favoriet OotS quote

[Zephra]

I just like reading these.

Prison changed thog...quickly!

[No_constraints]

It's funny, all the best quotes seem to come from thog!

Thog not get references.

[Mr_Saturn]

What's a "fenix"?

[GoldenKitsune]

:vaarsuvius: I would just like to point out that my ghost will be both angry and vengeful, and will retain all my spellcasting powers.

[Skippy]

There are a lot of great quotes!!! like:

"Dude, do not taunt the God-killing abomination" - Loki
"Bluff, bluff, bluff the stupid ogre" - Elan
"I prepared Explosive Runes this morning" - V'

[Aldebaran]

And so begins another conversation that will test the encumbrance limits of my sanity.

Plus,the one in my signature:belkar:

[aanimo]

PUPPETS!

Thog get in touch with inner greenness

[Lòkki Gallansbayne]

Ahh, too many to choose. V has some great ones, e.g.:-

I prepared explosive runes this morning. (already mentioned, I know)
I'm preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down!

I can't remember it off hand, but there's the song Elan sings when Belkar first meets Yokyok.

Almost everything that comes out of Thog's mouth is comedy gold.

Goddamnit I can't choose. :(

[Blood]

There are way too many too choose from. I could give an endless list of quotes that all made me laugh so hard that it's impossible to choose one over the other.

[PaladinFreak]

:nale: "If you see any of your allies, kill them and take their magic items for your self."
:belkar: "You got it, boss"
:nale: "While singing the complete score to 'Meet Me in St. Louis.'"
:belkar: "Meet me in St. Louis, Louis, Meet me at the fair..."
:nale: "I love being evil"

[WiccanWolf]

My siggy is still my all time favorite quote. I will get the shirt too one day.

^.".^

[Khantalas]

"Behold you fate, creatures of darkness!

"Your demise is at hand, for I wield arcane power beyond your feeble goblin reasoning!

"The forces of the very cosmos are mine to command, and yet still you cannot comprehend the dark dismal end in store for you and your wicked compatriots. Nay! Your little brains can only leave you gasping in horror as I bend reality to my very will!

"The magic I wield is capable of rending asunder the universe - nay, the whole of the multiverse, and in fact is wasted on such pitiful creatures as yourself. But I shall bring it to bear nonetheless, and you shall rue the day I chose to wreak such unimaginable havoc on your lives with the sheer power of my arcane works. And lo, in days and years to come, when children come to play in the smoking crater that once held your den of evil, they shall know nothing of your wicked deeds, but all shall feel the echose of the power..." - Vaarsuvius

AND

"I am chaotic." - Belkar

[Spiky]

I rest easy knowing that your revenge requires you to first outsmart someone's mount.

[TigerHunter]

:vaarsuvius: If you don't mind, I'm a little preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and shut down.

[PaladinFreak]

:durkon: "The Pied Piper's got no reason to worry about job security"

[Jeff_the_pirate]

"I think I just had an evilgasm" - Xykon. I actually laughed when I read that one :smallbiggrin:

[Grim Oswald]

"I think I just had an evilgasm" - Xykon. I actually laughed when I read that one :smallbiggrin:

I have to agree with you on that. :smallbiggrin: Team Evil gets all the good lines. And :thog: of course.

:mitd: "Gate? What gate?"

[Saurous]

*Grammar Nazi mode* You misspelled "favorite" as "favoriet"

*Returns to normal* I'd have to say my favorite OotS quotes are:

"If you make me sail a ship made of hobgoblin corpses across the ocean, I will find a way to make you pay"- Redcloak :redcloak:

"but thog just finished step 3: stuff potato salad into giant wooden alpaca!- Thog :thog:

[Captain van der Decken]

Thog's Nale speech while in prison.

[Shikton]

"WOOOOOO I'm invisible!"

Which is incidentally the first OotS t-shirt I bought. ^^

[Nevrmore]

"Where to?"
- Captain Julio Scoundrèl

[Mr.Burn]

:belkar: I think I just failed a spot check
:elan: Well this looks like a good place to rest.
:belkar: You call that Skinny thing a Weapon? I could Sunder that by Speaking too Loudly!
:vaarsuvius: Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!
:roy: I work with the tools ive been given. Sue me.

[Lòkki Gallansbayne]

:elan: "I GOT A 4! DID YOU HEAR ME? I GOT-"

Also, "Welcome, righteous warrior. You have defeated the sacred tests necessary to- AHHH! What are you - you're slashing my soft defenseless flesh with your axe! Why??"

[DrowWolfrider]

:vaarsuvius: I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like... victory.

[Tiako]

Beware, Xykon dominates this post:

:xykon: Oh right, because it was laundry night, and I had trouble getting the blood off my robes.

:xykon: Y'know, I've destroyed entire towns, and the most I've gotten from the surviving families were a few snarky comments. You, sir, have a serious problem with over reaction.
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:xykon: Wow, what a waste of time.

:redcloak: Yeah, pretty much.

:xykon: No, seriously, that's pathetic.

:redcloak: I am well ware of that sir.

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:xykon: sacrificing minions: Is there anything it can't solve?

:xykon: Hey, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one!

:xykon: Thanks! the conjuring of his immortal soul saved me the inconvenience of digging out the spare set I keep in my desk.

:xykon: I've got two words for goblin moral: goblin zombies.

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:redcloak: If you knew all this time, why did you keep sending goblin to their deaths?

:xykon: Because I'm BORED!
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:xykon: So much for subtlety. Let;s try the direct approach.

:redcloak: That's not the "Redcloak dresses in drag" plan, right?

:xykon: We'll save that for later.
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:redcloak: You should pray to your dozen gods he doesn't ask for my advice on the matter.

:mitd: Dude, Xykon NEVER asks your advice on stuff like that.

:redcloak: *sigh* Yes, I know, I was trying to...ugh, never mind.
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:xykon: remember paladin, anger leads to hate, hate leads to...fear? Or is it suffering? I can never remember how this goes.

:redcloak: No no, it's fear leads to anger, anger leads to suffering, and suffering leads to the dark side.

:xykon: Are you sure? Because I really thought "hate" was in there someplace.

:redcloak: Hmm, maybe you're right, that does sort of sound familiar...

:mitd: Doesn't something lead to "gluttony"?

:redcloak: No, that's something else.

:xykon: Look, the point is, it's a net gain for Team Us?

:miko: I'm guessing "stupidity" also has a place in that progression.

:redcloak: You have no idea.


I love Xykon & Co.

[Draz74]

:belkar:: I think I just failed a Spot check.

:roy:: If by "lose the ogre" you mean, "picked up two of his friends," then yes.

:elan:: Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.

Goblin: Hi, we're here to kill everyone?

Eugene: Would it kill you to Speak With Dead once in a while to let your mother and me know how you're doing?

:vaarsuvius:: I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like ... victory.

:belkar:: In the future, remind me to wait until late afternoon before insulting Vaarsuvius.
:belkar:: ... at the earliest.

... and that's just in the first 20 strips. Hmmmm, I probably shouldn't spend the time fishing out all my favorite quotes.

[Reptilius]

PUPPETS!

Thog get in touch with inner greenness

thog get in touch with outer greenness too.

[PaladinFreak]

Trigak the Chimera: I'm not comfortable being grapple there!!

[beholder]

Belkar--"windstriker? what the hell's a wind-AARGH"

[Beelzebub1111]

Thor: "Never Mind, he said he doesn't want to join"
Odin: "Awww, But I like puppets..."

[Meynolds]

:vaarsuvius: Behold your fate, creatures of darkness! Your demise is at hand for I wield arcane power beyond your feeble goblin reasoning! The forces of the very cosmos are mine to command, and yet still you cannot comprehend the dark dismal end in store for you and your wicked compatriots. Nay! your little brains can only leave you gasping in horor as I bend reality to my very will! [So on and so forth]
:redcloak: ZZZZ
:haley: Your spell put the goblins to sleep!
:vaarsuvius: But... but... I did not cast my spell yet.
:belkar: ZZZZ
:elan: ZZZZ

[nizwiz]

:xykon: Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

I literally laughed till my stomach hurt when I first read that one.

[Gorbad the Limb Rippa]

:xykon: I think I just had an evilgasm
:vaarsuvius: I'm some what preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down

[Kaerbek]

Ok, so, all my favourite quotes are already here (all of Xykon's and some of Vaarsuvius's) so in that case:

:haley: "Bite my 50% miss chance" <-- Edited

:roy: "What are you waiting for?"
:durkon: "..." "It's a touch spell"

:belkar: "Woot! I'm the most badass halfling EVER! In your face Elijah Woods!"

:nale: "Help me brother!"
:elan: "Karma-riffic!"

And of course

"Toruoise bicycle shoe fins actualize radishes greenly" xD

[Mayo_the_Thurmaturge]

:haley: "Bite my 50% faliure"


I'm pretty sure that's Belkar that says that, but they're invisible, so it could be Haley, though I don't think she would say that.

All of my favorite ones have been said, and I can't think of anymore except:

Rooster1: ****-A-DOODLE-DOO!
Rooster2: You're such a sellout.

[Grady]

:thog: - not nale, not-nale, thog help nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail

[Dazdya]

The one in my sig, and of course:

:belkar: "Roy has boobies... (snicker)"

[Zephra]

I never got the 'evilgasm' one...

[DarkLightDragon]

:elan: "I GOT A 4!"
:roy: "Shut up. Now."

:haley: "Or were you bitten by a women, and now you turn into one when the moon is full?"
:roy: "You know, technically, it's now OK for me to hit a girl. Just saying.

:haley: "WHOOOO! You go, girl!"
:roy: "Shut! Up!"

:belkar: "Because it's fun to make him that uncomfortable, and I'm secure enough in my manhood to go that far to embarrass him."

:thog: "Thog brought breadcrumbs!"

:thog: "Yay! Resisting arrest is fun!"

:vaarsuvius: "Hmm? Oh, no, that is merely for my personal amusement."

((more if I remember them!))

[Iranon]

:xykon: I need you to speak with dead.

:redcloak: Um, OK, hello, sir. How are you doing today? This is lovely weather...

[Nevrmore]

:thog: "Yay! Resisting arrest is fun!"
The part I was always thought was funny about that comic was that nobody seemed to care that while thog was resisting arrest he cleaved one of the cops in half with his axe. The chief is the only cop whose death matters nowadays.

[Kaerbek]

I'm pretty sure that's Belkar that says that, but they're invisible, so it could be Haley, though I don't think she would say that.

Well, as you said, they're invisible, so it's impossible to tell, plus, BEFORE V cast the invisibility, Bekar was at the left part of the panel, and Haley was at the right side, and since the bubble comes frome the right, I thought Haley (and not Roy or Elan) was more likely to say something like that.






P.S: I can't believe I'm buying my own words xD

[Tharj TreeSmiter]

Too many to pick just one, tentacles of intrusion, orthadox banjoist, deap seated emotional problems.... so many

[faerwain]

Hard choice, but one of my all time favs(I think someone has it also in his sig):

:elan: " Yeah, though I walk through the valley of Roy being really pissed, I shall fear no thwacking, for my lute and my banjo, they comfort me."

Other greats:

:elan: :" I am here to use my frabjulitlity to mictifarcate your giltooney! Lo! My junurtiquity is most biollorky! Bask in the power of my meckalecka-hi, meckahiney-ho!"
(What a pain to type..)
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:roy: :" If I don't look directly at it, it can't kill my brain."
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:miko: :" Why are you a woman?"
:roy: :" Well, I thought long and hard on how I could make your life personally more difficult, and this is the result. Too much?"
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:roy: : " Thank you, gods, for your well-timed explosion."
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:miko: :"There aren't even rules for sleeping, you know!"
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:elan: "You know, I've been thinking.."
:roy: " I had nightmares that started that ways"

[Reikifire]

I also loved :elan: "Woo-hoo! I'm invisible!!" Priceless! (Unless you own the shirt, in which case it's 19.99.

[Khantalas]

Oh, who can forget the words of the slaad?

"Turquoise bicycle shoe fins actualize radishes greenly."

[Lefty the Drunken Lush]

:haley: I'm chaotic Good.......-ish.

[Lord_Kimboat]

Most of my favorites have already been mentioned except for

:belkar:: Who da Halfling, I'm da Halfling!

[Wolfie_1066]

Most of the geats have been said...but let me recalibrate some anyway:

:nale: "This isent working..."
:thog: "Thog agrees"
:nale: "Change of plans. you kill my brother while i hold off Roy!"
:thog: "Okay"
:roy: "You just made a tactical error there nale"
:nale: "Oh yeah...why's that?"
:roy: "Because ive been surpressing the urge to beat the crap out of someone who looks EXACTLY like you for a long time!"

and the last two pannels are priceless :smallamused: another of the greats:

:roy: "okay eveyone roll their move silently checks"
:haley: "I got a 24"
:belkar: "I got a 19"
:vaarsuvius:"I got a 17"
:elan: "I GOT A 4! DID YOU HEAR ME? I GOT A--"
:roy: "Shut up now!"
:redcloak: "invisability purge!"
:roy: "RUN AWAY!"

haha those are the clasics

[Haruki-kun]

You guys are forgetting one of my all-time favorites:
:elan: "Hi, Haley. Look, I found all these free swords..........THEY WERE IN MY SPLEEN!"

:vaarsuvius: "I Prepared explosive runes this morning"

:roach: "Show me on the doll where she touched you"

:miko: "Windstriker, I choose you!"

:roy: "You know, Haley, treasure isn't really THAT important"
:haley: "Don't EVER say that to me again!!!!"

:xykon: "Look, the point is, it's Net gain for team us."
:miko: "I'm sensng 'stupidity' also has a place in that progression"
:redcloak: "You have no idea....."

AND MY FAVORITE:
CRASH!!!!!!!
:vaarsuvius: "Did you hear that?"
:haley: "I'm sure it's just the boys eavesdropping and misinterpreting our conversation about these two gemstones (that my mother gave me) for smething dirty."
:vaarsuvius: "Ahhh. I see."

[Setra]

I kinda like..

"She absolutely did not shoot you and I completely expected it"

Oh and "I kissed a girl once" ... "Okay more than once"

[ClericofPhwarrr]

:durkon: I see. And that be why you charmed that muskrat to hump his foot?

:elan: But it's my solemn duty to seduce female bad guys. It's like in the bard charter or something.

:belkar: Hell yeah, I'll take the riding dog. Let's unleash the fury!

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

"-and I said, "Rectum? Darn near KILLED 'im!"
"HAHAHAHA!"
"And that's the story of how I became a paladin."

[Idless]

Gold: :nale: "The leperchaun costume... not so much"

so many silver...most of you mentioned many of them

...Idless

[Grod_The_Giant]

:durkon:AAARRRGGHH!!
:belkar:clang, clang, clang goes the trolly...



almost everything Belkar says, in fact.

[TheAnimal]

almost everything Belkar says, in fact.
I second this motion.
Also, not previously mentioned:
:roy: Your approval fills me with shame.

&

:nale: Must... resist... urge to assert... heterosexuality! For the sake... of the plan!
:sabine: Honey, I'm a shapechanger, it's not like we never tried-
:nale: Not! Helping!

and of course:

:sabine: Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.
:nale: You - You were gone for three hours!
:sabine: Yeah, well, I had errands to run, too.

[EBass]

Its gotta be either

"Turn undead!"
"Bolster Undead!"
"Stab Undead!"

or.

"Hey I have an idea!" (Xykon)
"If you make me sail across the sea on a boat made out of hobgoblin corpses I will find a way to make you pay." (Redcloak)

[Ceika]

"I think I just had an evilgasm" - Xykon. I actually laughed when I read that one :smallbiggrin:
That one has my vote for all-time fav, I think, but there are too many good quotes to count in here!

[Mitheria]

"I think I just had an evilgasm" - Xykon. I actually laughed when I read that one :smallbiggrin:

That's my all time favorite as well. So much so that I'm ordering the shirt :smalltongue:

Though the "Sacrificing minions... is there anything it CAN'T solve?" is a pretty close second.

Xykon's my evil hero.

[Darcinia]

Technically the owlbear ate you....asshat.

[Captain Defenestrator]

Oh, where to begin? So many of my favorites, some already taken, but eh, still MY favorites too, I guess:

:thog: "But thog just finished step 3: stuffing potato salad into giant wooden alpaca!" (I state again: I would totally buy a t-shirt of this panel.)

:xykon: "Sacrificing minions...is there any problem it CAN'T solve?"

:thog: "Yay! Resisting arrest is fun!"

"I'm True Neutral. I go both ways."

:thog: "Oh, little ice cream friends! Thog delays boredom-driven rampage only for you!"

"Customer service is based on the assumption of WANTING people to return."

:durkon: "Dwarven tradition dictates tha we drink one ale fer each number 'n tha countdown."
:belkar: "This is a New Year's tradition?"
:durkon: "Na, pretty much whene'er anyone counts."

:belkar: "Hey, wake up, Snow White. It's me, the 8th dwarf, Stabby."

[jsh]

:roy: "Bohemian earspoon?"

[Sir Render]

I don't think I've seen this one mentioned yet:

:vaarsuvius: Fascinating. I cannot help but notice that the disintegrated remains of a dragon are indistinguishable from those of a human, or a halfling, or a dwarf.
:roy: Point taken.

[Morrsleib]

"It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you look really cool doing it" is just cool

and :thog: Thog fears he never again will know the majesty of the gumdrop mountains

And thats the story about how i made my first million Gold pieces

[Amon Star]

:roy: "Bohemian earspoon?"

:confused: What comic is that in?

[Haruki-kun]

I second this motion.
:nale: Must... resist... urge to assert... heterosexuality! For the sake... of the plan!
:sabine: Honey, I'm a shapechanger, it's not like we never tried-
:nale: Not! Helping!



OMG, LOL, I can't believe forgot that one, pure gold

[Argus]

:confused: What comic is that in?

It's Not a Gaming Session Until Someone Quotes Monty Python (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0136.html), strip 2, panel 1.

[Kaiox]

:vaarsuvius: Apparently

What more needs to be said?

[ABChristine]

:roy: And that treasure chest, with footprints of your size leading up to it, your lockpick still in the lock, and a strand of long red hair snagged on the latch?
:haley: Empty when I got here.
:roy: So, uh... what's in that bad behind you, then?
:haley: Feminine products.


:elan: OK. I'll help you up, if you promise to surrender.
:nale: FIne! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.
:elan: You're not making me feel better about this decision.

the next quotes come from people who don't have smileys, so i'll just call them A & B:

A: Jump into the shodows, will ye?
B: Yes
A: You dinnae notice a flaw in yer plan?
B: No
A: A crucial fund'mental flaw?
B: No
A: Thar's no shadows! It's a friggin' stick figure comic, ye moron!
B: Huh, you know, I've been a memeber of this prestige class for years, and I never actually noticed before.

[Roxysteve]

"Thor's Duodenum!" has to be the best impromptu outburst I've seen in a long time. Well done that author.

Steve.

[Reed]

:roy: "Bohemian earspoon?"

The funny thing is, the Bohemian earspoon really exists, apparenty.
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1072176

I couldn't believe it myself, but I found out when I translated that strip into German (and gosh, it did take a while to hunt down all those polearms!) Incidently, the German term 'Böhmischer Ohrlöffel' for 'Bohemian earspoon' is a literal translation - or, considering the 'bohemian', perhaps it is the other way round?

[Psyke_D]

:durkon: A lich is binding ghouls? TURN UNDEAD!
:roy: ok, now you're stretching it.

Just great :D

and

:elan: Dun dun dunnn!
:roy: Elan! Stop doing dramatical music cues for the dead chimera!
:elan: sorry..

:smallbiggrin:

:elan: Woooooo! I'm invisible! You can't see me!

Theres almost a quote in every other comic thats great.. So many to chose from :D

[Setra]

:vaarsuvius: Apparently

What more needs to be said?

Quoted for truth

[Alycat]

:thog: *whap* *whap* *whap* yay! now ice cream!

:elan: No, not really. I had other stuff on my mind.. Sabine's boot, for example.

:haley: Stupid speech impediment, I forgot how to use thought balloons!

Yeah, those are from more recent comics, but a lot of the good old ones have already been said.

:belkar: Sob! Poor Elan!
Just because it's so un-Belkar.

And the title of #89 Invisibility: The Lazy Artist's Friend

Yeah, that's just some I think are funny. Not really the best ones, but I still like them.

[Haruki-kun]

I forgot one I really like:

:nale: Sorry about the mess.
Larry Gardenr's Teacher: Don't be, I've been trying to do that for six books.......YEARS! I mean, Years......
Well, lol, anyone who read the books knows it's also true :wink:

[Amon Star]

It's Not a Gaming Session Until Someone Quotes Monty Python (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0136.html), strip 2, panel 1.

Thanks, I missed that.

[Baru]

"I love the smell of bat Guano in the morning. Smells like... victory."

[jakeyizle]

:elan: Run, run, run, run away from my psychotic teammate!


:elan: It's true what they say: "Hard work may pay off in the long run, but laziness always pays off right now!"
:belkar: True dat.


:elan: Wait, if they were king giants, wouldn't they have subjects to guard it for them?
:roy: Now is not the time to start being entirely reasonable, Elan. Just roll with it.

[archon_huskie]

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0033.html
From Episode 33

:roy: The kitchen . . .

[l)ark_ssj9kevin]

:belkar: Do I get to cause the death of any of the following: Miko, Miko's stupid horse, Roy, Varrsuvius, or you?

Oracle: Yes.

:belkar: Sweet! which one?

Oracle: Next!

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0331.html

[blackfox]

Well, I certainly have a lot of favorites... overall, though, it'd have to be this one:

From OOTS#80:
:elan: I GOT A FOUR! DID YOU HEAR ME? I GOT --

Others I like:

From OOTS#1, and continually used by rabid fans to make fun of everything since then:
:roy: Ooooo... Weapon shrinkage.

From OOTS#16
:durkon: A lich is binding ghouls? TURN UNDEAD!
:roy: Okay, now you're stretching it.
:vaarsuvius: Sweet merciful gods, my poor useless eyes!

From OOTS#20
:vaarsuvius: EVAN'S SPIKED TENTACLES OF FORCED INTRUSION!

From OOTS#33
:vaarsuvius: For the humble doily is indeed the gateway to ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER!

From OOTS#68
Law: 100101010100010101101011!
Chaos: Turquoise bicycle shoe fins actualize radishes greenly!

From OOTS#81
:elan: What about you, Vaarsuvius? Come and join Banjo's flock.
:vaarsuvius: I think not! I worship the ancient elven god of knowledge, keeper of secrets so mighty that even the smallest taste of them would shatter your sanity! My devotion to his arcane mysteries is absolute! I shall never renounce him! Never, do you hear me? NEVER! NEVER!
:elan: I'll throw in a free coffee maker.
:vaarsuvius: Does it do espresso?
:elan: No.
:vaarsuvius: NEVER!

First used in OOTS#90, I believe:
:vaarsuvius: I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.
BOOM!

From OOTS#96:
:mitd: Gate? What gate?

From OOTS#106:
:vaarsuvius: Now if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.

From OOTS#116
:roach: I crown myself... King of Roaches!
:roach: What is thy wish, your majesty?
:roach: The king demands... cake!

From OOTS#135
Larry: A sale!
Eve: We'll slash prices across the board!
:vaarsuvius: My concience is now appeased. 27 Heroism potions, please.

From OOTS#191
:redcloak: Just out of curiosity, is that in the same way that a human fighter with a broken sword could never defeat us?
:xykon: Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

From OOTS#202
:miko: If you could kindly put it down for one--
:belkar: Stop opressing my culture, you ethnocentric bitch!

From OOTS#221
:belkar: No, wait, what are you talking about? "Explosive Runes" isn't spelled--
BOOM!
:belkar: The horse first. You? A close second.
:vaarsivius: I rest easy knowing that your revenge requires you to first outsmart someone's mount.

From OOTS#230
:belkar: I'm Chaotic.

From OOTS#252
:thog: oh, little ice cream friends! thog delays boredom-driven rampage only for you!

From OOTS#270
:belkar: When in doubt, set something on fire.

From OOTS#367:
:thog: not nale. not-nale. thog help nale nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nail by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail.

From OOTS#374:
:mitd: Aw man! I lost twice. I suck.

Sorry for breaking the page, everyone. :smallbiggrin:

[Jamin]

:mitd:: Sometimes I eat to fill the loneliness
:xykon:: Hey nobody kills that many of my followers in one round except me or maybe the goblin(from No Cure for Paladin Blues)
:roy: :Your approval fills me shame
:haley: : True but the three of us are so consistently and staggeringly irresponsible that it's utterly unreasonable to expect us to have been paying any attention in the first place.
Trigak: Wow the 1st attack was surprising but I REALLY didn't expect the 2nd one.
:roy:: Internal monologue. Give him a minute
:vaarsuvius:: Anything he says is golden

These are some of my favorite ones

[Skippy]

:roy: Elan! Stop doing dramatic musical cues for the dead chimera!

[skreweded]

I think I just had an evilgasm....

[Setra]

:vaarsuvius:: Anything he says is golden
When was this said?

Wait.. I think I misread that, did you mean that Anything he says is golden, or did he say that somewhere?

[Amon Star]

When was this said?

Wait.. I think I misread that, did you mean that Anything he says is golden, or did he say that somewhere?

I believe the former was meant.

[theshadow308]

I have a couple:
"Roy has boobies!" (In my signature)
"I have deep seated emotional problems! Die die die!"

[Kanashimi]

:durkon: THOR'S TAINT, MAN!

[Chronolox]

This had me laughing my a** off. :smallbiggrin:

OotS #62:
:haley: Eat obscure alchemical metal, fiend-skank!

[Aldebert Batch]

:elan: "Hard work may pay of in the long run, but laziness always pays off right now!"

:belkar: "Never say 'playa' again."

:roy: "What are you waiting for?"
:durkon: "...It's a touch spell."

[Skippy]

:roy: Can everyone stop using the word "bone" as a verb?!?

That was funny!

[jakeyizle]

Leeky Windstaff: Truly, more wizards have been laid low by the writings of Jack Vance than by any single villian.

:durkon: On yer feet an' face me! Ye may haf tha upper hand in magic, but thar's na way a primary spellcaster like ye can survive in melee combat fer long if'n he hadn't prepared fer it!
:durkon: Ah, right. Druid. Ne'er mind, then.

:durkon: Aye, I'll be takin' tha Amulet o' Natural Arm'r. It be sendin' me AC into tha stratosphere
:belkar: He can pronounce "stratosphere" but not "the"?

[GoldenKitsune]

:redcloak: Change of plans. Send fifteen- no- twenty warriors up the mountain pass on, uh, scouting duty. Tell them to shout if they don't find anything.

[battleburn]

nobody mentioned this one before and it's my personal favourite:
:vaarsuvius:: I think I may owe the tables of the world an apology. :biggrin:

[Setra]

nobody mentioned this one before and it's my personal favourite:
:vaarsuvius:: I think I may owe the tables of the world an apology. :biggrin:
I have it quoted :smallbiggrin:

[TheAnimal]

"I have deep seated emotional problems! Die die die!"
That whole comic was pure greatness. :biggrin:
:roy: *sigh*... Looks like another all-nighter.

[battleburn]

Group Hug, is now on my list too :D

[Wolfie_1066]

warning warning! content from OOTS: no cure for the pally blues below,

:roy: "Hey look a unicorn, it's said that they will befriend a maiden of pure intent. Hey Haley go talk to it maybe it will befriend you!"
:haley: *looking scared* "uh...alright...uh hey horsey! nice horn you have there."
unicorn: *stares* BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU HAHAHAHAHA A maden of pure intent? BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
it goes on like that :smalltongue: and from the same comic just before the horsey:

:durkon: "dont ye think we should be in a defenceing position? tha trees be on all sides!"
:roy: "will you calm down Durkon? the trees are not going to attack!"
:durkon: "aye thats what greengar longaxe said (sorry if i dident get name right) an we found him dead wit a splinter in 'is thumb"
:roy: "Wait a splinter killed him?"
:durkon: "it was either tha or tha sword though 'is gut, the evendence was inconclusive"

those were some of my favs :smalltongue:
dont blame me if i spoil the book for you!!!

[Shott]

:belkar: Stop opressing my culture, you ethnocentric bitch!
:roy: Roy smash puny kobolds. (From the ? page).
:thog: if you wanna be thog's lover, you gotta get with thog's friends...
:mitd: Awww man, I lost twice. I suck.

Fruit Pie the Sorceror- I regret...nothing!

We have become unto tiny refreshing gods!

Escaping latte- FREEDOM!

[GSFB]

:elan: "I'm a pineapple chunk!"

[vbushido]

:elan: "Wooo! I'm invisible! You can't see me!"
:roy: "How I wish that were true."
:belkar:"Please cast Blindness on me."

:thog: "why thog's pants turn purple?"

:elan: "Clot, clot, clot my bleeding arteries..."
:durkon: "How badly are ye hurt, lad?"
:elan: "That depends... How important is one of these?"

:belkar: "Stupid p.c. PCs..."

-----
Animal testing is a terrible idea--they get all nervous and give the wrong answers

[Setra]

:thog: group hug!

[Hyrael]

Since I finally just got No Cure today,
:xykon: Hey! No one kills that many of my followers in one round except ME! Or maybe the goblin!

[Izodor]

I think I just failed a spot check--- Belkar

[Swordsaint]

:elan: This is just like a Vin Diseal Movie!

:roy: If I don't look directly at it, it can't kill my brain.

:elan: You know, I've been thinking...
:roy: ...I've had nightmares that have started this way.

[Klinn]

:thog: thog believe thog can fly!

[Ganjuu-kun]

I always loved this one by Belkar:

:belkar: : Just watch out, because one day you're going to wake up as glue. And not the good kind, either, but the cheap white paste the weird kids eat."

[Sebastian Bux]

OOTS #9

:roy: You owe me 10 gold.
:haley: yeah, like that's going to happen.

I'll just add to this as I go, cause there's so many good ones out there.

[Cleverdan22]

:durkon: : "Huzzah! I got 'im!"

[Grizzt]

:durkon:: THA TREES BE ATTACKIN' !! RUN FER YER LIVES!!!
:vaarsuvius::Ah, I see you have already grasped the core principles of my theory.

:xykon::HA! See? I TOLD you we should have said we were selling Girl Scouts cookies


Of course :
:elan:: Woooooo! I'm invisible
:thog::thog likes puppies

[SETI_fan]

:belkar: You know, if I knew more about reptilian reproductive anatomy, I'm sure this would answer a lot of questions.
:vaarsuvius: My vengeance shall be prolonged, diminutive cretin.

[David94]

:elan: "We quest in the deep dark Dungeon of Dorukan, a horrible pit filled with evil monsters."
:haley: "And treasure!"
:elan: "Created by the mad lich Xykon, an undead mage mad with his own power."
:haley: "And treasure!"
:elan: "But we will strike down the Xykon and make the countryside safe again!"
:haley: "And treasure! Wait, that doesn't make any sense..."


:roy: "So, this is the room where you found that rapier you gave to Elan?"
:haley: "Yuppers!"
:roy: "And you didn't find anything else here of value?"
:haley: "That's right."
:roy: "So that statue had the gems pried out of it before you showed up?"
:haley: "Right."
:roy: "And those two goblins were killed and stripped of their possessions beforehand?"
:haley: "Looks like."
:roy: "And that treasure chest, with footprints of your size leading up to it, your lockpick still in the lock, and a strand of long red hair snagged on the latch?"
:haley: "Empty when I got here."
:roy: "So, uh... what's in that bag behind you, then?"
:haley: "Feminine products."
:roy: "Goddamn it!"


And my dad's personal favorite...


:confused: "OK, gang, goblins up ahead. Everyone make your Move Silently check."
:confused: "Right."
:confused: "Got it!"
:confused: "I got a 17."
:confused: "I got a 24."
:confused: "I got a 19."
:elan: "I GOT A 4!"
:elan: "DID YOU HEAR ME? I GOT-"
:roy: "Shut up. Now."


Note: In the third quote, :smallconfused: represents an OOTS member, but it's unknown which one because everybody's invisible in this strip until Elan blows it.

[Rendarkin]

Some of my favorite examples of why Belkar rocks

:belkar: That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm... alone.
:roy: Excuse me, I need to soak my brain in acid now.
:belkar: I took Craft Disturbing Mental Image as my feat last level.

And this one is all about the context:

:belkar: I also have salsa. Extra chunky, heh heh.

[Kalessin]

:xykon: I think I just had an evilgasm.

One of the best.

[Awesome Girl]

My favorite is when :belkar:says:HEY! Wise Mister Owlbear! How many licks does it take to get to he chewy elven center of a Vaarsuvius Pop? :smallbiggrin: :biggrin:

[TheAnimal]

:elan: Not-Nale nailed Nale, and nails! Boo ya!

Edit: Woo hoo, I made it from pixie to halfling!

[Aaluran]

My all-time favorites are two:

:xykon:"I think I just had an evilgasm."

:belkar:"That's OK. I'll save the mental image of her for when I'm... alone." :smallwink:

[onasuma]

The make up killing is the best part.
I have an idea, it starts with "s" and ends with "litting there throats"
run run run run away from my psycotic teammate.
can you help me take this top off.
yeh there my favourites

[MisterM]

:roy: L-e-v-e-l (and of course the whole comic around it leading up to that quote is pure genius)

:miko: Windstriker, I choose you! *pika*. That made me laugh out loud

[r23r5]

:thog: prison changed thog
:elan: we were in there for 40 minutes
:thog: prison changed thog quickly

:thog: If you wanna be thog's lover you gotta get with thog's friends

[EBass]

:durkon: Turn Undead!
:redcloak: Bolster Undead!
:belkar: Stab Undead!

[Talyn]

:roy: I won't rest until I've avenged your death and proven you wrong in one swift stroke!

[otakuryoga]

which strip # is the evilgasm in?

[ABChristine]

"promise me... that you'll... *cough* ...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles... conveniently located by the theatre exits..."

[Talyn]

:miko: The term is "Smite Evil," not "bump uglies."

*laughs the night away*

[jmsnclr]

I forget which # this was from but....


"I think I just had an Evilgasm":smallcool:

[EvilGasm]

which strip # is the evilgasm in?

#197 - You can find it here (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0197.html)

[the quinn]

Personaly i like:
:elan: You call it "Trouser Titan"
:roy: NOT THE POINT

[Black Mage]

"I think I just had an evilgasm" - Xykon. Best. Line. Ever. I laughed so hard when I read this.

[Kaiox]

"Sir we've checked three times., There are no magical portals under your bed that lead to alternate universes in which longrunning subplots are resolved"

Oh yes, we also need :thog: Thog Scared

[TheAnimal]

:belkar: Wooooooo! Somebody look up the Armor Class on the Beast with Two Backs!

[A_S]

Most of the best are already mentioned, but there are a couple left:

From #219:
:miko: You appear to be injured. Would you like me to lay hands upon you?
:roy: ...
:roy: Nah, you know what? I'll let that pass, too obvious.

...and from #220:
:belkar: So what we've learned today is that Roy would rather be touched by a short hairy man than a hot kung-fu chick.
:roy: Shut up.

Also, not really a quote, but funny nonetheless, from #111:
:belkar: stab

[Lithitemir]

Made me laugh, and still does when I look back at it.


Tree: Im gonna eat you. :biggrin:

[ExHunterEmerald]

"You're trying to kill me, you fruit-filled bastard!"

[comprehensive]

:thog: "Thog like costume. Thog get in touch with inner greeness."
Cap'n Scoundrel: "But... you're green on the outside."
:thog: "Thog get in touch with his outer greeness too."
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:nale: "You know, the first two I should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much."
---------- ---------- ----------
:haley: -String of nonsense... for more than 150 strips in a row-

[jmsnclr]

#197 - You can find it here (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0197.html)
Thanks for the reference#. I laughed so hard when I read this.

[Calenestel]

Among my very most favourites.

:vaarsuvius: I would just like to point out that my ghost will be both angry and vengeful, and will retain all my spellcasting powers.

:vaarsuvius: I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like... victory.

:vaarsuvius: If you don't mind, I'm a little preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and shut down.

:vaarsuvius: I rest easy knowing that your revenge requires you to first outsmart someone's mount.

:vaarsuvius: Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!

:vaarsuvius: Fascinating. I cannot help but notice that the disintegrated remains of a dragon are indistinguishable from those of a human, or a halfling, or a dwarf.

:smile: The mysterious Vaarsuvius, keeper of a thousand arcane secrets.
:vaarsuvius: And each one would drive you MAD! MAD!

I've got a thing for elven spellcasters. Ask my RPG group. :tongue:

The only one quote that's really on his/her/its level would be one that I have in my signature. Guess which one. Heh...

Aure Entuluva!
Calenestel

[Cleverdan22]

Hinjo: "Uhoh, the teacher's gonna keep us after school."

[Awesome Girl]

You know the " I think I just had an evilgasm" thing? Well I'm probably the only one who doesn't get it. So would someone kindly tell me what it means?

[ABChristine]

:redcloak: So help me, if you make me sail a ship made of hobgoblin corpses across the ocean, i will find a way to make you pay.

[Dragor]

:elan: Just like a Vin Diesel movie!

:elan: Clot, clot, clot my bleeding arteries!

[Ayya the Fearsome]

:thog: bull rush tackle hug!

[armatil]

:roy: Can everyone stop using the word "bone" as a verb?!?

That was funny!
seconded.

also:

"thog reluctantly forced to agree."

[A_S]

You know the " I think I just had an evilgasm" thing? Well I'm probably the only one who doesn't get it. So would someone kindly tell me what it means?
Xykon enjoys evil so much that when he's faced with the concentration of evil he faced in that comic, it's like having an orgasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm), only evil...thus, evilgasm.

[Spiryt]

:belkar: It's all your fault. Stupid d4 hit dice.

[ironballs]

Here's one of my faivorate: from #42:
Belkar:
"Woot! I am the most badass halfling Ever ! - in your face Eligah Woods !"

[silverclaw]

:belkar: Run my little chunks of XP, run

:belkar: I got a riddle for you. What's green and black, squeals like a pig, and has two pieces of steel where it's lungs used to be? You.

:belkar: We thought it best that she keep searching

:belkar: Is your teenaged sister, in fact, a hottie? Smoking or otherwise?

:belkar: It's like my birthday came early, only instead of birthday cake, there are dead humans.


:roy: Nope.... Charge
:belkar: *sniff* This is the happiest moment of my life

[Setra]

Everything I did, I did for my people.

[Darkuwa]

:roy: I'm gonna pack up my gear and go rescue Elan!
:durkon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
:roy: I'm gonna pack up my gear and go rescue the entire rest of the part!