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2014-05-15, 09:55 AM

I can't stabbity Targ! He's become one of my two main coffee suppliers, and is my favorite white mage.

*sets up a stabbitydeath mine for TPBM*

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2014-05-17, 03:56 PM
Llamazilla is too big for stabbitydeath mines to affect him, but poor EmeraldRose dies a Stompibitty death for not seeing Llamazilla's new movie yet!

V Wanders into the ocean and forgets to hold his breath.

Archonic Energy
2014-05-19, 03:39 AM

you know Llama boy it's been quite a while since I've done that!
stomp on Hippie for me dear chap then...

2014-05-21, 06:26 PM
Archonic Energy dies a *stabbity death* so the Hippie cannot get to him first.

Targ Collective
2014-05-21, 07:34 PM
"All Hail ts20fan, the Great Coder Pony!" I cry. I then leave without stabbing anyone.

2014-05-24, 10:25 AM
Targ dies a *stabbity death* for forgetting to stab somebody.

@V: Yeah, school's took a lot out of me. Glad to see I've been missed.

Laughing Dog
2014-05-26, 12:42 AM
Duedeons dies a *welcome-backitty death*.
Haven't seen you in a short while.

2014-05-27, 10:05 AM

V: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! :smallbiggrin:

Targ Collective
2014-05-27, 02:04 PM
I gave EmeraldRose a decanter of endless coffee in another thread. Hmm. *casts white magic on EmeraldRose to ensure caffeine in bloodstream stays at non-lethal methods no matter how much coffee she drinks*

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2014-06-19, 10:24 PM
Targ Collective should die a stabbity death because when he's flying, the shine from his hooves makes it hard to drive!

5a Violista
2014-06-19, 10:57 PM
Atreyu gets stabbed...or, rather, his wool gets stabbed with a shear so I can make a scarf.

2014-06-19, 11:32 PM
Mahonri Violist dies a stabbity death and a half for showing mercy.

2014-06-20, 09:49 PM
Doorhandle dies a *stabbity death* because I haven't stabbed anybody for months.

2014-06-26, 09:12 AM
*jumps into the thread and gives a didn'tlookatTPAMstabbitydeath because it isn't Friday yet*

2014-06-26, 04:51 PM
EmeraldRose dies a stabbity death because it's been too long since I've stabbed someone.

2014-06-28, 11:40 AM
ORione dies a *shoryuken-itty death because my controller is screwed up.

2014-07-07, 10:00 AM
Dudeons dies a *stabbity death* because this thread is somehow still alive.

2014-07-09, 08:36 AM
ts20fan dies an enthusiastic *STABBITTYDEATH* for thinking we would want to stop the stabbitying.

2014-07-09, 06:06 PM
EmeraldRose dies a *stabbity death* so I can steal all her valuable coffee mugs (and coffee)

2014-07-09, 06:52 PM
I'm sure Drakeburn has done something wrong at some time. For that, he dies. *stab*

2014-07-11, 07:58 AM
*looks in*
"Ooh, three people have posted!"
*stabs ORione*

ORione dies a ninja *stabbity death*.

2014-07-11, 08:22 AM
*ts20fan dies a spear-head stabbity sacrificial death because the Llama wanted more people to go to the SMBG thread*

2014-07-11, 11:32 AM
KuReshtin dies a *IT'SFRIDAYSTABBITY*!!

2014-07-12, 11:50 AM
EmeraldRose dies a merciful *stabbity death* because we're out of coffee.

2014-07-16, 01:05 PM
Elemental dies a *water-bladed stabbity death* for the flaming horse avatar.

2014-07-16, 01:17 PM
ts20fan dies an illogically stabby death because PONIES CAN'T TYPE, and your avatar clearly shows that

2014-07-22, 02:00 PM
Gandariel dies a *stabbity death* because I don't recall ever stabbing him before.

2014-07-22, 05:07 PM
Mistakes were made, Drakeburn dies a *stabbity death*

2014-07-23, 12:03 PM
Orm-Embar dies a *slay-itty death*, because dragon.

2014-07-23, 12:23 PM
Dudeons dies a *chompittydeath* because dragon. :smallamused:

2014-07-24, 09:21 AM
EmeraldRose dies a retributory *STABBITY DEATH* for stabbity-deathing me earlier. :smallmad:

2014-07-24, 10:11 AM
KuReshtin dies a *stabbity death*. I'd tell you why, but it's part of a top secret research programme conducted in the deserts of New Mexico.

Laughing Dog
2014-07-24, 07:37 PM
Elemental dies a *smash-itty death*.
Emerald Rose gets an everfull mug of cappucino.

2014-07-26, 08:48 PM
Laughing Dog dies a *stabbity death* because it's Deja Vu all over again.

Targ Collective
2014-07-27, 01:41 AM

*Casts spell to make the next three posters unstabbable*


2014-07-27, 06:22 AM
*stabs Targ Collective for interfering with the game*

*dispels the magic*

*yes I know that will make me stabbable*

2014-07-27, 12:46 PM
ORione dies a *stabbity death* for the consequences of dispelling protection.

*wears a stab-proof body armor, helmet, gloves, and boots*

2014-07-27, 03:30 PM
Drakeburn dies a *lashing death* for forgetting we have other types of weapons.

2014-07-27, 10:16 PM
And EmeraldRose dies a *stabbity death* for forgetting to protect against the basics.

2014-07-28, 12:36 AM
And you Sir, die a *stabbity death* so I can steal your fiery powers.

2014-07-30, 01:39 AM
Elemental dies a *splash-itty death* because he has plenty of fire already!

2014-08-01, 12:55 PM
Dudeons dies a *stabbity death* because... I can?

Targ Collective
2014-08-01, 05:36 PM

*Casts Wall of Coffee around EmeraldRose in a bid to protect her in a thematically appropriate way*


2014-08-01, 07:18 PM
*grins at fondly*

2014-08-02, 06:01 AM
*sets the Wall of Coffee on fire*

It's the next best thing after stabbing.

2014-08-03, 10:59 AM
*gets a scroll of Cloud of Daggers*

*uses it so Elemental and the next 3 TPBM die a stabbity death*

Laughing Dog
2014-08-04, 11:13 AM
Drakeburn dies a *drowning death* as I destroy his boat with a well placed cannon shot.

Archonic Energy
2014-08-07, 03:36 AM
Laughing Dog dies a *STABBITY DEATH* for failing to have an evil laugh after they Blew up Drakeburn's Boat.
*drop, drop, drop, the Smellie Hippie mines*

2014-08-07, 05:25 AM
Archonic Energy dies a *spoon-stabbity death* because the cake is almost gone.

2014-08-07, 05:30 AM
KuReshtin dieth a stabbity death for trying to infiltrate Daft Punk.

2014-08-07, 09:30 AM
Amiria dies a stabbity death because I ran out of feta.

2014-08-07, 01:32 PM
ghost_warlock dies a *glugitty death* by plugging the hole of my boat with his face.

Targ Collective
2014-08-07, 03:37 PM

*Casts fireproof Wall of Coffee on EmeraldRose in a bid to protect her adequately*

*Apologises for the flame fiasco*

*dematerialises fully*

2014-08-10, 10:29 PM
*summons Ghost Sword*

*reads instruction manual*

Targ Collective dies a stabbity death for reasons that are.... immaterial.

2014-08-11, 06:00 AM
Orm-Embar dies a *gets bit by a venomous snake-itty death* since it seems appropriate due to the first part of his name translated into Swedish gives the word Snake in English.

2014-08-20, 01:13 AM
KuReshtin dies *stabbity death* because who cares about physics? Liquids can so hold knives.

2014-08-21, 02:24 PM
Elemental dies a *shattery-death* because it turns out that frozen water is difficult to stab and I care about physics.

2014-08-21, 03:10 PM
I'm going to go with a good old fashioned here, and give you a *STABBITYDEATH*, because sometimes simple is best. :smallwink:

2014-08-21, 05:41 PM
EmeraldRose dies of a *JUMP-ATTACK-STABBITY-DEATH* because I want to spice things up a bit. :smallwink:

2014-08-22, 04:57 PM
AsteronIronhoof dies a *backflippity-jumpstabbity-oompaloomafied.... DEATH*. Because I want to spice things up a bit more.

2014-08-22, 10:45 PM
Ts20fan dies a *stabbity death* with a knife coated in cinnamon.

2014-08-23, 11:15 PM
Elemental dies a *freeze-itty death*.

*takes off sunglasses*

He had a victory, but then he...

:smallcool:: Let it go.


2014-08-25, 10:48 PM
Dudeons dies a *stabbity death* for mixing references.

Archonic Energy
2014-08-26, 05:29 AM
PIk dies a *Stabbity death* for mixing Cases. mines for hippie silly americans! have more mines!

2014-08-26, 10:00 AM
Archonic Energy dies a *stabbity death*. As I am currently inorganic, that should assist me greatly in resisting his psionic abilities.

2014-08-26, 03:57 PM
Elemental dies a *stabbitydeath* to see if this dagger has any vampiric properties. I need my ankle to heal faster.

2014-08-26, 04:01 PM
EmeraldRose dies a *stabbity death* because I'm testing out my healing shiv.

Darius Midnite
2014-08-26, 05:21 PM
I can only stab a person so many times before they become a pulp of perforated meat, and that makes me sad..
*Stab stab stabbity*

2014-08-29, 06:41 PM
Darius Midnite dies a *stabbitydeath* for no reason, just 'cause.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2014-08-31, 07:55 AM
Orm dies a stabbity death because reading his sig line reminded me of the fact that our encounter with the dragon in last night's 3.5 session ended VERY poorly.

Archonic Energy
2014-08-31, 09:27 AM
Llama Dies a *Stabbity Death* for [insert valid reason here]

2014-08-31, 01:27 PM
Archie dies a *stabbity death* for {INSERT INVALID REASON HERE}.

2014-08-31, 04:29 PM
PurityIceKiller dies a *stabbity death* for a whole busload of reasons.

2014-08-31, 11:23 PM
Dudeons dies a *Stabbity Death* for editing without filling in the reason.

Archonic Energy
2014-09-01, 07:30 AM
TBFProgrammer dies a *Stabbity Death* for having reasons... reasons are so last thread. it's all about the random violence now!

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2014-09-01, 09:06 AM
Archie dies a stabbity death for not adhering to the traditions of our people.

Septimus Faber
2014-09-01, 09:25 AM
Atreyu dies a *stabbity death* for refusing to move with the times.

2014-09-01, 11:08 AM
SeptimusFabrius dies a stabbitydeath because the stars are rightly aligned at last.

2014-09-01, 01:02 PM
Orm-Embar dies a *stabbity death* for using red text.

2014-09-01, 11:50 PM
PurityIcekiller dies a *stabbity death* in order to prevent an event occurring! I'd tell you which one, but then I'd have to stab everyone.

2014-09-02, 11:20 AM
Elemental dies a *stabbitydeath* for not letting everyone in on the secret reasons.

2014-09-02, 01:56 PM
Emerald Rose dies a *stabbitydeath* for The Greater Good.

2014-09-03, 12:41 PM
Orm-Embar dies a *stabbitty-death* for the good of those seen as lesser.

Dire Moose
2014-09-18, 11:08 PM
TBFProgrammer dies a *Stabbity Death!* because his dog annoyed me. And his dog also dies a *Stabbity Death!*

2014-09-18, 11:54 PM
Dire Moose dies a *stabbity death* so he can be a die-er moose instead.

2014-09-19, 07:08 AM
Purity dies a *stabbitydeath* to remind him to get some more dragons. How else are we going to take over the world without thousands of dragons?

2014-09-21, 04:15 PM
EmeraldRose dies a *stabbity death* to avenge PurityIceKiller.

Septimus Faber
2014-09-21, 04:24 PM
Drakeburn dies a *stabbity death* because come on, look at his avatar. It's better than drowning, right?


2014-09-21, 04:40 PM
SeptimusFabrius is placed on the altar for a sacrificial *stabbitydeath* because the gateway isn't going to open itself, you know.

2014-09-21, 07:24 PM
Orm-Embar dies a *stabbity death* because I'm feeling sick and miserable and want to take it out on something.

Archonic Energy
2014-09-22, 08:07 AM
here let me help then...
*Stabbity Death*
to ease your suffering...
*harvest organs*
... for the money...

2014-09-22, 07:45 PM
Archonic Energy dies a *Stabbity-Death* because two sets of organs for the price of none.

2014-09-25, 08:44 AM
TBF dies a *stabbity death* because I haven't been here in a while, and he got in the way.

*goes to buy another dagger with Archie's name on it*

2014-09-25, 09:37 AM
Hi hippie!

*protectibbity* for my favorite pirate hippie :smallbiggrin:

*hiddenstabbitydeath* for the next person

2014-09-25, 10:03 AM
EmeraldRose should die a stabbity death because of the original rules of the game :smallcool:

2014-09-25, 01:27 PM
B-Man dies a *mud-slappity* death because that how that game is supposed to work.

2014-09-25, 01:31 PM
Drakeburn dies a *cannon-ibbity death* because it's still close enough to TLAP Day!
*cannon ball continues trajectory to pierce Archie as well*

2014-09-26, 03:36 PM
smellie_hippie dies a *stabbity death* so I can frame TPBM.

Laughing Dog
2014-09-27, 07:57 AM
copycatcat dies a *bludgeonity death* via my trusted mace for trying to frame me for a stabbity. I think I've stabbity-ed once.

2014-09-30, 08:51 AM
Laughing Dog dies a *stabbitydeath* because *stabbity*.

2014-09-30, 09:07 AM
EmeraldRose gets a *protection-ibbity* and a cup of coffee (sorry it's the day after International Coffee Day...)


2014-09-30, 09:39 AM
smellie_hippie dies a *landmine-ity* death when I push him into his own landmines.

2014-09-30, 03:44 PM
Drakeburn dies a *nooseity death* for his crimes against humanity.

2014-09-30, 04:07 PM
copycatcat dies a *stabbitydeath* in order to test out an old saying, "The mightiest wizard falls at one blow of the sword."

2014-10-02, 02:27 PM
Archonic Energy dies a *stabbity death*
If you have to ask, you don't need to know.

2014-10-02, 07:20 PM
smellie_hippie dies a *interrogate - ity* death because I WANT TO KNOW!!!

2014-10-02, 09:55 PM
Drakeburn dies a *Stabbity Death* to keep the secret from getting out.

2014-10-02, 10:09 PM
TBF must unfortunately bear the brunt of my wrath for now since I can neither scream, swear, or otherwise have the confrontation I so desperately desire with everyone in my house asleep, and must remain within the bounds of both the filter and the Forum rules when posting. My apologies TBF.


Targ Collective
2014-10-03, 01:49 AM

*Hands coffee* There there.

2014-10-04, 03:37 PM
Targ Collective dies a *stabbity death* because he didn't stab The-Person-Above-Him.

2014-10-04, 05:57 PM
Drakeburn dies a *stabbitydeath* because of regulations.

2014-10-05, 11:38 AM
Orm-Embar dies a *Sliceibbity death* because you can't really take down a dragon if your sword gets wedged between the scales, so stabbing is clearly out.

Laughing Dog
2014-10-05, 02:47 PM
TBFProgrammer dies a *cannon-ibbity death*.
Orm-Embar dies a *cannon-ibbity death*.
Drakeburn's boat dies a *cannon-ibbity death*.
Drakeburn dies a *drown-itty death*.
Targ Collective dies a *cannon-ibbity death*.
I return the cannon to smellie_hippie.

2014-10-05, 04:09 PM
Laughing Dog dies a *drown-ity* death. If I'm going down, then I'm taking him down with me!

2014-10-05, 04:30 PM
Drakeburn dies a *stabbity death* because everyone goes down. That's how gravity works.

2014-10-05, 06:00 PM
PurityIceKiller dies a *Splateritty Death* while demonstrating how gravity works.

2014-10-06, 11:35 AM
TBFProgrammer should die a stabbity death for lack of a better reason.

* stab *

2014-10-06, 11:42 AM
b-man should die a stabbity death because it's a rare opportunity i cannot pass up.

2014-10-07, 08:42 AM
caw will die a *stabbitydeath* because caw. :smallwink:

2014-10-07, 08:57 AM
*gives coffee*
*leaves thread*

2014-10-13, 08:51 AM
smellie_hippie dies a *midevial plague-itty* death for looking like a hippie pirate.

2014-10-13, 11:02 AM
KuReshtin dies a *Stabbity-Death* to prevent further spread of the plague.

Targ Collective
2014-10-14, 04:50 AM
*Is offered knife*

*Refuses to stab*

*Explains 'It's not my way.'.

*Floods thread with coffee in honour of the almighty Coffee Queen*

2014-10-14, 08:49 AM

*accepts tribute*

*Coffee pot dies a stabbity death to fill the cup*

Archonic Energy
2014-10-14, 12:52 PM
Archonic Energy dies a *stabbity death*
If you have to ask, you don't need to know.


ER dies a *poisoned Coffeety* death for not drinking tea.
*swirls teapot* places mines
*pours tea into china cup*places more mines
*adds milk*(modern china won't crack so this is the correct way to do it and i'll hear no differently)
*sip* places sentry guns
what ho dear chap

2014-10-14, 02:10 PM
Archonic energy dies a *stabbity death* for having such stupid and convoluted reasons to poison somebody.

2014-10-14, 05:40 PM
Copycatcat dies an *Explosivitty Death* because I hacked AE's sentry gun and used it to blow up AE's mines and Copycatcat happened to still be around.

Dire Moose
2014-10-15, 12:04 AM
TBFProgrammer dies an *OmNomNommity Death!* at the hands (er, teeth) of my pet tyrannosaur.

2014-10-15, 07:06 AM
Dire Moose dies a *ELE meteor-itty death* for keeping pet Tyrannosaurs.

2014-10-15, 09:28 AM
KuReshtin dies a *nuked-from-orbit-ibbity death* because AE is probably close enough to receive the fallout... :smallamused:

"It's the only way to be sure..."

2014-10-15, 09:34 AM
Deadbolt says smelliiehippie must die a *stabbitydeath*.

Archonic Energy
2014-10-15, 09:45 AM
Bad luck dear chap but you seem to be between my target and I so I'm afraid I'm going to have to stabbity you.

No hard feelings.
obvious mines are obvious...

2014-10-15, 09:42 PM
Archonic Energy dies a *spear-ity* death because smellie_hippie was stabbed anyways.
And so I can stab TPBM as well

2014-10-16, 10:08 AM
Drakeburn dies a *planeshiftity death* so I can use that spell.

2014-10-16, 10:20 AM
copycatcat should die a stabbity death because I need to practise my stabbities.

* stab *

2014-10-16, 04:52 PM
B-man dies a *Stabbity-Death* for petty vengeance.

Targ Collective
2014-10-17, 12:49 AM
*Suddenly appears, hugs everyone, dodging all stabbities, offers EmeraldRose a coffee, and disappears as mysteriously as I came*

2014-10-17, 12:51 AM
*stabs* Well, someone has to get stabbed, it can't all be hugs and coffee.... ._.

2014-10-17, 12:53 PM
Haruki-kun dies a *stabbitydeath* for denying me coffee. Also for being in the wrong place at the right time.

2014-10-17, 01:25 PM
Orm-Embar dies a *supercaffeinatedstabbitydeath* because it's what I do.

2014-10-17, 07:51 PM
EmeraldRose dies a *baby dragon-ity* death because my dragon eggs hatched before hers could.

Archonic Energy
2014-10-22, 12:45 PM
drakeburn dies a *stabbity death* for hatching Dragons.
do you KNOW how dangerous those things are?!

2014-10-22, 02:08 PM
Archonic Energy should die a stabbity death because, even though I am not smellie_hippie, you are indeed the next target.

* stab *

2014-10-22, 02:47 PM
Stabbity death because I'm on a bus and really hate it.

2014-10-22, 02:48 PM
Here's a mercy *stabbitydeath* just for you.

Plus some post-death coffee. On the house. :smallwink:

2014-10-22, 05:42 PM
EmeraldRose dies a *stabbitydeath* because lawfulness means obeying the rules, always.

2014-10-26, 12:18 PM
Orm-Embar dies a *stabbity death* so I can have a meat shield to protect me from TPBM.

2014-10-26, 04:27 PM
Drakeburn dies the *death by a thousand stabbity* because I needed something to put on my car's roof.

2014-10-26, 08:07 PM
GPuzzle should die a stabbity death to match the dead avatar.

* stab *

2014-10-27, 11:56 AM
B-Man dies a *stabbi-

Screw that! B-Man is too adorable! *buries with cookies*

TPBM, you shall take B-Man's *stabbity death* in his place.

2014-10-27, 10:11 PM
In self defense, Dudeons must die a *stabbitydeath* before he can carry out his rule-breaking attack.

2014-10-27, 11:00 PM
Since I can't exactly stab someone who already got stabbed, B-Man dies an overdue *Stabbitty-Death*.

Archonic Energy
2014-10-29, 03:56 AM
TBFPROGRAMMER dies a stabbity death because the auto correct on my mobile wouldn't accept your name *stab*
Also: mines for hippie.

Targ Collective
2014-10-29, 04:39 AM
*"Ah! I see EmeraldRose's unfortunate demonic proclivities have come to an end. Fancy a coffee in celebration ER?"*

*Wanders off, coincidentally forgetting to be stabbing or stabbed*

2014-10-29, 09:53 AM
*throws knife*

Stabbity ranged attack death! Don't you forget to be stabbed EVERY DAY.

2014-10-29, 11:20 AM
Don't you forget to be stabbed EVERY DAY.

Words to live by! *stabs*

2014-10-29, 11:36 PM
Orm-Embar dies a *stabbity death* because I Nanowrimo is in three days!!!
My fingers need the exercise.

2014-10-30, 08:51 AM
I will give you a *stabbitydeath* so you won't have to worry about it. :smallamused:

Archonic Energy
2014-10-31, 08:21 AM
and as you wake up you notice your coffee has been poisoned with pumkin spice...

ER dies a *scared-to-deathabbity Death* on this most frightful day...

2014-10-31, 09:20 AM
Archonic Energy should die a stabbity death for the heinous crimes against coffee. Seriously, flavouring coffee? :smallsigh:

* stab *

2014-10-31, 09:36 AM
Don't judge others for their coffee preferences! D=


2014-11-02, 09:54 AM
Haruki-kun dies a *stabbity death* so I can loot his corpse.

2014-11-02, 11:34 AM
*Drakeburn dies a stabbitydeath because it's what we do here*

Targ Collective
2014-11-02, 04:17 PM
EmeraldRose gets some highly dangerous dark chocolate covered, milk chocolate covered and white chocolate covered coffee beans. They're in separate bags by type.

I then lay a Stabbity mine for TPBM and leave.

2014-11-02, 05:21 PM
I watch the trap being laid, and deftly avoid it as I materialize from the shadows at just the proper moment for Targ Collective to die a *stabbitydeath* -- for none may escape his fate.

2014-11-02, 05:46 PM

Archonic Energy
2014-11-05, 04:56 AM

get it? he's copycatcat so I copied him... never mind *Stabbity* and a mind for hippie should he appear.

Dire Moose
2014-11-05, 10:22 AM
Archonic Energy dies a *mutually-annihilating-y death* due to being canceled out with Demonic Energy

2014-11-05, 11:26 AM
Dire Moose should die a stabbity death because I still have debates over the pluralisation of moose. Humorously enough, I've found a consensus that the correct term is 'meese' and we've been saying it wrong this whole time.

* stab *

2014-11-05, 01:22 PM
i stab u lol

2014-11-05, 01:26 PM
Ruki dies a *stabbitydeath* to free him from the pre-teen text affliction.

2014-11-05, 08:26 PM
Emerald Rose dies a *poisoned coffee-ity death* because.

2014-11-06, 12:36 AM
Copycatcat dies a *poisoned coffee-itty death* because it is fun to copy a copycat.

2014-11-06, 12:51 AM
TPAM, TBFP, dies a Stabbity Death because coffee must never be weaponized.

2014-11-06, 10:42 AM
Haruki dies a *stabbity death* for insulting American coffee.

Laughing Dog
2014-11-06, 01:06 PM
*loads a prototype weapon from Fullbladder Manufacturing with thousands of dice*

*aims at Dudeons*
*presses the button that says 'Fire*
*watches as Dudeons dies a *machine-gun-diceitty death**
*watches as Haruki-kun also dies such a death*
*finally shuts the thing off*
*writes up a feasability report and submits it to the proper peoples*

Also... Targ Collective dies a *fireball-itty death*

2014-11-06, 03:42 PM
Laughing Dog dies a *stabbity death* so I can steal his weapon.

*stuffs Laughing Dog's dead body into the bag of holding as well*

2014-11-06, 04:30 PM
Drakeburn dies a *stabbitydeath* since all the cool kids are doing it.

V: :smallconfused: I don't put anything in my coffee, much less poison. And weren't you the one killing people with food items? :smallamused:

2014-11-06, 05:10 PM
Emerald Rose dies a *whetstone bludgeonity death* because whetstones are cool.

And revenge for her assisting TBFP in the art of getting me to drink coffee, let alone poisoned coffee.

@V: Or maybe you didn't help him. If not, I'm claiming you did anyway. (Besides, I did it to only you, and you're the one who everyone makes the coffee jokes about anyway.)

2014-11-06, 06:28 PM
Copycatcat dies a *stabbitydeath* in the interest of irony.

2014-11-07, 05:18 PM
Orm-Embar dies an *Enraged Elephant-y Death * in the interest of ivory.

2014-11-07, 06:43 PM
Lifscuetorya dies a *stabbity death* so I can steal the ivory.

2014-11-07, 08:51 PM
Drakeburn dies a *whetsonebludgeonity death.*

2014-11-08, 05:48 PM
*stabbity-stab-stab* Because I felt like it.

2014-11-08, 05:59 PM

Waaaaait a minute! That's a Mod dressed up like an angel! It's a trick! :smalleek:

*runs and hides*

2014-11-08, 09:03 PM
EmeraldRose dies a *hammery (http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140514052956/cardfight/images/b/b5/Banhammer.jpg) death*

2014-11-08, 10:39 PM
*rolls d10*
*wandity death*

2014-11-09, 10:50 AM
Copycatcat dies a *stabbitydeath* because the knife slipped. Several times.

2014-11-09, 10:54 AM
Orm dies a *Stabbity Death* because he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.

2014-11-09, 11:17 AM
Haruki-kun dies a *stabbity death* because I accidentally Varg'ed.

2014-11-10, 03:50 AM
GPuzzle dies a *whetstoneity death* because my knife was dull with no time to sharpen it.

2014-11-10, 03:23 PM
copycatcat dieth a stabbity death because of outdated information in his or her or its signature.

2014-11-12, 05:41 PM
Amiria dies a *stabbitydeath*. I don't know why.

2014-11-12, 09:54 PM
Orm dies a messy, rending, fox-fang stabbity death for stabbing Amiria and not even knowing why!

2014-11-13, 08:45 PM

2014-11-13, 09:26 PM
copycatcat's whetstone dies a *stabbity death* so she can't use it anymore.

2014-11-14, 10:47 AM
Drakeburn should die a stabbity death because it's been too long since my last stabbity death.

* stab *

2014-11-14, 11:32 AM
B is right! It has been too long since his last *stabbitydeath*!

2014-11-15, 10:55 AM
Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, LOVELY STAB! Wonderful stab!

Dire Moose
2014-11-16, 09:50 AM
Haruki-kun's song is so annoying that I can't take it any more. I am forced to silence him permanently with a *stabbity death!*

2014-11-17, 10:08 AM
Dire Moose should die a stabbity death in order to assist my waking up.

* stab *

2014-11-17, 07:50 PM
B-Man dies a *stabbity death* so he can go back to sleep.

2014-11-18, 04:52 PM
Stab, stab, stab, baked beans and stab!

Just because I couldn't decide which way to use that reference in my last post.

2014-11-18, 05:46 PM
Haruki-kun dies a *stabbity death* because bored!

2014-11-18, 06:26 PM
PersonOfJid dies a *paladin-itty death* for stabbing an angel.

2014-11-19, 09:09 AM
Dudeons dies a *stabbitydeath*.

2014-11-19, 12:32 PM
EmeraldRose dies a *stabbitydeath* BECAUSE OF REASONS.

Or more specifically, the lack of those.

2014-11-19, 01:05 PM
GPuzzle should die a stabbity death because I feel like this is a more constructive way of relieving stress caused by my roommate.

* stab *

2014-11-19, 02:51 PM
B-Man dies an extra-powerful *stabbity death* that goes through him and hits his roommate as well.

2014-12-24, 03:15 AM
Dudeons dies a *stabbity death* to make my return more dramatic!

2014-12-24, 08:30 AM
PurityIcekiller dies a *stabbitydeath* in order to provide even more drama! Or maybe irony, those are easy to get mixed up.

2014-12-26, 04:04 AM
Orm-Embar dies a *subtle stabbity death* to make my return less dramatic, and so that I can take a long stroll away before they realize 1) I'm here, 2) they've been stabbed, and 3) They're dyi- no wait, dead.

2014-12-26, 07:56 AM
Zaydos should die a stabbity death because I will it.

* stab *

2014-12-26, 01:47 PM
B-Man dies a *stabbity death* because he's a RED spy! See, RED! No, wait, that's blood.

2014-12-26, 02:07 PM
GPuzzle will now die a *STABBITYDEATH* because I am apparently getting sick. Or at least sneezy and coughy. And coughy isn't nearly as nice as coffee. Anyway...*STAB*

2014-12-27, 12:44 PM
EmeraldRose dies a *firebally death* because there're way too many stabbity deaths.

2014-12-27, 10:55 PM
goto124 should die a stabbity death to relish in the simplicity of stabbitying your adversary. It's a soothing kind of feeling as the blade just stabbities knowing that the favour shall be returned in time.

Erm... I think this has gone on long enough. Quite right.

* stab *

2014-12-28, 02:35 AM
B-Man does not die a *stabbity death* when I approach him, instead receiving a simple back pat and hello.

Twenty eight minutes later he dies a *stabbity death* due to the spectral knife injected into him through the back pat which wormed its way into his heart and stabbed it directly.

2015-01-08, 06:15 PM
Zaydos dies a *YOUKILLEDTHETHREADSTABBITYDEATH* from the future!

2015-01-08, 06:20 PM
EmeraldRose dies a *stabbity death* so I can turn her into a ringwraith.

2015-01-09, 08:19 AM
Drakeburn should die a stabbity death because it's my first stabbity of the new year.

* stab *

2015-01-17, 07:35 PM
B-man dies a *whetstone-to-the-nose death* for getting stabbity!

Targ Collective
2015-01-18, 11:44 AM
goto124 gets a hug and a warning to get out, some of the people on this thread can be pretty violent.

2015-01-18, 02:01 PM
*joins group hug*

*walks away while counting to 3 as I wait for Targ and goto to realize that they've been fatally stabbed*

@v: I'm only a half-dragon so you'd only become a half-king.

2015-01-18, 06:25 PM
Zaydos dies a *stabbity death* so I can become king.

What? Bard became king when he shot down Smaug. Didn't he?

2015-01-20, 07:21 AM
Some say he's an opportunist, who stabbed TPA to be the king and that he sneaks around used car lots to rummage for spare parts for his evil "Stab-o-Matic 3000" robot project.

All we know is that Drakeburn dies an *inevitable betrayal stabbity death* as said project backfires and targets him.

2015-01-20, 08:41 AM
KuReshtin should die a stabbity death because

** NullPointerException error **
Expected a reason, returned null

Thread PID:727

Targ Collective
2015-01-20, 02:59 PM
*Teleports thread to the realm of extremely powerful magnets*

*Watches everyone get disarmed*

*Teleports thread back*

*Gives TPAM a hug*

V Well done! I was wondering how long it would take someone to realise that.

2015-01-20, 03:08 PM
B-Man and Targ die a *stabbity death* via dragon bone spear. Not all weapons are ferrous after all.

2015-01-20, 03:27 PM

Because it's what we do here.

*gets call*

Ok, apparently unfocused stabbitys are not allowed. So, Zaydos gets a friendly *stabbitydeath* from one dragon to another.

Targ Collective
2015-01-20, 05:00 PM
*Offers espresso*

*Pleads for protection against the violent denizens of this thread*

2015-01-21, 02:59 AM
Plea for protection DENIED!

Targ Collective dies a *hot silver poker through the eye-ity death* for repeatedly trying to de-violentify the thread.

2015-01-21, 03:02 AM
KuReshtin dies a *smelted down and forged into a javelin-ity death* So I can throw him at Emerald Dragon so she too dies a *stabbity death* For none must live, not even I!

2015-01-21, 06:27 AM
I summon my Holy Blade and make Zaydos die a *Smitey Evil death* for his Evil deeds!

2015-01-21, 11:01 AM
goto124 dies an *IMPOSSIBLE death* as I crush him under a gigantic d12.

2015-01-22, 04:10 AM
10 *stabbity* Dudeons
20 goto 10

Because BASIC!

Archonic Energy
2015-01-26, 02:25 AM
KuReshtin dies a stabbity Death for only being at the meet for the day.
how are you going to play late night live werewolf?
you aren't is the answer!

2015-01-27, 09:49 PM
Archonic Energy should die a stabbity death because he was probably a Wolf.

* stab *

2015-01-28, 02:56 AM
I borrow Sharpy's knife and STAB the wolf-racist!

2015-01-28, 03:39 AM
My bone spear goes to 124 causing a *stabbity death* along the way.

2015-01-28, 06:13 AM
Zaydos dies a *floated from the airlock-itty* death because that's what Cylons deserve!

2015-01-28, 12:32 PM
KuReshtin dies a STABBITYDEATH because my knee hurts. :smallfrown:

Alas...the pain did not transfer...

2015-01-28, 09:23 PM
EmeraldRose dies a *overdose of glucosamine supplements* death! Or were those badly-made pills by an unreliable dishonest company?

2015-02-08, 04:11 PM
goto124 dies a *stabbity death* because I haven't stabbed anybody in a while.

2015-02-08, 04:18 PM
Drakeburn dies a *stabbity death* because he was asking for it... by posting in this thread.

*ensures will is in order*

Targ Collective
2015-02-09, 01:57 PM
*Plane shifts thread to the Elysium police force headquarters*

*Laughs as they all get stabbed for crimes against life*

*Planeshifts thread back*

*Offers EmeraldRose an espresso, if it pleases her*

2015-02-10, 01:31 AM
Targ dies a espresso overdose death!

2015-02-10, 01:50 AM
goto124 dies a *stabbity death* because he was the only third person I can stab at the moment.

2015-02-10, 02:10 AM
Drakeburn dies a *stabbity death* because he was convenient.

2015-02-10, 09:30 AM
*accepts the proffered espresso from Targ*


*watches the newborn snowstorm outside*

*causes Zaydos to die a STABBITYDEATH because while lovely, the snow will soon cause traffic to snarl and wet, slushy mess to be tracked into houses, and someone must pay*