Continuity's Grave

[Sneak]

This is Continuity's grave. It lies on a small, peacefull hill with a single tree overlooking a gurgling stream.

Lay a flower on it every time Continuity dies.

[AmberVael]

((Only Sneak... only Sneak...
*laughs so hard he falls off his chair*))

[Sneak]

Sneak walks up, puts a half-withered bunch of roses on the grave, and walks away again.

[Blood]

((Who's Continuity, then Sneak, your former favorite alcoholic drink? :smallwink:))

[Kalbereth]

Imagine Markan falling on the ground and rolling down the hill laughing.

In his wake, bright red roses go flying up and are scattered over the hillside.

[Jacklu]

Jacklu approaches the grave in reverent silence. Sleep my sweet prince, this world was not ready for you... *Drops a single flower* Wait, the flower was actually a goat! Darn it! there it goes again... ((All I can say is, Its about time someone laid continuity to rest! Maybe now we can get stuff done without all the "But Fire elementals can't fly!" this, and "How are you alive? You can't have that feat!" that. Thank you Sneak. Only someone as serious as you could do what needed to be done. :biggrin:))

[phoenixineohp]

Phoenixineohp appears with a rose in hand.
"Wait, I should be in a building before I do this." She vanishes.

[Sneak]

Sneak walks up, puts another rose on the grave, and vanishes.

[Xerillum]

Xerillum pours flowers on the grave.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death heads places a black rose on the grave. He still claims it to be a ability of one who is omnipresent though*

[Sneak]

Sneak sneaks up to the grave, looks around to make sure no one is watching, and then scoops up all the flowers placed on the grave. He departs, carrying them in his arms so that he'll have a good supply of them to put on the grave.

He has a feeling that he'll need them.

[Xerillum]

[enthus.]Ha ha ha. very funny, sneak.[/enthus.]

[Sneak]

(( Er...thanks? ))

[Xerillum]

((forgot the enthusiasm!))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama shows up and looks at the grave in puzzlement* "how is it you have a grave while the RAW continues to go unburied but mercilessly tortured and beaten every day?"

*he sees that all the tasty flowers are gone and meanders away*

[Kalbereth]

Markan tosses half a dozen roses on the grave. "With this tournament going, those are gonna be needed..." he chuckles.

[Xerillum]

A sperm whale falls from the sky, lands on the grave, and spills flowers out.

[The Orange Zergling]

A bowl of peteunas (sp?) materializes in the sky and rapidly falls towards the grave. It sighs and says; Oh no, not again.... The bowl of peteunas crashes on the grave and breaks.

[McBish]

((*Looks around for Arthur Dent*))

[Rumda]

A couch flies in knocking the mess out of the way and vanishes

[Destro_Yersul]

The Heart of Gold appears overhead. It quickly vanishes again, but not befor it begins snowing very small daffodils on the grave.

[Jacklu]

A large pile of dean weasels fall from the sky and begin to pile up. They suddenly explode into a million flower petals.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

^((Ah so that's what happens in the 6th book))

[churchofbanjo]

Bel'Gaer flys solemnly up the hill. He places a large daffodil upon the grave, before crying, "YES! Out with continuity, in with the Chaos and Fun! No more restrictions, no more rules! Whoopee!" He then turns the flower into a badger, and flys off.

[Penguinizer]

Then from the sky materialises the most extra ordinary space ship in the universe. The Starship Heart of Gold, bearing with it the infinite inpropability drive. Out from it steps a cool froody guy who really knows where his towel is.

*Puts a box of flowers on the grave*

[Xerillum]

Anakin walks onto the grave, melts into a puddle, reforms into a blue chimpanzee, and presses the small button on his tofu moon. it drops seven flowers onto the grave.

[Jacklu]

A floating basket of misspelled fortune cookies drifts over the grave and begins to spray it with melted beef patties. The meat juice erupts into a burning mess and soon the flames have burned the entire hill to nothing but daffodils.

[TheHawk]

A space ship crashes into the grave, exploding into millions of rats who squeal and become a ninja who then eats himself.
A single flower falls to the ground as normal people everywhere sob at the great loss experienced.

[Destro_Yersul]

A neutrino hits a neutrino. This neutrino hits another neutrino. This continues for a good few seconds. The end result is that a pant grows an extra leaf. This species of plant spreads seeds all over the world, and quickly becomes the dominant variety. The hill is now covered with four leaf clovers.

[AmberVael]

And then:
The cheese stood alone.

[McBish]

Haha, Scorched I want a cookie. Also here are some flowers for poor continuity.

[DarkHunter]

A spectre appears and places a rose with a label

"Placed by the fourth of three attackers against a party"

[Jacklu]

A few more flowers for the grave.

[Sneak]

(( I once got a fortune cookie that said "You will be showered with good luch." ))

Good luch and flowers rain down on the gravestone.

[Bookman]

Bookman appears from no where and lays a flower for the night and day paradox within the Town.

[Rockphed]

A drunken moose walks up the hill. Seeing flowers, it starts to belch the town anthem. In swahili.

[Lord Magtok]

A flower with no stem, petals, leaves, bud, pollen, etc.,
falls from nowhere onto Continuity's grave.

[Destro_Yersul]

A large container truck backs up next to the grave. The container tilts back and the back doors swing open, showering 3 metric tonnes worth of flowers on the grave.

[Daedrous Avari]

Roflcopter from Half-Wit puts LOL flowers on the grave.

[Mr Teufel]

A fat young man drives up in his deadbeat car, "Jesus Saves, Takes half Damage" sticker on the bumper. He pours himself out the door and waddles up, huffing with effort. He carefully places a Wii controller on the grave.

He looks at the grave, arms folded, frowning. He sighs. He then turns, a quarter turn at a time, until he faces the car, and waddles back. Jonathon Coulter blares from his radio as he drives off, gears grinding.

[Graklok]

Continuity runs by screaming.

!!!!!!!HHHHHHGGGGGUUUUUAAAAA

[Kyrian]

A CPN sticks in his leg to trip Continuity.

[Rockphed]

A small bowl of nachos offers itself up to continuity.

[Graklok]

A CPN sticks in his leg to trip Continuity.

((I just about killed myself choking on soda when I read that Kyrian. :smallamused: ))

[Kyrian]

((I just about killed myself choking on soda when I read that Kyrian. :smallamused: ))

((Hey, no dying.))

[DarkHunter]

Fendran trots in and places two flowers:

One to get him out of being a hellhound, and another for Atreyu who never moved the kids.

[Lorith]

*Lorith walks up and somberly places a large bunch of flowers made from Nachos on the grave* Ahhh dear Continuity, you will be missed... *Lorith then looks over at the site of the soon to be dug gravesites for "sanity" and the "rules"

[Madmal]

Mal approaches the grave carrying a bouquet of flowers. he gently leaves them in front of the tombstone before removing his cloack, and leaving

[Xaspian]

Pelgof kneels by the grave and weeps, for he feelsthe pain of loss deeply. For his crimes, and for the death of contunuity, he weeps.

[Penguinizer]

A penguin falls from the sky, cathcing continuity flat footed and sneak attacking continuity for 35 damage.

[Castaras]

Nobody puts a flower on the grave.

So does Somebody.

Somebody says "Anybody can put a flower on now"

Anybody walks over and puts the flower on the grave.

Everybody comes running over, and puts three white roses on the grave. All four of these people then walk off.

[Lord Magtok]

An android army deposits a vast sum of flowers for continuity, then realize that they are actually in the slums, and not here.

[Sneak]

An angel comes up and watches the grave for a while, tears running freely down its face. "Poor continuity...he never had a chance..."

[GuesssWho]

A two-headed guy puts a flower on the grave. "Wait, aren't we over that?" asks a robot. "No, don't answer, it'll only depress me."
"Like you aren't depressed already? Anyway, this IS the grave of continuity!"

[Deus Mortus]

Tinderhall shows up and drops a few flowers, ignoring he isn't even here.

[Meynolds]

Chance suddenly appears on the hill, counts his flowers, and drops them on the grave. One extra because he is still at the Mage's Guild.

Then vanishes.

[Castaras]

Fus wanders over and sits by the grave. He gets polymorphed into a crabapple tree, which showers flower petals onto the grave

[Renrik]

A group of GSA volunteers, holding hands with dwarves, drive up a dump truck filled with flowers and burry the grave in them.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe, Devlin, Amy, Jennifer, and the Elite Beat Agents come up, carrying armfuls of flowers.

I'm.... so sorry. I had no idea...
It's a sad fact...
At least we're all here.
No matter what happened to bring us all together.
You're the meaning in my life...you're the inspiration.

They dump the flowers and leave.

[Castaras]

A spider crawls on to the grave, leaving a small piece of fungal growth.

[Deathcow]

A flower appears on the grave, then Ba'el appears and puts it there.

Ba'el teleports back to Hangman Hill, where he was this whole time.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu comes in with a dozen roses.* "Here. I've lost track recently. One for not being very CE when I'm supposed to be CE. One for being in 2 or 3 places at once. Here, better have about 4 for that. Ummm.....you know what? I'll just take a few back for Pxp and I'll leave about 8 in honor of your shattered self."

[NecroPaladin]

Namesake, who is right now in 2 places at once, plants a flower. Then picks it, but the flower is still there. And plants. And picks but it's still there. Thus, he increases the flowers exponentially. He goes *foof!* and reappears in Trog's.

[phoenixineohp]

((^ Cute Atreyu!))

Phoenixineohp's player appears. She looks around nervously and quickly places three flowers on the grave.
"For the two earlier and for yesterdays. I'm sorry I didn't realize it till it was too late."

She sets down another one.
"And this is for me doing this... or maybe I should give it to the fourth wall."
She ponders this before disappearing again.

[Castaras]

* Carefully puts down a flower, then fades away again *

[Saurous]

Both Saurous and Ctrazt come to the grave. Saurous places a dead flower on the grave. He mumbles something about not being good with plants. He then disappears, heading back to the Mages guild. Ctrazt glances around to make sure no one is watching, and then urinates on Continuity's grave. He then also disappears.

[GuesssWho]

Sasic and Scylla appear.
"These flowers are for all we have ever done before."
"And all we shall do in the future."
And they leave without placing any flowers.
{LOL!}

[Deadly]

A small bird lands on the grave with a rose. It drops the rose, then flies off again

[Nevrmore]

The strange automaton Nomos walks up to the grave, a flower in hand.

"While I do not understand why the death of a flower is needed, I shall honor you, O God of Continuity." He says, dropping the uprooted plant into the evergrowing pile. Nomos disappears afterwards.

[Renrik]

Renrik puts a bushel of roses on the grave

A contingent of GSA soldiers bury the grave in tulips.

[Exachix]

Exachix's player appears and places a flower there, before dissapearing.

[Nevrmore]

Father Lues appears at the grave and sets a small seed next to it. As he leaves, the seed sprouts into a large flower.

[Meynolds]

An arrow with a flower attached to it flies in and lands near the grave. It has "Moon" written on it.

[Castaras]

Castaras makes her way over to the grave. She stares at the headstone. A drop of her blood lands on the headstone, sprouting into moss which creates a flowery motif over the headstone. She puts a strange underground flower in the dirt nearby, and walks away.

[Xaspian]

The Pigeon flaps past, and relieving himself on the gravestone.

[Therarde]

Several flowers fall on the grave for multiple reasons. Partly because the flowers in question were frogs seconds ago.

[Warpfire]

Nathaniel walks up and plants a flower on the grave for being in two places at once with no applicable explanation. Realizing he's now in three places at once, he puts down another flower.

And then another when he realizes he didn't have either of those flowers. And another for that flower which he previously did not have, and another and another and another until he explodes into flowers which slowly drift downwards to land on the grave.

[Nekulor]

Nekulor, Silas, and Seridur all come and place various items. A book, a flower, and a semi-undead squirrel. Oddly, all three are being chased by the fourth wall for this violation, and suddenly disappear to their respective places at this time.

[NecroPaladin]

Clergyman State AND Namesake the Necropaladin drop a flower (State's is a black rose, Namesake's is a white tulip) on the grave, despite being the same person.

Kapooof!

And they're gone.

[Xaspian]

A shadow hovers over the grave, and Pelgof drops a flower on it, on his way backwards in time from the swamp to Trog's.

[Nekulor]

*drops about 40 flowers from his zero-point weapon platform, then leaves before he showed up*