Geeky Insults II

[Arkhosia]

Original thread:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=203033

What nerdy, goofy, and/or geeky insults can you come up with?

Here's one: for you, common sense is more elusive than Higgs boson.

[Maryring]

Join me for dinner sometime. I'd love to see an event horizon in action.

[Lateral]

"Hey, Jabba called. He wants his butt back."

"If your ass were plutonium, the explosion would vaporize the entire continent."

"You so ugly, your face repels neutrinos."

"Nice Ferengi mask!"

[nedz]

Your brain is so dense it has an event horizon.

You read Euclid for the poems didn't you ?

[Jay R]

You're as self-centered as a gyroscope.

Is your CPU always in powersave mode?

You failed the Turing test.

Your mental files are compressed 100%.

Your learning curve is fractal.

Your argument is sound - nothing but sound.

Your page was intentionally left blank.

You have the ECL of a cantaloupe.

[Lord Raziere]

Your self-image is like Canis Majoris

You make Venus's atmosphere look depressurized.

Your heart is like a brown star (distant, small, cold and unreachable)

Continents move faster than your thoughts/ Your thoughts are like continents

Geez, Your not a supermassive black hole y'know?

[nedz]

You have the thread necromancy skills of a knitting lich.

[Brother Oni]

You failed the Turing test.


I like this one. :smallbiggrin:

Carrying on from last time:

You're as useful as a Windows error message.

A 404 error is worth more than your help.

[Maryring]

Your argument is sound - nothing but sound.

Isn't that more a compliment? Because it implies that the other guy is completely correct IIR Formal Logic correctly. "Your argument is valid" would work better.

[Jay R]

Your argument is sound - nothing but sound.Isn't that more a compliment? Because it implies that the other guy is completely correct IIR Formal Logic correctly. "Your argument is valid" would work better.

"Sound" as an adjective would be a compliment. But the form of the final phrase makes it clear that I am using "sound" as a noun, meaning "noise".

It's intended to sound like a compliment until the final phrase, which makes clear that you mean his argument is nothing but noise.

[Arkhosia]

Chlorine doesn't want to bother stealing your electrons

[Spiryt]

Are you, in fact, able to express your thoughts properly in Modern English, you incestuous adulterer?

[Maryring]

"Sound" as an adjective would be a compliment. But the form of the final phrase makes it clear that I am using "sound" as a noun, meaning "noise".

It's intended to sound like a compliment until the final phrase, which makes clear that you mean his argument is nothing but noise.
Ah. Clever.

[Arkhosia]

"I never knew one could have a negative intelligence score".

"You're larger than a Tarrasque"

[Haruki-kun]

"Yo mamma serves more requests than HTTP."

[Aedilred]

I can't claim this one as my own, but it still makes me laugh:

"Your mum's so fat that she has mass whether Higg's Boson exists or not."

[Ravens_cry]

Yo mama's so fat her diameter exceeds the diameter of the visible universe!

[TheFallenOne]

I can't find you in google unless I turn Safe Search off.

Your beliefs are so outdated they require dosbox to run.

You'd lose a fight even with the Konami Code.

An alchemist could transmute you without breaking a taboo.

You know you could have rerolled with your total attribute modifer of -7, right?

You suck so much Pun-Pun himself must have debuffed you.

The Borg wouldn't assimilate you.

You disprove Rule 34.

[Arkhosia]

You still use windows vista, don't you?

When you tried the konami code, it refused to work

Gamma rays don't wanna be near you, because it fears what terrible mutant it might create.

You think sodium chloride is deadly

You're dumber than a gukko bird

My Mac gave me a Blue Screen of Death when I googled you.

Kopaka is friendlier than you

It appears you learned the effectiveness of Shotgun to the Face for insubordination.

Iron Heart Surge won't fix you

When you tried to make a Pun-Pun, you got a level 1 kobold fighter with 1 strength.

[Traab]

Your brain is the size of a marble and twice as smooth, I think the root cause is slow learners mating over many generations.

I bet your left brain is so small you stagger in a clockwise direction when you walk.

[GoblinArchmage]

Yeah? Well you're a poo poo head.

[Arkhosia]

Sodium doesn't want to let you have it's electron

You're as mean as a bard has charisma.

You're the reason the weeping angels are crying.

[Razanir]

Not quite geeky or an insult, but a nerdy friend of mine yelled this at me today:

Manual breathing activated!

[Lord Raziere]

The only rpg you deserve to play…is FATAL

Warhammer 40,000 called, they want their pessimism back.

Sir, you are informative as…
…Dan Brown
…Wikipedia
…a newspaper
…the news
…tv

Sir, conversations with you are like watching the Simpsons in its entirety.

Sir, you are as lovable a character as…
…Scrappy Doo
…Jar Jar Binks
…Wesley Crusher

[Lateral]

Manual breathing activated!
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[Anarion]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

The real question is how often are you blinking?

[Lord Raziere]

Manual Typing Activated! :smalltongue:

[Arkhosia]

When you eat fiber, you break the laws of the Geneva convention

[Traab]

Im going to hit you where it hertz.

Megabyte me

Apparently your parents threw together version 1.0 of you, and forgot to beta test.