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IronFist
2013-10-21, 02:19 AM
Guys, I'd like to interview Byron Hall. Does anyone know how I could contact him?
Thanks a lot.

The Oni
2013-10-21, 02:41 AM
Well, they say if you go to a strip club at exactly 11:59 and chant "FATAL, FATAL, FATAL" in the bathroom mirror...

Phoenixguard09
2013-10-21, 07:35 AM
666 Brimstone Avenue,
The Burning Fires of Hell.

Just look for the man being poked by the red-hot pitchforks the most and moaning in ecstasy.

Best of luck,

Studoku
2013-10-21, 08:18 AM
Well, they say if you go to a strip club at exactly 11:59 and chant "FATAL, FATAL, FATAL" in the bathroom mirror...
...you get thrown out.

Tengu_temp
2013-10-21, 09:02 AM
Coming from someone named Iron Fist... Are you sure "interview" is not used here as an euphemism for "punch in the face"?

Arbane
2013-10-21, 01:30 PM
Well, first you go to a dark room that hasn't been touched by sunlight in 7 years, like a basement. Then, you scribe a magic circle in goat's blood and the tears of a bitter virgin. Then, while burning a copy of the 1976 Income Tax Code, recite the digits of pi....

...semi-seriously, you might have more luck (and better joke replies) if you asked at rpg.net. Or try using the Wayback Machine to search the old website.

The Oni
2013-10-21, 01:32 PM
...you get thrown out.

What a tweest~!

Dimers
2013-10-21, 05:58 PM
I love you guys! :smallbiggrin:

@OP: Nothing to report, sorry. I fervently hope you don't take yourself too seriously.

IronFist
2013-10-21, 06:41 PM
Coming from someone named Iron Fist... Are you sure "interview" is not used here as an euphemism for "punch in the face"?

It really is for an interview :smallbiggrin:

Sith_Happens
2013-10-21, 09:50 PM
Well, they say if you go to a strip club at exactly 11:59 and chant "FATAL, FATAL, FATAL" in the bathroom mirror...

...While rolling 4d100. That part's important.

The Oni
2013-10-21, 09:57 PM
Ah, yes! If you do all that and roll 4d100, the shade of Byron Hall will come out of the mirror and try to force you to make a character.

I suppose you could then capture him with some sort of vacuous capture device, then interview him. Just don't cross the streams.

Libertad
2013-10-21, 10:10 PM
*Ring, ring!*

A clawed, charred hand reaches out to grasp the phone with a painful groan. The smoky breath of some unforeseen entity sends a foggy veil over its face.

"Yes, this is Byron Hall," the figure says in a raspy voice. "To whom do I owe the pleasure of speaking?"

Byron breathes heavily into the phone, halfway between a panting tone and a disgusting cough.

"An interview, you say? Hmm, hold on, let me consult my... superiors."

Byron's free hand grasps a live puppy by the head. It whimpers helplessly shortly before it's tossed into a pit of fire. The blazing inferno writhes at the new offering, as though savoring every burn and charred piece of body.

"Hmmm, they are... supportive of an interview. But first, we must negotiate... the terms."

Arbane
2013-10-22, 12:35 AM
...While rolling 4d100. That part's important.

4d100 +1d6. for realism!

:smallconfused:

nedz
2013-10-22, 05:38 AM
I suspect that he will require you to supply the circumference of your microphone upfront.