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2015-02-11, 07:48 AM
I summon Elsa, and argue with her until EmeraldRose dies a *snowstorm- induced frostbitey death*

Mercenary Pen
2015-02-12, 05:17 AM
I fashion a meteor into the shape of a sword, then drop it from orbit to give goto124 a Meteor-stabbity death.

Archonic Energy
2015-02-28, 04:07 PM
Merc dies a *stabbity death* for surviving me being DM.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2015-03-08, 09:38 PM
Archie dies a stabbity death because Hippie is a little too distracted to do it himself right now.

V ACK! My breathren have betrayed me.

2015-03-09, 10:22 AM
With my druidic powers I give a *llama-horde-trampling-death* to Atreyu

Laughing Dog
2015-03-09, 10:43 AM
*bludgeonity death*

From a warmace, no less.

@V: Alas, Capsacin, my One True Weakness.

2015-03-09, 06:42 PM
Laughing Dog dies a *pepper spray-itty* death in order to demonstrate a proper warmace.

Darius Midnite
2015-03-15, 06:00 AM
*Stabs to death with a pepper-spray can*
It's just a matter of practice really.

2015-03-15, 12:57 PM
I trample Darius to death in my rush to get to the pepper spray. Capsaicin: yum.

2015-03-17, 01:06 AM
Trevortni dies a *spray-of-perfume-in-the-eyes* death. Why use pepper spray when DiorTM works just as well?

2015-03-31, 04:35 PM
goto124 dieth a stabbity death and should feel honored about it because I have returned and I haven't stabbed someone for months.

Laughing Dog
2015-04-01, 10:19 PM
Amiria dies a *HEADSHOT death* from my Culverin Royale... on the other side of the map.

I was aiming at goto124.

2015-04-07, 06:29 AM
Laughing Dog dies a *backstabbity death* for camping on the other side of the map.

2015-04-07, 12:37 PM
KuReshtin is put into an eternal *spindle pricketty sleep* because I need to make an Evil Queen PrC and I've decided evil fairies from Sleeping Beauty counts. Never forget to invite the angry fairy because you lack a plate, slight someone else.

2015-04-07, 11:33 PM
Zaydos dies a *stabbity death* for not having enough plates. I may not be an evil fairy, but I still don't like being slighted.

2015-04-10, 07:36 PM
PurityIceKiller dies a stabbity death because I feel like it

Archonic Energy
2015-04-12, 07:38 AM
hey look...
it's WXD!
oh, never mind. gone now.

2015-04-13, 11:35 AM
and a stabbity death for you, you stab me? I stab you back and then lightning strikes you

2015-04-18, 10:42 AM
wxdruid dies a *stabbity death* because she broke the 3 post rule.

2015-04-18, 04:29 PM
For the benefit of Mr. Kite
there will be a *stab* tonight on SMBG.
The Playgrounders will all be there,
Stabbing, stabbing through the thread, what a scene.

2015-05-04, 09:12 PM
Too many words.


2015-05-04, 09:22 PM
What do you have against a little description and play with the stabbing? Fine... Madmal suffers a *stabbity death*.

2015-05-04, 10:44 PM
Zaydos dies a *stabbity death* for putting the stabbing at the end of the post. You've got to make it as early as possible so the target doesn't have a chance to run or dodge.

Blue Ghost
2015-05-04, 10:49 PM
But don't you know that it's standard supervillain courtesy to wait until the end of your monologue to kill the hero? Not only is it rude to kill the hero without telling them your evil plan, you miss out on the pleasure of gloating before their helplessness. Now that I have elucidated the error of your ways, it is time for me to deliver the killing blow.
*stab--* Ah, dammit.

Darius Midnite
2015-05-05, 09:43 AM
Would love to do a big elaborate rant before killing you, but my heart is simply not in it. *Stabbity* I'm in yours now though.

2015-05-05, 08:49 PM
Darius. I've encountered you in the Kiss or Kill thread.
I didn't kiss you. That comes later.
If it's any consolation, I view you as a worthy opponent. One whom I might even call a friend, were I not an incarnation of all warlord villain cliches, paired with a few tropes about dark elves and some humor from the Giant and Brian Cleffinger.
But I'm afraid I've moved past the need for a rival. I never had a goal for after I conquered everything, but now I do.
I will lower taxes, bridge the income gap, place many egalitarian laws in place, set up a successor based on merits rather than bloodline (s/he will, naturally, still be a drow), legalize all marriage (or equivalent institutions), and await the day when government is no longer needed to keep people from Chaos. Then, when there is no need for government, me or one of my successors will abolish it (or at least suspend it). That is my dream. A world without fear. A world without chaos. A world without evil.
A much better goal than burning the world to see if I can.

Anyway, the point is that I've outgrown you. I don't need you to keep me going anymore, because now I have a clear goal.

*Beheads Darius*

2015-05-06, 10:10 AM
Zzzzz... sorry, has that speech been finished yet?

Oh, it is?

Xihirli dies an *impatient stabbitty death*

I hate NPCs who are magically immune to everything until they've finished their monologue...

2015-05-06, 10:13 AM
goto124 dies a *stabbity death* for calling a fellow Playgrounder an NPC. That's insulting!

2015-05-07, 01:34 AM
Hey some of us are NPCs!

Thus Purity dies a *stabbity death* for disrespecting us non-player characters out there.

2015-05-07, 02:36 PM
Hey, aren't I dead?
Screw it.


Targ Collective
2015-05-07, 04:11 PM
*At this point a general turns up declaring all this stabbing is 'Silly. Far too silly.*

*I smile in the background as he gets fatally stabbed and leave*.

2015-05-09, 02:39 PM
Ah! Zombie! *Stabs Xihirli*

*Then stabs Targ for confusing me with the page break*

2015-05-09, 03:28 PM
If I'm a zombie, then I guess that stab didn't hurt.

*Cuts open TPAM with Standard-Issue-Scimitars*

2015-05-09, 08:52 PM
Xihirli dies a *stabbity death* for underestimating the power of blades dipped in holy water.

2015-05-10, 12:49 PM
Ah, Purity, we meet again. It is time at last to cross blades once more, to hear the song of steel on steel, and dance the bloody dance of death. Are you prepared, dear Icekiller, for I am a far less forgiving foe than mere cold and frozen water. It is a battle which will rage from the highest mountain to the deepest abyssal depth of the open ocean. A fight that will crack continents and send moons from their orbit. Ready yourself for a battle for the ages. *has a zombie minion sneak up behind Purity while monologing* Fire against wood, but remember life wood does not burn readily, it is filled with water and fire resistant resin. But before we duel let us drink some *Purity dies a stabbity death via zombie minion* tea.

2015-05-10, 01:00 PM
Was I the zombie minion, or did the holy water stabbity death me?


*Staps TPAM*

2015-11-20, 04:12 AM
Xihirli dieth a stabbity death because I'm unsure how to misspell his name.

Dire Moose
2015-11-21, 01:56 AM
Hey, casting spells provokes an attack of opportunity!

Which I will use to give you a *Stabbity Death*.

Prince Zahn
2015-11-22, 03:38 AM
I will not stand idly by while you hurt a mage - why don't you pick on someone with your own Hit Dice?

*Flaming Stabbity Death*

2015-12-07, 05:26 PM
Prince Zahn dies a stabbity death because I am ninja! And I can!

2015-12-07, 08:37 PM
A ninja Chimera?

My other dagger is a

*Meteor Swarm*

2015-12-08, 05:16 AM
*suplexes and then stabs*

2015-12-11, 09:13 AM
*Stabs because I have seen you on way too many play by post games*

2015-12-11, 10:13 AM
*Stabs you because you think that appearing in many places is a bad thing.*

2015-12-11, 05:00 PM
*Stabs you because I'm Xihirli*

Prince Zahn
2015-12-12, 11:42 AM
*Stabs you because you are Xihirli, so that makes it okay.*

2015-12-12, 12:07 PM
*Stabs you to teach you playing with fire is dangerous*

2015-12-13, 03:19 PM
*stabs before turning you over to the shogun*

2015-12-13, 07:50 PM
Dudeons gets Stabbitied to Death because I feel like it.
And they probably deserved it.

Prince Zahn
2015-12-14, 01:40 AM
*Stabbity kills you*, because I haven't seen you around enough.

Also because. I miss your new topics. . .

2015-12-14, 05:29 AM
*Stabs because you still haven't learned*

Also because I'm going for a hatrick :smalltongue:

2015-12-14, 07:47 AM
*Stabs because you lack a hat.*

2015-12-14, 06:09 PM
*Stabs you to steal your hat*

2015-12-14, 06:53 PM
*Stabs Xihirli because I haven't done it enough**Stabs again*That makes 3 lifetime total stabs! Excluding pokemon

2015-12-14, 07:55 PM
Laxity in Xihirli-stabbing is a capital offense, punishable by STABBITY DEATH!

2015-12-15, 12:07 PM
*Stabs for enforcing the law*

2015-12-15, 03:04 PM
*Meteor Swarm*

Sorry, I got carried away.

2015-12-16, 08:35 AM
*Stabs you for not stabbing.*

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2015-12-16, 06:16 PM
Syldar dies a stabbity death because Cloud Cuckoo Land doesn't appear to be in my GPS.

2015-12-17, 02:34 AM
*Stabs for not having a good enouhg GPS*

Prince Zahn
2015-12-17, 11:54 AM
*stabs you to death for not just loaning Atreyu your GPS*

2015-12-17, 06:38 PM
*stabs you to death for your excess, uh, justice ... yeah, that's right ... justice*

2015-12-18, 01:51 AM
*smiles, hands you a nice frosty [beverage of choice], shakes your hand and stabs you lefthanded in the belly*

2016-01-29, 09:16 PM
backwaterj dies a *stabbity death* in the lightless void of the submarine abyss.

2016-01-30, 09:29 AM
Zaydos is stabbed with the unreasonably large holy sword Claim Solais.

Prince Zahn
2016-01-31, 12:39 AM
I burn syldar and his lizard, then stick a masterwork dagger in the blood and ashes and fake a Stabbity death.

2016-01-31, 02:53 AM
+5 Returning Frost Burst Dagger autofire of doom!

2016-02-10, 06:28 PM
*backwaterj dies a gruesomely gory stabbed-through-the-esophagus-with-a-rusty-bone-saw-ity death for the unsportsmanlike use of an autofire dagger*

Archonic Energy
2016-03-01, 01:41 PM
the knife enters through his back.
as the blood starts to stain his Race overalls he looks and sees the assailant.
the look of betrayal in his eyes says volumes...
mines for the Hippie
the archon stands there and mutters "that'll be a bugger to clean"

Prince Zahn
2016-03-01, 04:41 PM
Stabbity death from the custodian, who unmaskes himself as a circus halfling with stilts a mop, and a false mustache.

"Oh no you don't - you don't get to make a mess on MY floor and live to tell the tale!"

2016-03-02, 08:03 AM
*Stabs you for subterfuge.*

2016-03-07, 03:48 AM
*stabs you for stabbing the custodian (I think??)* Now who's gonna clean up this mess?

2016-03-07, 03:36 PM
*stabs you for not cleaning up the mess*

*cleans up the mess with various plants and fungi*

2016-03-08, 08:27 AM
*Stabs you for using plants and fungi as cleaning supplies.*

Prince Zahn
2016-03-08, 08:49 AM
*stabs you because I wanted to stab Zaydos but was too busy*

2016-03-10, 10:42 AM
*stabs you for making up excuses for not stabbing Zaydos. Then stabs Zaydos.*

2016-03-10, 01:39 PM
*stabs with a mace*

You figure that one out.

2016-03-11, 12:59 AM
*Stabs for using a mace with a tip spike*

See, I figured it out.

2016-03-11, 01:19 AM
Ninjaman dies a *stabbity death* because I have, due to a convoluted chain of events, found myself inside of his spleen and stabbing my way out was the most expedient route of egress.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-11, 02:44 AM
(Dagger-tossing a Flaming stabbity death blow at Zaydos. 1-shot destruction. Clots Ninjaman's spleen wound.)

Remember kids, peanuts do not go in spleens!*

(calls an ambulance for Ninjaman)

* do NOT try this at home, do not engage with peanut based creatures if you are allergic. Always consult with your physician before inserting peanut-based creatures in your spleen, immediately call an ambulance via phone, fax or magic summoning circle if you experience any pain, swelling or internal bleeding upon inserting peanuts or peanut-based beings into your spleen.

2016-03-12, 04:34 AM
Too much fine print!* *stabs hypocritically*

*The makers of Fine Print TM are not responsible for any damages, real or imagined, that may result from use, intent to use, or intent of intending to use, Fine Print TM or any of its derivatives in any way, shape, or form, insofar as can be determined by a court of law or crazy hermit residing in a subway station. Fine Print contains chemicals known to the state of North Dakota to cause cancer. Children should not use Fine Print TM without adult supervision. Women who are pregnant or who may become pregnant should avoid use of Fine Print TM until such time as pregnancy or prospective pregnancy has run its course.

5a Violista
2016-04-22, 12:14 AM
*challenges to a friendly one-point fencing bout*

*retreat, retreat*
*half-lunge, recover*
*beat attack*
*off-tempo advance*
*parry, riposte, miss, retreat*
*feint attack*
*attack, remise, miss*
*recover, retreat*
*beat parry*
*compound attack*
*attack, disengage*

2016-04-22, 12:08 PM
*Reads post*
*Pulls out gun*

2016-04-23, 09:23 AM
*Stabs for bringing a gun to a sword fight.*

2016-04-25, 12:33 AM
*pushes cartoonish plunger to set off explosives under . . . then stabs*

2016-04-26, 04:39 PM
*stabs again just in case*

Prince Zahn
2016-04-27, 04:11 AM
*Stabs for stabbing more than once per post* GIVE OTHERS A TURN, DUDE!

2016-04-27, 04:19 AM
*Runs over with lawnmower*

2016-04-30, 06:51 AM
*gives five yard penalty for improper use of gardening equipment, and possible multiple stabbings*




2016-05-01, 12:23 AM
*stabs for not giving the offender a proper trial*

Prince Zahn
2016-05-02, 04:35 AM
*stabs you from beyond the grave for sympathizing with a murderer*

2016-05-04, 07:26 AM
Prince Zahn should die a stabbity death for I require practice.

* stab *

Black Socks
2016-05-04, 03:22 PM
B-man dies a stabby death for having an avatar that is way too cute:smallsmile:

2016-05-04, 06:23 PM
*hits over head with guitar El Kabong style*

2016-05-05, 03:11 AM
*Throws into a drum set*

2016-05-05, 07:28 AM
*Blasts with a hadoken.*

Prince Zahn
2016-05-08, 05:09 AM
*fus ro dahs back to oblivion*

2016-05-08, 05:18 AM
*Sings a song of fire and ice*. Mostly ice.*

*Capitalization was not used therefore copyright infringement cannot be inferred.

2016-05-08, 11:58 AM
*Sues anyway*

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2016-05-09, 08:13 AM
Ninjaman should die a stabbity death because I'm only 394 XP away from leveling up and surely a ninja is worth at least 400 XP.

Prince Zahn
2016-05-09, 09:57 AM
*stabs Atreyu in the heart with a burning dagger for doing the right thing for the wrong reason.*

Laughing Dog
2016-05-09, 08:39 PM
Prince Zahn dies a *bludgeonitty death*.
Sorry, but one of your rivals for the throne contracted me to off ya.

2016-05-11, 05:22 AM
Laughing Dog dies a *holy watery death* to wipe the grin off his face.

Johnny America
2016-05-11, 10:16 AM
What?! Ninjaman died a Stabbity death?! But I swear I only stabbed him a little!

Prince Zahn
2016-05-12, 07:40 AM
What?! Ninjaman died a Stabbity death?! But I swear I only stabbed him a little!

Johnny America died a Stabbity and Slicety Death, because fresh meat doesn't last for a very long time in this cutthroat environment.

2016-05-14, 02:42 PM
LONG LIVE THE KING. *Stabbity Stabbity Stab Stab Stab Death™*
Chaotic Good, b****.

2016-05-14, 06:02 PM
Death to the traitor! *stabs*

2016-05-15, 05:24 PM
*Astley Death* (Click Me) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Viva le Revolution!

2016-05-17, 04:35 AM
*rolls over with rickshaw*

Bet you didn't see that one coming.

*then performs the contractually obligated stabbity death on the corpse*

2016-05-17, 07:53 AM
*Dagger-shooting machine gun.*

2016-05-17, 04:01 PM
*Dagger catapults*

Prince Zahn
2016-05-18, 10:55 AM
*cloud of daggers*

Can I go now?

2016-05-18, 01:14 PM
Yes, you can . . .

*puts on sunglasses*

*stabs in back*

. . . go now.

Mister Tom
2016-05-19, 12:05 PM
I am bored with the number 162.

* overzealous aquatic stabbitydeath *

I like 163 better!

2016-05-19, 03:50 PM
Mister Tom should die a stabbity death because I remember a time I counted my stabbities. Ah~, good times.

* stab *

2016-05-20, 03:03 AM
B-MAn dies a stabbity death because I want his cookie.

2016-05-20, 04:22 AM
Ninjaman dies a *stealthy stabbity death* just for the irony that he didn't see it coming.

2016-05-20, 12:17 PM
*Stabbity Stab Death*
Nothing personal, it's just the name of the game.

2016-05-20, 09:18 PM
*delivers coup de gras with falchion*

*challenges to dueling banjos lutes*

...Hmm, in retrospect I should've done that the other way around.

2016-05-20, 10:48 PM
*stabs* because that what we usually do in this thread.

Mister Tom
2016-05-21, 01:37 PM
Some beings would say this is an overreaction to squeaky shoes.

Three cutlery drawers worth of frenzied stab

And They're Next.

2016-05-23, 06:23 AM
Mister Tom dies a stabbity death because it's been too long since I did that last time.

2016-05-23, 08:26 PM
Ninjaman dies an extra-stabbity death for using boldface. So un-ninja.

@V: Boil =/= burn. *sniffs* Wow, that smells amazing! What's cooking?

Prince Zahn
2016-05-24, 09:02 AM
Backwaterj dies a Extra fiery Stabbity death because he still doesn't believe I can still burn him when he is underwater.

2016-05-28, 12:14 PM
Prince Zahn dies a very, very cold freezity death, for excessive use of fire.

2016-05-28, 02:21 PM
jkhero73 dies a drowned in black paint as that turquoise was too hard to read.

2016-05-28, 04:21 PM
Ninjaman dies an eye-sore death for not liking turquoise.

2016-05-28, 07:59 PM
jkhero73 dies an extra stabbity death for using a color that hurts my eyes.

2016-05-29, 02:14 AM
Drakeburn dies an Extra-Crispy Stabbity Death for perpetuating an endless feedback loop.

You'll notice I've morphed into my fire-absorbant form. So thanks for the recharge! :smallbiggrin:

Prince Zahn
2016-05-29, 06:27 AM
Backwaterj dies a Stabbity outsiditty of continuity death because I actually wanted to linger in that loop for a little while longer.

Fire Damage is fire damage, even if it involves water. *burns more*

2016-05-29, 08:53 AM
Prince Zahn should die a stabbity death for I am a selfish person in need of entertainment.

* stab *

2016-05-29, 01:57 PM
B-man suffers a stabbed violently to near death and captured in a pokeball fate because I want a pikachu.

2016-05-29, 02:49 PM
Ninjaman dies a stabbity death for stabbing a Pikachu. Seriously, who stabs a Pikachu? :smallfurious:

*releases B-Man from the pokeball* Be free little fella. Be free!

2016-05-31, 01:47 AM
*stabs a Pikachu, then hands it to Drakeburn*

...What?! That guy had it coming!

(No B-Mans were harmed in the making of this post.)

Mister Tom
2016-06-06, 01:57 PM
wait, what? Did you actually stab him, too?

* stabs BackwaterJ and Drakeburn, just to be on the safe side.*

*( with the anchor from the Titanic. Also Just to be on the safe side.)*

2016-06-06, 02:01 PM
Mister Tom dies a sinkity sink sink death for stealing the titanic's anchor.

Prince Zahn
2016-06-10, 02:37 PM
Jkhero dies a erase-ity-from-timespace-ity death for trying to mess with a fixed point in time.

2016-06-10, 05:24 PM
Prince Zahn faces death by Meteor Swarm.
Okay, seven Meteor Swarms.

2016-06-10, 06:10 PM
Xihirli dies a *stabbity death* when I casted Cloud of Daggers.

2016-06-11, 04:11 PM
*Drakeburn's loot sack dies a stabbity death*

*backwaterj shadows him, picking up whatever the heck it is he carries in that thing*

@V: 1*bitten = 2*shy, baby.

2016-06-15, 08:27 PM
backwater is *BITTEN*, because it's been far too long

2016-06-16, 04:18 PM
Fenric is *collared* because I need a pet.

2016-06-16, 07:16 PM
Ninjaman dies a *stabbitydeath* for failing to be Swordsageman.

2016-06-17, 02:58 AM
*Jsketchy dies the stabbitiest of deaths for having too many consonants in his name for a non-eastern-european-looking avatar.*

2016-06-17, 07:41 AM
*meteor swarm*

2016-06-17, 03:31 PM
I cast a spell of depixellation on Xihirli.

Black Socks
2016-06-17, 03:35 PM
Pixelated knife!

Mister Tom
2016-06-17, 03:53 PM
Stabbitydeath, stabbing and stabbydeath, because otherwise, what are hands for?

2016-06-17, 05:26 PM
Not sure. What do you do without them?
I take TPAM's hands.

2016-06-17, 05:37 PM
Xihirli dies a *stabbitydeath* by his own hand(s that he stole from Mister Tom).

Black Socks
2016-06-17, 05:59 PM
Sugar rush stab!

Prince Zahn
2016-06-18, 02:36 PM
Black socks dies a sundery death by my dagger because let's face it it's too hot to wear polyester anyway!

2016-06-18, 09:10 PM
I summon a skeleton who stabs you for me.

Mister Tom
2016-06-20, 02:56 PM
That, as the union rep stabs you on my behalf, is in clear violation of the agreement by management not to outsource vital services to the metabolically challenged.

2016-06-20, 06:46 PM
Mister Tom dies a *stabbity death* for rigging union regulations in his favor.

2016-06-25, 11:35 AM
Jsketchy dies an old-school tommygunnity death to send a message to anyone thinking of disrespecting the Family like that.

2016-06-25, 01:26 PM
Backwaterj dies a knightly sword stabbity death for not being old school enough.

Black Socks
2016-06-25, 01:54 PM
Young hip techno stab

2016-06-27, 05:49 PM
Black Socks dies a *stabbity death* for refusing to use the standard format of this thread.

Mister Tom
2016-06-28, 03:31 PM
Jsketchy gets a brutally efficient stabbity death for his loathsome attitude to innovation in the field of pointy termination.

Prince Zahn
2016-06-29, 04:34 AM
Mister Tom dies a Stabbity death because Cmon! He's an illithid!

2016-06-29, 09:49 AM
Prince Zahn is stabulated for his racist views.

Black Socks
2016-06-29, 03:58 PM
Syldar is backstabbed because I'm gearing up to play a WW game and I need to practice

2016-06-29, 04:45 PM
Black Sox Socks dies a stabbity death for practicing on his fellow Playgrounders.

Poor form, man, poor form!

@V: :smallfrown: Might I recommend the shoehorn?

Prince Zahn
2016-06-30, 12:27 AM
Backwaterj dies once again a death most Stabbity, because I haven't found a way to get the therapier in my adventure yet and this seems easier than breaking the bad news :smallredface:

2016-06-30, 03:01 AM
Prince Zahn dies a *stabbity death* for plotting to make his player's discuss their feelings with weaponry.

2016-07-02, 02:30 PM
Jsketchy dies a slow painful death by stabbing you in the kneecap, then stabbing your other kneecap but have it stopped by the bone so it will be excruciating, then breaking both your arms, until finally, you die from blood loss because you stabbed the person who provided the amazing quote in my signature.

I thought about your method of death way too much.

Mister Tom
2016-07-06, 03:43 PM
Jkhero73 gets a swift and surgical stabbitydeath for being overly graphical.

BWAHAHAHAHAH! Who am I kidding?

Anyway, the vultures eventually finish you off.

2016-07-06, 03:52 PM
Mister Tom dies a quick death by stabbings in the back because I found the pink in his face to be offensive.

2016-07-06, 04:53 PM
GravGunner dies a quick and painless death for having a beard better than mine.

Black Socks
2016-07-07, 04:51 PM
jkhero73 dies a shavity death because I don't like beards.

Darius Midnite
2016-07-07, 06:12 PM
Black Socks dies a Stabbity Death because I have insomnia and someone has to pay for it.

Mister Tom
2016-07-08, 01:42 PM
Darius Midnite gets a permanent stabbityend to his insomnia.

2016-07-16, 04:21 PM
Mister Tom dies a stabbity death to wake this thread back up.

Prince Zahn
2016-07-18, 06:16 AM
Ninjaman dies a piratey death because he didn't wake us up when we asked him to.

EDIT: You see? The way Mahonri did it? THAT'S how you kill a man. :smallcool: also-Ghrkk!—!!! *dies*

5a Violista
2016-07-19, 04:12 AM
Prince Zahn gets cruelly stabbed in the heart through the back as I embrace him, weeping bitter tears of remorse for being forced to perform this deed. The blood-covered knife clatters to the ground as I collapse, shouting out his name. I can‘t muster the willpower to escape from the scene of the murder, even when his guards enter the garden and notice the ghastly scene. I am taken to the dungeons, and they frantically try to revive the prince, but it is too late.

I sit in the dungeons, dried blood on my hands and dried tears on my face, and dried regret in my soul, awaiting my fate.

2016-07-19, 11:21 AM
Mahonri Violist dies a *stabbity death* for getting caught assassinating a member of the royal family. Amateur.

2016-07-29, 09:34 AM
Jsketchy dies a stabbity death of arbitrary justice for stabbitying someone in a case of arbitrary justice

Black Socks
2016-08-01, 03:39 PM
ViscountGrey receives an anti-arbitrariness flurry of stabs because I hate arbitrariness.

Mister Tom
2016-08-01, 04:10 PM
Blacksocks knows _exactly _ why he's getting a Stabbitydeath.


2016-08-28, 04:15 AM
Mister Tom dieth a welcoming stabbity dead because ... well, I'm back.

Darius Midnite
2016-08-28, 04:29 PM
I shall welcome you back with this dagger. I'm not giving it to you, I'm just gonna stab you with it. *Stabbity*

2016-08-29, 02:54 AM
*Tears wings off and fries them*
*Stabs wings with knife and fork*

5a Violista
2016-08-30, 11:42 PM
*instinctively stabs out of the horror of thinking those kinds of wings taste good and should be eaten*

2016-09-04, 07:42 PM
I'm blue, *Stabb-i-tee-stab-oo-die*

Prince Zahn
2016-09-06, 03:55 AM
*stabby Baby One More time*

2016-09-06, 07:12 AM
*Stabbity Stab* to Prince Zahn for threefold reasons.

1)stabbing a baby.:smallfurious:
2)not being a blackguard whilst doing so.:smallannoyed:
3)because I feel like it.:smallbiggrin:

Mister Tom
2016-09-06, 05:18 PM
Stabbing Libro because My three most hated things are violence, irony and lists

2016-09-06, 05:32 PM
Mister Tom dies a *stabbity death* for reasons that are certainly a mystery to me. My finger prints are nowhere on that tree. I had nothing to do with a dead tree coming to life, sharpening its limbs into points, and stabbing the entity while releasing a frequency of radiation which affects its bizarre composition. How could you accuse me of such a thing?

Black Socks
2016-09-06, 07:00 PM
Zaydos dies a Stabbity Death because I hate trying to figure out if people are doing deadpan or not. :smallbiggrin:

2016-09-07, 09:58 AM
I die a *Stabbity Death* because I don't wanna kill Black Socks. (So sue me.)

Black Socks
2016-09-07, 02:54 PM
I die a *Stabbity Death* because I don't wanna kill Black Socks. (So sue me.)
Would you mind if this found a home in my signature?

2016-09-07, 03:08 PM
Black Socks dies a *stabbity death* when I reanimate jkhero73's corpse (through the use of body manipulating zombie fungus), have it sharpen one of its ulna into a shiv and use it to strike him from behind.

No one lives.

2016-09-08, 02:42 PM
Zaydos dies a *stabbity death* from my blade made of positive energy for being a dracolich. And should he have positive energy protection, there's always an AMF on standby...

2016-09-11, 10:48 AM
Libro dies a *stabbity death* because I just got this new knife and it's really cool and the blade is really sharp and

Mister Tom
2016-09-11, 10:54 AM
You do ramble on sometimes, don't you?


But not any more.

Ps woo! Stabbitydeath is now in my tablet's suggestions for autocomplete

Black Socks
2016-09-11, 03:39 PM
Mister Tom dies a Congratulationsy Death for getting this thread in his autocomplete suggestions.

2016-09-12, 03:34 AM
Black Socks dies a stabbity death because his shoes mean I can't check if his socks are actually black.

2016-09-19, 09:57 PM
Ninjaman dies a *Stabity Death* because I actually made my spot check.

Prince Zahn
2016-09-20, 02:30 AM
*sneak attacks Libro to a death most stabbity* It's called a Perception check now. As in a "Wisdom (Perception)" check.

2016-09-26, 03:46 PM
Would you mind if this found a home in my signature?
Not at all friend!

Prince Zahn dies a stabbity death for reasons unknown to even myself.

2016-10-02, 11:28 PM
jhero73 dies a stabbity death so that I can steal the letter 'k' from his username. I have need of it.

2016-10-05, 12:20 PM
Area iamdudum relicta, Chunklets icendo morietur.

Black Socks
2016-10-05, 02:40 PM
Kneenibble dies a *Stab-tastic Death* because the romance languages ruined Harry Potter for me.

2016-10-05, 02:44 PM
Black Socks dies a *stabbity death* because I need a fresh corpse for necrobotanical experiments.

Mister Tom
2016-10-17, 07:15 PM
Zaydos dies gets a stabbity death unmaking, because now he has a control, non- fresh corpse to verify his experimental results against!

On second thoughts, you had one of those already. I must have done it because you belong dead.

2016-10-17, 08:30 PM
Mister Tom dies a stabbity death from my newly sharpened pencil. :smallamused:

2016-10-27, 10:29 AM
Starla dies a stabitty death because pencils are for drawing, not killing.

2016-10-27, 11:24 AM
Libro dies a pencil through the brainity *stabbity death* because writing implements are perfect for stabbing with.

2016-10-27, 11:43 AM
other words

Mister Tom
2016-12-04, 07:24 PM
Xihirli gets an extreme stabbity makeover, making it look like he is chucking up a scimitar.

From a distance, at least.

2016-12-12, 01:50 PM
Mister Tom dies a *stabbity death* because I accidentally bumped him into an iron maiden.

2016-12-15, 11:15 PM
Libro dies a *super-painful stabbity death* for being an orc.

2016-12-18, 12:13 PM
The iron lord dies a Quadruple skeleton arrow stabbity death for his racism against orcs.

2016-12-24, 07:31 AM
Syldar dies a poisened dagger stabbity death because I want those arrows.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2016-12-27, 11:43 PM
Ninjaman dies a stabbity death because I keep getting him and 8bitninja confused!!

2017-01-01, 10:01 PM
Atreyu the Masked LLama dies a stabbity death because I need a dead llama to power my ramshackle TARDIS

2017-01-02, 08:50 AM
Libro dies a horrible stabby death because I need a new test subject.

2017-01-16, 10:16 PM
Syldar gets 72 dull stabbities, because what else am I gonna do with all these spare knives?

Perhaps I'll give them to the person who stabs me. Forcibly.

Oh, and, btw. I'm wearing a vest filled with vials of nitro glycerin, so have fun stabbing me.

2017-02-11, 11:27 PM
Xanyo dies an explosive stability death from my new drone-mounted knife-chucking crossbow.

5a Violista
2017-02-13, 07:41 PM
Libro, who is so well disguised that even his avatar is in hiding, finally gets *stabbed* by me after a long and thorough search.

2017-02-22, 03:19 PM
5a Violista dies a stabbity death for not looking hard enough.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2017-03-07, 10:44 PM
Charity should die a stabbity death because I ....I....don't see the awesome Lilytar!!

V I only spit on you once...GACK!!!

2017-03-08, 10:39 AM
Atreyu dies a stabbity death because I don't trust llamas!

2017-03-10, 11:38 PM
Strigon dies a *stabbity death* for asking for iambic pentameter in the TPBM Will Not thread.

2017-03-11, 09:00 PM
Libor should die a shabbily death for not letting it go.

2017-03-14, 12:33 PM
Charity dies a stabbity death for getting that song stuck in my head.

2017-03-23, 03:06 AM
Strigon dies a 'accidentally set off the hidden stabbity trap'-ity death for killing Charity.
We all need charity in our lives.

An Amy
2017-03-23, 01:07 PM
KuReshtin dies a *stabbity death* for Natasha not being able to say "and squirrel" when looking at their avatar.

Simetra Irertne
2017-03-31, 11:06 AM
An Amy dies a stabbity death for not having a more specific username than being one of many Amys

2017-04-08, 01:07 PM
Simetra dies a stabbity death for having a name that is hard for me to remember.

5a Violista
2017-04-15, 07:38 PM
Drakeburn dies a stabbity death for the world-breaking one week record of not dying a stabbity death.

Simetra Irertne
2017-04-16, 04:49 PM
5a Violista dies a stabbity death for messing with Yen Sid's hat. Magic is not for the untrained.

2017-05-03, 03:07 AM
Simetra Irertne dies a *linghtning-strikety death* to shock the thread back to life.

2017-06-11, 12:00 PM
Ninjaman dies a *stabbity death* so the thread doesn't have to.

I'm da Rogue!
2017-07-15, 06:47 AM
Libro dies a backstabbity death because my dagger's getting rusty

2017-07-22, 01:47 PM
I'm da Rogue dies a stabbity death because it's been a looooooong time! :smallbiggrin:

Blue Ghost
2017-07-23, 12:35 AM
Haruki-kun gets a stabbity death for old times' sake.

Darius Midnite
2017-07-23, 04:13 PM
Blue Ghost dies a stabbity death because I need the practice.

2017-07-28, 06:14 AM
Darius Midnite should die a stabbitty death because I have not stabbittied in a very long time.

* stab *

2017-07-29, 07:58 PM
B-Man dies a stabbity death to get me an extra post in my count.

2017-09-06, 12:39 PM
Extrail dies a *stabbity death* because I thought his name was a pun on exit and entrails.

2017-09-15, 02:58 PM
Ninjaman dies a deathity stab because it's been way too long since I was last on this forum.

2017-09-15, 09:23 PM
B-Man dies a *stabbity death* because I don't think I've stabbed him before.

2017-09-16, 09:30 PM
Drakeman dies a stabbity death because Ninjaman was right.

2017-09-18, 04:36 AM
Extrail dies a stabbity death because I was right.

2017-10-29, 06:15 PM
Ninjaman dies a stabbity death so that I can see if I have successfully re-uploaded my avatar image!

2017-10-29, 06:41 PM
Chunklets dies a death of a thousand stabs before his learned Kobold can be dubbed a Pun-Pun and thus a master of the universe.

5a Violista
2017-11-07, 12:52 AM
The knife slips in my hand. Why do I have to do this? Why can't I just set down the knife and leave? That way, most everyone would be happy and the best ending can happen. In spite of this, my grip on the knife tightens again.

Sweat drips down my arm. This needs to end. It all needs to end. The knife is lowered towards Corvus.

Centimeters from his skin, the knife stops. Muscles strain to pull the knife away.
It doesn't work.
No. No, no. No no nononono no, please stop. There's no good reason for this.

The knife doesn't budge. My muscles start to weaken. The knife drops and pierces the skin, but only a little blood comes out. I cry out. I use both of my hands. I ask for help.
But nobody came.

Muscles eventually exhaust and give out.

And Corvus dies a stabbity death.

2017-11-08, 03:54 AM
5a Violista dies a stabbity death, because class starts in thirty seconds and I don't have time to read that.