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Techmagss
2013-06-20, 02:58 PM
So me and my friends were playing a mystery game
Here's how it went


DM: A tricky and particularly comedic guy, also known as VIMH (Voicr in my Head)

Level ones

Me: Lizardfolk named Thain, ranger

Other guy: Barbarian named Orkilat, Orc


DM: You reawaken in the wine cellar (place we started). The door that Orkilat blown off it's hinges is still blown off.

Me: Cheap bastards.. VIMH, we're just gonna lose anyway.

DM: I gave you a clue already. Think about what he said 'The voice sounds strangely familiar..' "Eeeheehee, back to the wine cellar with you."

Me: Hmm, perhaps the barkeep? Or the guard?

Ork: But how the hell are we supposed to fight someone who can FLOOD AN ENTIRE TOWN WITH SEWAGE WATER AND SET HOUSES ON FIRE?! He's at least a level 14 sorcerer or wizard!

Me: And Ork's character is stupid, so how is he to work it out?

DM: Think!

Me: Barge out the Inn, deciding to check the burned down houses, when a wild thought appears!

Me: Hey VIMH, you're not doing the Scooby Doo thing, are you?

DM: DINGDINGDING! 100 points!

Me: Always the least likely suspect... The barkeep!
We head back inside the bar.

DM: The barkeep takes a look at you, then tries to flee out the door!

Me: SHOOT HIM WITH AN ARROW! 16+5, crit hit! 27 damage! (composite longbow)

DM: He throws aside the cloak he wears just as he is stru-

Me: Hey DM, I got a critical hit, right?

DM: Uh-huh.

Me: well... INSTANT KILL ATTACK ROLL! 15+5! YES! INSTANT KILL!

DM: ... ... do you enjoy ruining campaigns? erhhhh

Me: Eh, no.

Orkilat: Let's take the body to the guards!

Me: Good idea.

DM: ugh. You return the body to the guards, who thank you for your help and reward you with 100gp each.

Me: And xp?

DM: Well, I think you both deserve a level up. I mean,you took down a caster who could cast level 8 spells.

Ding!

Me: Sweet! I'd like to thank Ork for being cannon fodder, (Ork: My pleasure.) and VIMH for his hints...

KillianHawkeye
2013-06-20, 03:23 PM
And once again, this is why instant death houserules just aren't cool. :smallfrown::smallsigh: