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talkamancer
2013-09-17, 08:36 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-24116694

You just can't trust them trees.
Tiiba
2013-09-17, 09:49 AM
Rude wood:
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/f/2011/275/5/f/nature_has_a_message_for_us_by_bagra3006-d4bnnl3.jpg
talkamancer
2013-09-17, 09:51 AM
Evil with a capital E to quote our favourite litch.
Kish
2013-09-17, 09:56 AM
Never bet against a dwarf with over 20 Wisdom.
Gil-Galad II
2013-09-17, 09:58 AM
So, the next phase of the arboreal invasion begins. 'Tis as I feared...:smalleek:
Goosefarble
2013-09-17, 11:57 AM
"When we staggered out the tree was across the road leaving this big bush on top of the car. In retrospect it looked quite decorative, but we could have done without it."

Hahaha, these women are fantastic. Can we make the comic about them?
Solse
2013-09-17, 02:56 PM
We should replace Elan with both of them. Even though Elan is great, these women are better.
Jay R
2013-09-17, 03:08 PM
Of course Durkon's right.

He's Scottish; he knows all about Birnam Wood's attack on the castle of Dunsinane.
is_Wayside
2013-09-17, 03:08 PM
"When we staggered out the tree was across the road leaving this big bush on top of the car. In retrospect it looked quite decorative, but we could have done without it."

Hahaha, these women are fantastic. Can we make the comic about them?

Yes.


We should replace Elan with both of them. Even though Elan is great, these women are better.

No.
Solse
2013-09-17, 05:22 PM
No.

Come on! They'd be wonderful!

"Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, how a tree falling on my car is a work of art!"
137beth
2013-09-17, 08:15 PM
Of course Durkon's right.

He's Scottish; he knows all about Birnam Wood's attack on the castle of Dunsinane.
Ah man! Now you just made Durkon's prediction of a tree attack seem less impressive, since it happened hundreds of years ago:mad:

Come on! They'd be wonderful!

"Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, how a tree falling on my car is a work of art!"

But can either of them sing?
No, the answer is obviously that these two women replace Haley!
Goosefarble
2013-09-17, 10:33 PM
Ah man! Now you just made Durkon's prediction of a tree attack seem less impressive, since it happened hundreds of years ago:mad:


Not to mention the end of the Battle of Helm's Deep.
Vinsfeld
2013-09-17, 10:37 PM
:durkon: "If a tree kills alone in the forest, does it make a sound?" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0150.html)
Bulldog Psion
2013-09-17, 11:03 PM
The trees be attackin'! Run fer your lives!

(Come to think of it, I wonder if Vampire Durkon scorns trees now.)
Gray Mage
2013-09-17, 11:09 PM
The trees be attackin'! Run fer your lives!

(Come to think of it, I wonder if Vampire Durkon scorns trees now.)

I think he should fear them even more, since now trees are actually very deadly for him (wooden stakes and all).
Jay R
2013-09-18, 12:26 PM
Not to mention the end of the Battle of Helm's Deep.

Which was, in fact, witnessed by a dwarf with a Scottish accent.
Joe the Rat
2013-09-18, 01:11 PM
Which was, in fact, witnessed by a dwarf with a Scottish accent.

In other words, a dwarf.