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Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 01:13 PM

Inside the building there are many people at various desks. They all have something in common, a badge. This badge certifies that they are members of a squad developed and devoted to doing just one thing, stopping crime. They are the GUFIPOLICE.

As you walk into the [Foyer] you can see a large doorway on the right in what you're sure is an outside wall. Looking through it you can see a set of metal stairs leading down to some more cells. A sign above the doorway says
Cell Block ExtensionA sign over the front desk reads
Amulets of Trueseeing in Operation. Please leave Lies and Illusions at the doorBehind and to one side of the desk in Captain Iames's office, there is a glowing white portal which leads to his planar realm (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28068).

I will update this as often as I can, but please remember that it may not be current.

The Rules:
If the police get evidence on a crime, and are able to track down the criminal, then we arrest him. The suspect will be in jail for a period of time according to the crime, after which the criminal will be released back into town. Due to rights for a speedy trial, the criminal will be held at max for 48 hours in the station if we can't settle it in court.

If the a criminal makes a successful hit, they will PM the person attacked with evidence. The person hit will only be able to tell us of the evidence. Outright attacks will lead to outright arrests.

{table="head"]The Crime|The Punishment|The Bail
Murder|24 hours|5,500gp per victim
Assault|24 hours|700gp
Resisting Arrest|12 hours|300gp
Vigilanteism/Impersonating an officer|12 hours|500gp
Torture|36 hours|11,000gp
Theft|24 hours or until return of item|Payment for item
Desecration/Vandalism|Community service to repair/clean up of building or desecrated place|200gp
Jay walking|Must spend time walking with 'Conan' to make up for it.|100gp

To Report A Crime
GUFIPOLICE members will be identified by a badge in their signature. Anyone posting information in the station without a badge will be considered giving us a 'tip', but if the evidence is not collected by the GUFIPOLICE, it can not be submitted as evidence. Please LINK to the thread where the crime was committed. We play this as real time, so if we enter the building after the crime, all we can do is collect evidence/statements to prove the crime. If we are in the building while the crime is happening, that officer may make an arrest on the spot. If a crime happens, and there is no officer around, then the police don't know (although we may read OOC) that a crime happened.

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To Kill An Officer
Also, to murder a member of the police (since we can make arrests on the spot) we agree to abide by the following rules for kills. Normal murders would be the evidence searching thing, but hits on police officers would be different.

1 hit: Arrested
2 hits: Both arrested
3 hits: Police choose one person to arrest, the organization the suspect belongs to (mafia/troupe/temple/horde/gang who decided to group together to make a police kill) members choose another one to be arrested by the police
4 hits: Police choose one person to arrest
5 hits: Organization choose one person to be taken by the police
6 hits: Everyone involved in the attack goes free
10+ hits: every goes free, 3 (Organization chooses who) of the participants cannot be arrested for the next crime they commit.

This must be hits in a row, if a random poster pops in and interrupts the hit, it stops the attack. Also one person = one hit, so for 3+ hits to happen, 3 different members have to attack. The officer being attacked will not have the option to interupt the hits, but may identify the people attacking them to another arresting officer.

To Become An Officer
To join the GUFIPOLICE force, either find the Captain or a Detective (see below) to swear you in. A police officer will receive weekly pay of 100gp, weapons (of your choice), weapon repair, and riot gear, a desk at the station, and room and board in the station barracks should they want to.
Senior Officers receive no pay increase, but have authority over other officers (within reason). Sergeants receive 125gp/week, have authority over Officers and Senior Officers, and can deputize citizens during an arrest, while Detectives in the force receive pay of 150gp each week, have authority over the lower ranks, may deputize citizens and swear in new officers, and handle police station political matters should the captain be off duty.

Our motto:

Officers of GUFIPOLICE
Please report crimes to any of the following officers.
{table]Captain Lord Iames Osari (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=11054)|Taking charge of the force in name at last.
Detective Narfang (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=593)|Diversity at the police force just took another step in the right direction.
Sergeant Verdandi (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=14352)|A dandy officer if we ever had one, but don't think you can handle her just because she's pretty.
Officer Rydia (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=17863)|Bringing a lady's touch to a station filled with men and fairies...?
Officer Aerin Hitomi (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=7706)|A fiery red head, with emphasis on the "fiery".
Officer Al the Mutt (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=12087)|With a nose that knows, he's taking a bite out of crime.
Officer Mik the Trainer (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=7835)|Needs police training.
Officer Daedrous Avari (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=3122)|With a blade like that, you know the crime rate's gonna be slashed.
Officer Secret Agent Stick Omega (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=20067)|From another dimension, he's got gadgets galore.
Officer Babhdan (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=15270)|What is up with that h?
Officer Gutbok (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=20624)|Another victory for diversity.
Officer Silas (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=20772)|A mysterious man whose hands turn into weapons. Think he's unarmed? Think again!
Officer Hawk Geldof (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=20794)|A former military man, he knows how to lay down the law.

Internal Discipline
Officers who are discovered to be neglectful or willfully derelict in their duty will be subject to disciplinary action on a three-strikes system. Infractions last for 1 month, and on officer who commits three infractions within a month will have his badge taken away, his powers as an officer revoked, and be asked to leave the force.

{table]Captain Lord Iames Osari|No Infractions
Detective Narfang|No Infractions
Sergeant Verdandi|No Infractions
Officer Rydia|No Infractions
Officer Aerin Hitomi|No Infractions
Officer Al the Mutt|No Infractions
Officer Mik the Trainer|No Infractions
Officer Daedrous Avari|2 Infractions: Willfully derelict in his duty, obstructing a fellow officer in attempting to fulifll her duty; Dec-06-06
Officer Secret Agent Stick Omega|No Infractions
Officer Babhdan|No Infractions
Officer Gutbok|No Infractions
Officer Silas|No Infractions
Officer Hawk Geldof|Maltreatment of a prisoner; Jan-02-07

Current Cases
{table]Yokata (murder of Godric, assualt on Thecla, Resist Arrest, Theft)|http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29085, http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1720461#post1720461
Vahlziir (NPC murders, resist arrest, jail break, contempt of court)|http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29085&page=18[/URL]
Ares (assualt on Mik)|http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17661&page=25 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...=29094&page=32)
Kenyon (3 assualt (Marshal, Verdandi, Aerin), resist arrest)|[URL]http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17656&page=17
Jonnadiah (numerous charges)|http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1716003&postcount=676[/table]
Fairies Godric, Ravina, Krista, and Feorwyn are about the station to help take statements, open cells to release prisoners after time is served, and make fresh pots of coffee for waiting persons. Please use as you feel necessary. Godric -he has a superiority attitude, Ravina -she only to happy to help and will give you flowers, Feorwyn - She is pretty darn surly for a lady, and Krista -she just wants to get the work done and is always running around hecticly.

Cell Block
All cells in the station and the cell block are made of reinforced adamantine and enchanted to block all use of magic and psionics inside them.

{table]Cell 1|Currently Empty|Cell 21|Currently Empty|Cell 41|Currently Empty
Cell 2|Currently Empty|Cell 22|Currently Empty|Cell 42|Currently Empty
Cell 3|Eralin|Cell 23|Currently Empty|Cell 43|Currently Empty
Cell 4|Currently Empty|Cell 24|Currently Empty|Cell 44|Currently Empty
Cell 5|Currently Empty|Cell 25|Currently Empty|Cell 45|Currently Empty
Cell 6|Currently Empty|Cell 26|Currently Empty|Cell 46|Currently Empty
Cell 7|Currently Empty|Cell 27|Currently Empty|Cell 47|Currently Empty
Cell 8|Currently Empty|Cell 28|Currently Empty|Cell 48|Currently Empty
Cell 9|Currently Empty|Cell 29|Currently Empty|Cell 49|Currently Empty
Cell 10|Currently Empty|Cell 30|Currently Empty|Cell 50|Currently Empty
Cell 11|Currently Empty|Cell 31|Currently Empty|Cell 51|Currently Empty
Cell 12|Currently Empty|Cell 32|Currently Empty|Cell 52|Currently Empty
Cell 13|Currently Empty|Cell 33|Currently Empty|Cell 53|Currently Empty
Cell 14|Currently Empty|Cell 34|Currently Empty|Cell 54|Currently Empty
Cell 15|Currently Empty|Cell 35|Currently Empty|Cell 55|Currently Empty
Cell 16|Currently Empty|Cell 36|Currently Empty|Cell 56|Currently Empty
Cell 17|Currently Empty|Cell 37|Currently Empty|Cell 57|Currently Empty
Cell 18|Currently Empty|Cell 38|Currently Empty|Cell 58|Currently Empty
Cell 19|Currently Empty|Cell 39|Currently Empty|Cell 59|Currently Empty
Cell 20|Currently Empty|Cell 40|Currently Empty|Cell 60|Currently Empty[/table]

Bed 1: Currently Empty
Bed 2: Currently Empty
Bed 3: Currently Empty
Bed 5: Currently Empty

This is for temporary storage of bodies until resurrection or burial can be arranged
Current Occupants - the man (played by Devian), the man killed by Magtok

Inactive Officers
Captain Red Thing (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=4960)|Mysteriously absent.
Captain Supagoof|Retired
Detective Marrik|Gnome Armies beware the statue of justice!
Detective Reijas & Sargeant Wren|Don't mess with the toad.
Detective Ryshan Ynrith|That's Detective-Professor Ryshan Ynrith to you. Officer Tink'r Bell|She just emptied a bag a pixie dust, the most powerful magic known, but is she out... You gotta ask yourself one question - Are you feeling lucky punk? Well, are ya?
Officer Ceika Ceiblayde|MIA Officer.
Officer Pop Goes The Evil Horse|Make your withdrawels legally.
Officer Ghost Humanoid|Ex-Mafia turned lawful.
Officer Kylee#5|One of the 6 who didn't commit a crime....yet
Officer ArkonXY|Drow Power.
Officer LostInBrittany|Here comes the LiB!
Officer Gezina|Clouded in form, not in judgement.
Officer Salty|Pirates beware.
Officer The Lawyer|Yes, he can arrest you and then prosecute you, or defend you..wait I'm confused...
Officer Tank|As in the vehicle, not the aquarium.
Officer Scath|He's got the brawn
Officer Bri'el|While he has the brains
Officer Ilev|Just because he has an axe doesn't mean he's a barbarian, but he sure hits like one.

2006-12-07, 01:22 PM
McBish comes back and looks around for someone in charge.
He spots Gordric standing around mumbling something about stupid PC's, and heads over to him. Excuse me, I just thought I should report the fact that there is a ship on the beach. And on this ship there are many, many dead bodies.
Right then, I'll inform an officer.
Ok. McBish leaves and heads to Trog's.

2006-12-07, 03:56 PM
An avatar of Ares appears.

"Looking for someone by the name, Iames. Tell him there's some moron that for no reason whatsoever attempted to attack me, and has been destroying buildings at random."

((Will get linky later, going to work.))

2006-12-07, 04:00 PM
((oro? when did the kender attack ares? its only attacked out of self-defence, so far. but it defends itself against people who try and stop it from dismantleing said buildings, but meh.))

2006-12-07, 04:03 PM
((Actually, you've got competition. This is another person, see the Slums))

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 04:40 PM
There is now a veritable army of celestials working all at once, and progress is moving along at an incredibe pace. Iames looks up at the sound of explosions. Keep working, I'll be back. His eyes glow as he manifests schism, then psionic fly, and flies off.

2006-12-07, 04:52 PM
A gnome walks to an officer and asks "Is punching an officer enough to spend a night in jail?"

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 05:07 PM
Godric looks at the gnome. While I am not an officer, I can tell you that such an act, if not taken in self-defense, would be defined as assault, and would land you in jail whether you did it to an officer or not.

2006-12-07, 05:38 PM
The gnome jumps and plants a firm puch on the man's face

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 05:44 PM
A voice booms from the sky. Attention, my celestial servants. You are being deputized by the GUFIPOLICE. That gnome is a criminal. Arrest him.

The army of celestials of various types cease their work on rebuilding the police station and say, with one voice, You are under arrest for assault. Come quietly, or we will use force.

2006-12-07, 05:57 PM
"Where do I go then?" The gnome says cheerfully?

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 06:01 PM
One of the celestials produces a pair of manacles and goes over to the gnome. Once we are finished rebuilding, you will be put in a cell. In the meantime, you will sit here.

2006-12-07, 06:02 PM
"No comfy jail cell? I didn't hit him for this!!!!"

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 06:10 PM
The cells have been destroyed. We are rebuilding them as quickly as we can.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-07, 06:39 PM
[ *Points and laughs.* :smallamused:]

2006-12-07, 06:45 PM
Swoops in and talks to Godric. Out of curiosity, what is the penalty for stealing.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 06:49 PM
Godric looks at the Hawk and answers him very slowly and deliberately, as if talking to someone who was severely mentally retarded: Well,... stealing... is... wrong,... because... it... means... taking... things... that... aren't... yours. We... call... stealing... "theft".

((This is Godric, not me.))

2006-12-07, 06:53 PM
Ah, just wondering. Hey, on a compleatly unrelated subject, do you know who's this is? Holds up Godric's wallet.

((Dont mean to God Mod. Just increadibly bored.))

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 06:55 PM
((You do know that there is basically an army of celestials around you who have been deputized?))

2006-12-07, 06:56 PM
((Yes...a sign of how bored I am.))

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 07:00 PM
... Hey! That's my wallet! You stole my wallet! Give it back!

2006-12-07, 07:02 PM
Wallet thieft! Where! THIEF! THIEF! Draws his scimitar and runs around trying to find the thief.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 07:09 PM
Godric sighs. Idiot. He tosses fairy dust on the Hawk in order to freeze him in place.

Iames appears and shakes his head.

2006-12-07, 07:12 PM
Laughs and dodges out of the way, does a flip over Godric, and (attemps to) stab Godric in the back.

2006-12-07, 07:14 PM
Thecla 'ports to where the police station is under construction and howls.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 07:16 PM
The strike connects and Godric goes down. Iames sees it happen.

Ah-ah-ah, no lethal force against a police employee. In my judgement as acting captain of the force, that entitles the use of lethal force in retaliation. So I really doubt you want to take it to that level.

2006-12-07, 07:17 PM
Thecla watches and casts Close Wounds at Godric and howls again.

2006-12-07, 07:19 PM
Laughs and coup de graces Godric. I think I do. His eyes have a dark tint to the usual light brown.

2006-12-07, 07:20 PM
Thecla growls and starts stalking towards the hawk

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 07:29 PM
You are under arrest for murder of a police employee. Surrender now, or I will employ lethal force against you. Iames's eyes blaze like violet suns, and he allows his divine aura to expand out to its full 21-mile radius, infusing his allies with determination and resolve, while his enemies (specifically the Hawk) feel despair and hopelessness encroaching on their minds. ((It's a mind-affecting ability)).

2006-12-07, 07:32 PM
Did you really think that would work? He turns invisible and flys at Thecla, attacking her with his scimitar.

2006-12-07, 07:36 PM
Thecla growls and leaps for his smell. She feels the scimitar sink into her side and bites towards the hawk.

2006-12-07, 07:40 PM
Yells as her teeth sink into his wing. Twists his scimitar and draws a curved dagger. Steps away. Not that this isn't fun, but I have to be elsewhere.

Teleports away.

2006-12-07, 07:41 PM
Thecla pants and sniffs around for him, her blood drips on the ground as she searches. She ignores it.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 07:44 PM
Iames scowls and considers pursuing, but then his player remembers the paper he's been putting off and decides not to.

2006-12-07, 07:46 PM
Thecla looks up at Iames, there are 3 dead females at the Tavern behind an illusory wall. They smell like they've been dead for a week. Thecla twists to look at her side, she licks it and casts CMW on it, since the hawk 'ported away.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 07:54 PM
I see. Let's go. He raises Godric.

2006-12-07, 07:55 PM
Thecla 'ports to the Tavern

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-07, 07:58 PM
Iames 'ports after her.

2006-12-08, 11:34 AM
Walks up casually. Ah, so they're rebuilding the station. Why are they drawing their bows...Meep! Ducks under the arrows and run, followed by two celestials.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-08, 11:50 AM
The station is completely rebuilt. The celestials go through the portal and begin refurbishing the cell extension.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-09, 05:17 PM
Gaheris entered the police station, leading Gemini by the manacles.

"Godric, I captured this man in the Slums, destroying random buildings with fire and lightning. Iames deputized me for this purpose. I need him booked.

"Wukei was also in the slums, killing random NPCs. Might want to capture her at next opportunity. I have one thing to take care of, and then I'll be back to file a report and serve my own sentence. I'll be sure to bring something to read," he said with a smile over his shoulder.


Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 05:31 PM
I'll let Detective Iames know the next time he comes in.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-09, 05:38 PM
Gaheris stepped back into the station.

"That went well," he said as he dismissed Percival and wiped his boots on the mat. "Good to know the bounty hunters are so disciplined about their work," he smirked. "Anyway, I'm here to file a report, and then to get my damnedable sentence over with."

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 05:45 PM
Right. Godric picks up the keys and flies over to Cell 1, opening it. If you could disarm yourself before entering, please...

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-09, 05:50 PM
Gaheris began the non-trivial process of disarming himself. First he removed his sword belt, followed by his shield and knife and potion studded bandoleer. Next he slipped a dagger out of each sleeve of his tunic, pulled a long knife out of his right boot, removed his iron bands from their pouch on the inside of his cloak, produced another dagger from the folds on the other side of the cloak, and finally laid a blackjack on top of the small arsenal he'd piled on one of the tables.

"Take care of these, would you Godric? That sword is all I have left to me from my family," he said before walking back towards the cell block.

2006-12-09, 05:53 PM
Barrik walks in to the police station in search of the sheriff.Excuse me, I need to talk to who ever is in charge, I need to prove someone's innocence.

2006-12-09, 05:56 PM
Gemini, along side of Gaheris, "I am prepared to take a full sentance. I want to be forgiven. This sinned body needs repent." Gemini sighs.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-09, 05:58 PM
"Put him in the cell next to mine, would you Godric," Gaheris asked behind his shoulder. "I think we need to have a talk. Oh, and those are my manacles; could you put them with my weapons?"

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 05:58 PM
Godric takes the pile into the storeroom.

Ravina looks back after him for a moment, then tears her eyes away and looks at Barrik. Yes? How can I help you?

2006-12-09, 06:01 PM
Barrik looks at Gordic, I believe Wukei is either possessed or has multiple personalities. The person who attack me, Barrik Arsland, was not Wukei, it seemed like a different person. Besides, don't you need me, the victim, in order to file the charge.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 06:03 PM
I don't know, actually. I believe we can still arrest her on charges for the NPCs.

Godric comes back out and leads Gemini to Cell 2. What were the charges against this fellow, Gaheris?

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-09, 06:03 PM
"There's still not exactly trivial matter of the people she killed before stabbing you," Gaheris called out across the station as Godric locked his cell.

He turned to face Godric. "He claimed to be sent by the god Valkar to destroy the Town because it's a cesspool of injustice or some such thing. He was doing precisely that; destroyed at least a dozen houses, probably with people inside."

2006-12-09, 06:06 PM
Barrik walks along side Godric, What if I can prove the possessed theory?

2006-12-09, 06:07 PM
Devian yells from within the hole on Iames' desk: When will you release me?! I'm bored!

2006-12-09, 06:07 PM
Verdandi comes through the portal. Krysta, report.
Krysta looks up and reports professionally. There is said to be a wrecked ship on the beach, apparently some people were injured. A man named Gemini went on rampage through the slums. He is caught and over there. Wukei Shipmaster, or someone else, was reported killing some NPCs, and Gaheris is serving his sentence, along with a random gnome who punched out Godric. Oh, and Hawk is wanted for assault and theft.
Verdandi nods, thinking through it all.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 06:08 PM
Hmm. Multiple murder charges, multiple charges of vandalism... We're only allowed to hold someone for a maximum of 48 hours without a court sentence, so I'll put him down for that.

Iames enters and looks around at the bustle.

2006-12-09, 06:14 PM
Barrik looks puzzled, So Wukei is free if I'm right.

2006-12-09, 06:16 PM
Verdandi smiles at Iames. Hello.

2006-12-09, 06:16 PM
Calpurnia enters the station nervously, her tail swishing back and forth.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 06:19 PM
Godric looks at Barrik. Sorry, that last wasn't directed at you. And if Wukei is being possessed, we will punish the possessor rather than the possessee, if at all possible.

Iames goes over to his desk and opens up the hole after dismissing the antimagic effect. I'm sorry. Things have been a bit hectic lately, I honestly forgot you were there.

He smiles back at Vera. Hello, Vera. Seen the new plaque on your desk yet?

2006-12-09, 06:20 PM
Verdandi turns to Calpurnia. What do you need, citizen? The valkyrie's voice is crisp and official. She shakes her head at Iames.

2006-12-09, 06:22 PM
Devian jumps out of the hole and looks at Iames. It's about time! Counting stuff to pass the time is fun, 'cept for when there's nothing to count! He looks around. So, am I free to go? he asks no-one in particular.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-09, 06:23 PM
"Oh. Good afternoon, Iames," Gaheris said with forced joviality, casually leaning against the bars of his cell.

2006-12-09, 06:24 PM
The centaur looks confused at being called 'citizen'. "Um... need? Uh... nothing, but, um..." she fiddles with a gold disc on a chain around her neck.

2006-12-09, 06:26 PM
Barrik bows and then leaves.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 06:26 PM
Yes, for now. That will change if you commit more crimes. Hello, Gaheris. Count yourself lucky that you only have 4 hours to serve. I got 24.

2006-12-09, 06:27 PM
Verdandi glares at Devian. You are free to leave, but you had best follow the law. She smiles at Calpurnia. Well, was there something you came for?

2006-12-09, 06:29 PM
Devian's eyes flare, but die down. I will follow these "laws" of yours. You can count on that. He responds to Verdandi. Devian chuckles and leaves the Station.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-09, 06:31 PM
Gaheris dropped the grin as his face turned serious. "I don't know whether Wukei's possessed or not. What I do know is that I saw her killing people and exhibiting strange powers; she seemed to be moving around by summoning some sort of stream of water and melting into it." His face looked grim. "Even if she is possessed, she should be brought in for safety reasons until this thing's cleared up. The people at the bounty office were being remarkably uncooperative when I went to report this to them; I was fairly thrown out of the door."

2006-12-09, 06:32 PM
She winces as Verdandi bears her teeth. "Uh... no, but I was wondering... do the, um, Gufipolice cooperate with the, um, authorities of other places when, um, they are looking for escaped criminals? And, um, would it count as assault if they attacked the criminal? And would, um, hot pursuit laws apply?"

2006-12-09, 06:33 PM
I believe that we only handle the crimes within our district. Is that correct, Iames?

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 06:39 PM
Iames nods. It is. Just out of curiosity, why do you ask? He directs the last comment at Calpurnia.

2006-12-09, 06:57 PM
Verdandi shrugs and moves to her desk. She smiles a little at the new plaque and makes note of Hawk, Wukei, and the shipwreck. Iames, did you ever look into that shipwreck?

2006-12-09, 07:01 PM
((Sorry, I had to engage in a debate involving chicken and nutmeg for a while there.))

"What?! Oh. Um, no reason. Just, y'know, something I, um, thought of a while ago and I, um, saw the station and thought, um, 'why not, um, ask?' So, yeah." She smiles nervously.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 07:11 PM
Iames's face becomes more serious and he holds up a hand to Vera. To Calpurnia: If there is a danger, or a potential danger, I would very much like to know.

2006-12-09, 07:15 PM
"Danger? Um. No danger... Um... It's nothing."

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 07:20 PM
Iames raises an eyebrow and smiles, part cynically, part reassuringly. Somehow, I am not convinced. Please, tell us what concerns you.

2006-12-09, 07:24 PM
"I said, it's nothing." Calpurnia insists, rubbing the gold disc around her neck.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 07:30 PM
Iames sighs. Very well, I won't force you. But please, if you or someone you know is in danger, let us know. He turns to Vera. I'm sorry, Vera. You were asking about the shipwreck?

2006-12-09, 07:30 PM
Verdandi sighs and goes through paperwork, then looks up at Iames. Yes. I was wondering if anyone had investigated into it.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 07:33 PM
I was there briefly, but I didn't know there was an investigation open on it.

2006-12-09, 07:34 PM
Verdandi shrugged. I guess I just assumed.

2006-12-09, 07:38 PM
"I don't know of any, um, danger." she says stubbornly, turning and leaving. Her hand never leaves her necklace.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 07:43 PM
Now that I think about it, I probably should go back to investigate further. He goes over and leans down to give her a kiss.

2006-12-09, 07:46 PM
Verdandi shyly returns the kiss, but pulls back quickly.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 07:49 PM
Iames stands back up and smiles. Well, I'll go check her out. Do you want to come along, or are you going to stay here?

2006-12-09, 07:53 PM
Lets go see it together. She gets up and takes his arm.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 08:00 PM
Iames teleports them to the beach.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-09, 08:04 PM
Gaheris sat boredly in his cell. Two hours to go. He wondered if anyone was going to investigate the newest spate of murders in the Slums.

2006-12-09, 08:19 PM
Gemini sat patiently in the cell. He thought where he would go after he was let out. "Hmmm... this is pointless. I need to go back. I don't know why Valkar wanted me to destroy that place. I want to leave, but..................I'm not sure I should. Hey, Gaheris, how long till I get out of this place?"

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-09, 08:30 PM
"I'm not sure," he said with a shrug. "So, why were you trying to destroy the Town in the first place? I don't think I've ever heard of Valkar."

2006-12-09, 08:42 PM
"Well, Valkar is the god of courage. But I don't know why he sent me to destroy the slums. He enchanted me and gave some of his deity powers, making sure I would obliterate the place. I wanted to at first, because of power. But once I saw all the homeless people there, I gave up. The beacon of light that spread across the whole city, yea. That was me. I have made a special barrier so that he could not send any of his royal guards to come after me. I'm not sure how long it will last, that is why I must get out of here. I must get out of this town. Otherwise, it will surely be destroyed. It also seems I still have some power left over. The magic I use isn't ordinary magic, it's god magic." Gemini walks over to the bars of the cell. "Hmmmm... magic proof. I wish I could leave this place. I shouldn'd have come here at all. Now, I'm a wandering swordsman. Not good, not evil, I must leave." Gemini walks over and sits down, punching the ground leaving a small crater in the ground where he is sitting.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 09:35 PM
Iames and Vera appear in the station, arm in arm. As they do, Godric and Ravina pull apart in surprise, blushing. So, what other cases need to be investigated?

2006-12-09, 09:37 PM
There is one about Wukei.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 09:39 PM
Right. Where was that one? Iames thinks.

2006-12-09, 09:42 PM
Something about her killing NPCs in the slums.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 09:52 PM
Yes, that's what it was. Ready?

2006-12-09, 09:55 PM
Verdandi nods.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-09, 10:01 PM
Iames teleports them to the slums.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-10, 01:21 AM
Gaheris stood up and stretched, his imprisonment now having run seven hours because his player had been busy DMing.

"Godric, I think my time is up," he said in a patient tone.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-10, 01:43 AM
Godric has disappeared somewhere, as has Ravina. Krysta flies over and opens the door for Gaheris.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-10, 02:20 AM
"Thank you," Gaheris said as he headed for the storage room where his weapons were kept. He quickly armed himself again and headed out the door.

2006-12-10, 04:19 PM
"Hey, when am I supposed to be getting out? Valkar is going to send his army after me! I don't want innocent people dying, I want out!"

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-10, 04:34 PM
Godric and Ravina have reappeared. You have another 25 hours and 34 minutes to serve, Godric answers.
Iames steps out of the portal behind his desk. Anything new, Godric?

No, nothing.

Alright. Talk to Rocky if anything comes up. Iames steps outside.

2006-12-10, 07:09 PM
Angelus walks in to the police station, Hello?

2006-12-10, 07:30 PM
Narfang hears the greeting and enters from the archives room.

Yes? How can i help you?

2006-12-10, 07:32 PM
Angelus turns to the man, Yes, I was wondering if you knew anything about the Kender who's been destroying buildings?

2006-12-10, 07:40 PM
A kender destroying buildings? Sounds bloody familiar, but I haven't been breifed on it...

hey.. wait a minute. There was a kender in here not too long ago that was dissolving our file cabinets with a little rod, and I've hard a report of a kender with a rod destabilizing the docks on the waterfront.

I guess I do have some imformation on the kender, but I'm sure someone else around here has more. As i said, I'm not workin' on that case, and haven't been breifed on it. I suppose you could ask the cheif who's workin' on it. You can try communicatin' with him telapathically ((IMing)) or you could try to find him. Last I heard, he was headin' to Trog's tavern.

2006-12-10, 07:45 PM
Angelus nods, Thank you, and what's the chief's name?

2006-12-10, 07:47 PM
Lord Iames Osari

2006-12-10, 07:50 PM
Angelus nods and leaves.

2006-12-10, 07:57 PM
Narfang goes over to his desk, having finished his buisiness in the Archives room, and notices a note on it:

First of all, allow me to inform you that it is with pleasure that I have promoted you to Sergeant in recognition of your long period of service.

Narfang reads this happily, and smiles. he then reads the second paragraph of the note:

That said, Sgt. Narfang, I am relying on you to keep me informed of events involving the GSA. I have intelligence sources within the Mafia, but the GSA is an unknown. What are their current plans?

The smile on his face vanishes, and the paper falls from his hand. He stands there for a long moment, then scoops the paper up and rereads it. He sits down in his chair and puts the note in front of him, internally debating with himself.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-10, 08:13 PM
Gaheris opened the police station door and ran inside, not bothering with niceties.

"There's been another murder. I found a body in an alleyway near Iames' temple, throat slit." He paused. "There was great evil there. Some form of vile taint; I don't know why, but something apart from the simple act of murder is horribly wrong."

2006-12-10, 08:15 PM
Nimh the wererat comes inside after Gaheris. I think I know who murdered that person.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-10, 08:17 PM
Godric gets out a tip form. Yes?

2006-12-10, 08:19 PM
He is a man I belive his name is... ((Going to check if I ever got his name. Forget it not going to search for it.)) Well I dont know his name. But I can describe him. Nimh describes Vahlziir. I belive he used some sort of charm against his victim.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-10, 08:24 PM
Godric takes down the description. I'll let the next officer through know about this. Thank you both.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-10, 08:25 PM
"Body, female. Her throat was slit precisely; she could not have been resisting when the killing blow came. There is more blood in that alleyway than she could have produced, most of it black, old looking, and nearly oily." He shuddered. "That blood seems to be the source of the taint. I've never seen it's like, and I've investigated and fought vampires." His expression darkened even more. "Given the nature of the wound and the taint on the body, I presume she was the victim of some form of sacrifice."

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-10, 08:28 PM
Godric nods, writing the information down.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-10, 08:53 PM
Gaheris nodded to Godric. "I'm going to go back and wait by the body, to make sure nothing interferes. Send an officer along as soon as possible; I will be there." He turned and went out the door.

2006-12-10, 09:05 PM
Nimh heads out into the streets to find a place to sleep.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-11, 01:58 PM
Iames appears and puts NPC #56781s9-1 in Cell 4.

2006-12-11, 01:59 PM
Kyrian's player points Iames back at the trial thread.

2006-12-11, 02:04 PM
Narfang enters the station, and puts a bundle on his desk. He begins filing his report.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 02:58 PM
Gaheris walks in.

"Okay, about time an officer came around. We need a stretcher and someone else to carry the other end, since I don't think the dog can support it. Got to get the body to the morgue."

To save Iames or whoever some trouble, after some wrangling Gaheris comes up with a stretcher and an NPC to hold the other end.

2006-12-11, 03:26 PM
Narfang was in the archives room when that happened, I guess.

2006-12-11, 04:00 PM
The mutt comes inside and leads Gaheris to the new found morgue, or at least where we keep bodies. I'll try to find her loved ones to return the body to them.

2006-12-11, 04:01 PM
"yes, I'm done. I can get out, right? I must leave. Valkar will send his creatures down here to get me. I must leave. My barrier is down now, so...."

2006-12-11, 04:05 PM
Um... it looks like you have a little under two hours left sorry.

((If I did my math right you should get out of here in about 1 hour 50 minutes.))

2006-12-11, 04:09 PM
(Ok, thanks. I just didn't know the exact technical time)

2006-12-11, 04:11 PM
((No problem just have Gordric let you go in that amount of time. I won't say the time because I hate dealing with time zones.))

2006-12-11, 04:18 PM
(Ok, thank you)
"Hey, does anyone know of a place out of town? I need to go there."

2006-12-11, 04:35 PM
((Oh yea, because that won't land you back in jail...))

2006-12-11, 04:41 PM
(??? I don't know what you're talking about:smallwink: )

2006-12-11, 05:32 PM
(Gemini, we'll have to do that whole thing later. Sorry...I should be back later tomorrow.)

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 05:37 PM
Gaheris set down the stretcher upon reaching the morgue and turned to face all present.

"It is my professional opinion that no one who is not adequately protected against magical corruption should touch or examine this body for extended periods. The taint in the black blood is strong; I don't know what caused it, but until we know otherwise I have to assume that it can corrupt."

2006-12-11, 05:39 PM
I'm sure Iames can handle it thank you again for all your help.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 05:43 PM
"I'm sure he can," Gaheris agreed. 'Unless it brings out the Dark, but that's a risk they'll have to take,' he thought to himself as he nodded and left the room.

2006-12-11, 05:44 PM
The mutt heads out into the streets.

2006-12-11, 05:53 PM
(According to my calculations, I should be free-right?)

2006-12-11, 05:56 PM
Gordric comes back to your cell. Right your free to go. Don't blow up anything else ok? He opens the cell door.

2006-12-11, 05:59 PM
"Yes, I am sorry I was under the wrong impression of my god. This will never happen again. Goodbye and thanks." Gemini smiles. He then bursts into the weapons room and grabs his sword and sheathes it. Then he bolts out the door into the streets.

2006-12-11, 07:27 PM
Jormungandr, a half-man/half-snake, enters, carrying a bloodied arrow that looks like at one point it was set alight. Excuse me...is there anyone I can complain to about an assault?

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 07:28 PM
Gaheris cocked an eyebrow as this... creature came in the door. He decided to stick around for a few minutes to find out what this was about.

2006-12-11, 07:34 PM
(Assuming no actual cop is around)

Godric approaches and asks if he can help.

Jormungandr nods and gives him the arrow. I was attacked by Gezina van den Vechte because I spoke my mind. I believe that qualifies as assault in this town.


Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 08:29 PM
An android with a pistol in each hand enters the building. He looks for the nearest person of authority, then admits to murdering an innocent in the slums. It has a smirk on its face as it does this, and offers evidence by displaying a holographic message involving an innocent man shot in an alley. It shows the android commiting the act in great detail. It would appear that the man was shot several times even after he was deceased.

hologram shows: http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17642&page=26

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-11, 08:35 PM
Godric looks on in horror. Iames, I think you need to see this.

Iames appears. What is it?

Godric directs him to the android.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 08:39 PM
The android asks if these people are indeed the authority figures of the town, then redisplays the hologram regardless of the answer.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-11, 08:41 PM
I am indeed an authority figure. Congratulations, you have just earned 24 hours in jail.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 08:43 PM
And you have earned 24 pieces of lead, meatbag
The android starts to fire both pistols at the officer.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-11, 08:46 PM
Iames smiles as the bullet wounds are healed instantly. Assaulting an officer with intent to kill. You must have a death wish. Iames creates a forcefield blocking all exits and sends a blast of electricity at the android.

2006-12-11, 08:47 PM
Gods, Jormungandr mumbles, flicking his tail.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 08:52 PM
The electricity has temporarily disabled the android. In his last moments of conciousness (if you could call it that), he accidently displays another hologram, this one of a cloaked being commanding the android in a dark room filled with sharp devices likely for the purpose of torture. The cloaked one seems to have a red dot as the only visible thing in the hood. Go out, and purge the foreign dimensions of all potential resistance. Edit: (After that, its red eyes go black, and it falls to the ground. The pistols are sealed inside of the android's chest.)

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 08:59 PM
Gaheris jumped wildly backwards out of the way of the exchange of bullets and magic, coming up with Bright Edge somehow in his hand instead of it's sheath, held in a guard position.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-11, 09:04 PM
Iames picks up the android and puts him in Cell 1. Godric, 1 charge of murder, one charge of attempted murder. 48 hours in all. Godric nods, writing the information down, and Iames blocks the gaps in the bars with another forcefield, dismissing the first one. Then he disappears.

2006-12-11, 09:06 PM
Jormungandr shakes his head. I think the other NPCs have the right idea when they say that the PCs don't care about us... He sighs and heads to the door.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 09:07 PM
"Okay, so what's going on," Gaheris asked the NPC as he moved to the door. "Here, let me take a look at that," he continued, indicating the wound and removing his right glove.

2006-12-11, 09:08 PM
Jormungandr shows him the wound on his back. A woman shot me today...in a temple. The temple banned her once before for attacking it's regulars... He clenches his fist, But they've done nothing now...

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 09:12 PM
"Here," he said compassionately, his eyes and right hand beginning to glow a pale, watery blue. "Is any of the arrow still in you?"

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 09:13 PM
The android reactivates itself later, and curses itself for its naivete concerning the magc of this world. It examines the cell, and its situation. It talks to anyone in hearing distance, saying:Get me out. Now.I have authority to commit my actions.Edit: (It redisplays the hologram with the cloaked being,and threatens to contact an army if not released.)

2006-12-11, 09:15 PM
Jormungandr glances at the robot and chuckles. He then turns back to the paladin. No...nothing else is in there. He looks down at himself. Ah, forgive me. He transforms into a full subject. I am Jormungandr, the Midgard Serpent. Eldest child of Loki, god of Chaos.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 09:16 PM
Gaheris looked up from tending to Jormungandr. "Oh shut it, you metal git," he said in an irritated tone. "You have no authority here." He softened his expression as he turned back to the snake-man. [Yuan-ti?] The blue in his eyes changed to a slightly more solid color as an afterthought.

[Detect evil, just in case. Policy, y'know? :smallwink:]

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-11, 09:17 PM
Your authority is not recognized here, Godric responds. Go ahead and call your army. Town has weathered such things before, and it will do so again.

2006-12-11, 09:19 PM
(He's not evil. [True Neutral] And he's a demigod with snakelike qualities.)

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 09:23 PM
He checked out all right, but his words surprised Gaheris. "Child of Loki," he said in a slightly shocked voice as healing energy flowed into the snake-man's wound, sealing it. "Well, I should think you'd have hardly needed my help with that. What brings you here?"

2006-12-11, 09:25 PM
Originally? My sister. Now I stick around for a young lady I've found quite a bit of interest in. And you're wrong about not needing your aid...we can still be injured, and healing is not in my portfolio.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 09:27 PM
The android paces about, disappointed that his bluff failed so miserably. All contact with his lord had been lost months ago. He thinks of something else to attempt.
It flashes series of brutal murder scenes commited by the android, all clearly not occuring in this town. It flashes from event to event, showing the most graphic things it can find in its memory.
The sound and image quality are perfect, and the droid has a cruel smirk as he displays the various brutalities.
Free me, and the torment ends.

2006-12-11, 09:29 PM
Jormungandr glances at the android. I helped in Ragnarok you know...those don't phase me in the slightest.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-11, 09:35 PM
Godric sighs, and he and the other fairies cast silence spells around themselves. Godric puts up a sign outisde reading,

WARNING: Due to psychological warfare attempts by one of our inmates, it is advised that complainants provide their own zones of silence and avoid looking at the occupant of Cell 1. All communication will be by writing or telepathy until further notice.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 09:36 PM
It switches to begging
Please meatbag, I'm just bound by programming. Even if I found a way to resist my cloaked lord, I'd face this. It displays swarms of robot soldiers now, gunning down civilians in the street and swarming in unimaginable numbers.
After that it switches to the torture devices it so prominently showed before, and moved the view to show androids being tortured in devices that were equally, if not more cruel.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 09:37 PM
It then does the same thing, only displaying text for the speaking parts.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-11, 09:40 PM
Godric flies over and holds up a slip of paper that reads,

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

The fairy then returns to his desk.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 09:43 PM
text hologramI am not like you meatbags, as I have no free will. Maybe if someone with the knowledge altered my programming...

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 09:45 PM
Gaheris grumbled and moved over to Godric's desk. He grabbed a pen and paper and wrote:

Wouldn't it be easier to put the silence on it instead?

He then went back to Jormungandr, [hopefully] outside the area of silence.

"Well, if the police are busy, you could always try the bounty office. I wouldn't recommend it, though; their leader is currently wanted in connection with a multiple murder."

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 09:49 PM
The android analyzed the text from a distance, and stated that holographic writing wasn't actual noise. Any other meatbag would realize that.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-11, 09:50 PM
Sorry. Don't know how to do that.

To Gaheris:
He's in an antimagic field.
((And now I have to go. Someone else can control Godric))

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 09:54 PM
With the big guy gone, the android spits out every trick he's tried so far again and again, trying to appeal to every human emotion it knows of. All at once. THe holograph display becomes a blur.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 09:54 PM
[ Duh, Martok. He's saying that it would be easier to prevent the droid from speaking by putting the silence on it instead of over the entire rest of the station, not that silence will prevent the writing. :smalltongue:]

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 09:59 PM
Its Magtok. And what does the android care? He's just trying to escape, and make up for his self esteem issues. Yeah, self esteem issues. Why else do you think robots are always trying to make themselves sound superior?

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 10:09 PM
The android prattles on, calling everyone in the general area meatbags, and insinuating that the police force is largely imcompetent.
The torment seems to never end. Suddenly, the android deactivates itself, the guns are put away, and the red eyes go black as it sits down, leaning against a wall.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 10:39 PM
"Finally," Gaheris grumbled.

2006-12-11, 10:42 PM
Jormungandr smiles, Oh, I don't know. Sometimes I like to watch how idiotic they act. It makes me think I'm still sane.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 10:45 PM
He regarded Jormungandr with slightly narrowed eyes. "Sometimes, yes. Anyway, I've spent far too long here; I have other business that I need to attend to. I'll try to send the first officer I see around to help you," he said, inclining his head to the demigod as he stepped towards the door.

2006-12-11, 10:46 PM
Jormungandr nods to him as well before disappearing in a swirl of water.

Renegade Paladin
2006-12-11, 10:50 PM
Gaheris stepped out the door.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-11, 11:03 PM
The droid reactivates and tests to see if the silence spells have faded.

Rather than continue ranting, it studies the barrier in silence, feeling its texture and attempted to analyze it with technology not designed with magic in mind.
He learns nothing more than the obvious:He is sealed in and unable to free himself.
If the silence spells are down, the android states its name, Evil Secret Agent Robot Stick. Or ESARS. Afterwards, it spends some of its time spinning its pistols, performing a variety of flips, catches, and the like. It then projects a holographic human, and spends the rest of the night practicing ts accuracy, with realistic damage dealt to the human. Every few seconds the guns would suddenly have new ammo, and the human's damaged parts being regenerated.

2006-12-12, 01:54 PM
Narfang gets sick of the racket and takes walk, going to meet some of his informers.

2006-12-12, 04:31 PM
The mutt comes inside and gets filled in with everything that is going on. He sighs and heads out the door.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 05:11 PM
The android stops its practice, and turns to a fellow prisoner (NPC #56781s9-1)Hey meatbag. What're you in for, meatbag?

2006-12-12, 05:47 PM
Shock off you damn tin can.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 05:58 PM
A human walks into the station. His face shows no sign of emotion, and has two pistols identical to the android's, which are in holsters along his hips.. Apart from the fact that he is alive and wearing clothes, he looks like an exact duplicate of the android.
Has anyone seen an evil robot around? He looks a bit like me.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 06:31 PM
Yes, he's in Cell 1 over there. Which reminds me... Godric flies over and lets NPC #whatever out of jail. Your time is up, now get out of here.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 06:35 PM
The stranger eyes the android cautiously. The android is currently inactive and doesn't notice the agent.
How long is he in there for?

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 06:46 PM
He has another 3 hours and 18 minutes to go.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 07:38 PM
The stranger's calm and collected face suddenly turns to shock. What?! The second he gets out he'll just do another crime!
The stranger's outcry reawakens the android. It looks at the visitor, and smiles.
Hello again, traitor. So glad to see you made it here. I was afraid someone else would kill you. That would leave a spot in my trophy room that would go to a less worthy head.

If I remember correctly, you lost last time.

You'd have lead right between the eyes if that coward hadn't chainsawed me in the back!!

You made me fight those two other pieces of scrap metal alone.They were bulletproof, and armed to the teeth, yet I still came out on top. You shouldn't have gotten so cocky. (taunts) By the way, how do you not hear a chainsaw coming from behind?

When I get out, I'm going to write in your blood: All who dare to challenge me shall meet this fate. Your corpse will be eviscerated and scattered everywhere, so that all will bow before Lord Magtok!

(Sarcastically) Nice line. Did the emperor tell you to say that?

At this point, the android is seething with rage and makes a series of gruesome and violent threats. None of these seem to bother the agent at all.

2006-12-12, 08:00 PM
"Huh. The Police Station. Not the brightest place to walk after commiting a murder," Snake says, entering and looking to the android, "Looks like you did to yourself what I intended to do. I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed, really."
Looking to the other man and listening to the argument, he adds, "You two family? You might take the disfunction award away from my brothers and I, if you are."

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 08:04 PM
The stranger's attention turns back to Lord Iames.
There's a way to give him a longer sentence, right? Parole maybe? If not, I can promise you that me and him are going to have some violent encounters in the future.
The stranger leaves before given an answer. He is overheard muttering
Only hours? The bucket of bolts should've been able to get himself a death sentence by now!
The door is slammed on the way out.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 08:08 PM
((No, this isn't my character speaking. It's Godric, one of the NPCs))

I can't comment on the rest of your conversation, sir, but we are only authorized to hold a criminal for 48 hours without a trial. Speaking of which... He turns to Feorwyn. Feorwyn, go to the courthouse and file a trial application for metalhead, here.

Feorwyn flies out of the station.

2006-12-12, 08:09 PM
How much time do I have left in this damn place?

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 08:10 PM
Yes, he's in Cell 1 over there. Which reminds me... Godric flies over and lets NPC #whatever out of jail. Your time is up, now get out of here.

((*points at quote*))

2006-12-12, 08:11 PM
Angelus walks in to the station, Excuse me, I'm looking for Gaheris.

2006-12-12, 08:15 PM
"Someone by that name was here a while ago," Reptilus says, closing his eyes and surrounding himself in green energy. "He left. I'm not sure where to, but I can help you find him,for a small fee," Reptilus offers.

2006-12-12, 08:17 PM
Angelus chuckles as he walks out, No thanks, wouldn't be professional of me to hire someone to do my job.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 08:20 PM
The android lets loose a string of curses in Reptilus's direction.
Apparently, they are not brothers.
Also, the android states that it(going to the station after committing murder) was done so he might ascertain the greatest threat to his mission. He doesn't say any more than that, aside from some meatbag comments and some violent threats.

2006-12-12, 08:27 PM
"Ease up, sparky. I don't like your tone and I've killed much bigger, better robots than you before," Reptilus tells him in a condescending voice. Making an enemy of a powerful robot hours before he's released from prison might not've been a good idea, but if Snake had a nickle for every bad idea that he hadn't come out of ahead, he wouldn't have neough money for a stick of gum.
Which he didn't have, really, right now. Snapping away from the android, he turned his eyes to the potential case in front of him.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 08:35 PM
Meanwhile, the android gives a holographic presentation of what he plans to do to Reptilus. It starts with a violent spine snapping. It ends with him searching everywhere for an android that could ever aspire to compare to him. While accompanied by Reptilus's corpse, dragged along the ground.

2006-12-12, 08:40 PM
"Look on a place called Eath. The Robot was some thirty feet tall, with machineguns bigger than your whole body and the ability to destroy cities in a single attack with no ability to stop or detect the assault. You've failed to escape from a prison cell after killing an unarmed man who isn't even dead any longer. I'm more impressed with it than you, sorry to say. Oh, and the couple Cyborgs I've fought? Blow you out of the water. Those guns of yours? They'd deflect the bullets. They could teleport, go invisible, and pick up that robot I just mentioned. They're half meatbag and make you look pathetic."

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 08:49 PM
The android displays a holograph with NSC rebellion troops being slaughtered left and right by the android which is all alone. Also, it boasts that after a self evaluation, it is now immune to being overloaded with energy. ((Like lightning. Not like magic)) It checks its built-in clock, and displays its time left in the cell via hologram for all to see.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 09:22 PM
Maybe those androids and dirty crossbreeds have more muscle, but they sure as heck can't be mass produced the way I will. Once I prove my worth in your pathetic dimension, there will be millions of beings designed in my image. I will have the honor of leading them all.

2006-12-12, 10:02 PM
"I'll leave you and your inferiority complex to settle this," Reptilus says, leaving with a tip of his imaginary hat.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 10:08 PM
It is nearing the time that my 48 hours here ends.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 10:14 PM
Godric checks. Indeed it is. He flies over and dismisses the force field before unlocking the cell door.

Lord Magtok
2006-12-12, 10:19 PM
Anything left for me to do? Any papers I have to sign? If not, I'll leave now.
For the time being, ESARS seems rather docile, compared to his earlier performance.
If there is nothing for him to do, he leaves the station peacefully.
((Don't think he doesn't have plans though.))

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 10:20 PM
No, nothing else. Godric returns to his desk.

Dark Saiyans
2006-12-12, 10:23 PM
Oh, I see what kind of prejudice crap you run here. Just because I'm not a cyborg, I get ignored.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 10:25 PM
Yes, he's in Cell 1 over there. Which reminds me... Godric flies over and lets NPC #whatever out of jail. Your time is up, now get out of here.

((*points at quote*))

((*points at quote.... again*))

Dark Saiyans
2006-12-12, 10:27 PM
((He's an NPC, he's got low INT/WIS scores))

The NPC looks outside, and sees an NPC orc watching him, waiting for him to come out. He looks at Godric, and punches him. Whether or not the punch hit, he turns around, and locks himself back in his cell.

((Refrence Cookie))

2006-12-12, 10:28 PM
The Jedi Squirrel runs in and chatters fiercely, then leaps through the bars and mauls the NPC's face.

Dark Saiyans
2006-12-12, 10:29 PM
There is lots and lots of screaming.

2006-12-12, 10:30 PM
After a moment the Squirrel fries the NPC with lightning, then depcapitates him with the lightsaber. Its scampers out the door.
And there was much rejoicing.

Dark Saiyans
2006-12-12, 10:33 PM
The NPC looks at Godric. I am pressing charges.

2006-12-12, 10:37 PM
Gordric reminds him he just had his head cut off.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 10:44 PM
Godric shrugs. It was a Jedi squirrel that came out of nowhere, and if you wanted me to interfere, you could have taken control of me. I am an NPC, you know.

Dark Saiyans
2006-12-12, 10:45 PM
NPC #56781s9-2 walks in and cries out to see her brother dead.

Who did this??

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 10:47 PM
It was a Jedi squirrel. It came out of nowhere and vanished before we could react.

Dark Saiyans
2006-12-12, 10:49 PM
Well, I expect it to be brought to justice.

2006-12-12, 10:51 PM
A lightsaber flies in, aimed at the new NPC's head.

Dark Saiyans
2006-12-12, 10:52 PM
She ducks and cries out, before diving behind a desk.

2006-12-12, 10:54 PM
The Squirrel leaps in after his lightsaber and then uses force lightning at the new NPC, his eyes red and crazed.

Dark Saiyans
2006-12-12, 10:55 PM
Stop, you're under arrest. Iames!

The girl rolls, and the lightning singes her shirt.

2006-12-12, 10:56 PM
The Squirrel entirely ignores Godric, continuing to shoot lightning.

Dark Saiyans
2006-12-12, 10:58 PM
More and more of the shirt is singed as the girl keeps rolling.

Iames, Iames IAMES!

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 10:58 PM
Iames appears and takes in the situation. He uses hand of death on the jedi squirrel.

2006-12-12, 10:59 PM
The Jedi Squirrel resists the divine power with the force of Player's Indomitable Will, and then begins slicing the NPC with his lightsaber.

Dark Saiyans
2006-12-12, 11:00 PM
She screams and dies.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 11:01 PM
Iames interposes himself between the lightsaber and the NPC. ((Or.... nevermind?))

2006-12-12, 11:02 PM
The Squirrel chatters madly and lets his red lightsaber go out.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 11:08 PM
Iames attacks the Sith Squirrel, attempting to decapitate it with his vorpal hands.

2006-12-12, 11:09 PM
The Squirrel does a leap and flip, then scampers out the door.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-12, 11:13 PM
Iames sighs, raises the NPCs, and disappears from the station.

2006-12-12, 11:14 PM
The mutt leads Mark into the station and into a cell. Right charge him with two counts of assault. I have to go back to Trog's. The mutt doesn't wait for an anwser and runs out the door. Back to Trog's.

Lord Iames Osari
2006-12-13, 12:02 AM
Iames appears and puts the were-lizard guy into Cell 2 and lets out the random gnome. The he disappears.

2006-12-13, 02:25 PM
Narfang returns, with reports from informants, and sits at his desk, filing them and peicing together information.

2006-12-13, 02:28 PM
(Ahh...we all hated the NPC family anyway...you know you did!)

2006-12-13, 02:29 PM
((Meh... they were mediochre.))

2006-12-13, 04:20 PM
Markan comes awake groggily and almost falls back asleep before noting where he is. Then his eyes widen momentarily and he grins sheepishly, scratching the back of his head and yawning. "Huh. Anyone around remember what I did this time?"

EDIT: Markan begins poking around the cell, looking for a way to bypass the antimagic enough to use a projection.

2006-12-13, 04:44 PM
Godric looks at Mark An officer brought you in for two counts assault.

2006-12-13, 04:47 PM
"Yeah? Who'd I attack? And if this is a bar fight like I suspect, you guys seriously need to lighten up...How long do I have to stay here?"

2006-12-13, 04:52 PM
I don't know but from the look of the officer that brought you in it looked like one of the assaults was against him. He rushed off without explaining much. Your in for 48 hours, unless someone drops the charges.

((Also there is bail but I'm not sure how that works. The mutt will probably stop by and drop his charges on you after he has been healed up.))