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Valairn
2006-12-27, 06:10 AM
So what exactly would the stats of a half-elf/half-dwarf be?

MandibleBones
2006-12-27, 06:12 AM
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30416

Thread's been done already. Unless you're looking for someone to actually stat them up - at which point you want the Homebrew Design section.

Valairn
2006-12-27, 06:13 AM
Such a quick response..... I feel kind of violated....

danielf
2006-12-27, 06:13 AM
+0 str
+0 dex
+0 con
-2 int
+0 wis
-10 cha

Khantalas
2006-12-27, 06:14 AM
Though I'd say they wouldn't exist. If the mother is an elf, the baby would be too thick (yes, thick) for natural birth, and if the mother is a dwarf, the baby would be too tall.

mc skittlez ninja master
2006-12-27, 06:19 AM
you know what we need? a half drow half dragon ninja villian. Is that even possible?

Khantalas
2006-12-27, 06:20 AM
Yes, it is. However, a better thing is a half-drow half-shadow dragon shadowcaster. Somewhat useless, but all shadow-y.

mc skittlez ninja master
2006-12-27, 06:22 AM
but ninjas are cooler! *whine* Gosh!

Pegasos989
2006-12-27, 06:23 AM
you know what we need? a half drow half dragon ninja villian. Is that even possible?

Did you mean applying half-dragon to drow (when it would be half-dragon drow) or applying half-dragon to a half-drow (when it would be a drow whose other parent was half-drow, other parent was a dragon). Both are very doable as NPCs though the LA would be quite crippling as a player character.

mc skittlez ninja master
2006-12-27, 06:25 AM
half dragon drow NINJA

MandibleBones
2006-12-27, 06:30 AM
Yes, it is. However, a better thing is a half-drow half-shadow dragon shadowcaster. Somewhat useless, but all shadow-y.

Hah! THAT's what the MitD is!

mc skittlez ninja master
2006-12-27, 06:31 AM
Your confusingsing me....

Khantalas
2006-12-27, 06:31 AM
Hah! THAT's what the MitD is!

But shadow dragons and shadowcasters were never released to the SRD, IIRC.

mc skittlez ninja master
2006-12-27, 06:31 AM
HA! I attack the darkness!

Valairn
2006-12-27, 06:35 AM
Actually I've decided that a half-elf / half - dwarf would look pretty much like a human. Tall and lanky, meets short and stubby = medium height and average.

MandibleBones
2006-12-27, 06:36 AM
But shadow dragons and shadowcasters were never released to the SRD, IIRC.

Why do you think it's still hidden?

mc skittlez ninja master
2006-12-27, 06:38 AM
I ATTACK THE DARKNESS! HAHAHA! Giant leaches and silent bob...YOUR MOM!!!!

mc skittlez ninja master
2006-12-27, 06:40 AM
Blasphemy!! Pirates Are not better Than Ninjas.ever. Even A Mentally Disabled Ninja Is Better Than A Pirate> You Shall All Be Smited By My Awesome Smiting Power Thingie!

Valairn
2006-12-27, 06:41 AM
Darkness resists attack, darkness eats ninja master!

Khantalas
2006-12-27, 06:43 AM
Actually I've decided that a half-elf / half - dwarf would look pretty much like a human. Tall and lanky, meets short and stubby = medium height and average.

Elves aren't really tall - in fact, they are shorter than humans.


Why do you think it's still hidden?

Good point.

mc skittlez ninja master
2006-12-27, 06:44 AM
dang. stupid darkness Im not an food dish...

MandibleBones
2006-12-27, 06:47 AM
Blasphemy!! Pirates Are not better Than Ninjas.ever. Even A Mentally Disabled Ninja Is Better Than A Pirate> You Shall All Be Smited By My Awesome Smiting Power Thingie!

That'd be "Smite Pirate," I imagine - either that or "Smite Chaos"

*smites law*

Valairn
2006-12-27, 06:48 AM
Dragons don't think so either, but the darkness got to you first....

Grey Knight
2006-12-27, 07:05 AM
From elf/dwarf hybrids to ninja pirate nonsense in less than a page's worth of posts. I'm vaguely impressed!

Fizban
2006-12-27, 07:34 AM
I've always thought it'd be funny to make elf+dwarf=human. Take that "interesting backstory", you just jumpee though a lot of hoops for nothing!

Khantalas
2006-12-27, 07:42 AM
Have you read Races of Destiny? It has a legend where humans are the children of an elf, a dwarf and a halfling. Yes, all of them.

Valairn
2006-12-27, 07:44 AM
Poor halfling, that must have hurt...

Khantalas
2006-12-27, 07:45 AM
Poor halfling, that must have hurt...

Have you read it, or did you just guess the halfling was the mother?

Valairn
2006-12-27, 07:50 AM
I guessed that it must have hurt no matter how the halfling was involved....

I actually have read it, just not recent enough to remember any details.

grinner666
2006-12-27, 09:38 AM
Why oh why do you go to such efforts to create creatures that are a blasphemy in the eyes of God, Gygax, and even Tolkein?

'Half-Elf/Half-Dwarf' indeed. What's its favored class? Pirate Ninja?

You people make my brain hurt. And the brain doesn't even feel pain.

Philistines. :smallbiggrin:

MandibleBones
2006-12-27, 09:58 AM
Why oh why do you go to such efforts to create creatures that are a blasphemy in the eyes of God, Gygax, and even Tolkein?


Hmm... what is blasphemy in the eyes of God is between them and thier god. As for Papa Tolkein, the very fact that halfling females are a playable PC race probably has him spinning in his grave.

And I LIVE to create blasphemy in the eyes of Gygax. It's what gets me going in the morning.

Valairn
2006-12-27, 12:05 PM
Make love not war! In other words half-breeds are hippietastic!

Halcyon_Dax
2006-12-27, 12:17 PM
..............

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A WIZARD DID IT!

Elven wizard... Dwarf... Bard? What would make a dwarf tempting enough to an elf is the real question here.

Valairn
2006-12-27, 12:24 PM
Booze, booze solves all problems with attraction.

Mauril Everleaf
2006-12-27, 12:32 PM
agreed, booze or polymorph.
although, i must say, being one, that dwelves rock! woot!

Dark
2006-12-27, 01:50 PM
No no no. Dwelves rock and wood, in equal measures.

Halcyon_Dax
2006-12-27, 01:51 PM
Har Har Har

Mauril Everleaf
2006-12-27, 02:13 PM
okay, agreed. i guess we rock and wood. but that just sorta sounds dirty.

i wonder if i can petition the giant to make a dwelf in the playground, just for fun..........

Narmoth
2006-12-27, 05:29 PM
Though I'd say they wouldn't exist. If the mother is an elf, the baby would be too thick (yes, thick) for natural birth, and if the mother is a dwarf, the baby would be too tall.

Ehm... Magic anyone? If there is possible to create magic to destroy cities, it should be possible to create magic to help deliver a baby. Even though every country in the world spends more cash on how to kill people than on saving lives, todays medicine is much more amazing than todays weapons.

mc skittlez ninja master
2007-01-02, 01:24 AM
space cat ninjas are the best. Brak would be one if he weren't an idiot. White Kids love Hip Hop. Peace out.

Aimbot
2007-01-02, 01:49 AM
Come on, this isn't that much of a stretch. The Gimli effect more or less mandates that the party dwarf and elf form a livelong bond and the penchant is female elf/ male dwarf. Elves macking it with humans seems like more of a stretch. With the differences in lifespan it's be like a human screwing the pooch.

Seffbasilisk
2007-01-02, 02:39 AM
Going by fractional BaB rules...

Rogue 1/Ninja 4/Dread Pirate X.