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2006-12-31, 02:27 AM
Monk - Kensai, Enchants fists with dancing



Forgive me, its late.

2006-12-31, 02:29 AM
I chuckled. :smallbiggrin:

2006-12-31, 02:32 AM
Well thats all I needed. :smalltongue:

2006-12-31, 03:28 AM
that made my day

2006-12-31, 04:54 AM
Hey man, if there's no rules against it....

Merlin the Tuna
2006-12-31, 09:13 AM
If he gave himself dancing feet instead, I think I'd almost have to give him some Bardic music effects.

2006-12-31, 12:22 PM
Best use of the Kensai class ever

2006-12-31, 03:03 PM
Hahahahaha! That works!

2006-12-31, 03:05 PM

(10 characters)

:edit: Wouldn't Throwing and Returning work as well?

2006-12-31, 11:55 PM

I laughed out loud.. and i'm still laughing. Theres no rules against it.. its the most awesome idea ever.

2006-12-31, 11:59 PM
Hm.. Dancing fists... Heh... heh... HAH! NOW I know what the Kensei was made for! Jolly good show!

Now, by Raw, while doing this, can you do other things with your hands, considering dancing weapons lets you do things whilst they dance (other than use a shield, IIRC)?

2007-01-01, 12:27 AM
Be a Troll and tack on that Savage Species one that lets you throw your bodyparts as weapons. You take subdual damage, but since it heals back at the same time as regular damage, you'll be back on your feet pretty quickly. Even if you've thrown them into the enemy. :P

Bears With Lasers
2007-01-01, 12:29 AM

(10 characters)

:edit: Wouldn't Throwing and Returning work as well?

Throwing and Returning...

Okay. Warforged Monk/Kensai, with a Battlefist.


2007-01-01, 11:09 AM
Throwing and Returning...

Okay. Warforged Monk/Kensai, with a Battlefist.


Is it on a string?

Pity you can only use them to deal damage. A throwing and returning fist would be great when I lose the TV remote...

The thing is, while your hands are dancing you can still kick with your legs...

2007-01-01, 11:40 PM
The fun thing about a monk is: Your WHOLE body is a weapon for unarmed attacks. Headbutt, kicking, punching, mario-style buttslam, etc.

You could enchant your entire body with dancing. Or Throwing/Returning.

In all seriousness, one of my favorite (albeit sub optimized) uses of monk/kensai was to take the feat in PHB2 that let your unarmed attacks do slashing damage and then get keen vorpal headbutts.

2007-01-01, 11:47 PM
Hmm... Brilliant Energy Hands, anyone? Most. Inconvenient. Enhancement. Ever.

What about a Parrying Earlobe? Your ear move of its own accord to block incoming attacks. That would get at least a -3 to attack from me.

Or, on the Throwing Returning topic... Make your entire body a Throwing Teleporting weapon. You hurl yourself at your enemies and then try to teleport back to yourself. Helloooo Astral Plane.

2007-01-01, 11:52 PM
That PHB2 feat let my monk go Dervish... THAT was fun...