Oots RPG voices

[mockingbyrd7]

Hiya all, for those of you who have played RPGs, eg. Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dale, etc., you know that you need to choose a voice for your character. Some people record their own voices and I thought it would be cool to think up what the characters would say when you interact with them. They could be quotes or things you can imagine them saying. Let's see what we can think up!

Example:

Male Fighter
Attack1 - Attack!
Attack2 - To battle, and victory!
Attack3 - Their blood shall spill!
Select1 - At your service.
Select2 - How can I help?
Action1 - I can do that.
Action2 - Sure.
Injured1 - I need a priest! Healing!

etc etc, you get the picture. I'll try my hand at... Belkar, first.

:belkar:
Attack1 - Bwahaha! I have deep-seated emotional problems! Die, die, die!
Attack2 - Run, my pretty little chunks of XP! Runnnnnn!!
Attack3 - Let's kill these losers!
Attack4 - This is the happiest moment of my life.
Attack5 - Stab.
Attack6 - Clang clang clang goes the trolley! Ring ring ring goes the bell!
Attack7 - Meet me in St. Louis, Louie, meet me at the fair.
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Injured1 - No, no, no, Belkar gots to get his heal on! Those few points from resting are not gonna cut it!
Injured2 - Ow! Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to be inflicting the pain here!
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Successful Action1 - Woot! I am the most badass halfling ever! In your face, Elijah Woods!
Successful Action2 - Oh yeah, who da halfling?!
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Failed Action1 - Wait. I think I just failed a spot check. (Followed by...)
Failed Action2 - Wait! I think I just failed a listen check!
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Enemies Spotted1 - Ohhh, boy. Kidney harvesting time.
Enemies Spotted2 - Holy crap! I made my spot check!
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Selected1 - What do you want me to stab?
Selected2 - Whaddya want, you big oaf?
Selected3 - Stabbing specialist at your service.
Selected4 - Stop clicking on me! Click me one more time, and I will throw this knife at your face and then I will harvest your kidneys and sell them on the eBay! Then I will turn your head into a hat and your blood into chunky salsa. And your girlfriend's head will be my salsa bowl. Won't that be... romantic? Oh, wait! You don't have a girlfriend, you nerd!
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Action1 - Ah, I see. The stabbing is going to happen over here, then?
Action2 - Hey, quit bossing me around!
Action3 - Whatever.
Action4 - Yup.
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Bored1 - Bored, bored, bored! When does the stabbing start!
Bored2 - *yawn* Make me wait much longer and you'll be the one getting stabbed.

[Kaerbek]

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Nice xD

Ok, my turn:

Let's go on V
:vaarsuvius:

Attack1 - ¡Logic dictates that you must fall prey of my arcane power!
Attack2 - I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down
Attack3 - ¡Special delivery!
Attack4 - ¡Tremble before my cosmic power you feeble-minded creature!
Attack5 - This day shall be your last, you evil scum!
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Injured1 - I don't want to sound as if I'm trouble here, but this blood you see all over is actually mine.
Injured2 - May be a little healing help for the wizzard wouldn't be as much trouble as not having me in this party anymore
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Successful Action1 - Most excellent.
Successful Action2 - As if I have done it myself.
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Failed Action1 - Unbelieveble! I can't figure out what went wrong!
Failed Action2 - Ah! a waste of my talents!
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Enemies Spotted1 - My keen elven sight has seen the enemy ahead.
Enemies Spotted2 - I believe we have company ahead, should I burn them?
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Selected1 - Is there something you need, human?
Selected2 - Once again, my services are required I see.
Selected3 - You don't get out much, do you...
Selected4 - For the end-of-the-world spell, please select: Control, Alt, Delete.
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Action1 - Indeed, indeed.
Action2 - I would fly instead, but you know...
Action3 - It shall be as you say.
Action4 - Luckily you don't need to spend a life span studying how to walk.
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Bored1 - My magic is bursting to come out, should we hurry the process?
Bored2 - My noble elven body is glad we can stay without moving from here to there, not like you humans who have to run everywhere all the time, but this is too much, even for such as me.

[mockingbyrd7]

Very nice, I like.

[Kaerbek]

Let's try with Haley:
:haley:

Attack1 - An arrow will sufice to end your life!
Attack2 - Sneak attack!
Attack3 - I need that loot more than you do, die!
Attack4 - Lets see how you deal with my bow darling.
Attack5 - Glad I took the Many-shot feat, tee-hee!
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Injured1 - Elan, I.. I'm love..., I'm love with...Hurry up Durkon!
Injured2 - Oh my! I'm hurt! I'm too beautiful to be hurt!
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Successful Action1 - Well, there it is.
Successful Action2 - Hey look! I did it, I did it!
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Failed Action1 - Darn it! this lock won't open!
Failed Action2 - What's use for a rouge if I can't solve this?
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Enemies Spotted1 - Ooh! look, bad boys with shiny things!
Enemies Spotted2 - Now you see them, now you don't.
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Selected1 - Tee-hee!
Selected2 - Hello there!
Selected3 - You need someone sneak attacked?
Selected4 - This repetitive constantly annoying thing you're doing is puting on my nerves, just cut it!
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Action1 - To sneak attack or to not sneak attack.
Action2 - Always ready!
Action3 - Fine, lets do this.
Action4 - If that's what you want...
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Bored1 - This is boring, Elan, sing something.
Bored2 - When I read the contract, it clearly said, "loot" and "adventure" and this is not my concept of those things, sooo..., let's try doing something, yes?

[Kaerbek]

Lets go for Elan xD
:elan:

Attack1 - I won't let you hurt my friends!
Attack2 - Grr!
Attack3 - Fight, fight, fight, fight the evil guys trying to kill us, even they know they will eventually loose.
Attack4 - Stand still so I can hit you!
Attack5 - Look! You have a few holes in you now! ha!
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Injured1 - Clot, clot, clot, clot my bleeding arteries...
Injured2 - My finger is bleeding, Roy, could you give my finger a kiss?
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Successful Action1 - Hooray!
Successful Action2 - I'm a genius!
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Failed Action1 - Oops, sory, he he.
Failed Action2 - Somehow this won't work for me.
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Enemies Spotted1 - Hide! Quickly, I see nasty things over there!
Enemies Spotted2 - Do I see what I think I see?
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Selected1 - Elan the Bard, at your service!
Selected2 - Hi there! wanna play?
Selected3 - Tururu turut, tururu
Selected4 - Why I keep feeling that somehow I already went through this before?
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Action1 - Walk, walk, walk, walk to explore the horrible place plagued with horrible creatures that will surely try to defeat us but we already know of them so we can prepare our selves properly.
Action2 - Banjo guides my path.
Action3 - Okey-dokey!
Action4 - Ok, lets do this!
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Bored1 - Awww man, this is just so boring! lets try something fun! like... I know, put the tail to the Black Dragon!
Bored2 - I spy with my little eye something that beggins with... "B" and ends with "oring"

[Ampersand]

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Selected1 - Is there something you need, human?
Selected2 - Once again, my services are required I see.
Selected3 - You don't get out much, do you...
Selected4 - For the end-of-the-world spell, please select: Control, Alt, Delete.

Been playing some Warcraft III, eh?

[hanzo66]

:xykon:


Attack1 - One undead, coming up!
Attack2 - Sure, whatever...
Attack3 - It's not like I've got anything to lose...
Attack4 - Why am I even doing this?
Attack5 - It's Zombie time!
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Injured1 - Oh, you've moderately inconvenienced me!
Injured2 - I'd say ow, but I haven't said that for 30 years!
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Successful Action1 - Score one for the Xykster!
Successful Action2 - Toldya, Redcloak!
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Failed Action1 - Aww, crap...
Failed Action2 - Damn it, Redcloak!
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Enemies Spotted1 - Hey, more potential undeads!
Enemies Spotted2 - I know what to do.
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Selected1 - Whaddya want?!
Selected2 - Stop pokin' me!
Selected3 - What the hell?
Selected4 - Get Redcloak to do it!
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Action1 - Alright already!
Action2 - Get a hobgoblin to do it!
Action3 - I have an army, but what the hell.
Action4 - Yeah, get the Lich to do it...
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Bored1 - Man, this sucks.
Bored2 - Redcloak, I'm bored.

[Mitheria]

These are great! :D

[GolemsVoice]

Let's go for Roy.

Attack 1: Great Cleave!
Attack 2: Charge!
Attack 3: Do we have to do this?
Attack 4: I hope this is worth it.
Attack 5: You, over there, you, over there, you, charg, NO, not THERE,...
__________________________________________________ ___________
Injured 1: Not my father again...
Injured 2: Cleric!
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Successful Action 1: That worked as planned.
Successful Action 2: That's the way you do things!
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Failed Action 1: *sigh*
Failed Action 2: I have MBA, you know, but this....
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Enemy Spotted 1: Just once, try to make a formation.
Enemy Spotted 2: Grrrrr!
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Selected 1: You wanted to talk to someone with common sense, right?
Selected 2: I'm listening.
Selected 3: You think that is funny, right?
Selected 4: You DO remind me of a blonde bard, do you know who I'm talking of?
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Action 1: Sure.
Action 2: Let's go!
Action 3: Walk, walk, walk,.... ARGH!
Action 4: You are sure you do know the meaning of the word tactic?
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Bored 1: I am thinking of a Perform (Bored) skill check....
Bored 2: Even talking to my ghost father is more fun than this!

[mockingbyrd7]

Added a sixth and seventh attack for Belkar. He attacks aLOT. :smalltongue:

I'm going to try...
:durkon:!
Attack1: In Lord Thor's name!
Attack2: Ye shall fall this day!
Attack3: Rrragh!
Attack4: Sit! Stay! Good boy.
Attack5: THOR'S MIGHT!!!
Attack6: Hammer time!
Attack7: controlweathercontrolweathercontrolweathercontrolw eathercontrolweather...
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Injured1: Agh!
Injured2: Thor, now would be one o' those times ye'd send a thunderstorm... ye know, so tha' these goons would stop hackin' off me limbs? So I, yer loyal n' faithful n' humble servant could escape? Thor? Thor?!
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Successful Action1: Praise Thor!
Successful Action2: Haha, Thor be with us today, lads! And lasses. And ladettes. And all of ye who be one, or tha other, or some o' both. Er... that was awkward.
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Failed Action1: Drat, laddie.
Failed Action2: Grr! Thor be not looking kindly upon us today! Everyone, quick, take a bath in electricuted water! That shall show him our faith!
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Enemy Spotted1: Thar they are... may Thor guide our hammers. And blades. And... agh, ferget it lad.
Enemy Spotted2: Shh. I see tha enemy.
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Selected1: At yer service, lad.
Selected2: Aye?
Selected3: Thor guides me hammer.
Selected4: Thor's servant at yer service. Err... drat, lad, tha' sentence was nae well phrased. Here, lemme try again. Thor's servant at yer command. Na, na, tha' makes me sound like a slave! Eh... here, lemme think. Thor's servant... willin' ta do wha'ever ye wish? Na, na. Makes me sound like a pushover. Well... agh, lad, ye get it! I'm na good with words!
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Action1: If Lord Thor wills it.
Action2: Aye.
Action3: Yessir.
Action4: As ye command.
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Bored1: Agh. Thor does na will us to stand around idlely.
Bored2: *yawn* An' here I thought the church sermons back home were boring.

[TigerHunter]

:durkon:

Attack1 - Thor's lightning!
Attack2 - But I be a healer!
Attack3 - In that case, I think I hit 'im both times.
Attack4 - Thor's might!
Attack5 - Turn undead!
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Injured1 - Cure serious wounds!
Injured2 - Cure light wounds!
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Successful Action1 - Huzzah! I got 'im!
Successful Action2 - The real credit belongs to my lord Thor.
Successful Action3 - Now who's tha short one?
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Failed Action1 - It is Thor's will.
Failed Action2 - Forgot to ask Thor for the right spell this morning.
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Enemies Spotted1 - Thar! Ahead of us!
Enemies Spotted2 - Hopefully they not be hearin' ma armor yet.
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Selected1 - What is Thor's will?
Selected2 - Who's injured?
Selected3 - Spells're ready!
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Action1 - If Thor wishes it.
Action2 - Bein' a Dwarf is all about doin' yer duty.
Action3 - May Thor protect me soul as I journey into the heart o' darkness.
Action4 - Hang on, I'm comin' ta heal ya!
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Bored1 - Being a Dwarf is all about doin' yer duty, especially if it bores ye.
Bored2 - The trees be attackin'! Run fer yer laives! Oh, don't mind me, I'm just bored...

[TigerHunter]

Ack, ninja'd!

[Shott]

How about :thog: ?

Attack1 - thog smash!
Attack2 - nale let thog smash stuff!
Attack3 - thog rage!
Attack4 - thog not get cooties!
Attack5 - out of fudge ripple!
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Injured1 - thog fears he will never again know the majesty of the gumdrop mountians.
Injured2 - thog have ouchie.
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Successful Action1 - thog helped!
Successful Action2 - thog make good puppy daddy!
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Failed Action1 - what is offal?
Failed Action2 - awwww. bye bye puppy.
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Enemies Spotted1 - thog get smash?
Enemies Spotted2 - new friends for thog to play with!
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Selected1 - thog hears you!
Selected2 - why thog mad again?
Selected3 - thog likes huddles!
Selected4 - poke, poke, poke, is that all you do?
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Action1 - thog never get anything pretty.
Action2 - what's a fenix?
Action3 - thog use rocket skates!
Action4 - yay! thog and not-nale on zany whirlwind adventure!
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Bored1 - if you wanna be thog's lover, you gotta get with thog's friends.
Bored2 - oh little ice cream friends! thog delays boredom driven-rampage only for you!

[TigerHunter]

:nale:

Attack1 - Allow me to shed some light on an alternate hypothesis...
Attack2 - Aww, look how cute he looks, holding a sword just like a big boy...
Attack3 - I already killed you once today.
Attack4 - No one denies me.
Attack5 - One live sacrifice, coming up!
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Injured1 - AUGH!
Injured2 - Help me, brother!
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Successful Action1 - Hey, one of my evil plots worked!
Successful Action2 - I love killing.
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Failed Action1 - Why do these plots always have to unravel all at once?
Failed Action2 - Time for my cunning villainous escape!
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Enemies Spotted1 - Good thing we spotted them.
Enemies Spotted2 - Hail!
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Selected1 - Nale, super-genius.
Selected2 - I don't take orders from you.
Selected3 - Hey, I'M running the show here.
Selected4 - Who shall I kill?
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Action1 - We're going to Cliffport!
Action2 - Fine, just this once...
Action3 - My plan's better, but ok.
Action4 - Are you sure? As far as battles go, I prefer something a little more one-sided.
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Bored1 - Sabine, baby? I'm bored.
Bored2 - Knock knock.

[Shott]

Now :miko: !

Attack1 - Smite evil!
Attack2 - Death does not scare me!
Attack3 - Twelve gods, let it be my righteous anger that brings their lies to justice!
Attack4 - Windstriker, I choose you!
Attack5 - Time to DIE, evil doer!
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Injured1 - Would you like me to lay on hands?
Injured2 - Fool! I can heal my wounds with the blessings of the gods!
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Successful Action1 - Thank the twelve.
Successful Action2 - I shall not give you the satisfaction.
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Failed Action1 - We must not fail. Oh wait...
Failed Action2 - Tickles?
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Enemies Spotted1 - Detect Evil!
Enemies Spotted2 - I will smite them!
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Selected1 - I am Miko Miyazaki, samurai of the Saphire Guard, loyal vassal of-- I think you get it.
Selected2 - Only the gods can tell me what to do.
Selected3 - Hail!
Selected4 - Where is the evil doer?
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Action1 - Vile unnatural abomination! You shall never succeed in your evil quest!
Action2 - Smite evil!
Action3 - You don't know the meaning of the word honor!
Action4 - I'm actually a nice person once you get to know me.
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Bored1 - Meh. As indignant speeches go, I've heard better.
Bored2 - Smite boredom!

[mockingbyrd7]

:mitd:
Attack1: Your broken corpses will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg!
Attack2: Uh... is that my queue to kill them?
Attack3: Terrifying? Oh, OK, I can do that.
Attack4: I will bathe in your blood with lavender bath gel and a good loofa!

More on the way...

[Psyke_D]

Keep them coming, these are great :D


- poke, poke, poke, is that all you do?

Another wc3 player huh ? :p

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

:haley:

Attack - "Eat obscure alchemical metal, fiend-skank!"

[blackout]

YikYik attacks.
Attack1-Your not in my threatened area!
Attack2-Combat reflexes, asswipe.
More to come.

[TigerHunter]

:mitd:
Attack2: Uh... is that my queue to kill them?

Cue. Extra text.

[TigerHunter]

:sabine:

Attack1 - I'm going to drain one of your levels for every time you called me a skank. Ah, who am I kidding, I'm gonna drain them all anyway.
Attack2 - Mmmmm... your life energy has a deep woodsy flavor, with just a hint of sage and no bitter aftertaste.
Attack3 - Four stars! I'll have to recommend dining on you to all my fiendish friends.
Attack4 - The main course is just getting started!
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Injured1 - That hurt! Screw this, I'm taking my chances with those monsters.
Injured2 - I don't know how you did that, but I'll make you pay!
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Successful Action1 - Bet you wish you'd packed some obscure alchemical metals.
Successful Action2 - Were you supposed to be a live sacrifice? My bad.
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Failed Action1 - Ok ok, I surrender. You've beaten me fair and square.
Failed Action2 - Nale you worthless piece of mortal scum. You were supposed to help me!
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Enemies Spotted1 - Energy drain, coming up!
Enemies Spotted2 - I see you, tasty morsel...
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Selected1 - Evil incarnation of illicit sex, at your service.
Selected2 - I may be an evil incarnation of illicit sex, but could you click somewhere else on my body, please?
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Action1 - Let's roll.
Action2 - Shifting to fiend form.
Action3 - I can do that.
Action4 - If you insist.
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Bored1 - [Offer to satiate another's boredom and her own at the same time.]
Bored2 - Can I kill someone already?

[Shott]

Another wc3 player huh ? :p


Oh yeah. Had to keep the classic orc. : )

[Kaerbek]

Been playing some Warcraft III, eh?

How did you know!!! xD xD xD

[Querzis]

lol, those are great, keep it up.

[MReav]

Let's try with Haley:
:haley:

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Injured1 - Elan, I.. I'm love..., I'm love with...Hurry up Durkon!
Injured2 - Oh my! I'm hurt! I'm too beautiful to be hurt!


There should be a "I liked it better when no one remembered I was in this comic"