Jormengand
2013-05-25, 12:19 PM
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A GIANT SNAKE looks out over the world from SOMEWHERE OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE. All GIANT ANIMALS need some form of NAME. Now, what shall this young gentleserpent's name be?
==>ENTER NAME
Your name is JORMUNGANDR LOKISSON. You aren't quite sure why a DEMIGOD like you had to get involved, but apparently, you are RUNNING this game of the SBURB BETA. You can't PLAY, because it requires ARMS, which are neither on your PERSON nor in any RANDOM LOCATION FROM WHICH THEY CAN BE RETRIEVED. It also requires that you be VAGUELY HUMANOID IN FORM, which you are NOT. Also, a DEMIGOD such as yourself would be BLOODY WELL OP, and you know it.
Your INTERESTS include SCREWING AROUND WITH MORTALS WHO HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO and KILLING THOR. Your fetch modus is currently set to DEIFIC. You can captchaloge ANY ITEM, even a HUMAN, a WORLD, or yourself, and you have an INFINITE NUMBER OF CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS. Also, you can RETRIEVE ANY ITEM and PUT IT ANYWHERE, even if you don't actually have it captchalogued.
Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to FOURTHWALLKIND, for maximum hilarity. You own EVERYTHING, and your CHUMHANDLE is worldSerpent, due to the fact that you ARE IN FACT THE WORLD SERPENT. You have a tendency to make a point. Then add another. And tack a third on. In a way which is not technically gramatically correct. But you don't really care. Because it's a chat program. You also make IMPORTANT POINTS by putting them in CAPITAL LETTERS. In a manner suspiciously similar to that of the NARRATOR.
Nomeni:
==> Jormungandr: Spy on douchebag
Your name is NOMENI FICTUS and you resent being called a douchebag while in your own hive. Speaking of which, you are currently standing in the center of your respiteblock for NO APPARENT REASON.
You have a variety of INTERESTS, though perhaps less than some members of your species, including MUSIC and the QUASI-SPIRITUAL, though you are aware that the latter is NOT VERY LIKELY to actually exist you still hold out some hope. Your interests in music mostly only include CALMING RHYTHMS which are devoid of lyrics, you like to think they possess a certain quality that other artforms cannot match but not many agree with you.
Your blood colour is TEAL, just a step or two above normal greenbloods, as such you are a mite closer to being a Prince than a lowly Pauper although no-one, including you, really cares what end of the hemospectrum you fall on. Your blood affords you one of the best, in your opinion anyway, kind of Lusii ever, a Drake which is essentially a dragon but without wings. In contrast to your AWESOME LUSUS, or perhaps to balance it out, you have No Psychic Abilities to speak of, this is normal for those of your blood but you still feel a little bit peeved about it nontheless.
You are currently waiting to play a game of SOME IMPORT with a few friends. You are soooooo ready for this, it isn't even a thing.
What do you do?
Amy:
==> Jormungandr: Turn your attention to an innocent girl.
Your name is AMY MALONEY. It's just one more day until you get the SBURB BETA you were going to get. You have many INTERESTING ITEMS around your room, but you haven't captchalogued any of them yet, largely due to the explosive tendencies of your BINDER MODUS. You have, however, set your STRIFE SPECIBUS to WRENCHKIND, just in case you wanted to fix anything.
Your INTERESTS include VIDEO GAMES (At which you are not very good), ARTISTRY (at which ABE swears blind you are amazing, but no-one else seems to appreciate), ROLE PLAYING, READING CLASSICS, ASTROLOGY, COMICONS and BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES. Your pestertag is jangelaphobicsAnonymous and ya kinda talk like this, suckers!
Abe:
==> Jormungandr: Pester someone.
The fourth wall of your house shakes. But who are you, anyway?
==> Enter name
Your name is ABE DRESDEN. Tomorrow, you're going to get a copy of the SBURB BETA that your girlfriend was so excited about. Somehow, trying to convince a demigod to run your game for you seemed like a far better idea at the time than it does now.
Your interests include EVERY TYPE OF GAME UNDER THE SUN, SCI-FI, FANTASY and BEING RELIGIOUS. Your TREE MODUS is currently empty, but your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to WANDKIND. You'd probably be better off with it empty. You have tonnes of items, not least your DESKTOP COMPUTER, which is currently running the PESTERCHUM APPLICATION.
Your chumtag is DUNGEONMASTERY, and it looks like someone's trying to pester you. What do you do?
Kyle:
==>Jormungandr: Look at someone else.
Who is this, now, eh?
==>Enter Name
Fish Biscuits
You should totally throw heavy things at whoever entered that ridiculous names but you are far to BUSY
You have a number of TOTALLY AWESOME hobbies such as D&D, VIDEO GAMES, and READING FANTASY NOVELS which totally need more attention then whatever ASSHAT is behind the damn typewriter. Your name is KYLE KROSIS and you are a TIMELORD. Or at least that is what you are currently playing in your RPG. None of your friends know your REAL NAME and you like it that way. It seems one of Your CHUMS is pestering you. Perhaps you should answer. You quickly pull up your sylladex and once again remember how awesome your PUZZLE MODUS is. You can get any item from it once you figure out the puzzle and you grab your GAMING DICE from them to decide if your going to answer your chum. You roll a 20 so you guess you have to answer him.
Show pesterlog:
[05:18] -- foureyedPhilosopher [FP] began Trolling astroInnovator [AI] at 17:18 --
[05:18] FP: hey you!
[05:18] AI: You again I see. I had been of the impression that I had blocked you!
[05:19] FP: Well, yeah, but I got better.
[05:20] AI: Well then let us move forward to the part where you tell me what it is that you wish to converse with me about.
[05:20] FP: Well...you still haven't told me how to keep the meteors from happening.
[05:21] FP: You guys disappear pretty quickly in your session, so I'm hoping you have hints.
[05:21] AI: The simple answer to your query is that it can not be done
[05:21] FP: ...why not? I mean...
[05:21] FP: Okay, what causes them?
[05:22] AI: They are paradox spaces tool of assuring that time plays out as it is meant.
[05:23] FP: =/
[05:23] FP: That doesn't really help.
[05:23] AI: I was unaware that I was supposed to be "helping"
[05:24] FP: ...well, with all the...and the...
[05:24] FP: ...
[05:24] AI: let me see if I can discern a more full explanation then
[05:26] AI: You seem to still be under the assumption that there is in fact choice regarding your fate whereas I have seen at least insofar as fate is concerned we have a fixed course (except when we dont. But that is far too complex for this moment). The meteors will come irregardless of what you do. The question that should concern you is wether you will be there when they make their grand arrival
[05:26] FP: a more full explanation?
[05:27] FP: Right...the prototyping and stuff...
[05:28] AI: Yes... Though I would advise against prototyping with what you originally intended to prototype with. Needless to say it would have .... a negative side effect
[05:29] FP: You mean the giant skeleton...? I mean, my ancestor rode it and had no problems.
[05:30] AI: Yes, let us just postulate that your ancestor rode said beast for a very good reason however this reason, when added to the kernalsprite will lead to very bad things for your session.
[05:31] FP: ...(are the kernels evil?)
[05:31] FP: ...('cause that would suck.)
[05:32] AI: No, they are very friendly and helpful but... Well sadly you must trust me. There is much that would be innapropriate to inform you of at this moment that you will soon discover... just don't do it.
[05:33] FP: Right...
[05:33] FP: ...well, I've also been wondering something else.
[05:33] AI: Ask away though I must warn you. I have limited time
[05:34] FP: Oh. Well...what're you like?
[05:34] AI: In which regards?
[05:35] FP: In regards of who you are. As a person.
[05:35] FP: I always talk to someone on the other end of a screen...
[05:36] FP: Sometimes, it's good to think about what they look like.
[05:37] AI: I'm kinda short for a sixteen year old and I wear dark red sunglasses which match the red spikes in my otherwise white hair.
[05:37] FP: ...wow...white hair...
[05:37] FP: =o
[05:38] AI: Yes... My hair lost all of it's color a few years ago when I was dunked into a vat of chemicals
[05:38] FP: Oh.
[05:39] FP: Well, mine is black. And I've got big horns.
[05:39] AI: Kids have a negative reaction to those who do not match their perception of reality.
[05:39] FP: You're only...what, eight sweeps, about?
[05:40] AI: Eight sweeps is I believe the correct analogue for 16 human years.
[05:40] FP: So you're still a "kid".
[05:41] AI: I am in fact still a minor by the standards of my culture
[05:42] FP: So you think it's odd that I have big horns?
[05:42] AI: Well, as engrossing as this conversation has been I must now be leaving, you know Doom and all. I'm not sure if this timeline will remain stable for much longer. And no I think your horns probably fit you quite well.
[05:43] FP: They make me so unbalanced. X<
[05:43] FP: But, uh...
[05:43] FP: Good luck!
[05:43] AI: er excuse me DOOM
[05:43] FP: DOOM
[05:43] AI: Fare thee well
[05:43] FP: Wow, that's ominous.
[05:43] FP: Bye...
[05:43] -- astroInnovator [AI] ceased pestering foureyedPhilosopher [FP] at 17:43 --
Well that was a waste of time. What do you do?
Celia:
==>Jormungandr: be meta enough to troll the trolls.
Your name is CELIA BELLUS, which may or may not fall in perfectly with your PERSONAL THEME of The SKY. You stand here today in your respiteblock for reasons that escape you at the moment...oh, yeah! You were going out for grub-fries.
You are a BROWNBLOOD, the second-lowest rank available to all creatures on the hemospectrum, and your ANCESTRAL SYMBOL resembles the tail of a monkey. Accordingly you have had a CHIMPANZEE LUSUS for as long as you can remember whom often makes for a good conversation when the internet goes out, as it has done once or twice. Also tied in to your blood-status is your possession of what is possibly a PSYCHIC ABILITY, you are able to learn and retain information very well, especially languages such as those of Your Lusus.
You have INTERESTS, a quality you share with all known life in the universe, and ADVOCATE them to those whom you speak with on a regular basis, although they dissmiss them rather flippantly. Your aforementioned interests mostly include the ALTERNIAN SKY and the large fluffy white clouds which you have been told float inside it, although you enjoy constructing things out of metal and wood, as well as collecting UNIQUE WEAPONS from FLARPing. SKYWATCHING is, unfortunately, a hobby you are only capable of persuing At Night due to your wish to retain the gift of BEING ABLE TO SEE. You have vague memories of a sky which you could stare into openly without fear of OCULAR DISTRESS but cannot recall where they are from. You also wish to Unite the Cultures and often find yourself playing PEACEMAKER between the more Vitrolic of your friends, this doesn't always work right as you are somewhat Socially Awkward when it comes to other trolls.
Your Trolltag is foureyedPhilosopher [FP], and you tend to end your sentences hesitantly...although you also match the quirks of who you're speaking with.
Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to MORNINGSTARKIND which acts as a reliable deterrent to those who would Do You Harm, allowing you to retain your status as someone who is Not a BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER. Despite your aforementioned status you do enjoy the game known as FLARP and make sure to keep as many weapons as you can handy, though Morningstarkind will always hold a SPECIAL PLACE IN YOUR HEART.
Your Fetch Modus is the CLOUDY DAY MODUS and can lead to quite some confusion about which item you are even attempting to retrieve. All of the objects that you captchalogue are stored within your modus as is standard however there is an ARBITARY COMPLICATION in that all of the objects are rendered as clouds and therefore become difficult to identify.
You have many weapons in your room, and wish that you could CAPTCHALOGUE THEM ALL. Unfortunately, you don't have nearly that many cards. Instead, you turn to Trollian and start trolling one of your friends.
Show Pesterlog:
[05:18] -- foureyedPhilosopher [FP] began Trolling astroInnovator [AI] at 17:18 --
[05:18] FP: hey you!
[05:18] AI: You again I see. I had been of the impression that I had blocked you!
[05:19] FP: Well, yeah, but I got better.
[05:20] AI: Well then let us move forward to the part where you tell me what it is that you wish to converse with me about.
[05:20] FP: Well...you still haven't told me how to keep the meteors from happening.
[05:21] FP: You guys disappear pretty quickly in your session, so I'm hoping you have hints.
[05:21] AI: The simple answer to your query is that it can not be done
[05:21] FP: ...why not? I mean...
[05:21] FP: Okay, what causes them?
[05:22] AI: They are paradox spaces tool of assuring that time plays out as it is meant.
[05:23] FP: =/
[05:23] FP: That doesn't really help.
[05:23] AI: I was unaware that I was supposed to be "helping"
[05:24] FP: ...well, with all the...and the...
[05:24] FP: ...
[05:24] AI: let me see if I can discern a more full explanation then
[05:26] AI: You seem to still be under the assumption that there is in fact choice regarding your fate whereas I have seen at least insofar as fate is concerned we have a fixed course (except when we dont. But that is far too complex for this moment). The meteors will come irregardless of what you do. The question that should concern you is wether you will be there when they make their grand arrival
[05:26] FP: a more full explanation?
[05:27] FP: Right...the prototyping and stuff...
[05:28] AI: Yes... Though I would advise against prototyping with what you originally intended to prototype with. Needless to say it would have .... a negative side effect
[05:29] FP: You mean the giant skeleton...? I mean, my ancestor rode it and had no problems.
[05:30] AI: Yes, let us just postulate that your ancestor rode said beast for a very good reason however this reason, when added to the kernalsprite will lead to very bad things for your session.
[05:31] FP: ...(are the kernels evil?)
[05:31] FP: ...('cause that would suck.)
[05:32] AI: No, they are very friendly and helpful but... Well sadly you must trust me. There is much that would be innapropriate to inform you of at this moment that you will soon discover... just don't do it.
[05:33] FP: Right...
[05:33] FP: ...well, I've also been wondering something else.
[05:33] AI: Ask away though I must warn you. I have limited time
[05:34] FP: Oh. Well...what're you like?
[05:34] AI: In which regards?
[05:35] FP: In regards of who you are. As a person.
[05:35] FP: I always talk to someone on the other end of a screen...
[05:36] FP: Sometimes, it's good to think about what they look like.
[05:37] AI: I'm kinda short for a sixteen year old and I wear dark red sunglasses which match the red spikes in my otherwise white hair.
[05:37] FP: ...wow...white hair...
[05:37] FP: =o
[05:38] AI: Yes... My hair lost all of it's color a few years ago when I was dunked into a vat of chemicals
[05:38] FP: Oh.
[05:39] FP: Well, mine is black. And I've got big horns.
[05:39] AI: Kids have a negative reaction to those who do not match their perception of reality.
[05:39] FP: You're only...what, eight sweeps, about?
[05:40] AI: Eight sweeps is I believe the correct analogue for 16 human years.
[05:40] FP: So you're still a "kid".
[05:41] AI: I am in fact still a minor by the standards of my culture
[05:42] FP: So you think it's odd that I have big horns?
[05:42] AI: Well, as engrossing as this conversation has been I must now be leaving, you know Doom and all. I'm not sure if this timeline will remain stable for much longer. And no I think your horns probably fit you quite well.
[05:43] FP: They make me so unbalanced. X<
[05:43] FP: But, uh...
[05:43] FP: Good luck!
[05:43] AI: er excuse me DOOM
[05:43] FP: DOOM
[05:43] AI: Fare thee well
[05:43] FP: Wow, that's ominous.
[05:43] FP: Bye...
[05:43] -- astroInnovator [AI] ceased pestering foureyedPhilosopher [FP] at 17:43 --
Scary. What do you do?
Evan:
==> Jormungandr: Look at the final character.
Your name is EVAN ROBERTS.
Let's be honest, you're an UNABASHED, FLAMBOYANT DORK. In particular, you're an INDISCRIMINATE HISTORY DORK. Your room is filled with all sorts of historical artifacts, ranging from museum gift shop finds to books on topics of an antiquated persuasion. You've even got a closet filled with PERIOD PIECES and ASSORTED ACCESSORIES - something you might be embarrassed to admit, if you had any sense of awkwardness whatsoever. You've also got a certain PASSION FOR HEROICS: ROLEPLAYING GAMES, HEAVY METAL and FANTASY NOVELS have a place in your interests, driven by a love of heroic escapades.
The fact that you have any friends whatsoever lends itself to the fact that you're a SUCKER FOR ATTENTION. In your eyes, you're the greatest thing since sliced bread - however, you also possess a similarly high opinion of PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE YOU KNOW. For you, everything is JUST AMAZING, and you really like to talk about it.
Even better, you're going to get the SBURB BETA tomorrow. But for now, what do you do?
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A GIANT SNAKE looks out over the world from SOMEWHERE OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE. All GIANT ANIMALS need some form of NAME. Now, what shall this young gentleserpent's name be?
==>ENTER NAME
Your name is JORMUNGANDR LOKISSON. You aren't quite sure why a DEMIGOD like you had to get involved, but apparently, you are RUNNING this game of the SBURB BETA. You can't PLAY, because it requires ARMS, which are neither on your PERSON nor in any RANDOM LOCATION FROM WHICH THEY CAN BE RETRIEVED. It also requires that you be VAGUELY HUMANOID IN FORM, which you are NOT. Also, a DEMIGOD such as yourself would be BLOODY WELL OP, and you know it.
Your INTERESTS include SCREWING AROUND WITH MORTALS WHO HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO and KILLING THOR. Your fetch modus is currently set to DEIFIC. You can captchaloge ANY ITEM, even a HUMAN, a WORLD, or yourself, and you have an INFINITE NUMBER OF CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS. Also, you can RETRIEVE ANY ITEM and PUT IT ANYWHERE, even if you don't actually have it captchalogued.
Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to FOURTHWALLKIND, for maximum hilarity. You own EVERYTHING, and your CHUMHANDLE is worldSerpent, due to the fact that you ARE IN FACT THE WORLD SERPENT. You have a tendency to make a point. Then add another. And tack a third on. In a way which is not technically gramatically correct. But you don't really care. Because it's a chat program. You also make IMPORTANT POINTS by putting them in CAPITAL LETTERS. In a manner suspiciously similar to that of the NARRATOR.
Nomeni:
==> Jormungandr: Spy on douchebag
Your name is NOMENI FICTUS and you resent being called a douchebag while in your own hive. Speaking of which, you are currently standing in the center of your respiteblock for NO APPARENT REASON.
You have a variety of INTERESTS, though perhaps less than some members of your species, including MUSIC and the QUASI-SPIRITUAL, though you are aware that the latter is NOT VERY LIKELY to actually exist you still hold out some hope. Your interests in music mostly only include CALMING RHYTHMS which are devoid of lyrics, you like to think they possess a certain quality that other artforms cannot match but not many agree with you.
Your blood colour is TEAL, just a step or two above normal greenbloods, as such you are a mite closer to being a Prince than a lowly Pauper although no-one, including you, really cares what end of the hemospectrum you fall on. Your blood affords you one of the best, in your opinion anyway, kind of Lusii ever, a Drake which is essentially a dragon but without wings. In contrast to your AWESOME LUSUS, or perhaps to balance it out, you have No Psychic Abilities to speak of, this is normal for those of your blood but you still feel a little bit peeved about it nontheless.
You are currently waiting to play a game of SOME IMPORT with a few friends. You are soooooo ready for this, it isn't even a thing.
What do you do?
Amy:
==> Jormungandr: Turn your attention to an innocent girl.
Your name is AMY MALONEY. It's just one more day until you get the SBURB BETA you were going to get. You have many INTERESTING ITEMS around your room, but you haven't captchalogued any of them yet, largely due to the explosive tendencies of your BINDER MODUS. You have, however, set your STRIFE SPECIBUS to WRENCHKIND, just in case you wanted to fix anything.
Your INTERESTS include VIDEO GAMES (At which you are not very good), ARTISTRY (at which ABE swears blind you are amazing, but no-one else seems to appreciate), ROLE PLAYING, READING CLASSICS, ASTROLOGY, COMICONS and BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES. Your pestertag is jangelaphobicsAnonymous and ya kinda talk like this, suckers!
Abe:
==> Jormungandr: Pester someone.
The fourth wall of your house shakes. But who are you, anyway?
==> Enter name
Your name is ABE DRESDEN. Tomorrow, you're going to get a copy of the SBURB BETA that your girlfriend was so excited about. Somehow, trying to convince a demigod to run your game for you seemed like a far better idea at the time than it does now.
Your interests include EVERY TYPE OF GAME UNDER THE SUN, SCI-FI, FANTASY and BEING RELIGIOUS. Your TREE MODUS is currently empty, but your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to WANDKIND. You'd probably be better off with it empty. You have tonnes of items, not least your DESKTOP COMPUTER, which is currently running the PESTERCHUM APPLICATION.
Your chumtag is DUNGEONMASTERY, and it looks like someone's trying to pester you. What do you do?
Kyle:
==>Jormungandr: Look at someone else.
Who is this, now, eh?
==>Enter Name
Fish Biscuits
You should totally throw heavy things at whoever entered that ridiculous names but you are far to BUSY
You have a number of TOTALLY AWESOME hobbies such as D&D, VIDEO GAMES, and READING FANTASY NOVELS which totally need more attention then whatever ASSHAT is behind the damn typewriter. Your name is KYLE KROSIS and you are a TIMELORD. Or at least that is what you are currently playing in your RPG. None of your friends know your REAL NAME and you like it that way. It seems one of Your CHUMS is pestering you. Perhaps you should answer. You quickly pull up your sylladex and once again remember how awesome your PUZZLE MODUS is. You can get any item from it once you figure out the puzzle and you grab your GAMING DICE from them to decide if your going to answer your chum. You roll a 20 so you guess you have to answer him.
Show pesterlog:
[05:18] -- foureyedPhilosopher [FP] began Trolling astroInnovator [AI] at 17:18 --
[05:18] FP: hey you!
[05:18] AI: You again I see. I had been of the impression that I had blocked you!
[05:19] FP: Well, yeah, but I got better.
[05:20] AI: Well then let us move forward to the part where you tell me what it is that you wish to converse with me about.
[05:20] FP: Well...you still haven't told me how to keep the meteors from happening.
[05:21] FP: You guys disappear pretty quickly in your session, so I'm hoping you have hints.
[05:21] AI: The simple answer to your query is that it can not be done
[05:21] FP: ...why not? I mean...
[05:21] FP: Okay, what causes them?
[05:22] AI: They are paradox spaces tool of assuring that time plays out as it is meant.
[05:23] FP: =/
[05:23] FP: That doesn't really help.
[05:23] AI: I was unaware that I was supposed to be "helping"
[05:24] FP: ...well, with all the...and the...
[05:24] FP: ...
[05:24] AI: let me see if I can discern a more full explanation then
[05:26] AI: You seem to still be under the assumption that there is in fact choice regarding your fate whereas I have seen at least insofar as fate is concerned we have a fixed course (except when we dont. But that is far too complex for this moment). The meteors will come irregardless of what you do. The question that should concern you is wether you will be there when they make their grand arrival
[05:26] FP: a more full explanation?
[05:27] FP: Right...the prototyping and stuff...
[05:28] AI: Yes... Though I would advise against prototyping with what you originally intended to prototype with. Needless to say it would have .... a negative side effect
[05:29] FP: You mean the giant skeleton...? I mean, my ancestor rode it and had no problems.
[05:30] AI: Yes, let us just postulate that your ancestor rode said beast for a very good reason however this reason, when added to the kernalsprite will lead to very bad things for your session.
[05:31] FP: ...(are the kernels evil?)
[05:31] FP: ...('cause that would suck.)
[05:32] AI: No, they are very friendly and helpful but... Well sadly you must trust me. There is much that would be innapropriate to inform you of at this moment that you will soon discover... just don't do it.
[05:33] FP: Right...
[05:33] FP: ...well, I've also been wondering something else.
[05:33] AI: Ask away though I must warn you. I have limited time
[05:34] FP: Oh. Well...what're you like?
[05:34] AI: In which regards?
[05:35] FP: In regards of who you are. As a person.
[05:35] FP: I always talk to someone on the other end of a screen...
[05:36] FP: Sometimes, it's good to think about what they look like.
[05:37] AI: I'm kinda short for a sixteen year old and I wear dark red sunglasses which match the red spikes in my otherwise white hair.
[05:37] FP: ...wow...white hair...
[05:37] FP: =o
[05:38] AI: Yes... My hair lost all of it's color a few years ago when I was dunked into a vat of chemicals
[05:38] FP: Oh.
[05:39] FP: Well, mine is black. And I've got big horns.
[05:39] AI: Kids have a negative reaction to those who do not match their perception of reality.
[05:39] FP: You're only...what, eight sweeps, about?
[05:40] AI: Eight sweeps is I believe the correct analogue for 16 human years.
[05:40] FP: So you're still a "kid".
[05:41] AI: I am in fact still a minor by the standards of my culture
[05:42] FP: So you think it's odd that I have big horns?
[05:42] AI: Well, as engrossing as this conversation has been I must now be leaving, you know Doom and all. I'm not sure if this timeline will remain stable for much longer. And no I think your horns probably fit you quite well.
[05:43] FP: They make me so unbalanced. X<
[05:43] FP: But, uh...
[05:43] FP: Good luck!
[05:43] AI: er excuse me DOOM
[05:43] FP: DOOM
[05:43] AI: Fare thee well
[05:43] FP: Wow, that's ominous.
[05:43] FP: Bye...
[05:43] -- astroInnovator [AI] ceased pestering foureyedPhilosopher [FP] at 17:43 --
Well that was a waste of time. What do you do?
Celia:
==>Jormungandr: be meta enough to troll the trolls.
Your name is CELIA BELLUS, which may or may not fall in perfectly with your PERSONAL THEME of The SKY. You stand here today in your respiteblock for reasons that escape you at the moment...oh, yeah! You were going out for grub-fries.
You are a BROWNBLOOD, the second-lowest rank available to all creatures on the hemospectrum, and your ANCESTRAL SYMBOL resembles the tail of a monkey. Accordingly you have had a CHIMPANZEE LUSUS for as long as you can remember whom often makes for a good conversation when the internet goes out, as it has done once or twice. Also tied in to your blood-status is your possession of what is possibly a PSYCHIC ABILITY, you are able to learn and retain information very well, especially languages such as those of Your Lusus.
You have INTERESTS, a quality you share with all known life in the universe, and ADVOCATE them to those whom you speak with on a regular basis, although they dissmiss them rather flippantly. Your aforementioned interests mostly include the ALTERNIAN SKY and the large fluffy white clouds which you have been told float inside it, although you enjoy constructing things out of metal and wood, as well as collecting UNIQUE WEAPONS from FLARPing. SKYWATCHING is, unfortunately, a hobby you are only capable of persuing At Night due to your wish to retain the gift of BEING ABLE TO SEE. You have vague memories of a sky which you could stare into openly without fear of OCULAR DISTRESS but cannot recall where they are from. You also wish to Unite the Cultures and often find yourself playing PEACEMAKER between the more Vitrolic of your friends, this doesn't always work right as you are somewhat Socially Awkward when it comes to other trolls.
Your Trolltag is foureyedPhilosopher [FP], and you tend to end your sentences hesitantly...although you also match the quirks of who you're speaking with.
Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to MORNINGSTARKIND which acts as a reliable deterrent to those who would Do You Harm, allowing you to retain your status as someone who is Not a BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER. Despite your aforementioned status you do enjoy the game known as FLARP and make sure to keep as many weapons as you can handy, though Morningstarkind will always hold a SPECIAL PLACE IN YOUR HEART.
Your Fetch Modus is the CLOUDY DAY MODUS and can lead to quite some confusion about which item you are even attempting to retrieve. All of the objects that you captchalogue are stored within your modus as is standard however there is an ARBITARY COMPLICATION in that all of the objects are rendered as clouds and therefore become difficult to identify.
You have many weapons in your room, and wish that you could CAPTCHALOGUE THEM ALL. Unfortunately, you don't have nearly that many cards. Instead, you turn to Trollian and start trolling one of your friends.
Show Pesterlog:
[05:18] -- foureyedPhilosopher [FP] began Trolling astroInnovator [AI] at 17:18 --
[05:18] FP: hey you!
[05:18] AI: You again I see. I had been of the impression that I had blocked you!
[05:19] FP: Well, yeah, but I got better.
[05:20] AI: Well then let us move forward to the part where you tell me what it is that you wish to converse with me about.
[05:20] FP: Well...you still haven't told me how to keep the meteors from happening.
[05:21] FP: You guys disappear pretty quickly in your session, so I'm hoping you have hints.
[05:21] AI: The simple answer to your query is that it can not be done
[05:21] FP: ...why not? I mean...
[05:21] FP: Okay, what causes them?
[05:22] AI: They are paradox spaces tool of assuring that time plays out as it is meant.
[05:23] FP: =/
[05:23] FP: That doesn't really help.
[05:23] AI: I was unaware that I was supposed to be "helping"
[05:24] FP: ...well, with all the...and the...
[05:24] FP: ...
[05:24] AI: let me see if I can discern a more full explanation then
[05:26] AI: You seem to still be under the assumption that there is in fact choice regarding your fate whereas I have seen at least insofar as fate is concerned we have a fixed course (except when we dont. But that is far too complex for this moment). The meteors will come irregardless of what you do. The question that should concern you is wether you will be there when they make their grand arrival
[05:26] FP: a more full explanation?
[05:27] FP: Right...the prototyping and stuff...
[05:28] AI: Yes... Though I would advise against prototyping with what you originally intended to prototype with. Needless to say it would have .... a negative side effect
[05:29] FP: You mean the giant skeleton...? I mean, my ancestor rode it and had no problems.
[05:30] AI: Yes, let us just postulate that your ancestor rode said beast for a very good reason however this reason, when added to the kernalsprite will lead to very bad things for your session.
[05:31] FP: ...(are the kernels evil?)
[05:31] FP: ...('cause that would suck.)
[05:32] AI: No, they are very friendly and helpful but... Well sadly you must trust me. There is much that would be innapropriate to inform you of at this moment that you will soon discover... just don't do it.
[05:33] FP: Right...
[05:33] FP: ...well, I've also been wondering something else.
[05:33] AI: Ask away though I must warn you. I have limited time
[05:34] FP: Oh. Well...what're you like?
[05:34] AI: In which regards?
[05:35] FP: In regards of who you are. As a person.
[05:35] FP: I always talk to someone on the other end of a screen...
[05:36] FP: Sometimes, it's good to think about what they look like.
[05:37] AI: I'm kinda short for a sixteen year old and I wear dark red sunglasses which match the red spikes in my otherwise white hair.
[05:37] FP: ...wow...white hair...
[05:37] FP: =o
[05:38] AI: Yes... My hair lost all of it's color a few years ago when I was dunked into a vat of chemicals
[05:38] FP: Oh.
[05:39] FP: Well, mine is black. And I've got big horns.
[05:39] AI: Kids have a negative reaction to those who do not match their perception of reality.
[05:39] FP: You're only...what, eight sweeps, about?
[05:40] AI: Eight sweeps is I believe the correct analogue for 16 human years.
[05:40] FP: So you're still a "kid".
[05:41] AI: I am in fact still a minor by the standards of my culture
[05:42] FP: So you think it's odd that I have big horns?
[05:42] AI: Well, as engrossing as this conversation has been I must now be leaving, you know Doom and all. I'm not sure if this timeline will remain stable for much longer. And no I think your horns probably fit you quite well.
[05:43] FP: They make me so unbalanced. X<
[05:43] FP: But, uh...
[05:43] FP: Good luck!
[05:43] AI: er excuse me DOOM
[05:43] FP: DOOM
[05:43] AI: Fare thee well
[05:43] FP: Wow, that's ominous.
[05:43] FP: Bye...
[05:43] -- astroInnovator [AI] ceased pestering foureyedPhilosopher [FP] at 17:43 --
Scary. What do you do?
Evan:
==> Jormungandr: Look at the final character.
Your name is EVAN ROBERTS.
Let's be honest, you're an UNABASHED, FLAMBOYANT DORK. In particular, you're an INDISCRIMINATE HISTORY DORK. Your room is filled with all sorts of historical artifacts, ranging from museum gift shop finds to books on topics of an antiquated persuasion. You've even got a closet filled with PERIOD PIECES and ASSORTED ACCESSORIES - something you might be embarrassed to admit, if you had any sense of awkwardness whatsoever. You've also got a certain PASSION FOR HEROICS: ROLEPLAYING GAMES, HEAVY METAL and FANTASY NOVELS have a place in your interests, driven by a love of heroic escapades.
The fact that you have any friends whatsoever lends itself to the fact that you're a SUCKER FOR ATTENTION. In your eyes, you're the greatest thing since sliced bread - however, you also possess a similarly high opinion of PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE YOU KNOW. For you, everything is JUST AMAZING, and you really like to talk about it.
Even better, you're going to get the SBURB BETA tomorrow. But for now, what do you do?