A haiku to Optimization

[ArqArturo]

Just as the title reads. Thought it might be fun.

You are awful
Shining Blade of Heironeus
Go home, you are drunk
---
Oh little kobold
You can turn into Pun-Pun (http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19869366/The_most_powerful_character._EVER.)
Summon Munchkarut (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=15526149#post15526149)
---
Everybody run!
The gods are angry at us
Summon CoDzilla!

[AuraTwilight]

The top one's my favorite.

[Mr Adventurer]

Now I just want a lot of haiku that end with "go home, you are drunk".

[Waker]

Oh little kobold
You can turn into Pun-Pun
Summon Munchakrut
Put in the link, so people understand the reference.

[Jack Zander]

Oh Mighty Wizard
Praise be unto thine spellbook
Spells known are teh suck.

[Rubik]

Alas, "Shining Blade of Heironeous" is eight syllables, and "Munchkarut" is misspelled.

Beyond that, much love.

[eggynack]

The top one's my favorite.
It'd be better with the correct number of syllables, though it's rather nice outside of that. Anyways:

The single classed path
is taken by most druids,
unless you're a jerk.

Wizards feel the pull
of increased caster level.
Lose it, and face doom.

[Waker]

Here is my latest work, I call it "Newbie playing a Bard."

"How do I haiku?"
"Roll d20, add Charisma"
"Perform (Poetry)."

*fingers snapping*


...I dislike poetry.

[Rubik]

Metamind is best
Saved until you hit epic
Otherwise, it's crap


is one taken by most druids,Ahem.

[ArqArturo]

Alas, "Shining Blade of Heironeous" is eight syllables

Which, considering how much SBoH sucks, it makes sense :smallcool:.

[Jormengand]

Be a sorcerer.
Play with the rules as written.
Take some cleric spells.

[ExtravagantEvil]

Dungeoncrash Lumberjack
by Extravagant Evil

"The Fighter Charges
A single tree falls loudly
The next Ent fells him"

*Finger Snaps*

[AuraTwilight]

Don't tell me elsewise,
Kobolds are True Dragons, man.
Shove it up your ass.

[eggynack]

Ahem.
Huh. I guess druid does have two syllables. I tend to pronounce it with one syllable in my head, for some reason. Come to think of it, I have no idea how that would work. I'll just get rid of the "one" and it'll work even better.

[nedz]

Alas, "Shining Blade of Heironeous" is eight syllables, and "Munchkarut" is misspelled.

Beyond that, much love.

I would like to say
Shiny Blade of Heironeous
But that would be wrong

[Psyren]

Such strange math this is!
1 + 1 is less than 1?
Poor Mystic Theurge.

Lose Caster Levels?!
Some classes are worth the pain,
Like Malconvoker.

The most skilled fighters
Learn through prayer, not sparring;
Chant "Divine Power."


(am I doin it rite?)

[NeoPhoenix0]

Wizard is a dip
Versatile Spellcaster
Sorcerer casts all

also at the "spells known are teh suck" all of a wizards spells in his spellbook are spells known. How are you able to cast without that?

[Just to Browse]

Perhaps shining blade of hernia?

[Rubik]

Shining blade of fail
Heironeous would be shamed
Should he endorse it


Such strange math this is!
1 + 1 is less than 1?
Poor Mystic Theurge.

(am I doin it rite?)'Fraid not.


Wizard is a dip
Versatile Spellcaster
Sorcerer casts allLikewise.

[Jack Zander]

also at the "spells known are teh suck" all of a wizards spells in his spellbook are spells known. How are you able to cast without that?

Not really. Your spellbook just stores which spells you're allowed to prepare. Wizards don't know ANY spells. If you lose your spellbook you can steal or buy another and have a completely different spell list.

I mean, semantics.

[Psyren]

'Fraid not.

Poor My Stic Thee Urge

5 syllables, no?

[Jack Zander]

Wizard is a dip
Malconvoker is a dip.
All classes are dips.

[Jormengand]

Poor My Stic Thee Urge

5 syllables, no?

no, it's pronounced thurge, like an urge only with a th on it.

[ArqArturo]

It warms my heart
Haiku Optmization
I love you guys

[Psyren]

no, it's pronounced thurge, like an urge only with a th on it.

That sounds wrong in my head. Source?

[Rubik]

Psicrystals get feats.
I don't care what people say,
It's Rules As Written.


Poor My Stic Thee Urge

5 syllables, no?I just looked it up, and you appear to be right. I always pronounced it like the last syllable in "voyeur."

Sorry 'bout that.

[Jormengand]

It warms my heart
Haiku Optmization
I love you guys

Bard and blood caster.
Damage your party a bit
To heal them for more.


That sounds wrong in my head. Source?

Eh, I was pretty sure that's what it was. I dunno.

[Rubik]

It warms my heart
Haiku Optmization
I love you guysUh... Check your syllables at the door.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Check the glossary,
spellbook spells are wizard spells known.
What do you say now?


known spell: A spell that an arcane spellcaster has learned and can prepare. For wizards, knowing a spell means having it in their spellbooks. For sorcerers and bards, knowing a spell means having selected it when acquiring new spells as a benefit of level advancement.

Munchkins everywhere.
Rules-lawyering is a pain.
why can I not stop?

Edit: this is why a versatile spellcaster sorcerer with one level of wizard can spontaneously cast any spell he puts in his spellbook.

Edit2: any spell except level 0 spells that is.

[Rubik]

why can't I stop?...Because you have one more syllable to write.

Optimization:
I should probably desist
Before I get banned

[edit] I was monk'd
Before I posted this thing
My apologies


Spellbook spells are wizard spells known.That, however...

[Arcanist]

This is just the worst possible kind of thread ever.

This is just plain lame.
I can't think of a Haiku.
Wait, what just happened?

:smallconfused:

[Jormengand]

...Because you have one more syllable to write.

Optimization:
I should probably desist
Before I get banned

DM too OP.
Wizards of the coast, please nerf.
Rule zero too strong.

[eggynack]

I just looked it up, and you appear to be right. I always pronounced it like the last syllable in "voyeur."

Sorry 'bout that.
I did the exact same thing. I was going to prove the theurge was one syllable, by linking to dictionary pronunciations of existing words, and they're all pronounced the way he says. This throws my entire world view into question. Anyways, here's another haiku:

Two sword style rocks!
You get to do less damage,
and pay feats for it.

[Jack Zander]

Check the glossary,
spellbook spells are wizard spells known.
What do you say now?

Like I said, semantics. Yes, glossary definition you are correct, but I dunno what else to call it for the purposes of my Haiku. "Spells known that aren't in a spellbook" doesn't exactly fit, and I think most everyone knew what I meant by spells known.

[NeoPhoenix0]

...Because you have one more syllable to write.

Optimization:
I should probably desist
Before I get banned

[edit] I was monk'd
Before I posted this thing
My apologies

Totally ninja'd
by no more than one minute,
funny response though.
--------------------------
One level of this,
a level here, and one here;
can't be intended.

[Jormengand]

I did the exact same thing. I was going to prove the theurge was one syllable, by linking to dictionary pronunciations of existing words, and they're all pronounced the way he says. This throws my entire world view into question. Anyways, here's another haiku:

Two sword style rocks!
You get to do less damage,
and pay feats for it.

I may be wrong, but
I believe that the correct
Proclamation is...

Sneak attack, oh bit*h,
Six or seven times at once,
70d6!?

[Humble Master]

Optimizers can
Make DMs cry with sorrow
Throw the DMG

I actually
Have a player who talks in
Haiku, because Bard

[eggynack]

Experience flows,
like a river without end.
You won't lag for long.

[Rubik]

I may be wrong, but
I believe that the correct
Proclamation is...

Sneak attack, oh bit*h,
Six or seven times at once,
70d6!?I choose you, sneak-thief!
It is super-effective!
Team Rocket's the b*tch.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Munchkins everywhere.
Rules-lawyering is a pain.
why can I not stop?

Funnier this may
be without one syllable,
like it was at first


Munchkins everywhere.
Rules-lawyering is a pain.
why can't I stop?

[BWR]

The midnight sun sets,
there is not one haiku here;
I look to the east.

[Tanuki Tales]

You are awful
Shining Blade of Heironeus
Go home, you are drunk



While this haiku does have 17 syllables (yes, I know its On and that syllables are not a proper representation of that in English) and it was mentioned that the second phrase is 8 syllables instead of 7, no one seems to have noticed the first phrase is 4 syllables instead of 5.

[eggynack]

While this haiku does have 17 syllables (yes, I know its On and that syllables are not a proper representation of that in English) and it was mentioned that the second phrase is 8 syllables instead of 7, no one seems to have noticed the first phrase is 4 syllables instead of 5.
I did notice it.
My post was unclear 'bout that,
because of past posts.

[Tanuki Tales]

I did notice it.
My post was unclear 'bout that,
because of past posts.

I saw your post, I just didn't want to assume.

Edit:

Is "posts" one or two syllables? It just rolls really awkward off my tongue.

[nedz]

Warlock Feytouched
Eldritch Glaive, Charm weak minds
Small green man am I

[Eldonauran]

Never use halflings
to make a barbarian.
Strength penalty sucks.

Despite all of that
A Halfling Barbarian
is all sorts of win.

Then you can beat down
anything that is bigger,
which is many things.

When you are that small,
the sense of accomplishment
is all the greater.

And then you can laugh
when the words of your deeds spread.
They will fear Halflings.

Its not optimized.
But boy is it really fun.
Low Strength? A Challenge.

[eggynack]

I saw your post, I just didn't want to assume.

I figured as much.
I can post anything, though,
if it's a haiku.



Is "posts" one or two syllables? It just rolls really awkward off my tongue.
It's one syllable.
If "posts" were two syllables,
this poem would not work.

[Jormengand]

You must always take
The young template, 'cause, you know,
Negative LA.

[Rubik]

Just as the title reads. Thought it might be fun.

You are awful
Shining Blade of Heironeus
Go home, you are drunkI see what you did
Your haik-fu is amazing
It bests all of us


That's Warlock Feytouched
Wrong Eldritch Glaive, Charm weak minds
Small green man am IFTFY


It's one syllable.
If "posts" were two syllables,
this poem would not work.The irony is
That this poem doesn't work
Po-em counts dou-ble

[Sith_Happens]

Tried out Truenamer
Can no longer taste ice cream
Would not recommend

[Jormengand]

Tried out Truenamer
Can no longer taste ice cream
Would not recommend

Make a truenamer
Who can spam abilities
End result: tier 4.

(Yes, tier has 1 syllable unless you pronounce it in a very deliberate manner.)

[JaronK]

Watching My DM
He Tries Optimization
Pixie Liches, Dude?

JaronK

[Arcanist]

Inspired by JaronK:

Spell are very extraordinary.
Fools believe them natural.
Will they see the RAW?

*snaps fingers*

And with that I shall,
Return to drink milkshakes now,
Mmmmm Strawberries...

How many syllables is "Mmmmm"? I classified it as one for each "M"

[Sith_Happens]

Spell are very extraordinary.
Fools believe them natural.
Will they see the RAW?

This I'd like to see
A RAW debate in haiku
I shall make popcorn

[Silverbit]

Samurai is bad.
Monk is incalculably worse.
Swordsage defeats both.

What was that, melee?
You have a party function?
We prefer summons.

Giths formed gishes.
Githzerais gave us the zerths.
Terms used more than Giths.

(Don't know the plural
Of Gith. Hopefully I'm correct;
I strongly hope it's Giths.)

[Aegis013]

My attempt to fix
The first poem in the thread
Is coming right up

You are just too bad
Heironeous' Shining Blade
Go home, you are drunk

Edit: (additional
Haiku is being formed
and grouped among these)

I wish my party
Bard would utilize his skill
Performing Haiku

[Kuulvheysoon]

For those not in the know -

Five, Seven then Five
Syllables make a haiku.
Ignorant Lurkers.


Tried out Truenamer
Can no longer taste ice cream
Would not recommend

I bow before you
Your tribute to Zaq astounds
My mind, she is blown.

[eggynack]

Five, Seven then Five
Syllables make a haiku.
Ignorant Lurkers.

They call them wizards.
That is, in the highest tier.
They are good at stuff.
:smallbiggrin:

[TuggyNE]

Oh little kobold
You can turn into Pun-Pun (http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19869366/The_most_powerful_character._EVER.)
Summon Munchkarut (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=15526149#post15526149)

Links to my monster! Awesome! :smallbiggrin:

Also, I love this thread, although I'm terribad at haikus.

[navar100]

Wizards of the Coast
Third Edition is no more
Go play Pathfinder

A true holy man
The Paladin Smites Evil
Lay On Hands now rocks

To be a Cleric
Play an Oracle instead
Revelations win

Power Attack nerfed?
No, I say, it's now better
Wield your sword and shield

[Crasical]

How very strange it is
Familiars grant alertness
Forgotten in bag

[chainer1216]

Eberron, so cool!
but the prestige classes, uhg
so bad they hurt me.

...

spellcasters bore me
warblade, swordsage, crusader
weak, but close enough!

...

an Elf Paladin
the first character i ever played
thought he was OP

*hangs head in shame*

...

i play a warlock
annoyed DM can't touch me
but got boring quick.

...

siege mage, oh, siege mage
a wizard riding a tank
why need 3 banned schools?!

...

i built a fighter
no tripping, no leaping, bland.
was told "too OP"

[kulosle]

Bard and blood caster.
Damage your party a bit
To heal them for more.


I love all Bard builds
wish to become Bardic Master
how do you do this?

*snap*

optimization:
can be simplified into
GITPG

*snap*

[Jack Zander]

Never take LA
Unless your DM buys off
Then, no more than 3

[ScrambledBrains]

Swordsage is awesome
But Adaptive Style feat tax
Makes me weep inside.

*Snap*

[ArqArturo]

Oh, Necromancy
Not just for casting spells
Revive, oh Thread

[Sith_Happens]

"Low magic" campaign
DM lets me play Druid
Can't challenge my dog

[eggynack]

"Low magic" campaign
DM lets me play Druid
Can't challenge my dog
Damn! You killed my bear.
What is a druid to do?
Time to summon bears.

[Eldonauran]

Oh, Necromancy
Not just for casting spells
Revive, oh Thread

Did you purposely,
form haiku incorrectly,
Just to bring us back?

And if this is true,
that you trolled us for haiku,
my hat off to you.

:smallamused:

[eggynack]

Did you purposely,
form haiku incorrectly,
Just to bring us back?

And if this is true,
that you trolled us for haiku,
my hat off to you.

:smallamused:
What do you mean?
Those haiku's seem correct.
Gain counting skills.
:smallbiggrin:

[ArqArturo]

Damn! You killed my bear.
What is a druid to do?
Time to summon bears.

Why Summon Bears
When you can become a bear?
It's Wild Shape time

[eggynack]

Why Summon Bears
When you can become a bear?
It's Wild Shape time
You are a druid.
You have better things to do
than clawing bad guys.

[Akal Saris]

When does eight plus eight
Add up to just a dozen?
M.C. B.A.B.

:smallcool:

[Rubik]

Oh, Necromancy
Not just for casting spells
Revive, oh ThreadFive, seven, and five
Syllables make a haiku
Yours was not correct

(5, 6, 4)

[ArqArturo]

Five, seven, and five
Syllables make a haiku
Yours was not correct

(5, 6, 4)

Unoptimized haiku? Damn.

[Saintheart]

Cast Divine Power:
Be a fighter forever
while wearing a dress

Greenbound Summoning:
It was meant to be plus 2?
Poor W.O.T.C.

A Cheese Stick:
War Hulk/Hulking Hurler Build
You splat All The Things.

The Forgotten Realms:
Ed Greenwood shows his pure love
For bad Mary Sues

Wizards of the Coast,
Why did you spurn Rich Burlew,
And print Eberron?

Look up Runecaster:
He crafts RAW "I Win" buttons.
Come read my handbook :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin:

[Dimers]

With the traditional mention of season in the final line, and some vague approximation of the usual format for breaks between concepts:

Mailman sorcerer
One-shotting flame god with fire
New summer dawns bright

[MesiDoomstalker]

Shadowcraft Magi
Weave Shadows of unreal power
Weep poor Evoker

______________

Planar Shepard Cheese
Reeks of Druid Smelly Gouda
DM ban post haste

[Endarire]

I love my magics,
I love their special effects
Mundanes just can't match.

Thinking logic'ly,
Rules should determine roleplay.
Revolution (http://campbellgrege.com/work-listing/the-metaphysical-revolution-dd-3-5-module/), yo!

[The Viscount]

Blasting is not good
But still I like the Wu Jen
What a dilemma

Iron Chefs can make
A silk purse from a sow's ear
Optimizing gods

Why must the party
Accuse me of kill-stealing
Blame celerity

[Firechanter]

If you want melee
gain Pounce and extra attacks
to spring on your foes

There is no victor
against wizards and druids.
All mundanes shall fall.

(there, both complete with a reference to season in last line :smallbiggrin: )

The keys to great power
are multiclassing and feats
but Paizo hates both.

[Karoht]

People think bards too weak.
Weird Words Dragon's Fire Inspire
Roll many dice and laugh.
~~~~~~~~~~

Explanation:
Soundstriker Bard gets Weird Words.
Dragon's Fire Inspiration adds Xd6 energy damage (fire, cold, electrical, acid, even sonic) to weapon damage. Weird Words functions as a weapon in almost every respect, and is often considered weapon damage (DM's are a bit finicky about this).
Weird Words does 6-10 bolts, each bolt does 1D8 + Charisma + relevant damage modifiers + Dragon's Fire Inspiration damage (+ Sneak Attack damage if you can manage it) per bolt. By level 12, one example of such was doing 6D6 of DFI damage per bolt, firing 10 bolts. The bolts hit ranged touch attacks, often flat footed ranged touch if you set it up right. Yeah.

It's a combo that often catches people by surprise.
"Oh what, it's a Bard, whatever. OH GOD THE PAIN!"

[The Viscount]

Where is Weird Words from? I can't say I've heard of it, and my googling skills are failing me.

Rogue lost to wizard
Magic must defeat magic
Roll new character

This feat is quite lame
I do not want to use it
DCFS calls

[Fates]

What are you thinking,
Oh single-classed sorcerer?
Take a prestige class

DM won't let me
Use classes from ToB
He said "play a monk"

Don't they realize
That being halfway decent
Isn't Munchkining?

If you're a fighter,
Use 2h, not TWF
Save that for the rogues

Evocation is
A less than optimal school;
Ergo, Warmage sucks

Survivor PrC,
You are second only to
Dragon Disciple

A wise man once said
"Don't punish multiclassing;
That way lies madness"

Oh, poor Truenamer,
You can't do anything right,
Can you, my friend?

[Fates]

Wizards of the Coast
Third Edition is no more
Go play Pathfinder

A true holy man
The Paladin Smites Evil
Lay On Hands now rocks

To be a Cleric
Play an Oracle instead
Revelations win

Power Attack nerfed?
No, I say, it's now better
Wield your sword and shield


While Pathfinder did
improve 3e in some ways,
overall, it's bad.

The horrid Monk class,
because of nerfed maneuvers,
worse now than he was.

Yet the great wizard,
(already overpowered)
has been thrown a bone?

Truth of the matter,
is Pathfinder is leeching
off 3e's success

Paizo broke as much
as it attempted to fix
If I'm liberal.

Yet some herald it
as being "new and improved"
and decry 3.5.

All that, let alone
their horrible designers
such as SKR.

3.5 presents
a multitude of options,
far beyond PF's

It has lots of fans,
homebrewers, optimizers
who improve the game

Many of us lurk
about this very playground
don't besmirch us so

EDIT: I do know
that post is long-expired;
couldn't help myself

Now everything
Looks like it should be Haiku;
I hope that subsides.

Can't snap my fingers;
It's really quite annoying
Ah well, who's up next?

[Duke of Urrel]

"I move for no man."
– "So be it! ... Now stand aside!"
– "Hah! 'Tis but a scratch!"

– "A scratch? Your arm's off!"
– "No, it isn't!" – "What's that, then?"
– "I've had worse." – "You liar!"

– "Come on, you pansy!"
– "Vict'ry is mine! Lord, in thy –"
– "Hah! Come on, then!" – "What?"

– "Have at you!" – "You are
indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the
fight is mine." – "Oh, had

enough, eh?" – "Look, you
stupid bastard, you've got no
arms left." – "Yes, I have."

– "Look!" – "Just a flesh wound."
– "Look, stop that." – "Chicken, chicken!"
– "Look, I'll have your leg...

Right!" – "Right, I'll do you
for that!" – "You'll what?" – "Come 'ere!
– "What are you going

to do, bleed on me?"
– "I'm invincible!" – "You're a
loony." – "The Black Knight

always triumphs! Have
at you! Come on, then. All right,
we'll call it a draw."

– "Come, Patsy." – "Oh, oh,
I see, run away then. You
yellow bastards! Come

back here and take what's
coming to you. I'll bite your
legs off!" said the knight.

Knights are a hoot – the
only class inspired by a
Monty Python film!

[Daftendirekt]

Just as the title reads. Thought it might be fun.

You are awful
Shining Blade of Heironeus
Go home, you are drunk


First line is only 4 syllables, rather than the 5 that makes it a haiku


Here is my latest work, I call it "Newbie playing a Bard."

"How do I haiku?"
"Roll d20, add Charisma"
"Perform (Poetry)."

*fingers snapping*


...I dislike poetry.

2nd line is 8 syllables. Haikus have 7.

You both fail.

[eggynack]

First line is only 4 syllables, rather than the 5 that makes it a haiku



2nd line is 8 syllables. Haikus have 7.

You both fail.
Truly, you have failed.
You can only make critiques,
in haiku format.
:smallbiggrin:

[Andezzar]

Watching My DM
He Tries Optimization
Pixie Liches, Dude?

JaronK

Pixies eat lychees
Sorry lichs they can't become
Them's the rules, hombre

Swordsages are quick
But warblades hit more often
Once their turn comes up

[NeoPhoenix0]

Fey can't be liches?
Dragon compendium says
Death master pixie.

[Balor01]

Potato potato
japanese cannot into culture
smear it all over

[Ceaon]

No love for melee
No love for the magic-less
Wizards of the Coast

[Firechanter]

May I just chime in,
Guys, you are really awesome
Keep up the good work.

[Daftendirekt]

Potato potato
japanese cannot into culture
smear it all over

6 syllables
9 syllables
5, good job, you got one line of 3 correct.

[eggynack]

6 syllables
9 syllables
5, good job, you got one line of 3 correct.
Seriously guy,
embrace the force of haiku,
to keep the spirit.

Way I figure it,
you can attack people's form,
long as you keep yours.

[atomicwaffle]

Take Cleric of Kord
Add Transmutation Wizard
Mystic Theurge OP

[Fates]

6 syllables
9 syllables
5, good job, you got one line of 3 correct.

Your first line has four;
The second seems to as well
Last one's 11

Clearly you cannot
Justify criticism
As yours is worse still.

[Kuulvheysoon]

Hey, you know what else?
Dread Necromancer pixies
Are also legal.

[navar100]

Dreamscarred Press announced
Path of War for Pathfinder
Everyone rejoice!

[The Viscount]

Hey, you know what else?
Dread Necromancer pixies
Are also legal.

I am sorry, friend
It is humanoid only
It's fussy like that

Monk is a good class
I wish that it were longer
Two levels is short

[Venger]

Hey, you know what else?
Dread Necromancer pixies
Are also legal.

A sentence a line.
Since you spoke of haiku rules.
Thought you'd want to know.

Lich is humanoid.
Others ineligible.
Pixies ≠humanoids.

oh dear it looks like RAW discussion via haiku form is becoming a thing after all

EDIT: ninjaed by the resident DN expert.

Manifest forced dream.
Go and live dangerously.
Would you like to save?

[Storm Vermin]

A simple mnemonic:

A good gish should have
Plus sixteen BAB and
Cast ninth level spells

And from personal experience:

Incantatrix smiles
All buffs are now persisted
DM frowns at me

[Firechanter]

Trying to convert my aphorism from another thread into haiku:

Fighters fight, Rogues steal
Wizards blast and Clerics heal,
Bards suck: low-op game

High-Op: rocket tag
Be a caster or be tool
Combat lasts one round

[geekintheground]

wow this is so cool
snaps for all you groovy cats
i wish i were good

[Andezzar]

The fighter and monk
Here is where they both rest now
The Tomb of Battle

Barbarian and
Ranger may soon follow them
Tough luck for melee

The sublime way might
Save them, hope they got
Their nine swords strapped

[navar100]

Psionics are cool
Be careful when you nova
Augment, not meta

[137beth]

The spooooooooky Wizard
Who lives by the Cost is strange
And he hates Paizo

[The Viscount]

Why limit cohorts?
They can take feats, too, you know
Such as Leadership

Poor Planar Shepherd
It almost never sees use
DM's aren't prepared

The Ice Assassin
Whatever were they thinking?
Fodder for Tippy

Dweomerkeeper
Spell to (Su) in no time flat
I wish, and I win

[eggynack]

Why limit cohorts?
They can take feats, too, you know
Such as Leadership

Leadership? Linear.
Use thrallherds within thrallherds.
Way too many thralls.

[Venger]

Spell components pouch.
All without a price inside.
Hair from all the gods.

Sample NPCs.
Skills all done incorrectly.
Dusk giant approved.

[eggynack]

Spell components pouch.
All without a price inside.
Hair from all the gods.
Stone shape: piece of clay
shaped like a curvy spiked floor?
Of course it's in there.

[The Viscount]

Leadership? Linear.
Use thrallherds within thrallherds.
Way too many thralls.

The word linear
It's three syllables to me
Different strokes, then

Noble Fleshraker
You are my one companion
I need no others

[eggynack]

The word linear
It's three syllables to me
Different strokes, then

In my heart there lies,
a poet, whispering words.
I guess he was sick.

Edit: Alternatively,
I am generous.
Buy seventeen syllables,
and you get one free.

[The Viscount]

Like noble Air Bud
Show me the rules restricting
Doesn't say I can't

Oh potent Ur-priest
You can do anything, yet
at the same time can't

[Venger]

Like noble Air Bud
Show me the rules restricting
Doesn't say I can't

Oh potent Ur-priest
You can do anything, yet
at the same time can't

Dragon disciples
They are dragons and they're not
Erwin would be proud

True resurrection
Death is a slap on the wrist
Hell's revolving door

[Dimers]

4E: Team Warlord
One-shots Tiamat before
Game is even out

[Jormengand]

Oh, poor Truenamer,
You can't do anything right,
Can you, my friend?

Incredible cheese:
Truename Targeting, Online!
Archers! Shoot them all!

Oh, and one more thing:
I can destroy people's soul
Have fun now, clerics.

[Venger]

Incredible cheese:
Truename Targeting, Online!
Archers! Shoot them all!

Oh, and one more thing:
I can destroy people's soul
Have fun now, clerics.

Yagami Laito
He kills by knowing your name
Dis truenaming now.