Fun Items 3.5

[TripperdeCleric]

Hey. Im creating a human artificer raised by gnomes. I need gnomish fun items.

Come up with stuff..tell gold cost..if not ill calculate it. Just need some funny gimmicky items.


Also any must have items for a craftificer.

[Norin]

Apparatus of the crab, 90k gold.

Funny, silly, very gnomish. :smallsmile:

[Re'ozul]

Awesome Armor.

In reality just rings, armbands, circlets etc.
But if put on, they recognize they are being worn and create a random illusion of a specific armor item that fits the wearer. Circlets for helmets, etc.
Its not truly random, it just reacts to the wearers own age/build/race etc and projects something its program deems appropriate, always the ame for the same person.

Price would probably be really low as its more or less an uncontrollable prestigitation effect. Maybe 200-500gp.

[Harlot]

Don't know what you're looking for exactly, but as a gnome you might want to use Special Ability Hornblade (races of faerun) for any weapon you build? (makes weapons 'smaller' so your weapon deals damage as medium instead of small)

[Uhtred]

The Rod of Wonder from DMG is the single most Gnomish item I have ever seen in my life.