I'm terribly confused

[Kalmageddon]

First off, this is not a thread to discuss religions, the fact that religion is involved in the event that I'm about to tell you is not the focus of this discussion. (Scrubbed)

[Roland St. Jude]

Sheriff: If you wanted to conduct this discussion without reference to religion, you shouldn't have mentioned religion. Real world religion, modern or historical, is an Inappropriate Topic here, regardless of how central or tangential it may be to the story. Though in this instance, religion and the meaning thereof is pretty much intrinsic to your story and inquiry. Please do not restart this thread here.