Techmagss
2013-06-20, 02:58 PM
So me and my friends were playing a mystery game
Here's how it went
DM: A tricky and particularly comedic guy, also known as VIMH (Voicr in my Head)
Level ones
Me: Lizardfolk named Thain, ranger
Other guy: Barbarian named Orkilat, Orc
DM: You reawaken in the wine cellar (place we started). The door that Orkilat blown off it's hinges is still blown off.
Me: Cheap bastards.. VIMH, we're just gonna lose anyway.
DM: I gave you a clue already. Think about what he said 'The voice sounds strangely familiar..' "Eeeheehee, back to the wine cellar with you."
Me: Hmm, perhaps the barkeep? Or the guard?
Ork: But how the hell are we supposed to fight someone who can FLOOD AN ENTIRE TOWN WITH SEWAGE WATER AND SET HOUSES ON FIRE?! He's at least a level 14 sorcerer or wizard!
Me: And Ork's character is stupid, so how is he to work it out?
DM: Think!
Me: Barge out the Inn, deciding to check the burned down houses, when a wild thought appears!
Me: Hey VIMH, you're not doing the Scooby Doo thing, are you?
DM: DINGDINGDING! 100 points!
Me: Always the least likely suspect... The barkeep!
We head back inside the bar.
DM: The barkeep takes a look at you, then tries to flee out the door!
Me: SHOOT HIM WITH AN ARROW! 16+5, crit hit! 27 damage! (composite longbow)
DM: He throws aside the cloak he wears just as he is stru-
Me: Hey DM, I got a critical hit, right?
DM: Uh-huh.
Me: well... INSTANT KILL ATTACK ROLL! 15+5! YES! INSTANT KILL!
DM: ... ... do you enjoy ruining campaigns? erhhhh
Me: Eh, no.
Orkilat: Let's take the body to the guards!
Me: Good idea.
DM: ugh. You return the body to the guards, who thank you for your help and reward you with 100gp each.
Me: And xp?
DM: Well, I think you both deserve a level up. I mean,you took down a caster who could cast level 8 spells.
Ding!
Me: Sweet! I'd like to thank Ork for being cannon fodder, (Ork: My pleasure.) and VIMH for his hints...
Here's how it went
DM: A tricky and particularly comedic guy, also known as VIMH (Voicr in my Head)
Level ones
Me: Lizardfolk named Thain, ranger
Other guy: Barbarian named Orkilat, Orc
DM: You reawaken in the wine cellar (place we started). The door that Orkilat blown off it's hinges is still blown off.
Me: Cheap bastards.. VIMH, we're just gonna lose anyway.
DM: I gave you a clue already. Think about what he said 'The voice sounds strangely familiar..' "Eeeheehee, back to the wine cellar with you."
Me: Hmm, perhaps the barkeep? Or the guard?
Ork: But how the hell are we supposed to fight someone who can FLOOD AN ENTIRE TOWN WITH SEWAGE WATER AND SET HOUSES ON FIRE?! He's at least a level 14 sorcerer or wizard!
Me: And Ork's character is stupid, so how is he to work it out?
DM: Think!
Me: Barge out the Inn, deciding to check the burned down houses, when a wild thought appears!
Me: Hey VIMH, you're not doing the Scooby Doo thing, are you?
DM: DINGDINGDING! 100 points!
Me: Always the least likely suspect... The barkeep!
We head back inside the bar.
DM: The barkeep takes a look at you, then tries to flee out the door!
Me: SHOOT HIM WITH AN ARROW! 16+5, crit hit! 27 damage! (composite longbow)
DM: He throws aside the cloak he wears just as he is stru-
Me: Hey DM, I got a critical hit, right?
DM: Uh-huh.
Me: well... INSTANT KILL ATTACK ROLL! 15+5! YES! INSTANT KILL!
DM: ... ... do you enjoy ruining campaigns? erhhhh
Me: Eh, no.
Orkilat: Let's take the body to the guards!
Me: Good idea.
DM: ugh. You return the body to the guards, who thank you for your help and reward you with 100gp each.
Me: And xp?
DM: Well, I think you both deserve a level up. I mean,you took down a caster who could cast level 8 spells.
Ding!
Me: Sweet! I'd like to thank Ork for being cannon fodder, (Ork: My pleasure.) and VIMH for his hints...