should use his powers for evil.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-15, 03:13 PM
Cute, but why would someone assume otherwise? :smallamused:

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-15, 03:26 PM
Cute, but we can see the guy hiding behind your robe, working the sword for you. :smallyuk:

Raz_Fox
2013-05-15, 04:17 PM
Cute, but I'm pretty sure you're busy going off to shoot He Who Must Not Be Named.

Lix Lorn
2013-05-15, 04:22 PM
Cute, but better described with 'hot.'

V Well, whose fault is that? I'm still there on AIM and Skype :smallwink:

Blue Ghost
2013-05-15, 05:42 PM
Cute, but we never talk anymore. :smallfrown:

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-15, 05:49 PM
Cute, but has yet to take his Second Breath.

@V: Do you not see the bullet hole in the eye socket? :smallamused:

Strategos
2013-05-15, 08:03 PM
"Cute, but even though I know it's your caste mark, to me it really looks like you've been shot in the head."

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-15, 08:59 PM
Cute, but dang man, look at all that blood. His dry cleaning bill most be enormous.

His avatar is different and I got ninja's by a generally cute fairy! D:

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-15, 09:36 PM
Cute, but didn't preface that second part with the requisite "cute, but...".

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-15, 10:01 PM
Cute, but unless we extend this to Exalted Month, might not make it in time.

Guess that's okay if you're willing to wear it after. :smallsmile:

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-15, 10:14 PM
Cute, but it'll probably be a month for me, considering how long I've already had this one.

@V: I already did once (http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/5990/purpledragonavatar.png).

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-15, 10:51 PM
Cute, but you could always change to a dragon avatar like me :smalltongue:

@v *curls up* Perfect place to start my dragon horde, thank you.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-15, 10:51 PM
Cute, but there are Exalted things everywhere! I blame you, Alucard. :smalltongue:

Cute, but I believe I've already mentioned that I kill ninjas. :smallcool:

*crushes you underneath a small mountain*

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-16, 12:35 AM
Cute, but apparently capable of dropping tons of rock on people at will <o.o> *hides*

Elemental
2013-05-16, 12:43 AM
Cute, but- Wait a moment... You vanished!

@V Is everything about battle for you Abyssals? Why can't you do something else instead? Like being a haberdasher?

Grim ranger
2013-05-16, 04:37 AM
Cute, but a solar. Because of that, we must now do battle! :smallcool:

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-16, 05:02 AM
Cute, but your very presence in this world is a bleak reminder of the cruelty of existence.

Why did Keychain have to get canceled?!? :(

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-16, 05:05 AM
Cute, but I'm so sorry I didn't get my avvie in time. :smallfrown: Of course I'll wear it after.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-16, 03:53 PM
Cute butt... Terrible jokes, AWAY! :smallamused:

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-16, 04:43 PM
Cute, but I know worse jokes that are used less.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-16, 07:45 PM
Cute, but probably won't feel up to a game anytime soon… :smallfrown:

Tychris1
2013-05-16, 09:51 PM
Cute, but will probably poke an eye out with all those floating eyeballs.

Elemental
2013-05-16, 11:55 PM
Cute, but shouldn't you see a doctor about that whole being dead thing?

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-17, 04:59 AM
Cute, but which doctor would he see? Doctor Frankenstein??? </badjoke>

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-17, 09:10 AM
Cute, but she is the inheritor of a most terrible curse, for her predecessor was guilty of a most heinous transgression, slaying one of the authors of existence! :smalleek:

@V: I haven't finished it; it's a pretty long read.

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-17, 12:26 PM
Cute, but is Existence a good book?

@V: I fight haetrs and don't afraid of anything? :smalltongue:

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-17, 02:35 PM
Cute, but a PRETTY COOL GUY

Ninjaman
2013-05-17, 06:43 PM
Cute, but why aren't you riding a dragon?

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-17, 06:47 PM
Cute, but the dragons normally object to that.

Strategos
2013-05-17, 07:46 PM
"Cute, but I find the opposite to be true. After all, if they didn't want to be ridden, they wouldn't be able to learn Surf or Fly."

Tychris1
2013-05-17, 09:25 PM
Cute, but I take offense to that. Swimming is not my forte, and implying it is a common draconic trait is subjugating my freedom as a dragon citizen.

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-05-18, 01:43 AM
Cute, but refuses to acknowledge aquatic dragons, of which I'm sure there are plenty.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-18, 04:46 AM
Cute, but descended from a flying dragon, not an aquatic one.

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-18, 04:56 AM
Cute, but descending from a flying dragon is dangerous. It's better to get off of them while they're on the ground.

Ninjaman
2013-05-18, 05:26 AM
Cute, but obviously not a daredevil.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-18, 08:05 AM
Cute but put a shirt on, already. We have guests

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-18, 12:39 PM
Cute, but should have made a Ben Affleck joke.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2013-05-18, 10:08 PM
He's cute but I'm pretty sure he's giving me the evil eye.....at least 3 times.

Deathkeeper
2013-05-18, 10:11 PM
Cute, but looks oddly happy considering he's about to be crushing some poor souls.

Grim ranger
2013-05-18, 11:53 PM
Cute, but one of those glowy guys I am supposed to destroy to kill the existence itself. Sorry kid, them's the breaks *blasts with resonance*

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-19, 12:04 AM
Cute but I prefer lead vocalists

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-19, 12:39 AM
Cute, but can you turn lead vocalists into gold vocalists?

Tychris1
2013-05-19, 01:12 AM
Cute, but you should post more often in certain threads.....

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-19, 01:38 AM
Cute but, want a napkin?

Elemental
2013-05-19, 04:07 AM
Cute, but guns aren't the best way to greet people.

Ninjaman
2013-05-19, 04:38 AM
Cute, but since when?

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-19, 09:03 AM
Cute, but not on fire. This can be fixed, however. Hold still. :smallamused:

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-19, 12:16 PM
Cute, but doesn't need to go around "fixing" everyone; what are you, a vet? :smallsigh:

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-19, 12:28 PM
Cute, but staring at me <o.o> And everyone and everything else apparently.

Grim ranger
2013-05-19, 12:32 PM
Cute, but sooooo angry.

Lady Tialait
2013-05-19, 01:43 PM
Cute, but grim...not a big fan of grimness.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-19, 02:26 PM
Cute, but left so much trash behind at the last Druid Conclave; aren't ya supposed to respect nature?!? :smallyuk:

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-19, 05:15 PM
Cute, but you're eyeing me. :smalltongue:
Yes, let's beat this joke completely to death.

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-19, 06:47 PM
Cute, but how would you like it if a joke beat you to death?

Raz_Fox
2013-05-19, 07:31 PM
Cute, but has obviously never had death beat you with a joke.

Strategos
2013-05-19, 07:50 PM
"Cute, but I've got to be honest here. I've always thought Luna was the cuter one."

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-19, 10:19 PM
Cute, but I'm gonna have to steal that pokemon <o_o>/(=o=)

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-19, 11:16 PM
Cute, but seems to have a serious case of Floating Head Syndrome.

Elemental
2013-05-20, 01:16 AM
Cute, but how are you holding that sword?! In fact... How do we hold anything?!?!

Grim ranger
2013-05-20, 03:26 AM
Cute, but bit too shiny.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-20, 05:25 AM
Cute, but it's going to rain today and I've left my umbrella in my other house.

Ninjaman
2013-05-20, 06:06 AM
Cute, but forgets her umbrella.

Deathkeeper
2013-05-20, 11:54 AM
Cute, but has no umbrella.
V [You guys are just mean. Enough to make a little drake cry, if I had tear glands.]

Amiria
2013-05-20, 04:13 PM
Cute, but is the dragon housetraiend ?

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-21, 05:05 AM
Cute, but srsly LDK, you should train that dragon before it's 20 feet tall. They have the pooping manners of a cart horse. It's dashed unpleasant to say the least.

Elemental
2013-05-21, 07:26 AM
Cute, but I think you should usher in a parliamentary democracy.
And hire some actual horses. Seriously...

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-05-21, 11:09 AM
Cute, but not an actual horse either. Ponies are totally different.

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-21, 12:26 PM
Cute, but can't decide if he's Luigi or Yoshi <@[email protected]>

Strategos
2013-05-21, 07:31 PM
"Cute, but you always look like you're yelling at me for some reason."

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-21, 08:23 PM
Cute, but about to touch something that's on fire. I don't know if that's such a good idea.

@V: Thanks! :smallsmile:

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-21, 09:53 PM
Cute, but I'm having trouble finding a problem with the fez/flying carpet combo.

Elemental
2013-05-22, 12:37 AM
Cute, but more majestic than cute...

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-22, 05:20 AM
Cute, but you sound like a peasant. Next you'll be asking for an anarcho-syndicalistic commune.

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-22, 06:00 AM
Cute, but repressing me! Help, help!

Lix Lorn
2013-05-22, 09:36 AM
Squirrel cute, but comrade princess lixie sure she be better served spending mana to be sliver instead.
(spends 1 to change your creature type to sliver until end of turn, cuddles) ^_^

V EXCELLENT PLAN, comrade crystal! Sliverocity shared amongst all for good of cuddlehive.

Strategos
2013-05-22, 10:12 AM
"Cute, but Comrade Princess Lixie should we not set up a Hivestone so that everyone can be a Sliver?"

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-05-22, 10:57 AM
Cute, but not a Silver.

Tychris1
2013-05-22, 10:57 AM
Cute, but that doesn't work anymore silly Strategos. Slivers only effect slivers under your control and they have faces that they can express opera like emotions through.

Silly Strategos. :smalltongue:

Cute, but i'm about to damnation (http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/mtgcom/wallpapers/wallpaper_damnation_1024x768.jpg) you to the negative energy plane for that ninja move.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-22, 11:03 AM
Cute, but too crunchy and tough to enjoy properly, like a McMuffin left in the heat chute for 40 minutes. :smallyuk:

I need something softer to eat. :smallsigh:

Lix Lorn
2013-05-22, 11:05 AM
Cute, but please excuse me.
(smashes tychris' head in)
NEW SLIVERS ARE A BAD DREAM AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE ;_;

VV (whimpers and hugs tightly)
((Not only have I seen that, I reblogged it. xD))

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-22, 05:20 PM
Cute, but poor Tychris.

Tychris1
2013-05-22, 05:31 PM
Cute, but I can handle myself.

*Dusts off head*
*Grabs Lixie and comforts her head*

Don't fret, it's all just a bad dream (http://24.media.tumblr.com/f125772c6455b9ef30eba1d33d6379ae/tumblr_mms3hxq89X1s9rpajo1_r1_500.gif), and then we'll wake up to M15......

@V *Unhallowed ground, bolster resistance, anti magic zone, phylacetery of turn resistance*

Your move. :smallamused:

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-22, 10:08 PM
Cute, but *rebukes*

You will be assimilated. Turn resistance is futile. :smalltongue:

MeanMrsMustard
2013-05-23, 12:04 AM
Cute, but negative energy clerics really aren't for me. Except Redcloak.

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-23, 12:58 AM
Cute, but with that last name, I hope I don't end up alone in the drawing room with you and a candlestick.

Elemental
2013-05-23, 02:26 AM
Cute, but with that last name I'm glad I'm not a water elemental of any sort.

@V That's not a last name... That's a third and fourth syllable!

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-23, 07:31 AM
Cute, but with a last name like that, people are going to assume you have mind-reading powers. :smalltongue:

Strategos
2013-05-23, 06:01 PM
"Cute, but come to think of it I've never actually seen you ruling over a county..."

smuchmuch
2013-05-24, 02:49 PM
Cute but seems to be confusing a count for a king

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-05-24, 05:01 PM
...Cute, but familiar somehow.

Elemental
2013-05-25, 07:42 AM
Cute, but I can't even see your avatar. I hate it when it does this to me.

@V Actually... I'm grey. This is armour.

Lady Tialait
2013-05-25, 07:46 AM
Cute, but black pony isn't any Element I have ever heard of.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-25, 10:08 AM
Cute, but unhinging your jaw like that looks painful.

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-25, 10:13 AM
Cute, but the awesome wings are making me jealous >.>

Trog
2013-05-25, 10:38 AM
Cute but unsure if that's a heart or red letter V. You might want to get that looked at by a doctor.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-25, 10:48 AM
Cute, but that flyswatter won't help you out in BAT COUNTRY! :smalltongue:

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-25, 11:06 AM
Cute but Spring Breakers is clearly the most quotable of the "Anti American Dream" films.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-25, 02:24 PM
Cute but what happens once you're all out of crunk?
@v But I am very small and they are very big

Strategos
2013-05-25, 05:25 PM
"Cute, but aren't dragons at the top of the food chain? Shouldn't others be afraid of you eating them?

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-25, 05:59 PM
Cute but also adorable <o.o> This causes lexical conflict!

Lix Lorn
2013-05-25, 11:13 PM
Cute and sexydorable.

V Shush it's past 5am.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-25, 11:14 PM
Cute, but I thought the term was "adorasexy".

smuchmuch
2013-05-26, 01:52 AM
Cute but should watch out for jet engines

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-26, 02:06 AM
Cute, but you should too. NO CAPES!

Elemental
2013-05-26, 03:08 AM
Cute, but you don't seem to exist!

@V According to my computer, Purity's avatar doesn't exist.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-26, 08:14 AM
Cute, but who are you to claim nonexistence?

Strategos
2013-05-26, 09:00 AM
"Cute, but if the White King plays against the Black King; who does the Mauve King play against? And who makes the first move?"

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-26, 09:33 AM
Cute, but apparently is unaware of the nefarious Taupe legion and it's long-lasting war against the righteous forces of Mauvedom.

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-26, 01:11 PM
Cute, but taupe isn't the opposite of mauve. The real opposite is a slightly yellowish green. Coincidentally, it matches my previous colour scheme.

@V: Then I'll just jump off this balcony. (Don't worry, I have wings.)

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-26, 02:05 PM
Cute but what if I don't want you to show me the world?

Zaydos
2013-05-26, 03:14 PM
Cute, but too small to eat.

Tychris1
2013-05-26, 03:46 PM
Cute and adorasexy.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-26, 03:51 PM
Cute, but you should go out in the sun more often. You could use a tan. :smalltongue:

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-26, 04:56 PM
Cute, but I never thought I'd want to ask a pony for hair care tips <o_O>

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-26, 05:17 PM
Cute, but watch yourself. *prods with halberd*

Strategos
2013-05-26, 05:27 PM
"Cute, but isn't a flying carpet a little redundant if you have wings?"

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-26, 09:15 PM
Cute, but unwilling to consider the utility in having a flying carpet regardless of personal mobility options! Perhaps the carpet is faster! Perhaps it can carry more weight than him! Perhaps they're friends and flying together is a nice way to bond!

Elemental
2013-05-27, 01:01 AM
Cute, but probably uses his dark powers to enforce his rule as emperor of somewhere.

Zaydos
2013-05-27, 01:03 AM
Cute, but is poisonous as Linguine.

@v: Acidic peanut butter.

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-27, 01:45 AM
Cute, but made of peanuts... *wonders if Zaydos breathes peanutbutter*

Amiria
2013-05-27, 02:35 AM
Cute, but utterly unbeknownst to me.

Trog
2013-05-27, 02:47 AM
Cute, but needs more troglodyte.

*poof!*

http://home.centurytel.net/jeffsjunk/avatars/TrogAmiria.png

Better. :smallwink:

Elemental
2013-05-27, 06:04 AM
Cute, but I'm not casting Cure Lung Disease for you.

*casts Protection From Poison Smoke on self*

Abjuration's my speciality, not conjuration spells of the healing subschool. Or necromancy spells of the healing subschool as the case may be.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-27, 06:21 AM
Cute, but *cough choke wheeze*

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-27, 09:06 AM
Cute, but apparently quite sneezy today <@[email protected]>

*edit*

V: Catgirls is tougher than we look < ._.> Besides, we use cartoon physics 90% of the time; that's much safer! (And sillier!)

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-27, 10:00 AM
Cute, but appears to be a catgirl... Quickly, run, I hear physics! :smalltongue:

Enzeru
2013-05-27, 10:37 AM
Cute but I wouldn't want to walk behind you... or under you.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-27, 10:43 AM
Cute, but fairly rare in the SMBGs!

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-27, 11:02 AM
Cute, but an SMBG regular.

Enzeru
2013-05-27, 11:05 AM
Cute, but it's right behind you.

Trog
2013-05-27, 11:24 AM
Cute, but I have no idea what game that character sheet in your signature goes with. :smallconfused:

Edit: @^v needs to get with the three post rule. :smalltongue: Ah, Exalted. Thanks. :smallbiggrin:

Enzeru
2013-05-27, 12:03 PM
Cute, but needs to get with the Exalted program.

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-27, 12:06 PM
Cute, but if you're with the Exalted program, why didn't I see you in Exalted Week?

Enzeru
2013-05-27, 12:16 PM
Cute, but doesn't know I didn't know about it. (Alucard's fault, totes blaming him for not telling me)

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-27, 12:19 PM
Cute, but the three post rule dictates that one must wait for 3 posts before they can post again. For example
Derp1
Derp2
Derp3
Derp4
Derp1 may now post again.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-27, 12:40 PM
Cute, but are you sure that's not a ferret?

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-27, 03:20 PM
Cute, but goes around acusing ermines! :smallmad:

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-27, 05:32 PM
Cute, but also betentacled <@[email protected]>

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-27, 06:11 PM
Cute but much too formal

Strategos
2013-05-27, 06:21 PM
"Cute, but Pokémon training is the kind of thing I think most druids would have a problem with. What with the whole 'removing animals from their natural habitats and having them fight each other for fun and profit' thing."

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-05-27, 06:29 PM
Cute, and best starter.

Zaydos
2013-05-27, 06:30 PM
Cute, but has insulted the Charmander.

@v: Bulbasaur is actually probably my third favorite starter.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-27, 06:42 PM
Cute, but while I agree that Charmander = Bestmander, I worry that people, in their rabid Squirtle and/or Charmander mania, discount the humble Bulbasaur.

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-27, 06:43 PM
Cute, but that's because Charmander is the best, and fire beats grass. Plus, who wants to give Gary the best starter?

Tychris1
2013-05-27, 06:49 PM
Cute, but i'm going to have to crush the life out of you now for insulting my dear dear Bulbasaur. Charizard's neck is too long and thin, and Charmander's eyes are weird. Bulbasaur is where it's at (Solar Beam errday).

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-27, 06:56 PM
Cute, but people say I'm the overly-devoted fan?

@V: Unless someone has hacked into my computer to give me a Facebook account in the first place, then used that to spam you, I have done no such things. I also have not occupied the forum with debates over which ponies are the best in an unrelated thread.

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-27, 06:57 PM
Cute, but POKEMANZ IS SRS BSNS and people have yet to post their Bulbasaur fetishes all over my facebook feed.

Also, Tychris, I KNOW RIGHT.

@^ Well I'm not blaming YOU specifically, but some of the Pony fandom who instigated my resentment of the phenomenon and its hostile takeover of my favorite website.
And if "Cute, but" isn't meant to open conversations about whatever the heck, I don't know why I'm here. :smalltongue:

@V Quite correct. Cyndaquil = bestquil

CapedLuigiYoshi
2013-05-27, 07:01 PM
Cute, but why is the debate being centered on Gen 1?

@^: Bestquil. :smallsmile:

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-27, 07:03 PM
Cute, but STILL hasn't taken her Second Breath.

Cute, but two ninjas taped together.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-27, 07:18 PM
Cute but who would tape ninja's together? That totally goes against the law of inverse ninjutsu
@v Technically the Gnome and the Fox are both sized the same as the Giant did in the 'Fox News' joke panel. >.> And animal companions get Strength bonuses as the druid advances!

Deathkeeper
2013-05-27, 07:22 PM
Cute, but what did you feed that fox to make him/her big enough to carry you?

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-27, 07:43 PM
Cute, but sitting on his head has to get uncomfortable.

@v Are you sitting on my head? :smallamused:

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-27, 09:46 PM
Cute, but I can't help but think you're trying to tell me to get off your head. >_0

Elemental
2013-05-27, 11:51 PM
Cute, but I'd be careful if I were you. There are people around here in the market for a fox as adorable as you.

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-28, 12:31 AM
Cute, but warning my target is unsporting >_> <_<

Strategos
2013-05-28, 03:29 AM
"Cute, but I can't let that fact trip me up and tell you that Tect can be easily led places with promises of harem vixens. If I told you that, it would be easier for you to catch him, and I don't want that to happen "

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-28, 11:11 AM
Cute but why is there all this talk about hunting my fox? o.0

Deathkeeper
2013-05-28, 11:14 AM
Cute, but welcome to my world, where half of the time everyone's talking about eating or potty training my familiar.

PurityIcekiller
2013-05-28, 11:17 AM
Cute, but we need to form an Alliance of Mistreated Avatars.

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-28, 12:09 PM
Cute, but gosh, we should organize that! I mean, look at all the people who want me.

Although it's flattering that there's a market for foxes like me. :3

Did someone mention harem vixens...?

Zaydos
2013-05-28, 12:31 PM
Cute, but ate my chickens.

@v: o.O I smell like chickens? *rushes to scrub it off*

Enzeru
2013-05-28, 02:22 PM
Cute, but smells like chicken.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-28, 02:27 PM
Cute, but this chicken-related running gag has gone far enough.

Lix Lorn
2013-05-28, 03:12 PM
Cute, but too chicken to keep a joke going.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-28, 03:40 PM
Cute but I think the jokes have turned rather fowl.

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-28, 03:43 PM
Cute, but I would fowl you anywhere!

Or maybe you would ride on me anywhere. I dunno!

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-28, 04:38 PM
Cute, but foxy... Hrm... that's not really a downside.

Cute, and foxy.

Tychris1
2013-05-28, 06:07 PM
Cute, but full of sweet, succulent, mouth-watering, seductive, addictive, blood.

Well. That's not a downside for me, it's one for you.

Cute and full of blood.

Strategos
2013-05-28, 06:29 PM
"Cute, but if he wasn't full of blood he'd die! Of course the way you're acting being full of blood isn't helping his chances of staying alive either..."
**ponders**

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-28, 07:16 PM
Cute, but too much thought, not enough action!

(decapitates Tychris1 to save Drex)

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-28, 07:26 PM
Cute, but why decapitate when you could defenestrate?

*goes through several hoops to revive Tychris, then defenestrates him!*

Tychris1
2013-05-28, 08:06 PM
Cute and all, but what are you doing to me?

*Looks at defenestration*

@V I have wings.

*Flap**Flap*

Defenestration doesn't work on me.

Zaydos
2013-05-28, 08:09 PM
Cute, but disgracing undead dragons by falling out of windows.

Elemental
2013-05-28, 09:39 PM
Cute, but undeath is a serious health issue. You should do something about that.

@V But I can't even hold a sword! Do you know what can do to someone's teeth after prolonged usage?
And armour. Do you know how annoying it is to get a suit of armour fitted when you're a horse?

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-28, 10:35 PM
Cute, but can't use this massive panoply of god-forged artifacts. :smallfrown:

Enzeru
2013-05-29, 11:22 AM
Cute, but too evil.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-29, 11:56 AM
Cute but hath not a differing-alignment character eyes? Hath not a differing-alignment character hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, heal'd by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as your alignment is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.
@v Eloquence of tongue is that of which every class can appreciate! After all, talking is a free action

mistformsquirrl
2013-05-29, 12:06 PM
Cute, but I thought she was a druid, not The Bard >_>

Tectonic Robot
2013-05-29, 01:08 PM
Cute but MY DRUID CAN BE ANYTHING SHE PUTS HER MIND TOOOOOOOO

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-29, 01:32 PM
Cute but if you can't tell the difference between a robot and a fox at this age we're headed for trouble down the road

@V: I already surrender.

Gnomish Wanderer
2013-05-29, 01:43 PM
Cute, but if you can't tell the difference between a fox and a robot it means my fox-bots are a complete success

Enzeru
2013-05-29, 01:45 PM
Cute, but gnome smell like socks, not bots.

DJ Yung Crunk
2013-05-29, 01:49 PM
Cute but it's troubling you have an intimate knowledge of how a gnome smells

Amidus Drexel
2013-05-29, 03:02 PM
Cute, but once you smell a gnome once, you never forget.

:smalleek:

Zaydos
2013-05-29, 03:08 PM
Cute, but has reminded me of the scent of gnomes :smallannoyed:

Ninjaman
2013-05-29, 03:43 PM
Cute, but vulnerable to turn undead.

Lady Tialait
2013-05-29, 05:02 PM
Cute, but a ninja, and frankly. I can't deal with that....

Mauve Shirt
2013-05-29, 05:03 PM
Cute, but those poor ninjas need love too.

TheCountAlucard
2013-05-29, 05:42 PM
Cute, but I'm pretty sure that crown is made of plastic.

@V: Those are centipedes.

Tychris1
2013-05-29, 07:06 PM
Cute, but what in the world are those green pickles piled up at your feet doing there?