Kevingway
2013-06-10, 05:04 PM
Abstractly pulling together the Drunken Master, Kensai, and Hulking Hurler (among other things), I'm starting to get a vicious idea. What if you could use the planet as an improvised weapon?
Naturally you'd have to be able to lift the planet, and I'm not entirely sure how you would go about doing that outside of PunPun, but I'm assuming that you would just take massive penalties on your attack roll due to it being way out of your size category no matter what you are. However, for attempting to wield the weapon as a Drunken Master would at level 4, this weapon would be considered a reach weapon, meaning if you're hugging the ground, you threaten every single person on the planet for the purposes of the Mage Slayer feat and, well, just about anything else.
Here's my favorite part: if you roll a natural 1 on an attack with an improvised weapon, the weapon breaks. Yes, simply by hugging the planet, you may accidentally break the planet.
As ridiculous as this sounds, I'm sure it's in no way possible, but mulling the idea around in my head made me laugh.
Naturally you'd have to be able to lift the planet, and I'm not entirely sure how you would go about doing that outside of PunPun, but I'm assuming that you would just take massive penalties on your attack roll due to it being way out of your size category no matter what you are. However, for attempting to wield the weapon as a Drunken Master would at level 4, this weapon would be considered a reach weapon, meaning if you're hugging the ground, you threaten every single person on the planet for the purposes of the Mage Slayer feat and, well, just about anything else.
Here's my favorite part: if you roll a natural 1 on an attack with an improvised weapon, the weapon breaks. Yes, simply by hugging the planet, you may accidentally break the planet.
As ridiculous as this sounds, I'm sure it's in no way possible, but mulling the idea around in my head made me laugh.