Manic Monk Day

[Talya]

Manic Monk Day (Here's the original, for you young'uns. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAZgLcK5LzI))

It's six o'clock already
I'm just loading up GiantITP.
Yet another argument
"This should be Tier 6." "I think Tier 3."
Though I've seen it all before
I guess it's kinda really not that bad
'Cause when Monday comes along
It's always déja vu like you've never had

It's just another manic Monk day
I wish it were steampunk day...
Or Dungeons & Dreamboats hunk day! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234311)
That's "I'll be in my bunk" day
It's just another manic Monk day

Have to smack my tired brain
Explaining how they are so M.A.D.
And the lack of feature synergy
Makes an optimizer really sad
'Cause if you can run really fast
You can't use your Flurry of Blows
And you can't hit anything anyway
And so just rack up more zeros

It's just another manic Monk day
I wish it were steampunk day...
Or Dungeons & Dreamboats hunk day!
My "I'll be in my bunk"-day
It's just another manic Monk day

All the classes - why did you have to pick this one to
Take V.O.P.?
Doesn't it matter that you've gone from weak to useless
By just taking two feats
But you tell me in your forum voice
"Monks are really wizardkilling ploys."
(Timestop, facepalm,
forcecage and cloudkill...)*

It's just another manic Monk day
I wish it were steampunk day...
Or Dungeons & Dreamboats hunk day!
That's "I'll be in my bunk"-day
It's just another manic Monk day


*There are far more efficient and reliable means of handling that. I just had to meet a syllable count.

[Snowbluff]

Death to the anti-DnD monks! They want you to not have fun! :smalltongue:

Is Monkday on Thursday?

[Talya]

Death to the anti-DnD monks! They want you to not have fun! :smalltongue:

Is Monkday on Thursday?

No, but I wasn't waiting to post it!

[Snowbluff]

No, but I wasn't waiting to post it!

Nice job, but your video link isn't working. It got youtube-lawed.

[Talya]

doesn't work in your country? Yeah, that's a problem. Works here, of course.

[Snowbluff]

doesn't work in your country? Yeah, that's a problem. Works here, of course.

I'm in the US, so you might want to get one that works here. :smalltongue:

[Flickerdart]

doesn't work in your country? Yeah, that's a problem. Works here, of course.
Don't listen to the Americans, the link works for me and that's all that matters. Long live the Queen!

[Callin]

Took me a sec to realize what you were doing. Then I sang the whole thing hahahahaha.:smallbiggrin:

[Talya]

Took me a sec to realize what you were doing. Then I sang the whole thing hahahahaha.:smallbiggrin:

If you like singing those types of songs, click the "We didn't cast the [Fire]" link in my signature. :)

[Karnith]

If you like singing those types of songs, click the "We didn't cast the [Fire]" link in my signature. :)
Or any of the other songs in this old thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198167).

[Callin]

OMG. I saw the link awhile ago and We Didnt Start the Fire was the first thing to pop into my head. I love that song. (31 btw so long live the 80's)

[Talya]

Or any of the other songs in this old thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198167).

Ooooh. I missed that one...

[Palanan]

Work of brilliance. Thing of beauty.



I laughed when I saw the thread title, because I loved that song back in the day. (Yes, my memory reaches back even to the Elder Days.) And laughed some more when I saw where you were going with it.

"I'll be in my bunk"-day takes the cake. You have a talent for this.

:smalltongue:

[A_S]

Excellent.

I can expect an upload of you singing it soon, right?

[Palanan]

I was about to say, the next step is to record some of these. YouTube was made for this sort of thing.

:smallbiggrin:

[Kuulvheysoon]

doesn't work in your country? Yeah, that's a problem. Works here, of course.


Don't listen to the Americans, the link works for me and that's all that matters. Long live the Queen!

Link works over here too. All hail the Great White North.

[Snowbluff]

I was about to say, the next step is to record some of these. YouTube was made for this sort of thing.

:smallbiggrin:NO it is not. If the originator makes a legal claim on your work, regardless of parody, Youtube's Terms of Service allows them to seize/monetize/discard it as they see fit. Regardless of actual copyright law.


Link works over here too. All hail the Great White North.Well, now I see the attitude here. Goodbye. :smalltongue:

[Flickerdart]

Well, now I see the attitude here. Goodbye. :smalltongue:
Do not think for a second that you can escape. Come, consume the sacred poutine, and become one of us!

[nedz]

Don't listen to the Americans, the link works for me and that's all that matters. Long live the Queen!
Works over here too — God save the Queen

Or any of the other songs in this old thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198167).
Now that's what I call a thread derail.

[nedz]

I don't like Monkdays (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2I84-A9duY)

The class features inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna play a monk today
She's gonna make them play a swordsage
And the OP doesn't understand it
He always said the class was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-ow?

Tell me why
I dont like Monkdays
Tell me why
I dont like Monkdays
Tell me why
I dont like Monkdays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole class down

The OP's thread is kept so keen
And it types to a waiting playground
And the pixie feels so shocked
Halflings world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little PC
Sweet all 16s ain't that peachy OP
Now they ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need?
Oh Oh Oh Oh

Tell me why
I don't like Monkdays
Tell me why
I don't like Monkdays
Tell me why
I don't like Monkdays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole class down, down, down, shoot it all down

And all the playings stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the feats a while
And threads out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the MAD cackles
And the flurry misses
(With the problems of the how's and why's)
And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die?
Oh Oh Oh

Tell me why
I don't like Monkdays
Tell me why
I don't like Monkdays
Tell me why
I don't like
I don't like (Tell me why)
I don't like Monkdays
Tell me why
I don't like
I don't like (Tell me why)
I don't like Monkdays
Tell me why
I don't like Monkdays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole class down

[Palanan]

Clever, but I much prefer Talya's version.