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martianmister
2013-07-29, 05:22 PM
Seriously, isn't Malack looks hot damn sexy in the 18th panel (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0906.html)? That's some big chest...
Vinsfeld
2013-07-29, 05:34 PM
He's HOT, but that's because he's burning from the sun.
BrometheusJones
2013-07-29, 05:35 PM
I liked him better before he was on fire and about to explode into ash.

:smallsigh: Poor Malack.
denthor
2013-07-29, 05:39 PM
No this one is (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0676.html)but then again you are female.

first and second panels. Large chest and all. :smalleek:

Blonde and all:smallredface:
Sir_Leorik
2013-07-29, 05:52 PM
No, I think Gannji would probably get voted "Sexiest Male Lizardfolk Alive"; Malack would only have been eligible for "Sexiest Male Lizardfolk Undead" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0389.html). :smalltongue:
Demolator
2013-07-29, 06:08 PM
I always figured he was really dang slender but when I saw that I was like WOW, he's RIPPED! Why didn't he become a barbarian or something!:smallbiggrin:
martianmister
2013-07-29, 06:10 PM
I always figured he was really dang slender but when I saw that I was like WOW, he's RIPPED! Why didn't he become a barbarian or something!:smallbiggrin:

Well, he was a barbarian shaman (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0874.html) back then.


No, I think Gannji would probably get voted "Sexiest Male Lizardfolk Alive"; Malack would only have been eligible for "Sexiest Male Lizardfolk Undead" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0389.html). :smalltongue:

Kinda redundant for a joke, considering the thread name. Isn't it?
Gift Jeraff
2013-07-29, 10:41 PM
And look at all those veins. Dude is ripped.
Shred-Bot
2013-07-30, 06:05 AM
And look at all those veins. Dude is ripped.

Yeah, I always find a robust circulatory system to be quite attractive. Lub-dub, baby!
Killer Angel
2013-07-30, 06:47 AM
Seriously, isn't Malack looks hot damn sexy in the 18th panel (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0906.html)?

If I can paraphrase Nale: it never struck me 'til this moment, no. :smallwink:
Sir_Leorik
2013-07-30, 12:40 PM
Kinda redundant for a joke, considering the thread name. Isn't it?

Not according to "Townspeople" magazine it isn't! :smallwink:
Raphite1
2013-07-30, 02:36 PM
Some small part of my brain thinks that I should be surprised to learn that someone is sexually attracted to a stick-figure depiction of an ancient vampire snake burning to death

But honestly? Most of my brain was just waiting for this thread to show up.
BrometheusJones
2013-07-30, 07:53 PM
Some small part of my brain thinks that I should be surprised to learn that someone is sexually attracted to a stick-figure depiction of an ancient vampire snake burning to death

But honestly? Most of my brain was just waiting for this thread to show up.

Well... you ARE on the internet... it shouldnt be that surprising.
Vinsfeld
2013-07-30, 08:02 PM
Some small part of my brain thinks that I should be surprised to learn that someone is sexually attracted to a stick-figure depiction of an ancient vampire snake burning to death

I agree with you. Sabine is the real hottie of this comic.
Lvl45DM!
2013-07-31, 09:54 AM
Ok im bad at this kind of thing but...This is a joke right?
thereaper
2013-08-02, 12:35 AM
You should hope so. Pray, even.

The alternative does not bode well for the species.
JCAll
2013-08-02, 12:50 AM
If only Z had dispelled Malack's Protection from Daylight, only for him to start sparkling and run away in shame.
Killer Angel
2013-08-02, 06:34 AM
Some small part of my brain thinks that I should be surprised to learn that someone is sexually attracted to a stick-figure depiction of an ancient vampire snake burning to death

It's only a matter of how much developed and wild, is your imagination... :smalltongue: