Flipster77
2013-05-13, 07:09 AM
So, I was listening to an Elton John CD one day and somehow got it into my head that he could be singing "the- the- the- Order of the Stick" rather than "B- B- B- Bennie and the Jets".
I decided to run with it and see if I could make a whole "Bennie and the Jets" parody song with Order of the Stick based lyrics. It wasn't easy, since "Bennie and the Jets" doesn't have many lyrics and I wanted to put in as many OotS references as I could (heck, just check out the chorus; I could only afford the barest of mentions per character) but I'm relatively happy with what I came up with. I imagine it being sung by some DnD veteran trying to introduce the Order to some youngsters.
Feel free to, in fact please do, follow up with your own OotS lyrics for other songs.
Small note: I don't actually think the Linear Guild are lame, I actually find them quite humourous. The lyrics refer to their fighting ability rather than their story-value. Also I needed a rhyme for game :smalltongue:
Here's my finished rendition of "The Order of the Stick" as sung by Elton John:
Elton John - "The Order of the Stick" ("Bennie and the Jets")
Hey kids, stop and listen closely
And I will tell you a tale of heroes good,.. well mostly
They fight the goblin hordes of the lich Xykon
The undead villain Greenhilt swore an oath of vengance upon
Chorus:
There's, Elan and Haley, have you seen them yet
Oh, but they're still making out
The the the Order of the Stick
Oh Durkon's very dependable,
But Belkar he's really mean
Wizard Vaarsuvius, gender unknown
Yeah, Roy leads the strangest bunch you've ever seen
Oh, ho
The the the Order of the Stick
End Chorus
Hey kids, don't sit there looking gormless
I know DnD seems old, but Burlew makes it ageless
It shall survive, let us have ourselves a game
Where we fight our rivals like the Linear Guild,
Though they're kinda lame
Chorus:
Oh, Elan and Haley, have you seen them yet
Oh, but they're still making out
The the the Order of the Stick
Oh Durkon's very dependable,
But Belkar he's really mean
Wizard Vaarsuvius, gender unknown
Yeah, Roy leads the strangest bunch you've ever seen
Oh, ho
The the the Order of the Stick
End Chorus
{Piano solo}
Chorus:
Oh, Elan and Haley, have you seen them yet
Oh, but they're still making out
The the the Order of the Stick
Oh Durkon's very dependable,
But Belkar he's really mean
Wizard Vaarsuvius, gender unknown
Yeah, Roy leads the strangest bunch you've ever seen
Oh, ho
The the the Order of the Stick
End Chorus
The Order, the Order of the Stick
The Order, the Order, the Order, the Order of the Stick...
I decided to run with it and see if I could make a whole "Bennie and the Jets" parody song with Order of the Stick based lyrics. It wasn't easy, since "Bennie and the Jets" doesn't have many lyrics and I wanted to put in as many OotS references as I could (heck, just check out the chorus; I could only afford the barest of mentions per character) but I'm relatively happy with what I came up with. I imagine it being sung by some DnD veteran trying to introduce the Order to some youngsters.
Feel free to, in fact please do, follow up with your own OotS lyrics for other songs.
Small note: I don't actually think the Linear Guild are lame, I actually find them quite humourous. The lyrics refer to their fighting ability rather than their story-value. Also I needed a rhyme for game :smalltongue:
Here's my finished rendition of "The Order of the Stick" as sung by Elton John:
Elton John - "The Order of the Stick" ("Bennie and the Jets")
Hey kids, stop and listen closely
And I will tell you a tale of heroes good,.. well mostly
They fight the goblin hordes of the lich Xykon
The undead villain Greenhilt swore an oath of vengance upon
Chorus:
There's, Elan and Haley, have you seen them yet
Oh, but they're still making out
The the the Order of the Stick
Oh Durkon's very dependable,
But Belkar he's really mean
Wizard Vaarsuvius, gender unknown
Yeah, Roy leads the strangest bunch you've ever seen
Oh, ho
The the the Order of the Stick
End Chorus
Hey kids, don't sit there looking gormless
I know DnD seems old, but Burlew makes it ageless
It shall survive, let us have ourselves a game
Where we fight our rivals like the Linear Guild,
Though they're kinda lame
Chorus:
Oh, Elan and Haley, have you seen them yet
Oh, but they're still making out
The the the Order of the Stick
Oh Durkon's very dependable,
But Belkar he's really mean
Wizard Vaarsuvius, gender unknown
Yeah, Roy leads the strangest bunch you've ever seen
Oh, ho
The the the Order of the Stick
End Chorus
{Piano solo}
Chorus:
Oh, Elan and Haley, have you seen them yet
Oh, but they're still making out
The the the Order of the Stick
Oh Durkon's very dependable,
But Belkar he's really mean
Wizard Vaarsuvius, gender unknown
Yeah, Roy leads the strangest bunch you've ever seen
Oh, ho
The the the Order of the Stick
End Chorus
The Order, the Order of the Stick
The Order, the Order, the Order, the Order of the Stick...