[3.x] It's not easy being green

[Thurbane]

Hey all,

I'm looking for a list of green-skinned humanoid creatures of size M or L. By humanoid I don't mean the creature type Humanoid, any creature with a humanoid shape (two arms, two legs etc.). It doesn't really matter if it is a Humanoid, Monstrous Humanoid, Giant, Fey, Outsider etc.

It's for an in-game gag I will be using when I DM.

The more "human-looking" the creature is, the better. For purposes of the gag, a creature with decent Int and/or Cha scores would work best.

Cheers - T

[Irk]

any race + rod of wonder

[nedz]

Prestidigitation, is there anything it can't solve ?

[Flickerdart]

The various Hags should work great for this.

[herrhauptmann]

hagspawn? Unapproachable East I believe.

[Urpriest]

A lot of these depend on the artist. Goblinoids (except, curiously, Hobgoblins) and Orcs are often drawn greenish, even if canonically they are a different color.

[Karnith]

Killoren (Races of the Wild, pp. 102-106) are generally green, I believe.

[Coidzor]

I believe Changelings can just make their skin green for ****s and giggles. :smallconfused:

[nedz]

Kender — with a tub of green paint — because Kender.

[watchwood]

Anything with a hat of disguise?

[holywhippet]

Lizardfolk maybe? By that token, any dragon derived race might be ok.

Trolls are green, so I suppose being troll blooded might work.

[John Longarrow]

1/2 troll mongrel folk...
Anything that wakes up with a hang over, looks over, and sees the smiling face of a happy 1/2 troll mongrel folk...

[Red Fel]

As I recall, Hellbred can have green, scaly skin. But I may be mistaken.

Also, an earth elemental may be green. If it's covered in moss.

[137beth]

I'm guessing your players are of sufficient level so that alter self/polymorph/whatever illusions won't fool them?

[Telonius]

Trumpet Archon (not exactly a humanoid, but human-ish shape)
Aquatic Elf
Half-Aquatic Elf
Green Hag
Lizardfolk
Ogre Mage
Orc
Half-Orc
Sahuagin
Troll
Sharakim (Races of Destiny)

[JW86]

Githyanki/Githzerai can tend towards shades of green, iirc.

[Eldan]

Tieflings. Aasimar too, if they have Planetar blood.

[Andezzar]

Draconic Human or anything (+2 to STR, CON and CHA), if the dragon ancestor was a green dragon. What's the gag supposed to be?

[Telonius]

Anything with the Green Star Adept prestige class.

[Person_Man]

Volodni are basically plant people. So a mix of green and wood: +2 Con, +2 Wis, -2 Int, -2 Cha, Medium, 30 ft, Plant type, half damage from piercing weapons, other minor benefits. +2 LA. Unapproachable East pg 81.

[dysprosium]

Hi Ho! Kermit the Slaad here!

http://images.wikia.com/forgottenrealms/images/8/86/Blood_War_-_Green_Slaad.jpg

[The Viscount]

The weird thing is that green slaadi are lanky, thin casters. Reds and blues are the big ones.

Woodling on anything.

[Inuzuka]

Dryad are green in summer and spring :P

[Psyren]

Vishkanya are green, and can look very human from far away. Up close the scales and tongue are more noticeable.

http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/assets/170850/snake.jpg


Hi Ho! Kermit the Slaad here!

Speaking of Kermit, Grippli are green humanoids :smalltongue:

[Fates]

Yuan-ti should work as well, particularly purebloods if you're going for a more humanoid appearance, but halfblood works too. Storm giants are huge, and nixies are small, but both fit the bill otherwise. Kuo-toa are often depicted as green.

[Sith_Happens]

Spellscales can be any color, though the book only has artwork of blue-ish, red-ish, and purple-ish ones for some reason.

[Palanan]

Needlefolk haven't been mentioned yet, although they're not especially humanlike.

Really, I'd say that killoren and volodni are probably the best suggestions so far.

[Zombulian]

Extaminaar are snake people from Champions of Ruin.

[Thurbane]

Vishkanya are green, and can look very human from far away. Up close the scales and tongue are more noticeable.

http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/assets/170850/snake.jpg



Speaking of Kermit, Grippli are green humanoids :smalltongue:
They would be perfect, but I'm not using Pathfinder material unfortunately.

Leaning towards Kiloren at the moment.